If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Lsuoma wrote: ↑RIP Green Cross Man.

Yup, gone to the giant space station in the clouds!

Same. Mental acuity is my concern. I've been finding lately that I've been replacing a key word in a sentence with a word that I've either just seen, e.g. on a sign, or that I had previously been thinking about. E.g. went into a shop and started talked to the assistant about Colorado shorts instead...

I mean... seriously. Could you find any white people like this to say shit about black people. If someone asked me what blacks are superior at... I would say "football... or basketball... or track... or jazz music." You know, something like that. I would never say they where superior at "murder or ...

Fucking racist black bastards.

There, I said it.

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Any group of people with a predominately pallorous persuasion and appropriating for themselves a Term.of.Colour should be treated with suspicion.

What about people who play...erm...metal of colour?

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Sometimes there are some people that you need to keep an eye on...sounds like a job for the Black Watch. It was bad enough when they were absorbed into the horror-show that is 1 SCOTS, 2 SCOTS, 3 SCOTS etc. Anyway, if they had applied themselves in school, they could have joined the Armoured Corps....

John D wrote: ↑I just gotta say.... it is hard for me to not turn into a full blown racist.

I'm not racist - some of my best friends are white!

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑ A question for the meat diet exponents. How have you factored in the mTOR pathway and epigenetic aging into your decisions? Is there a way to mitigate it?

Um...roll 3D10 and adjust the result based upon your position on the alignment chart.

(I'm Lawful evil so I get a -2 to save)

Osculum infame, osculum infame for everyone!

(onions optional)

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.

Killed by a hoax virus.

(according to cretins)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Nothing like a bunch of nubile, bundalicous, spanish pole vaulters to cure you of the Hot/Crazy Matrix.

You had me at "pole"...wait, what?

/Gay

Erm...I'm moving to America if Kiddy-sniffer wins!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Sarah Silverman.

There was a time when I lusted after her like a maniac.

I got better.

The ghost of Christmas past (Mykeru) is squaring up to Hippyf00t...my betting slip has "Mykeru to win" on it!

I love Mykeru's caustic sense of humour!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Service Dog wrote: ↑I put my dog down today.

Heartbreaking.

I'm sorry for your loss, Dog.

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑w.youtube.com/watch?v=Kew730_rJJM&ab_channel=BasilBrushOfficial

Cute.

This is probably more realistic:

("Mongrels" was such a good show!)

MarcusAu wrote: ↑It turned and gave me a pointed look.

Animals have a sixth sense.

They can spot a commie wrong 'un a mile away.

Brive1987 wrote: ↑

(she looks a bit jail-baity but I'm not googling her to find out...no sir!)

I think some hothead will shoot-up one of these Big Media/Tech places... Google or maybe Rockefeller Center where they broadcast the morning shows. Don't waste your ammo. Shoot rats. Nobody, but nobody, minds if you shoot rats (except for a certain emeritus biology prof). Here is a very well fed vi...

Curious to see someone of the Jewish faith so keen on lists. I follow a dude on Twatter who clearly has a problem with jewish people - he routinely tweets very dodgy comments, his opinions are borderline actionable (he gets thrown into twatter-jail regular as clockwork) and his YT videos, funny tho...

IF Trump manages to prove fraud and overturn the projected Biden win, it will be communist-tears ahoy! IF Biden wins and it's proven to be legit, fair play to the crusty old fart. However, it'll still be communist tears ahoy as every shit-slinging tactic the lefty communists have used against Trump ...

Putting all of the election shenanigans aside for a moment, does anyone remember "Filthy Frank" from the early days of Youtube? The crazy (seriously mentally ill) Japanese dude who churned out a tidal wave of autistic rants, highly offensive "meme" videos, strange episodic tales featuring characters...

I'm trying to decide. After the impending civil war, should your country be renamed the Democratic Republic of America or the Failed States of America? Holy Terra. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/3/3a/TerraHH.jpg/420px-TerraHH.jpg "Beautiful on the surface, but rotten underneath....

Exterminatus.

Exterminatus soon.

2020 continues...

:?

Sweet zombie Jesus, I almost shat! This actually reminds me of Young Frankenstein...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Elly5ngWMAE ... name=large

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
windy wrote: ↑ A deaf botanist is verbally abused due to her disability."
I'd classify that as a victimless crime.

It didn't happen - she's a plant.

/FetchingCoat

Confirmed.

:(

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Someone who works for me is in the TX National Guard. He's just received orders to deploy in case of election disruption and violence...

I'm surprised it has taken so long for this to happen. Still, it has potential for good training value for the troops!

Truly, science is a thing of beauty!

John D wrote: ↑Trump 2020

On behalf of lefties everywhere, I'll simply post this...

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https://indierevolver.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/tick.jpg Aww man, I was gonna say that! :nin: But for recovering ex-Pharyngulites who wondered about their lack of spoons, here is the link forwarded by the charming and well-meaning young woman: https://butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-ch...

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑RIP Eddie.

Feckin' 2020 strikes again...

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N'yuk!

MarcusAu wrote: ↑So I take it that everyone - including the people that will not be voting - have decided how they will be voting.

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She got trolled? To be fair, I'm very late to the Tina S. party - I only stumbled onto her channel/vids about a year ago. Anyway, as far as I can tell, she drew a lot of flak because of her deadpan facial expression(s) whilst playing and was accused of feigning boredom during intensely difficult an...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Brassy, uncouth, henpecked meathead!!!

Those are my finest qualities!

Keating wrote: ↑That's why we call you a Fascist Tit.

That and I refuse to call the bugger "Dear Leader" :bjarte:

I am not a fan of the genre but that was interesting, because I could almost make out the words the guitar was singing. Horses for courses, friend. The world would be a bland place if we were all the same. (Is it just me or is that a thing?) I'm with you on that. Certain songs certainly seem to fea...

Just because...

Note: thumbs behind and over the neck. Heretic!

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑ Happy Scotchtoberfest Bhurzum.

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Ach, awa' an' bile yir heid, y'wee scunnerous tattie-bogle!

MarcusAu wrote: ↑As someone once said - "A wise bear always keeps a marmalade sandwich in his hat in case of emergency"

Now there's a reference!

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Yes, that handsome lad is me.

Too "normal" looking for these trying times. Tell me, have you considered getting flesh-tunnels in your lobes, a couple of "technical" ear piercings, facial tats and a nice Gingham frock?

Anything milsurp would pass fashion muster. My USAF flight jacket in OD with orange liner and zip pockets on the sleeves, accessorized with folding Aviators in a naugahyde pouch and can-opener on the pulltab, remained cool through several trends. Plus it was a fantastic jacket all around. An ill-fi...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Which I've also pondered on my early morning walks...anyone have much experience with infinity?

The poor bastard currently married to my ex does.

(I've spoken to him, nice bloke but a bit...worn down?)

Driftless wrote: ↑
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
MarcusAu wrote: ↑ The place has gone to pot since 1066.
I blame the French.
I blame the Scandinavians.

Scandinavians are just snow-frogs.

:doh:

:clap:

Absolutely beautiful!

Some mad bugger has uploaded this classic #BLM movie to YT - catch it whilst you can!

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
Hunt wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Fuck Nevada.
https://vfxblogsite.files.wordpress.com ... .jpg?w=660
First colonisation of Mars?

Richard Carrier with all his girlfriends?

MarcusAu wrote: ↑Manga Uber Alles...and all that.

I'll just dump this here:

(highly recommended "gateway" to the world of manga)

Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Really? wrote: ↑ And what's with the bees?
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be, vis a vis, its entity (d'you see?)
But can a bee be said to be, or not to be an, entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury.

I like traffic lights.

Erm...remember the Netflix movie Cuties?

Well, I think this pretty much seals the deal!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ehj93uVWAAA ... name=large

Nonce alert! Danger, danger - wrong 'uns!

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Diana Rigg is brown bread...

Seriously, this place has more ninja than ten shitty martial arts movies.

:(

R.I.P.

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KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Trump downplayed the problem and just hoped it would go away. He fucked up.
He turned me into a newt!
You've always been a newt.

It's a fair cop.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Trump downplayed the problem and just hoped it would go away. He fucked up.

He turned me into a newt!

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