If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

This just in: I just spoke with several of my male neighbors, and it seems Fizzy was also looking in all of their windows too !!! I guess this makes Fizzy Polyamorous . Just like Sticky Dicky Carrier. Speaking of rhymes, doesn't Fizzy rhyme with Jizzy ???

Well, I guess I have taken up enuf of Fascist Tit's broadband space. I think I'll check out now. I mean, I wouldn't wanna waste anybody's time. There are so many hours in a day (Comstink, there are twenty four hours in a day. Oh yes, I forgot, you can't count past twenty. And that is with Fizzy help...

And I've even resisted the temptation to rag on the Boat Obsessed Bozo ( Fizzy, you really think the twenty times funnier than me Comstink could conceive of a name that alliterative , as well as funny as fuck ???) For instance, the other day, when I heard about the death of the actor who played the ...

Hey Mucus Gold ( bet you didn't think I knew what AU meant, huh ? You think Comstink knows? Prolly not, but he almost certainly knows that chemical abbreviation for Meth !!!), did you see the article posted here a couple of weeks back that mentioned the Pyt ? Specifically, the comments from two chic...

But Fizzy, I must give you credit. At least you kept your insults, unoriginal as they were, to me personally. At least you didn't go all Slap*Her*Face (Hello, Slapherface. Calling you Shitterface would have been way too unoriginal. But I'm sure Comstink could think of an ever better nickname to call...

Seriously, if you are ever in HTown (more alliteration), look me up. Run your smack to my face. And when you're done, we can go visit my favorite bar in Midtown (Little Woodrows) They can tell you what I did last December, the day after my 57th birthday. ( Hint: I help a bouncer subdue a belligerent...

Now that you know what I look like, do you really think your porcine (OOH, a ten dollar word from my totally 'tard self) pussface self should be running such internet smack at me ???

And since that was indeed you peeping in my window, you can verify to the rest of the 'Pit that this is indeed the Shirtless Studmuffin know as Barbie's Boyfriend:

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When you mentioned tiny ( or little), you were talking about stomach's, weren't you ??? I mean, I'll cop[ to that. My 5' 11" , 175 lb self would seem quite tiny next to your gargantuan gut ( Love me some alliteration. You think Comstink even knows what the word { there I go agin' } alliteration even...

Tiny cunt? Or was it little cunt? Really don't wanna go back and check. OMG, however did you know ??? Wait, was that YOU I caught peeping in my window last night ???

Wow Fizzy, you sound quite angry. Foaming at the mouth, really. Ready to Rage. I guess that meth that Comstink cooked up is quite potent But I'm worried that all that high blood pressure and rage ain't good for your health. Why don't you calm down with a cup or three of Comstink's patented 'shine ™ ...

Fizzy, your idea of humor is warmed over Pro rasslin' interviews from the 80s? No accounting for taste, I suppose !!!

Hey Comstink, have you heard ? You're twenty times funnier than I am ( Twenty times is the inverse of 5%, but you already knew that) But wait, you can't count past ten unless you take off your shoes. What's that, you're a redneck country bumpkin Pro Rasslin' fan ? You ALWAYS walk around with no shoe...

Hey Fascist Tit, have you heard ? Fizzy (Way too EZ to call you Scuzzy) says The Georgia Peach Pit, Corn Cob Comstink, is twenty times funnier than me. Times to revoke my BPE, post haste !!!

And Barbie, you little shit, You don't have 5 per cent of the sense of humor of comhcinc, on a goiod day, you little pirce of shit. A very poor trade for the pit. I'll un-ignire you for a while to swap shit if you want, you puny cunt. 5% of zero is what now ??? You don't seem to be your usual laid ...

And to double reply (since it appears to be the fashion). There may well come a time when mocking Myers, Watson, Carrier and the rest of the crew seems pointless. Actually, we may have passed that milestone some time ago. I will consider the point that it has become pointless to ever mention Comnwh...

Comstink's all time favorite pro wrestling angle: <no vid> comhcinc Last active: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:44 am and it must have been a year since he said anything directly to / about you. And when is the last time PZ Myers, Rebecca Watson, Richard Carrier, et al, said anything about any of us??? Yet we ...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑
Barbie's Boyfriend wrote: ↑
Comstink's all time favorite pro wrestling angle:

<no vid>
comhcinc
Last active: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:44 am

and it must have been a year since he said anything directly to / about you.

Is there a statute of limitations of which I am not aware ???

I already made arrangements to leave my body to the Baylor College of Medicine Good idea - I wonder is Miskatonic U is accepting donors. Can't you let it to a necrophile? Necrophiles are people, too. Since I'm 100% hetero, I would ONLY leave my body to a female necrophiliac...who would buttfuck me ...

I already made arrangements to leave my body to the Baylor College of Medicine Good idea - I wonder is Miskatonic U is accepting donors. Can't you let it to a necrophile? Necrophiles are people, too. Comstink's all time favorite pro wrestling angle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-msDjALHQ

I dunno, you let one old fella off and they all start having a go, talk about giving an inch and taking a yard, what's a good honest burglar to do these days? I blame Russia. :x https://twitter.com/WestmonsterUK/status/986602358640607232 And as he was lying there mortally wounded, she should have d...

I already made arrangements to leave my body to the Baylor College of Medicine Good idea - I wonder is Miskatonic U is accepting donors. I have never been married, and have no children, so nobody needs to visit a cemetery to "see" me, nor to have an urn filled with my ashes to talk to. I have suffe...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ Has anyone here given any consideration to what happens after they die?

Are you planning you donate your body to science? Would you feel the same way if someone close to you chose to do so?

I already made arrangements to leave my body to the Baylor College of Medicine

katamari Damassi wrote: ↑
Barbie's Boyfriend wrote: ↑ Barbara Bush died (see previous post)
So Hillary has killed again.

And it only took Hillary 92 years

Barbara Bush died (see previous post)

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne ... ies-at-92/

Also, the 'boons have not really been up to giving us any good gagworthy lulz recently. No myers, zvan, christina hilarity has come our way in a long time. :cry: :cry: :cry: I tried with Michael Noodly Armed Antifa Dude in the comments. He claimed to be a former FtB blogger. BUTT for some reason, h...

Is hooker urine the jelly on the toast ???

John D wrote: ↑

I just watched that yesterday

Please stop posting links to Pathos blogs. Sometimes, I can't resist the temptation. Then I become angry, and leave comments such as this one:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/freethough ... qus_thread

Now my morning is ruined !!!

The inaugural offering from Hemant's vanity press, Queer Disbelief , which advocates that QUILTBAGGERS and atheists are 'natural allies' in social justice activism, may not be exactly jumping off the shelves. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/12/atheists-and-lgbtq-people-are-natu...

Hello everyone, Self-serving personal message here. I need a liver transplant. I live in the US, and in a region where one has to be almost dead already to get one from a deceased source. The best option is to steal a piece from a living person, and that is what I would love to be able to do. Quite...

screwtape wrote: ↑
You can get three of your favourites in one go here:

Isn't HofF Sommers more of a GILF ???

I’ll even value add. https://twitter.com/pzmyers/status/982945689859710976?s=20 As long as we're on a psychoanalytic trip, note how the eunich LARPers have symbolically placed their (generously overestimated) balls on the table before speaking on weighty subjects. And is that a breast I spy over th...

Kirbmarc wrote: ↑ Jerry Coyne is a genuine critic of the SocJus who didn't drift out of the left. He can be annoying on certain subjects (like free will/determinism)

And criticism of Israel

Good news, people! Apparently Heina Dadabhoy has completed "A Skeptic's Guide to Islam" , which is due for a December 2019 release, according to Amazon. :bjarte: " There's only one word to describe this book - Absolutely Bloody Superb. Buying Christmas gifts was easy this year and 2026 promises to ...

"Infested" in this case meaning "Matt and Aneris post there." Of course in the increasingly tiny and incestuous circles PZ still travels in he knows saying such will make them assume without even checking that Jerry's got dozens of pitizens hanging around his site. What a turd. I also post there as...

Arnieman had surgery today-- made it through just fine. No complications yet. It was a massive tumor. Turns out his buddah belly was tumor, not him getting chubby :-/ Bug he's doing great so far. If he doesn't have any arrhythmias tonight/tomorrow morning I can bring him home tomorrow afternoon. Yo...

I hope this makes the mainstream so people like Dan Arel will have to take a position. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEFkHr9MkXg On one hand, it's guns. But they're people of color. And they are working to dismantle whiteness. But isn't it ALWAYS acceptable to shoot your oppressor (White Cishet M...

Interesting wiki on the "castle doctrine." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine During April of 2013, I had the opportunity to seriously injure/kill a burglar caught in the act of burglarizing my neighbor's condo. But I didn't. Long story. Two hints: 1) He was already OUTSIDE, and 2) He wa...

This is for the person that posted the video about Sinclair Broadcasting a couple of days ago. I just KNEW Jim Cornette would have a thing or three to say about it, given that he is a raging Liberal with some SJW tendencies. And Ring of Honor, the Pro Wrestling company that Cornette used to work for...

Here's an Early 80s band from John D's neck of the woods that I am sure he will love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MuQ7ek12KY

The greatest band to come out of England in the 70s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zCeo605mOI

John D wrote: ↑ Songs that I now hate:

Emerson Lake and Palmer "Lucky Man"
John Lennon "Imagine" (fuck this fucking song... fuck!)
Doobie Brothers "Love the One Your'e With"
Boston "Peace of Mind"

Love the One You're With was NOT the Doobie Brothers;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY4HI_vqf0c

Songs that I now hate: Emerson Lake and Palmer "Lucky Man" John Lennon "Imagine" (fuck this fucking song... fuck!) Doobie Brothers "Love the One Your'e With" Boston "Peace of Mind" "I don't care too much for $$$. $$$ can't buy me love" I heard that when John Lennon died in 1980, he left Yoko Ono $2...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Old_ones wrote: ↑ I bet Steve Shives's wife makes him use this thing:

cock_cage.jpg

FTFY

NO WAY !!! Steve's tiny little girlcock would easily slip outta that device

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
I've watched a lot of that guy's videos. Entertaining, and seems to shoot straight
Wouldn't fuck with him though, unless you want to get your wig split.

Never heard the term "wig split" til this guy. And he sure uses it alot

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑

"Smegma" is a medical term ???

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ :doh: :lol: wrong video.

I've watched a lot of that guy's videos. Entertaining, and seems to shoot straight

I have the suspicion Hemant vanity-searches his own comment streams. Let's see if the touchy little bastard responds: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/28/survey-religious-people-dont-take-ten-commandments-seriously/#comment-3830141968 Tell Fuckface I said hello The rest of is th...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:33 am

Brive1987 wrote: ↑

If Matt was in France in 1940, the French would have surrendered TWICE !!

It's very funny to me that there's this meme of France surrendering immediately when they only did it after Paris had already been taken, while there's no similar meme about Italy, whose leaders gave up after losing just Sicily. Probably it's because France surrendered to the Nazis, while Italy sur...

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑
MarcusAu wrote: ↑ Meanwhile in South Africa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEuE9yrwI6k
"On second thoughts, I'll just have the rice, thanks."

Carrier could ony dream of giving somebody a facial that awesome

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: ↑

In a not unrelated note, anybody have any experience with the "Just For Men" hair and beard color?

Been using "Just For Ken" for a few years now. What would you like to know ???

Meatless meals and masculinity: How veg* men explain their plant-based diets This article analyzes qualitative interviews conducted with twenty vegan and vegetarian men in a semi-urban area of the southeastern United States to better understand how they conceptualize and explain their food consumpt...

Steersman may not be a nigger, but s/h/it is a cunt. In the early days of the Pit, I called s/h/it Steerzo, and s/h/it called me Lymphoma. Well, I now have lymphoma. Found out today. Steerzo is a cunt. And probably a nigger too. get_well_soon_boxer_dog_greeting_card_verse-p137536043728740686b2ico_4...

mordacious1 wrote: ↑ Looks like Carrier may be heading south soon:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-mixed-r ... 1521711000

But Carrier wants to put his soy milk on body parts that will not result in pregnancy

What is the enthnonationalist response to South Africa? If it has to belong to one ethnicity it has to be black Africans doesn't it? You can't have a white Europe if you don't have a black Africa. I already made this comparison. But apparently it's different because the white South African aren't r...

You fucker Ape .. I've just had me tea. :puke-front: :D Have you seen the harem of "girlfriends" he's always yammering about? It turns out Rebecca is so far out of his league a daylight hit-and-run (like in the picture) is the only hope he'd have of bagging her :shock: He's trying to make up in qua...

The naughtiest thing I can think of to put in her eyes is my man-milk. Give it your best - before someone else does... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r2DPxIgzV30/hqdefault.jpg Trying to unload quicker than the spunk hobbit is futile. https://imgur.com/S5lNLtC.jpg You fucker Ape .. I've just had me tea. :pu...

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