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by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 30, 2020 6:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

- How Pennsylvania counted 700,000 more absentee ballots than it mailed out. This apparently stems from a typo on the PA Dept. of State website, which didn't subtract absentee ballot counts returned in the primary election, making it look like more were received in the actual election than were sen...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump's team have the resources to conduct a thorough investigation, and will have started compiling the evidence of malfeasance and corruption long before the election as Trump had called it back then. I expect that State and Federal Bureaus of Investigation will act as soon as if not before the ev...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And of course mail in ballots are batched.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What the old fella said.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 29, 2020 5:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The republican party has been alleging Democratic voter fraud forever, but they always come up short in court for some reason . You'd think if it was such a significant and pervasive problem they'd prioritize investigating it or gathering some evidence once in a while. What part of 'elected Democra...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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The quote was put up by me old china Keating. I was however going to respond that surely there is at least one other option between the robber barons and the moral scolds. Top You people all look the same anyway. Freeze Peach is a wonderful thing. Have I said that recently? That's true. Keating and...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who t...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

More importantly, I listened to ACDC's new album Power Up, the other day. I can honestly say that it is nice.

Nice?

Yes. Nice. That is all.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 28, 2020 1:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The thing that would worry me if I were an American, is that you had a high ranking public servant outright admit the other week that he lied to the president to prevent him withdrawing troops from Syria. You've already had a coup. The president is no longer in charge, you're run by bureaucrats and...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 28, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Don't get me wrong either SD. I don't have a dog in the fight other than my country being affected by the US butterfly flapping its wings and personally being stunned that people actually believe the orange conman will act in their best interest. I can't see Biden lasting out his term and wonder at ...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 28, 2020 3:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The judiciary does not like being used. Expect repercussions.
by KiwiInOz
Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The beautiful thing about this "voter fraud" strategy is that Trump and company are actually litigating this shit in court. That means he and Giuliani can submit their best case for voter fraud to the US legal system and get a hearing based on the evidence. Well, so far no progress on any voter fra...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

LOL. Trump is accusing Republican controlled Georgia of electoral fraud.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: snip

Was this NZCity.co.nz article your source for that stat?
https://home.nzcity.co.nz/finance/artic ... ?id=322850

snip
No. But I'm sure that they had the same source.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Of the more than 83,000 US citizens currently in hospital with Covid 19, more than 16,000 are intensive care.

Nowt but a sniffle.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: To save our sanity, go look in the recipes thread and see what I made for brunch today. Guaranteed to make all right with the world.
My opinion on bagels.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0036/ ... 1542846919
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: South Africa, before the apartheid regime ended, got rid of all its nuclear weapons because they didn't trust the incoming government. Trump should do the same thing before January.
Did Israel take them back?
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Trump Jr has said that he's going to be spending his time in Covid isolation cleaning his guns. C'mon. It's 2020. No need to use euphemisms. It's ok to say you'll be wanking non stop.
I use a bore snake. Let your imagination run wild with that.
Does it fix prostate problems?
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 22, 2020 2:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Same. Mental acuity is my concern. I've been finding lately that I've been replacing a key word in a sentence with a word that I've either just seen, e.g. on a sign, or that I had previously been thinking about. E.g. went into a shop and started talked to the assistant about Colorado shorts instead...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It’s amazing how little nutrient-dense food is required to blow 7-8K kJ away. And excess energy is of course the basis for weight gain. MyFitness Pal brought a new level of understanding around my consumption patterns and was a key resource for establishing new eating habits. Not to mention also pu...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump Jr has said that he's going to be spending his time in Covid isolation cleaning his guns. C'mon. It's 2020. No need to use euphemisms. It's ok to say you'll be wanking non stop.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I reckon the thing I would take from your regimen is the intermittent fasting or eating window aspect. I could stick to a reasonably healthy diet but not with the attention to detail you apply. A meat based diet interests me because I tend to be quite lethargic on a high carb diet but the aging asp...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
Replies: 41
Views: 33200

Re: Recipes

Apparently they do wonders for improving the palatability of rocks.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trumpo's business model is to be the proponent and exponent of fake news. And he sure does have a lot of easy marks. Maybe, but the history of his term in office should caution against writing off his accusations. The easiest marks seem to be avid consumers of anti-Trump propaganda. In this I'm hap...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: I give the hugs.... but I still can't get any e-licks.
I sent you a kitset one. Unfortunately you'll have to do it yourself.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm not sure why, but all this speaking of arseholes made me wonder how concH2O, OM is doing.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trumpo's business model is to be the proponent and exponent of fake news. And he sure does have a lot of easy marks.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It strikes me that screwtape isn't the one wanting his arsehole licked by another man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

https://i.redd.it/f7j7bcsn9z811.jpg
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths. 251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

James Blalock and Linda Kesler, from Georgia, both voted while dead.

Oh, hang on. No they didn't.
by KiwiInOz
Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I know. It's a high scandal with huge stakes in NZ. How much more do they cheat when it actually matters? I've heard that accusation thrown at Ritchie McCaw, but in my opinion he just played the margins of the rules. The wrong side of the margins. No surprise that he was the target of so many cheap...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 12, 2020 4:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bloody hell. Richie. Not Ritchie.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 12, 2020 4:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: I know. It's a high scandal with huge stakes in NZ.
How much more do they cheat when it actually matters?
I've heard that accusation thrown at Ritchie McCaw, but in my opinion he just played the margins of the rules.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And since we're talking about Scandal.

by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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When is the USA going to amend its Constitution to bring it into the 21st Century? Sticking with your electoral... https://i.imgur.com/wIxtpnG.png November 10, 2020; CNN: https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/10/asia/new-zealand-bird-election-intl-hnk-scli/index.html "More than 1,500 fraudulent votes were ca...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The first one had a cancer in the back of his throat and could no longer eat without pain. But we let him chase the kangaroos in the State Park before taking him to the vet.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I put my dog down today. 14 years, 8 months. He started wasting-away last week. His iron bladder turned leaky. Yesterday removed all doubt that it was time. I would have taken him in, first-thing this morning. But the vet couldn't see him until evening. Which turned out for the best. Dog had a grea...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: It turned and gave me a pointed look.
Animals have a sixth sense.

They can spot a commie wrong 'un a mile away.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: snip Basil

Saw one last Tuesday on Brick Lane.

It turned and gave me a pointed look.

A fox that is. The hedgerows don't look like much of anything at all around these parts.
I stalked one in a graveyard in Bromley. It didn't see me until I got quite close. Most excitement.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And this next song goes out to long time listener, first time caller, Rudi.

by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 07, 2020 2:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Howzit hangin, Chad?
by KiwiInOz
Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I submitted a postal ballot in the recent Queensland state election. No fuss, no fraud.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771473

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Oh. And Clark County in Nevada. A man voted twice. For Trump. Obviously a false flag operation by the Dems.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hang on. A Luzerne County man is facing voter fraud charges because he signed his mother's name on an absentee ballot. She died in 2015.

Oh, he voted Republican.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lots of claims being put forward by Pitters but with fuck all actual evidence it seems.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 6:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm trying to decide. After the impending civil war, should your country be renamed the Democratic Republic of America or the Failed States of America? Holy Terra. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/3/3a/TerraHH.jpg/420px-TerraHH.jpg "Beautiful on the surface, but rotten underneath....
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm trying to decide. After the impending civil war, should your country be renamed the Democratic Republic of America or the Failed States of America?
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bigfoot was framed.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If you rearrange the lines in the E of QED you get QSD. And we all know who SD is. Coincidence? I think not.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Advance and mail ballots were known to be heavily Democrat. People have been pointing out for months that after the in-person ballots are counted, the mail-in and advance ballots will likely reverse the apparent situation because of that. 90% turnout, and 95% of t...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Calling it for Creepy Uncle Joe (did that at 4.45) I'm hoping for 269/269 being the final result. Perhaps they could job share. Actually there is a precedent. And both could just keep their titles. Article II, Section 1, Clause 3 of the Constitution provided the original plan by which the electors ...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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When is the USA going to amend its Constitution to bring it into the 21st Century? Sticking with your electoral colleges is like Muslims saying that the Koran is perfect and we should all still live in the 7th Century (or the 1700s in the case of the USA). https://static.politico.com/6d/4a/900460c14...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Calling it for Creepy Uncle Joe (did that at 4.45)
I'm hoping for 269/269 being the final result.
Perhaps they could job share.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Brive1987 wrote:
Keating wrote: Wouldn't be surprised if that's the name of one of the horses running today to an empty stadium.
Yawn

I followed outside while eating lunch - refreshing SMH homepage

“They’ve jumped”
“First lap,down”
“Blah blah won”
I'm assuming that a horse won.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A few years ago-- Justicar did a few youtube videos about his years as a Seattle (!!!) cop. He said they now teach that a person can close a distance of 21 feet, after being shot several times. So that's the standard perimeter-- within-which a cop is justified in shooting someone wielding a held-we...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Oct 27, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Q is amongst us. You heard it here first.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Oct 27, 2020 4:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I bought some Danish butter cookies -- a regular brand I buy. This batch had the faint taste of kerosene. Thought maybe I had the 'vid. Then I look on the bottom of the tin: Made in China with real butter from New Zealand So the kerosene is from mainland China, but at least the butter came from one...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I bought some Danish butter cookies -- a regular brand I buy. This batch had the faint taste of kerosene. Thought maybe I had the 'vid. Then I look on the bottom of the tin: Made in China with real butter from New Zealand So the kerosene is from mainland China, but at least the butter came from one...