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by KiwiInOz
Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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katamari Damassi wrote: Ric Ocasek of the Cars died. They were a favorite of mine in junior high. He was 75. I feel very old now.

They were a favorite of mine in the mid to late 80s. Still enjoy dipping back into the playlist, and his solo ventures.

RIP
by KiwiInOz
Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: (if they were legal here, I'd have one in every room)
Color-coordinated with the drapes?
And of course matching the carpet.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
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Twitter takes down Texas GOP lawmaker's AR tweet about O'Rourke If one of those gun-confiscating leftists becomes president, I will actually go out and buy an AR-15. (Or rather a SIG 556 if I can get one.) I didn't realise that you live in Mogadishu. I live in a civilised country and have managed t...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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Twitter takes down Texas GOP lawmaker's AR tweet about O'Rourke If one of those gun-confiscating leftists becomes president, I will actually go out and buy an AR-15. (Or rather a SIG 556 if I can get one.) I didn't realise that you live in Mogadishu. I live in a civilised country and have managed t...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: :burn:
Oh man-- the upper horn on the purple guitar in her Smell Like Teen Spirit video-- pokin' her in the boobs!
My eyes were strangely drawn ...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So there's this movie coming out called "Hustlers" about strippers who rob their wealthy clients. It stars Jennifer Lopez, Constance Wu, and Lizzo. It's getting rave reviews though its IMDB score is 4.8. Okay, I'm gay and haven't been to a titty bar in a very long time, but have straight men's tast...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Oh, and Sam Harris is wrong about everything.
He's not even worse than Hitler.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Speaking of movies...is anyone else looking forward to this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-TdAi4FW-Y
But this one can lose you your job. Warning: Possible dox of Gefan.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bloody alarmists.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another not very young white white dude sends in selfie to WEIT. A 100% record. One of our very own this time? Perhaps you mean blackface would be better next time? So, being somewhat doxxed, and with no medical license to lose anymore, I will confess to being the straight-razor shaving, analog...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Coyne and the PharynguWEITs again call for a total ban on gun ownership in the US: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/after-two-mass-shootings-texas-loosens-gun-laws/#comment-1766312 I’m watching hurricane coverage and one of the government reps just stated that during and after th...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Coyne and the PharynguWEITs again call for a total ban on gun ownership in the US: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/after-two-mass-shootings-texas-loosens-gun-laws/#comment-1766312 I’m watching hurricane coverage and one of the government reps just stated that during and after th...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: I don't want to be a member of any club that would accept me.
Top marx for that quip.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: Yet another hot chick who can melt faces with ease. If you can't endure the whole track (pearl before swine, y'fecker!), check out the "tap" solo at 03:35... :clap:

Nice track. 8/10. Would listen.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: That wasn't really the end I had in mind.
But you requested a happy ending.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Lsuoma wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:45 pm
For the fnords?
Fnuck you.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:23 am
Is the Pyt officially dead?
No. It was just a close shave.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: fuck cancer!
After you...

https://i.gifer.com/DyX.gif

(That's clearly an Australian crab)
That's not a knife ...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Dan wrote:
The infamy!

He sounds eminently reasonable. I wonder how long it will be before he is framed as an oppressor.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: snip

https://youtu.be/DRBfM709Yqc
How do you get to be this ignorant? By studying Robotics at MIT apparently. What is it about engineering that attracts the Dunning-Krugerites?
Fuck me. The lunatics really are in charge of the asylum.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I usually find Piers Morgan grating, but he nails it here:

Piers Morgan: Populism Is Rising Because Liberals Have Become Unbearable
There's a bit of a feedback loop going on, and it's a race to the bottom rather than a virtuous cycle.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Speaking of numpties, flat earthers have infested LinkedIn. Someone posted a video of Space X's returning stage and the comments about CGI and reversed video were a wonder to behold.

Sometime I wonder if I am the only sane one in this sanatorium.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hypocrisy and sanctimony aside, at least GT isn't as pig ignorant on the underlying issue as the conspiracy-theorising naysayers. If anything, climatologists have been a bit reticent of late in expressing how alarming they think the situation really is. Poking fun at the sanctimonious celebs is rea...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was all in favour of deinstitutionalisation, but I am reconsidering this having listened to the Chosen One's latest offering. And no, I'm not talking about GT.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just watched episode 1 of Wu Assassins on Netflix. It's proof that diversity is no cure for corniness.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I started watching American Gods, but it sucked beyond belief. Neil Gaiman really is afflicted with negrophilia.
I'm quite enjoying it, and some of the episodes with Ibis, Anansi, Baron Samedi, and of course Shadow Moon, were beautifully cinematic.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I panicked briefly when I saw the headline about French musician killed by bear in Canada.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Good talk on narcissists. The title is a little screwy. It's about both male and female narcissists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5fZaAzXws Very interesting from what I could get out of it. I was distracted by his amazing ass. He really shouldn't wear tight jeans if he wants to be heard. You m...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: "Don't tread on me" is a Russian slogan?



The left, routinely.
And she is getting turned on there in the middle.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I don't know about that. That, buggerit.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Whatever anyone may think about climate change, children do not have the experience or cynicism needed to deal with such politically charged subjects. She can be 100% right, but it still won't work on a more astute population. You know, the voting type... I don't know about. Joan and her Ark had qu...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Greta Thunberg is making an environmental point by sailing across the Atlantic, not flying - to save CO2 emissions, Five people are flying across to New York so they can sail the boat back. Once upon a time, if you told me about millions of adults joining a thirteen-year-old retard's crusade to sav...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Believe it or not, this was 1980 uncontroversial:

I agree. You couldn't get away with throwing your cigarette butts on the ground like that any more.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: So it's finally happened in real life. A person I unfortunately just met, with clear socialisation problems, is getting others to refer to them as "they". I'd give a clear pronoun myself, but I honestly can't tell.
What's wrong with "mate"? It is the perfect non gender specific catch all.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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katamari Damassi wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
Do you think he's instructed Muscato in how to insert a tampon?
Possibly. Just in case he is called upon to instruct a young girl.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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God damn it, can we not just make screwtape President of the World? With Service Dog as VP so that the memoirs afterwards are charmingly written and involve a few midget Chinese hookers. I'll need a trial run with the midget Chinese hookers, but the answer's still probably going to be no thanks! Gr...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: snip

God damn it, can we not just make screwtape President of the World? With Service Dog as VP so that the memoirs afterwards are charmingly written and involve a few midget Chinese hookers.
My vote is for John to play Sarah Huckerbee Sanders.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: A lot of this criticism seems to be based on pure ignorance.

Is there not one amougst us that has had their balls waxed?
Mine are in Madame Tussaud's.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
Hunt wrote: there's nothing more mortifying than having your ass wiped
Does "the help" cut up your food for you too?

/childish
I was thinking more about the splinters from the board.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: Ho-lee-fork!



If my kids were dragged along to something like that, I'd be boxing some fuckers ears. How is this not child abuse?
The police were called when some guy flashed my wife when she was a kid.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Sounds like a typical summer here. Except for your missus walking in on me bollock naked ...
That could be arranged.

How much heroin, shortbread and haggis have you got?
The haggis might be a problem ...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Christ almighty, it's 23:55hrs and it feels like midday. https://media0.giphy.com/media/VB5WwlZIt8eRy/giphy.gif https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49106092 The missus wandered into the room 20 minutes ago only to be confronted by yours truly, bollock naked, drenched in sweat and staring at the PC screen...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: snip

I'll continue shitting the way my forefathers did, thank you very much.
What? On the street?
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Old_ones wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:36 am
Old_ones wrote: The whole platform was an awful idea to begin with, and it's been taken over by muppets
And just what exactly is your problem with muppets?
I used to date Miss Piggy. It didn't end well.

:twatson:
I heard that she was unwell. Apparently she had a frog in her throat.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:41 am
Well I for one am glad of the contribution women made to the Space Race.
Who's going to play them in the film?

A trans POC of course.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:

I own dogs because I miss owning slaves.

Even though I've never owned slaves.

Wait, what?
Cats have slaves.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote:

Shouldn't that be Roots Mon.
BPE level spliff.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: The scenery is breathtaking. I'd love to hike around the area and soak up some of the green. Vancouver Island is loaded with beautiful scenery and greenery. You could live a long life and hike a different trail or fish a different spot every day for a lifetime. I can't think of anywh...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Muslim footballer Franck Ribery gets a soaking from his Bayern Munich team mates who drench him in beer during title celebrations Frenchman, 30, had large glass of beer poured over his head Footage of him running away from players trying to soak him went viral Fans said he would be 'p******' off' b...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Sounds a bit Po-Mo
That's a no go, mofo.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: For you Yaxley Leninsts and Tommy Watchers, his trial for contempt of court has started.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48869040
Gunning for Tommy.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: I don't care what anyone says - I'd pound AOC up the wrong 'un until dehydration claimed me.

There, I said it. :snooty:
https://i.imgur.com/QRkEc2f.jpg
That's the Pit for you. Always there when needed for support.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Pussy grab gets pussy pass?