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by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Nov 30, 2020 2:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don't have to do anything to satisfy your list of arguments from incredulity. Actually, the best response to an argument from incredulity is to provide the explanation. Dawkins devoted an entire book, The Blind Watchmaker , to that approach. Alternately, like you have here, one could take the app...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 5771450

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Your statistics can't tell you fraud or anything else about why the votes are what they are. They can tell you when something is unlikely to have occurred by chance. You've heard the adage "correlation does not imply causation", yes? This is the same principal. If you want to go on to allege that f...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The point is this: if you want to obtain a murder conviction or overturn an election, you have a higher burden of proof. If Trump's legal team is going into a courtroom with statistical anomalies and alleging fraud on that basis, then it's no secret why that shit is being thrown out of court, and i...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 29, 2020 9:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://thespectator.info/2020/11/19/election-fraud-expert-russ-ramsland-files-affidavit-showing-physical-impossibility-of-election-results-in-michigan/ " In the data are 4 spikes totaling 384,733 ballots allegedly processed in a combined interval of only 2 hours and 38 minutes. This is physically i...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 29, 2020 5:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The republican party has been alleging Democratic voter fraud forever, but they always come up short in court for some reason . You'd think if it was such a significant and pervasive problem they'd prioritize investigating it or gathering some evidence once in a while. What part of 'elected Democra...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No one needs a 30-06 or .308 if they can shoot straight. The Creedmoors, Grendels, and Blackouts are all the rage now. Wunderwaffen, if you believe the chatter. As for lever guns, I still prefer a Winchester 94 in 30-30 with ghost ring sights for deer out to 50 yards. Light, handy, fast and the car...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 28, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lin Wood was an ambulance chaser who hit the big time by representing Richard Jewell when everyone else wanted to boil Jewell in monkey oil. He's way in over his head here. Sydney Powell is clearly huffing spray paint in a bag and is looking more and more like the right's Michael Avenetti. Both make...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Christmas came early yesterday. Snagged a can of 5.56, so we popped the Mini's cherry. ruger-mini-14-ranch-5-56-nato-rifle-5801.jpg Nice ergonomics, almost no recoil, quite accurate with the iron sights [despite user error] out to 50 yards putting holes in Kamala's pretty face. Will set up some targ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Is there REALLY a question about why Trump's lawsuits aren't being moved forward? This guy got 3 supreme court picks, and he got more in the appeals courts. This was McConnell's TOP PRIORITY during the last 4 years. This is not a complicated situation. If you are in denial, get the fuck over it, yo...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14873
Views: 5771450

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Somehow the Democrats managed to steal the presidential election while losing ground in the House of Representatives and having a disappointing showing in the Senate. Yeah, that totally looks like fraud. That's not anything like how it would look if a groundswell of people wanted to get rid of an i...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14873
Views: 5771450

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Somehow the Democrats managed to steal the presidential election while losing ground in the House of Representatives and having a disappointing showing in the Senate. Yeah, that totally looks like fraud. That's not anything like how it would look if a groundswell of people wanted to get rid of an i...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Nov 27, 2020 11:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: The Lives Of Others is a good movie.
I recall having political discussions in the East, spoken in murmers with the record player turned up loud.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I find it disconcerting... that their soviet-style warning-labels and censorship... is so counter-productive against me trusting THEM. Moldbug wrote something about the old, clunky totalitarian regimes-- Stalin, North Korea. He compared them to a 2-stroke engine which guzzles fuel, burns oil, rattl...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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To save our sanity, go look in the recipes thread and see what I made for brunch today. Guaranteed to make all right with the world. My opinion on bagels. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0036/5890/7763/products/Quoits_ProductImage_1200x1200.jpg?v=1542846919 Who gives a toss? Those are dead ringer...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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5 More Ways Joe Biden Magically Outperformed Election Norms


The kicker:
“Biden underperformed Hillary Clinton in every major metro area around the country, save for Milwaukee, Detroit, Atlanta and Philadelphia.”
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Wow. I'll soon be celebrating thirty years divorced.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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South Africa, before the apartheid regime ended, got rid of all its nuclear weapons because they didn't trust the incoming government. Trump should do the same thing before January. Did Israel take them back? Rumours. If the Israelis were involved, which is disputed, it was probably as part of a jo...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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mordacious1 wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: I hope everyone is not going to just leave that one hanging...
Like most men, he had better days before he tied the knot.
I see puns at the Pit are in full swing again.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Same. Mental acuity is my concern. I've been finding lately that I've been replacing a key word in a sentence with a word that I've either just seen, e.g. on a sign, or that I had previously been thinking about. E.g. went into a shop and started talked to the assistant about Colorado shorts instead...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: Trump Jr has said that he's going to be spending his time in Covid isolation cleaning his guns. C'mon. It's 2020. No need to use euphemisms. It's ok to say you'll be wanking non stop.
I use a bore snake. Let your imagination run wild with that.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oregon Governor: call the cops on your neighbors celebrating Thanksgiving with more than six people. Hint: just declare your dinner an autonomous zone. https://www.kgw.com/article/news/politics/oregon-covid-freeze-call-police-neighbors-kate-brown/283-d25ae28a-f177-4b68-a5a6-882004da1862?utm_campaign...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Now I think about it, those glasses should be issued to Trump's election scrutineers so they make look into the hearts and ballots of the millions of dead Venezuelans who voted, or whatever Giuliani is claiming. Well, you're sporting those nevertrump blinkers which allow one to ignore the mountain ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I think Cassandra could have been the first red-pilled person. And she was reduced to telling everyone "I told you so". Nevertheless - I hope that everyone takes their Monkey's Paw or Beggar's Horse with a pinch of salt - and that seeing things as they really are works out for them... https://www.y...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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a 4th grade relative of Michele Bachmann sat at the desk next to mine. The girl who sat behind me in German class was Christine Brinkley's first cousin. Her facial features looked a lot like Brinkley's, but all wrong. Of course, a lot of 'beautiful' models look scary in person without a ton of make...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Widespread election fraud documented in Michigan:

https://truethevote.org/true-the-vote-s ... sghmGMeFC4
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 11, 2020 8:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I wonder whether 'anti-vaxxer' means the same thing now-- that it did a year ago. Like-- the rich tech people in Seattle who sent their young kids to anti-vax hippie Waldorf School. Did they flip sides in the vaxx culture war, when Trump took the 'not mandatory' side & Bill Gates/Biden take the 'ma...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Sarah Silverman.
There was a time when I lusted after her like a maniac.

I got better.
Nothing like a bunch of nubile, bundalicous, spanish pole vaulters to cure you of the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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IANALIOSWO, but this strikes me as a powerful legal argument to have the election results in Wayne County MI (Detroit) audited, or even thrown out with a re-do (precedent for that due to fraud, one was ordered just two years ago) https://greatlakesjc.org/wp-content/uploads/Complaint-Costantino-FINAL...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I have some anti-vaxx acquaintances [long story] and they think Dr. Shiva is da bomb. He's a complete whack-a-doodle.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fran Drescher is the Ur-Sarah Silverman.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I put my dog down today. 14 years, 8 months. He started wasting-away last week. His iron bladder turned leaky. Yesterday removed all doubt that it was time. I would have taken him in, first-thing this morning. But the vet couldn't see him until evening. Which turned out for the best. Dog had a grea...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 07, 2020 1:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: https://www.yadvashem.org/sites/default ... k=USjcFKHN

Seriously, I'd crawl across 500m of dogshit, broken glass, junk needles and landmines just to fap over her shadow!

:P
San Francisco has landmines now?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 07, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I wish I'd known in 2018 that was gonna be our last free election.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Nov 07, 2020 7:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was greeted on FB this morning with this unsolicited advisory: Big Zuck Brother.png The coup is well underway. The Biden marionette has declared victory; the partisan media is labeling calls for recounts and investigations into election fraud "undermining democracy"; the social media tyrants are c...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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rural counties of states such as Montana, the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa and Wisconsin. Montana ranchers, Dakota wheat farmers, Nebraska & Kansas corn growers, Iowa pork producers, and Wisconsin dairy farms... should just work remotely via Zoom calls, like the Biden censorship industry in Sili...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Dont blame me for Driftless's buggy criteria. Actually, I was blaming you for yours. Here's an interesting snippet: America's virus hotspots overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump, research shows America's virus hotspots overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump, with the vast majority of the worst affe...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Looks like all you can buy are gift cards. Did it ship with a bayonet lug? https://i.imgur.com/fkLIZbZ.jpg Bayonet lugs are illegal in CA. In any case, with a rifle, or even my Browning with slugs, I don't plan on getting down to stabbing distance. Purchase of online ammo is also banned in CA. Soon...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The dead, out-of-state voters caught casting ballots in NV. GOP files criminal complaint: https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/nov/5/nevada-gop-sends-criminal-referral-justice-departm/?fbclid=IwAR3jIWxbB5UASQ4-I4sK5r_G7m6nUg9T0D8RT6pAwigbju_3AXheAfilDrY I get the sense that Trump is not going t...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Has Trump called up the Proud Boys yet? Or are they still on "stand back and stand by" status?
My new Mini-14 arrives this week, but 5.56 is scarcer than tits on a bull right now.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Has Trump called up the Proud Boys yet? Or are they still on "stand back and stand by" status?
My new Mini-14 arrives this week, but 5.56 is scarcer than tits on a bull right now.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A sure sign of fraud: ballots with a vote for POTUS only. I hope the Trump campaign heeds the further investigative steps this article suggests.

https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/20 ... rs-n275597
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trump's team just won access to continue observing PA vote counting... after previously having-been thrown out by a guy in a 'police officer' Halloween costume. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ2BTAnfma0 That still does nothing about the hundreds of thousands of Biden ballots already conjured up. ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: This is all you need to know to cast doubt on the integrity of the result.
The fact that I just checked, and my ballot has still not been received, doesn't help, either.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Nov 05, 2020 8:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ballots received after election day deadline in MI backdated by post office:

https://www.projectveritas.com/news/mic ... scheme-to/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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More seriously, are any Republicans in office making claims of fraud with actual credible evidence? .... If there is credible evidence of fraud then Republicans in congress should want to act on that and make Trump president. - Dog previously noted that nearly 200k ballots in WI were delivered 7 ho...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 6:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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PA SOS, not AG
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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More seriously, are any Republicans in office making claims of fraud with actual credible evidence? .... If there is credible evidence of fraud then Republicans in congress should want to act on that and make Trump president. - Dog previously noted that nearly 200k ballots in WI were delivered 7 ho...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14873
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More seriously, are any Republicans in office making claims of fraud with actual credible evidence? .... If there is credible evidence of fraud then Republicans in congress should want to act on that and make Trump president. - Dog previously noted that nearly 200k ballots in WI were delivered 7 ho...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Advance and mail ballots were known to be heavily Democrat. People have been pointing out for months that after the in-person ballots are counted, the mail-in and advance ballots will likely reverse the apparent situation because of that. 90% turnout, and 95% of t...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Advance and mail ballots were known to be heavily Democrat. People have been pointing out for months that after the in-person ballots are counted, the mail-in and advance ballots will likely reverse the apparent situation because of that. 90% turnout, and 95% of t...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well apparently, only 15,371 ballots were found at once, every one for Biden. Fox news made a "data entry error" by adding a zero at the end. So the erasure of a 15 pt lead in a few hours before dawn is totally legit.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It probably doesn't matter much if the senate doesn't flip. US presidents can do all sorts of things via executive orders and policy changes. One Day One, Biden will grant amnesty to every illegal alien in the country. On Day Five, Kamala will come into the Oval Office and say "Joe, it's been a gre...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 10:21 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Same amazing result in MI -- another 138k ballots pop up in MI, every single one for Biden.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Nov 04, 2020 8:09 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Biggest election fraud in US history underway. Trump was up by 5 in WI, 10 in MI, and 15 in PA with most of the vote tallied. Miraculously, in the wee hours, just enough ballots appeared in WI and MI for Biden to just edge ahead. 137,913 from Milwaukee, 137,913 for Biden. Similar chicanery in Atlant...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The election night revelation we all dreaded -- Lizzo nudie GOTV pic:

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:09 pm
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 01, 2020 2:14 pm
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Twitter offers a reassuring PSA:
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:10 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: This is for Matt. Happy Halloween everyone.

:popcorn:
Still think my version would've been better.

But wow -- SNL has become very unfunny.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:24 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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greylurker wrote:
screwtape wrote:
I'd rather see Sean Connery in the role than that.
He did the bride thing in Zardoz.
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