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by fuzzy
Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Batman's soup is a dish best served cold.
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Keating wrote: Hey the pit is fixed. Couldn't log in for days.
Yeah I couldn't get Firefox to let me in but when I tried chrome I did get in. Or maybe it was the other way around in reverse Ymmv
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote: Hey the pit is fixed. Couldn't log in for days.
Yeah I couldn't get Firefox to let me in but when I tried chrome I did get in. Ymmv
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I assure you that those of us who have not been able to afford an airline ticket for years grieve for your misfortune.
by fuzzy
Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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the David Silverman saga I made it thru all 3 hours of Silverman's "he touched my lower back!!!" accuser, on the Dogma Debate podcast. That Rebecca Vitsmun is a real piece of work. https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dogma-debate-with-david-smalley/e/67686748?autoplay=true I found the Atheism-Is-Unsto...
by fuzzy
Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I cannot hear the name "Mona" without recalling the punchline of this 1971 Right Guard commercial from back in the days when there were only three channels.
by fuzzy
Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Ol' fuzzy would be living a more comfortable life if zie had a 20-year federal pension ... but I imagine Mykeru is still a bit too young to draw zirs. https://twitter.com/mykerurevenge/status/1173704733556690945?s=21 Wow! Because any US employer of over 5 years is on a hook that is very hard to get...
by fuzzy
Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Ol' fuzzy would be living a more comfortable life if he zie had a 20-year federal pension ... but I imagine Mykeru is still a bit too young to draw zirs.
by fuzzy
Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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It's interesting to hear PZ whimper about his legal bill. I'm sure it was a fun ego boost to hire a nationally known boutique name as a lawyer. Maybe next time he'll hire a competent local for half the price. Or even better, maybe next time he won't publicly defame people so blatantly. We may even f...
by fuzzy
Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Whoops I hit the wrong button too soon, but I just wanted to brag that I saw Zappa and every opportunity and I'm pretty sure I caught this version of the band twice. My court stuff has been postponed for another month, and I made a separate a few months ago thread that I intend to flesh out when it'...
by fuzzy
Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



she can push she can shove 'til it's just a nub
by fuzzy
Wed Jan 22, 2020 6:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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a Ta Nehisi Coates fever dream Apparently, you got that 100% right. According to a Diversity & Comics' video... the creator of the Watchmen tv show went on an official Watchmen podcast & said he learned about the Tulsa race riot from a Ta Nehisi Coates book-- which was a big fad of the month among ...
by fuzzy
Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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David Niven. Fuck me.
by fuzzy
Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Actually it was Peter Sellers as Bond.

Woody Allen played the errant offspring James Bond III
by fuzzy
Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I guess I was 12 years old in 1969 when my older brother made me aware of the bonzo dog band. I played the tuba.
by fuzzy
Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Neil Innes is dead.
by fuzzy
Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: "the word".
by fuzzy
Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Gah! Thanks Marcus Au; Apparently my mind is going.
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by fuzzy
Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I wonder if this is how Darkmatter2525 got started ...
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by fuzzy
Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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oops, typo! I didn't mean to place Mr. Hanky into that sentence. must be a christmas miracle. Hidey-Ho everyone
by fuzzy
Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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The vid was from 1974. It was a chat show excerpt, and had Sly Stone and Mohamed Ali arguing about racism, black power, etc., etc. Was the sort of thing that would never get shown on TV now - too many snowflakes to be triggered. It was a genuine, open discussion of racism, slavery, reparations, etc...
by fuzzy
Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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by fuzzy
Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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[ . . . ] which she scatted [ . . . ]
Best typo ever.
by fuzzy
Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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He barely brushed against her-- while frothing with creepy desire-- and delusions of grandeur. I followed the patheos link that windy put up about about Silverman versus the Tornado Woman last week to a nearly-two-hour podcast from the 'touched' woman. (and another 45 minutes the next day) which sh...
by fuzzy
Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:14 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Fuzzy's Tribble-ations
Replies: 2
Views: 930

Fuzzy's Tribble-ations

So the five misdemeanors in the low court have been resolved versus a $750 fine and two no-contests. This leaves the high court's six misdemeanors plus a felony unresolved until the next date in February 2020. My criminal whatnot am in state circuit 14 and h.biden's baby momma civil suit is in adjac...
by fuzzy
Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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John D wrote: freethoughtpolice is a commie. Discuss....
He's never posted about professional wrestling, that I can recall.
by fuzzy
Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I once asked to young lady what she thought of Kipling, and she replied that she couldn't say because she had never kippled.


:rimshot:
by fuzzy
Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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:rimshot: Yeah, my Dad described himself as a 'backsliding Baptist', while allowing Mom to raise us as Christian Scientist. He'd drop us off at church and Sunday school, prepare the best meal of the week, then come pick us up. Mom was raised as CS too, I'm pretty sure, the religion was pretty popula...
by fuzzy
Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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The lesson I've learned over the last decade from the atheist 'community' is that I'd rather hang around a roomful of Baptists. At least a few of them will have open minds.
by fuzzy
Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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A dear friend recently passed away: the person whose permanently wooish beliefs first drove me to web fora circa 2010 in search of coping mechanisms. I found JREF, which I now like to call JERF, and that seemed to help for a while, and then a few years later I bumbled over here. I'm friendly with pe...
by fuzzy
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Back when Cherry was coaching the Bruins, you could still go to the Garden the day before a game and buy Stanley Cup finals tickets against the Habs, maybe behind a post. Smallest sheet of ice in the league vs the biggest one up there where Guy Lafleur would skate rings around us. Now I feel old.
by fuzzy
Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Here's a little bit of Ford porn for Matt. One of the benefits of living in Hooterville and Mayberry is that neighbors like my Eb and Goober here can replace your 300 inline-6 oil pan gasket easy as pie.
by fuzzy
Sat Oct 26, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Dang. I closed out Thursday's charity show with what I always used to think was the original 'I've been everywhere' but I'm still learning history I guess
by fuzzy
Fri Oct 25, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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All the Indian co-workers I had throughout the 80s and the early 90s were brilliant. At some point mid-nineties somebody figured out that American middle managers would hire anybody and soon I had Indian co-workers who knew nothing because someone else had done the phone interview. Nineties bubble w...
by fuzzy
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I post from the county Merle mentions in this true song. We likes our country music.
by fuzzy
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I'm up late unwinding. I've not yet confessed to the pit that I do a primarily country-western karaoke show for three bucks a head weekly at a nearby watering hole, which has added a few hundred extra dollars a month for the past couple of years, and lots of opportunity to work on voice accompanime...
by fuzzy
Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm up late unwinding. I've not yet confessed to the pit that I do a primarily country-western karaoke show for three bucks a head weekly at a nearby watering hole, which has added a few hundred extra dollars a month for the past couple of years, and lots of opportunity to work on voice accompanimen...
by fuzzy
Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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If you are unable to post bond and therefore still locked up, they have to do it within 9 months. At least here in the dirty south. Such kindness!
by fuzzy
Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Oh my god did I just assume the gender of pz Myers?
by fuzzy
Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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Also I have a totally excellent lawyer I hired working very inexpensively by any standards a slymepitter could possibly imagine. did you know a pz aged person could start collecting his social security early at pizzi's age?
by fuzzy
Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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I mentioned I would/did have a hearing this week, and I did, and the state handed me more of the same: not yet done instigating investigating. Hang in there. The clock is on your side. Make sure the time that's passing counts-toward your Right To A Speedy Trial. In my case, the prosecution was able...
by fuzzy
Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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I mentioned I would/did have a hearing this week, and I did, and the state handed me more of the same: not yet done instigating investigating.
by fuzzy
Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Collard by the police for no good reason.
by fuzzy
Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Xir clearly suffers from asparagus syndrome.
by fuzzy
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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service What do you think of Giuliani? I've always considered him vermin, but understood why many regular new yorkers considered him their guy. And now it's hard for me to reconcile my distaste for him-- with how-much I love his post-Ukraine news interviews. He's running circles around the news dul...
by fuzzy
Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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So what can I say? Everything Trump says sounds just like it came from my own dad: absolutely terrific. All the little subtleties that are so badly lost I'm so many people they are not lost on the service dog because I grew up with those subtleties in my own house.
by fuzzy
Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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@serviceDog, my father grew up in Corona and met my mom at Queen's College, got a master's in Ed at Columbia and went to Harlem for his first teaching gig.
by fuzzy
Sat Oct 05, 2019 3:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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So ennyway, part of the reason Caroline Maura and I had our names so close in the book is because all three of us were among the 33ish percent with no honors.
by fuzzy
Wed Oct 02, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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Fun fact: JFK's actual daughter and fuzzy (and also Pat Moynihan's daughter) graduated at the same ceremony, and all our names are visible within a single two-page open spread of the occasion's book.
by fuzzy
Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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The baddies think their facebook sockpuppet hasn't yet been found out. I'd talk more about it, but I'd have to spend half my time explaining the US legal system to all these foreigners.
by fuzzy
Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Eleven misdemeanors and a felony outstanding. I'd say that's pretty outstanding. Five of the misdemeanors I like to call 'process crimes' because the crime would not have existed had the initial brouha never happened. The felony was added eight months after the arrest, after I turned down theit plea...
by fuzzy
Sun Sep 29, 2019 4:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Your Fuzziness is still standing some 18 months after charges
first landed zyr in the clink for over 48hrs.
It will be an entertaining story when zyr can finally tell it.
All praise to the fascist tit.
by fuzzy
Fri May 17, 2019 10:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Fuck you too Cavanaugh. Any real people out there? Seriously, if you are being formally prosecuted, retain a goddamn attorney already. Also, I forget, are you in the US? Then contact your Congressman and ask them to intervene. Will work better if they're a Republican. Would you care to expand on wh...
by fuzzy
Sat May 11, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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So anyway, thanks to all who pointed out that http requests have a field for the IP, and therefore all us well. My lawyer had no idea that such a thing as a computer even existed. He keeps his records on an abacus. Also, I just phoned Facebook support and I have like five people running around doing...
by fuzzy
Wed May 08, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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There are several issues they are purposefully trying to entangle, and I think this is the game changer I've been waiting for.
by fuzzy
Wed May 08, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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What are the charges? How is the identification being validated? IP addresses are not enough, and unless Tardbook can definitively link you to the account, there is reasonable doubt. The whole thing was a royal fuckup starting one year ago, and um duh yes Matt Dumbshit I hired a lawyer I'm the only...
by fuzzy
Tue May 07, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
Views: 187572

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Fuck you too Cavanaugh. Any real people out there?