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by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

To be quite honest, I'm more of a "swords 'n' sandals" kinda guy (really setting myself up with that, huh?) although I'm a "high fantasy" nut as opposed to "shit ages" fiction. Got to be dragons, orcs, pointy-eared wussies (elves, obviously) and a vast, supporting cast of rogues, barbarians, buxom w...
by Bhurzum
Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

MarcusAu wrote: If the culture wars have devolved to the point where it's Wars vs Trek' - I think I'm going to have to re-think my commitment.
Dune, bitches!
by Bhurzum
Mon Feb 15, 2021 5:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I love to tell people how I dated a colored girl in high school. When they inevitably politically correct my adjective, I drop the boom: she was a mixed raced girl from South Africa. This one is true. I "dated" a multi-colored girl in Canada - she was blue when I met her (winter, outside the bar we...
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 14, 2021 3:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Heh...don't shoot the messenger!

by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks!



:clap:
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Treating dogs humanely is now an act of 'white supremacy' according to the left And yet the WH press corps keep fawning over Jen Psaki. Wait... I object. I think Jen needs a good spanking... and I am the man to give it to her. Dude, giving a dog a bone is an act of kindness. https://thumbs.gfycat.c...
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Treating dogs humanely is now an act of 'white supremacy' according to the left https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6229383338001 “According to leftist Professor Katja Guenther, dogs are being killed and mistreated by minorities because of capitalism, anthroparchy , white supremacy, and patriarchy,...
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

That's it, I'm fucking done!



(no, it's not a parody!)
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

A bit of light-hearted twattery...

by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: jinx
Too little, too late...
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Toulouse-Lautrec invented kiddy-fiddling. Don't stoop to his level. Stunted though it may be, your bigotry dwarves* my own! * Intenshunil spelign. That's the long and the short of it. I'm going to be the bigger man and walk away... Pity, that leaves potential for continued repartee stunted. Small t...
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Correction to last - employment ban-hammer.

(edit button, routinely)
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Gina Carano gets the twitter ban-hammer...

by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Toulouse-Lautrec invented kiddy-fiddling.
Don't stoop to his level.
Stunted though it may be, your bigotry dwarves* my own!

* Intenshunil spelign.
That's the long and the short of it.
I'm going to be the bigger man and walk away...
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Toulouse-Lautrec invented kiddy-fiddling.
Don't stoop to his level.
Stunted though it may be, your bigotry dwarves* my own!

* Intenshunil spelign.
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 10, 2021 1:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Toulouse-Lautrec invented kiddy-fiddling.

France is directly responsible for every yank nonce!
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Brive1987 wrote: I recall watching the Christchurch shooter in action. From memory he fucked up his magazine changes and was nearly taken down during one such fumble.
Practice...that's how you clear-out Carnegie Hall.
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

What benefit does limiting magazine capacity serve? Instructor: The rifle fires, rifle stops! Student: Tilts the body of the rifle to the left and looks at the position of the cocking-lever. Instructor: The cocking-lever is fully to the rear. Student: Looks inside the body of the weapon (exaggerate...
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 07, 2021 1:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

For Barn Owl (if he/she still lurks here?)



Those talons give me the willies!
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 06, 2021 11:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Ya wee fuckin' beauty! Gerrit right up ye!

by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Brive1987 wrote: Bogan with a beer can.
Is that the sequel to this?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... poster.jpg

Was that the joke? I'm very slow these days and miss lots of references... :(
by Bhurzum
Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Speaking of blood in the snow...the Dyatlov Pass question is finally solved? https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2021/01/has-science-solved-history-greatest-adventure-mystery-dyatlov/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB I'm not smart enough to draw my own conclusion(s) but this seems to be ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Also, haggis is fucking delicious.

Cunts.
by Bhurzum
Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Speaking of gutteral Scottish outbursts - Dankula (remember him?) got into a twatter-fight with Seth Rogan, bit of a storm in a teacup really, but Rogan couldn't leave it alone...



(and not a single haggis in sight!)
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 04, 2021 8:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Hunt wrote: No, it's just interesting that shooting the shit here is considered normal until you say something counter to the prevailing opinion of a certain clique.
Aaah, I remember when I was "jumped in" - it feels like yesterday!

by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Lsuoma wrote: Hey, Bhurzo: marks out of two?
I'd lend her one.

/Scottish
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 03, 2021 4:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: The most you can say is that he might be making an effort to speak more clearly without an accent.
Ouch! Right in the Scotsman!
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

I'm just going to float this idea out here, since I know there are more than a couple adherents. Maybe...just maybe....Andrew Ngo is a..... .... ... crackpot. Let's take this slowly. I'm going to talk you down from this ledge real easy. I was raise in the SF Bay area. I've known more than a few fam...
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

John D wrote: She thinks that any woman who would have sex for money only does it cause some guy makes her.
I know a female pimp - ex hooker turned boss of a group of about ten working girls. No male involvement beyond the customer base.

(No, I'm not a customer, I'm friends with one of her girls)
by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

John D wrote: Jesus H. Christ! That rear rotor must miss that cliff by a few feet... WTF.
Yup, it's brown-trousers all the way!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

Brown-trouser time, chaps!



Had to deploy like this several times*, not funny, very unpleasant! Mahoosive respect to the pilots!

* Nothing flashy like sniper insertion. Well, I say flashy, that's the last thing a sniper team wants...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

Friend challenged me to watch this without sniffing or wobbling of the lip.

I lost.

Note: He wrote this for his father, stage 4 kidney disease, a "goodbye" in song form.



Yup, I was dribbling like a little bitch with a skinned knee.
by Bhurzum
Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 890
Views: 25504

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

A wee bit of light-hearted comedy.



God knows we could use the escape.
by Bhurzum
Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:39 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Thweet Jethuth!



(Impressive jubblies for an old bird!)
by Bhurzum
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:41 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

For months on end, he's seen BLM/Antifa smashing store fronts and looting them, setting buildings on fire, toppling statues, beating people within an inch of their lives and even KILLING, FOR MONTHS, WITH ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY, AND ZERO PUNISHMENTS, and THIS is the straw that breaks the camel's back?...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Jeezus, Bhurzum, since you're so hot on this bint, could you fly over here and figure out a way to keep her mouth from talking?
A healthy dose of "Doctor" Bhurzum's hot, salty throat-wash would do the trick.

(it's 100% organic!)
by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Really? wrote: Who is Smellody?
Mandatory, near Pavlovian, response to hearing her name:

by Bhurzum
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:20 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: speaking of perfectly reasonable imposition...
Very heavy-handed policing.

However, the entire scenario would have been very different if they'd simply let the Bill have a quick look around.

Just saying...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

snip Love the Sisters Of Mercy! I knew a few of their songs without knowing who they were, but have now binge listened to them on Spotify. Love the Sisters of Mercy! Good man! If you've not already heard it, this is probably my favourite SOM track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGtNeeLabJg It jus...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: We should probably get married.
I must admit, I'd make a radiant bride - white dress, wild beard, combat boots and my thousand-yard stare.

(I'm such a catch - you'd need to catch me first - literally!)
by Bhurzum
Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:17 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Shall we call them Blamtifas?
Semarunts.

(Seditious Marxist Cunts)

Not as catchy but hey-ho. As long as the killing-burst catches them all, who cares?
by Bhurzum
Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I know it's just a family playing in their living room, but the little girl's Mick Jagger moves are a hoot. <snippety> That's got to be the most wholesome thing I've ever seen on this site! Also, this is my favourite cover of the track - dark, gloomy, very "downer" in tone...perfect! https://www.yo...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: "When you do, can I have your phone?" is probably the most efficient response.
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/ ... ildren.gif
by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:35 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Serious post alert. No, honestly, I'm dropping my shit-poster mask for a moment and want to ask a genuine question. Still open to trolling (obviously) but honest answers or advice would be appreciated. OK, on with the show... I live alone. Own my own property (and very nice it is too!), am financial...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:45 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Porridge? It's just cooked horse food. Can I have brown sugar and cream on mine please. Actually, it's quite nice with some kiwi juice, not a pun/setup, 100% serious. My ex used to live on the stuff and had dozens of little tweaks she'd make to turn it into a highly delicious and fairly healthy mea...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: I'll take many insults, but don't you diss my Weetbix (breakfast and dinner of champions).
Fake news.

Weetabix is for girls, bairns and...*ahem*... blokes who have a background in the performing arts.

Porridge, laddie, porridge is the breakfast of champions.

https://i.imgflip.com/2r1bnq.jpg
by Bhurzum
Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Bring on the Flappers.
So many spam-butterfly images, forum rules, boorish behaviour...must...resist...temptation!

by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SSgyGJVDmfc/hqdefault.jpg I fucking hate Shives - he's exactly the type of wanker I'd gleefully kick in the teeth until my leg got tired. Then I'd switch legs. However, I do feel a slight pang of sympathy for the spineless excuse-for-a-man and predict nothing but strife, hear...
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Moron.
Did someone say my name?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 18/a33.png

(purple ones taste best!)
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Yet another travel vlog YouTuber, very similar to Bald & Bankrupt, tons of footage on his channel. His Sri Lanka logs are a joy to watch/listen to even though his personality and presentation style are somewhat bland. Anyway, this vid, part of a much larger series, really shows the hospitality of th...
by Bhurzum
Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: One of my new favorite sites:

https://whitehotharlots.tumblr.com/
Not enough pictures. Too wordy. Makes brane hurt.

(Only read first article - pretty interesting views, well written. Bookmarked.)
by Bhurzum
Sun Dec 27, 2020 8:53 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This looks very professional... https://twitter.com/Jen70717630/status/1343118073704886278 Whilst I'm not in the "vaccine = evil scheme" camp, I'll be fucked if I'm going to allow some rando in a wooly hat and no gloves stick me with a needle. Doubly so if there's no medi-swabbing prior to the injec...
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Out you popped, out of your mummies tumpkin and everyone shouted : “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!”. And somebody said “but it hasn’t got a winkle!”. And then I said “A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!” And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a...
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Fucking hell, SD, that book is a laugh-a-minute! If it's a good representation of standard feminist writings, small wonder they're a shower of bat-shit fruitcakes. Screw the necronomicon, that accursed book would blast my sanity after a few chapters!
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 8963806

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: It has pictures.
Sold!