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by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Justin Trudeau in "brown"face photograph from 2001: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49749851 Strangely enough, Justicar made a twat about this very subject and it opened the door for me to post an infamous picture: https://twitter.com/Bhurzum/status/1174498588271026176 The fucking uproar t...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: With a Brown Bess antique loaded with .69 buck-and-ball, no less!

Nah, just kidding - it was an AR-15.
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I didn't even know that Dillacunty have divorced his SJW crazee wife. I used to quite enjoy TAE and their "warts & all" approach to dealing with the crazies who phoned-in. Even the odd hint of SJW lunacy would be allowed to slide, as long as they were schooling the fucktards, I was happy enough to ...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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AndrewV69 wrote: LMAO!

lol...a prime example of "zero fucks given" :lol:
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Pitchguest wrote: I can't for the life of me think of a single instance of this happening in quote unquote "our" clique. Funny how that works, isn't it?
Those donkeys were of legal age, gave verbal consent and anyway, it wasn't even me in that gimp suit.

Wait, what?
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Further to my last post: it's also a cracker for getting a sick day off work if you feel like it. You: 'Morning boss. Can't come in today, cos I'm not feeling well.' Boss: 'Why? What's wrong? I mean, if it's not that bad you can come in and -' You: 'Diarrhoea.' Boss:'... okay, come in when you feel...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm just a schmuck. That's all there is to it. Nice guys finish last. It would appear they also get roped into lengthy telephone conversations but are too polite/nice to cut them short... If you can overcome the language barrier, Winston might serve as an inspiration to you: https://www.youtube.com...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Economically attractive" has got to be the best bit of double-speak I've heard in a long time!

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/08/broke-me ... -10706880/

by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Does anyone else have the particular problem of knowing people who keep you on the phone way the fuck too long? There should be a name for it. It also doesn't help by having a land line and other people in the house who think the phone MUST BE ANSWERED NO MATTER WHAT. Otherwise I would always let i...
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Twitter takes down Texas GOP lawmaker's AR tweet about O'Rourke If one of those gun-confiscating leftists becomes president, I will actually go out and buy an AR-15. (Or rather a SIG 556 if I can get one.) I didn't realise that you live in Mogadishu. I live in a civilised country and have managed t...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Heh.

The replies to this are pretty cancerous/lulzy.

And rightly so...

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:burn: Oh man-- the upper horn on the purple guitar in her Smell Like Teen Spirit video-- pokin' her in the boobs! My eyes were strangely drawn ... I resent the implication that I'm a crude, breast-obsessed cretin who is incapable of appreciating talent, skill and artistic expression. Besides, I'd ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Gary Orsum (Australian YT bloke) responds to the Mz. Monopoly outrage...



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Wahey! Cheers, mate!



:burn:
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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About three hours ago I had a puff of some home-grown grass. I'll not go into details (boring) but will say this...damn! Music takes on a whole new dimension (I feel there's a pun lurking in there somewhere) and this, a long time favourite piece of music, just about reduced me to tears. https://www....
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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According to Dongular, this is an older event and as such, it may have already been kicked around here. Anyway, this is quite an interesting subject - does the state have the right to outright ban an adult from having intercourse with a willing adult partner? Don't get me wrong, it's not a cut & dri...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: That's hardly unreasonable when the Weegee life expectancy for men is 47.
I'm made of titanium, mate - I'll outlive the sun.
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Peezed gets a little pushback regarding his no-Epstein-money idealism: https://web.archive.org/save/https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/09/05/butbutthats-the-whole-goddamn-problem/ Indeed, why the proscription against separating Epstein from his money? It seems obvious this is just another...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Tried to get tickets to see it at the Toronto International Film Festival in a week and couldn't even though I'm a TIFF member and had early access to tickets. Apparently it entirely sold out from people who buy big multi-film ticket packages, who had the earliest access. So, the buzz is huge. Yup....
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Hitler did nothing wrong.


Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 29, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote:
Another top-tune!

(check her instagram, it's...glorious!)
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another hot chick who can melt faces with ease. If you can't endure the whole track (pearl before swine, y'fecker!), check out the "tap" solo at 03:35... :clap:

by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Is the 'pit dead?

Foolish mortals...

"That is not dead which can eternal sneer.
And with triggered snowflakes to mock even death may jeer."


H.P. Lusomacraft, The Cunt Of 'Pithulhu, 2019.

:twisted:
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: fuck cancer!
After you...

https://i.gifer.com/DyX.gif

(That's clearly an Australian crab)
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My inner-child just wet his pants with excitement!



Loved the original and spent many happy hours rewatching it with my kids, a really special movie in my collection. Hope to buggery they don't muck this up!
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Kaitlin Bennet speaks with another lefty...



These people are bat-shit crazy.
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Sung by Tony Hendra (the manager in Spinal Tap).
That was actually quite moving.

8/10 - would play again.
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 6:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No reason...

by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"all things scabbed and ulcerous..."

Nurgle is pleased!
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A wee example...



"The same god who made you also made the rattlesnake"

Tattoo material right there!
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Completely off topic, but anyone watched Godless? That was fucking good.
Fantastic show!

Jeff Daniels is amazing in the show and really sinks into the role, very believable psycho character.

https://i.imgur.com/b44JtfX.jpg

Good recommendation, Phil.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: And she is getting turned on there in the middle.
I must admit, I feel really cheap/dirty after watching her vids and not in a good way.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Don't tread on me" is a Russian slogan?



The left, routinely.
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The BBC has top jokes from the Edinburgh Festival. They are all awful. Of course, the BBC doesn't have any Titania McGrath jokes. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1srMmjHF1dDpkbVT1sfgbls/eleven-top-gags-from-edinburgh Jesus Christ - those "jokes" are so bad, they registered 9.6 Mega-Smurth...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sargon on Epstein...

by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Maybe there should be an award for "most white" reader. :D
I moonbathe every night, surely that counts for something?
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Some of you might enjoy this:

https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/
Excellent stuff - thanks for the link.
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote: Best on clean vinyl, via tubes and electrostats:
Lakme.jpg
Envy can be a dangerous thing... :P

https://media.giphy.com/media/psua4B1lJjDgI/giphy.gif
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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AndrewV69 wrote: Anna Netrebko is one of my favourites. So is Elīna Garanča.
Heh.

I knew I'd heard them both somewhere - this has been lurking on my HDD for ages!



Once again, this stuff does something to me that no other music can, it's like novocaine!
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Reminds me (and possibly you) of Melody...

...or does that strike a sour note.
Not bad at all.

I recently linked this mash-up of the Ennio Morricone track "The ecstasy of gold" - it's pretty damned awesome. No Callas but you can't have everything...

by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sorry for nerding out but some bugger has gone and colourized my #1 favourite piece of music ever recorded!



Callas is beauty personified and I'll strip to the waist and wrestle any fucker who disagrees!

*cracks knuckles*
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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As surreal as it is beautiful...



:dance:
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This makes it very clear that the old school light saber needed a cross guard. There are several points in the fight where Ren could have just slid his blade down and cut off Vader’s fingers I could be wrong but I remember reading that Ren's saber has a "crossguard" because the crystal he used when...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another high quality Star Wars fan-flick...

by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:52 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I dunno, I'm beginning to think he may not have been the most coherent of social commentators.
Whatever it may have been, I think it's safe to say he got his point across.

;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Combine anomie with a life lived online (where you can always find someone to reflect your opinions and doubts amplified tenfold), and you create a new diagnosis for which we don't yet have a name. Add access to weapons and you have a problem as well as a diagnosis. Looks like I inspired a Quillett...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hollywood blockbuster that satirizes killing of ‘deplorables’ causes outrage A controversial movie about privileged vacationers hunting “deplorables” for sport is ruffling feathers more than a month before its scheduled release and after tragic mass shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio. “Th...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Can you imagine those retards trying to overthrow the system?
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Talk about how "rigor" is chasing women (and minorities) out of engineering because it is all about erect, rigid things.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Combine anomie with a life lived online (where you can always find someone to reflect your opinions and doubts amplified tenfold), and you create a new diagnosis for which we don't yet have a name. Add access to weapons and you have a problem as well as a diagnosis. Sounds like a form of radicaliza...
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah well fuck... another American loser with a suicide fantasy hyped up on anti-depressive medication no doubt. Now we get to hear the endless screeching of gun control advocates and politicians ready to destroy everyone's rights. Hedonist America is sometimes a complete piece of shit. Rich people...
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Uh-oh, looks like yet another nasty shooting in the states...

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:39 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm not even positive that there is no convincing evidence against Trump, but if someone wants me to believe that then they'd need to provide some references first. "Its obvious and you're a Trump loving moron if you disagree" is not a sufficient argument I'm in the same camp. Whilst I'm the first ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So has anyone watched Years and Years(BBC, HBO)? It's by Russel T. Davies and it's the Russel T. Daviest thing he's ever done. It's about a British family and it follows them about 15 years into the future. There appears to be just 3 heterosexual couples left in Britain, and 2 of those are interrac...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:24 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Random Lurker wrote: Still no need for deforestation.

ll880036_v2x1000.jpg
I suppose we could take your suggestion to its logical conclusion...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.eremedia ... 00x467.jpg

Far simpler if she just shaves her gorilla salad.
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:24 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I hope you, Jessica, and Danielle enjoyed yourselves.
A wise guy, huh?

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0f/9c/20/0f9c ... howard.jpg

(I'm on a Three Stooges binge!)
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Been lucky myself in that all the long term relationships I've been in the women tended to go for the 'natural but well maintained' look. But not all relationships are the same. If one party prefers the shaved look and the other likes it natural, why not split the difference? In the past, sailors u...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A lot of this criticism seems to be based on pure ignorance. Is there not one amougst us that has had their balls waxed? Will anyone testicle...er...testify to that? - When I was young and an avid cyclist there was a period where I used to use depilatory cream on my legs. One day while letting the ...