If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Shirley FTW!

Lot of cunts around. Speaking of which, what did happen to Scamkeesian?

Here's my version:

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If anyone is interested, that is Peyto Lake, taken from Bow Summit in Banff NP, AB.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyto_Lake

The toll in Sri Lanka has risen to more than 200 people dead, about 35+ of those being foreigners, and 500 injured. And now I read there's been another explosion. Still anticipating "solidarity" for affected Christians (they did target a church after all) but still no response from "true leader" Ja...

I took a butchers at the number plate on the car, and it's somewhere in Ragheadland.

What is the context for those fighting beach umbrellas?

Small world, innit?

Did you ever go to King Edward's Cinema? That was the hangout for the RHPS folks.

Soho! Now you've wandered off in a completely different direction. Oh well - not that I have any objection your seeing the de facto HQ of Private Eye, or Ronnie Scotts ,or even visiting the sites of other Establishments. It was considered naughty in those days, but the best places in Soho were the ...

Soho! Now you've wandered off in a completely different direction. Oh well - not that I have any objection your seeing the de facto HQ of Private Eye, or Ronnie Scotts ,or even visiting the sites of other Establishments. It was considered naughty in those days, but the best places in Soho were the ...

Has-been publicity whore Emma Thompson Emma Thompson is a discount Judy Dench. I'd still do Emma in a heartbeat. Dench, not on your life. Far better actress, too. In fact, we're having a Judy Dench performance for Easter Dinner. Adele is apparently available (if Jen McHorse is still spurning you...)

Has-been publicity whore Emma Thompson beats her breast saying "If I could fly cleanly, I would" after a trip that shat out tons of CO₂ so she could get her face in front of the hoi polloi.

Emma Thompson, publicity whore, flies from LA to London for a one-day trip to a climate-change protest, and tells people "I plant a lot of trees."

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ Soho!

Now you've wandered off in a completely different direction.

Oh well - not that I have any objection your seeing the de facto HQ of Private Eye, or Ronnie Scotts ,or even visiting the sites of other Establishments.

ISWYDT. Tragically, I was an only twin.

Bhurzum wrote: ↑ Here we go again.

Rants about "freedom fighters" and "valid civilian targets" in 3...2...1...

Hard border now!

Is that you, Melody?

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑ Risky chemical experiments?
I once used bleach AND toilet cleaner on a particularly smelly persistent poo , does that count?

There's only one thing you should never use on shit:

Ether absorbs water like crazy - from the air even, so the usual way to make it is to put lumps of metallic sodium in regular lab ether We did that in grammar school. Cut up little piece of elemental sodium. When you get to uni, all the cool kids use a sodium press to make wire: https://www.rotatio...

Oh, and another thing that's fun is an "ether flashover". Diethyl ether is very volatile. Diethyl ether vapor is heavier than air. Diethyl ether vapor is extremely flammable (or inflammable, take yer pick). If you're not careful the lab between the benches can fill with diethyl ether vapor without b...

When the flame eats through the plastic and releases the fuel under pressure...well, I'm sure you can imagine the hilarity. I've been hit on the side of the head by one of these "mini RPG" attacks (it's a common prank in Army bars) and can confirm that it's extremely amusing. Not as funny as the cl...

By the way, when Ubisoft made Assassin's Creed Unity, they took thousands of picture and video on the inside and outside of Notre Dame in order to make a virtually identical 3d rendering of the cathedral. They're now handing that material over to the people in charge of rebuilding. I think that's p...

:nin: :nin:

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑ Just. fuck. off

And the vast majority of books are printed on white paper.

When the flame eats through the plastic and releases the fuel under pressure...well, I'm sure you can imagine the hilarity. I've been hit on the side of the head by one of these "mini RPG" attacks (it's a common prank in Army bars) and can confirm that it's extremely amusing. Not as funny as the cl...

Fuck me, it's back!

Well, I was thinking of putting a captive bolt through its forehead, but it's perked up a recently, and so no changes planned at present...

Are you ever going to out yerself?

Full Qantas Boeing 737 Max starts its inevitable descent, and a young woman stands up and screams "We're all going to die, and I've never been with a man! Won't somebody help me feel like a real woman before I die?"

Brivo stands up, takes his strides of and throws them to her: "Wash these, y' bitch!"

Regarding Cherryh, those authors who write series with about 6,732,019 volumes don't do anything for me. They are, in my experience, the same stuff recycled over-and-over, even if there are different story arcs. The only authors I've read who have a modicum of success in this area are Robert "Uptown...

Light and Nova Swing ebooks checked out from my local library. Support your local library!

A man goes to the doctor with his wife because she's acting odd, and after a barrage of tests, the sawbones says "Well, it's either Alzheimer's or AIDS, and I can't tell which one." Bloke says "Well, iff you can't tell which one, what's your advice?" "Take her somewhere she's been before, and if she...

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Unless it's someone else that loses the eye.

There's a blood donor poster in the lifts at work right now that begins "Someone in the United States needs blood every two seconds."

I always add "Poor bastard!" when I see these.

Boy, that add takes me back - non-captive tabs on cans (but then again, I remember when you used to need a can opener to make the triangular holes). The free tabs were great for taking people's eyes out, though - snap off the ring and use the curved piece in the slot in the ring to launch it at some...

Q: Why does Canberra look like a uterus?
A: It's chock full o' cunts.

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Q: Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants? A: Chernobyl fallout. BTW, anyone here apart from me read Roadside Picnic by the Strugatskys? If not, you really need to do so. Trust me, it's marvelous. Yes. Seconded. The film of the book (Stalker), though interesting (for Tarkovskian values of intere...

I was looking at a picture of Macaroon at the fire, and he had a badly-burned woman standing right beside him - I hope they can smooth out the fire damage to the skin of her face...

FFS, the BBC hires illiterates - this sort of thing gets through far too often.

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑Fuck!

Well, at least you had 450 years longer than we did. Let's hope they can restore it - that was NEVER an option for St Paul's after 1666.

And, FFS, let's hope they don't put a Louvre-pyramidy structure in there somewhere...

It's looking more and more like this is going to end in complete destruction.

There is speculation that it was caused by renovation work, but I believe it was the Tereleptils...

Replies like that really get my back up.

Q: Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout.

BTW, anyone here apart from me read Roadside Picnic by the Strugatsky's?

If not, you really need to do so. Trust me, it's marvelous.

So I see ol' Shooty Shamima, now identified as an active policer of ISIS practices (though I don't know how well confirmed that is), is now getting legal aid for her attempt to scuttle back to the UK.

Bets on what her chances are?

Never mind - I just found out what it is...

http://gumbercules.com/ww1fa.mp4

Gah - reripping with English audio. I'll up it if anyone still needs it after Andrew's link. Let me know. Please. Also I may be able to hook you up with a copy of ' The Amazing Mr Blunden ' OK, it will be available at the same link in 20 mins. And that's about Edmund Blunden, count me in!

Gah - reripping with English audio. I'll up it if anyone still needs it after Andrew's link. Let me know.

Let me know when you've snagged it.

http://gumbercules.com/ww1fa.mp4

No such thing as a pussy pass, no siree!!!

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cov ... e-47914832

Stankeye wrote: ↑
TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ Fuck me, I love Wisconsin!

https://www.weau.com/content/news/Mothe ... 51811.html
46! That is a rough 46.

I think it was supposed to be 0x46.

Just watched this doco:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772381/

Like a lot produced recently, it's quite gee-whiz and wow, but very interesting. If anyone wants a copy, let me know and I'll sling it up. Give me a few days.

But who's Bob, and who's the bear.

I've got 'em both on ignore, so there's no way I can guess from their posts, and - thank Zog - nobody quotes them very much...

"The dog was not charged – police issued him a warning for the theft"

What did the coroner in Paris sing as he closed up the body bags?

Zip-a-de-Dodi,
Zip-a-de-Di

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars. Might I suggest you replace "retard" with another suitably descriptive word? Perhaps "waterhead" wo...

Nor has anyone tried to recruit me to such a position — I think it’s been clear to every responsible person on the internet or the atheist movement that maybe I’m a little too independent (or disorganized) much of a cunt to be a good choice to be given any power at all.

FTFH

Love the way the Morris Turdman get an ineffectual jab at the Pit in his second sentence. We really must have gotten under his exoskeleton. :-)

Yeah, that thread was a thing of beauty.

I was commenting on the OP.

Someone doesn't get Twatter.

Just re-reading some of the comments on that thread. I think that was where the Blessed St Godfrey of Elfwick began to bloom. He even hooked Aneris with his Poedom.

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