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by mordacious1
Mon Nov 23, 2020 4:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I hope everyone is not going to just leave that one hanging...
Like most men, he had better days before he tied the knot.
by mordacious1
Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This long time game show host died today...
by mordacious1
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I swear. I just wanted to go a few blocks and bang my brown eyed girl.
https://www.rockcellarmagazine.com/van- ... ng-listen/
by mordacious1
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Forgive me, but I rather hope these two anti-masker heroines failed to send in postal votes for their hero before being arrested: Store security guard stabbed 27 times after asking sisters to wear masks Does allegedly getting stabbed 27 times hurt less than getting stabbed 27 times? Less life-threa...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first. It’s a US Army hospital...so, no. I should have said US Military hospital. It used to be a naval hospital, but now it has a National Military Hospital designation. In my experie...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first.
It’s a US Army hospital...so, no.
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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RE: Pence not being capable. The Left has hated Pence for a long time for several reasons, including: A) He is ultra religious. B) He was anti gay marriage. 3) He’s presents as a stiff. D) He’s a far right Republican. E) He refuses to be alone with women, other than his wife. Blah blah blah. He took...
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. If he gets hit hard and is incapacitated, Pence takes over. Pence has been around Trump a lot lately. If he gets a bad case too, the wicked witch of the West will be in charge. FUN TIMES
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on?
A while back, they made a documentary on doing this for Germany. The documentary was called, “Das Boot”.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, lots of people say marriage is between one man and one woman: how about between three women and four women? https://www.seattletimes.com/life/separated-by-the-pandemic-this-cross-border-couple-got-married-at-peace-arch-park/ Canadians have been concerned about importing mad cows disease for som...
by mordacious1
Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sooo...a Canadian tried to assassinate the President of the United States. Isn’t that enough reason to invade?
Since a percentage of our forests are now cinders, we could use the lumber resources.
Also, the Democrats want more states. This would do it.
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Postal workers in Chicago say it’s too dangerous to deliver the mail there: https://www.radio.com/wbbm780/news/local/chicago-postal-workers-may-stop-delivering-mail This can easily be solved. Welfare payments used to come via check through the mail. Postal workers were guaranteed safe passage throug...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Joe Biden nominated the stripper who is the mother of Joe’s sixth grandchild. When asked why he would nominate someone obviously unqualified, Joe smiled and said, “Come on man! She’s family”.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I don’t think the Republicans get a justice confirmed currently, unless Trump wins. Collins, Romney, Murkowski and possibly Graham will not vote before the election and possibly not after. This will be a battle.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: View of my hills yesterday. It's the same this morning:

Caliornia_dreamin.JPG
I’m in San Jose. My weather app usually measures visibility in miles, today it is 1300 yards. Hopefully, it doesn’t get down to feet.
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ref The Rose Garden:
It doesn’t matter. As soon as Kamala becomes president in 6 months, she’s going to tear it out and plant marijuana plants. That way, the ghost of Tupac will have something to do when he visits..
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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There’s nothing worse than having a drip-drip-drip from your muzzle. I hear there’s antibiotics for that though.
by mordacious1
Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://twitter.com/ga11owg1ass/status/1295711027217100800?s=21 When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard. Ouch!! Never mind that, he needs to get the butt placed firmly into the fleshy part of his shoulder. He should press his cheek onto the butt. The weapon, otoh, should be stored secure...
by mordacious1
Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Brive1987 wrote:
When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard.
Ouch!!
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One solution to female obesity issues (taking the US as a whole, not individuals), is to increase immigration from Asian countries and decrease immigration from Central America and Mexico. Just my personal observation.
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hey folks -- did y'all see this: https://heavy.com/news/2020/08/sciencing_bi-bethann-mclaughlin-asu/ BethAnn McLaughlin has been in the news previously for #MeToo & tenure denial shenanigans. :popcorn: PS Haven't posted for a while. Glad to see the 'Pit is still active. What's been happening? She s...
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 am
Service Dog wrote: 6. Reptilians are in the government
That one is true.

lightfoot.jpg
IT’S A TRAP!!
by mordacious1
Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of my all time favorite guitarists has died.
RIP Peter Green.
by mordacious1
Wed Jul 22, 2020 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I sometimes drop by the Yahoo home page to read an article and then troll the wokies in the comment section. It’s low-hanging fruit obviously, but often it results in some hilarious outcomes. Anyway, today Yahoo has the following notice when you click on “Reactions”: “Our goal is to create a safe an...
by mordacious1
Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My dad just died two hours ago. I'm in shock. It happened so fast. I didn't even get to say goodbye. I've been dreading this day for six years. Now it's here. 3rd of July, 2020. I've been crying so much I can't cry anymore. My dad was everything to me. He was the only one I could talk to about anyt...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sitting here, I realise just how bad raccoons smell. I never did, but now I understand what my front deck smells of. It's completely illegal to do anything to a raccoon here, they are fur-bearers which can only be harvested by license holders who have paid large fees to the province for training an...
by mordacious1
Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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I can’t say the cops in my city don’t have a sense of humor...or irony:
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/san-jo ... -protests/
by mordacious1
Wed May 27, 2020 6:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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“The grind is a lot harder.”

Somehow I doubt that.
by mordacious1
Mon May 18, 2020 11:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ken Osmond died. One of my favorite subjects for jokes when I was a kid:

Eddie: Hi Mrs Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?
by mordacious1
Sat May 16, 2020 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ThreeFlangedJavis said,

Trump came into the Whitehouse as an outsider with a very small staff.
He denies this.
by mordacious1
Tue May 12, 2020 3:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BTW Dr Screwtape, if you make it to the 90th wedding anniversary, the traditional gift is granite. Not much you can give that’s granite, so either a countertop or a tombstone.
by mordacious1
Fri May 01, 2020 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: This current outbreak doesn't seem quite so surreal since I started to distinguish between 'corvid' and 'covid'.
Corvid-19 is also known as the Bird Flu...
Main symptom is crows’ feet
by mordacious1
Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So technically, you could put 774,400 people per square mile on the beaches and still meet the CDC guidelines for social distancing. Something to ponder. Or you could give every person a 3 foot corridor for movement on all sides and still fit 343,396 per sq mi If only people could follow some simple...
by mordacious1
Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone else remember when they needed to remove a dead whale from an Oregon beach back in the Seventies and decided dynamite would be the perfect solution:

by mordacious1
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see WEIT has the obligatory anti-gun, anti-NRA post up, so the weenies that still comment there can have their mutual masturbation fest. Apparently, the deplorables are quivering in their hovels, waiting for brown people to steal their TP. Gun stores are NOT essential, while pot and liquor stores ...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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California ad spending to this point:

Biden $4000

Bloomberg $78,000,000
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In other news, I wonder how much Bloomberg paid Buttigieg to quit. Naw, it was the DNC. All hands on deck to stop the Bern. They must have calculated that Biden will pick up the Buttigieg votes. Funny today. Biden was on Chris Wallace’s show and Wallace was asking him about all his foggy mistakes. ...
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
IM NOT DEAD!!!
Troublemaker huh? (Whack)
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:lol:
You need Hope so you can Change.
:rimshot:
The homeless guy on the corner says, he needs change so he can hope.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote: Yang... the last POC in the presidential race... just dropped out of the race. Haha.... whitey be runnin everything!
Tulsi Gabbard, Deval Patrick still in it, afaik
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Pitchguest wrote: Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:
You might want to check the first comment on this page by windy, I think that was there for a couple of days.
by mordacious1
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, there would be a lot of Iranians lining up for their virgins today, but Persians can’t spell missile without
m-i-s-s.
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!

I’ve got a Hoover steam cleaner and a Waterpik flosser nozzle...if you want to save a few bucks.
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BoxNDox wrote: Again according to CNN, Iran just took credit for the attack.
Apparently, these are not the usual rockets, but missiles launched from Iran. A lot of Iranians will be snuffed out soon. Warm up the virgins.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In all seriousness, how do you good folks feel about the Iranian situation? Is Trump being a fool (as he often is) or did Khamenei step over the line? Just for my own curiosity, aside from environmental/climate policies, what’s a couple of the most foolish things he’s done? Not what he’s said, but ...
by mordacious1
Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Welcome to the Boring Twenties!!
by mordacious1
Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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DW Adams wrote: Um, 29 hours since the last post? :(
Dude, you destroyed my “Pit Kill”.
by mordacious1
Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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I’m thinking one of the reasons I don’t get along with the posters at WEIT is that apparently, according to “The Pictures of Readers” posts, they are all octogenarians.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:23 am
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It slices, it dices and it cleans up in the dishwasher:

https://news.yahoo.com/us-forces-kill-j ... 22855.html

:nin: :nin:
by mordacious1
Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:55 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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London Bridge stabber had previously been convicted of an "Islamic terrorism-related offense", but was out of prison and attending university on a restorative justice program: https://www.dw.com/en/london-stabbing-attack-two-killed-and-suspect-shot-dead-several-injured/a-51473022 Yeah, but he was w...
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:57 am
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Blokes just want to get off early on a Friday and head for a pub...then some asshole terrorist shows up with a knife. Fuckers.
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:08 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I wonder how widespread this insanity is? Ubiquitous in one form or another. I recall my grandfather telling a story about being taught about solipsism in college philosophy. Now college students are taught by solipsists. I was once madly in love with a solipsist, but she didn’t even know I existed.
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:23 pm
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Bambi’s Revenge
Or, Why we don’t hunt with muzzle loaders:

https://www.ksla.com/2019/10/24/hunter- ... cials-say/
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:48 am
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Anyone have any problems with this:
https://www.newsweek.com/kaleb-cole-neo ... ag-1466464

I see a few of this cretin’s constitutional rights they’ve violated. First, they came for the guns of the neo-Nazi extremists, I said nothing, since I’m not one of those...
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:09 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Jerry and the denizens of WEIT are bemoaning the fact that Trump has abandoned the Kurds in Syria to their fate. Hundreds may die and rape may be rampant: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/10/13/trump-does-the-dumbest-thing-ever/ I remember being in the army when Jerry and his friends de...