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by screwtape
Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I am heartily sick of all this. Quite obviously, you should have stuck with George III, as he would have seen you right. And talking of royalty, I was dismissive of the critics' complaints about season 4 of The Crown, but I have to admit it is complete fiction. Gone right off the rails. Utter lunacy...
by screwtape
Mon Nov 30, 2020 6:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump's hand was played out anyway. He was never going to reform health care, never overturn Obamacare, never build the wall, never rebuild American manufacturing, and never realign American economics with China. His goose was cooked at least two years ago. He would have been lame duck for four str...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 28, 2020 4:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Christmas came early yesterday. Snagged a can of 5.56, so we popped the Mini's cherry. ruger-mini-14-ranch-5-56-nato-rifle-5801.jpg Nice ergonomics, almost no recoil, quite accurate with the iron sights [despite user error] out to 50 yards putting holes in Kamala's pretty face. Will set up some tar...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And yes, I wrote that as a paid up member of the Conservative Party. Voted for Maggie, Mulrooney and Stephen Harper too.
by screwtape
Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

....Trump and company are actually litigating this shit in court. That means he and Giuliani can submit their best case for voter fraud to the US legal system and get a hearing based on the evidence. Well, so far no progress on any voter fraud cases.... I'm pretty sure only one of those cases avoid...
by screwtape
Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

30? Good start, well done. Keep on.
by screwtape
Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

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by screwtape
Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

To save our sanity, go look in the recipes thread and see what I made for brunch today. Guaranteed to make all right with the world.
by screwtape
Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:15 am
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
Replies: 41
Views: 33200

Re: Recipes

I made bagels for brunch today. It isn't quite the traditional method, but it does make life a little easier for the baking-impaired. Well, maybe not easier, but perhaps with better results. There are two wrinkles to it. The first is the use of a yukone (a Japanese trick for pre-cooking some of the ...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm not sure what trump attorney Sidney Powell is after with this Dominion Software thing. Either she's uncovered the greatest conspiracy in US history, is merely attempting to taint Biden's ascension, or has fallen for a big, fat red herring, a la obama's birth certificate. A boring Canadian compa...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Now I think about it, those glasses should be issued to Trump's election scrutineers so they make look into the hearts and ballots of the millions of dead Venezuelans who voted, or whatever Giuliani is claiming.
by screwtape
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well that's exactly what it was all about:

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by screwtape
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: Nature is currently doing damage control
regarding a paper which concludes that
female academic mentors
provide fewer benefits
for their mentees,
(such as fewer academic citations in one's future career).

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467- ... 3-8#MOESM1
Well, Nature is not Science.
by screwtape
Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That's mild stuff. China is getting quite unhinged about Canada and Huawei:

Canada better fits the definition of a state committing genocide, China says

In the meantime, has anyone noticed there has been exactly zero news coming out of China about Covid-19?
by screwtape
Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This is cruel - due to go to Halifax the day after tomorrow and the second donor was not cleared for donation because of abnormal liver tests. They will test him or her again in four weeks and maybe we'll be OK after that, otherwise we have to start the search for another donor, which will take some...
by screwtape
Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths. 251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely...
by screwtape
Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Or even Frösty-softy. Can't quite understand what the world has come to.
by screwtape
Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Basement wrote: Well, that one's shit though. Stick with the Rainbow Bridge.
That's it - be Bi-Frösty!
by screwtape
Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: I'll go with the positive spin.

It might even make a fitting epitaph.

"RW: Talked about stuff"
Fuckin' softy.
by screwtape
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sorry about your dog, SD. As soon as you're able, you should listen to Mercutio and 'take another canker to thine eye' - get a pup.

Does anyone else feel just a bit of envy when a pet is humanely put down? Their eyes close, their body relaxes. Done. We should be so lucky.
by screwtape
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

...so I joined his online forum, where people like me formed a community of skeptics who talked about investigations of psychics, cryptozoological creatures, free energy machines, cult leaders, and 9/11 truthers. Kinda leaving out the bit where she stole unwarranted admin privileges, banned people,...
by screwtape
Sun Nov 08, 2020 12:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I think some hothead will shoot-up one of these Big Media/Tech places... Google or maybe Rockefeller Center where they broadcast the morning shows. Don't waste your ammo. Shoot rats. Nobody, but nobody, minds if you shoot rats (except for a certain emeritus biology prof). Here is a very well fed vi...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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In one of my more respectable fantasies, I imagine the entire world greeting Giuliani with a fake Kazakh accent "Veeery nice!" He'd stroke out within minutes.

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by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 1:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Which brings up the question we should be asking: how shall we vote in the future? Presumably we all want accurate democracy, but should it be in person, by mail, or online? I think the most equitable version of all these is by mail, with all eligible voters getting their ballot in the mail, and ret...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote: Without Trump to blame everything on from February, what will the corporate press do to fill the airwaves?
They can blame everything on Trudeau. They might be wrong, but not by much, and he plainly deserves it.
by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

rural counties of states such as Montana, the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa and Wisconsin. Montana ranchers, Dakota wheat farmers, Nebraska & Kansas corn growers, Iowa pork producers, and Wisconsin dairy farms... should just work remotely via Zoom calls, like the Biden censorship industry in Sili...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 10:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Only chicken littles and paranoia peddlers give a damn about cases. What's the death rate? In your wildest dreams, Matt, might you concede there is a connection between cases and case fatality? After all, you can't die of it unless you catch it. Or maybe you are relying upon some new and somewhat m...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The virus is still airborne, which means that "social distancing" and masks are lipservice. Always liked a little 'lipservice,' myself. But think, please, how would you account for the different infection rates that show up when we look at data where the only difference is whether masks and distanc...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 7:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Dont blame me for Driftless's buggy criteria. Actually, I was blaming you for yours. Here's an interesting snippet: America's virus hotspots overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump, research shows America's virus hotspots overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump, with the vast majority of the worst affe...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

More seriously, are any Republicans in office making claims of fraud with actual credible evidence? This reminds me of Obama's birth certificate. Actual members of congress were fairly silent on the issue and the noise was all from people not in office. It seemed to me at the time that if there was...
by screwtape
Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It ain't over until Canada says its over... first CBC said Trump won with 289 votes... now they say Biden already won with 270. https://newsinteractives.cbc.ca/elections/us/2020/results/ Maybe "results" means something different in Canada. Nah, it's just that the CBC (a woker version of the BBC wit...
by screwtape
Thu Nov 05, 2020 8:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

https://media.thedonald.win/post/tBDMxNwD.jpeg Has anyone asked the Canadian military how they feel about being used as the world's biggest virtue signal? Does Justy understand that there are constitutionally valid reasons to contest elections and it might not be wise to invade the US on Nancy's in...
by screwtape
Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Bigfoot was framed. I expect Trump will pardon him then. Even if it looks like their side will win, CNN is rolling out the 'deplorables' meme again: Millions of White voters are once again showing who they are Does no one learn? You'd think they would have noticed how that worked out for Hillary. O...
by screwtape
Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Biggest election fraud in US history underway. Trump was up by 5 in WI, 10 in MI, and 15 in PA with most of the vote tallied. Miraculously, in the wee hours, just enough ballots appeared in WI and MI for Biden to just edge ahead. 137,913 from Milwaukee, 137,913 for Biden. Similar chicanery in Atlan...
by screwtape
Mon Nov 02, 2020 5:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

....and the occasional forgetting to grab the piss-purse before one walks away. Oh for the good old days when we'd hold races for the prostatectomy patients dragging their beds down the hallway by the their catheters and uribags hooked onto the bedframe. 'Come on, Mr Jones! You can do it!' Best of ...
by screwtape
Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

At some point people might realise that all these conveniently found laptops owned by Hunter Biden are about as likely as the idea that doctors inflate Covid-19 deaths because they get paid $2000 extra if a patient dies of Covid-19 rather than any other disease. And that's complete and utter nonsense.
by screwtape
Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

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I'd rather see Sean Connery in the role than that.
by screwtape
Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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High credit for truth in presentation! But for full credit they need to go full baboon: https://cs1.livemaster.ru/storage/34/24/d11456534580bcbeac945a8097qb--clothing-baboon-scenic-suit-cosplay-carnival-costume.jpg Mandrill, not baboon. Baboons are bland: baboon.jpg and mandrills are PoC (primates ...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I've mentioned before how population growth curves can be artificially stimulated by immigration to make an economy appear less senescent than it really is. Interesting to see a quondam Australian MP catching on to what he, rightly, refers to as a Ponzi scheme - keep immigration at ever higher and h...
by screwtape
Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Dear old CBC. Had an article about Trans Mountain (apparently an oil pipeline), but deleted my comment about confusing the Trans Mountain for Jessica Yaniv almost instantly. Good to know I'm getting value for my tax dollars.
by screwtape
Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bye bye, Jeremy, you anti-semitic fuck. Britain’s Labour Party suspends former leader Jeremy Corbyn over anti-Semitism report comments Curious to see he isn't suspended for being anti-semitic, nor for condoning it during the period of his leadership, but only for disagreeing with the long-awaited EH...
by screwtape
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Forgive me, but I rather hope these two anti-masker heroines failed to send in postal votes for their hero before being arrested:

Store security guard stabbed 27 times after asking sisters to wear masks
by screwtape
Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If my kid threatened someone with a gun I would feel ashamed and embarrassed and full of grief for the victim. Fucking stupid people are shameless... they act like fucking barbarians and then have the balls to blame someone else. Fucking... I hate shitty people. Not being mean, but from what you've...
by screwtape
Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I managed to watch 'Totally Under Control' yesterday. Here is the trailer, which no doubt will enrage those of you who believe the pandemic is fake and Trump is a smart man:

by screwtape
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
Service Dog wrote: What kind of sick fuck would sleep with his dead brother's wife ?
Henry VIII.

Someone in the bible that wasn't Onan.

<Insert someone of your own choice here>.
Not if you paid me. She'd probably say the same, so fair do's.
by screwtape
Tue Oct 20, 2020 6:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And at 24 hours notice I am cancelled because of a problem with the donor. Fortunately they have turned up a second donor who is also a 10/10 match. Will be delayed 3-4 weeks. This is a bit nerve wracking!
by screwtape
Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And while Saint Justin tries to set up a handgun ban controlled by "cities" (whatever that might mean in rural Canada) we see that once again, and as always, the vast majority of gun deaths are self-inflicted: Suicide by rural men account for most gun deaths in Ontario Surely, someone with some infl...
by screwtape
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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San Diego school district to implement "restorative grading": Students will no longer be docked in their academic grades for turning work in late or other factors related to work habits. Those aspects of student behavior will be judged in a separate citizenship grade. Rather than getting one chance...
by screwtape
Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
Views: 5771466

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Three words to sum up the world this year: Nazi Rocket Monkeys!

by screwtape
Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We all know that Bari Weiss resigned from the NYT when continued employment became untenable for her. Not related specifically to that, but a general comment on growing anti-semitism in America, she writes this . She has bad things to say about both sides of the aisle, though mostly about the woke l...
by screwtape
Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: And just in case you Yanks missed the in-joke, this is the Premier of NSW who has Brive so hot and flustered (after being triggered by Keating).

https://i.redd.it/5tnd1pdjmu511.jpg
OK. Matt needs an intervention. Preferably with lots of ice cold water and some bromide.
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by screwtape
Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:39 am
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
Replies: 41
Views: 33200

Re: Recipes

Looks like pure spam in the two posts above. Since this is Canadian Thanksgiving, we need pumpkin pie. Pastry: 1⅓ cups white flour ¼ tsp salt 1 TBSP sugar 4oz shortening (I use Parkay brand veg. shortening, because of SWMBO), COLD, cut into tiny cubes Place all in a food processor and pulse until th...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Oh, I missed the 'checks and balances' part. Wouldn't it be rather difficult for President Harris to change your constitution, which would be required to remove the checks and balances? And why are they part of capital "R" Republican government, if they are written into your constitution, which itse...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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I fear a Harris presidency will result in a totalitarian, one-party state. With all respect to you, Matt, which party is it that is suggesting that the result of the election must be fought as ineligible? Oddly enough, I probably have a lot more in common with you than with an enthusiast for Presid...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I mean, debate, singular. Dems will find an excuse to cancel the rest. Half right is better than all wrong. :D I was surprised that Biden managed to appear, simulate, or actually be quite functional. It makes me pretty sure all that obvious facial immobility was Botox. I read your scary post on Har...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hope you have all taken your Zofran today. Spent an hour and a half with a student Masters social worker on the phone ('calls will be recorded for quality assurance') attempting to appear competent and 'normal' as a successful psychosocial assessment is required for a transplant. After all the neces...
by screwtape
Thu Oct 08, 2020 4:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Since it is just old people getting sick should we even consider opening overflow facilities? What's wrong with just pushing them out of existing hospital windows on to the street?
FTFY. Seems to work for the Russians.
by screwtape
Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Of course, it does seem dear leader PCC(E) gets many of his ideas for posts here. Perhaps I shouldn't post it en clair, but there is an opportunity for some fun if we post up a pdf of an obscure journal disproving evolution or some such disinformation.
by screwtape
Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I used to like ducks, but now each and every one has an adjustment layer of orange sauce. An effect of too much WEIT.
by screwtape
Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14875
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Should you have a Chromium-based browser or Firefox with the Bypass Paywalls extension, this is rather heartening: The ‘Atlantic bubble’ has largely succeeded in keeping out COVID-19. But can it last? I am selfishly happy to live here, and also proud of fellow Maritimers. But not quite proud enough ...