If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Well bugger me, I had to log back in for this fecker. :popcorn:

Weeks from now, this'll be PZ, trying to recreate the glory (for a given value of "glory") days of FTB...

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bhoytony wrote:Only a pussy would need a sleeping bag, a real survivalist makes his bed with nature's local materials.

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For fuck's sake, now I want a Beefy Bake.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I now identify as a Robocopotherkin:

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo35 ... adc9be.jpg

Well, we know what Phil's next evolution will be...

[youtube]hXrNCak63u0[/youtube]

Get yerself well soon, geezer!

Apparently, they broke the internet.

What is this "English" thing you people speak of? When a walleyed german man loves a dyslexic drunken frenchwoman very much, a spaniard drags them into an alleyway and somehow she's pregnant by all of them via a dead roman centurion. And some vikings act as intermediaries, like not very effective s...

Well I'm stuck with whatever FOV I get given anyway, since I'll be playing it on console (I still resolutely refuse to install UPlay, and Origin can piss off too, while we're on the subject). That's a bloody enormous oversight, though, and the cop thing's an odd design choice. I reckon it'll be a pu...

I love Steam sales, especially when they let me buy Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut for 3 quid. Blimey, I'd forgotten how much I love that game! Also, has anyone tried out Watch Dogs yet? I keep thinking I want it, but I'm buggered if I'm getting it on PC and having to install UPlay. Also...

Did Bush & Blair want to rid themselves of the Saddam problem? Yes, absolutely, and they were not alone. Please, 1) identify which of Iraq's actions constituted a casus belli ; 2) explain why war was ultima ratio to solve this so-called "Saddam problem." 3) Caesar adsum iam forte, Brutus aderat. 4)...

Konrad_Cruze wrote:Is it wrong if me to start tweeting warhammer pic to Pz for fun

Only if it's Slaanesh.

JacquesCuze wrote:I am enough of an X-Files fan that I keep stumbling over "CSM", though I think he would be a great person to speak at a skeptic's conference. Sort of.

Believe it or not, he does... ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_B. ... Skepticism

Any drummers at the Pit? 25 years, man and boy. ;) My practice kit: practice kit.jpg Annnnnnnnnnnnd my gigging kit: behind the kit.jpg Also, despite starting out playing orchestras and knowing it to be true, I'll refrain from making jokes about cellists not being able to close their legs. :dance:

Welp, just over a day until XCOM Enemy Within unlocks. I so wish I could carry on my current campaign with Enemy Within's new stuff in it, but alas, 'tis not to be. It'll be worth it for being able to rip the arms and legs off my soldiers, and turn them into half-machine nightmares... er, volunteers...

OHHHH!!!! "AJAR" I get it now. Are they not teaching the classics in school anymore? -When is a door not a door? --When it's "ajar". :rimshot: *hangs head in shame and leaves the Pit, walking into the sunset down a country lane, with one of those spotty red handkerchiefs tied to a stick over his sh...

ERV wrote:...its coming out now that people who paid to have mech booths complained to vendor affairs...

ERV wrote:paid to have mech booths

ERV wrote:mech booths

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Er, "the bounce gun AND a decent grab-bag of powers". Yeah, that makes more sense...

Count me in as being addicted to Saints Row 4. Ye gods it's fun, and growing even more so since I got the bounce gun a decent grab-bag of powers!

Being unable to block "Guest" makes me feel like I'm in Harlan Ellison's I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Allow me to introduce you to some new space age technology from the future that will solve all of your problems. http://i.imgur.com/KIMm635.gif But don't let the secret out yet. I am so going ...

LibreOffice >>>>> Open Office LibreOffice is an offshoot of OO after they were bought (oracle?... someone.) That fork took all their best people, all diehard FOSS types. LibreOffice is the way to go, and seems to be the trend over the last few years. I just started using OpenOffice a few weeks ago,...

Well bugger me sideways, I finally settle my arse down to do some actual paid proper work, after seeing that drooling gobshite on the telly, and then *this* happens.

Fecking shame I can't stand popcorn, really. I'm going to go with Twiglets instead. Maybe Frazzles.

It's not. The specifically mentioned "the creator of the blockbot" and that's not who they were talking to.

Oh it gets better... Not only did they unthinkingly repeat the party line about "guys don't do that" being the reason people hate Watson (good journalistic effort, there, beeb), but they interviewed some woman who said (paraphrasing), "The problem is that men are raised to hate women." Where? Where ...

Yep, on Newsnight, forgot to mention what program it is.

Yep, I just checked on iPlayer, it's him, and they're talking about the blockbot like it's a GOOD thing.

Fer fuck's sake...

Oh dear lord, that just happened...

I recognise that voice. Fucking oolon(*) was just interviewed on BBC 2 'cos of this Twitter petition thingy that's going on.

(*)I think. I'm sure it was his voice.

Well, I'd priced up a Cyberpower Ultra Scylla SE. Decent mid-range rig for a shockingly good price.

It seems like it was TOO shockingly good a price; I've looked at it today, and it's Â£108 more than it was last week.

THAT is annoying...

Heh, aye, me mate was playing Don't Starve, too; she got to nightfall without a campsite, and decided the best course of action was to light the ENTIRE forest on fire. And it actually worked. I'd have a look at the Green Man Gaming sale if I had the coin to afford anything, or a PC that could run th...

Now this looks intriguing... http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/07/02/dont-starve-dev-on-its-espionage-xcom-incognita/ Apparently it's a tactical, turn-based espionage game, inspired by XCOM, but with spies and sneakiness instead of aliens and big fuck off plasma cannons. Definitely looks intrigui...

Caught up again, and shit, Abbie,that's not a nice situation. You have my condolences. I'm pretty sure the world will end up regretting John's clumsy ass falling off that ladder far more than he ever will. All I can see now in the outline of the bruise is the silhouette of Homer Simpson's head. I se...

I made myself comfy by removing my shoes. As a inhuman woman of the Pit, I know mah place. may as well go braless as well. welcome back, you cunt. Let's go for the trifecta - knickerless too. ooh a slymer-girl gang of tough cunts without undergarments or shoes. I'm down. I definitely picked the rig...

Tornadoes in Shawnee, Oklahoma, just 35 miles from OKC. Looks like PeeZus is targeting Abbie. Srsly, though, Abbie - hope you and yours are all OK. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22592695 Yeah nothing even close to me-- BUT I went into the lab today. Walked in, sunny, beautiful out. Walk...

Gumby, let's see JV as Zardoz :P and welcome back! Would you be content with VaculaZed quoting a Zardoz line? It's funnier (and more apropos, given recent events) this way anyway. http://s225.photobucket.com/user/gumbythecat/media/Slymepit/zardozvacula_zps950bd792.jpg.html :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:...

Gumby wrote:Would you be content with VaculaZed quoting a Zardoz line? It's funnier (and more apropos, given recent events) this way anyway.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0bd792.jpg

I want to look away, but I can't...

Well the Cartmel Masterplan was never realised in the show, but a couple of versions were used in the books, Lungbarrow being the big one. But yeah, there's been little hints of it heading towards the Cartmel Plan for a while, it certainly feels like Moffat's going all in on it. I definitely can't w...

SPOILERS! LOOK AWAY! HIDE YOUR EYES AND PROTECT YOUR WOMEN! I know, right! The gigantic "Introducing JOHN HURT as THE DOCTOR" was brassy as fuck, and I loved it. As for who (lol, pun) he is, I shall merely whisper the words "Cartmel Masterplan", and if I'm right, I shall be inconceivably smug... :P

OT: Shiiiiiiiiieeet~! Has anyone else watched the latest Doctor Who episode? That was one hell of a way to end it. My reaction, almost verbatim, was first a loud "Whuuuaaaaaaat?" Followed by laughter. (Mostly because of the bombastic way it was done.) Followed by rampantly checking online if anyone...

Oh dear lord jeebus, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is awesome. Have been watching the husband playing that with a face on like :shock: Wait till you see him play the last 15-20 minutes, he's going to do this: :o :lol: :happy-bouncyredfire: As for Far Cry Blood Dragon; oh my. Have played about ten minutes...

Oh dear lord jeebus, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is awesome. Erm, there's a bit of a caveat, though, 'cos there seems to be a bit of an age divide, in terms of opinions; I've seen people saying it looks retarded, but as far as I can tell, they're all too young to have actually lived through the 80s. If ...

So, has anyone else seen the trailer for Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon? 'Cos that shit is glorious, yo...

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A "VHS era vision of a nuclear future, where cyborgs, blood dragons, mutants, and Michael Biehn collide"?

I'm in!

Eucliwood/Steersman romance in the offing? Maybe we could televise the Pit's first wedding? Eh? Go to http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/08/why-atheist-and-skeptic-groups-should-be-inclusive-caring-and-supportive-republished/comment-page-1/#comment-198291: start at post 61. At that point, I'd be ...

As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality... You'd just beat it to death I would. In rigorous 4/4 time, too. Might get slower at the end, though. Dam...

It is really quite simple, and as you are a bass player, simple should be right up your alley. Funny, keep em coming, I have plenty of guitar player and drummer jokes to fire back with. A bloke walks into a shop, the young lady behind the counter greets him. "How can I help you today sir" she asks....

welch wrote:
SenorBeagle wrote:As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality...
You'd just beat it to death

I would. In rigorous 4/4 time, too.

Might get slower at the end, though.

It is really quite simple, and as you are a bass player, simple should be right up your alley. Funny, keep em coming, I have plenty of guitar player and drummer jokes to fire back with. A bloke walks into a shop, the young lady behind the counter greets him. "How can I help you today sir" she asks....

But if someone walks up to me after a gig and says "Man you guys suck.", I'm going to make an assumption that this person is an asshole. Or, you just might suck (in the humble opinion of the audience member). Sure there's been nights when I know that's the case, but it still takes an asshole to wal...

But if someone walks up to me after a gig and says "Man you guys suck.", I'm going to make an assumption that this person is an asshole. Or, you just might suck (in the humble opinion of the audience member). Sure there's been nights when I know that's the case, but it still takes an asshole to wal...

Jack wrote:
erikthebassist wrote:...I do not give a stuff about someone calling me big nose...

Big nose.

As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality... How do you get a drummer off of your porch? Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza. (Weak copy/pasta hack, I jus...

As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality... How do you get a drummer off of your porch? Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza. (Weak copy/pasta hack, I jus...

As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality... How do you get a drummer off of your porch? Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza. (Weak copy/pasta hack, I jus...

Welch, do you think someone who makes a fat joke about someone they don't know in line at a grocery store is an asshole? Yes, in that case, that asshole is clearly an asshole, and will, at some point, get the ever-loving piss kicked out of him by someone who he tries it on with, who's bigger than h...

As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality...

Why am I suddenly getting an image of a WCoA shmup...?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
SenorBeagle wrote:Snip
The Young Ones? Really??? I think I love you.

S'my childhood, that. That and Spitting Image.

Lsuoma wrote:Perhaps they've all conspired to shun us in the back-channel?

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What can I say, I prefer louche Italians and gay painters who invent stuff.

Also, Venice. Also, gliding over Venice on one of said painter's invented thingies. Also crashing said gliding thing a lot, into the telegraph wires they had everywhere for their Venetian WiFi...

*The* Assassin's Creed 3?

Note to self: don't change train of thought, mid-sentence.

skepandsprinkles wrote:
SenorBeagle wrote: Annnnnnnnnnnd, I just realised as I was typing that, that it was your blog post about the character of Connor that I read earlier! :lol:
I'm just all over the place this weekend.

Much like the Assassin's Creed 3!

:rimshot:

Check your parent privilege! I bet they hardly ever trigger you too. Only when I see neon 90's fashion because they purchased and made me wear it as a child. Pfft. Neon was awesome, and more 80s. Now the lime-green leisure suit with bell-bottoms my dad bought me for jr. high, because he thought it ...

rayshul wrote:http://politicalcompass.org/facebook/pc ... 8&soc=0.31

Oh noes it's a conservative...

FASCIST!
http://ramp.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/ ... s-Rick.png

And apparently I'm a leftie...
http://www.politicalcompass.org/faceboo ... &soc=-5.33

(WARNING: HERE BE MORE AC3 SPOILERS!) Aye, we shall have to see what Ubisoft pull out of their arse-crack. As long as the protagonist isn't as fundamentally unlikeable as Connor, I'll be happy. :P Annnnnnnnnnnd, I just realised as I was typing that, that it was your blog post about the character of...

Pitchguest wrote:Wow, Googling "giant purple ape" actually worked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Grape_Ape_Show

That must mean that the white dildo that talked was Beegle Beagle!

-looks at username-

Erm...

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