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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11905

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:17 pm

On the subject of Tolkien...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11904

by Service Dog » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:06 pm



"Hey, who cares what the Eskimos think-- they don't buy records, hunh."

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11903

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:49 am

MarcusAu wrote: Notwithstanding the anti-wokeness - does anyone in current year see the benefit of an organisation promoting an atheist point of view?
Somebody needs to stop the Kanye West for President juggernaut!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11902

by Service Dog » Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:15 am

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11901

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:45 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: So now we're back to the Brazilian tranny?
Well played, sir. Very well played!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11900

by MarcusAu » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:42 am

Here's another fistful of tangents.

Eric makes passing mention of the 'New Atheists' then talks more about their bastard offspring 'The Intellectual Dark Web' - both of which seem to have be consigned to the dustbin of history at this point.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11899

by MarcusAu » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:36 am

justinvacula wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:36 pm
I'm now returning to the fray as Public Relations Manager with the new group Atheists For Liberty - the only explicitly anti-SJW atheist 501 (c) 3 organization I know of. We're also providing a home for libertarians, conservatives, centrists, and those against wokeness.

...

Here's our site!

https://www.atheistsforliberty.org/abou ... -advisors/
Notwithstanding the anti-wokeness - does anyone in current year see the benefit of an organisation promoting an atheist point of view?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11898

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:08 am

So now we're back to the Brazilian tranny?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11897

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:01 am

Bhurzum wrote: Sure, if you didn't know it was a man in disguise, you'd maybe have a point, a different point but a point nonetheless. This is where the "are traps gay" question rears its ugly head.
So far, the only 'ugly head' that's 'reared' has been John's.

Now, where's my kevlar?

Given the context, wouldn't a soldier wearing a German Helmet have been more apropos?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11896

by Service Dog » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:00 am

Waitaminute...

" Shari and Michael Lienau, and
their four biological children and five adopted children, are part of the Lifeline
Expedition that is visiting prominent American slave-trading ports from the
Colonial era this month. "

Adopting five children & then treating them like slaves?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11895

by Service Dog » Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:55 am

White people need to apologize for slavery.

Oh wait, the 'So Sorry' family already-did... on a World Tour... back in 2007...




Ok, cool, byeeeeeeee

https://tdn.com/lifestyles/so-sorry-fam ... 90060.html

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11894

by Service Dog » Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:12 am

KiwiInOz wrote: But for the record, his male manifestation does not have the same effect.
Which is the male version? Out of drag-- he's more wispy & girlish. In drag-- more substantial, husky singing voice.

=

Many years ago-- Candis Kayne scrambled my brain. Not by being my type, and certainly not with inhuman fake boobs.
But by having a soccer mom ass-- as if she had cranked out a couple kids & now hosted local tv morning news show.

Poor Candis-- used to be the "first transgender actress to play a major recurring role" on a TV series.


Then along came the new SJW nonsense-- and anyone trans was "always" been their swapped gender--

So Caitlyn Jenner's seven episodes as a cop on CHiPs in 1981-- grabs the crown.

=
Looking for earlier examples-- I stumbled-across Louis Farrakhan's 1953 calypso record, about the first US sex change:



=

Candis Cayne was included in a Time Magazine series of mini-documentaries about 'Firsts: Women Who Broke The Glass Ceiling'.

In it-- she mentions the start of her acting career-- when she was typecast in roles as a prostitute, murder victim, murderer, and 'drag queen'.

That last one irritated me: Candis was a successful drag queen, before transitioning. Pretty lame to complain that people think of you as a drag queen-- as if they're too clueless to understand the difference between a drag queen & a transsexual-- when you actually were a drag queen.

And it wasn't only uptight, straight, cis network & studio casting people-- who were confused. Candis's best friends-- the other drag queens pictured in old photos in the Time documentary-- were thrown-off when Candis switched from fun&games dressing like a woman with a silly female name-- to dressing the same with the same name-- but claiming to be all-in as a woman.

Speaking to Time magazine, Candis also mentions how great 'the trans community' is. Yeah, maybe. I suspect it's a lot less great than the drag community.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11893

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:44 am

Brive1987 wrote: Peter Jackson
When I hear that name, this is what I instantly think of...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5 ... @._V1_.jpg

He's a Derek, Derek's don't run.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11892

by Brive1987 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:50 am

KiwiInOz wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:43 am
Is it true that Tolkien based his Dwarves on the Scots?

Well he did say their women folk had beards.

But your inclusion of Peter Jackson imagery in an erstwhile Tolkien discussion has confused me. So I’ll withdraw hurt.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11891

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:33 am

KiwiInOz wrote: I don't think that Orc chicks had beards.
Tolkien was quite vague when it came to female orcs although he did hint at and later (in the Munby(sp?) letter) pretty much confirm their existence. There were points throughout his various works wherein he mentioned the breeding habits and paternal status of certain orcs without naming/detailing the mothers. This led to claims that male orcs bred via rape (female elves) and that female orcs didn't exist.

Popular culture, canonical or not, has given us a wide variety of female orcs although I've never seen one with a beard.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c4/ca/14/c4ca ... -craft.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/c9/d4 ... 48367d.jpg

https://66.media.tumblr.com/6c443774a59 ... o1_400.jpg

Personally, my favourite depiction of a female orc is "Draka" (mate of "Durotan" and mother of "Thrall") from Warcraft lore. She was fierce as any warrior in the clan, took shit from nobody and died protecting her son - as "alpha" as any fantasy character ever written. I could wax lyrical about her all day but if you're not familiar with the wider story, it'd be pointless. However, this short clip is a good depiction of the character even though the movie is a travesty!



Notice the lack of beard :)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11890

by MarcusAu » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:04 am

I thought that Tolkien stole (or borrowed, or appropriated or Took if you prefer) most of the Middle-Earthery from the Norse.

With the exception of those Cockney Trolls.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11889

by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:00 am

Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: :shock:

:o

:suimouth:
You want me to unload in your mouth?

I fucking knew it!

You all seen it, he can't take it back!
In your dreams .177

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11888

by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:56 am

Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Is it true that Tolkien based his Dwarves on the Scots?
Small, ginger, angry, xenophobic, booze-addled and always armed to the teeth...you might be onto something!

I still think we're more like Orcs.
I don't think that Orc chicks had beards.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11887

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:56 am

KiwiInOz wrote: :shock:

:o

:suimouth:
You want me to unload in your mouth?

I fucking knew it!

You all seen it, he can't take it back!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11886

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:53 am

KiwiInOz wrote: Is it true that Tolkien based his Dwarves on the Scots?
Small, ginger, angry, xenophobic, booze-addled and always armed to the teeth...you might be onto something!

I still think we're more like Orcs.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11885

by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:51 am

Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: That's a bit rich coming from a man whose culture is all about wearing plaid skirts.
For the record, I look fabulous in a kilt!

https://kittyhell.com/wp-content/upload ... y-kilt.jpg

You know you would, y'dirty devil!
:shock:

:o

:suimouth:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11884

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:48 am

KiwiInOz wrote: That's a bit rich coming from a man whose culture is all about wearing plaid skirts.
For the record, I look fabulous in a kilt!

https://kittyhell.com/wp-content/upload ... y-kilt.jpg

You know you would, y'dirty devil!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11883

by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:43 am

Is it true that Tolkien based his Dwarves on the Scots?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11882

by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:38 am

But for the record, his male manifestation does not have the same effect.

The Defence rests.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11881

by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:21 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:04 am
KiwiInOz wrote: I'm straight up hetero, but Courtney Act has me questioning.


Sure, if you didn't know it was a man in disguise, you'd maybe have a point, a different point but a point nonetheless. This is where the "are traps gay" question rears its ugly head.

The answer is "no" - anyone can be fooled.

However, if you know it's a man in disguise (fake tits, makeup and all) but persist in your attempts at launching ball-bag-broth up his crimper, then yes, you're clearly batting for the other or both teams. Also, and this is where you come into the mix, if you have doubts...well, I think that speaks volumes about your sexuality.

Not judging! If you're into dudes, you're into dudes. As long as there's consent and nobody gets hurt (well, within reason), it's all perfectly fine and healthy. Have at it. Hell, I'd argue that makes you a bigger man than me! I like my sexual partners to be soft, fragrant and chin-stubble free. I'm a big Jessie in that department.

Note: The instant "a trap" has his cover blown, he is no longer "a trap" and the gayness element of the equation is set-in-stone. None of this should come as a surprise (lol) or be considered questionable. It's a man in a dress - you want to have sex with him - you're gay/bi.


I'm not a trick cyclist and could be wrong but genuinely don't see how. It'll take mountain-moving levels of evidence and logic to shift my stance on this.

Now, where's my kevlar?

That's a bit rich coming from a man whose culture is all about wearing plaid skirts.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11880

by Brive1987 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:25 am

Service Dog wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: supplied by PZ, so it must be true:
Black Lives Matter choosing to gather during a pandemic-- is "like an intelligence test". Sez PZ. Must be true:

"It seems a lot of organizations of varying sizes have seen reality and are responding appropriately.
It should make you wonder when you see an event that insists on going on with the show." PZ Myers, July 8, 2020

http://archive.is/Aj8jR
PZ publicly ‘cancelled’ his only local supermarket for not distancing

He then drove 45 mins to the nearest alternative.

To discover they weren’t distancing either. :dance:

There really is a God.

———————-

Good luck Screw. For a pessimist you are fighting a valiant fight for continued existence. I’m sure it will pay a dividend 🤞

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11879

by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:04 am

KiwiInOz wrote: I'm straight up hetero, but Courtney Act has me questioning.


Sure, if you didn't know it was a man in disguise, you'd maybe have a point, a different point but a point nonetheless. This is where the "are traps gay" question rears its ugly head.

The answer is "no" - anyone can be fooled.

However, if you know it's a man in disguise (fake tits, makeup and all) but persist in your attempts at launching ball-bag-broth up his crimper, then yes, you're clearly batting for the other or both teams. Also, and this is where you come into the mix, if you have doubts...well, I think that speaks volumes about your sexuality.

Not judging! If you're into dudes, you're into dudes. As long as there's consent and nobody gets hurt (well, within reason), it's all perfectly fine and healthy. Have at it. Hell, I'd argue that makes you a bigger man than me! I like my sexual partners to be soft, fragrant and chin-stubble free. I'm a big Jessie in that department.

Note: The instant "a trap" has his cover blown, he is no longer "a trap" and the gayness element of the equation is set-in-stone. None of this should come as a surprise (lol) or be considered questionable. It's a man in a dress - you want to have sex with him - you're gay/bi.


I'm not a trick cyclist and could be wrong but genuinely don't see how. It'll take mountain-moving levels of evidence and logic to shift my stance on this.

Now, where's my kevlar?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11878

by KiwiInOz » Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:12 pm

John D wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Sports Illustrated finally has a tranny swimsuit model:

https://swimsuit.si.com/swim-daily/2020 ... ookie-2020

a_dude.jpg

Still no response to my letter to the editor demanding an achondroplasic model.
She looks pretty good. Too fake for me.... I don't like anything fake... but all things considered she looks pretty good by modern standards. I wonder how well her pussy works. I'll bet she keeps a bottle of lube in her purse.
I'm straight up hetero, but Courtney Act has me questioning.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy ... Ve270L_eiQ

He's unashamedly drag, though.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by KiwiInOz » Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:03 pm

screwtape wrote: A couple of days of bone marrow biopsies, root canals, massive volumes of blood tests, and dealing with Steersman under a new name in the comments of some other forum (recognised by an excessive use of "kettle of fish") has left me a little drained. Maybe you chaps will hold back the waves of political correctness for a little while?

I'm heading for transplant in September, if the coronavirus doesn't fuck it all up, and I pass the nuclear medicine cardiac studies and the pulmonary function tests. If it does actually happen, I'll be an in-patient for about 8 weeks, and I hope to avoid belonging to the 15% who do not survive. Ideally, I'd like to be counted among the 40% who do survive and who get a 'cure'. At that point, I shall have even fewer restrictions on my opinions and posts than now. So watch out, PZ, I'm coming for you, you clunge.
What are your pronouns going to be when you are a trans-plant?

All the best Screwtape.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11876

by Service Dog » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:21 pm

Did any of you read the bodycam transcripts?-- submitted by the lawyer for Officer Lane (the other white one/ 4th day on the job)-- seeking to have the George Floyd murder charges dropped (against Lane).

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper ... pdf#page=1

The transcripts really fill-in a lot of details. The 2 rookies pulled over Floyd. Floyd refused to leave the car, claiming to be terrified. He said "please don't shoot me" four times. Officer Lane: "I'm not going to shoot you."

Meanwhile, Floyd was hiding one hand and refusing to show it to the officers. Lane thought Floyd was digging in his pocket for keys-- to try to drive away. Lots of, "Jesus Christ put your fucking hands on the wheel!!!!" Floyd told the cops he was "shot the same way" "before".

Rather than digging in his pocket for keys-- it seems Floyd was wadding up fake $20 bill in his pocket-- & shoving them in the crack between the car seat & center console. The filing included photos of the wadded bills stuffed beside the seat.

Floyd started saying he couldn't breathe-- and saying he was going to die-- PRIOR TO being put on the ground. He was already saying that stuff when they tried to put him inside the cop car. Floyd claimed to be claustrophobic. In the car he raised his voice and said "I'm going to die!" He said "I just had COVID".

The cops offered to "roll down the windows" and "put the air on", if Floyd would put his legs in the car. Then Floyd let himself back out of the car. Then Floyd directly ASKED to be laid on the ground. "I want to lay on the ground. I'm going to lay on the ground."

The filing also included Minneapolis police training materials-- including an instructional photo showing a knee being placed on a prone person's neck. The same manual mentions rolling such a person onto their side-- and once-or-twice Lane specifically asks the senior cop if they should do so.

"Lane:
Should we roll him on his side ?
Chauvin
No, he's staying put where we got him .
Lane:
Okay. just worry about the excited delirium or whatever.
Chauvin
Well that's why we got the ambulance coming.
Lane:
Okay, i suppose."

two minutes later

Lane:
"Should we roll him on his side?"

During that time the cops were being heckled by bystanders-- for putting Floyd on the ground/ rather than in the car. The cops also had some difficulty locating a 'hobble' restraint device-- lots of confused talk about that. And they were waiting for a slow amulance-- because they called for it when the situation was still Condition 2. They upgraded it Condition 3 after wondering why it was taking the ambulance so long to arrive.

All-in-all --there's a lot of stuff which seems exculpatory toward Lane. At least partially.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11875

by Service Dog » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:11 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote: supplied by PZ, so it must be true:
Black Lives Matter choosing to gather during a pandemic-- is "like an intelligence test". Sez PZ. Must be true:

"It seems a lot of organizations of varying sizes have seen reality and are responding appropriately.
It should make you wonder when you see an event that insists on going on with the show." PZ Myers, July 8, 2020

http://archive.is/Aj8jR

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11874

by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:58 pm

Service Dog wrote: St. Louis Metropolitan Police obtained and executed a search warrant to seize the McCloskey's rifle and pistol.

"Police have not announced any charges against the couple."

NBC news reports: "The second weapon, believed to be a revolver"
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/po ... k-n1233583


These two are incredible assholes. From a link supplied by PZ, so it must be true:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/met ... dd287.html

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11873

by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:53 pm

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11872

by Service Dog » Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:00 pm

St. Louis Metropolitan Police obtained and executed a search warrant to seize the McCloskey's rifle and pistol.

"Police have not announced any charges against the couple."

NBC news reports: "The second weapon, believed to be a revolver"
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/po ... k-n1233583


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11871

by Service Dog » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:13 pm

I wouldn't fuck her with Heina's Dadabhoy.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11870

by Lsuoma » Sat Jul 11, 2020 1:07 pm

That's a two-bagger
Who looks like Jagger.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11869

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:58 pm

John D wrote:
She looks pretty good. Too fake for me.... I don't like anything fake... but all things considered she looks pretty good by modern standards. I wonder how well her pussy works. I'll bet she keeps a bottle of lube in her purse.
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Go for it, John. But it won't be xir fakegina you're poking.

I recommend doggy, because:
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Gotta love Wokepedia:
She became Victoria's Secret's first openly transgender model in August 2019
Following all those secret tranny models nobody noticed.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11868

by Bhurzum » Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:35 pm

John D wrote: he looks pretty good. Too fake for me.... I don't like anything fake... but all things considered he looks pretty good by modern standards. I wonder how well his butchered cock & balls works. I'll bet he keeps a bottle of lube in his purse.
https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket?pa ... ne-212.png

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11867

by John D » Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:18 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Sports Illustrated finally has a tranny swimsuit model:

https://swimsuit.si.com/swim-daily/2020 ... ookie-2020

a_dude.jpg

Still no response to my letter to the editor demanding an achondroplasic model.
She looks pretty good. Too fake for me.... I don't like anything fake... but all things considered she looks pretty good by modern standards. I wonder how well her pussy works. I'll bet she keeps a bottle of lube in her purse.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11866

by AndrewV69 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:15 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:10 am
Sports Illustrated finally has a tranny swimsuit model:

https://swimsuit.si.com/swim-daily/2020 ... ookie-2020

a_dude.jpg

Still no response to my letter to the editor demanding an achondroplasic model.
There was zero interest from whatever is responsible for making my dick hard.

(I can tell what my preferences are depending on how much of a stiffy I get. In this case there is nary a stir)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11865

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:10 am

Sports Illustrated finally has a tranny swimsuit model:

https://swimsuit.si.com/swim-daily/2020 ... ookie-2020
a_dude.jpg
(24.93 KiB) Downloaded 89 times
Still no response to my letter to the editor demanding an achondroplasic model.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11864

by Service Dog » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:09 am

Ocasio-Cortez calls on looters to boycott stealing Goya products.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11863

by Keating » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:54 am

justinvacula wrote: New witch of the week, lol Goya CEO
I made adobo for some colleagues once. I used a litre of vinegar, which is my mother's recipe. I thought it came out great, but it was a bit strong for the palate of your average Australian.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11862

by Bhurzum » Fri Jul 10, 2020 7:30 pm

HelpingHand wrote: Ahhh, Steers. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
I do miss Steersman. His lengthy posts were a personal favourite and always raised a smile.

Here's one for my homie!

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-25-2016/WqKlRX.gif

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11861

by justinvacula » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:11 pm

New witch of the week, lol Goya CEO



Heh, I bet she'll say, like some of our favorite bloggers did, that she really didn't call for a boycott. Too bad we can't eat Goya foods at TAM.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11860

by free thoughtpolice » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:07 pm

HurdyGurdies were mentioned recently?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11859

by Service Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:47 pm

screwtape wrote: I hope to avoid belonging to the 15% who do not survive.
Hey, even in the worst case scenario--
the boat comes to take you across the river Styx--
& ~that~ steersman will be a delightful improvement.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11858

by jugheadnaut » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:16 pm

screwtape wrote: A couple of days of bone marrow biopsies, root canals, massive volumes of blood tests, and dealing with Steersman under a new name in the comments of some other forum (recognised by an excessive use of "kettle of fish") has left me a little drained. Maybe you chaps will hold back the waves of political correctness for a little while?

I'm heading for transplant in September, if the coronavirus doesn't fuck it all up, and I pass the nuclear medicine cardiac studies and the pulmonary function tests. If it does actually happen, I'll be an in-patient for about 8 weeks, and I hope to avoid belonging to the 15% who do not survive. Ideally, I'd like to be counted among the 40% who do survive and who get a 'cure'. At that point, I shall have even fewer restrictions on my opinions and posts than now. So watch out, PZ, I'm coming for you, you clunge.
Yay, screwtape! My best wishes that you clear the hurdle and get a couple more decades on this mortal coil.

I suppose it's a good thing for anyone who values the continued existence of the Pit that Steezo jumped ship. If he was still around supplying one third of posts on top of what is already pretty fallow ground by past standards, the Pit wouldn't have made it past last year.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11857

by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:12 pm

screwtape wrote: A couple of days of bone marrow biopsies, root canals, massive volumes of blood tests, and dealing with Steersman under a new name in the comments of some other forum (recognised by an excessive use of "kettle of fish") has left me a little drained. Maybe you chaps will hold back the waves of political correctness for a little while?

I'm heading for transplant in September, if the coronavirus doesn't fuck it all up, and I pass the nuclear medicine cardiac studies and the pulmonary function tests. If it does actually happen, I'll be an in-patient for about 8 weeks, and I hope to avoid belonging to the 15% who do not survive. Ideally, I'd like to be counted among the 40% who do survive and who get a 'cure'. At that point, I shall have even fewer restrictions on my opinions and posts than now. So watch out, PZ, I'm coming for you, you clunge.
Daumen gedrückt!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11856

by HelpingHand » Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:53 pm

1. Go go Screwtape.
2. Ahhh, Steers. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
3. Root canals? Temporal coincidence or are teeth something involved in this?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11855

by Lsuoma » Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:06 pm

Hey, Screwy - thanks for the update. Hope it all goes OK! Here's rooting for you (fnarr! fnarr!).

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11854

by screwtape » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 am

A couple of days of bone marrow biopsies, root canals, massive volumes of blood tests, and dealing with Steersman under a new name in the comments of some other forum (recognised by an excessive use of "kettle of fish") has left me a little drained. Maybe you chaps will hold back the waves of political correctness for a little while?

I'm heading for transplant in September, if the coronavirus doesn't fuck it all up, and I pass the nuclear medicine cardiac studies and the pulmonary function tests. If it does actually happen, I'll be an in-patient for about 8 weeks, and I hope to avoid belonging to the 15% who do not survive. Ideally, I'd like to be counted among the 40% who do survive and who get a 'cure'. At that point, I shall have even fewer restrictions on my opinions and posts than now. So watch out, PZ, I'm coming for you, you clunge.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11853

by Lsuoma » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:30 am

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11852

by Lsuoma » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:27 am

Jabberwoke!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11851

by Bhurzum » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:21 am

Service Dog wrote: ’Twas nognig, and the niggy toves
Did cnut and gimble in the wabe:
All ilhan were the borogoves,
And the slavoj zizek ghey.

“Beware the Nibberwock, my trans!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

Xie took xin vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe xi sought—
So rested xie by the Tumtum tree
Ocasio in thought.

And, as in uffish thought xie stood,
The NIbberwock, with eyes thunberg,
Came pelosing through the tulgey wood,
And jibagoo as it came!

One, two! tlaib! And through and through
The vorpal blade went boogaloo!
huma huma abadeen
Xie went bunglejunny back.

“And hast thou slain the Nibberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish trans!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
Xie chortled in xi zvan.

’Twat brillig, and the niggy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And wakanda kanye outgrabe.
The Jabberwoke?

(It's painful without "galumphing" - such a beautiful and descriptive word!)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11850

by Service Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:42 am

’Twas nognig, and the niggy toves
Did cnut and gimble in the wabe:
All ilhan were the borogoves,
And the slavoj zizek ghey.

“Beware the Nibberwock, my trans!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

Xie took xin vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe xi sought—
So rested xie by the Tumtum tree
Ocasio in thought.

And, as in uffish thought xie stood,
The NIbberwock, with eyes thunberg,
Came pelosing through the tulgey wood,
And jibagoo as it came!

One, two! tlaib! And through and through
The vorpal blade went boogaloo!
huma huma abadeen
Xie went bunglejunny back.

“And hast thou slain the Nibberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish trans!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
Xie chortled in xi zvan.

’Twat brillig, and the niggy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And wakanda kanye outgrabe.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11849

by Service Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:21 am

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11848

by Bhurzum » Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:06 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I blame the Eikks.
That sounds like a terribly upper-class English chap saying "oiks" :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11847

by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri Jul 10, 2020 8:32 am

Service Dog wrote: North American Scrabble Players list of banned slurs

https://scrabbleplayers.org/w/Slurs


ANATOMICAL: aers aeehlors aeehlorss aehloss aehlosss aabdss aabddess aabdesss abbellrstu abbellrsstu abckllos abeillrs abeillsst abeillnsss abeeillnssss abllsy abmooz abmoosz bcklloos bbeioo bdeioos bdooy bbbuy cilt cilst cejnoos cntu cnstu cddeik acddehik acddehiks cdgiikn agooz agoosz egiilrs egiloo egiloos glooy aadhrss aadehrsss aeijssv hjnnoos hjnnooss bmnnstuu bemnnsstuu acdeeehkpr acdeeehkprs ehilopss ehilopsss cghlnos cghlnoss ghlnos ghlnoss effiist effiisst ffisty attw asttw aoowz aooswz eiillw agginnyy agginnsyy

POLITICAL: aabeiorrstu aaborrtuy cmmopsy cmmopssy aefiimnz aefiimnsz bbeilr bbeilrs aaehmrstu aaehmrsstu

PROFANE: addegmnost addgmo adddegmmo addggimmno addgmno adddegmnost adddegmno adddeegmnost addggimnno addgmnos addgmos

PRURIENT: bbjloow bbjloosw bdeffo bffgino bikno bdeikno bgiiknno biknos acckmnos ccekmnos acceekorst acceekorsst cgimmnu cmsu effgin fgiinsst abfru cfku cdefku cefkru cefkrsu acceffku acceffksu acdefhku acdefhksu cfgiknu cfffkou cfffkosu cfksu cfkpuu cfkpsuu cfiktuw cfikstuw aabiijlt aabiijlst ijms ijmss ijzz eijszz cdfikmnu cdefikmnru cdefikmnrsu cdfikmnsu fmoo fmoos ceefhkmorrtu ceefhkmorrstu cefghikmnortu ahmtu ahmstu eiknoo eiknoos knooy agnnoopt agnnoopst chpstu cdehppstu cghinppstu chpsstu aegghrs aegghrss hpstu dehppstu ghinppstu hpsstu acefkrrstu acefkrrsstu cehklosu cdehklosu cehklossu cghiklnosu aknw adeknw aeknrw aeknrsw agiknnw aknsw

SCATOLOGICAL: abhistt abhllstu bhillstu bhillsstu bdehillsttu behillrsttu behillrssttu bghiillnsttu abdmuw abdmsuw ccehhiiknst ccehhiiknsst chinoost chinoosst acepprr acepprrs dhiipst dhiipsst afrt adefrt afginrt afrst beghiost beghiosst ehhiorsst ehhiorssst deemr deemrs deep eeginp ipss deipss eiprss eiprsss eipsss eiiprss eiipssst giinpss ipssy ahst hist abghist abghisst achinst acdehinnst acghiinnnst achinsst ehist ehisst acefhist acdefhist acefhisst adehhist addeehhist adehhisst eehhilst eehhilsst ehhilost ehhilosst ehhiosstu ehhiossstu cehiikkrst cehiikkrsst ehilssst hiilsstt hiilssstt adhilost adhilosst hisst himorsstt himorssstt dehistt ehirstt ehirsstt ehiirstt ehiissttt ehiinssstt eehiinsssstt ghiinstt histty hikorstw hikorsstw drtu drstu

SLUR (race or color): oba soba abckru abckrsu cdeloors cdeloorsu chinoost chinoosst adekry adekrsy adeikr adeikrs adkry agginr agginrs gginor gginors aehlo aehlos beeh beehs ehknoy ehknosy ehikno ehiknos hknoy ehknuy ehknsuy ehiknu ehiknsu abgijoo abgijoos almottu aelmosttu almosttu egginr egginrs cehiint cehiinst afoy afosy aceiiinnnps aciinnnpy acceiiinnnps acciinnnpy aceiiiknnnps aciiknnnpy ceiknpy ceiknpsy acehrstvz acehrsstvz acehrstwz acehrsstwz aehrstvz aehrsstvz ikmos ikmoss aqsuw aqssuw demmot ehistwy ehiistw gow gghiosw gosw

SLUR (creed or religion): adgno adgnos yog gimoy ghiosy eghiosy gosy eijstu ceiijstu aceiijlstu aceiijllstuy eiijmsstu eiijmssstu eeiijrsstu eijrstuy eijsstu ejw deejw egijnw ejsw ainnoppst ainnoppsst aimpps aimppss aippst aciippst aeiipprsst aipprsty aippsst eeehnsy eeehnssy eeehins eeehinss eeghstz achikss achiksss ahikss ahiksss ehikss ehhikss ehhiksss ehiksss hikmostz gimmnot diy disy

SLUR (sex or gender): cntu cnstu soh agnnoopt agnnoopst

SLUR (sexual orientation): bdeikllu bdeikllsu bdeklluy bdekllsuy bbmouy bbmosuy cccekkorsu cccekkorssu deiky dekyy aefggir aefggist aefggiorst afggorty afggoty afggy els belos beloss eelss elz eelszz eeilzz eeilszz elyzz acenn acenns aceinnr aceinns aceinnst acnny efioopr efioopst foops afhoopt afhoopst efooprt efooprst foopy eoopv eoopsv

SLUR (gender identity): bcehstu

SLUR (national origin): bceho bcehos begoorrttt begoorrsttt bhknou bhknosu achlo achlos chloo chloos ccehilu ccehilru ccehilsu ccehilstu adgo adegos adgos ginoz eginosz aaakkn aaakkns eikk eikks cikm cikms eipps eippss acklop acklops eimmop eimmops mmopy aadeghr aadeghrs cips cikps cikpss cipss ikps ikpss denuv densuv abcektw abcekstw opw opsw

SLUR (age): bceilmrsu aabdegrry aabdegrrsy abdeegrry abdeegrrsy eiiklnrw eiiklnrsw

SLUR (disability): cipr ciprs apsz apszz aepsszz

SLUR (gender conformity): cenopy ceinopr ceinopst cnopy aeehlms aeehlmss

SLUR (physical characteristics): abdeil afost aefosst afosst

SLUR (not in a Code of Conduct category): abopwy abopswy abbbu abbbsu adegj adgjo cehiikllsv cehiikllssv cdeeknr cdeeknrs

VULGAR: ainpsst ainpssst bchimstu bcehimsstu

"To avoid repeating contextually offensive language, the public communications did not list the words in question, identifying one of them only as the N word."

"Each word in each category is then listed alphabetically, but with its letters rearranged into alphabetical or reverse alphabetical order in order to obfuscate it from the casual reader."



The game remains racist. 'Slave' is worth 8 points, 'Confederate' is worth 17. That's less than the 3/5 human value assigned to blacks by the racist US Constitution.

Hasbro's Online Scrabble Tools still accepts the term 'niggardly' (15 points). I'm sure you'll think of other offensive terms to enter:
https://scrabble.hasbro.com/en-us/tools#dictionary
I blame the Eikks.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#11846

by MarcusAu » Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:24 am

Brive1987 wrote:
Do I see I reference to 'This be the verse' by Phillip Larkin?



You know, I think I do.

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