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by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110476

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free thoughtpolice wrote: If you have any beekeepers nearby they may remove the hive for you. Win -win. The bees get a new home and you don't get stung.
You don't want this to happen to you!

I know -- the only thing worse than anaphylaxis is having to watch a Nicolas Cage movie.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110476

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Homeowner shoots, kills 3 teens wearing masks; 1 had a gun, police say ... a homeowner shot three teens who were wearing masks. The shooting happened around 4 a.m.... Investigators said one of the teens pulled out a gun and fired at the neighbors before the homeowner returned fire. With a Brown Bes...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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I had to look: Coyne is ranting about gun control again, this time shocked! that an 18-yo in Oklahoma owned a shotgun with -- get this -- a shell holder sleeve on the buttstock!!! As neither he nor the village idiots have the slightest clue about the guns & ammo they want to ban, I broke my fast and...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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Bhurzum wrote:
CommanderTuvok wrote: I didn't even know that Dillacunty have divorced his SJW crazee wife.
Fuck him and I look forward to the #MeToo accusations from his bloated, ugly-as-fuck landwhale ex.
Poor boy has no one to press wood for him now.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote: He is a naive shitbag and she is a manipualtive cunt. They are both crap.... so I don't really care except that a child is involved and will not do well after this. and... I was cutting the grass and got three fucking bee stings... damn... finger, ankle, back.... my adrenaline is off ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm not sure what round Beto is talking about -- .223 Remington, 5.56x45, 7.62x39 -- and I'm certain he doesn't, either. The Dem Party elders need to have a talk with Beto, persuade him to drop out and STFU, cuz he's gone off the rails on a manic high, and will taint the entire party with his crazy ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In the neighborhood where my grandparents retired, lived an old woman called "Mrs. Yoo-Hoo". She was lonely and walked up and down the street calling "yoo-hoo?!" to houses where she knew other old ladies lived, so she could finish them off by talking them to death. When she walked by, my grandmother...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Does anyone else have the particular problem of knowing people who keep you on the phone way the fuck too long? There should be a name for it. It also doesn't help by having a land line and other people in the house who think the phone MUST BE ANSWERED NO MATTER WHAT. Otherwise I would always let i...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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Alright people. I need some Sci-Fi book recommendations. What are you reading now (if any) that you like? What would you recommend? This includes blasts from the past such as - I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream - Stranger in a Strange Land. And it does not have to be "good" or "great" ... just tha...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: (if they were legal here, I'd have one in every room)
Color-coordinated with the drapes?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Twitter takes down Texas GOP lawmaker's AR tweet about O'Rourke

If one of those gun-confiscating leftists becomes president, I will actually go out and buy an AR-15. (Or rather a SIG 556 if I can get one.)
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: I'm waiting for the gender flipped version.
With Leslie Jones as Admiral Yamamoto?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Famous no-free-will experiment ...largely debunked...

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/arch ... al/597736/
Women are constantly amazed by my Bereitschaftspotential.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Coyne may run his blog like a doll's tea party, but he's damn good at explaining evolutionary biology in layman's terms:

https://quillette.com/2019/09/09/david- ... ng-darwin/

(And, yes, I went and read Quillette)
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110476

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Service Dog wrote: One advantage of a Kamala presidency: it would put me back on my natural side in the balaclava-wearing anarchy riots.
I miss simple black-and-white rightous outrage against The Man.
She's openly declared she'd ignore Congress and rule by fiat.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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Vegan activist 'rescues' 16 rabbits, killing 100 others in the process:
https://nypost.com/2019/09/09/vegan-act ... ss-report/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110476

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I found this guide to the democratic candidates from Rolling Stone useful. It lists where candidates stand on the issues. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-lists/2020-democratic-candidates-issues-policy-positions-820811/ Harris doesn't look too bad. She said she was open to the idea of...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 110476

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Tulsi did Dave Rubin, and came out for reparations. So is that proof she's not a Putin puppet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gy797D3cAY I hate to say it but Biden seems to be the only viable candidate against Trump. I'd need reparations after watching an entire hour of Dave Rubin -- did she full...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 110476

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I had a great time meeting up with a friend yesterday. She wants to sell her Glock 17 Gen 4 pistol, so we went shooting.
Maybe better than you own than she, huh? That's a solid gun. Upgrade the sights, though.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Myers is gloating over the problems caused by the Epstein connection at the MIT Media Lab, which he projects onto all of MIT. Anyone who knows what a loser Myers is knows that the Epstein thread is just a vehicle for his real agenda: to belittle any individual or institution with a reputation for s...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: No token Stone Cold Steve Austin or Marilyn Manson or Johnny Ramone or Patrice O'Neal or Roseanne.
Drew Brees? Thought not.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Regressive leftist online polemic stinky butt rag Liberal news website, ThinkProgress, shuts down:

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4602 ... tting-down
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John: There is a standard screening test for clinical depression that is pretty much universally used. It only takes a few minutes to take and the score tells you instantly and confidentially if you are a candidate for seeking treatment: https://depression.org.nz/is-it-depression-anxiety/self-test/...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We are going to see a marriage councilor next Saturday. We will see how it goes. John, are you prepared to have your wife 5150'd? Cuz if she mentions suicide in front of the counselor (an MFT?), as a Mandated Reporter they're obliged to commit her. Based on your recent description of how the situat...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Perhaps one of the weirdest things about the current era, is that some of the more interesting conversations are happening between atheists and the religious. That's probably part of the decline of the Slymepit. At the time, it looked like an invasion of just the atheist "community", but it's now c...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 110476

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ESPN's Body Issue is out.

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/ ... body-issue#!

A few of the women are quite nice. The men are sure to please if that's your bag of tea.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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That Carlson video appears to be gone now. Summary? Still there when I just checked. Lefties are praising Walmart for ending sales of ammo (actually letting existing stocks on shelves sell out), forgetting their longstanding demonizing of Walmart. Carlson slams them for their hypocrisy, then goes o...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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When Tucker Carlson has to make the points liberals used to, the world is truly off the rails:

by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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But I can also use this as an imposed break from fruitless squabbling with complete blockheads on the internet to do more stuff IRL. Like practice my gun kata. Yes, cider pressing season is upon us once again. Better things to do! Or tend to my own blog -- The Unbearable Lightness of Beto
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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<snip> Fuck it, it's his blog he can ban me if he likes. But a shadow ban is chickenshit. I had a problem for a while where my comments would not appear. I e-mailed Jerry and was told they had gone into the spam folder for unknown reasons and he fixed it. Might be worth a try. Maybe. But I can also...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah, so none of my comments make it through at WEIT now. WTF. Unsurprising. Jerry Coyne tends to suddenly remember the roolz when someone has irritated him. He's basically told people to get fucked in the past for single comments he has interpreted very uncharitably. You've been showing blatantly ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah, so none of my comments make it through at WEIT now. WTF.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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And now it appears I've been shadow-banned at WEIT. The gun control thread was, unsurprisingly, drowned in the ranting and insults of the local baboons, with only a few commenters interested in debating concrete policy points. It is an article of faith with these guys that gun owners are idiots inc...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
Views: 110476

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And now it appears I've been shadow-banned at WEIT. The gun control thread was, unsurprisingly, drowned in the ranting and insults of the local baboons, with only a few commenters interested in debating concrete policy points.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm okay with the change. A lot of their comments were of the"herp derp libtards" variety.
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I'd have been cool with them killing comments entirely. But not this secret handshake Illuminati shit.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another not very young white white dude sends in selfie to WEIT. A 100% record. One of our very own this time? Perhaps you mean blackface would be better next time? So, being somewhat doxxed, and with no medical license to lose anymore, I will confess to being the straight-razor shaving, analog...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Coyne and the PharynguWEITs again call for a total ban on gun ownership in the US: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/after-two-mass-shootings-texas-loosens-gun-laws/#comment-1766312 I’m watching hurricane coverage and one of the government reps just stated that during and after th...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Coyne and the PharynguWEITs again call for a total ban on gun ownership in the US:

https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.co ... nt-1766312
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ha. Just noticed that Quillette now restricts commenting to members of something called "Quillette Circle." An existing member must invite you to join. No idea how the existing members became members.

That's fucked. Think I'll stop reading.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My old GF on US immigration policy vs. other countries':

https://thehill.com/opinion/immigration ... mmigration
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My passing remark on Malthus at WEIT has drawn out of the woodwork a strange alliance of libertarian climate change deniers and lefty pollyannas: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/08/30/in-a-bbc4-interview-richard-dawkins-describes-his-new-book/#comment-1765769 I slowly come to identify ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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Perhaps it's time to re-assess the guest posting policy.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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screwtape wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: So what do the Brits think of Bojo's move?
Anything that makes Saul Sorrell-Till's head explode at WEIT is a wholly good thing in my book.
What a complete and massive cunt.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: So Andy Ngo Has NGone....
:rimshot:
Say it ain't Nso!
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote:
screwtape wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Ooh. David Koch is dead.
One down, one to go.
I only learned I like the Koch brothers 3 month ago.

http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php ... 62#p490662
May I give you a list of other people to like?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Florida: White dude chides black chick for parking in handicap spot outside convenience store. Black chick starts screaming, says she can park wherever she likes. Black chick's BF comes back out of store, strides up to white dude and shoves him to the ground. White dude pulls concealed carry pistol,...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I've posted this before, but reading Harlan Ellison's I Have No Mouth But Must Scream as a young teenager made me the jaded, soulless, nihilist I am today.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 110476

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You forgot about his book... ...but then, so did everyone else. The Happy Atheist, or the one he's supposedly written this year on his sabbatical? Or Natural Revolution , the lamarckian, individual-as-unit-of-selection tome he toiled away on for years but either never finished, or was so bad the pu...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Forget about Shithole foreign countries, we have shithole cities. This depiction is no exaggeration:

by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We're mentioned in PZ's latest missive... Wherein he lashes out at all those who remind him of the wedgies he received in high school. That really is what it's all about. Peez has failed at masculinity his entire life, so when he bombasts " it’s time to overthrow the old order. There will be great ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7250
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I'd say the simplest explanation for the rise of populism is that the elite have made no effort to hide the fact that they despite and don't give a damn about the rest of us.