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by Keating
Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I doubt that was Harris. I have to believe she's more competent than that in knocking off Biden. Doesn't she have to wait until he's sworn in, anyway? The Harris Body Count will definitely exceed the Clinton one before long though.
by Keating
Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And that's how I got pregnant
by Keating
Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The bureaucrat state is definitely the antichrist, yes.
by Keating
Sat Nov 28, 2020 1:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The thing that would worry me if I were an American, is that you had a high ranking public servant outright admit the other week that he lied to the president to prevent him withdrawing troops from Syria. You've already had a coup. The president is no longer in charge, you're run by bureaucrats and ...
by Keating
Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

To piss of Brive:



To be honest, I’m impressed you can manage on < 7000kJ. I work hard to keep mine under 20,000kJ and largely get there with deliberate fast days.
by Keating
Thu Nov 26, 2020 4:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The Lives Of Others is a good movie.
by Keating
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What are you talking about? Nuking Sydney and Melbourne would eliminate most of the Australian population. Also solve most of our problems. Better nuke Brisbane as well, just to be sure.
by Keating
Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

South Africa, before the apartheid regime ended, got rid of all its nuclear weapons because they didn't trust the incoming government. Trump should do the same thing before January.
by Keating
Thu Nov 12, 2020 2:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm not surprised to see Kiwi's screwing with elections. They're all racists. Even the one here wears a racist hat.
by Keating
Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I look forward to men in penis hats marching on Washington when Harris is President next year.
by Keating
Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I hate seeing foxes and rabbits around here. There's a shit load of very comfortable, near tame rabbits near Lake Burley Griffin. I regularly see foxes running around near me too. Rather see wombats and roos.
by Keating
Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

https://americanmind.org/salvo/woke-ide ... -disorder/

After reading that, not that Harris includes her pronouns in her Twitter bio.
by Keating
Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The only question I see know is whether Harris will be able to constrain herself from suffocating Biden until after the halfway point so she can get 10 years as president.
by Keating
Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Which brings up the question we should be asking: how shall we vote in the future? Presumably we all want accurate democracy, but should it be in person, by mail, or online? If it were me, I would require accurate electoral roles and in person voting only, where you get your name crossed off the el...
by Keating
Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Also, congratulations to Florida for fixing their election laws after what happened in 2000. It's seemed very smooth since then. Looks like a few other states should do the same.
by Keating
Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Without Trump to blame everything on from February, what will the corporate press do to fill the airwaves?
by Keating
Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Meh. If Trump is out, hope he declassifies everything on Bigfoot and UFOs in last 3 months. We may finally learn who shot JFK.
by Keating
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It probably doesn't matter much if the senate doesn't flip.
by Keating
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Looks like the worst possible outcome to me. No landslide either direction, and lawyers making the case to judges. Means no one is going to give whoever wins legitimacy.
by Keating
Tue Nov 03, 2020 7:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Calling it for Creepy Uncle Joe (did that at 4.45)
I'm hoping for 269/269 being the final result.
by Keating
Mon Nov 02, 2020 5:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Wouldn't be surprised if that's the name of one of the horses running today to an empty stadium.
by Keating
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm sure you going missing will just be interpreted as another flounce.

Good luck.
by Keating
Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm a man almost in my late 30s and in pretty decent shape. I have never taken a photograph of myself nude. Is this really something regular people do?
by Keating
Sun Oct 25, 2020 12:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The richest people in the world seem intent on proving Alex Jones right: https://www.weforum.org/great-reset/ https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/10/equity-inclusion-and-social-justice-in-the-workplace/ https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/10/intersectionality-the-real-talking-point-for-tackling-dive...
by Keating
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

As long as they're clubbed, it's all the same to me.
by Keating
Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm ready to shoot myself. 5 Greens party MLAs.
by Keating
Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I thought you were a kiwi, not a bin chicken
by Keating
Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What I don't get is the attempted rehabilitation of president Bush who still seems like the worst president in recent history. I can't say I care one way or the other about Trump's shitposting, but he still seems significantly better than Bush and Obama. I'm too young to really remember Clinton.
by Keating
Tue Oct 06, 2020 4:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Not much different than a War on Poverty or War on Terrorism then.
by Keating
Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

For Brive: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/5981dd3e-062f-11eb-9364-66fa8aae4c3f?shareToken=40c2d64291db85e7ed27a7edf09f4e41 A senior Catholic cardinal has been accused of using €700,000 of Vatican funds to bribe witnesses to secure a sex abuse conviction against a rival. Italian media have report...
by Keating
Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm not saying that some behavioural changes aren't required to deal with WuFlu, but a lot of the government response seems to be more theatre than actually based on anything sensible. Even here in Canberra, gyms are open, but the water fountains in the gym must remain closed. Perhaps not too surpri...
by Keating
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Go fuck yourself with a rotting porcupine
by Keating
Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: I think if you have a blog with a bunch of sycophantic turds you adapt to maintaining their adulation. See $EVERY_ATHEIST_BLOGGER_EVER.
That's why we call you a Fascist Tit.
by Keating
Wed Sep 30, 2020 3:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Can Australians here comment? Is it now a natural part of every gathering? I haven't noticed Brive's posts starting with one. Yeah, it's a thing. Yeah, it's getting more common. It doesn't seem to be as bad as Canada's. Still, my position is the same as Lindsay Shepherd's: https://www.youtube.com/w...
by Keating
Wed Sep 30, 2020 4:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The US constitution was designed to put power into the hands of the executive. He is the one ultimately accountable to the populace, but he does not have the power to make himself king. The power to declare war, such as, I don't know, overthrowing the government of Libya, is something that should b...
by Keating
Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And people think mass shootings in the US are totally inexplicable.
by Keating
Tue Sep 29, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I generally don't like any politicians - for the last two Federal elections here, I've cast informal ballots because there's no good pick between Labor, Greens or Liberals, and there's no chance my vote would matter (which is why I have still voted formally in the Senate - it matters there). For the...
by Keating
Tue Sep 29, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Be fair! It is difficult to do anything when the civil service is undermining you and the opposition's only concern is stopping you from governing. That's kinda my point. Let Trump fail on his own merits, and I'd have no concerns. If he's as bad as he's made out to be, that would be the outcome. He...
by Keating
Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm not a huge fan of Ardern. Even prior to the lockdown, I found her too authoritarian.
I'm also predisposed to automatically dislike anyone the media tries to tell me is brilliant because of their identity, in this case a pussy, grabbed or otherwise.
by Keating
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don't think Trump deserves a second term, because he's lazy and hasn't actually done very much. Indeed, the worst thing about Trump is how normal a president he is.

The democrats, however, can never be allowed power in their current state. Holy crap they are terrifying.
by Keating
Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I thought we were in favour of recycling
by Keating
Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Especially now that everyone is ruthless
by Keating
Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Because I'm dumb, I put my toaster immediately under the smoke alarm. Given my kitchen layout, it's the best spot for the toaster, but I can only have two pieces of toast before the alarm goes off.
by Keating
Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: So Trump may be toast with marmalade on top.
This is 2020. There's going to be enough events between now and then that will make both Biden and Trump toast that I'm not prepared to call anything at this point. Wouldn't even be surprised if FT decides to add an edit button.
by Keating
Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Battle was one of the places I visited when I was living in England. Found a place that served proper scones and tea for lunch too. Highly recommend.
by Keating
Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

NYTimes reports many cameraphones are unable to photograph wildfire sky colors, as devices are programmed to depict all skies as lush blue. Eh, consumer phones tend to have a default white balance that assumes a typical, sunny outdoor environment. Get an app that lets you readjust the white balance...
by Keating
Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Life on Venus? What's the bet it's just a yeast infection?
by Keating
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: As musicals go - I feel like they are not even trying.
by Keating
Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

How much of a man does Charlie Sheen count for? He has Tiger blood. Kiwis, on the other hand, are small, green on the inside and covered in fur.
by Keating
Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You are 1.5 people, yes.
by Keating
Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What about half breeds? I've never been sure if I count as a POC or non-POC.

by Keating
Tue Sep 08, 2020 5:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The video is even better: https://twitter.com/i/status/1302879161145536512 Has anyone had to go through this yet? My sister has had to do online "indigenous sensitivity" courses, where you read some stuff and check some boxes, but nothing like this. If I was forced to do something like this, I'd ge...
by Keating
Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Note: I used to watch "The Britisher" videos quite a lot but the bugger said something, I can't remember what it was, and it really soured me on him. It might have been a belief in "THE patriarchy" or something equally retarded. Can't remember, was a long time ago. Anyway, nice vid, very "warts & a...