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by Lsuoma
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Justin Trudeau in "brown"face photograph from 2001:


Let's see the leftie-luvvies explain THIS away!
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Does anyone else have the particular problem of knowing people who keep you on the phone way the fuck too long? There should be a name for it. It also doesn't help by having a land line and other people in the house who think the phone MUST BE ANSWERED NO MATTER WHAT. Otherwise I would always let i...
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Did you know long an owl's legs are?

https://i.redd.it/bty2619ib0h31.jpg
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Does Coyne read here? Ever since it was pointed out that the readers' section was all older white men, there has been more diversity...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Crap: I guessed either Osama-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani or Patrick O'Leary.

Feck!
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Long-term, it sounds like anti-depressants might be of great value for your wife. But as Screwtape, Lsuoma and others have mentioned, SSRIs can initially increase the likelihood of a suicide attempt. So, it might be better were she under professional supervision. Sorry, man, this sucks beyond belie...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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That Carlson video appears to be gone now. Summary? Still there when I just checked. Lefties are praising Walmart for ending sales of ammo (actually letting existing stocks on shelves sell out), forgetting their longstanding demonizing of Walmart. Carlson slams them for their hypocrisy, then goes o...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110488

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That Carlson video appears to be gone now. Summary?
by Lsuoma
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

mordacious1 wrote: On the other hand, they’re more interesting than Zebra Fish:
"Tamandua? What does that mean in Venezuelan?"
"Eater of ants."

:clap: :clap: :clap:
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So what do the Brits think of Bojo's move? Which Brits? I know what the collection of old white geezers and comfy academics at WEIT think: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/08/29/the-constitutional-crisis-matthew-cobbs-report-from-britain/#comments . The world is going to end when the U...
by Lsuoma
Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 110488

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So what do the Brits think of Bojo's move?
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110488

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

For the fnords?
by Lsuoma
Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Screwy, what drugs did you have before? Chlorambucil or Melphalan? Or are those no longer used in humans?

(PS - good luck: fuck cancer!)
by Lsuoma
Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Ooh. David Koch is dead.
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, he certainly doesn't know how to spell Doctorow's first name - it's Cory, not Corey.
by Lsuoma
Wed Aug 21, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I usually find Piers Morgan grating, but he nails it here: Piers Morgan: Populism Is Rising Because Liberals Have Become Unbearable There's a bit of a feedback loop going on, and it's a race to the bottom rather than a virtuous cycle. One of the more convincing explanations of the economic roots of...
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Also hard if they are guilty.
by Lsuoma
Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Oh, my! Woke network promoting Islam run by UK Gummint!!!

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/reve ... -programme
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That doesn't look like Barry White!!
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Those were jokes? I thought they were snippets of the Orbit's comment section.
There's one there that was quite witty, even if not super side-splitting:
I'm living the American dream, which since 2016 has been NOT being in America.
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 110488

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NIZvyESUB8 They need a binary tree structure to keep track of where they are in their stack of rules and interjections. I'd hate to see them discussing the catering. One of our CS lecturers at Bristol Uni used footage of a Roberts Rules-run meeting to show us how a ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:09 am
She looks like a middle aged Titania McGrath.
I really tried to like the book, but it's too wordy, and her writing style is shitty.
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A lot of this criticism seems to be based on pure ignorance. Is there not one amougst us that has had their balls waxed? Will anyone testicle...er...testify to that? - When I was young and an avid cyclist there was a period where I used to use depilatory cream on my legs. One day while letting the ...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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All you European cunts... I have two words for you ..... "air conditioning"! (too bad your electricity rates are so fucking high) At least in Germany they are afraid they might feel a draft: https://aroundthewherever.blogspot.com/2013/08/why-germans-dont-like-air-conditioning.html I had the opportu...
by Lsuoma
Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ho-lee-fork! https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1154410492938661889 If my kids were dragged along to something like that, I'd be boxing some fuckers ears. How is this not child abuse? Shame it's always the munters and bush-pigs that get their kit off - a couple of the others would likely elic...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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R.I.P. I enjoyed his work in all the usual chocies - Blade Runner, The Hitcher, Ladyhawk etc - but also latter efforts like 'Confessions of a Dangerous Mind'. Ah well, 75 is not too bad - marginally better than the promised 3 Score & 10 anyway. He was also good in the HBO movie Fatherland, which ha...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Nice one, Ivanova!
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote:
Keating wrote: Whitepology
Well... I'm glad we finally sorted that out! REPARATIONS ACCOMPLISHED! Let us never speak of that past unpleasantness again. High five!
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, me and Mrs L are heading back to the UK on Weds, first time in five years for me. We land at LHR at 7.10 on Thursday, have a seven-hour layover (we'll pop into town), then hoots mon, it's off tae Inverness, where my sister and her husband run a hotel in the Cairngorms NP. Back to London for a ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Wasn't 'Thelma and Louise' a gender-switched 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' ?

(Well sort of).
You misunderstand - I want to see Gregor Fisher playing Lizzie Bennett from Pride and Prejudice.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, she does look like a man. An ugly, ugly man.

It's interesting that the Wokerati seem to be willing gratuitously to destroy every franchise to gratify their obsessions.

Next up, Rockia, Ramba, The Terminatrix.

Also, I want to see blokes start playing the lead in chick flicks.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Drunk-driver pussy pass judge...



...uses her pussy pass.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cov ... e-48909227
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see that every time I have a Jodrell I'll be abusing a world heritage sit, now.
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My uncle married a woman from Hungary - who got out with her family around 1956 (or just after). Her father fought in WWII, though he would not be considered an ally. In fact, in the non-modern sense he would properly be considered Nazi-adjacent. He was a really nice guy from my recollection. Towar...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I stand by my prediction that PZ will one day be arrested for running into Petsmart™ naked, standing in front of the fish tanks, and screaming over and over, "WHICH ONE IS ARIEL?!!"
I'm enjoying watching you engage the libtards chez Jerry, BTW.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We're a nation of piss-takers and this cretin is whining about a "tea drinking" taunt? Christ almighty... :evil: That may be true, but I've never seen a team that needs to be taken down a notch more. Hope they lose the final big time. Arrogant bitches. Real football starts again in five weeks so th...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: I shouldn't laugh :lol:

If she'd taken Jo Brand's advice, she probably wouldn't have had a problem.
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fucking Antifa. If they ever came up my way, we'd just shoot 'em. I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward. Also, when ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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What you say Bhurzo, is the Army fucked? youtube.com/watch?v=bvt5ksL0-Fw Well, as I've said here before: these adverts (and press reports featuring talking heads from the MOD) do not represent the reality of service life. If you join up today, are gay (or trans*) and expect it to be a wonderful wor...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Nah, this was Bhurzo's lot:

by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Please identify yourselves...

https://genderquiz.tk/
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Harrowing account of the infamous 1202 error during the Apollo 11 landing. I've known the story for a long time, but never realized how serious it was. https://www.wired.com/story/apollo-11-mission-out-of-control/ Also, mercifully free of bravely heroic unrecognized female software engineers (BHUFS...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah, you could be right. I got distracted by thinking about how sexy that parrot is...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Which, given how Number 6 got to the village, is a remarkably apposite word.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It is indeed a Mini Moke, and a pretty good rendition.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Miracleman was great, but for me the standout in British-crazed-superheroness was Grant Morrison's Zenith series. I liked it because it had a super-powered Tory minister who was actually sort of...a good guy. Ish. Pretty daring for the time (and even now), given that anything with the remotest whif...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 23, 2019 2:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fuck me, but those GE bulbs would have me in a murderous rage.

TP-Link - soft reset? On-off three times within 5 sec.
Hard reset? Five times within 10 sec.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see Rory "Huge Gob" Stewart is out, and the Floppy-Haired Buffoon's vote increased by more than Stewart lost. As said earlier "Some people are on the pitch. They think it's all over."

Just need to wait for the final "sentence". (SWIDT??
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Shurely, goddamit!!!
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fiery crosses, shurley???
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by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BBC will no longer commission work from comedy teams that have no women writers. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48668652 :roll: :roll: :roll: Monty Python: no women writers. Young Ones: no women writers. Goon Show: no women writers. But, I mean, it's not like they were cultural touchst...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BBC will no longer commission work from comedy teams that have no women writers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48668652

:roll: :roll: :roll:
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It's not a beanie, it's a knit cap.

But yes, with the chrome dome he looks forty years older.

What he needs is the POSPOTUS-approved Shredded Wheat Syrup.