If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Brive1987 wrote:Yeah. I trust this tradionally presented Shia disciple of Shirazi who professes the following laundry list drawn from the enlightenment:

http://i.imgur.com/D4EBnrV.jpg

No red flags there. :whistle:

I don't think this character will be as funny as Ali G or Borat.

While I'm in a curious mood, can someone also explain what was funny about Don Rickles? I don't get it.

Service Dog wrote:Drokkit--

According to reddit, Will Smith was offered the lead in The Matrix, & turned it down. I wonder how-many correct race people have to refuse a role, before it's ok for a white guy to accept it?

I'm just curious, why do you hyphenate words all the time?

deLurch wrote:Phil,
why do you hate baby Trump?

https://imgoat.com/uploads/512bd43d9c/10378.jpg

If that photographer had only known...

Anyone who hates Trump, and loves Sam Harris, as I do, needs to listen to his latest podcast where he delves into the Russian connection. I find myself laughing out loud at Sam a lot, as he says the most hyperbolic shit about Trump in the calmest, sanest voice you will ever hear. Of course it helps ...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Unforgiven ranks at #2 on my top 10 list of Western movies. I'd love to give that adaptation a try, if only because I also love Ken Watanabe.

Forget Western, Unforgiven in my opinion is one of the greatest films ever.

Shatterface wrote:http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-conten ... Poster.jpg

I would watch the hell out of that one.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Damwn! Watson (Emma) does absolutely nothing for me. I find her, to be frank, unattractive. Personal tastes and all that.

And in that pic she looks like Joachim Phoenix with boobs. Not something I'd want to wank to.

Completely agree.

shoutinghorse wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/6TAss7G.png

Good for xim! I think xer FtM transition is looking great! I, for one, think ze could pass!

That's how many were killed by Islamists? Orlando? San Bernardino or wherever it was? Do they think people are fucking retarded that we go oh yeah that table looks fine I'm sure that data in it is totally not fucking retarded. It doesn't say that's how many were killed by Islamists, but immigrant I...

Harris is pretty pragmatic while Peterson, on the other hand, is an affirmed navel gazer. They spent at least a half hour discussing the definition of truth. Peterson took a strange non-materialistic approach claiming that truth is anything that pushes humans toward survival. Harris is like... "Um....

"Im no nazi but the rest seem accurate." Quoting a friend. I'm a Pitizen, I read a lot of political stuff, and I think I am at least within a month of keeping up with the latest memes. But where the fuck did this Nazi thing spring from? Who originated this association of Trump supporters with Nazis...

The idea of Palin as a Supreme Court justice is no more ridiculous than the idea of Trump as president. Spoken like the true retard you are. People are allowed to vote for anybody they want, you know democracy and all that jazz. Supreme Court Justice nominees should be above politics and religion a...

The idea of Palin as a Supreme Court justice is no more ridiculous than the idea of Trump as president.

Calling it your job don't make it right, boss.

They're all too charismatic and high brow. Knowing Trump, he's more likely to pick her: https://31.media.tumblr.com/6a55ed593d2e8e1b621bf2c5b03009a9/tumblr_inline_mzgoq7nJQe1s3wkw1.jpg Nah, knowing Trump, it's more likely to be her: http://image.nj.com/home/njo-media/width620/img/ledgerupdates_impa...

Brive1987 wrote:Coincidence? I think not.

PZ gets a little extra dribble from his spank-wank.

http://i.imgur.com/2ngYUid.jpg

What is Watson talking about here? Anyone know?

The Pit is losing a step. All the talk about Tulsi Gabbard and no mention that she's also highly doable? For shame.

Putin has something else in common with Trump. Big fan of Alex Jones. http://mediamatters.org/blog/2017/01/12/rt-host-alex-jones-putin-told-me-say-hi-alex/214997 Trump also fits the stereotype of a Russian oligarch to the T (of the size as seen on his buildings). It's very odd that Americans like t...

Bhurzum wrote: At the risk of sounding crude/boorish, I'd eat her ass like a starving hobo who just found a bag of hot french fries!

And if you were really hungry you could eat her nose. JK, she's super hot.

Big shnozz though.

One of my co-workers just divorced his wife of 12 years. She was diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He tried really hard to take care of her and his three kids while working full time. She was often away with boyfriends and partying and then she would return when she needed to get so...

One more bleary-eyed observation: The Get Down's lead starlet is Herizen Guardiola-- a name like a Star Wars character. Rightly so. She's the new Carrie Fisher, as far as I'm concerned. Same youthful edge. Same amazing rack. Those legs tho. Holy shit. https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWUfORDg-y/?taken-...

Explain? I'd be very happy to participate in some kind of star chamber to determine Vicky's un-pitism. Though I always thought McCarthyism was Americanism with its sleeves rolled. This is all very confusing. Why? No pit rules were broken and I encourage her to speak freely. Just expressing my wonde...

Some folks here need a refresher. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy

You're welcome.

Anyways, quick change of subject - this article has been doing the rounds recently, and it is bloody fascinating: http://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2016/12/movie-doesn-t-exist-and-redditors-who-think-it-does Any pitter who have distinct memories of this movie which never existed? It...

Wu for congress! Borderline hysterical laughter followed by thanking every god mankind has ever invented for this spot of humor. Please please let it somehow make a run deep into the primary season. Shut your damn mouth. Do you remember what happened the last time those exact words were spoken? Tho...

New rule: anyone who is fooled by Clinton has no right to question anyone else's intelligence. TFIFY. Fuck me the Dems are going into full meltdown and you wanted them in charge of the country. If you dig trump so much, why don't you immigrate, you gormless piece of human garbage? There's irony for...

Tigzy wrote:'Brian Anders-Wojnowski
on behalf of Elyse Wojnowski-Anders'

That's about the story of your life, ain't it Brian.

Wait, I thought she was making huge money by charging 600 dollars to men who want to talk to her, and giving rimjobs to guys that don't wipe.

Lsuoma wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote:New rule: anyone who is fooled by Clinton has no right to question anyone else's intelligence.
TFIFY.

Fuck me the Dems are going into full meltdown and you wanted them in charge of the country.
She's now officially claiming it woz the Russkies and the FBItards wot won it!

Links?

DaveDodo007 wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote:New rule: anyone who is fooled by Clinton has no right to question anyone else's intelligence.
TFIFY.

Fuck me the Dems are going into full meltdown and you wanted them in charge of the country.

Yeah, and the Republicans would have completely sanguine if Clinton had won.

Is youtube embedding broken?

She is young however, so she obviously made some mistakes. The part of the story that felt wrong to me immediately was that the thugs were saying "Trump... Trump... Trump." I just don't think this sounds authentic. I know enough racists to understand how they talk. They would call her a terrorist.....

I can't be moved by this weak sauce after Elsye. Becca doesn't pack the gear to tweet on that level. It is easier for me to suppress my gag reflex when Watson does it, and bonus, no poopy talk. :hankey: I got bored a couple of weeks ago and checked out Elyse's facebook. She and her merry band were ...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Heavy sigh. I don't suppose we could move Trump Gold-Plated Arguments to their own thread or anything? We've gone and frightened off the Frenchman and it certainly isn't appealing to the better angels of our nature.

Yeah, ten more pages of arguing about vaping is much more interesting.

New rule: anyone who is fooled by Trump has no right to question anyone else's intelligence.

He should appoint Ken Ham to his cabinet: "You can't tell who hacked something after the fact! Were you there?!"

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/808469755749339136 No, you fucking dick, you're submitting your choice to be considered by the Senate. Who, by the sounds of it, is far from a shoe-in to be confirmed. I would honestly not be surprised if he did not know his appointments have to be confirm...

CuntajusRationality wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote:'James Alefantis' is about as close to 'J'aime les enfants' as 'Podesta' is to 'pederast'. Hey, waitaminute!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxGugyEUoAAY_ju.jpg

Why was he hanging out with Coldplay?

'James Alefantis' is about as close to 'J'aime les enfants' as 'Podesta' is to 'pederast'. Hey, waitaminute!

I don't think that 'John Podesta' image is from a police sketch. I think it's one of the scientists from the first Half-Life game.

Don't stop now. Keep the excellent evidence coming! You're not even entertained by this stuff, even on a superficial level? I guess this is why the movement veered away from Bigfoot skepticism. No point in even looking at the casts of the footprints to note how they're fake. Sure, maybe a little bi...

No one has pointed out that 'Podesta' and 'pizza' both begin with 'p' and end with 'a'. I'm gonna go ahead and say, 'case closed'!

Don't stop now. Keep the excellent evidence coming!

I always take my glasses off when I kidnap someone, too.

Your McCann theory doesn't hold any water. They obviously would have sent the Comet Pizza delivery guy to kidnap her.

Fuck me. This place is bedridden with fucking idiots who cannot figure out with 5 minutes of JFGI that this chan4 POS craziness about PizzaGate is just made up nonsense. All that child abuse that happened in that restaurants basement? Except it has no fucking basement. I thought the recovered memor...

The number 14 is certainly signficant. It took me 14 seconds of Googling to debunk that picture.

Really? wrote:
This is Podesta again. There's something fucked up going on.

https://concordiaabchao.files.wordpress ... fish14.png

You're right, that's terrifying.

BTW, some of the emails do seem to be written in some sort of code, but making the leap that they are about pedophile or whatnot with no other evidence is ridiculous. And no, the other stuff doesn't count as evidence.

Really? wrote: And where is Julian Assange?

If I had to guess, I'd say fucking Jimmy Savile's corpse in the basement of Comet Pizza.

We get it, Trump supporters, you're gullible. Hence the Trump support. Believing Pizzagate too is just gilding the retarded lily.

Mike Pence just has to be suggesting most of these insane appointments, right? I mean, supposedly Dan Quayle met with the Trump team today. I figure Pence has to be involved, given the Indiana connection. Who the fuck interviews Dan Quayle for a government appointment at this point? It looks like Pe...

LOL, the Slymepit is the alt-right? Aside from maybe Clarence and DaveDipshit007, not sure who would even be considered conservative here.

PZ quoted heavily from the Godfrey article in one of his latest posts: http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/ ... ourselves/

feathers wrote:What on the blue earth is this?
http://www.stopcocks.uk/
:shock:

More like startcocks, amirite?

I was thinking about the protests today & Vernaculis summed up what i was thinking & then some. IS there an ostensible goal to it? Are pseudo-riot "protests" just an acceptable way to vent these days? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9TsgaOI2aI The signs they're holding show that Trump would look g...

deLurch wrote:Still waiting for Greta & Dadaboy to burst.

They're fixin' to have a Gunt-Off.

fuzzy wrote:We're gonna need a bigger bodice.

http://i.imgur.com/ak7Wsm4.png

Her gunt game is on point.

A conversation with my 15 yo daughter escalated into her yelling and tears. I learnt something which should have been self evident. The "argument" came because my wife and I challenged her claim that Trump said ALL Mexicans were rapists. The young have a visceral basis for their views that doesn't ...

A conversation with my 15 yo daughter escalated into her yelling and tears. I learnt something which should have been self evident. The "argument" came because my wife and I challenged her claim that Trump said ALL Mexicans were rapists. The young have a visceral basis for their views that doesn't ...

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