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by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Shirley FTW!
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lot of cunts around. Speaking of which, what did happen to Scamkeesian?
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here's my version:
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by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If anyone is interested, that is Peyto Lake, taken from Bow Summit in Banff NP, AB.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyto_Lake
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The toll in Sri Lanka has risen to more than 200 people dead, about 35+ of those being foreigners, and 500 injured. And now I read there's been another explosion. Still anticipating "solidarity" for affected Christians (they did target a church after all) but still no response from "true leader" Ja...
by Lsuoma
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I took a butchers at the number plate on the car, and it's somewhere in Ragheadland.
by Lsuoma
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What is the context for those fighting beach umbrellas?
by Lsuoma
Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Small world, innit?

Did you ever go to King Edward's Cinema? That was the hangout for the RHPS folks.
by Lsuoma
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Soho! Now you've wandered off in a completely different direction. Oh well - not that I have any objection your seeing the de facto HQ of Private Eye, or Ronnie Scotts ,or even visiting the sites of other Establishments. It was considered naughty in those days, but the best places in Soho were the ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Soho! Now you've wandered off in a completely different direction. Oh well - not that I have any objection your seeing the de facto HQ of Private Eye, or Ronnie Scotts ,or even visiting the sites of other Establishments. It was considered naughty in those days, but the best places in Soho were the ...
by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Has-been publicity whore Emma Thompson Emma Thompson is a discount Judy Dench. I'd still do Emma in a heartbeat. Dench, not on your life. Far better actress, too. In fact, we're having a Judy Dench performance for Easter Dinner. Adele is apparently available (if Jen McHorse is still spurning you...)
by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Has-been publicity whore Emma Thompson beats her breast saying "If I could fly cleanly, I would" after a trip that shat out tons of CO2 so she could get her face in front of the hoi polloi.

by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Emma Thompson, publicity whore, flies from LA to London for a one-day trip to a climate-change protest, and tells people "I plant a lot of trees."

by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: Soho!

Now you've wandered off in a completely different direction.

Oh well - not that I have any objection your seeing the de facto HQ of Private Eye, or Ronnie Scotts ,or even visiting the sites of other Establishments.
ISWYDT. Tragically, I was an only twin.
by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: Here we go again.



Rants about "freedom fighters" and "valid civilian targets" in 3...2...1...
Hard border now!
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Is that you, Melody?
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: Risky chemical experiments?
I once used bleach AND toilet cleaner on a particularly smelly persistent poo , does that count?
There's only one thing you should never use on shit:

by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Ether absorbs water like crazy - from the air even, so the usual way to make it is to put lumps of metallic sodium in regular lab ether We did that in grammar school. Cut up little piece of elemental sodium. When you get to uni, all the cool kids use a sodium press to make wire: https://www.rotatio...
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Oh, and another thing that's fun is an "ether flashover". Diethyl ether is very volatile. Diethyl ether vapor is heavier than air. Diethyl ether vapor is extremely flammable (or inflammable, take yer pick). If you're not careful the lab between the benches can fill with diethyl ether vapor without b...
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

When the flame eats through the plastic and releases the fuel under pressure...well, I'm sure you can imagine the hilarity. I've been hit on the side of the head by one of these "mini RPG" attacks (it's a common prank in Army bars) and can confirm that it's extremely amusing. Not as funny as the cl...
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

By the way, when Ubisoft made Assassin's Creed Unity, they took thousands of picture and video on the inside and outside of Notre Dame in order to make a virtually identical 3d rendering of the cathedral. They're now handing that material over to the people in charge of rebuilding. I think that's p...
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

:nin: :nin:
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: Just. fuck. off

And the vast majority of books are printed on white paper.
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

When the flame eats through the plastic and releases the fuel under pressure...well, I'm sure you can imagine the hilarity. I've been hit on the side of the head by one of these "mini RPG" attacks (it's a common prank in Army bars) and can confirm that it's extremely amusing. Not as funny as the cl...
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:04 am
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...
Replies: 66
Views: 1012

Re: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...

Fuck me, it's back!

Well, I was thinking of putting a captive bolt through its forehead, but it's perked up a recently, and so no changes planned at present...

Are you ever going to out yerself?
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Full Qantas Boeing 737 Max starts its inevitable descent, and a young woman stands up and screams "We're all going to die, and I've never been with a man! Won't somebody help me feel like a real woman before I die?"

Brivo stands up, takes his strides of and throws them to her: "Wash these, y' bitch!"
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Regarding Cherryh, those authors who write series with about 6,732,019 volumes don't do anything for me. They are, in my experience, the same stuff recycled over-and-over, even if there are different story arcs. The only authors I've read who have a modicum of success in this area are Robert "Uptown...
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Light and Nova Swing ebooks checked out from my local library. Support your local library!
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A man goes to the doctor with his wife because she's acting odd, and after a barrage of tests, the sawbones says "Well, it's either Alzheimer's or AIDS, and I can't tell which one." Bloke says "Well, iff you can't tell which one, what's your advice?" "Take her somewhere she's been before, and if she...
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Unless it's someone else that loses the eye.

There's a blood donor poster in the lifts at work right now that begins "Someone in the United States needs blood every two seconds."

I always add "Poor bastard!" when I see these.
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Boy, that add takes me back - non-captive tabs on cans (but then again, I remember when you used to need a can opener to make the triangular holes). The free tabs were great for taking people's eyes out, though - snap off the ring and use the curved piece in the slot in the ring to launch it at some...
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Q: Why does Canberra look like a uterus?
A: It's chock full o' cunts.
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by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Q: Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants? A: Chernobyl fallout. BTW, anyone here apart from me read Roadside Picnic by the Strugatskys? If not, you really need to do so. Trust me, it's marvelous. Yes. Seconded. The film of the book (Stalker), though interesting (for Tarkovskian values of intere...
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I was looking at a picture of Macaroon at the fire, and he had a badly-burned woman standing right beside him - I hope they can smooth out the fire damage to the skin of her face...
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

FFS, the BBC hires illiterates - this sort of thing gets through far too often.
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by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, at least you had 450 years longer than we did. Let's hope they can restore it - that was NEVER an option for St Paul's after 1666.

And, FFS, let's hope they don't put a Louvre-pyramidy structure in there somewhere...
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's looking more and more like this is going to end in complete destruction.
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

There is speculation that it was caused by renovation work, but I believe it was the Tereleptils...
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Replies like that really get my back up.
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Q: Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout.

BTW, anyone here apart from me read Roadside Picnic by the Strugatsky's?

If not, you really need to do so. Trust me, it's marvelous.
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So I see ol' Shooty Shamima, now identified as an active policer of ISIS practices (though I don't know how well confirmed that is), is now getting legal aid for her attempt to scuttle back to the UK.

Bets on what her chances are?
by Lsuoma
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Never mind - I just found out what it is...
by Lsuoma
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Gah - reripping with English audio. I'll up it if anyone still needs it after Andrew's link. Let me know. Please. Also I may be able to hook you up with a copy of ' The Amazing Mr Blunden ' OK, it will be available at the same link in 20 mins. And that's about Edmund Blunden, count me in!
by Lsuoma
Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Gah - reripping with English audio. I'll up it if anyone still needs it after Andrew's link. Let me know.
by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Let me know when you've snagged it.
by Lsuoma
Fri Apr 12, 2019 11:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Stankeye wrote:
46! That is a rough 46.
I think it was supposed to be 0x46.
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just watched this doco:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772381/

Like a lot produced recently, it's quite gee-whiz and wow, but very interesting. If anyone wants a copy, let me know and I'll sling it up. Give me a few days.
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Trump Dump!
Replies: 4074
Views: 49171

Re: The Trump Dump!

But who's Bob, and who's the bear.

I've got 'em both on ignore, so there's no way I can guess from their posts, and - thank Zog - nobody quotes them very much...
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

"The dog was not charged – police issued him a warning for the theft"
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What did the coroner in Paris sing as he closed up the body bags?

Zip-a-de-Dodi,
Zip-a-de-Di
by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars. Might I suggest you replace "retard" with another suitably descriptive word? Perhaps "waterhead" wo...
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Nor has anyone tried to recruit me to such a position — I think it’s been clear to every responsible person on the internet or the atheist movement that maybe I’m a little too independent (or disorganized) much of a cunt to be a good choice to be given any power at all.
FTFH
by Lsuoma
Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3873
Views: 48170

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Love the way the Morris Turdman get an ineffectual jab at the Pit in his second sentence. We really must have gotten under his exoskeleton. :-)
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:33 am
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...
Replies: 66
Views: 1012

Re: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...

Yeah, that thread was a thing of beauty.
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:27 am
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Trump Dump!
Replies: 4074
Views: 49171

Re: The Trump Dump!

I was commenting on the OP.
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Trump Dump!
Replies: 4074
Views: 49171

Re: The Trump Dump!

Someone doesn't get Twatter.
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...
Replies: 66
Views: 1012

Re: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...

Just re-reading some of the comments on that thread. I think that was where the Blessed St Godfrey of Elfwick began to bloom. He even hooked Aneris with his Poedom.