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by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: More likely to be full of Geordies & Mackems. ;)
Southern shandy-drinking puffs.

(I've still got me eye on you, Phil...)
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5417
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I'm considering walking Hadrian's Wall (or part thereof) during an upcoming vacation, and was wondering if any older (or otherwise) members of the pit have recollection of this time period or part of the country. It's full of Scots. Which makes it a right fine place to be. https://i.kym-cdn.com/pho...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: Finally found a sport I'm prepared to sit down and watch with a beer:

Is this a legit sport?
Are there regional and national teams?
Do they need any physiotherapists?

Asking for myself!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Do they have a no-hair-pulling rule in combat?

It's not the sort of thing you'd have to worry about if it was 10,000 Tim Poole's being sent to the front line.
Oh you bastard! You nearly got me - my coffee cup had almost made it to my mouth as I read that! Close but no cigar...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. John D picked the right week to stop consuming internet. I have a really strange problem with Tim Pool - apart from his habitual fence-sitting, I'm suffering from a Pavlovian response to seeing him on-screen. I watched a vid of someone swiping his bean...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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mordacious1 wrote: Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
3.6 roentgen - not great, not terrible.

:dance:
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sulman wrote: Todays' IDF image to balance those burly Swedes:
If she's going to lean against the wagon, she can first-parade the bastard.

(or let me dip her levels!)
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lesbian London bus attack update: Perps ran off but the cops arrived immediately, four men atacked them yet five have been arrested but not charged. (The attack happened a fortnight ago) No footage released even though London is the most surveilled city in the world and each London bus has several ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Uh-oh, looks like Titania has competition...



:o
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: And yes, we've watched Chernobyl, and plan on watching it again soon. Just great.
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I can dream...
In colour?
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ahh, they look fine. Certainly no worse than 'Hatchet Face' in John Waters 'Crybaby' for instance. A bunch of working class women - doing some good in the world. And most likely they have a good sense of humour too. That feminist tattoo is like the neon colours on poisonous frogs - a stark warning ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Nicht Nicht Gruppen-Gropen Schwimmen-Wimmen Verbotten https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469194/Meet-girl-bikini-clad-Groping-Guards-vigilantes-patrol-swimming-pools-Kalmar-Sweden-stop-migrants-molesting-female-bathers.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/29/11/31AF495A00000578-34691...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Regenbogen = Rainbow
Rot und Grun und Blau und gelb!

*clicks heels*

ICH CAN PAINT EIN REGENBOGEN!

*nazi salute*

https://i.redd.it/9kp6jux3dlnz.jpg
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another fair and balanced piece of journalism about Dank & Sue... https://twitter.com/SUEHULK/status/1139482447903711233 If you've been following Sue on twatter (@SueHulk), she already explained that several friends "pulled out" of the wedding due to work or other commitments and also predicted ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Speaking of edgy Scottish comedians - did you see Kevin Bridges on 'The Last Leg' (yet another UK News-Comedy panel show for those not in the know). He forgets where he lives. He'll bump into the wrong person and end up in a puddle of his own piss, blood and tooth fragments. It's called "doing a Ga...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Smackdown in Ohio - Oberlin gets hit with maximum $22MM punitive damages!!

:burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f67ebc4 ... id=5656915
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Definitely going to watch it anyway, but here's an overlong Thuderfoot video on how the nuclear science in the movie is about on the level of Twin Peaks: The Return. Quite an interesting vid, thanks for linking it. There were elements of the show I had my doubts about - my CBRN quals are basic (com...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Mwuhahahaha! Police to investigate Jo Brand battery acid comments https://www.itv.com/news/2019-06-13/bbc-defends-comedian-jo-brand-over-battery-acid-joke/ A BBC spokeswoman said the jokes made on the Heresy show are "deliberately provocative and go against societal norms". She added they are "not i...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: She's cute but a bit too hot & dusky for my taste, I prefer to snuggle up next to the log fire with a cool siberian tigress.
Commie skank - biodegradable figure eleven.

"Watch and shoot!"
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Look at the button, Bhurzo - it's just ACHING for you to undo it with your teeth...
In my poor physical condition, she'd be my undoing. What a way to go...humped into oblivion by an IDF hottie!
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: I bet a female North Korean soldier could crush coconuts with her thighs. :P
I'd rather place my nuts between the thighs of a certain IDF officer...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/93 ... N7bQnT.jpg

I'm telling you, one day she will be mine...oh yes! :P
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Additional: This gay pride parade is seriously squared away! The dressing, timing and effort on display might even give me a stiffy! Jesus Christ, I might even hump the GF tonight...

by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Better than the previous one, IMHO

witter.com/PepoWoodz/status/1137296532485443584


yet-another sport dominated by the male pros...

That is truly horrific!

I need a palate cleanser...

by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Chernobyl was really good. Yup, the general buzz about the show is very positive with many suggesting it might clean-up at various awards. I hope it does well, it certainly deserves recognition. There was obviously some dramatisation but generally they did a fantastic job. I listened to an intervie...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Say hello to my new desktop wallpaper!

(I laughed at this way more than I should have)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I went to the local Zoological gardens the other week.

The occasion was rather enjoyable on the whole. Though not quite the ecstatic experience that some may have found it to be.
Try huffing poppers the next time you go?
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: my last: false alarm - cancel, cancel, cancel.

Bah, that would have been fucking priceless! :dance:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hoo-boy, this has potential! Nothing official (yet) but here's hoping... :lol:



Goatfuckers...literal goatfuckers! :clap:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Whereas Opera seems to have a bias against Thinifers.
Opera is all about having a healthy set of lungs ;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Whereas Opera seems to have a bias against Thinifers.
Opera is all about having a healthy set of lungs ;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Warning: Contains massive spoilers - don't watch if you're going to enjoy the actual show.



(final scene from last episode)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just binge-watched "Chernobyl" - cannot recommend it highly enough. Very strong cast, almost every face you see is well-known, the production value looks through the roof (it's HBO) and the whole thing is a gritty warts-and-all account of the circumstances surrounding the Chernobyl disaster. Seriou...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just binge-watched "Chernobyl" - cannot recommend it highly enough. Very strong cast, almost every face you see is well-known, the production value looks through the roof (it's HBO) and the whole thing is a gritty warts-and-all account of the circumstances surrounding the Chernobyl disaster. Serious...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: Talking of Brexit .. Here's EU Supergirl giving it to ya! :dance:
20 seconds in and I could feel the cancer trying to form in my ass...ugh!
You must be super tough to last 20 seconds.
My GF wishes I could last...[snip]
by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Talking of Brexit .. Here's EU Supergirl giving it to ya! :dance:
20 seconds in and I could feel the cancer trying to form in my ass...ugh!
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: How do you stop someone banging Asian women? ... Show them Bhurzum's weeping cock.
My gristle-stick is the bedroom equivalent of this:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/k26RcKonYKTvO/giphy.gif

(It's fine, just don't look at it!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh dear, from bad to worse...

by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Going to have diner next week with some friend who used to post here and make funny Hitler videos. Should I say hi from you people? Gerfin!! Yes, say hi to whatever the guy's name is. Groffo or Ganfer or something? His masterpieces are missed. Glorfindel? http://geekshizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Is that your hound in the avatar picture?
No, it's his wife. You insensitive bastard.
[/quote]

Subtle!

I like it!
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Also just noticed that this is statutory - let's hope punitive triples it to $33MM. Damn right. The only thing that would make it better is if the decimal point slips to the right on appeal. (Yeah, I know it won't happen.) Because this shit isn't going to stop until one of these colleges is forced ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Remember: only white people can be racist.

(read the comments)

by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: He' a Trans-JonBenet.
Anyone know where I can watch a young girl strip for dollar bills?

Oh, hold on, there's somebody at my door...

by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Apparently a couple more carpet munchers have been beaten up FOR kissing: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-48572800 :think: :think: The prime minister, the leader of the opposition, the pope, Roger Waters and the ghost of Mahatma fucking Gandhi are expected to comment shortly... :roll:
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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They must be smoking kraken. https://gif-avatars.com/img/150x150/bill-cosby.gif Dugong and spoiled everything. You can piscine off, manatee. You're in a crabby mood. Betta stop talking carp or I'll lumpsucker punch you on the nase and leave you flounder ing on your quillback . /OverKill You urchin,...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Silicon Valley you have been warned. the God Emperor has awoken. :bow-blue:

Soon, exterminatus!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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They must be smoking kraken. https://gif-avatars.com/img/150x150/bill-cosby.gif Dugong and spoiled everything. You can piscine off, manatee. You're in a crabby mood. Betta stop talking carp or I'll lumpsucker punch you on the nase and leave you flounder ing on your quillback . /OverKill
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: From what I can gather no footage of this latest attack has been released yet.
I googled "two lesbians group-banged by four guys" and found a whole bunch of video footage.

Those poor girls...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Oh, wads of cash/? Yes please, an appeal is the absolute right thing to do.
:lol:
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Dugong and spoiled everything.
You can piscine off, manatee.
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ouch! VERDICT: Jury awards Gibson’s Bakery $11 million against Oberlin College The verdict sends a strong message that colleges and universities cannot simply wind up and set loose student social justice warriors and then wash their hands of the consequences. In this case, a wholly innocent 5th-gene...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: ww.youtube.com/watch?v=rkfFyELXdoM
That's racist.

You honkey devil!
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, apparently Twitch have banned a bunch of streamers for uttering the word "naga" on-stream. For those unaware, in Hindu mythology, "naga" are snake/human hybrids: https://i.stack.imgur.com/QrSbp.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%81ga Various computer games feature the buggers, they're very p...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Any more information on this: <snip> My sympathy well has long run dry. When was the last time the PM, the mayor of london and assorted MSM outlets all commented upon some random (non-special group) victim of crime? Pensioners are mugged - no comment from the PM etc. Children are beaten/abused - si...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Will I need tissues ?

(No, not for that) :o :oops:
Yes. You'll be weeping like my dick after three weeks in Thailand.