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by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I think I'm going to quietly slip off the raft...
by MarcusAu
Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hmm, I'm considering Slow Chocolate Autopsy.

Has anyone else had any experience with it?
by MarcusAu
Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Did you know long an owl's legs are?

https://i.redd.it/bty2619ib0h31.jpg
After Disney sued Marvel comics in the 70s (or was it the 80s?) Howard the Duck had to start wearing pants.

I beginning to think they might have had a point.
by MarcusAu
Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A friend of my mum's used to do that once a year.

But that may have been so she could send out Xmas cards for free.
by MarcusAu
Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Of course, I have an ulterior motive. I've published my Ulster Cycle comics in two collected graphic novel volumes: Being an appallingly cynical shill, I implore you to visit my website and spend money on them. Ness is a prequel, starring Cú Chulainn’s grandmother in her youth. When her father, the...
by MarcusAu
Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Patrice O'Neal is not making many appearances these days.
by MarcusAu
Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: O'Leary? He hasn't blown up planes for years.
The worst he ever got done for was shoplifting...

...about 6 inches off the foundations.
by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

We are such stuff. As dreams are made on...
by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

RIP Mugabe.

You fucking arsehole.
by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Indians landing on the moon.

That will upset the cowboys Americans.
by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: I retired (full retirement, mind, not partial) at 41 years of age.
That's hardly unreasonable when the Weegee life expectancy for men is 47.
by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

End gender segregation now!
by MarcusAu
Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Seems pointless to divide people into those categories unless they are discussing something in relation to religion.

Ah well if people want to discuss politics rather than religion - they can follow their bliss.

Namaste.
by MarcusAu
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Was anyone here ever not talking cordially with religious people? Most would even share voting patterns with these populations. Which makes for some kind of detente. Is there a new set of criteria for sorting the wheat from the chaff? Or just a reordering of priorities? All I can say is that an ex-c...
by MarcusAu
Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That reminds me - I must watch 'Oh What a Lovely War' again.
by MarcusAu
Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And I always thought that 'Christian Onion' was a reference to Veggie Tales
by MarcusAu
Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Ah well, alternatives are available. To whit - I watched 'Performance' last night (which I'd not seen in years). Enjoyed it very much - though I'm not sure it has been fisked by the current pro & anti's to determine if it has the correct degree of moral rectitude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgg...
by MarcusAu
Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

BoxNDox wrote: That's the director playing Hitler. He also directed Thor Ragnarok.
He certainly caused quite a bit of 'Sturm und Drang' even a Bliztkreig - but I don't think it got quite to the level of Ragnarok.
by MarcusAu
Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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Speaking of movies...is anyone else looking forward to this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-TdAi4FW-Y
by MarcusAu
Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

mordacious1 wrote:
screwtape wrote: <sniper>
Yes, cider pressing season is upon us once again. Better things to do!
Ah, my favorite PUA move...
Put a little cider inside her.
I've always done my best not to get involved with CPS
by MarcusAu
Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

by MarcusAu
Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I noticed the same thing. But then realised that I was not posting anything there.
by MarcusAu
Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Tigzy wrote: Gerald Gardner was the original PUA god. That dirty old devil was utterly determined to get a good look at some naked ladies, and by god, he cracked it.
Not particularly surprising - as he was familiar with the writings of dear old Aleister
by MarcusAu
Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Ah, l'anglais toujours les excentriques.
by MarcusAu
Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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I will confess to being the straight-razor shaving, analogue film developing, black powder muzzle loading, vinyl record via vacuum tube amplification dude... Ah, but this is hardly the full picture... ...and on a somewhat tangential note - when you were growing up in the South West of England did y...
by MarcusAu
Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Ha. Just noticed that Quillette now restricts commenting to members of something called "Quillette Circle." An existing member must invite you to join. No idea how the existing members became members. That's fucked. Think I'll stop reading. Sounds like the Freemasons. Best of luck figuring out what...
by MarcusAu
Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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What I heard (and it's too good a story not be be true) - is that the Victorians came up with the phrase Sewer Hole Inspection Terminal to be used in place of 'Manhole'.

As long as they are not banning 'manholes' in general - as it could really mess with my daily routine.
by MarcusAu
Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Short answer: No Long answer: The people comprising the IDW have political views all over the map, ranging from Sam Harris and Brett Weinstein, who are pretty far left, to Jonathan Haidt, who is center left, to libertarian Michael Shermer, to conservatives Douglas Murray and Ben Shapiro, to whateve...
by MarcusAu
Wed Aug 28, 2019 5:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

At this stage - wouldn't it be fair to classify the IDW as a (at least slightly) right of centre group?
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Andy Ngo and Quillette part ways...

(Choose your poison - tweet or beast)


https://www.thedailybeast.com/andy-ngo- ... eo-appears
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: That wasn't really the end I had in mind.
But you requested a happy ending.
My expectation that it would be more of a whimper than a bang.
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That wasn't really the end I had in mind.
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Notary Sojac
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The 'Pyt died 5 months ago.

We've all been living in hell since then.
by MarcusAu
Sun Aug 25, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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When one doctor treats another - I imagine that in context the second opinion is viewed as even more of an inconvenience. Several members have become dormant recently - but not many (besides the other John) have taken this degree of precautions to not post again that you may be using. All the best t...
by MarcusAu
Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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HelpingHand wrote: May I present the 2019 candidates for best novel
A likely story.

None of them look particularly book-ish to me. That's modern literary criticism for you I suppose, anything can be a text.
by MarcusAu
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Perhaps my concerns are out-of-synch with the current zietgeist... And on that note may I recommend the following doc which I watched last night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EXQgTDZs60 At the end of which Tony Hendra compared his time working for National Lampoon in 1970s New York with Hemmingw...
by MarcusAu
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZWxddpTNNY The video speaks for itself, I suppose. Goldie gives her review of the trailer for the movie ' Hail Satan? ' using it a springboard for a call to action, or at least prayer. The life of a true believer seems to be full of endless forms of drama. For anyon...
by MarcusAu
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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Nah, the one you want to read is Jack Chalker. Maybe something from the Flux and Anchor series. And not Midnight at the Well of Souls - that one's actually a great book. Or perhaps something by John 'Gor' Norman. The thought occurred to me that even by the standards of the endless thread I managed ...
by MarcusAu
Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Do what thou wilt.
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Because really.... science fiction is about fucking SCIENCE! It is in the god-damned name! SCIENCE FICTION. Men like science and machines and shit ten times more than women.... So... most of the good sci fi tends to be masculine. I always liked the classic big three - Asimov, Clark and Heinlein, as...
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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HA! is the one I was thinking of.

But I'm not really keeping track...and given the speed and general quality of his output - the world will have to look for moral instruction elsewhere.
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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He's just upset that essentially all of Heinlein's books remain in print and popular after all these years, and people will still be reading and enjoying Heinlein long after nothing remains of the current SJW spasm generally and PZ specifically but a bad smell. You forgot about his book... ...but t...
by MarcusAu
Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So...concerning free will... ...and the death penalty for people that kill... ...If I recall correctly (which I don't necessarily- see following wiki-link) - Charles Whitman - the Texas Tower shooter requested that an autopsy be performed on him after his death - to try and find the cause of his act...
by MarcusAu
Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

“The sausage is a cunning bird
With feathers long and wavy;
It swims about the frying pan
And makes its nest in gravy”
by MarcusAu
Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Sometime I wonder if I am the only sane one in this sanatorium.
Best to check. Ask yourself for a second opinion.
by MarcusAu
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Even less of a reason




Words: John Lennon (based on a 1971 Rolling Stone interview)
Sung by Tony Hendra (the manager in Spinal Tap).
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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Bhurzum wrote: "The same god who made you also made the rattlesnake"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSLSk76WKo
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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All SJW public policy is grounded on the false concept that humans are, if not inherently good by nature, then at least tabula rasa thus ever malleable/redeemable. If this were so then it would be difficult, if not impossible for them to make generalisations on the basis of race. I think most of th...
by MarcusAu
Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: I agree with Jerry.
My opinion is in concordance with that of Phil.
by MarcusAu
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Anyone been watching Pennyworth? It's a 1960s fever dream of London - purportedly giving backstory to the to the Wayne's reasonably well-known butler (though I suppose technically he could be considered more of a valet). A reasonably well done Micheal Caine impression at any rate. https://www.youtub...
by MarcusAu
Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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screwtape wrote: Seems like the Children's Crusade to me.
I wouldn't want to be too quick to accept a comparison. Not before someone has at least a rough estimate for what the carbon footprint of the first one was.
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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Reminds me (and possibly you) of Melody...

...or does that strike a sour note.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ths8tdws7AA
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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Here we go - technically this is not about Trump - so it sort of belongs here...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/fakemelania?lang=en
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Someone had to take over from George Lucas.
by MarcusAu
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7276
Views: 111012

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The El Paso shooter's manifesto was reported as the ramblings of a madman... which is literally true, but entirely misleading... as it omits the murderer's competent prose style, correct grammar, and professional editing. As well as his subject-matter, which didn't deviate far from mainstream discu...
by MarcusAu
Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 111012

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No, I don't think he used a bayonet.