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by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BBC will no longer commission work from comedy teams that have no women writers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48668652

:roll: :roll: :roll:
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It's not a beanie, it's a knit cap.

But yes, with the chrome dome he looks forty years older.

What he needs is the POSPOTUS-approved Shredded Wheat Syrup.
by Lsuoma
Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Perhaps even squamous.

I try to be a little less judgemental of the degeneracy of others than some.

The sea calls to us all.
Rugose too?
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In the meantime I've paid $$$ to Bitchute for membership.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sulman wrote: I'm not especially fond of Sargon or JP but holy fuck is that Guardian article salty.
I like the way it said Sargo "speculated about raping Jess Philips".
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Actually, the jury awarded $33MM, but the cap is normally twice compensatory in OH, though that can be overriden.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Smackdown in Ohio - Oberlin gets hit with maximum $22MM punitive damages!!

:burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn:
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The FT approves.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I bet a female North Korean soldier could crush coconuts with her thighs. :P I'd rather place my nuts between the thighs of a certain IDF officer... https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/935962412028760072/LqN7bQnT.jpg I'm telling you, one day she will be mine...oh yes! :P Look at the button, Bhurzo...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:22 pm
shoutinghorse wrote: Jesus fucking wept .. :shock:




night all.
Is this the belly dancing that BoxNDox was talking about?
WhereTF did the lens end up??

Or rather, up what did the lens end?
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MM was so sexy in this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-OEhboorDI Plus the Greyscale Minstrels! And Roy Kinnear! Strange to think that the B&W minstrels lasted on TV up until 1978. One of the most popular shows ever. Stage show seen by more people than any other ever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MM was so sexy in this.



Plus the Greyscale Minstrels!
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Attacked on their way to a performance of their play? Wonder how the play was doing? In need of a bit of publicity, perhaps?

I now coin a new term for suffering something like this: it's called being "Jussied".
by Lsuoma
Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5428
Views: 73489

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Do you all have concealed carry in the UK? 61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg Not saying it is faked, but that picture does not look to me contemporaneous with the attacks as reported. Apparently a couple more carpet munchers have been beaten up FOR kissing: https://www.bbc.com/new...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Also, the defense has not already indicated an appeal. My hope is that the attorneys for Oberlin are saying something like "Are you fucking crazy? We told you you'd lose and why. We were right, but you stupid fuckers persisted and got F'd in the A, Mike-Tyson style. Don't appeal - you can only make ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Also just noticed that this is statutory - let's hope punitive triples it to $33MM.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5428
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Been following the Oberlin shitshow, but hadn't seen this yet. This makes me VERY happy. The fact that it's a jury verdict is even better, and I so hope it doesn't get reduced on appeal. Given the tin ear that the defense has demonstrated, I doubt it will.

Huzzah for the common man!
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, apparently Twitch have banned a bunch of streamers for uttering the word "naga" on-stream. For those unaware, in Hindu mythology, "naga" are snake/human hybrids: https://i.stack.imgur.com/QrSbp.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%81ga Various computer games feature the buggers, they're very ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?

61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg
Not saying it is faked, but that picture does not look to me contemporaneous with the attacks as reported.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote: For those who enjoy schadenfreude, I have shingles in my right S3 dermatome. Urethra, external genitalia, anus, perineum and buttock. Seriously double plus ungood. Thanks, CLL.
Are you weeping like Bhurzo's dick?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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With that picture of "Cautlin" Jenner, it should be celled UglyFacebook. I swear I am so fucking bored with these reality jugglers. Fuck every one of them in their transcunt with a pseudocock or whatever the fuck. They are a ridiculously small whiny minority who should work to boost their signal ove...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A counter-protest to 'Pride Month' is being organised. The promo-vid has already been removed from YouTube - but is available on Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/video/iZyPIwng5uRL/ Probably not the wisest move to announce the title your event as "Make America Straight Again", then immediately quo...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 12:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Apparently there appears to be a YouTube demonetizing night of the long knives occurring.
Got any more info, or are you just inferring from Ol' Sargo?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I heard that Jack "Chocolate Digestive" McVitie's dad came over on the Windrush. True - it's where he met his wife - Sandra "kit-kat" Smith (you get four fingers in her) but because she was a minger, he ended up with a bad dose of hobnob. :bjarte: I once got thrown out of a Marianne Faithfull (she ...
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Been watching "Love They Neighbour" recently?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Doctor Who anthology drops writer over transgender remarks

SPINELESS PANDERING SNIPPED
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/ ... th-roberts
Fucking UK elites/authorities. Pathetic - you guys really, really need another revolution.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Reggie Kray murdered Jack(the Hat) McVitie down the local Evening Road which ran from the back of part of the estate- I can't remember where I was at the time since I would have been about 5. Why do people still always say Jack "The Hat" McVitie? Is that to distinguish him from Jack "Pink Tutu" McV...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: "Alright I'll have a bg of otters noses then, better make it two"
For some reason I've taken to saying "Packet of gravel" whenever I agree with something, and my wife has no idea what I'm on about. I hope she doesn't stone me...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: Arrested for bursting a balloon. :lol:

What a prick.
Relax, and enjoys your shoes.
by Lsuoma
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Change UK has lost six of its 11 MPs following a disappointing performance in last month's EU elections, when it failed to get a single MEP elected. The party announced that a new party leader, Anna Soubry, had been elected. She said she was "deeply disappointed" that Heidi Allen, Chuka Umunna, Sar...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Maybe Operations Research meant playing the shit out of this?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DtEWH6L6zJ8/maxresdefault.jpg
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And now Avon has died...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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That complete cunt Galloway has been sacked by his radio show for an anti-semitic tweet. His response was "See you in court, guys." :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: That ardent Spurs fan David Lammy has strangely gone awfully quiet. :think: You mean the guy who has a Klingon forehead buried between hi...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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That complete cunt Galloway has been sacked by his radio show for an anti-semitic tweet. His response was "See you in court, guys."

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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All I can say is that the Iranian terrorists would have done the world a favour in 1980 if they had gone next door and destroyed the RCGP instead of the Iranian Embassy... Ya great nimrod... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4DmuGyehc I remember hearing that - I was working at Imperial at the time,...
by Lsuoma
Fri May 31, 2019 4:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One clown endorses another.
by Lsuoma
Fri May 31, 2019 1:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John Cleese has been CANCELLED by the authoritariat for his claim that London isn't an English city anymore. His proof? Actual statistics from the London census stating that the majority population of London is not English. Wow. :o Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, has the nerve to denounce him, declari...
by Lsuoma
Fri May 31, 2019 11:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Two fat
Service Dog wrote: Of all the things signified by a the number 88...
2-fat.jpg
I see Michael Gove and Boris Johnson, who has seriously let himself go.
by Lsuoma
Thu May 30, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"The lawyer representing Shamima Begum's family has written to the home secretary accusing UK authorities of failing to protect the east London girl from being "groomed" by Islamic State. The letter accuses police and her local council of failing to safeguard the teenager, who left for Syria in 2015...
by Lsuoma
Thu May 30, 2019 7:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Inflammatory Bowel Syndrome?
by Lsuoma
Wed May 29, 2019 10:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Seriously, what the fuck led Aneris the Flouncer to think it was a grand idea to tangle with me? Defending his halal-coalburning Lumpenhausfrau, no less. https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.co ... logue-243/ Oh Christ, now Kukla Kirbmarc has shown up. I'm being squeezed between giant tendentious W...
by Lsuoma
Wed May 29, 2019 10:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh Christ, now Kukla Kirbmarc has shown up. I'm being squeezed between giant tendentious Walls O' Text. They're both authoritarian cunts. They appear to espouse genuine liberal, sometimes progressive positions, but when push comes to shove, you can't take the self-righteous, tin-eared totalitarian ...
by Lsuoma
Sun May 26, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Change UK - 'bout haff a million votes. Fewer that 25K more than UKIP. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Lsuoma
Fri May 24, 2019 4:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"European or North African male"

WTFF?
by Lsuoma
Thu May 23, 2019 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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According to the nightly news (ITV) May want's to stay on for the D-Day commerorations on 6th June and Trump's state visit and then stay as caretake til Septenber while the party chooses a leader over the summer recess. She's not called Teflon Theresa for nothing. Also early exit poll indicators sh...
by Lsuoma
Thu May 23, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So will the Maybot be gone by then? It means that a different person will have to face the most monumental bollock-kicking a government has ever received.
by Lsuoma
Thu May 23, 2019 11:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hey Britpeeps, when will the results start coming out? Are exit polls allowed to be published as soon as UK polls close? I heard voting won't be complete EU-wide until Sunday...
by Lsuoma
Wed May 22, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Zat you, Sticky Dicky?
by Lsuoma
Wed May 22, 2019 8:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Maybe he'll get elected in a Flurry of votes?
by Lsuoma
Tue May 21, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Looks like the Maybot has handed more votes to the Brexit party by promising MPs another referendum if they back her deal. Worst. PM. Ever.
by Lsuoma
Tue May 21, 2019 8:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I thought this just passed Australian election was relatively benign, if uninspiring. I wasn't too surprised by the result, but given that where I live was never going to be a surprise in the outcome, I didn't invest too much into my decision. I only cast a formal vote for the Senate. https://www.s...
by Lsuoma
Mon May 20, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: "Counter Protesters" - Old Bill :doh:

Look at the last minute or so of the footage - surprised the MSM aren't calling him a paedophile.
by Lsuoma
Sun May 19, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Rather interesting podcast: youtu.be/PZWUZs_Owns I'm getting round to thinking that whether Brexit is a good or bad idea, what ought to concern us most is which is the greater evil - letting a population decide it's fate and possibly suffering economic trials as a result, or having political master...
by Lsuoma
Sun May 19, 2019 8:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
Goldy who? Never could understand Brive's hard-on or Ol'Kirbo's hate-on.

BTW, looks like B has gone cold turkey on us - no visits since late April.
by Lsuoma
Fri May 17, 2019 9:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Dismissed on a technicality without prejudice."
"First little poke from our lawyer and his entire case collapsed."

Hmm... PeeNus doesn't really understand legal process, methinks.
by Lsuoma
Thu May 16, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 6:52 pm
Orange juice burns your nose-lining when it passes through it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6vHtyEXkAUwzpm.jpg:large

This is worse than the afterburn of CS!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I've come across a few that smelled like Billingsgate. Still fucked them.
by Lsuoma
Thu May 16, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Do you remember the tammy strop he threw when franc said he was going to gravely injure Myers put a piece of paper in Myers' pocket? That was comedy gold.