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by Lsuoma
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone here want to drop $75 on a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? https://canoe.com/entertainment/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow-selling-candle-that-smells-like-a-vagina All the nice girls like a candle All the nice girls like a wick Cause there's something about a candle That reminds ...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was fortunate to be in Berlin on the weekend the wall came down. I was doing consultancy for a pharma company (the FRD used to pay handsomely for gesellschaften to set up sites in Berlin). The feeling was unbelievable, and I don't believe I slept for about 36 hours when it was all happening. I ma...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was fortunate to be in Berlin on the weekend the wall came down. I was doing consultancy for a pharma company (the FRD used to pay handsomely for gesellschaften to set up sites in Berlin). The feeling was unbelievable, and I don't believe I slept for about 36 hours when it was all happening. I man...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Someone mentioned The Graduate above, and implied a boner for Anne Bancroft. But did people know she was married to Mel Brooks?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Guess you'd better watch out as potential target for Iranian missiles/militants/terrorists. I may need a portmanteau word for that as it will be needed frequently. Will "missantists" do" Probably not, as it doesn't seem to evoke any meaning for me as I roll it around in my mouth. Too tinny, if you ...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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O Freude! I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock! Oh, so they have those in pediatric sizes? No, they're diverting some engineering team from Saudi Aramco to build a Lsuoma-size device. One of the potential side effects of this treatmen...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!

by Lsuoma
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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TMcG is better in bite-sized chunks - that just grated for me. But thanks for posting.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Almost as good as the looks on Shady Brady's and Bill Belicheat's faces on Saturday :-)
by Lsuoma
Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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That was fucking AWESOME!!!!!
by Lsuoma
Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Photographic essay on the fires in Narooma.

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/phot ... res-2020-1
by Lsuoma
Thu Jan 02, 2020 6:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The word.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzo - what do you think of this? https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-50966542 Social media addicts, gym junkies and binge drinkers are all being targeted in the Army's latest recruitment drive. Posters and adverts in the campaign claim members of the armed forces enjoy a "lasting confidence" as opposed t...
by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I learned about the Bonzos from Urban Spacemen

One of the other talents Neil Innes had was writing Beatles songs - see anything by The Rutles, e.g.,

by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Neil Innes is dead.
by Lsuoma
Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The only wargame worth playing is Panzer Pranks.
by Lsuoma
Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

"the word".
by Lsuoma
Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The vid was from 1974. It was a chat show excerpt, and had Sly Stone and Mohamed Ali arguing about racism, black power, etc., etc. Was the sort of thing that would never get shown on TV now - too many snowflakes to be triggered. It was a genuine, open discussion of racism, slavery, reparations, etc....
by Lsuoma
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oops! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxrHEGNu6o4 But Fork Handles is worth watching, anyway. Wow! Can you imagine that type of conversation happening today without everyone getting triggered? Also, in 1974 all we had in the USA were three networks + PBS, so more programs had multiple views. Sorry ...
by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oops!



But Fork Handles is worth watching, anyway.
by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Found this on Naked Capitalism - start at 32:11 for the fun.



Happy Cuntmas, everyone!!
by Lsuoma
Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Martin Peters has died at 76.

"They think it's all over - it is now!"
by Lsuoma
Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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What a collection of deplorables!
by Lsuoma
Thu Dec 19, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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GenerallyFading wrote: [ . . . ]Professor Tim Noakes [ . . . ]
Any relation to Alfie?
by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: This is a year old, but I'm fast falling in love with this adult human female:

Yep, she's going on the Lsuoma Hottie list. Smart AND attractive.
by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote: Ah, you just like women doing your DRE...
Last time was done by Erik Torgerson, MD - a 2m tall blond Swede bloke, and no, it wasn't as much fun as when Kaitlin did it :-(

BTW, Jess Phillips shows yet again what a complete utter cunt she is.

by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I have chosen nurse/practitioners for my primary care provider in the US for about a dozen years now - they are SO much more personable and empathetic that the MDs I have seen in the past.
by Lsuoma
Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Among other "'splains", my sister and dad assured me that my concerns about the radicalization of academia was way overblown. Here, Lsuosma's GF outlines the true extent of the rot:

https://www.city-journal.org/social-justice-ideology
Yah, Jot Heather!!
by Lsuoma
Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BBC polls predicting a majority of >80 for Bojo.
by Lsuoma
Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Article at WEIT about article in Independent that may or may not be by Titania. As shocking as it sounds Sorrell-Till has never found Titania the least bit funny. https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/12/11/titania-mcgrath-pwns-the-independent/ That's a great indicator of someone to avoid a...
by Lsuoma
Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone else going to be popcorning as the results come in?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
by Lsuoma
Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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For those of you who think that Time's "Person of the Year" dun it all by herself...

http://www.wrongkindofgreen.org/2019/01 ... l-complex/
by Lsuoma
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In case you were wondering how corrupt the dems are.

by Lsuoma
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BTW, what I'd REALLY like, and may buy if I can find a good one when I retire (2-3 years) is a Dragon.
by Lsuoma
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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'Heavens! shall I ever forget those boys! A perfect murrain of them infests Holland; they seem to have nothing in the world to do but throw stones and mud at foreign yachts.' 'They want a Herod, with some statesmanlike views on infanticide.' The Riddle of the Sands - Erskine Childers, 1903 A wonder...
by Lsuoma
Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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'Heavens! shall I ever forget those boys! A perfect murrain of them infests Holland; they seem to have nothing in the world to do but throw stones and mud at foreign yachts.'

'They want a Herod, with some statesmanlike views on infanticide.'
The Riddle of the Sands - Erskine Childers, 1903
by Lsuoma
Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Account suspended...
by Lsuoma
Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of the citizens that were subduing the London Bridge attacker used a Narwhal tusk. https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/30/bystander-chases-london-bridge-terrorist-5-foot-narwhal-tusk-11244521/ The only way to stop a bad guy with a knife is a good guy with a Narwhal tusk. :rimshot: https://www.youtube.c...
by Lsuoma
Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, The Commander was doing a bit of research on the Suffragette movement. But I got distracted by the Surfrajettes, instead. 8-) BLOOP That was complete shite. If they didn't look the way they do, they would have been booed off. I'd still like to kick in any one of their back doors, but musicians,...
by Lsuoma
Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Father of a mong says more people should have mong babies, so mongs can be more accepted in society and get better access to all the special services mongs need. Oh, and also people should stop calling mongs epithets like "mong". https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/choosing-down-syndrome/ Sounds lik...
by Lsuoma
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Father of a mong says more people should have mong babies, so mongs can be more accepted in society and get better access to all the special services mongs need. Oh, and also people should stop calling mongs epithets like "mong". https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/choosing-down-syndrome/ Sounds lik...
by Lsuoma
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Let me know when those films fill 10% of the 100 Top Films spots.

G' night

Rip van Wankel
by Lsuoma
Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, the front wheels are criticising Corbyn for anti-semitism, and the goat fuckers are accusing Tories of islamophobia. What a crack, eh? Elsewhere, it is apparently racist for a black police officer to be convicted of having child pr0n0graphay on her phone (which she admits she had). I posted tha...
by Lsuoma
Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, the front wheels are criticising Corbyn for anti-semitism, and the goat fuckers are accusing Tories of islamophobia.

What a crack, eh?
by Lsuoma
Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Met Superintendent convicted of possessing child abuse video sent by social worker sibling. 200 hours community service. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-50558756 She's black, too. Anyone else think someone would get such a light sentence if they didn't hit all three marks (black, woman, c...
by Lsuoma
Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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There is a school of thought that says that poetry needs to be read out loud to be fully appreciated... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDJwycpIfRQ 'The Mad Gardner's Song' or 'This Be The Verse' or 'The Hunting of the Snark' or even something by Robbie Burns (if Scotch doggerel qualifies) - are th...
by Lsuoma
Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Looks like SCOTUS may get another neocon/neolib - Ginsburg is in hospital with chills.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50534140
by Lsuoma
Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Arithmetic on the Frontier is also very good indeed. A GREAT and glorious thing it is To learn, for seven years or so, The Lord knows what of that and this, Ere reckoned fit to face the foe - The flying bullet down the Pass, That whistles clear: "All flesh is grass." Three hundred pounds per annum ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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fuzzy wrote: The lesson I've learned over the last decade from the atheist 'community' is that I'd rather hang around a roomful of Baptists. At least a few of them will have open minds.
In general, I have nothing against Baptists, but I don't think they hold them under long enough.
by Lsuoma
Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Regarding oikophobia, just a bit of humor to leaven the mood. I was listening to Flanders and Swann last night, and Michael Flanders pointed out the Greek is the only language where they have the same word for stranger and guest, xenos. As in xenophobia, fear and hatred of guests.
by Lsuoma
Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I agree, sadly, with the above. Back when we were still having the Ol' Kirbo Walls o' Text about ethnonationalism I asserted that in my opinion Britain was gone. Events ever since have only reinforced that opinion. I'm glad I'm out.
by Lsuoma
Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Billary "under enormous pressure" to run in 2020:



Watch her go down even harder if she tries it. Perhaps the Dems might learn something?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
by Lsuoma
Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:13 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Catastrophic Fire Danger: "For your survival, leaving early is the only option. ... Homes are not designed to withstand fires in catastrophic conditions so you should leave early." Basically, run away, because there's FA chance of stopping a fire when it gets going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
by Lsuoma
Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:19 pm
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In re military memoirs: I may have mentioned these recommendations before, but even if I did, they bear repeating. The best book about WW1 flying is a novel by a Camel pilot who was actually there in 46 Sqdn, Victor Yeates. The book is Winged Victory , and there isn't really anything like it. Even ...
by Lsuoma
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:53 am
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Whole buncha Android users from a Huawei address. Blocked, and count will reduce soon.
by Lsuoma
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: 114 guests? Is the counter broken?
6 now. Your post must have scared them away.
Is there some site or forum somewhere that's suddenly linking to here?
Could be, or maybe some bot gone wrong.