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Speaking of shit-posting, this is about to go live! Jesus Christ, I've lost all sense of time and space! This "debate" has shredded my already frail sanity; where in the fuck did they find this "Brenton" character? It's almost over (I think) but for the love of Dog, don't tune-in! It's pure cancer...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Love the "Vehicular Theyslaughter" on the Twat you post, Bhurzo!

I aim to sleaze.

Speaking of shit-posting, this is about to go live!

:dance:

https://media.tenor.com/images/2136a7fc ... /tenor.gif

No idea if this is true but I hope it is!

Chaser: is there an instrument more nerdy than the theremin?

Loved this!

MarcusAu wrote: ↑I'd thought that Ennio Morricone was a long time dead...

I posted this a while back, still have it saved on my phone as a ring-tone:

I hate myself for laughing at this.

But fuck it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested by the FBI, should we expect to see another in-jail "suicide" while on suicide watch, and accompanied by a mysterious failure of all the CCTV systems? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53268218 The memes are already starting to spawn...and they mu...

Atheism-is-unstoppable just got yanked off Youtube. Devon Tracy is on Bitchute so I will find him there. Well, if bitchute has a block/ban/mute function, Devon "Screeching snowflake" Tracy will be right at home. He may make some interesting content but for all his bluster and bravado, the guy is a ...

Service Dog wrote: ↑Soylent Green Lives Matter!

No lives matter.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑The "raping blob".

Lena Dunham.

Wait, what was the question?

Pimp/Ho? And just like that, a memory comes lurching out of the darkest recesses of my rancid thinky-box! When I split with der frau, I starting seeing a lance-jack who worked in the med center (dental-tech, brain dead but very fit and loved horizontal workouts!) and she used to strip/dance for me ...

hey I was starting to worry you were in the hoosegow or something. But maybe just enjoying quality family time? Been kinda busy with a wee project - nothing too exciting, won't bore you with the details. P.S. I am now an apostle of your gun kata, and everyone in our little weekly larking party is n...

:(

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Well it's either that or go fuck yourself.

Hmmm...since nobody here is capable of it, I'll go fuck myself.

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑He's just asking.
I chose to interpret his words/intention(s) in a way that suits my world-view.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have tide-pods to eat...
Can I suggest a bowl with hot water and a towel over your head. Much safer than an injection.

So I need to water-board myself?

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑He's just asking.

I chose to interpret his words/intention(s) in a way that suits my world-view.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have tide-pods to eat...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑ There must be some chlorine gas in the stockpiles from WW1. I hear it cleanses the lungs of Covid19.

Are you suggesting we inject ourselves with chlorine, mustard gas, BZ, agent orange and various carcinogenic materials?

Fuck!

Don't worry this will soon be over. Our stable genius president just suggested people inject themselves with disinfectant. Fucking hell! You got a link to that? I've seen the clip where he asks IF there's a method for using disinfectant to treat covid but certainly haven't seen him suggest people i...

Ignoring the "science man bad" tweeter, this is jaw-dropping.

I'm kinda 50/50 on the whole "playing god" thing but if it saves lives, I'm all for it.

As already stated (on twatter), this reminds me of my first night home (with der frau) after 6 months deployment...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑ Happy to say our video premiere went very well. No Bhurzum in sight, though, or maybe with a different nick...

Ah, sorry, Phil, I've been a wee bit poorly over the past 48 hours. Nothing serious, just a screwy body-clock and a bit of a temp.

Jesus Christ - I just about ripped off my knackers!

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑ Meanwhile...

I'll be there with bells on.

(and devil horns raised!)

“Working from home” https://twitter.com/notjohnprager/status/1251870696621342721?s=21 LOL working from home is very boring and And you have to face the mischief of the kids all day. The best way for your kids to keep yelling you is to let them watch movies all day. I recommend a few children's movi...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑ I've always suspected Metallica were classical musicians and just pretend to play metal so they can hide from, and forget, all the wedgies they got in high school.

Funny you should say that, I've had similar thoughts about them (and other groups) for a while. "Baroque" being my word of choice.

Surprised at how well this translates to piano...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Your mother probably fucks your horses.

Subtle, precise and dripping with wit.

You'd think I wrote that!)

Happy Zombie Day to Bhurzum. Fanks, mate. Here, feast yer peepers/lugs on this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OfT0UdH2PA&fbclid=IwAR1d_OzA8qyXDuD66HtkV9Tc4XSd3lA8UkW44xtD7AGQm4Ws7uN4QomsXhU (I'm in love/lust with this woman!) She can't play with her thumb over the neck... would not do. I'll quit...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Happy Zombie Day to Bhurzum.

Fanks, mate.

Here, feast yer peepers/lugs on this!

(I'm in love/lust with this woman!)

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Kung-Flu has taken Tim Brooke-Taylor.

Good one Chang.

Has he thumped his last eckie?

HAHA!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick - these people really are mental!

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Fuck you Jessie.

Wha ye cawin' Jessie, y'fuckin' stawner? Ah'd burst ye but mah maw'd beat us tae it!

Aye.

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=uHoIQa_kXkA ww.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4Q-WWyl3Q ww.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87_sp6ROs I hate that bastard song. The soundtrack to the games are vastly superior to the show, capture the atmosphere perfectly and greatly enhance the overall experience. Cannot stress that enough! Oh,...

There was a time when that was a ritual on the Pit. But then we obviously ran out of fucks to give. So it's nice to see that it continues elsewhere on the web. Yeah, I get the feeling that most of the long-term 'pitters are like crusty old veterans of that particular battle. https://lh3.googleuserc...

A tweet-thread to watch - it could prove to be quite interesting if it gains traction:

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑But since Hunt obviously survived, I'll post another photo of my latest Beretta purchase:

Here's mine:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/410/cpspr ... 021268.jpg

Note: It takes a real man to look this fabulous!

I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93. I'd like to die the same way as Dave Lister - died at the age of 175 (if I remember correctly) after crashing his personal jet. His own fault, he was removing his girlfriend's bra with his teeth and lost control of the jet. Yup, th...

RIP Honor Blackman :(

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑We should start by calling this thing the Xiaoping virus, or the Winnie the Ping virus just to get the malevolent old codger really steamed.

We're calling it "One Party Pneumonia" because...well, communism.

Though personally, I'm hoping for more pictures of cute Scottish girls. Normally I'd be duty-bound to windpipe you for that but: 1) I'm learning to deal with my savagery 2) I'm very proud of my kids 3) They're from the finest of stock (me!) so praise for them is praise for me ;) Ok, ok, since you a...

Yet another possible 'rona-killer: Coronavirus Australia: Ivermectin, Anti-parasitic drug kills COVID-19 in lab https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-ivermectin-antiparasitic-drug-kills-covid19-in-lab/news-story/615c435e56aefc4b704f4fd890bd4c2c An anti-parasi...

...and I'm cured!

Screeching electric guitar, face-melting solos and grinding death-metal dirges it is.

Still, was nice whilst it lasted.

Parting shot:

Perfect music for the here and now...

Starting to develop a real taste for ethnic/obscure music and instruments. I'll be buying folk music before the year is over... :oops:

Bhurzum - it sounds like you've made the right first step and made contact and allowed a bit of free wheeling conversation/blame offloading etc. IMHO the worst thing for you to do now would be to insert yourself into the space as father and protector. I would suggest that you maintain low key conta...

I got some good advice from my therapist. He told me that I need to make sure she understands that I am always here to help. That I should let her know I only want the best for her. I may not know what this looks like, but I am open to trying to understand what she needs. That sounds like solid adv...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑I'll need to work on my stance and my trigger pull.

I take it "First pressure, second pressure, release and follow-through" are also taught in the states? If not, I'm an extremely experienced coach and will gladly DM you hints/tips.

(sorry if that's egg-sucking!)

Well, after a lengthy spell of radio silence, I managed to get in touch with my daughters again. Basically, a friend of a friend let slip that my youngest, always the more level-headed of the pair, has moved in with a "nae user" (Scottish slang for a scumbag), promptly lost her job, severed all ties...

No idea where the source sits upon the reliability/bias spectrum buuut... BREAKING: Breakthrough Medical Study For Hyroxychloroquine May Vindicate Trump And Change Everything https://trendingpolitics.com/breaking-breakthrough-medical-study-for-hyroxychloroquine-may-vindicate-trump-and-change-everyth...

Hunt wrote: ↑You can't do it on the right hand?

Ableism.

#Nazi #Racism #Bigot #REEEEE

Woohoo! The 'pit lives!

Hope everyone is well and keeping their chin up. Also, I hope the avatars return to the left - seeing them on the right makes my brain itch!

Preparing massive shit-post frenzy...wait out.

The U.N. are almost beyond parody...

Some of the threads are comedy gold.

I don’t know who these people are or why they are here. But they are not Australian. Fucking Coronavirus is turning the place feral. I must be living in a bubble - other than the news and social media, I wouldn't even know there's a "scare" at the moment. I can wander into the local shops, buy a fu...

I think Youtube has started hosting strange gay-porn...

It's actually quite funny. Also, his channel is a hoot!

Things are heating up in UK coastal waters! Tory government tells EU that Royal Navy will be sent in to protect UK waters from European fishing vessels 'We have significantly increased our enforcement capability....we think that is sufficient' https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/royal-nav...

"Based Faggot" Milo Yiannopoulos demonstrates the value of fighting fire with fire. SJW cretins love to play the "get them fired" game but hate it when the tables are turned... A waitress who attempted to have Milo Yiannopoulos removed from a restaurant in New Jersey for being “racist” was subsequen...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑Fuck me, you're a dirty beast. (But I about pissed myself at the disgusting imagery)

https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uplo ... arsetutf-8

Fuck the sniff-test, it's chowin' time!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑a diet consisting solely of lard, beef dripping, and whale blubber

Sounds like a session of growling at Melody Hensley's badger.

Yum!

mordacious1 wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
IM NOT DEAD!!!
Troublemaker huh? (Whack)

"I don't want to go into the incinerator!"

"Oh, don't be such a baby!"

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