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by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trivia time. The last couple of pages have mentioned Winged Victory and it's obscure WW1 slang, and, separately, oikophobia. I remembered today that the ack-emmas (air mechanics) were referred to as oiks. Volume X of the OED tells me that oik or oick, a contraction of oickman, was first recorded in...
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A dear friend recently passed away: the person whose permanently wooish beliefs first drove me to web fora circa 2010 in search of coping mechanisms. I found JREF, which I now like to call JERF, and that seemed to help for a while, and then a few years later I bumbled over here. I'm friendly with p...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: Wasn't that decided years ago to be pretty much confected from boyish dreams of war?
No idea although I've read conflicting opinions on the events in the book. All I know is it's a gripping read and very accurately describes the mindset of a soldier.

Have you read it?
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Donkular is up to his old tricks...



The backlash in the thread is quite amusing and will probably burn for a few days.
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This is a pretty good read:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com ... 3,200_.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forgotten_Soldier

Careful though, it might turn you into a nazi... ;)
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The mythology seems a bit weird - introducing the Lilith character (and mother of monsters) references Jewish mythology - where previously they were keeping their distance from current religions. They borrow from mythology although it's mainly names only. The "mother of monsters" theme does sound f...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 04, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Nerdy/gamer alert. The trailer for Diablo 4 dropped the other day and boy-howdy, it looks amazing! Blizzard are taking the IP back to its gory, horrific roots and have produced a cinematic straight out of the fevered mind of Clive Barker. Even if you're not a fan and have no idea who/what is going o...
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, bugger me with a fish-fork! A family friend called last night, not spoken for a while, the bugger only landed me a snazzy job as a "military adviser" for an in-the-works movie (medium budget number, couple of b-listers have been floated as cast members) and even though it's a one-off payment, ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm only 18 minutes in and I already want to suck-start a shotgun...

by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

4D chess/trolling?



Whatever-the-fuck it is, I'm laughing my ass off!
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A wee snippet of outrage-free goodness...

by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just watched the first episode of Watchmen Wokema'am - it's utter garbage. Here is a handy data-burst version of the entire script so you don't need to endure the fucking thing.

"White men are evil!"

Seriously, that's all there is to it.
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 23, 2019 4:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

"Jessica" Yaniv of the wax my balls or I will take yo to court lost her case and has to pay the people she was harrassing. :P https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/transgender-woman-human-rights-waxing-1.5330807 "her" "she" https://media.gamestop.com/i/gamestop/10152382/Dungeons--Dragons-...
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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UK bloke records dude offering "sexual favours for make-overs" in a public toilet.

Shocking...

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

How you like THEM apples, freak?

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:15 pm
Bhurzum wrote:
Hunt wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Subtension
This is about shooting a gun right?
Sorry, I thought we were talking about crew stress on U-boats.
Stress? U boot service was a lark.

Das_Boot.jpg
...and cheesy techno music.

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Subtension
This is about shooting a gun right?
Sorry, I thought we were talking about crew stress on U-boats.
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: I can make a fist sized pattern at 15 feet.... and the spread is much bigger at 25 feet
"Subtension is a distant concern." - Bhurzum

;)
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fucking hell.



I've got no idea how I'd react (or fail to cope) in the same situation. I know he's a clichéd knuckle-head but this had me sniffling for his loss.

And I don't even like the git.
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 19, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: So what you're saying is that it's a hand shandy for Bhurzum.
I've never been so insulted in all my life! Me? Shandy? Why don't you just call me an ISIS jihadi and be done with it?

Bucket of cunts... :evil:
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Tulsi embodies the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

https://lolsnaps.com/images/upload_pic/114576.jpg

:shock:
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Latest Count Fromula vid - it's very...Scottish?

by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: outube.com/watch?v=e35AQK014tI
Did you just call me a bender?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/GBryIU6GFuDao/source.gif
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bullet fired. Bullet dodged. Run, down, crawl, observe, aim, fire. Bullet dodged - you're not wrong. The red-eyed monster who exploded in my sitting room bore little resemblance to my GF; thank fuck I didn't become too invested in her psycho ass. The thought of being chained to that (or anyone for ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, I'm single again. Turns out my GF was under the impression that marriage was on-the-cards (nope, not gonna happen, made it abundantly clear from day #1) and now that I've corrected her, she's packed up her pots and pans and proper fucked right off. Ah well, such is life. Time for a vodka/hooke...
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Mwuhaha!



There's another tweet where you see the bald cunt getting a toecap in the teeth...glorious!
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Brive1987 wrote: Ding ding.

Round two begins.
Friendless and peniless oblivion awaits him...
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm going mushroom picking tomorrow. I will be shifting my shakras toward tasty food that is generously provided by Mother Nature in spite of how the anarchic/ libertarian Patriarchy is poisoning Gaia. :P :P I smell hippy...release the hounds! https://thehappypuppysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/0...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Experience/skill Vs youth...place your bets!

by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 28, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote: All right you cunts! Let's chat about tanks again!
Look at this 500L bad-boy!

https://www.aquaticsworld.co.uk/wp-cont ... h-tank.jpg

/predictable
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sorry, my childish shit-posting must continue...



(the accent is flawless!)
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A female Gandalf?

What the actual fuck?

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just blundered onto this wee nugget of info - a complete track listing of the music on the "golden record" sent into space aboard the Voyager probe. https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/whats-on-the-record/music/ A very broad mix. Anyway, thought some of you peeps might be interested. (Yes, I ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Not at all. I just think he needs a nap.

And perhaps some quality time on Brokeback Mountain.
Am I allowed to laugh at that or would it be evidence of my rampant (flaming?) homophobia?
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: Have you gone completely off your rocker?
Are you mental health shaming Matt?

by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If we can come to some kind of consensus regarding police shooting, or defensive shooting in general, perhaps it might be that shooting a fleeing subject is kind of not cool? Perhaps it's my terrible written English (thick cunt) or poor powers of expression? My point has always been focused upon ev...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If you think our disappointment in activists' failure to effectively persuade others to combat climate change = 'wingtardery', then yeah, maybe you should flounce off to the safe confines of some SJW echo chamber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUOACGtGfA http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/201...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: Fuck you (not you, Hunt).
Buy me dinner and a case of hard-twat* and I might consider it.

Erm...you are female, right? :think:
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: I don't expect anything I say to go unchallenged...<snip>
Yes you do.

Sorry, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Boris made a funny...

by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Maybe Greta needs some of this: https://nypost.com/2019/09/16/women-are-getting-plastic-surgery-to-fix-resting-bitch-face/ Wow. Also the video at the bottom for "designer" nipples. Women are weird. I know a woman who has a designer vagina (no, seriously) and will often get it out for inspection. Ap...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone who doesn't fire at least three rounds in quick succession should not wield a handgun "Shoot to annoy" "Shoot to hurt" "Shoot to scare" "Shoot to wound" All equally absurd. If you've made the decision to let the lead fly, there's only one aim (pun!), anything less is stupidity. 2-3 in each t...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Strap yourself in, this is going to be a bumpy ride! Women react better in disasters than men because men are more likely to go to the window and watch, study finds Then... The study found women are more likely to take cover, while men tend to watch the action or go out and help But men want to stay...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And just how much footage of cops doing an ordinary good job is shown? Nearly 1 million LEOs in the US, hundreds of millions of LEO-civilian interactions per year, yet you've determined the entire fucking institution "is in desperate need of reform" based on some attention-grabbing clips shared on ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm curious - for all the times I've heard unwashed hippies railing against the police, I've yet to hear a proposed solution (realistic, achievable, not susceptible to the same problems found within current police systems etc) or anything beyond the generic "we need to reform it" mantra. Police are ...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

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Cops?



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: vicious little failure
Ouch!

That wasn't even aimed at me but I still felt the sting! Teach me, master... :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Stay a while and listen...



Seriously, let it play in the background - it'll take you places!
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 137269

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: Some of them were quite exotic looking ...
Are you fetishising the struggles of my leek-munching cousins?

by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Speaking of Justin Ibn Ali Bongo...

by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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SM1957 wrote: I reckon I'm 1.2 Trudeaux on the Justin Trudeau scale of racism.
That's racist as fuck; where are the pale blue people?

#PictLivesMatter #BlueAndProud #OchAyeTheHaggis
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

N'yuk... ;)

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Heh.

Make sure you turn on the sound...

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Come on you tease....... "Soldier" magazine (SM) is a massively popular monthly publication which is read by servicemen & civilian alike. It details a wide variety of subject matter from within the defense community (equipment, procurement, trials, op tours, sports, you name it - if the UK military...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Justin Trudeau in "brown"face photograph from 2001: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49749851 Strangely enough, Justicar made a twat about this very subject and it opened the door for me to post an infamous picture: https://twitter.com/Bhurzum/status/1174498588271026176 The fucking uproar t...