If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

CommanderTuvok wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:09 pm
OK. Which pitter has a profile at the Guardian? Lol.

https://i.imgur.com/NgjpcbV.jpg

Certainly not me. Though I think I've heard the name before.

Shatterface wrote: ↑ A prize for the first one to come up with an Invictus pun.

Alas, I'm victus.

He's always yammering about his girlcock, so the day he calls his pooter a vag can't be far off. We should remind him to be polite and crack a window whenever he queefs. It was an evil of my own conjuring - the term "stink pussy" summoned a mental image of a glazed chocolate donut (made of festerin...

Guess I will never be able to make my own mind up now de lurch has made up his. :mrgreen: I'll be honest. It was the most hilarious thing ApeLust ever created. Imagine his best work times 100. He set the volume to 11. But now you will never know. It's possible it never existed. Bayesian analysis re...

What is the point of trying to fix the ideology of someone sentenced to death? I can see why a defendant's lawyer might want this in an effort to try and find some redeemable feature to get his life spared. But for anyone else? Letter from Charleston church shooter reveals no remorse for killings A...

Make the hearts cookies and they can stay. Faster is gooder.

I swear to you this is a real police account and not the satire one Elfwick made to troll https://i.imgur.com/t1euYJD.jpg https://twitter.com/PoliceServiceNI/status/937266196659032064 Irish. They are allowed to carry guns too. Doesn't bear thinking about does it? Relax, they didn't say shooting you...

Much, much better. Props to the FT.
Now, back to lurking!

Almost. Now all he has to do is slap on a wig to cover up that male pattern baldness. I wonder if there are women or drag queens out there who would volunteer to give make-overs to difficult trans cases. To be fair, we were bitching when DM was in his/her bear phase and not making any attempt to pa...

katamari Damassi wrote:
deLurch wrote:Almost. Now all he has to do is slap on a wig to cover up that male pattern baldness.
I wonder if there are women or drag queens out there who would volunteer to give make-overs to difficult trans cases.

"Your mission Jim, should you decide to accept it..."

I hope the cunt gets a long sentence. No attacking animals, ya filthy scumbag! Then again, riot police shouldn't be using horses. No, they shouldn't. I've seen both sides of the argument back in the day (when demonstrations were righteous!). There was always some group of idiots at the front trying...

A Michelle!

Sulman wrote:
Reeeeeeee it's all about me.

No, at the minute, it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

More on the West London Tower Block fire. Fears the building may collapse now and reports that many people are trapped. Jesus, you'd never get me to live in one of those blocks. http://i.imgur.com/ZIWyFcv.png Devastating, tragic news. The reports say that the firefighters could only reach the 12th ...

The Grenfell flat's fire safety has been in dispute for quite some time: https://grenfellactiongroup.wordpress.com/2016/11/20/kctmo-playing-with-fire/ Also, the owners' advice to residents is to stay put in case of fire : Our longstanding ‘stay put’ policy stays in force until you are told otherwis...

That's fucking awful. It would seem bad design and building standards for a building like that to be so vulnerable to fire. Already getting reports of lifts not working, that would be fairly standard from every Tower Block I've ever been to. Also many Muslims living there and some would have been c...

Very interesting piece of writing on the influence of postmodernism on the humanities: https://areomagazine.com/2017/03/27/how-french-intellectuals-ruined-the-west-postmodernism-and-its-impact-explained/ We see in Lyotard an explicit epistemic relativity (belief in personal or culturally specific t...

All this talk about westerns but no one mentioned The man who killed Liberty Valance (my favorite), The sons of Kathy Elder, Rio Bravo, True Grit or The Shootist. Have any of you heard about a guy named Marion Morrison? AKA John Wayne. Pit, im almost offended. I can only assume no one's mentioned t...

I think we should stop calling the regressive left 'SJWs'. We should call them 'Trump Enablers' at every opportunity. Because that's what they are, and are going to be to an increasing extent. As far as the antifa are concerned, this is just the SJW, I mean, Trump Enablers' version of the SA. At th...

Now that the US and Oz are on the verge of war, the local paper is asking "Trunbull, Trumbull.. is there any greater insult to Malcolm?" Well there was, and he took it like a man. Back in the early 70s Turnbull started his political career in student politics (as a Labour man), and started smoozing ...

While I'm shitposting anyway, Merry Pitmas to all.... Thanks to the FT for keeping this place up and running and to all the shoopers for their sterling work poking fun at various puffed up SJW toads. Gladdens my heart it does. And thanks to the rest of you mugs for the humour and the sanity. Well, h...

Seems like the SPLC deserves its award even more than we knew: http://nypost.com/2016/12/05/report-buried-trump-related-hate-crimes-against-white-kids/ I think there's every reason to attribute a significant rise in bigotry in children to the rise in identity politics as there is in race baiting by...

Hunt wrote:
AnonymousCowherd wrote:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NLwdaybiEQM/V ... 00x314.jpg

To coin a phrase... I frothed.
Another way to put it is you have the same sexual preference as Jabba the Hutt and Salacious B Crumb.

(/bonerkill)

I can't hear you....

Kirbmarc wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:Oddly enough the Labour rank and file wont have it any other way. They don't want a Tory lite leader. This includes two of my brothers and most of Liverpool. I as a Tory voter totally support their stance. :dance:
Uh. I thought you were American.

No, clearly just an Everton supporter.

Lsuoma wrote:
MacGruberKnows wrote:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NLwdaybiEQM/V ... 00x314.jpg

Pulchritude. There will be a good coconut harvest.
I see a couple of major league yabbos!

To coin a phrase... I frothed.

Anyways, quick change of subject - this article has been doing the rounds recently, and it is bloody fascinating: http://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2016/12/movie-doesn-t-exist-and-redditors-who-think-it-does Any pitter who have distinct memories of this movie which never existed? It...

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http://i.imgur.com/8O1ccbv.jpg She needs to find a more friendly camera lens. The fisheye is most unflattering, makes her look like a gormless big-nosed freak with nothing behind the eyes... :think: CH20, that... is not... a fish-eye lens. Oh, I dunno. It captured those dead fish eyes pretty well.

I'm beginning to feel like the Midnight Marauder of the Slymepit.

feathers wrote:
Service Dog wrote:Any language police wanting to change words to remove gender-- need to start with the word "feminism", or go fuck themselves.
"Genderism" it is, then.

Gender. As in gens. As in gent. More shit lordery!

English is one of the least gendered languages there is. Fuck knows what'll happen in France or Germany when the SJWs start arguing what pronouns to ascribe to tables or bridges That's one of the reasons why I'm OK with _a_ non gendered pronoun. My understanding isn't English was once as gendered a...

Brive1987 wrote:Probably going to unsuccessfully flirt with with Baxter before slashing Stollie, leaving their pride and joy bubbling on the cooktop.

Then back to the waves.

If it comes to slashing, I'd put money on Stollie (no, not you Fred).

Caine.has some advice on her blog for Trump voters: Fuck every single godsdamned person who voted for Trump – you voted for a xenophobic, homophobic bigot, a rapist, a sexual predator, a con man, an open fraud, a sociopath, an ignorant asspimple who will hasten the death of the very planet which gi...

If you're not willing to try to win the working class vote, then Dems lose for the forseeable future. Period. If you stupid fucks at FTB want to wallow in misery and bitch about how everyone not on your side should just go fuck themselves, then get used to losing. YOU are the millstone around the n...

Brive1987 wrote:Mark Latham is killing it on Sky railing against identity politics.

He just stole Spike13's "public housing" joke - to great amusement. Maybe he's a 'pitter?

I could wipe my ass with lemon-coated sandpaper for a week and it wouldn't hurt as much as Peez's does right now. Get bent,white devil. I like that someone on his "whisky" thread admits to drinking Yellow Tail Cab Sav. If that's the Oz one, it' the sort of plonk that would be called a "two buck chu...

O, and there is a fix for the polls. Eg "in Soviet Russia, the polls answer you". Or, as we do here in Oz, we make some polls compulsory, including "the only polls that matter".

One thing is sure: the way people manager political polls needs to ne heavily revised. Trump won states like Michigan, where Clinton had a consistent 5-7% advantage in most polls. Something was clearly wrong. There is a very high refusal rate for most polls (two thirds of those contacted is not unu...

PZ: The American political system was not designed to support a representative democracy — it’s a shell game to prop up oligarchs, in a way grossly distorted by 18th century slavery. It is a terrible system that is primed to be gamed, and produce contests like the current churning pit of slime. It ...

My lefty facebook friends are throwing themselves about and sobbing and claiming everyone's racist and misogynist and whatever. Fuckin' loving that salt I'm sure that narrative will be all over the place in the washups. I saw one US commentator already trying to push the BLM agenda as something Tru...

Brive1987 wrote:I see Australia rules in the attendance stakes.

That's coz the Septics are either drunk, or under their doonas.

Tell us, pundits, will this end well? I have to laugh at the Republicans, who couldn't stand Trump (apparently), now crowing about how it's a win for Republicanism after all. As someone from Trump's entourage said on the US networks "no-one knows what Trump will do now", so why is anyone one happy/s...

And Phil, glad you are safe.

Our beloved Nice...we had booked to be there and had to cancel. Both sad, and angry at these shitheads.

Wholly crap FT. Look after yourself. By which I mean, your lifestyle is about to change, possibly radically.
We need our fearless leader around here.

Yes, it's all about us. <\FTB>

http://i.imgur.com/bQGaGuK.jpg Btw, he is holding an SM57 which is a instrument mic. That annoys the fuck out of me everytime I see it. Lots of folks use a 57 for just about anything, even vocals eg Tom Petty used to use one for quite a while. Despite the 57 and 58 being almost identical, there see...

I'm rolling on the floor laughing about people arguing against what I'm saying about the need for more love, with an example of a Nazi villain using love as his excuse. They also used science as their excuse. Is anyone claiming that we don't need science? He wasn't a Nazi. He was a committed East G...

Hey! Ha, I just noticed the Mielke quote in your sig. He's a fascinating person. A complete authoritarian bastard who actually believed some of his bullshit. He was far from the only one. Even in the seventies, I knew some serious Maoists who were absolutely great folks until it came to the need fo...

Keating wrote:http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/758435 ... 00x467.jpg

#BlueLivesMatter

Love how the "art" is about the water near the town it is taking place in. So much more, um, obvious than just having people there - 60-80% water themselves, whatever colour they are.

It seems clear that some people disagree with me about more love being part of what is needed, to stop all the cruelty, treachery, corruption and violence, including what's happening in the name of feminism and social justice. Now I'm wondering if there's anyone who agrees with me. Is there? What i...

It seems clear that some people disagree with me about more love being part of what is needed, to stop all the cruelty, treachery, corruption and violence, including what's happening in the name of feminism and social justice. Now I'm wondering if there's anyone who agrees with me. Is there? What i...

Some articles re. statistics re. police killings: https://www.themarshallproject.org/2016/02/08/black-and-unarmed-behind-the-numbers#.3dkJH2vwq http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-myths-of-black-lives-matter-1455235686 http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/21/police-kill-more-whites-than-blacks-...

Interesting study on racial bias in police shootings. From the abstract: The results provide evidence of a significant bias in the killing of unarmed black Americans relative to unarmed white Americans, in that the probability of being {black, unarmed, and shot by police} is about 3.49 times the pr...

AnonymousCowherd wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
AnonymousCowherd wrote: It might even have been that the grandparent had to be male?
No.
You're certainly right now, but when I applied bout twenty years ago it might have been different.

Or, more likely, I was drunk.

"About". Shit. Maybe I'm drunk now.

Gurgle.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
AnonymousCowherd wrote: It might even have been that the grandparent had to be male?
No.

You're certainly right now, but when I applied bout twenty years ago it might have been different.

Or, more likely, I was drunk.

Brive1987 wrote:Mohole? Hohole?

Is it a reference the old project to drill into the Mohorovičić discontinuity? Is, he's showing his age. I only dimly remember it because they nicknamed the drill the Mohoholer.

Yes life was drab in the 60s. It failed, too.

If there's anyone on here with an Irish Grandparent, I think * you may be able to retain your EU citizenship by applying for Irish citizenship https://www.dfa.ie/passports-citizenship/citizenship/born-abroad/registering-a-foreign-birth/# * I have absolutely no fucking idea I'm fairly sure the grand...

If there's anyone on here with an Irish Grandparent, I think * you may be able to retain your EU citizenship by applying for Irish citizenship https://www.dfa.ie/passports-citizenship/citizenship/born-abroad/registering-a-foreign-birth/# * I have absolutely no fucking idea I'm fairly sure the grand...

Brexit means we don't have to be cucked by Germans anymore. Go eat a sausage. :mrgreen: Not at all. You will just have to pay higher tariffs for all the cucking you will be asking us to do to you. (Does that even make sense? Gotta leave for the lake, office's fucking hot today) :obscene-smokingpimp...

If there's anyone on here with an Irish Grandparent, I think * you may be able to retain your EU citizenship by applying for Irish citizenship https://www.dfa.ie/passports-citizenship/citizenship/born-abroad/registering-a-foreign-birth/# * I have absolutely no fucking idea I'm fairly sure the grand...

No confidence motion against Corbyn submitted.

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