If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

HAHA!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick - these people really are mental!

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Fuck you Jessie.

Wha ye cawin' Jessie, y'fuckin' stawner? Ah'd burst ye but mah maw'd beat us tae it!

Aye.

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=uHoIQa_kXkA ww.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4Q-WWyl3Q ww.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87_sp6ROs I hate that bastard song. The soundtrack to the games are vastly superior to the show, capture the atmosphere perfectly and greatly enhance the overall experience. Cannot stress that enough! Oh,...

There was a time when that was a ritual on the Pit. But then we obviously ran out of fucks to give. So it's nice to see that it continues elsewhere on the web. Yeah, I get the feeling that most of the long-term 'pitters are like crusty old veterans of that particular battle. https://lh3.googleuserc...

A tweet-thread to watch - it could prove to be quite interesting if it gains traction:

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑But since Hunt obviously survived, I'll post another photo of my latest Beretta purchase:

Here's mine:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/410/cpspr ... 021268.jpg

Note: It takes a real man to look this fabulous!

I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93. I'd like to die the same way as Dave Lister - died at the age of 175 (if I remember correctly) after crashing his personal jet. His own fault, he was removing his girlfriend's bra with his teeth and lost control of the jet. Yup, th...

RIP Honor Blackman :(

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑We should start by calling this thing the Xiaoping virus, or the Winnie the Ping virus just to get the malevolent old codger really steamed.

We're calling it "One Party Pneumonia" because...well, communism.

Though personally, I'm hoping for more pictures of cute Scottish girls. Normally I'd be duty-bound to windpipe you for that but: 1) I'm learning to deal with my savagery 2) I'm very proud of my kids 3) They're from the finest of stock (me!) so praise for them is praise for me ;) Ok, ok, since you a...

Yet another possible 'rona-killer: Coronavirus Australia: Ivermectin, Anti-parasitic drug kills COVID-19 in lab https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-ivermectin-antiparasitic-drug-kills-covid19-in-lab/news-story/615c435e56aefc4b704f4fd890bd4c2c An anti-parasi...

...and I'm cured!

Screeching electric guitar, face-melting solos and grinding death-metal dirges it is.

Still, was nice whilst it lasted.

Parting shot:

Perfect music for the here and now...

Starting to develop a real taste for ethnic/obscure music and instruments. I'll be buying folk music before the year is over... :oops:

Bhurzum - it sounds like you've made the right first step and made contact and allowed a bit of free wheeling conversation/blame offloading etc. IMHO the worst thing for you to do now would be to insert yourself into the space as father and protector. I would suggest that you maintain low key conta...

I got some good advice from my therapist. He told me that I need to make sure she understands that I am always here to help. That I should let her know I only want the best for her. I may not know what this looks like, but I am open to trying to understand what she needs. That sounds like solid adv...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑I'll need to work on my stance and my trigger pull.

I take it "First pressure, second pressure, release and follow-through" are also taught in the states? If not, I'm an extremely experienced coach and will gladly DM you hints/tips.

(sorry if that's egg-sucking!)

Well, after a lengthy spell of radio silence, I managed to get in touch with my daughters again. Basically, a friend of a friend let slip that my youngest, always the more level-headed of the pair, has moved in with a "nae user" (Scottish slang for a scumbag), promptly lost her job, severed all ties...

No idea where the source sits upon the reliability/bias spectrum buuut... BREAKING: Breakthrough Medical Study For Hyroxychloroquine May Vindicate Trump And Change Everything https://trendingpolitics.com/breaking-breakthrough-medical-study-for-hyroxychloroquine-may-vindicate-trump-and-change-everyth...

Hunt wrote: ↑You can't do it on the right hand?

Ableism.

#Nazi #Racism #Bigot #REEEEE

Woohoo! The 'pit lives!

Hope everyone is well and keeping their chin up. Also, I hope the avatars return to the left - seeing them on the right makes my brain itch!

Preparing massive shit-post frenzy...wait out.

The U.N. are almost beyond parody...

Some of the threads are comedy gold.

I don’t know who these people are or why they are here. But they are not Australian. Fucking Coronavirus is turning the place feral. I must be living in a bubble - other than the news and social media, I wouldn't even know there's a "scare" at the moment. I can wander into the local shops, buy a fu...

I think Youtube has started hosting strange gay-porn...

It's actually quite funny. Also, his channel is a hoot!

Things are heating up in UK coastal waters! Tory government tells EU that Royal Navy will be sent in to protect UK waters from European fishing vessels 'We have significantly increased our enforcement capability....we think that is sufficient' https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/royal-nav...

"Based Faggot" Milo Yiannopoulos demonstrates the value of fighting fire with fire. SJW cretins love to play the "get them fired" game but hate it when the tables are turned... A waitress who attempted to have Milo Yiannopoulos removed from a restaurant in New Jersey for being “racist” was subsequen...

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑Fuck me, you're a dirty beast. (But I about pissed myself at the disgusting imagery)

https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uplo ... arsetutf-8

Fuck the sniff-test, it's chowin' time!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑a diet consisting solely of lard, beef dripping, and whale blubber

Sounds like a session of growling at Melody Hensley's badger.

Yum!

mordacious1 wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
IM NOT DEAD!!!
Troublemaker huh? (Whack)

"I don't want to go into the incinerator!"

"Oh, don't be such a baby!"

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑If you had a tattoo there it would be the ultimate tramp stamp.

It would be a queer tattoo...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
screwtape wrote: ↑ She has a remarkable degree of telecanthus. ?FAS
Uma Thurman anyone?

I'd never noticed that before. Don't get me wrong, I'd still crawl over 500m of dog turds, junkie needles and broken glass just to fap over her shadow!

I'm a romantic kinda guy, y'see... ;)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑I'll pre-empt burzhum here to say - I bet she does.

https://media.giphy.com/media/U1aN4HTfJ ... /giphy.gif

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Not really my thing

Not my cup of bile either. However, for some strange reason, I find myself really enjoying his content.

MarcusAu wrote: ↑but as far as youtube channels go...there's plenty more fish in the sea.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/2c/54 ... 46b79c.png

A bit random - this channel, dedicated to fish/aquatic plants, is one of the most relaxing things I've seen in ages.

I'm hooked on his vids!

Like a warped version of a "beat 'em up" computer game, we can now choose our "fighter" in the climate-change battle of the retards...

This isn't going to go away, is it?

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Didn't ask for Svandenberg's or Chips Ahoy's, did I?

https://media.giphy.com/media/k26RcKonYKTvO/giphy.gif

In the valley of Svandenberg, the droopy-norked drunkard is beauty-queen.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ It might have been better if Amy and Rebecca had got drunk and got their norks out.

Define "better" please :lol:

Just plugging this "bot" account on twatter. It spits out random pictures with blurbs like a machine gun - some are very interesting.

If you use twatter and enjoy historical imagery, you'll not regret following.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑His only disappointment was likely having a complete cunt of a son.

Fackin' 'ell! We'll make a squaddie of you yet!

Sorry for your loss, John D - sounds like your Dad had good innings and was a good sort!

Hunt wrote: ↑I can't remember a thing after dropping that pill last night. Sure hope I didn't make a fool out of myself.

You were the very picture of control and moderation...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f6df8f ... id=5331976

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Yikes! HMac, my favorite GILF, is beginning to look like Billary!!!

I'm currently using a virtual keyboard so no foul-mouthed string of sexist obscenities from me. Winged monkey has been deployed, normal service shall resume shortly.

Are you saying she was marked from the beginning to end up here? She's had her path throught the army forest marked, swept clean, concreted over and even replaced with a moving walkway? Let's just say her career won't have many bumps in the road and regardless of ability or effort, she'll land a cu...

British Army officer becomes first woman to pass brutal Para course https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/41B9/production/_110952861_mod.jpg https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51553815 Sounds fantastic, right? Great for diversity and representation, a brilliant role model for female soldiers and p...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Won't you think of the poor Scotts trying to get work in England. Why do you hate them so?

Fuck 'em.

Ginger cunts...

Well, it's PRONOUNCED luxury yacht … :lol: It could be worse, it could be pronounced Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser...

screwtape wrote: ↑Yacht Girl & Cabin Boy aren't going to like that.

Yes but is she "luxury" yacht girl?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/11/16 ... 19c267.jpg

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Office Bird would like to remind the 'pit that certain members have been arguing for gender neutral facilities.

Message passed.

I think this is a perfectly reasonable "ask" by the government.

Backlash in 3...2...1... :lol:

Try November Well, I just finished watching November - absolutely loved it! The story, suitably nutty, was very enjoyable (and well acted) but for me, the real selling point was the cinematography! Almost every shot is like a work of art; I could easily see framed stills being used to decorate an a...

A day in the life of a Vancouver Island arborist. He's a limey that apparently was inspired by the Python's Lumberjack Song to move to BC and chop down mighty trees. I'll file this under "Fuck that for a game of soldiers!" When he took the top off the tree, my arsehole was chewing a toffee. Nope, n...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Try

November

Will do.

David Silverman weighs in on the Jonny Depp/Amber Heard fiasco...

:popcorn:

Think I've posted his stuff before.

Simply amazing.

I won't say where, but I stumbled upon another forum recently, and my eye was drawn by a very familiar style of photoshopped image. Yes, Pitizen Ape+Lust is doing his thing elsewhere. He goes by a different name, but his work is drawing amazed gasps over there just as it used to do here...and who k...

jugheadnaut wrote: ↑Hopefully, it will turn into death penalty via Russian jail.

We can only hope get gets a massive helping of what he gave to his victim.

Trying to cheer myself up with the latest Pronkular video.

And it's a doozy!

Chaturbate, e-girls, oh my!

This is just...fuck it. Read it or don't. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5198105/Nobody-called-cops-woman-beaten-death-husband.html Very, very angry. Fuck. He needs to be put down, slowly. And the arseholes who did nothing, including the police, when they could have and should have should...

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