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by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: White people enslave dogs tweet. I made a 30 second "Paint" image, posted it as a reply (it garnered a whopping 10 "likes" - my humour is as poor as my creativity) and some bugger reported me for hateful content. Amazingly enough, the drones at Twatter didn't find it offensive and have allowed i...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6129
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Guest_5433a21c wrote: If that's not enough, you can additionally Educate Yourself with their latest thread (this one limited to comments by POC only) on what makes the site so horribly white and racist.
I'd sooner cover myself head-to-toe in papercuts then go swimming in sewage.
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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OZ - routinely.

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://twitter.com/ladypalerider/status/1151121412960268288 I own dogs because I miss owning slaves. Even though I've never owned slaves. Wait, what? White people are genetically predisposed to owning slaves? Literally the master race. When did you hear of slave owners: 1) Lifting a steaming mound...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 86324

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Wow, now I have half as many fans as Dr. Richard Carrier, PhD!
But nowhere near as many girlfriends.
So many fine ones!

amanda_the_hutt.jpg
The file name...lol!
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6129
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I own dogs because I miss owning slaves.

Even though I've never owned slaves.

Wait, what?
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Wow, now I have half as many fans as Dr. Richard Carrier, PhD!
But nowhere near as many girlfriends.
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We land at LHR at 7.10 on Thursday, have a seven-hour layover (we'll pop into town), then hoots mon, it's off tae Inverness, where my sister and her husband run a hotel in the Cairngorms NP. I meant to say, if you get the chance, take a wee trip to the Ptarmigan restaurant: https://visitcairngorms....
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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hoots mon https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3099771.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/tartan.jpg :P Shouldn't that be Roots Mon. "My name is Kunta Kinte!" (sound of haggis bouncing off head) "Naw it isnae, yir name's Angus McGlumpher!" I'll smoke a turd in hell for that one... :(
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: But you've got to watch out for the bears (apparently)
That's ok, I'll wear a MAGA hat and obtain some free bear mace.
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: The scenery is breathtaking. I'd love to hike around the area and soak up some of the green. Vancouver Island is loaded with beautiful scenery and greenery. You could live a long life and hike a different trail or fish a different spot every day for a lifetime. I can't think of anywh...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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free thoughtpolice wrote: The movie was filmed near here. The cannibal cave in the canyon below Elk Falls on the Campbell River. The viking village was in some logging slash next to Johnstone Strait.
The scenery is breathtaking. I'd love to hike around the area and soak up some of the green.
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Loved the Thirteenth Warrior. Michael Crichton. I really enjoyed Ahmad learning the language.
"My mother was a pure woman from a noble family and I at least know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore."

Top insult, right there.
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Loved the book (Eaters of the dead) - movie is not bad.

Buliwyf, the stoic leader of the norsemen, is one of my favourite characters in all of fiction - well, if it counts as fiction.
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: * Not in the same way Bhurzum wants to be behind her.


Hells yeah! I'd even take her down the boozer and introduce her to me mates.

(that's not slang for something pervy!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another interesting YT channel. I thought I was quite artsy as a kid, I'm quite skilled at pen/ink drawing but this guy makes me feel inadequate...



Probably not his best vid, only chose this one for the WoW factor.
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6129
Views: 86324

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I fucking love dogs!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Liquid Kryptonite :lol:
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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RWOOAAAR!

I am teh mighty 'pit-slayer, fear my wrath!

*stomps*

https://www.thehappycatsite.com/wp-cont ... 2/grow.jpg

(employed ginger kitten on purpose - have at it, bastardos!)
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: That's true in the sense that it might have been what would have happened if things were not the way they are.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/98/57 ... ccdab3.jpg
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 86324

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If you're a fascistic privileged hetero-normative patriarch who takes schadenfreude in the despair of wokies similar to those in The Horde, then please enjoy their kvetching about their pointless pain-filled lives. Went to gyno for routine checkup. She did the standard pressing of my belly to see i...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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You know what they say about the Scottish. This is a pretty good sketch in a similar vein... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bs8U6lm9HY The show "Chewin' the fat" is a Scottish national treasure - tons of really good repeat characters and a wealth of one-off skits. Mind you, the accents and cultur...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: No kilts either.
"Ahv goat a licence tae malky an' um urnae afraid tae use it, y'ken?" - Jock "007" Bond, Binraker, 1989.
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: So the first Bond was an American. :whistle:
The first actor who played Bond was American.

Bond (the character) was Scottish.

:popcorn:
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Technically, she's only taking the code number, but is this serious? If La'keesha Bond is a fiercely British, vicious, cold-hearted killing machine who swills vodka martinis, chain-smokes Turkish fags (lol) and is decked head-to-toe in bespoke finery (with union flag knickers), I'll have no problem...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My name? Itsh Bond. Sh'fonquay Bond. The black woman who will be the next 007: New James Bond film will feature British actress Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html#comments ...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: An example of hazing done right.
Poor bear. I know it's a kindness but I still feel sorry for the furry bugger.
Which fraternity was it for?
This one?

by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6129
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free thoughtpolice wrote: An example of hazing done right.
Poor bear. I know it's a kindness but I still feel sorry for the furry bugger.
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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For all your bear solutions...



(popped up on YT out of the blue!)
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:25 am
Here is a way to rid your yard of unwanted cats.....
More engineer porn - nice one! Subbed to his channel :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I sometimes can't believe a guy that talks this way is the President. If the election were tomorrow I would put a Trump sign on my lawn. I've got to be honest, at first I "supported" Trump as a means to an end - lulz. If it triggers feminists, SJW's and the precious snowflake brigade, I'll pretend ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I considered hot-wiring my garbage cans. But it's also been raiding my feed room at the barn, and coming onto my deck. Where I sleep in the summer.
https://media.makeameme.org/created/bui ... 5a591e.jpg

:lol:
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote: "Shooting irons"? Isn't that cultural appropriation from the Cowboy Nation?
Darn tootin' it is.

*spittoon sound effect*
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote: You'd laugh at the triggers on the pair of muzzle loaders my father built from scratch.<snip>
They sound awesome, proper "shooting irons" as we call them ;)

Oh, and "Bisley bullet" is still a sarcastic term for a bad-shot in the Army.
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Maybe one of you Brits can 'splain this one to me. My world has been turned upside down. I always thought the US was home to fascistically over-equipped cops, and Brits had their sane and modest bobbies, then I happened upon this youtube:<snip> It's situational. I watched a vid of guys digging up o...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: Sounds a bit Po-Mo
That's a no go, mofo.
Yo yo, it's da po-po fo 'sho!

https://i2.wp.com/unitedgangs.com/wp-co ... 4/wsp2.jpg
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Sentence 9 months but due to time served and various automatic deductions he will be out in less than 3 months.
And straight back in again.

Because thicko.
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: No-Go on Ro-Go?
Next week: ゴーゴー夕張 joins Rogan for a chat.

Or...

Go-go-go on Ro-Go.

https://i.gifer.com/1Ypz.gif

I'll get me kimono... :bjarte:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Andy Ngo on Joe Rogan:

by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, I'm praying this is accurate!

Warning: Leaked spoilers (lol!) for up-and-coming DC superqueero movie. Also, uber-neckbeard/nerd'splaining.



This movie sounds like a steaming mound of infected mongrel shit :P
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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There's no way this could backfire...



:popcorn:
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Almost as good as the Tracy Ulman "Jamie" sketches...

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Technically, it's a 12hr limited suspension, but I can only get back if I give twitter my phone number. Fuck that - I don't trust those buggers at all. Besides, I've gotten a bit sick of twitter recently, so it'll provide a good impetus to break the habit. Nooooooooo! I need more chlorinated chicke...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BoxNDox wrote: If you're confused about musical styles, Scott Bradlee created this handly guide for you:
Sorry, BoxNDox, wasn't being rude, I missed your reply.

That was pretty cool; I'm impressed he managed to put the bass-drop into the dubstep! Also loved the transition into techno, very catchy indeed.
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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mordacious1 wrote: I’ve heard that there are young women who will trade casual sex for a decent meal. Apparently, it’s called a “Foodie Call”. Although, with the price of a decent meal nowadays, it might be cheaper to just pay up front and skip the meal.
Or take a pipe-wrench and skip payment altogether.

;)
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Need to attend to all the details before pulling off a crime like this, ya know.


:lol:
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Since you've given me an excuse to post song covers - here's what I consider to be the best Johnny Cash / Joe Strummer collaboration...
I'd never heard that before - cheers, man.
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Was listening to 80s rock station today and happened upon this jem: Heh. A couple of years ago I was on a long drive in a rental. At roughly 04:00hrs, somewhere just south of the border, a track came on the radio - a very stripped down "surf-punk" track (DJ's words, not mine) that had me toe-tappin...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Look for their version of "Creep" Yup, it's brilliant! The jury is still out on the "High and dry" cover but it's growing on me. Gutted there's no version of this - my #1 Radiohead track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRIfExb4ddM I defy anyone to not like this song...it's 100% pure bliss. Lyrics ...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Holy crap, the channel "Post modern jukebox" looks like it might be a goldmine.

:P

(Sorry for the spam)
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm a twat - just noticed the "vintage 30's" in the title.

Twat, twat, twat!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, bend me over a barrel and bugger me with a toasting fork! As already mentioned, I've been exploring other types of music (still horribly hooked on blues!) and have been playing some...interesting stuff. However, there has always been one genre I've avoided like the plague - jazz: atonal trash,...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:41 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: I see that every time I have a Jodrell I'll be abusing a world heritage sit, now.
Can't beat a good Barclay's with a pile of quality Frankie Vaughan.

(only posting this to spread confusion)
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:17 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Someone broke the pit...again...and I think I know who.
http://www.achievement-maker.com/xbox/' ... il.com.png
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Mainly I think it was a new toy we wanted to play with; we wanted to show the Soviets who was boss, and Japan had the misfortune of coming up on the short list.
http://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPL ... 63e43.jpeg