If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Driftless wrote: ↑
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
MarcusAu wrote: ↑ The place has gone to pot since 1066.
I blame the French.
I blame the Scandinavians.

Scandinavians are just snow-frogs.

:doh:

:clap:

Absolutely beautiful!

Some mad bugger has uploaded this classic #BLM movie to YT - catch it whilst you can!

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
Hunt wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Fuck Nevada.
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First colonisation of Mars?

Richard Carrier with all his girlfriends?

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Manga Uber Alles...and all that.

I'll just dump this here:

(highly recommended "gateway" to the world of manga)

Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Really? wrote: ↑ And what's with the bees?
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be, vis a vis, its entity (d'you see?)
But can a bee be said to be, or not to be an, entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury.

I like traffic lights.

Erm...remember the Netflix movie Cuties?

Well, I think this pretty much seals the deal!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ehj93uVWAAA ... name=large

Nonce alert! Danger, danger - wrong 'uns!

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Diana Rigg is brown bread...

Seriously, this place has more ninja than ten shitty martial arts movies.

:(

R.I.P.

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KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Trump downplayed the problem and just hoped it would go away. He fucked up.
He turned me into a newt!
You've always been a newt.

It's a fair cop.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Trump downplayed the problem and just hoped it would go away. He fucked up.

He turned me into a newt!

Holy fuck! Please let him win! Pleeeease!

He called you a brassy, uncouth, henpecked meathead. But I am those things. And so much less. "THE patriarchy" is dungeons & dragons fantasy bullshit. Anyway, I wear my 'pit title like a badge of honour! :dance: Here, have this gift for bestowing it upon me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkvmrojw...

...and the hate-machine continues to purr in the corner!

Mxn, the cxmmxnts xrx prxcxlxss!!!

https://youtu.be/8t0QAUQ2n3o 16:39 - a painting of Ensign Charles Ewart (by Richard Ansdell) capturing the standard of 45th Regiment of the Line (French grunts) at Waterloo. Ewart went on to become a hero within Regimental lore (admidst rumours that he actually ripped the standard out of the clutch...

1.5K Retweets 9.8K Quote Tweets 3K Likes The ratio is between the number of retweets (1.5K Retweets) and the replies (9.8K Quote Tweets). You're such a nice, trusting individual, Andrew. I instantly assumed Kiwi, the sneaky little weasel, was "baiting the hook" with his question. Hence my meme-resp...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑What do the comments about ratios mean?

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The comments...Christ, the comments!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hunt wrote: ↑If you got a bod like that, flaunt it baby flaunt it!

Well, I think we can now answer the long-standing philosophical question...

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Fat cunt.

screwtape wrote: ↑Hey, I took that class at school as well!

Skool? wot is this skool yoo speek ov?

Think this might be the next social-media driven outrage? (Native American skidmark smacks white guy (a dick, mind you) for saying *gasp* the "N" word!) https://twitter.com/DashingChrisBey/status/1301677576100827137 Um white man have doxxed redskin brave and made heap-big calls for um expulsion from...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Perhaps a trip to Rejkavik and the Phallological Museum is in order.

I had to google that to see if it was an actual thing.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BimyfD6IQAAeAvY.jpg

Now I'm sad.

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Tbf, I do word associate whelk's dick with PZ Myers.

How low, how bottom-of-the-barrel, would you need to sink before you'd seek life-lessons from animal dicks?

Additional to last: this is the YT channel that will host the live-stream:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtEpns ... ah__nmOC6A

Whisky & popcorn on standby!

Starts in 4 hours... The Nisswa City Council will hold a special city council meeting at 4 p.m. Friday, Sept. 4, at city hall to address the public regarding the incident between Mayor Fred Heidmann and two police officers on Saturday, Aug. 29. Comments for the city council can be sent to jmax@ci.n...

And now for something completely different... https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1301802212314750977 The thread is a riot - sightings of people climbing mountains in three-piece suits/ball gowns, gangs of tourists swarming up the lower slopes of Everest wearing shorts and flip-flops and, in th...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑Flamed. :burn:

Nah, just playful banter, matey!

Speaking of which - yay! Cultural enrichment!

*Warning* - footage of a severe beating! Not for gentle souls!

Fuck me, that's going to sting in the shower!

MarcusAu wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑ You should see what they did to Jeanne d'Arc a while back ...
Was it rare or well done?

Dag-nabbit - can't I shit post in peace? Fecking ninja warriors everywhere...

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Brive1987 wrote: ↑You should see what they did to Jeanne d'Arc a while back ...

It could be worse, they could have raked her across the coals!

I've started reading Pluckrose's/Lindsay's Cynical Theories, and it's pretty good so far. Formalizes a lot of the stuff we have covered here in the Pit. I've finished the general preambular stuff, and just about to begin the chapter on Critical Race Theory. Dis gon' be gud! When you get to the sect...

The TV Series, ROME's, twist on the Antony and Cleopatra story was quite clever, IMO. Was it as clever as the Netflix rendition of historical Scotland? https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1301178557419331586 "Pass da haggis and crack, bitch-made muthafucka!" - Mary "LaFonquay" Queen of Scots.

Is there something in the water supply to Minnesota?

He seems to be cut from the same egregious cloth as little Paul...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Amanda Barrie's Cleo >>>> Liz Taylor's

Oh yes! She had that almost-innocent and yet ultra smutty air about her.

Or, as it's more commonly expressed, phwoooar-factor.

:P

Liz Taylor was like a moonlighting dinner lady.

I forwarded the link to an archeologist whose PhD was on domestication of dogs. He says "the most coherent part Cayde-6's writing is the photo caption." 'Attractive young woman with labrador outdoors. Woman on a green grass with dog labrador retriever. Smiling and looking at the camera' Archeologis...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Bhurzum doxxed.

Ah so.

Are you white? Do you own a dog? If you answered "yes" to both of those questions, you're a filthy racist scumbag and your four-legged friend should be taken from you and given to a poor POC family. Fucking nazi! Why White People Owning Dogs is Racist https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/2020/08/01/why-w...

Bloody hell! Black Panther' actor Chadwick Boseman dies aged 43 after four year battle with colon cancer - as his wife and family pay tribute to 'a true fighter' and Marvel co-star Chris Evans says 'Rest in power, King https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8676047/Black-Panther-actor-Chadwick-Bos...

Pitchguest wrote: ↑ So I'm not sure where I stand on Kyle Rittenhouse being written up as some sort of callous murderer of innocent people. On all the videos I've seen, I can't see anything that doesn't rule out self-defense. It certainly looks that way to me. What do you folks think?

Self-defense, all the way!

One of the greatest prog-rock tracks ever recorded imho. An epic tale of space exploration, black holes, warring gods and assorted oddities. And the music...Christ, the music!

If you don't like this, you smell of pee and I hate you.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Mostly peaceful protesters in NYC tortured a raccoon to death.

Seen & retwatted that a few days ago - utterly vile!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Michelle forgets she doesn't cast a shadow.

Demonstraby untrue...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aZoLLwExEDo/maxresdefault.jpg

(I hate myself for posting this!)

Ah, this makes me think there might just be hope for the UK yet.

Go on, my son, get them told!

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑I would have thought someone with military training would be able to see the difference.

I was trained wrong.

As a joke.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑What would you have done Dickless one? Pulled out your Glock and started shooting?

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Silly commie, wet t-shirts are for chicks.

Scots Wikipedia:<snip> Ah jiist gied that a goin' o'er an' noo a waant tae claw oot mah fuckin' eyes, man! Whit rabid wee bawbag gied it laldy writin' yon sack 'o pish? Fur fuck sake, hawf ay it duznae even make sense, y'ken? *clears throat* Having scrutinized the link in question, I find myself su...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑Best milf about.

Sofia Vergara has entered the chat...

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She makes me happy.

In my pants.

Crude, rude, extremely offensive - it's the perfect tweet!

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy... Danbury, Connecticut will name sewage plant after John Oliver Officials in Danbury, Connecticut, say they will name their sewage plant after the comedian John Oliver, in retaliation for an expletive-filled rant about the city on his HBO show. Mayor Mark Bo...

John D wrote: ↑
Lsuoma wrote: ↑
screwtape wrote: ↑
John D wrote: ↑
Lsuoma wrote: ↑Cuties uproar?
I hope there is spanking involved!
"....and then the oral sex!"

Thanks, Zoot!
Naughty naughty Zoot!

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justinvacula wrote: ↑Anyway, what's their plan...just have everything shut down until the end of time? One more year? Two? Five? ?? There has to be some reasonable in-between?

Furlough+

Cuties uproar? Data burst in 3...2...1... Netflix show, 11 year old girls, hyper-sexualized (according to the outrage mob), twerking, woman of colour writer/director, BAME women defend it, Netflix doubles down, outrage increasing, popcorn ahoy! ...end of transmission. Sample of outrage (and boy, th...

Surprised the "Cuties" uproar hasn't made it to the 'pit.

Yet.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ What the Historical Jesus?!!

there's a musical version of The Dr. Richard Carrier PhD Story

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsdKycVZZ4

I'd almost forgotten about the jizz-hobbit!

Orca tennis?

Cute.

However, great white extreme frisbee is the real shit!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BLfKAQ0CM5s/maxresdefault.jpg

Also, check the gas tube. You've always got to drag things down to gutter-level. Tsk... However, on a serious note, the carbon build-up on gas-effected parts can lead to stoppages (the weapon becomes "choked" preventing full ejection/chambering as it cycles) and as such, they (gas parts) should be ...

mordacious1 wrote: ↑He should press his cheek onto the butt. The weapon, otoh, should be stored securely in the trunk of his vehicle.

It might also help if he kisses the butt. Y'know, for luck?

Also, give the ejection-opening a ruddy good fingering to make sure it's clear...

mordacious1 wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard.
Ouch!!

Never mind that, he needs to get the butt placed firmly into the fleshy part of his shoulder.

"Hot" lefties - a twitter thread.

*Warning* Contains graphic images of left-wing scumbags, jizz-weasels and ANTIFA/BLM terrorists.

(The trolling is rife!)

Movie recommendation - "The Loved Ones" Quirky low-budget horror (torture porn?) featuring an absolutely iconic psycho! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xci4h83W3jY If you love horror (grimy, blood-soaked horror that makes your toes curl), this will scratch your itch! Oh, and the acting is top-notch!

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