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by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: RIP Green Cross Man.
Yup, gone to the giant space station in the clouds!
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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Same. Mental acuity is my concern. I've been finding lately that I've been replacing a key word in a sentence with a word that I've either just seen, e.g. on a sign, or that I had previously been thinking about. E.g. went into a shop and started talked to the assistant about Colorado shorts instead...
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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I mean... seriously. Could you find any white people like this to say shit about black people. If someone asked me what blacks are superior at... I would say "football... or basketball... or track... or jazz music." You know, something like that. I would never say they where superior at "murder or ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Fucking racist black bastards.

There, I said it.

by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Any group of people with a predominately pallorous persuasion and appropriating for themselves a Term.of.Colour should be treated with suspicion.
What about people who play...erm...metal of colour?

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/6kXB7 ... VEZ2wA.jpg
by Bhurzum
Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sometimes there are some people that you need to keep an eye on...sounds like a job for the Black Watch. It was bad enough when they were absorbed into the horror-show that is 1 SCOTS, 2 SCOTS, 3 SCOTS etc. Anyway, if they had applied themselves in school, they could have joined the Armoured Corps....
by Bhurzum
Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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John D wrote: I just gotta say.... it is hard for me to not turn into a full blown racist.
I'm not racist - some of my best friends are white!
by Bhurzum
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: A question for the meat diet exponents. How have you factored in the mTOR pathway and epigenetic aging into your decisions? Is there a way to mitigate it?
Um...roll 3D10 and adjust the result based upon your position on the alignment chart.

(I'm Lawful evil so I get a -2 to save)
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Osculum infame, osculum infame for everyone!

(onions optional)
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.
Killed by a hoax virus.

(according to cretins)
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Nothing like a bunch of nubile, bundalicous, spanish pole vaulters to cure you of the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
You had me at "pole"...wait, what?

/Gay
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Erm...I'm moving to America if Kiddy-sniffer wins!

by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Sarah Silverman.
There was a time when I lusted after her like a maniac.

I got better.
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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The ghost of Christmas past (Mykeru) is squaring up to Hippyf00t...my betting slip has "Mykeru to win" on it!



I love Mykeru's caustic sense of humour!

Fight! Fight! Fight!
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: I put my dog down today.
Heartbreaking.

I'm sorry for your loss, Dog.
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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KiwiInOz wrote: w.youtube.com/watch?v=Kew730_rJJM&ab_channel=BasilBrushOfficial
Cute.

This is probably more realistic:



("Mongrels" was such a good show!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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MarcusAu wrote: It turned and gave me a pointed look.
Animals have a sixth sense.

They can spot a commie wrong 'un a mile away.
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote:


(she looks a bit jail-baity but I'm not googling her to find out...no sir!)
by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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I think some hothead will shoot-up one of these Big Media/Tech places... Google or maybe Rockefeller Center where they broadcast the morning shows. Don't waste your ammo. Shoot rats. Nobody, but nobody, minds if you shoot rats (except for a certain emeritus biology prof). Here is a very well fed vi...
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Curious to see someone of the Jewish faith so keen on lists. I follow a dude on Twatter who clearly has a problem with jewish people - he routinely tweets very dodgy comments, his opinions are borderline actionable (he gets thrown into twatter-jail regular as clockwork) and his YT videos, funny tho...
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 07, 2020 9:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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IF Trump manages to prove fraud and overturn the projected Biden win, it will be communist-tears ahoy! IF Biden wins and it's proven to be legit, fair play to the crusty old fart. However, it'll still be communist tears ahoy as every shit-slinging tactic the lefty communists have used against Trump ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 06, 2020 1:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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Putting all of the election shenanigans aside for a moment, does anyone remember "Filthy Frank" from the early days of Youtube? The crazy (seriously mentally ill) Japanese dude who churned out a tidal wave of autistic rants, highly offensive "meme" videos, strange episodic tales featuring characters...
by Bhurzum
Thu Nov 05, 2020 6:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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I'm trying to decide. After the impending civil war, should your country be renamed the Democratic Republic of America or the Failed States of America? Holy Terra. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/3/3a/TerraHH.jpg/420px-TerraHH.jpg "Beautiful on the surface, but rotten underneath....
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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Exterminatus.

Exterminatus soon.
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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2020 continues...



:?
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sweet zombie Jesus, I almost shat! This actually reminds me of Young Frankenstein...

by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
windy wrote: A deaf botanist is verbally abused due to her disability."
I'd classify that as a victimless crime.
It didn't happen - she's a plant.

/FetchingCoat
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Confirmed.



:(
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771470

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Lsuoma wrote: Someone who works for me is in the TX National Guard. He's just received orders to deploy in case of election disruption and violence...
I'm surprised it has taken so long for this to happen. Still, it has potential for good training value for the troops!
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 15, 2020 12:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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Truly, science is a thing of beauty!

by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 10, 2020 5:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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John D wrote: Trump 2020
On behalf of lefties everywhere, I'll simply post this...

https://i.imgflip.com/23cn64.jpg
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://indierevolver.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/tick.jpg Aww man, I was gonna say that! :nin: But for recovering ex-Pharyngulites who wondered about their lack of spoons, here is the link forwarded by the charming and well-meaning young woman: https://butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-ch...
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 06, 2020 5:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771470

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MarcusAu wrote: So I take it that everyone - including the people that will not be voting - have decided how they will be voting.
https://cthulhuforamerica.com/wp-conten ... ulhu-1.jpg
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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She got trolled? To be fair, I'm very late to the Tina S. party - I only stumbled onto her channel/vids about a year ago. Anyway, as far as I can tell, she drew a lot of flak because of her deadpan facial expression(s) whilst playing and was accused of feigning boredom during intensely difficult an...
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771470

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Lsuoma wrote: Brassy, uncouth, henpecked meathead!!!
Those are my finest qualities!
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: That's why we call you a Fascist Tit.
That and I refuse to call the bugger "Dear Leader" :bjarte:
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I am not a fan of the genre but that was interesting, because I could almost make out the words the guitar was singing. Horses for courses, friend. The world would be a bland place if we were all the same. (Is it just me or is that a thing?) I'm with you on that. Certain songs certainly seem to fea...
by Bhurzum
Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just because...



Note: thumbs behind and over the neck. Heretic!
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Ach, awa' an' bile yir heid, y'wee scunnerous tattie-bogle!
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: As someone once said - "A wise bear always keeps a marmalade sandwich in his hat in case of emergency"
Now there's a reference!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/7d/6e ... 82d26b.jpg
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 01, 2020 7:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Yes, that handsome lad is me.
Too "normal" looking for these trying times. Tell me, have you considered getting flesh-tunnels in your lobes, a couple of "technical" ear piercings, facial tats and a nice Gingham frock?

by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 01, 2020 6:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anything milsurp would pass fashion muster. My USAF flight jacket in OD with orange liner and zip pockets on the sleeves, accessorized with folding Aviators in a naugahyde pouch and can-opener on the pulltab, remained cool through several trends. Plus it was a fantastic jacket all around. An ill-fi...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Which I've also pondered on my early morning walks...anyone have much experience with infinity?
The poor bastard currently married to my ex does.

(I've spoken to him, nice bloke but a bit...worn down?)
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 18, 2020 6:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: The place has gone to pot since 1066.
I blame the French.
I blame the Scandinavians.
Scandinavians are just snow-frogs.
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:clap:

Absolutely beautiful!
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Some mad bugger has uploaded this classic #BLM movie to YT - catch it whilst you can!

by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771470

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KiwiInOz wrote:
First colonisation of Mars?
Richard Carrier with all his girlfriends?
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Manga Uber Alles...and all that.
I'll just dump this here:



(highly recommended "gateway" to the world of manga)
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote:
Really? wrote: And what's with the bees?
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be, vis a vis, its entity (d'you see?)
But can a bee be said to be, or not to be an, entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury.
I like traffic lights.
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Erm...remember the Netflix movie Cuties?

Well, I think this pretty much seals the deal!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ehj93uVWAAA ... name=large

Nonce alert! Danger, danger - wrong 'uns!
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Diana Rigg is brown bread...
Seriously, this place has more ninja than ten shitty martial arts movies.
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: Trump downplayed the problem and just hoped it would go away. He fucked up.
He turned me into a newt!
You've always been a newt.
It's a fair cop.
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771470

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free thoughtpolice wrote: Trump downplayed the problem and just hoped it would go away. He fucked up.
He turned me into a newt!