If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Who knew that Straya was made of 100% protein???

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-55133972

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I am heartily sick of all this. Quite obviously, you should have stuck with George III, as he would have seen you right. And talking of royalty, I was dismissive of the critics' complaints about season 4 of The Crown, but I have to admit it is complete fiction. Gone right off the rails. Utter lunac...

But the Abos will just call ACT to get the very best of everything, right?

"We'll tell the government it's a sacred site. Dead fucking easy!"

Just so Burzho has something to fap to.

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RIP Green Cross Man.

BTW dear FT ... Twatter tweets are no longer displaying. Is a special tag now needed? Twitter is blocking tweets from being shared. Even if you click on the link, it says "This tweet is not available to you", unless you reload the tweet TWO MORE times-- to see it. I recommend just cutting & pasting...

Nah. It was transported there from E Africa and given a bit of a buff.

"Die"go Mara"goner".

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
mordacious1 wrote: ↑
MarcusAu wrote: ↑ I hope everyone is not going to just leave that one hanging...
Like most men, he had better days before he tied the knot.
I see puns at the Pit are in full swing again.

That's not noose...

Looks like a candidate for an Ig Nobel:
https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-a ... ing-farts/

And here are the dangers of a high-carb diet:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-54992101

BBC snowflakes afraid of the words faggot and slut:

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-54999375

That's mild stuff. China is getting quite unhinged about Canada and Huawei: Canada better fits the definition of a state committing genocide, China says In the meantime, has anyone noticed there has been exactly zero news coming out of China about Covid-19? Yes, I was discussing that with Mrs L yes...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ I've heard that Corbyn has gone back into Labour.

His declaration of pronouns may have been misleading.

:rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot:

Now, THERE'S someone who'll give you e-licks!

That's sucky.

Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.

mordacious1 wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:53 am
This long time game show host died today...

Who is Alex Trebek?

Holy shit, Rick Wilson wrote about ETTD, and it looks like the Pit is being affected too! :angry-screaming: :happy-cheerleaderkid: :puke-huge: :scared-shocked: :text-freedom: :text-freedom: :text-freedom: :techie-pressanykey: :violence-rapidfire: :violence-pistoldouble: :violence-minigun: :violence-...

Lots of NaCl around...

Well, the Wolverines have broken for Biden. Wayne County (remember him) is doing him proud.

And it's looking like the Senate will stay R.

I'm starting to hear Dems making excuses...

Well, maybe I was wrong. Four more years of primally screaming, pussy-hatted, PTSD-affected TDS sufferers?

Calling it for Creepy Uncle Joe (did that at 4.45)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Elly5ngWMAE ... name=large
Outrage! That role should go to a polydactyl actress.

Exactly - we need many, many more extinct flying reptiles on our screen.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ My parents had this album. I didn't like the music, but the cover freaked me out.

mandrill_cover.jpg

I have a copy of that.

Yes, there are literally thousands of people who have taken a photograph of you nude.

Wasn't if mandatory for eikks to do this in the OT days?

BTW, does dead brother's wife mean wife of dead brother or dead wife of brother? Either way, I'll crack a fat!

Lindy West checks on the BMI of her upcoming lunch:

https://static.seattletimes.com/wp-cont ... 6x1024.jpg

The more we award our children consequence-free lives, the less opportunities they will have to learn. And it is just a bit ironic that "educators" haven't cottoned on to that. LOL, teachers in the US, and in California especially, have become completely radicalized. The CA state-approved curriculu...

What I've been trying to get across to people. The contrast between Obama and Trump is one of manner and presentation, generally not substance although there are some policy areas where one can certainly criticise Trump. Smoothness is mistaken for morality and virtuousness in general, but it papers...

What I've been trying to get across to people. The contrast between Obama and Trump is one of manner and presentation, generally not substance although there are some policy areas where one can certainly criticise Trump. Smoothness is mistaken for morality and virtuousness in general, but it papers...

Someone who works for me is in the TX National Guard. He's just received orders to deploy in case of election disruption and violence... I'm surprised it has taken so long for this to happen. Still, it has potential for good training value for the troops! This is the second time he deployed - the f...

Someone who works for me is in the TX National Guard. He's just received orders to deploy in case of election disruption and violence...

Instructions on how to disrupt society if Trump wins the election: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WtDZYQ7Q-PUhxhv8VuRVfeD7q3DSpthktlYD-nx4pSc/edit?link_id=9&can_id=17b52cd56b5ae77d0dcb874341a662b8&source=email-resources-for-folks-outside-the-dc-area-but-also-useful-for-dc-people&email_referrer...

Normally I don't go for quickie youtube science vids because you learn just enough to be utterly useless, but this one is so bizarre that I do. And it also answers a long term question I've always had but didn't realize. I flip a tennis racket now and then and always wondered why the damn things wa...

What I don't get is the attempted rehabilitation of president Bush who still seems like the worst president in recent history. I can't say I care one way or the other about Trump's shitposting, but he still seems significantly better than Bush and Obama. I'm too young to really remember Clinton. Ob...

https://indierevolver.files.wordpress.c ... 3/tick.jpg

John D wrote: ↑ I have a kind of deep dislike for Harris... She slept her way to the top and she is a whore that has nothing in mind except gaining power. A vile disgusting twat

I'm sure she has...

Service Dog wrote: ↑ the way to stay awake... Realize they are both rival alien shape shifters... Barely maintaining human form.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ 30 minutes into VP debate... It's entirely Trump on trial. No scrutiny of Biden.

That's news to me. Mainly because I slipped into catatonia early on.

Oh, and something for the Spunky Monkey:

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54436575

Johnny Nash, too.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-54444297

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ So I take it that everyone - including the people that will not be voting - have decided how they will be voting.

Write in for SARS-Cov-2, I think.

Bhurzum wrote: ↑
Keating wrote: ↑That's why we call you a Fascist Tit.
That and I refuse to call the bugger "Dear Leader" :bjarte:

Brassy, uncouth, henpecked meathead!!!

Coyne is a pompous self-aggrandizing a-hole. End of story. You just figured that out now? No.... I had this opinion about four years ago as well. Sounds about right. I am just a bit dis-heartened to see how easy it is to convince people of lies when the truth is so unambiguous and accessible. I did...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑

Hmmm. Who else do we know that calls themself Dr $FIRSTNAME $LASTNAME, PhD?

IME, it's the sign of someone desperate to boost their credibility.

Apparently Pelosi is still waiting for her results. I guess the screens don't work on formaldehyde.

I'm not even sure I believeTrump has tested +ve. The news about Hope Hicks came out pretty much immediately beforehand, as a bonne bouche for the Trump tweet. There is nothing I trust coming out of 1600 PA. For me, it's never trust, and verify if you can. I don't believe a cunning bastard outfit lik...

Ol' Trumpo is now saying he has no idea who the PBs are. :liar: :liar: :liar:

Curious to learn today that the Proud Boys have adopted Fred Perry polo shirts in black with yellow logos. Boih for the reminder of Moseley and for the fact that I remember when the skinheads were transitioning into what were briefly known as suedeheads (before disappearing, only to return in a lat...

Just tried to watch the debate. Made me want to kill everyone.

So, lots of people say marriage is between one man and one woman: how about between three women and four women?

https://www.seattletimes.com/life/separ ... arch-park/

I'll claim that's not a :nin: , just a comment.

Ginsburg screwed the pooch by not retiring, eh?

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, your Majesty!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features ... -die-there

It's Gaiantifa. If those cunts want to do something about forest fires, they can drag their sorry asses out here and join the work crews clearing brush and performing proscribed burns. And for great exercise, nothing beats trudging around in heavy clothing, draped in gear, while flamethrowing about...

Really? wrote: ↑ And what's with the bees?

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be, vis a vis, its entity (d'you see?)
But can a bee be said to be, or not to be an, entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury.

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