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by Lsuoma
Thu Apr 09, 2020 7:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: T.

for Tiberius.
Except in "Where No Man Has Gone Before", in which there was a headstone with "James R Kirk" on it. Of course, that might have been for his younger, fitter, smarter brother James Ronaldinho Kirk.
by Lsuoma
Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Apparently Harry "Snapper" Organs has died: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-not ... e-52201667
by Lsuoma
Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93. I'd like to die the same way as Dave Lister - died at the age of 175 (if I remember correctly) after crashing his personal jet. His own fault, he was removing his girlfriend's bra with his teeth and lost control of the jet. Yup, th...
by Lsuoma
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My first wife worked on Ivermectin when she was at Merck, and we used to give it to our horsies too.
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: Here you can see the virus mutating in almost real time. Absolutely fascinating.

Just remember to wash your hands.
I've benn following that site for a couple of weeks now, and it's really interesting (I worked in biotech/bioinformatics for a few years, so I can understand a lot of it).
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fuck that shit, SD - trying to do ANYTHING on Dilaudid is a fucking AWESOME idea! Trust me... The first time I had shingles, round my waist, I was given sublingual buprenorphine to play with. Very pleasant, like being wrapped in warm cotton wool as you drift off to sleep. The second time, on my per...
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Fuck that shit, SD - trying to do ANYTHING on Dilaudid is a fucking AWESOME idea! Trust me...
by Lsuoma
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Thank you, Dear Leader, for reviving the Pit. So sorry about your accident. Were you about to perform in two plays, and took good luck wishes literally? Hot Potato, Orchestra Stalls Puck must make amends. My thighs now contain more titanium than an SR-71 Blackbird, but the breaks were clean and ful...
by Lsuoma
Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Avatars back.
by Lsuoma
Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I had to do a complete reinstall. Will be adding avatars and images back as I get around to it.
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10223
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can go for that!
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Not sure wha's broken yet. But when you submit, just refresh after the error.
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Not sure wha's broken yet. But when you submit, just refresh after the error.
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma Prediction:

1. Biden gets nomination.
2. Biden forgets his name.
3. DNC rules examined, found to allow them to substitute someone.
4. HRC is selected.
5. She gets fuck seven ways to Sunday.
6. Four more Trumpy years.
by Lsuoma
Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Arse buckets.
by Lsuoma
Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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These figures of Bloomberg allegedly jizzing hundreds of millions of dollars all over the metaphorical faces of ad agencies, in a cash bukkake, I just cannot comprehend. I simply can't see how it would be possible to spend that much on ads in a month or whatever. Really, how has he done it (if he i...
by Lsuoma
Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, fugger me - my employer has just announced that we have two cases of COVID-19 on the floor where I work. Floor has been evacuated (pretty sure whole building will be), and we have been advised to self-quarantine for 14 days...
by Lsuoma
Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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None of the goatfuckers who committed aggravated rape on young teenage girls got more than four years in chokey??

I visited Oulu in 1990 (only time I've been inside the Arctic circle) and did a sauna to snow session - fucking hell, it's amazing.
by Lsuoma
Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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free thoughtpolice wrote: Zvan took some time off from running an atheist org to have a twitter duel with David Silverman:
http://archive.is/5DK20
by Lsuoma
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yes, Carrierbag COULD have a threesome with Chipsahoy, even if nobody else was involved...
by Lsuoma
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm 9 minutes into this Carrier hatefest, and some thoughts already: 1) It's an embarrassing shitshow, tech from a technical point of view. Thibault (of course) fucked up the connectivity between their Zoon meeting and the YouTube livestream, so they have to desperately try to post a non-YT link fo...
by Lsuoma
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: It might have been better if Amy and Rebecca had got drunk and got their norks out.
Define "better" please :lol:
I'm always up for some jubblies that might be nice. Didn't ask for Svandenberg's or Chips Ahoy's, did I?
by Lsuoma
Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It might have been better if Amy and Rebecca had got drunk and got their norks out.
by Lsuoma
Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see "The Swinger of the Pale Pipe" is still completely fucking inept technically.

Jesus Fucking Glorx, what a bunch of fucking losers...
by Lsuoma
Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Went there just now, and it's been removed by the user.

:think: :think: :think:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/V5FO6hwxpuE
by Lsuoma
Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It seems like he had a good life, and it was time to go.

His only disappointment was likely having a complete cunt of a son.

;)
by Lsuoma
Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lauren Southern’s wedding and new baby pics. https://www.instagram.com/p/B76_b_QgoCu/?hl=en So Blonde in the Belly, Southern, Pettibone and Faith Goldy have all married in the past year and two have had children. #walkingthetalk Ron Dart on the beatitudes? Has anyone checked this shit out? Or is th...
by Lsuoma
Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Some dude with obvious mental health issues asks PZ to remove an embarrassing post from years ago. Although it would cost him nothing and even give him a chance to engage in his passion for virtue signalling ("I'm a vegetarian, really I am!"), PZ says no. Even some of the horde realize PZ is being ...
by Lsuoma
Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It's actually pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
by Lsuoma
Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The Unspeakable Vault has a go at wokeness:

https://www.goominet.com/uploads/tx_cen ... sjw_01.jpg
by Lsuoma
Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

RIP Holden, eh Brivo?
by Lsuoma
Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Whoa, Nellie!

by Lsuoma
Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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After reading up I tried to summarise IR and eventual T2D into Brive-speak. Less technical but is it accurate? So insulin normally tells cells to ‘open’ and accept necessary energy/cell fuel from blood glucose. But, the onset of insulin resistance makes the cells resistant to insulin’s efforts and ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Tell us how metformin works?
by Lsuoma
Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, police trying to go hot and heavy on someone expressing an opinion on Twatter get a smack down in the courts. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-51501202 Ex-cozzer makes a humorous comment ("I was assigned mammal at birth, but my orientation is fish. Don't mis-species me."), tranni...
by Lsuoma
Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sorry to hear about your bro, Phil.
by Lsuoma
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sorry Phil.

Here's something to cheer up Brive, though...

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2020/0 ... melbourne/
by Lsuoma
Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah, I guess Pie thought he'd run his course.

I know it's too late now, but I would have loved to see a Brexit "The Thick of It."
by Lsuoma
Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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He never went away, anyway.
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by Lsuoma
Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Kirb needs some loving. It’d be a pity not to read a WOW come Trump’s re-election. I check his Twitter postings at least weekly since he left, as I always found him an interesting thinker. Of course, Twitter cuts his prolixity off at the knees, and I always assumed it greatly enhanced his productiv...
by Lsuoma
Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Inconentia Buttox.
by Lsuoma
Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Some people are a little bit too sensitive: https://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/n-s-court-says-man-s-rights-not-infringed-when-grabher-licence-plate-was-revoked-1.4792055 Judge Jamieson says it isn't about the surname being offensive, but the complaint was about the name, Grabher, and how that was offensiv...
by Lsuoma
Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Teacher suspended after casting children of color as slaves: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51308746 :lol: :lol: :lol: This was in Connecticut. I was expecting something more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U (That makes me cry with laughter pretty much every time!)
by Lsuoma
Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Careful using that "n" word, now!!
by Lsuoma
Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I looked but couldn't find anything. I was interested to see how major/minor/imaginary they were, and also how recent. Couldn't find a damn' thing.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The WokePolice claims another scalp:

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51300799

Fuck 'em.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Shagging Matilda, fucking nearly killed 'er.
Who'll come a-shagging Matilda with me?
And I whipped it in, whipped it out,
Wiped it on her petticoat.
Who'll come a-shagging Matilda with me?
by Lsuoma
Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BTW, I found out a guaranteed way to discover if dick-havers in a dress are really brave women or skeevy pervs. Transport them to the early pages of Philip Wylie's The Disappeance and see what happens next.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Joan of Arc WAS black (afterwards).
by Lsuoma
Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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On the plus side, Victoria Derbyshire has been cancelled.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Thank goodness all those cozzers are out policing thoughtcrime, even if it does mean that less than 8% of all crime reports lead to a charge:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51221054
by Lsuoma
Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Terry Jones! Fuck!
Yeah. Along with Graham Chapman he was my favourite Python. Then, in descending order, Gillian, Palin, Cleese, and Idle.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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New York Times endorses both Lizzie Warren and Amy Klobuchar, tacitly admitting that the Dem Party is really two incompatible parties at this point: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/01/19/opinion/amy-klobuchar-elizabeth-warren-nytimes-endorsement.html From the story: Senator Warren is a gif...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone here want to drop $75 on a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? https://canoe.com/entertainment/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow-selling-candle-that-smells-like-a-vagina All the nice girls like a candle All the nice girls like a wick Cause there's something about a candle That reminds ...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was fortunate to be in Berlin on the weekend the wall came down. I was doing consultancy for a pharma company (the FRD used to pay handsomely for gesellschaften to set up sites in Berlin). The feeling was unbelievable, and I don't believe I slept for about 36 hours when it was all happening. I ma...