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by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote:
Keating wrote: Whitepology
Well... I'm glad we finally sorted that out! REPARATIONS ACCOMPLISHED! Let us never speak of that past unpleasantness again. High five!
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, me and Mrs L are heading back to the UK on Weds, first time in five years for me. We land at LHR at 7.10 on Thursday, have a seven-hour layover (we'll pop into town), then hoots mon, it's off tae Inverness, where my sister and her husband run a hotel in the Cairngorms NP. Back to London for a ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Wasn't 'Thelma and Louise' a gender-switched 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' ?

(Well sort of).
You misunderstand - I want to see Gregor Fisher playing Lizzie Bennett from Pride and Prejudice.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, she does look like a man. An ugly, ugly man.

It's interesting that the Wokerati seem to be willing gratuitously to destroy every franchise to gratify their obsessions.

Next up, Rockia, Ramba, The Terminatrix.

Also, I want to see blokes start playing the lead in chick flicks.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Drunk-driver pussy pass judge...



...uses her pussy pass.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cov ... e-48909227
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see that every time I have a Jodrell I'll be abusing a world heritage sit, now.
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My uncle married a woman from Hungary - who got out with her family around 1956 (or just after). Her father fought in WWII, though he would not be considered an ally. In fact, in the non-modern sense he would properly be considered Nazi-adjacent. He was a really nice guy from my recollection. Towar...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I stand by my prediction that PZ will one day be arrested for running into Petsmart™ naked, standing in front of the fish tanks, and screaming over and over, "WHICH ONE IS ARIEL?!!"
I'm enjoying watching you engage the libtards chez Jerry, BTW.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We're a nation of piss-takers and this cretin is whining about a "tea drinking" taunt? Christ almighty... :evil: That may be true, but I've never seen a team that needs to be taken down a notch more. Hope they lose the final big time. Arrogant bitches. Real football starts again in five weeks so th...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: I shouldn't laugh :lol:

If she'd taken Jo Brand's advice, she probably wouldn't have had a problem.
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fucking Antifa. If they ever came up my way, we'd just shoot 'em. I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward. Also, when ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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What you say Bhurzo, is the Army fucked? youtube.com/watch?v=bvt5ksL0-Fw Well, as I've said here before: these adverts (and press reports featuring talking heads from the MOD) do not represent the reality of service life. If you join up today, are gay (or trans*) and expect it to be a wonderful wor...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Nah, this was Bhurzo's lot:

by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Please identify yourselves...

https://genderquiz.tk/
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Harrowing account of the infamous 1202 error during the Apollo 11 landing. I've known the story for a long time, but never realized how serious it was. https://www.wired.com/story/apollo-11-mission-out-of-control/ Also, mercifully free of bravely heroic unrecognized female software engineers (BHUFS...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah, you could be right. I got distracted by thinking about how sexy that parrot is...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Which, given how Number 6 got to the village, is a remarkably apposite word.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It is indeed a Mini Moke, and a pretty good rendition.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Miracleman was great, but for me the standout in British-crazed-superheroness was Grant Morrison's Zenith series. I liked it because it had a super-powered Tory minister who was actually sort of...a good guy. Ish. Pretty daring for the time (and even now), given that anything with the remotest whif...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 23, 2019 2:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fuck me, but those GE bulbs would have me in a murderous rage.

TP-Link - soft reset? On-off three times within 5 sec.
Hard reset? Five times within 10 sec.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see Rory "Huge Gob" Stewart is out, and the Floppy-Haired Buffoon's vote increased by more than Stewart lost. As said earlier "Some people are on the pitch. They think it's all over."

Just need to wait for the final "sentence". (SWIDT??
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Shurely, goddamit!!!
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fiery crosses, shurley???
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by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BBC will no longer commission work from comedy teams that have no women writers. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48668652 :roll: :roll: :roll: Monty Python: no women writers. Young Ones: no women writers. Goon Show: no women writers. But, I mean, it's not like they were cultural touchst...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BBC will no longer commission work from comedy teams that have no women writers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48668652

:roll: :roll: :roll:
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It's not a beanie, it's a knit cap.

But yes, with the chrome dome he looks forty years older.

What he needs is the POSPOTUS-approved Shredded Wheat Syrup.
by Lsuoma
Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Perhaps even squamous.

I try to be a little less judgemental of the degeneracy of others than some.

The sea calls to us all.
Rugose too?
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In the meantime I've paid $$$ to Bitchute for membership.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sulman wrote: I'm not especially fond of Sargon or JP but holy fuck is that Guardian article salty.
I like the way it said Sargo "speculated about raping Jess Philips".
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Actually, the jury awarded $33MM, but the cap is normally twice compensatory in OH, though that can be overriden.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Smackdown in Ohio - Oberlin gets hit with maximum $22MM punitive damages!!

:burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn:
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The FT approves.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I bet a female North Korean soldier could crush coconuts with her thighs. :P I'd rather place my nuts between the thighs of a certain IDF officer... https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/935962412028760072/LqN7bQnT.jpg I'm telling you, one day she will be mine...oh yes! :P Look at the button, Bhurzo...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:22 pm
shoutinghorse wrote: Jesus fucking wept .. :shock:




night all.
Is this the belly dancing that BoxNDox was talking about?
WhereTF did the lens end up??

Or rather, up what did the lens end?
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MM was so sexy in this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-OEhboorDI Plus the Greyscale Minstrels! And Roy Kinnear! Strange to think that the B&W minstrels lasted on TV up until 1978. One of the most popular shows ever. Stage show seen by more people than any other ever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MM was so sexy in this.



Plus the Greyscale Minstrels!
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Attacked on their way to a performance of their play? Wonder how the play was doing? In need of a bit of publicity, perhaps?

I now coin a new term for suffering something like this: it's called being "Jussied".
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Do you all have concealed carry in the UK? 61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg Not saying it is faked, but that picture does not look to me contemporaneous with the attacks as reported. Apparently a couple more carpet munchers have been beaten up FOR kissing: https://www.bbc.com/new...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Also, the defense has not already indicated an appeal. My hope is that the attorneys for Oberlin are saying something like "Are you fucking crazy? We told you you'd lose and why. We were right, but you stupid fuckers persisted and got F'd in the A, Mike-Tyson style. Don't appeal - you can only make ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Also just noticed that this is statutory - let's hope punitive triples it to $33MM.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Been following the Oberlin shitshow, but hadn't seen this yet. This makes me VERY happy. The fact that it's a jury verdict is even better, and I so hope it doesn't get reduced on appeal. Given the tin ear that the defense has demonstrated, I doubt it will.

Huzzah for the common man!
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, apparently Twitch have banned a bunch of streamers for uttering the word "naga" on-stream. For those unaware, in Hindu mythology, "naga" are snake/human hybrids: https://i.stack.imgur.com/QrSbp.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%81ga Various computer games feature the buggers, they're very ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?

61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg
Not saying it is faked, but that picture does not look to me contemporaneous with the attacks as reported.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote: For those who enjoy schadenfreude, I have shingles in my right S3 dermatome. Urethra, external genitalia, anus, perineum and buttock. Seriously double plus ungood. Thanks, CLL.
Are you weeping like Bhurzo's dick?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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With that picture of "Cautlin" Jenner, it should be celled UglyFacebook. I swear I am so fucking bored with these reality jugglers. Fuck every one of them in their transcunt with a pseudocock or whatever the fuck. They are a ridiculously small whiny minority who should work to boost their signal ove...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A counter-protest to 'Pride Month' is being organised. The promo-vid has already been removed from YouTube - but is available on Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/video/iZyPIwng5uRL/ Probably not the wisest move to announce the title your event as "Make America Straight Again", then immediately quo...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 12:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Apparently there appears to be a YouTube demonetizing night of the long knives occurring.
Got any more info, or are you just inferring from Ol' Sargo?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I heard that Jack "Chocolate Digestive" McVitie's dad came over on the Windrush. True - it's where he met his wife - Sandra "kit-kat" Smith (you get four fingers in her) but because she was a minger, he ended up with a bad dose of hobnob. :bjarte: I once got thrown out of a Marianne Faithfull (she ...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Been watching "Love They Neighbour" recently?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Doctor Who anthology drops writer over transgender remarks

SPINELESS PANDERING SNIPPED
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/ ... th-roberts
Fucking UK elites/authorities. Pathetic - you guys really, really need another revolution.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Reggie Kray murdered Jack(the Hat) McVitie down the local Evening Road which ran from the back of part of the estate- I can't remember where I was at the time since I would have been about 5. Why do people still always say Jack "The Hat" McVitie? Is that to distinguish him from Jack "Pink Tutu" McV...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: "Alright I'll have a bg of otters noses then, better make it two"
For some reason I've taken to saying "Packet of gravel" whenever I agree with something, and my wife has no idea what I'm on about. I hope she doesn't stone me...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: Arrested for bursting a balloon. :lol:

What a prick.
Relax, and enjoys your shoes.
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Change UK has lost six of its 11 MPs following a disappointing performance in last month's EU elections, when it failed to get a single MEP elected. The party announced that a new party leader, Anna Soubry, had been elected. She said she was "deeply disappointed" that Heidi Allen, Chuka Umunna, Sar...