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by screwtape
Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: The place has gone to pot since 1066.
Battle has become somewhat better known, though. Ups and downs. An arrow in the eye here and there. These things happen.

C'est la vie (ou, peut être, c'est La Guerre, n'est pas?), as the Normans were wont to say.
by screwtape
Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Right from the start it looked like a safe bet to me that the Wuhan virus was released from the nearby lab. I am dubious about the claim that the release was deliberate though. (Change my mind)? Not me - I agree completely. If, as some sources say, this is a bat virus with the spikes of a pangolin ...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Technically, not single-action, as the firing pin is cocked by the closing of the breech block; I believe you meant to say single shot. Mind you, if the Lee-Metford was already in general service in 1879, there would still have been a problem at Isandlwhana as long as Maester Aemon* was in charge o...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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By 1879, the French had upgraded the Chassepot, while the Germans had moved onto a repeating Mauser. Had you poor bastards some Henry's instead of the crap, single-action Martini- Henri with defective ammo, Isandlwana would've been a quail shoot. Technically, not single-action, as the firing pin is...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ah, Zulu. A mostly peaceful movie.
by screwtape
Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Hunt wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: when some doofus broke their already shoddy containment protocol and let this one loose.
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Could be worse:
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by screwtape
Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Obama's $200 Million PREDICT program was supposed to predict the next pandemic. They failed to predict this pandemic! Should we just automatically give them another $200 Million & another 10 years, without considering their weak past performance? I'm cheap and accurate. There will be another one. $...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Wullie. Though it's possible you were reading the English translation. Well, all I can say is that it's been 55 years since my grandma used to mail a copy of the Sunday Post each week with two threepenny bits taped on the inside (one for me and one for my brother). I have to say I still find an upt...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The rise of Leslyn Lewis proves abortion is still a powerful political issue in Canada Actually, it does no such thing. Like all social conservatives in Canada, Ms Lewis recognises some things are done deals, and any attempt to reopen them is just going to lose votes. I bought a five year membershi...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
screwtape wrote: Hey, I took that class at school as well!
Skool? wot is this skool yoo speek ov?
Och, ye wee horror, ye make it too easy:
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Though I did spend a lot of time reading Oor Willie and The Broons.
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 4:55 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: Um white man have doxxed redskin brave and made heap-big calls for um expulsion from white-man university. How!
Hey, I took that class at school as well!
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by screwtape
Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Let's have none of that nil nisi bonum nonsense:

Remembering Ed Brayton
Every single time I had the displeasure of finding Brayton online, he was up to no good. This was not a good man, and he certainly did a great disservice to the atheist community.
by screwtape
Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And why isn't chocolate milk available everywhere, like white milk? No doubt it ought to be, according to Dolezal 2.0: A White professor says she has been pretending to be Black for her entire professional career It seems she was rather good at it, maybe even better than the actual African Studies ...
by screwtape
Thu Sep 03, 2020 1:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: It's people like you that are blind to deaf culture. You just don't hear what they're saying.
And I love you, too.

So, what shall we do about the Novichok? "Merkel urged to act" and "Merkel has the Mettle to Stare Down Putin" say the headlines in The Times. But what can or should she do?
by screwtape
Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If you're deaf, your a member of the 'deaf community' & should prioritize that identity. Your disability isn't lack of hearing/ but society's failure to accommodate you. And curing deafness is genocide against the deaf. I have had half of my right ear and none of my left since age eight. Ironically...
by screwtape
Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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🐀 #82. ;)
by screwtape
Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Why White People Owning Dogs is Racist https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/2020/08/01/why-white-people-owning-dogs-is-racist/ I forwarded the link to an archeologist whose PhD was on domestication of dogs. He says "the most coherent part Cayde-6's writing is the photo caption." 'Attractive young woman ...
by screwtape
Sat Aug 29, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It was grey and not black, but rat #81 was felled with a hollow point slug by a white vigilante on my front deck. I enjoyed every moment.
by screwtape
Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see that those who drive a Dark Triad personality have learned a new and profitable behaviour - signalling virtuous victimhood.

Signaling virtuous victimhood as indicators of Dark Triad personalities.
by screwtape
Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I grew up somewhere like that in Wiltshire. Apart from nine years in London, I've since lived somewhere even smaller and more remote. We may have less rioting, but we easily win when it comes to alcoholism, prescription drug abuse, incest and sheep with PTSD.
by screwtape
Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Cuties uproar?
I hope there is spanking involved!
"....and then the oral sex!"

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by screwtape
Sun Aug 23, 2020 5:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The four Atlantic Provinces (NB,NS,PEI and NL - not to be confused with 'The Maritimes' which are the first three only) are handling student returns a bit more methodically. Because the four provinces have low population density, high social cohesion, and politicians who demonstrated that they have ...
by screwtape
Fri Aug 21, 2020 12:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And just for fun, here's a screenshot of Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks in the House of Lords talking about anti-semitism. Do, please, look at who is asleep inn his purple waistcoat, and reflect upon what the purple waistcoat means - yes, he's an archbishop.


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by screwtape
Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And there goes another quote fail. Damn you, FT, for the Edit button!
by screwtape
Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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What are program expenses in a charity? The vast majority of money spent by my wife's charity that DOES NOT go to the intended recipients goes to bank fees and some sort of insurance against being sued that the accountant insists must be bought. For the various programs being funded, donations to e...
by screwtape
Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Women no longer allowed brilliant ideas: Sainsbury’s removes ‘triggering’ Roald Dahl’s Matilda mug from sale I don't know if it will be needed, but if you don't have it, the splendid extension Bypass Paywalls will let you read this article (with Firefox - yay!, and Chrome -boo!) and pretty much all ...
by screwtape
Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Strangely, I think my Primos Triggersticks work better. https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/primary/179/179659.jpg Spent the morning watching videos of ex-chief rabbi of the UK, Lord Jonathan Sacks. Feeling strangely consoled by humorous common sense. As he says in one, "you don't have...
by screwtape
Fri Aug 14, 2020 3:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And SD, did you restart the lithium yet? We are finding it hard to keep up with the onslaught of posts.
by screwtape
Fri Aug 14, 2020 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I do have a fondness for sneering at certain kinds of Merkin. Well, shame on you! Anyone with the guts/balls/backbone/name-your-favourite-bit-of-anatomy to wear a merkin deserves our respect. But the 'certain kinds' needs explication: blonde, black, ginger, long, short, curly, extensive or what? As...
by screwtape
Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Harris could well soon be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office. Were she to enter it, she would prove a despot, ruling by fiat, ignoring Congress, flaunting the Constitution, and punishing all who stood in her way. In short, Kamala Harris is a threat to our Republic. This goes far beyond 'lesser o...
by screwtape
Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I guess you Yanks will be having a President Harris in office before 2024 then (I doubt Biden will last four years). Wonder who she'll pick as VP? Most Canadians will swoon with approval when she takes the reins.
by screwtape
Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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https://twitter.com/chiefbrody10/status/1292718028975681536?s=21 The BBC. Ah, Greenwich Palace. My father-in-law's last plum posting in the RN was as Captain in charge of the Royal Naval Staff College, and for two years he lived in luxury there, attended by RN stewards. We lived over the river in W...
by screwtape
Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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When WHO officials, including Canada's chief public health officer Theresa Tam, parrot Chinese guidance in the early stages of the pandemic and seem more concerned about policing language around the virus than anything else, is that science in action? When Neil Ferguson puts together a highly suspe...
by screwtape
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Only if we do it in that cool black van.
Whatever you guys do, I think I should get shadchanus gelt.
by screwtape
Sat Aug 08, 2020 6:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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KiwiInOz wrote: Can anyone give me the tl;dr version of why service dog and ftp are fighting again? Are they going to divorce?
They're just preparing the ground for some stunning make-up sex.
by screwtape
Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:36 am
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Seriously, though, it's mad. The explosion was caused by 2,700 tons of ammonium nitrate that reportedly had just been stored there at the dock since 2014. Now the port's completely ruined. 2,700 tons! I was a little concerned we'd lost our crown, but the Halifax explosion still wins at 2.9kilotons.
by screwtape
Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:04 am
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All that red smoke from NO₂ is pretty, but quite deadly at the kind of concentrations where you can see the colour. Hope it blew out to sea as they have quite enough problems without that too.
by screwtape
Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:15 am
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Brushes with the recently-mentioned famous: 1. I was taken to see Jimmy Edwards in a pantomime in Oxford back when he was known for 'Whack-O!' Must have been '60 or '61. 2. Once had AJP Taylor's first wife in hospital (heart attack, I think) back when I was a student. He looked just like he did on t...
by screwtape
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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free thoughtpolice wrote: My tribe likes to see rigorous studies that use the scientific method to determine fact.
Aha! You're white, aren't you? Bet you like linear thinking and believe in a work ethic too! Pathetic!
by screwtape
Tue Jul 28, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I once had to deal with a retained placenta, and it was one of the physically hardest things I've done. Place patient under GA with full paralysis. Make dominant hand into a cone shape and insert (you know where), but you're not doing the pornhub thing. You keep going and start to slowly dilate the ...
by screwtape
Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:51 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yes, I could be a purist, and go for Hans-Joachim Marseilles next, but I assume there is a reasonable equivalence somewhere between aircraft, tanks and rats....
by screwtape
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:27 am
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The Richtofen Rat - #80 - just met a 25gr slug. I'd like a Blue Max, please.

And yes, I'm going to try to be around for the Rudel Rat.
by screwtape
Sun Jul 26, 2020 1:29 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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NZ does put out some quirky low budget films. And our humour is dry, a bit like our best white wines. Black Sheep is my favourite New Zealand film. That's a classic. Based on a true life story. Yes, I was once a sheep farmer, and I found it a convincing horror story rather than a comedy. But I was ...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 25, 2020 6:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My house is now officially triggering! flags.jpg I can send you a Union Jack, a Maple Leaf, a White Ensign and Y Ddraig Goch if you would like to trigger a few more (if not actually everyone!) And while we consider such nationalism, I was just reading an article about how populations will move in r...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:32 am
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Watch Boy, and Hunt for the Wilderpeople, next. I believe I will. What is it about NZ that makes them produce such strange and offbeat comedy? Is Waititi just inspired by Jackson, or are you all that way? For the few who may not know, before Jackson blotted his escutcheon with Tolkien, he was belov...
by screwtape
Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:16 am
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Finally saw JoJo Rabbit, and I have to agree that it is very good. Also funny, moving and upsetting. I was not familiar with Taika Waititi, so I moved on to What We Do In The Shadows, a vampire mockumentary that might some some tastes here:

by screwtape
Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:28 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm watching Amber Heard (or "Turd") arriving at the Old Bailey each day and wondering why and how she smiles so much as she claims she was threatened so egregiously during her marriage. I'll draw my conclusions, you may draw yours, and I hope the judge agrees with all sensible observers.
by screwtape
Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:58 am
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People keep making my position easier. An article at a forbidden ultra-right wing site of hatefulness: What the Right Gets Wrong about Social Justice Culture A comment under it: Comment.jpg and the reply: Comment_Reply.jpg Looks like poor old J.S.Mill will have to revolve in his grave a while longer...
by screwtape
Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:00 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Take some Gravol first.

by screwtape
Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:15 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
screwtape wrote: Now that we encourage women to abort themselves at home
Shouldn't that be "to abort at home themselves" ?
You run your world your way, and I'll run mine my way. I confess my syntax was open to misinterpretation. Or maybe it was all a Freudian slip.
by screwtape
Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:13 am
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Disclaimer: I'm a mouth-breathing caveman who follows a simple protocol - Can I drink it? Can I eat it? Can I fuck it? Kill it. With that in mind... The above (by Screwtape) reads like something from nightmare - a cold, heartless, utterly detatched way of viewing life, potential life and the proces...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:54 am
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'Products of conception' is standard terminology for uterine contents resulting from pregnancy that are a) not advanced enough to be called a fœtus and b) usually dead (the term is used when doing abortions because a degree of squeamishness among those who don't like to think about what they are doi...
by screwtape
Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:21 am
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Karen or not-Karen? https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/starbucks-customer-who-refused-to-wear-mask-demands-half-of-baristas-105000-in-tips/ Sounds legit :lol: : Gilles said she’s unable to wear a mask, citing a 2015 pelvic exam for ovarian cysts and a handwritten note from an anonymous chiro...
by screwtape
Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:01 am
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at the end hey disagreed with Brett's idea that more money for schools (for example) would improve outcomes. The pushback was that it is more a cultural issue than a school funding issue. They've been throwing gobs of money at schools since before I started going to school, and the schools have jus...
by screwtape
Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:17 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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But where did the Beatles go?
by screwtape
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 am
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A couple of days of bone marrow biopsies, root canals, massive volumes of blood tests, and dealing with Steersman under a new name in the comments of some other forum (recognised by an excessive use of "kettle of fish") has left me a little drained. Maybe you chaps will hold back the waves of politi...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:14 pm
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BTW it's fricken hard to get 26 in MMSE, or maybe I'm demented. You'd better not try the MOCA then, it's tough. I'm thinking something more like Parkinson-Plus . Facial immobility, a common feature of advanced Parkinson's, usually goes along with stiffness and tremor to an obvious degree. But there...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:46 am
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Assuming Biden wins in November, how many of you think he will last for all his first term? Or will his VP get a promotion before the term is up? I don't like the blank look, nor the long pause before answering, and the poverty of vocabulary. If he were sitting in my office I'd be pretending that we...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:22 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Our dry-drunk governor just banned singing in church.
Fuck. Does that mean they'll all be singing their hymns outside their churches?
by screwtape
Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:36 am
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm sorry, Pitch. Grief is the shittiest experience, as there is nothing you can do to speed through it; you just have to suffer like a dumb animal until it fades. Eventually, you just remember how lucky you were to have someone so kind and wise in your life as an example, and you honour him by doin...