If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

#10218

Paul Broun, running for senate in Georgia.
Just in case the looters come for your goodies or you run out of goodies and need to liberate some from that are less deserving, good news is there is this handy tool!

#10217

A better alternative to taking hydroxychloraquine for prevention of covid19:
Apparently, the virus enters through the nose and begins incubation in mucous membranes at the back of the throat. The start of happy hour everyday should start with a shot of unmixed 80% Absinthe, or whatever drinkable very high test ethanol you can get. Take a sip, allow it to roll to the back of your throat, inhale the fumes and drink it down. Repeat until shot glass is empty and wait a few minutes before you chase it.
:obscene-drinkingchug:

#10216

HAHA!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick - these people really are mental!

#10215

Hehehe.

#10214

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Waking Up to Reality
Covid-19 exposes the American system’s systemic decay—and our need to update our understanding of the world.

You'd think they could come up with a name that doesn't sound like a cheap American malt liquor.

#10213

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Fuck you Jessie.

Wha ye cawin' Jessie, y'fuckin' stawner? Ah'd burst ye but mah maw'd beat us tae it!

Aye.

#10212

Bhurzum wrote: ↑
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑ snip
I hate that bastard song.

The soundtrack to the games are vastly superior to the show, capture the atmosphere perfectly and greatly enhance the overall experience. Cannot stress that enough!

Oh, and the show is bloody awful. I tried to like it, wanted to like it, masive fan of the source books (and games) but the SJW fuelled casting and writing utterly destroy it for me. Pick up the books, you'll see what I mean.

Fuck you Jessie. I watched the show first, then read the books from end to end, and I haven't played the game.

#10211

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑ ww.youtube.com/watch?v=uHoIQa_kXkA

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4Q-WWyl3Q

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87_sp6ROs

I hate that bastard song.

The soundtrack to the games are vastly superior to the show, capture the atmosphere perfectly and greatly enhance the overall experience. Cannot stress that enough!

Oh, and the show is bloody awful. I tried to like it, wanted to like it, masive fan of the source books (and games) but the SJW fuelled casting and writing utterly destroy it for me. Pick up the books, you'll see what I mean.

#10210

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Oh. Here is our work public funded multi-culti broadcaster’s take.

The jury found him Guilty. The High Court found that the evidence was not adequate for a finding of Guilty; it did not find him innocent of the charges. So he is presumed innocent on appeal.

#10209

Oh. Here is our work public funded multi-culti broadcaster’s take.

#10208

Re Pell and the (tax-payer funded) public broadcaster ABC.

#10207

#10206

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ An important campaign message.

Sank yo, click ding-dong.

#10205

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑ First lyrics video is out!

"It sounds like a video game. Are they Japanese?" --Japanese girlfriend

#10204

Pell is out.

But there are plenty more church officials that Australia should jail.

#10203

Dinsdale!

#10202

Waking Up to Reality
Covid-19 exposes the American system’s systemic decay—and our need to update our understanding of the world.

#10201

Apparently Harry "Snapper" Organs has died: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-not ... e-52201667

#10200

screwtape wrote: ↑ I see Cardinal Pell has been acquitted of all charges by the unanimous judgement of an Australian appeal court, after spending a year in solitary confinement at a maximum security prison.

It looked like the whole thing was dodgy after reading this Qillette article.

The Victorian police and DPP have a bad reputation for motivated “justice”.

The Chardonnay Left also were desperate for a high value scapegoat for Church failures. These lovies won’t back down.

#10199

An important campaign message.

#10198

Gf's mom is in a shabby nursing home. We had a little contact, via an aide using her tablet to Skype. The old lady is sick. Maybe corona, who knows? She complained (in Chinese) that they're only giving her Ensure/ not water. Two week delay to get bottled water delivered to her via Amazon. So I biked a dozen small bottled waters to the home. Plus some sealed cookies as gift to the staff. I don't know if the package will actually reach her, on the 3rd floor.

On the way... the Hassidic Jewish neighborhood sidewalks were FULL of children playing, rabbis carwashing a minivan, mother with babies in strollers, old people. About 1 in 100 wearing a mask.

As I biked, I was listening to Michael Malice describe Abraham pleading with God to spare the destruction of Sodom. "If I can find 50 righteous men in Sodom, will you spare the city?" God agreed. "What if I find 5 less?" God agreed. Malice said the interpretation he had been taught-- was that Abraham was tricking God. "50". Take away the "5". God just agreed that finding 0 good men would be sufficient to spare the city.

I know of many examples-- where such slyness is admired. The neighborhood I was biking-thru... has kite-string strung-up from streetlight to traffic light to power line pole. This is a way of gaming the injunction against leaving the 4 corners of your home-- on the day of the Sabbath. The jews declare the several-blocks-wide perimeters of kite string in the air-- to be the 4 corners of their roof. Thus they can claim to stay-inside their homes, while walking around outdoors. If they aren't gonna obey God's stay-at-home order, they ain't gonna obey the govt.

News reported a rabbi calling the cops on his own congregation's funeral-- to disperse them. Cops disperse a knot of mothers with children at a spot giving-away free food. Brooklynites on social media are mad at the jews for defying social distancing. Here's video clip being re-shared. The 'Jerry Emer' account also posts video footage of the busy Hassidic sidewalks-- and the face of a Hassid caught having stolen enough emergency medical supplies 'to supply an entire hospital'...

#10197

#10196

Hunt wrote: ↑ This was before we had her flown to Hawaii. Yes, you heard that right.

It would've been mean to ask the poor girl to swim.

#10195

screwtape wrote: ↑ Sargon discusses the meltdowns certain trannies are having over being isolated:

It brings home the fact that for a proportion of them, probably the trans trenders, this all about attention. We create a society where the cheap and easy route to power is by claiming oppression, and no surprise that people whose lives are unfulfilling in every respect can become celebrities in their own minds by cutting off their tits and dicks. And now they discover that they can't tell each other how stunning and brave they are except on social media, and it doesn't work as well as in real life. Man, those hormones - in this case serotonin and oxytocin - are bastards.

"Painting your room in gender-affirming colors" -- wait, I thought pink is for girls is something the patriarchy oppresses us with. What if a non-trans person paints their room in gender-affirming colors? Is that a good thing that helps them cope or is that a sign that they have internalized the misogyny and oppression of the patriarchy?

#10194

There seems to be money in becoming a living breathing letter to the editors column.

At least that's what Mrs Trellis of North Wales tells me.

#10193

Sargon discusses the meltdowns certain trannies are having over being isolated:

It brings home the fact that for a proportion of them, probably the trans trenders, this all about attention. We create a society where the cheap and easy route to power is by claiming oppression, and no surprise that people whose lives are unfulfilling in every respect can become celebrities in their own minds by cutting off their tits and dicks. And now they discover that they can't tell each other how stunning and brave they are except on social media, and it doesn't work as well as in real life. Man, those hormones - in this case serotonin and oxytocin - are bastards.

#10192

Hunt wrote: ↑ By the way, dispelling the notion that I'm a total liberal urban twit, I actually own two burros (donkeys). One is terribly allergic to ivermectin and once got a bad case of rhabdomyolysis from it. It was touch and go for a while, but she made it through. This was before we had her flown to Hawaii. Yes, you heard that right.

Collies have a low tolerance for Ivermectin, so if you are taking it don't let your collies get into it.

#10191

By the way, dispelling the notion that I'm a total liberal urban twit, I actually own two burros (donkeys). One is terribly allergic to ivermectin and once got a bad case of rhabdomyolysis from it. It was touch and go for a while, but she made it through. This was before we had her flown to Hawaii. Yes, you heard that right.

#10190

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ You're fucked. They will just shoot you, take your horse deworming medicine and your toilet paper stash.

I can see the Sylvester Stallone adaptation now:

"Ivermectin , but you-ver fucked..."

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ You need more firepower, and now.

This type of escalation can only lead one place.

https://thebulletin.org/wp-content/uplo ... at_man.jpg

(Note: just to state the obvious, being pro-gun control doesn't mean I'm totally anti-gun.)

#10189

I see Cardinal Pell has been acquitted of all charges by the unanimous judgement of an Australian appeal court, after spending a year in solitary confinement at a maximum security prison.

It looked like the whole thing was dodgy after reading this Qillette article.

#10188

With all the misery and ridiculous things to talk about - I'm glad that at least Phil is striking the right note...

Cheers Phil - and stay well (away from me) - and that goes for all of you sick bastards.

#10187

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑ There was a time when that was a ritual on the Pit. But then we obviously ran out of fucks to give.

So it's nice to see that it continues elsewhere on the web.

Now, as then, the sticking point may well be in the definition of 'community' with different people having a diverse range of opinions and expectations thereof...

Though of course as people round these parts were wont to say: "Nobody Speaks for the Pit".

#10186

First lyrics video is out!

#10185

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑There was a time when that was a ritual on the Pit. But then we obviously ran out of fucks to give.

So it's nice to see that it continues elsewhere on the web.

Yeah, I get the feeling that most of the long-term 'pitters are like crusty old veterans of that particular battle.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy ... z2zHuqJy2o

"PZ Myers? I remember locking horns with that bugger back in 2012. We lost a few good memes that day..."

#10184

fuck off

#10183

Bhurzum wrote: ↑ A tweet-thread to watch - it could prove to be quite interesting if it gains traction:

There was a time when that was a ritual on the Pit. But then we obviously ran out of fucks to give.

So it's nice to see that it continues elsewhere on the web.

#10182

A tweet-thread to watch - it could prove to be quite interesting if it gains traction:

#10181

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Your shotgun and that wimpy handgun are an inadequate security feature for your location IMHO. Because of your long driveway and large property you need a rifle that can find and kill at distance. Consider a tweaker or even worse a Jehova's Witness starts walking toward you. They stop at 150 yards away and bring out their scoped high power rifle.
You're fucked. They will just shoot you, take your horse deworming medicine and your toilet paper stash.
You need more firepower, and now.

:lol:

O, for A Ruger Mini 14!

But acquiring one in Nannyfornia is easier said than done. Until then, I'll have to annoy intruders with my Gamo 1200 until they wander into slug range.

P.S. I personally know and love my local Hovies. I used to give one of their daughter's riding lessons. They leave me copies of The Watchtower and Awake! at my gate with personalized messages.

#10180

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:

Tru dat. I actually worried about triggering Hunt with the photo of my new handgun. Because, despite our differences, I love everyone here. Except Dam Dams, who's a massive cunt.

Your shotgun and that wimpy handgun are an inadequate security feature for your location IMHO. Because of your long driveway and large property you need a rifle that can find and kill at distance. Consider a tweaker or even worse a Jehova's Witness starts walking toward you. They stop at 150 yards away and bring out their scoped high power rifle.
You're fucked. They will just shoot you, take your horse deworming medicine and your toilet paper stash.
You need more firepower, and now.

#10179

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑But since Hunt obviously survived, I'll post another photo of my latest Beretta purchase:

Here's mine:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/410/cpspr ... 021268.jpg

Note: It takes a real man to look this fabulous!

#10178

Hunt wrote: ↑ I'm bleeding heart lib, against death penalty, pro gun control.

Tru dat. I actually worried about triggering Hunt with the photo of my new handgun. Because, despite our differences, I love everyone here. Except Dam Dams, who's a massive cunt.

But since Hunt obviously survived, I'll post another photo of my latest Beretta purchase:

Beretta_salami.JPG: (1.44 MiB) Downloaded 138 times

#10177

Bhurzum wrote: ↑
screwtape wrote: ↑I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93.
I'd like to die the same way as Dave Lister - died at the age of 175 (if I remember correctly) after crashing his personal jet. His own fault, he was removing his girlfriend's bra with his teeth and lost control of the jet.

Yup, that's a good death right there.

https://enacademic.com/pictures/enwiki/79/Oldlister.jpg

#10176

The Independent reports
the hypothetical reaction sounds
which you would have heard
had any-such imaginary event
actually occurred:

"If the journalists had been gathered in the room, as we would have been BC – “Before Coronavirus” – you would have heard the gasps and murmurs of surprise."

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/bo ... 51301.html

#10175

screwtape wrote: ↑I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93.

I'd like to die the same way as Dave Lister - died at the age of 175 (if I remember correctly) after crashing his personal jet. His own fault, he was removing his girlfriend's bra with his teeth and lost control of the jet.

Yup, that's a good death right there.

https://enacademic.com/pictures/enwiki/79/Oldlister.jpg

#10174

Bhurzum wrote: ↑ RIP Honor Blackman :(

I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93.

#10173

RIP Honor Blackman :(

#10172

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ As a liberal I would advocate accurately targeted drone strikes rather than your understandable, but maybe excessive nuclear option.

I'm bleeding heart lib, against death penalty, pro gun control. But people who financially prey on the elderly should be put against a wall and shot with arrows.

#10171

Bhurzum wrote: ↑

Did she murder him or something? Poor Mexicans just can't get a break in the USA.

#10170

#10169

Keating wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑These fucking telescammers are getting more malicious and harassing.
The only ones I get are the Chinese language ones. Apparently there are so many Chinese here, that it's worth cold calling Australian numbers with robots to scam them for money. I'm already this close to seriously advocating nuking Beijing. A few more of these and I'll push the button myself.

Here most of them are from India and Pakistan although this last one I think was a local scumbag. The people that fall for their scams are usually older people and others that are naive about scams. Disproportionately the people that get sucked in are immigrants from India or other 3rd world countries. For example, one of the biggest scams last year was the alleged tax collectors phoning people and threatening them with imminent arrest if they don't immediately go to a local department store and buy gift type cards to the total allegedly owed. People from 3rd world countries don't find that local corruption to be unusual so they tend to be the easiest marks.
Bad enough that they steal from gullible people but they also are using software that makes having a telephone which is a necessity a large liability.
My area has a lot of older people and it seems they target areas and "older numbers" which were issued 20 years ago or more so I've had to deal with lots of these assholes over many years.
As a liberal I would advocate accurately targeted drone strikes rather than your understandable, but maybe excessive nuclear option.

#10168

BoxNDox wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
franc wrote: ↑ b) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -
franc wrote: ↑ a) I'm sorry for crap. Been living in crazy town for 6 months.

b) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -

This is kinda fucking important. Like roof over head important.
This is kinda fucking important. Like roof over head important.
I opened one once by drilling straight into the lock from the side with a fat drill bit.
The locks on file cabinets are almost always crap. That one looks to be a fairly good one, as in "4-5 pins rather than 3-4 wafers" good. Still easy to pick. Here's a page that doesn't involve any special tools:

https://www.wikihow.com/Pick-a-Filing-Cabinet-Lock

If things get really desperate you always have the option of drilling out the cylinder.

I'd come over and pick it for you, but there's an ocean in the way.

The lock may have a number pressed into it. If so, send/take a photo to a locksmith and they should be able to provide a key.

#10167

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
franc wrote: ↑ b) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -
franc wrote: ↑ a) I'm sorry for crap. Been living in crazy town for 6 months.

b) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -

This is kinda fucking important. Like roof over head important.
This is kinda fucking important. Like roof over head important.
I opened one once by drilling straight into the lock from the side with a fat drill bit.

The locks on file cabinets are almost always crap. That one looks to be a fairly good one, as in "4-5 pins rather than 3-4 wafers" good. Still easy to pick. Here's a page that doesn't involve any special tools:

https://www.wikihow.com/Pick-a-Filing-Cabinet-Lock

If things get really desperate you always have the option of drilling out the cylinder.

I'd come over and pick it for you, but there's an ocean in the way.

#10166

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑These fucking telescammers are getting more malicious and harassing.

The only ones I get are the Chinese language ones. Apparently there are so many Chinese here, that it's worth cold calling Australian numbers with robots to scam them for money. I'm already this close to seriously advocating nuking Beijing. A few more of these and I'll push the button myself.

#10165

Anyone else remember when they needed to remove a dead whale from an Oregon beach back in the Seventies and decided dynamite would be the perfect solution:

#10164

These fucking telescammers are getting more malicious and harassing. The last few weeks, I've been getting one or two rings on my phone at 3am, 4am, 6am and 7am. plus a call in the afternoon that has more rings but hangs up as soon as I answer. I suspect these were generated by computer and several different numbers would come up on call display so it's likely they all were not the numbers that were actually calling. When I backtraced two numbers they came up as a listed collection agency and a number that 30,000 people had backtraced and presumed was a collection agency. I haven't phoned the numbers because I'm confident they spoofed the call display and no legitimate collection agency would be stupid enough to open themselves up to criminal harassment charges by using these tactics.
On Friday, the call in the afternoon didn't hangup and someone asked to talk to a person that lived here several years ago. When I asked him to identify himself asked what he wanted he kind of mumbled a name. When I said no, that person isn't here he said he would phone back, to which I told him she didn't live here and to not phone back.
It's been 2 days now without a call so hopefully the lowlife has figured out that I'm not going to get sucked in by whatever scam he is trying to pull. I would dearly like to get my hands around this motherfucker's throat.

#10163

franc wrote: ↑ b) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -

This is kinda fucking important. Like roof over head important.

I opened one once by drilling straight into the lock from the side with a fat drill bit.

#10162

franc wrote: ↑ ) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -

I recommend you crowdsource the problem to Reddit.
Several times-- "I wonder what's inside this old lockbox" posts have generated actionable advice.
Figure-out which subreddit is the right place to ask for help-- then
Post photos, plus any brand name info, model #, & whatever additional requirements you have-- such as the intrusion being undetectable.

Good luck.

#10161

franc wrote: ↑ a) I'm sorry for crap. Been living in crazy town for 6 months.

b) I need a theoretical criminal urgently. My crazy mother locked this thing, hid the key in a "safe place", it contains vital documents, she's blaming it all on me for locking it and I need the best non destructive way to open it -

This is kinda fucking important. Like roof over head important.

Hiring a locksmith is an easy way to do it. If you want to do it yourself, check out Lockpickinglawyer's channel. He likely has a how to on the lock in question or a similar one.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm9K6r ... 6FQ/videos

#10160

This is long... but it is really good.

#10159

On some of the really cheap file cabinets you can get to the lock rod by tipping them over. Sometimes the bottoms are partially open. You can then muscle the rod out of the notches on the drawers.

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