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by Keating
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Only weird thing is that they were driving well under the speed limit.
by Keating
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Saw a P Plater with a giant Trump 2020 flag flying off the back of their car on the way home today.
by Keating
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Eh, I don't mind flat-chested, as it tends to go with super petite and that tends to work for me. Never been to a stripper bar, though.
by Keating
Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

]Rather, almost everyone gets the majority of their information from the major media unskeptically signal boosting press releases from climate change activist organizations,whose claims are falsely presented as science-based. Eh, this is true, but I think the media manipulations. The Amazon rainfor...
by Keating
Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Eh, debates about whether god exists, however cordial, aren’t very interesting, and ultimately pointless because it isn’t a position you reason your way into (and probably out of either, if I’m honest). But, going into the underlying meaning crisis that’s at the heart of the Western malaise, is fasc...
by Keating
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Perhaps one of the weirdest things about the current era, is that some of the more interesting conversations are happening between atheists and the religious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDFL3xwEEG8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QKDm10S8As Paul VanderKlay's videos can be fascinating too. That...
by Keating
Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don't want to be a member of any club that would accept me.
by Keating
Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: I just learned that the Video Music Awards statue-- and the MTV logo character-- is no longer referred to as a "Moon Man"
by Keating
Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My beer googles aren't quite enough for that yet.
by Keating
Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm just waiting for last call.
by Keating
Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's like the short horror story:
The last human on earth sat in a locked room. There's a knock at the door.
by Keating
Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Sometime I wonder if I am the only sane one in this sanatorium.
Best to check. Ask yourself for a second opinion.
At some point you have to look at the numbers. It seems far more likely that you're the crazy one, rather than everyone else being crazy and you being the only sane one.
by Keating
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Kill everyone at birth. This satisfies the pro-abortionists, and the pro-death penalty. If it's mandatory across the board, then we don't have to take the risk that they might be guilty. Guaranteed to completely solve the problem in a generation.
by Keating
Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So it's finally happened in real life. A person I unfortunately just met, with clear socialisation problems, is getting others to refer to them as "they". I'd give a clear pronoun myself, but I honestly can't tell. What pronoun does the "they" use to refer to theyselves? "We"? According to me, anyo...
by Keating
Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So it's finally happened in real life. A person I unfortunately just met, with clear socialisation problems, is getting others to refer to them as "they". I'd give a clear pronoun myself, but I honestly can't tell.
by Keating
Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: We just found our first female president.

What a bitch.
by Keating
Tue Aug 06, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Some people here might appreciate this updating playlist by John Vervaeke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54l8_ewcOlY&list=PLND1JCRq8Vuh3f0P5qjrSdb5eC1ZfZwWJ Particularly when he gets to the teen chapters, he really gets into some of the underlying elements of Meaning and the long history of mental...
by Keating
Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: A lot of this criticism seems to be based on pure ignorance.

Is there not one amougst us that has had their balls waxed?
Mine are in Madame Tussaud's.
That's the main reason I visit.
by Keating
Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: I heard that she was unwell. Apparently she had a frog in her throat.
Now we know what's turning the freakin' frogs gay
by Keating
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It all fits together:

by Keating
Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Don't forget your knife license.
by Keating
Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: You pick if prefer the right or the left.
The left one is slightly bigger.
by Keating
Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:47 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Trump Dump!
Replies: 4157
Views: 56248

Re: The Trump Dump!

by Keating
Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I didn't really get too much into comics. I love Frank Cho's Liberty Meadows, but I stopped following him after he went to work for Marvel. He did get me into Budd Root's Cavewoman, though:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/or ... cooper.jpg
by Keating
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A finger is a good place to start, but get back to us when she gets her whole fist in.
by Keating
Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: BBC will no longer commission work from comedy teams that have no women writers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48668652

:roll: :roll: :roll:
That's pretty funny.
by Keating
Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Finally found a sport I'm prepared to sit down and watch with a beer:

by Keating
Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's okay if it's someone you don't like. It's not okay if you like the person.
by Keating
Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I thought MLK had already been unpersoned, because judging people by their content of their character, rather than their skin colour, is racist. Not seeing colour is a microaggression, after all.
by Keating
Wed May 29, 2019 8:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Pretty much proving my point. ;)
by Keating
Wed May 29, 2019 5:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Disagreeing with your lt-right shtick means that someone is "totalitarian". Or maybe it's long posts with reference to evidence? That's what totalitarian means, according to you? This is irony. Probably unintentional. Look, I get where you're coming from, but you're just as prone to the "everyone w...
by Keating
Wed May 29, 2019 5:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

They both come from positions of absolute bollocks, but trying to nail them down in an argument is as difficult as hell because they're both slippery, oily, disingenuous fuckers. That's why it was ironic. Sargon thinks because he's read a few books, he is intellectually unassailable and all his pos...
by Keating
Tue May 28, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Both can be true. Sargon's biggest problem is, as, ironically, Richard Spencer put it, he thinks he's much more intelligent then he actually is. Trump, of course, did apologise for "locker room talk", so Sargon's claim that he was just imitating the Trumpian model is already suspect. It can also be ...
by Keating
Tue May 28, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That's definitely true. It's become personal for Metokur. If he has anything that triggers him, it's child abuse. That's the only time I've heard him become seriously angry. Makes sense considering his history almost becoming a teacher.
by Keating
Tue May 28, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That's what I meant by Sargon's Jihad. Sargon had that "Hello Jim" stream where he implied Jim was grooming children. I think Metokur is only throwing the shit back.
by Keating
Tue May 28, 2019 12:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I watched "This Week in Stupid" for a while, probably more than a year ago. I have generally stopped watching videos where someone is reading newspaper articles because I can read faster than they can talk so I spend the entire video thinking that if I just had the link to the article I could read ...
by Keating
Tue May 28, 2019 4:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: There are those on the right that also think the 'Enlightenment' has received more credit that it is due and that concepts such as democracy are at best a polite (or impolite) fiction. But I'm no expert so I'm largely in the dark on such matters.
You could even say you've had a Dark Enlightenment.
by Keating
Mon May 27, 2019 7:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Haven't completely got through this, but the first half hour I've seen so far is very interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME54BibXfYs In particular: "The nones are not children of the enlightenment. Which means they completely disconnect from both sides of the discussion." Kirb in particula...
by Keating
Fri May 24, 2019 2:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I recall a stream a while back with Jim, Ethan Ralph and Carl. There were a few barbed quips from Ralph re Benjamin's stillborn child. Jim holding himself to a higher standard did not participate - though he did read out other peoples superchats on the subject in a later stream. Yeah, Jim is my nih...
by Keating
Fri May 24, 2019 5:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's a pity any discussion about climate change policy inevitable degrades into whether it's human's fault and actually happening. One can agree it's happening and is human's fault and still disagree about the best course of action.
by Keating
Fri May 24, 2019 5:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

According to the nightly news (ITV) May want's to stay on for the D-Day commerorations on 6th June and Trump's state visit and then stay as caretake til Septenber while the party chooses a leader over the summer recess. She's not called Teflon Theresa for nothing. Also early exit poll indicators sh...
by Keating
Thu May 23, 2019 4:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Yeah, I'm not that excited by Albo. I'm fairly sure that if he was opposition leader after Rudd stood down, he'd have been Prime Minister at the previous election. Now, his time has largely passed. I'm a little surprised that no one else is running, especially how keen Shorten was to prevent him bec...
by Keating
Tue May 21, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It wasn't as bad as I expected. Only one person brought the election up, with a dig at Queensland, but no one else took the bait. There are people out there who believe in cosmic balance and that justice will prevail. If Game of Thrones has taught us anything, it's that it aint so (and that tits and...
by Keating
Mon May 20, 2019 10:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I thought this just passed Australian election was relatively benign, if uninspiring. I wasn't too surprised by the result, but given that where I live was never going to be a surprise in the outcome, I didn't invest too much into my decision. I only cast a formal vote for the Senate. https://www.sp...
by Keating
Sun May 19, 2019 1:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
by Keating
Sun May 19, 2019 12:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here's a present for Kirb to show no hard feelings:

by Keating
Sat May 18, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I prefer to see it as the glass half full. At least one of the two parties I didn’t want to win, lost. I could concentrate on the other one winning, but that would just make me sad.

Always look on the bright side of life.
by Keating
Sat May 18, 2019 3:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Looks like a surprise victory for ScoMo. I was expected Labor to win.
by Keating
Sat May 18, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Happy Democracy Sausage Day.
Had to wait an extra half hour in the queue because they ran out of sausages.
by Keating
Thu May 16, 2019 1:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

More police state actions, led by New Zealand:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/05/c ... d-and-ugly
by Keating
Thu May 09, 2019 8:36 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: National identity overflow thread (inclusive of liberal worldview screeds)
Replies: 530
Views: 8602

Re: National identity overflow thread (inclusive of liberal worldview screeds)

Is there are any difference between this thread and the main thread? I agree with you here, especially when there is virtually no action on the main thread. But, some people preferred it to be separate, and I like to honour that. I took a snide pot-shot at you because you come across as elitist, an...
by Keating
Wed May 08, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I didn't suggest that you supported islam as a doctrine. I suggested that this was the natural outcome of allowing mass immigration without seriously addressing cultural issues. And I did it in with a deliberate prod on the kind of policies you support. I have also never explicitly said I support ex...
by Keating
Wed May 08, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111006

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: (Go on, Keating, insult me - give it both barrels! Don't worry, my skin is almost as thick as I am and you won't offend me!)
Fuck off you brassy, uncouth, henpecked meathead.