If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

bleargh

never mind those dick jokes

Didn't PeeZus promote Wilcox for some blogging award poll, too?

Ah, caught up.

Congrats, Abbie.

Oh, okay. I'm learning a lot about hallucination. I'm getting my blood results this afternoon. I'd bet for either jaundice, epathitis, or (the worst) cirrohsis. Of course their could be even worst. The big C, or another organ toouched altogether. I'll keep you guys informed. menwhile I continue rea...

ReneeHendricks wrote:Again, I say that the original picture was as effective as prayer. Not to mention *some* looked rather illiterate.

Well, she had a migraine and Timblewadoo failed to speel shek for her. Or something.

If I wanted to write a parody of Josh Spokesgay trying to infiltrate the slymepit, it would sound like this. you rumbled me. I am Josh Spokesgay. You're jealous. I've sucked more dick than you've had hot dinners. You can't be Josh Spokesgay because.... I AM JOSH SPOKESGAY and I'm the only spokesgay...

ReneeHendricks wrote:For those who don't like self-promo stuff, you may kiss my very white ass :)

Have your pants dropped, then. :)

(The occasional self-promo is fine, but JV manages to overdo it.)

All the best to your guy, and my condolences.

Pitchguest, you might enjoy some of this stuff, then:

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The Slymepit, a drama in 5 acts: I finally decided to register. Aren't those fuckers at FTB a bunch of fucking fuckers? Fuck them. Cunt twat arse shite piss fuck damn! I've been lurking for a year. Have you guys heard anything about this thing you've been discussing for the last 10 pages. Fuck them...

I saw this: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2013/05/lies/#comment-556372 The slimy turd was doxxed here? By whom? And for the record, when has Skep harassed anyone? In fact, when have any of us? He was touting his oolon.co.uk site here a few months back and someone did a whois regi...

None of this controversy bothers me a whit. What does bother me is that fellow anti-creationists P. Z. Myers and Larry Moran have, while decrying the class, defended Hedinâ€™s way to teach it as he does, arguing that itâ€™s a professorâ€™s right to teach exactly what he wants to, even if that invol...

hi lost control, how is your girl? Hi sacha, she's doing ok. Not great, but she's holding up. Her thyroid related levels are mostly stabilized, but not perfect, so she still feels quite exhausted most of the time. Another MRT appointment is scheduled for mid June. If that brain scan checks out agai...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Carry on...fap,fap,fap

You wish.

Nah, I'm out. Gotta sleep.

Don't shove meat in my face And here was I thinking you liked dominant men. Fuck it, I fail to locate the original post, even if I make a fool out of myself. I imagine the type of meat would have mattered, red meat might've been wrong. "Blood-supported" (not a word, forgive me) might be appropriate?

Hey! Listen, lc, don't be a stranger. Best of luck to your gal. ;) Thanks, mate. I'm around, I'm just not talking much. More of a reader. Unless I had a few pints. Like today. And everything else I had typed up, I removed. No one cares how cute I think my gal can be/is, how lovely her quirks are, e...

Cunt said something like (sorry for the bad paraphrasing, I've canned two replies which turned into a whine about myself) he should do something more useful with his life, and I only can add a +1 or me too. Good luck, Abby, I hope that stuff I have no clue about works out as you hope. Renee: All the...

*internet hug* **internet punch** In all fairness to Christina, I can imagine getting a hysterectomy could be quite depressing. Now she will NEVER have any babies! *snort* Exactly. If I were to find out I needed a hysterectomy, I'd realize that at this point in life it would be akin to having my ap...

*internet hug* **internet punch** In all fairness to Christina, I can imagine getting a hysterectomy could be quite depressing. Now she will NEVER have any babies! *snort* Exactly. If I were to find out I needed a hysterectomy, I'd realize that at this point in life it would be akin to having my ap...

Yeah. I'm not even going to attempt to catch up. So, I hope everyone is doing great and that FfTB/A+ are still giving the gift that keeps on giving :D Hi, Renee, it's good to see you smiling (via smiley, at least). I hope things are going well after your guy's surgery. I'm sending you all my best w...

So, my guy is out of surgery. He had his lymph nodes removed, the mass removed, and a portion of the back of his tongue removed. Oh, and they STILL won't know for another fucking week if the whole thing is malignant or not. WTF? The doctor said they'd check the mass right away to see if there was a...

VickyCaramel wrote:(And as I no longer sponsor the current thread, can I take this corset off now?)

Nope, corsets are the proper, required attire for visiting the Slymepit. :p

We just had this thing in the UK with burgers being contaminated with horse meat which caused some people (my daughter) to freak out. Contaminated? What's wrong with horse? I long for some proper (Hungarian) horse Salami. Horse can be delicious. Sure if the label says 100% beef, no horse meat shoul...

So, my guy is out of surgery. He had his lymph nodes removed, the mass removed, and a portion of the back of his tongue removed. Oh, and they STILL won't know for another fucking week if the whole thing is malignant or not. WTF? The doctor said they'd check the mass right away to see if there was a...

http://www.moviepicturedb.com/pictures/09_06/1975/71650/l_71650_5dc83669.jpg (Not as nice as Vicky's, though I doubt we'll see those in all their glory :-() Are you trying to get me to say "Challenge accepted"? The DOM in me says... [spoiler]...maybe.[/spoiler] Well, as the original reply kinda was...

Hahahaha. Ass-grabbing is a no-no, Amy! Grabbing? I saw it as fisting... but that says more about me than Surly Nah, if we both identified the same $urly in the pic, she'd fist RW's lower back. Hitting that might hurt, but definitely isn't fisting. Defninitely not vaginal, not even anal. *if I inte...

Rebecca Watson should look up the meaning of the word â€˜literallyâ€™ in a dictionary. She writes: [spoiler] And Paula Kirby of RDFUK has spent months defending her point that those of us asking for atheist conferences to be safer spaces for women are literally like Nazis and the Stasi. http://skep...

I'm confused... is this seriously an orgy sponsored by some chick's bewbs? Can someone post dick pictures then? (Insert pictures of Richards Dawkins and Carrier here) I would prefer pictures of your or other men's penises. If you don't have a penis, then never mind. Keep your vagina to yourself. Is...

I'm confused... is this seriously an orgy sponsored by some chick's bewbs? Can someone post dick pictures then? (Insert pictures of Richards Dawkins and Carrier here) I would prefer pictures of your or other men's penises. If you don't have a penis, then never mind. Keep your vagina to yourself. Lo...

Thanks to Vicky for the laugh - and my latest sig. ;) By the way, do you want a change to the title of this thread? It's meant in good fun, obviously, but you sounded ambivalent about it on your blog. I'm not ambivalent, I am very honoured to sponsor this orgy. It's just that I have contributed fuc...

They do this on A+ a lot and it is one of the things that grinds my gears the most. Their ( shitty ) reasoning is that Person of X is better than X person, because X person puts the X first instead of the person. fFucking word order matters now. Do not worry about parsing a sentence, just line up t...

Pitchguest wrote:Why must the 50,000th post be where I'm being an idiot? :doh:

Cause it fits you? ;)

Ignore me, go on as you were, and congrats (if the calcs hold up. I'm too drunk to verify them).

FTR and because I feel like just fucking venting, Greta Christina can kiss my ever-loving, eternal ass. My guy is going to have part of his fucking tongue removed on the 25th. This is along with removing the mass on his neck and doing a throat camera look. Somehow, I'm thinking there aren't shoes o...

Next we'll see you playing the victim, and flouncing because I'm supposedly not being reasonable. I responded to you. No, we won't. JCW won't play a victim, and won't be flouncing. For some weird reason, even Justicar managed a sort of flouncing from the pit, but then again, he seems more comfortab...

If Peezus and some gamers don't like the genre, they can as well stay the fuck out and stop attributing magic properties to a subject, once it breaks out the screen and it is turned into a three-dimensional object, which is substantial identical to its virtual counterparts. I'm not necessarily keen...

Strongly bad tasting water will affect any food that has that water in it. I can tell when the ice cubes in my Coke are too chlorinated or have residual sulfur from the environment. Of course, enough spice or strong flavor can hide some of the defect, but if there is a lot of water and not enough f...

Do you get it now or should I write it in Spanish, cabrÃ³n? :lol: :lol: :lol: I've noticed that those who can only speak one language are the first to cast aspersions on those who can speak many, albeit imperfectly. Sadly, I only manage to rape two languages. Eight years of French lessons have sadl...

Aw, I love you too, cupcake â€¦. Amazing how the people one would least expect to express some umbrage over some questioning of â€œconventional wisdomâ€ turn out to be the ones most with their nose bent out of shape by it. But maybe none of us squawk until itâ€™s our own ox thatâ€™s being gored â€...

Is Ophelia Benson memory-holing comments again? I see responses to comments that are no longer there. She really loves banning and purging, doesn't she? Pressing that delete button must give her an adrenaline kick. What a sad, small-minded person. Ophelia Benson is a (pick one) Neither, in a way sh...

Aww, I like Steersman. I don't understand why they thought he'd be over there to defend Shermer, though. Is Steersman a big Shermer fan? Steersman is a dick. Tell us how you really feel Mykeru, lol Steersman is a disingenuous, time wasting, pompous sack of dicks. He can be kinda boring, but at leas...

They aren't reacting to it just because it's a torso. The victorian level of priggishness comparison doesn't apply. They're reacting because it's a bloody torso that's obviously been dismembered yet still presented by an asshole marketing department as something sexy. It applies well, mate. There's...

How many open-shirted, gold chain wearing disco clowns do they need to be reminded of? I'm thinking just one: http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd241/gumbythecat/Slymepit/phil_zps5582f4e1.jpg *runs* How Phil manages to look anything like a mean, bad ass metal head is beyond me, I've got the impres...

Could someone launch a counter-counter-counter petition in the spirit of "stop those stupid petitions"? You know, for the sake of slacktivism and lulz? Of course, I would actively not sign it. Fuck you, you frog-eater, don't make me laugh while drinking my beer. Damn, stereotyping is fun. Signed, a...

In other news, here's a beautiful example of Social Justice Warrior activity. http://storify.com/ElevatorGATE/conversation-with-craftyprimrose-richarddawkins-an So, this "trouser joke" seems to fall into the same category. Or something. Sorry, it's early and I need a coffee. /rant Yeah, like there ...

Same here. They appeared to me to just be over eager and not aware of how cranky we are here. They set off some flags but do seem to be adapting, so I see no reason to mock them now. An important distinction between the Slymepit and other places (at least for me) is that people won't be banned or c...

Yeah, because as everyone knows, death is the most likely outcome of drunken sex. hahaha! La Petite Mort ? death by overdose from mainlining oxytocin due to orgasm is not the worst way to go. Haha! As a recurrent major depressive, that would probably be the greatest way to off myself. But I wonder ...

sacha wrote:I'll mention your well wishes to MKG.

Thanks! She's still quickly getting tired and we gotta do everything relaxed and slowly, but she's doing good so far. It's great that I can be there for her for two weeks.

@Renee: best wishes for your partner, too.

@Tigzy (iirc): same for your father.

LOL! Hey PZ, feminist hero, love your new sponsor. :lol: [img]snip[/img] If you can't read the logo on the feminist's shirt, it says: "Admit it. You'd go to jail for this!" :shock: Ahem... [img]snip[/img] Even funnier is the logo on the other T-shirt modelled by the same girl! [img]snip[/img] Bad I...

franc wrote:http://i.imgur.com/nNuU2.jpg

I'd so do the dishes. Like afterwards.
To be honest, I'd buy a dish washer, but only if she promises to still dress up like that.

/misogyny attempt.

Not that surprised. Also wouldn't be surprised if its origin is in sexism - small => feminine => bad. Well, then. To whom do I apologize to for being 6'3"? Oh, and do I get to amend it to "Giant White Cock Of Authority?" Or would it be Giant's "White Cock Of Authority"? Imagine my dilemma... You'll...

:D Just got my guy on a bad day. Usually our "pet" names for each other are "bitch" and "asshole". Awwe, that's cute. We're so unoriginal: "sugar" and "honey", but actually the English words, cause we both can't stand pet names (especially those in our native language, which other couples tend to e...

I really don't reason that he's overly thrilled about the controversies that keep miring a majority of the writers on the network who have no connection at all to the batshittery that keeps bubbling up there. There are some really, really good writers such as Mano, Myriam, BioDork, NSC, Aron, Tasli...

This is why I freelance. Old place was full of cunts who thought "simples" was hilarious. If someone describes another person as a 'bit mad' you usually find that the other person is indeed a good laugh. If someone describes themselves as a 'bit mad' you can guarantee they will be a complete fuckwi...

ReneeHendricks wrote:2. Boy George just tweeted me :D

Isn't he the one that quite often runs into stores? Or am I mixing the celebs up?

Anyway, that's kinda awesome.

KiwiInOz wrote:http://cookislands.bishopmuseum.org/MM/ ... GM7_MX.jpg

Wow, that's a cutie.

So, Al, posts a response to PZ's blog post that accuses us all of being serial killers: Are you fucking kidding me? Really, this is the best you can come up with, comparing a horrendous act of violence with people who do not share your opinion on various social justice issues? Wow, Godwin would be ...

All men that disagree with myer's view of feminism are mass murderers and we'll call them Marc Lepine. Another Quebecois charged today with first degree murder of her 3 children, apparently to spite her estranged husband would make a good analog for PZ and his gender feminist pals. Henceforth they ...

New Game: What message should DJ Grothe have on his shirt when he has that lunch function with Queen Bee??? so many choices ..... <image snipped> For the record- We found that mannequin in the dumpster and saved her life so...yea Ah, I always wanted to get my hands on one or more mannequins instead...

Hey All Thanks for clicking through on the link to buy stuff on Amazon.com. Since I put the link up I've been making about enough in commission to pay for the ISP hosting (about $7 per month). Anything that comes in above that, I will split 50/50 with Abbie. Keep up the good work! Regarding the UK,...

...I seem to have a friend in common with Melody on facebook. Now I kinda wanna remove them. Can't be too careful; you might get serious contamination if you don't â€¦. Well, I read you're follow up post after that, but it's the internet, wherever you register / post someone might be an absolutely ...

Oh shit, we were supposed to be posting videos of guitarists? I screwed up. I thought we were doing classical music stuff. Oh well. It has evolved. And there is also the music thread, created specifically for this... Good music is always great. Yeah, as long as us peaseants don't go overboard. But ...

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