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by mordacious1
Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I wonder how widespread this insanity is? Ubiquitous in one form or another. I recall my grandfather telling a story about being taught about solipsism in college philosophy. Now college students are taught by solipsists. I was once madly in love with a solipsist, but she didn’t even know I existed.
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bambi’s Revenge
Or, Why we don’t hunt with muzzle loaders:

https://www.ksla.com/2019/10/24/hunter- ... cials-say/
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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Anyone have any problems with this:
https://www.newsweek.com/kaleb-cole-neo ... ag-1466464

I see a few of this cretin’s constitutional rights they’ve violated. First, they came for the guns of the neo-Nazi extremists, I said nothing, since I’m not one of those...
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Jerry and the denizens of WEIT are bemoaning the fact that Trump has abandoned the Kurds in Syria to their fate. Hundreds may die and rape may be rampant: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/10/13/trump-does-the-dumbest-thing-ever/ I remember being in the army when Jerry and his friends de...
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Okay
That’s the funniest thing Watson has ever said, she’s a “normal woman”. If true, god help us.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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Usually, my news feed sends me an alert whenever a celebrity dies. Ginger Baker passes...crickets. Weird that he doesn’t rate an alert.
by mordacious1
Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Apparently, this guy also knew where Hillary’s Emails were hidden:
https://www.complex.com/life/2019/10/ke ... dly-killed
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Okay, I think I’ve got the solution to America’s violent crime problem and police shooting innocent minorities. Firstly, whenever there’s a police shooting, the poor victim’s family gets millions in payouts, with trial costs, this is millions of dollars. Millions! Add this to the cost of providing t...
by mordacious1
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ocasek must have been a late bloomer. I remember hearing Mick Jagger, who is 76, playing with the Stones in 1964. I first heard Ocasek with the Cars in 1978, even though he’s only a year younger than Mick.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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I think the most damaging thing about Beto’s comments about seizing guns is not what he initially said. It’s his reply to that Texas state rep, who basically stated that Beto was welcome to try to take his rifle. Beto said it was a death threat, reported him to the FBI, and said he’s the kind of nut...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Going to come to my house and confiscate my personal defense weapons??

Beto not!!
by mordacious1
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137257

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Someone pointed out to me that 9.10.19 began 10 days of palindromes, where the dates are the same when reversed. Apparently, this many palindrome dates in a row is highly unusual.
Apologies if WEIT already mentioned this, but I haven’t had time to read that site lately.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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I dated a model for a while. She used to carry a Baggie of styrofoam pellets in her purse which she would consume before ordering a meal in a restaurant. She was fucking hot, though. I think Dr Hooks song, “When you’re in Love Witha Beautiful Woman” was written about us. I was afraid to go to the ca...
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Does Coyne read here? Ever since it was pointed out that the readers' section was all older white men, there has been more diversity...
If by diverse, you mean including older white women, then yeah.
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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I’m sure many of you remember the Brock Turner rape case. His victim (cough) has just released her memoir:
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/victim-br ... d=65385613
by mordacious1
Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: <sniper>
Yes, cider pressing season is upon us once again. Better things to do!
Ah, my favorite PUA move...
Put a little cider inside her.
by mordacious1
Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

On the other hand, they’re more interesting than Zebra Fish:
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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Coyne and the PharynguWEITs again call for a total ban on gun ownership in the US: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/after-two-mass-shootings-texas-loosens-gun-laws/#comment-1766312 I’m watching hurricane coverage and one of the government reps just stated that during and after th...
by mordacious1
Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: What a complete and massive cunt.
Oh, well - room for all of us, I suppose.
Maybe not...
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If the Left is concerned with race, then they’d keep these people incarcerated. Half of all murder victims are Black males. When they let these murderers out, they don’t go to Andrew Cuomo’s neighborhood, or Gavin Newsom’s, or even Jerry Coyne’s. They go back into the Black communities where many of...
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I_ do believe in redemption and rehabilitation. The Shawshank example, obviously dramatic, is true. People do change. People are sucked into situations were murder happens, and they are not entirely beyond redemption. Shit happens... Shit does happen. The Shawshank guy was a teenager and was commit...
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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More on The Unbearable Unwokeness of Capital Punishment at WEIT: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/08/19/tennessee-electrocutes-convicted-killer/ I agree with Jerry. I used to, also. I bought the Left’s argument that life without parole is a worse punishment than execution. But, as usua...
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The UK has lost the plot:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mocking-susp ... 23435.html

I don’t want to live in a country where I can’t mock people, it’s what makes life worth living.
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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An honest question for Merkins. Why is Gabbard getting so little support? While I disagree to a certain extent with her attitude toward military intervention, I think it is at least considered and probably amenable to argument. She is light years ahead of the Dem front-runners in terms of apparent ...
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

WEIT does seem like a name that could be a dog whistle to the supremacists.
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I just texted a bunch of people the following:
Wow! This is exciting news:
The world’s youngest person was just born.
Now I’m getting replies like, “How many weeks?” “Was it premature?” “Where was it born?”
People don’t think anymore.
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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My phone is being weird. My reply to Screwtape was that the device was meant for hair removal.
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If anyone was brave enough to sit through that appalling video of Blaire White and Jessica Yaniv, you'll know that Yaniv pulled out a taser and clicked the button to prove it worked and then stated he knew it was illegal to own such in Canada. Now this: https://twitter.com/wellytronic/status/115862...
by mordacious1
Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What aisle am I in at the Walmart? You’re-in-eight:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-peeing ... 39420.html
by mordacious1
Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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Jerry and the folks at WEIT are watching the Democrat debates and are bemoaning the thought that Trump will get re-elected. Apparently, all the candidates are left wing nutters. If I had a Trump straw, I could drink up their tears: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/07/30/the-debate/#comm...
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: Ho-lee-fork!



If my kids were dragged along to something like that, I'd be boxing some fuckers ears. How is this not child abuse?
The one kid is thinking, “Okay, maybe I’ll rethink that gay thing”.
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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Someone named pelmon in that WEIT thread was mildly (imo) disagreeing with the general thrust of the thread and got banned for insulting the regulars: You made a factual claim. It was refuted. Your reaction is petulant. You must be a regular here. That’s all it took. Don’t disagree with the groupthi...
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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WEIT has an expected article up bemoaning the Federal reinstitution of the death penalty: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/07/25/more-horror-from-the-trump-administration-federal-government-to-resume-executions-after-a-sixteen-year-hiatus/ I don’t post there anymore, so I’ll put my comm...
by mordacious1
Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: <snip>

A few minutes in and already pissing myself... :lol:
Some people are just glad you left the beach:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-sex-b ... 54728.html
by mordacious1
Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A plastic straw may save your life:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... straw.html

She should have bridled her enthusiasm for jumping on bandwagons.
by mordacious1
Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion. Then you could get a sugar baby. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7185285/Missing-University-Utah-student-Mackenzie-Lueck-sugar-baby-sought-men-35.html O...
by mordacious1
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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AHHH-HhHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHH How did I miss this? Peter Dinklage played Herve Villachaize in a movie last year... and SJWs attacked Dink for 'white-washing' Villachaize... because Dink isn't the same RACE as Tattoo........ yeah.. they don't have ANYTHING IN COMMON.... plus they were mad that he wore '...
by mordacious1
Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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Bhurzum wrote: I don't care what anyone says - I'd pound AOC up the wrong 'un until dehydration claimed me.

There, I said it. :snooty:
You think her eyes are bugging out now...
by mordacious1
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Could be a death rattle. I think she’s been dead for a while.
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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I think if I had a terminal illness or was just suicidal, I’d go to the DR, stay at a fine resort and drain the mini bar, so my family could join in on the enormous payout that’s coming down the pike. I see another guy died mysteriously after drinking there. Who in their right mind would drink anyth...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button. She may just want to put her...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Certainly something I could get behind.
by mordacious1
Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
by mordacious1
Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Is he known as “John, the bridge builder”?
Nooooooo!
by mordacious1
Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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Create a video making fun of a liberal icon and the Left will ruin your life, even if, maybe especially if, you’re a working class black person: https://www.thedailybeast.com/we-found-shawn-brooks-the-guy-behind-the-viral-drunk-pelosi-video And of course, Facebook helped out him: https://thefederali...
by mordacious1
Tue May 28, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
Now you're just being obtuse.
Go sit in the corner...
Oh wait.
by mordacious1
Tue May 28, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
by mordacious1
Wed May 15, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

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Mattress Girl gets a mention in recent Columbia lawsuit:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/expelle ... 59965.html
by mordacious1
Mon May 13, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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Today's task switched brain-lobes... IKEA is all built. Now filling walls of bookshelves with books ordered from BooksByTheFoot.com. The goal is to create pleasing color combos. https://i.imgur.com/lC5AC8j.jpg Also, I'm supposed to pull 'inapporopriate' titles. Which... I'm pretty lenient about. Wh...
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My problem is, that the bastards keep renaming places.
Part of my brain: Where’s Sri Lanka?
Other part of brain: It used to be Ceylon.
POB: Okay, how about Myanmar?
OPOB: Burma.
POB: Mumbai?
OPOB: Bombay.
POB: Avaiki Nui?
OPOB: WTF?
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
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I hope Quasimodo is okay...

I have a hunch he is.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137257

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That is a big fucking fire
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8305
Views: 137257

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Large fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral...