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by screwtape
Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BTW it's fricken hard to get 26 in MMSE, or maybe I'm demented. You'd better not try the MOCA then, it's tough. I'm thinking something more like Parkinson-Plus . Facial immobility, a common feature of advanced Parkinson's, usually goes along with stiffness and tremor to an obvious degree. But there...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Assuming Biden wins in November, how many of you think he will last for all his first term? Or will his VP get a promotion before the term is up? I don't like the blank look, nor the long pause before answering, and the poverty of vocabulary. If he were sitting in my office I'd be pretending that we...
by screwtape
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Our dry-drunk governor just banned singing in church.
Fuck. Does that mean they'll all be singing their hymns outside their churches?
by screwtape
Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm sorry, Pitch. Grief is the shittiest experience, as there is nothing you can do to speed through it; you just have to suffer like a dumb animal until it fades. Eventually, you just remember how lucky you were to have someone so kind and wise in your life as an example, and you honour him by doin...
by screwtape
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One thing you can never say about Jordan Peterson is that he has an idealised perspective on life or that he ever denied the potential for misery. His advice, if it can be called that, has always been about doing what one can to make the best of things. It's curious to wonder if Zeno would be treat...
by screwtape
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Encapsulates the Kulturkampf of the sanctimonious, leftist, doucheousie at WEIT. The Albigensian Woke signal their holiness and their dedication to the cause by wearing masks. Only cretins demur. Only cretins think they need a gun, but they don't -- guns are just pacifiers for White Fragility. Inte...
by screwtape
Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of the few nuggets left at WEIT these days:
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by screwtape
Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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May go for a walk near the White Cliffs this weekend. Bluebirds optional. But they probably always were. (Doubly so since not many have seen the point of mentioning the passing of Dame V.L.). Not even optional. When the American lyricist, Nat Burton, wrote the song, he did not know that bluebirds w...
by screwtape
Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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NYT Is Threatening My Safety By Revealing My Real Name, So I Am Deleting The Blog

I hope that won't last, but it seems an NYT reporter is all set to doxx Scott Alexander's real name and thus screw up his career as a psychiatrist. Self-important assholes.
by screwtape
Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Speaking of Yakuza-- I've heard some crazy tales of their dispute resolution methods. Back in the 80's, one young guy liked a servant-- a young cleaning lady or waitress. So the boss tells her to marry him. Later bride comes to the boss & says groom beats her. Boss says 'don't call the police', I'l...
by screwtape
Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt, Unless my generations of engineer forebears have led me astray once again in the details of social niceties, I'm going to be the one to tell you that Service Dog has trolled you admirably. He has taken an untenable position at exactly the right moment with a superlatively nuanced tone, such th...
by screwtape
Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Gary Fettke is one example. He’s an orthopaedic surgeon in Tasmania who got sick of amputations of T2D feet. He stated criticising carb heavy diet recommendations and crap UPF Meals in his hospitals. He was targeted by the Dieticians association and from them the local medical board. He had to figh...
by screwtape
Thu Jun 18, 2020 4:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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But no immediate call for statins on a T-chol of 329 / 8.5? Not from me: I like to see the risk score and go by that, being an old and wily dinosaur who doesn't object to independent thought.The Framingham score makes it easy to tell someone what their risk of a heart attack is in the next ten year...
by screwtape
Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Brive, how about you look at the Framingham risk score and stop there? Were I your doc I'd be congratulating you and telling you to carry on. Of course, you're going to die anyway, but in the meantime you can force down all the same old diet and know that you'll last a month or two longer. Keep it u...
by screwtape
Tue Jun 16, 2020 7:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Reminds me a joke from the USSR: Two policemen were walking along the road. One turns to the other and says: "What do you think of the government". The other policeman thinks quickly and responds: "The same as you, comrade!" The first policemen replies, "I'm sorry, I have to arrest you for sedition...
by screwtape
Sun Jun 14, 2020 4:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sitting here, I realise just how bad raccoons smell. I never did, but now I understand what my front deck smells of. It's completely illegal to do anything to a raccoon here, they are fur-bearers which can only be harvested by license holders who have paid large fees to the province for training and...
by screwtape
Sun Jun 14, 2020 4:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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But really, right now I feel okay. I need to red pill myself once in a while to refresh. Well, I hope you do! The whole point of your life, in this regard, is that you feel your position is correct. I think most of us would agree; you are in the right. If your daughter's best reply is a 'fuck you' ...
by screwtape
Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see Andrew Sullivan was allowed by his minders to write a column this week, and he doesn't fail to excoriate the new orthodoxy. But having read it, make sure to visit the comments and weep for what humanity has become.
by screwtape
Sat Jun 13, 2020 1:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My favourite way of washing hands:

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by screwtape
Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Andrew Doyle/Titania McGrath has a great piece critical of Black Lives Matter detailing "the tidal wave of woke sentiment, unleashed in the name of anti-racism." "We are right to be nervous about race-based collective guilt, and quasi-religious mass displays of supplication and conformity. [...] We...
by screwtape
Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fuck it. I decided to just ignore my daughter's letter. Fuck it. My wife said I should email her and tell her that I love her, but I can't do it. I told my wife she could tell her she loves her if she wants. I am so done with this shit. She will take silence as guilt, which justifies and proves her...
by screwtape
Fri Jun 12, 2020 3:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Cringeworthy stuff, as minor white celebrities try to make BLM all about them:

by screwtape
Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Seattle Commune's demands. They are a hoot: https://medium.com/@seattleblmanon3/the-demands-of-the-collective-black-voices-at-free-capitol-hill-to-the-government-of-seattle-ddaee51d3e47 Screen Shot 2020-06-10 at 6.04.30 PM.jpg Presumably, if you are all equal, white patients may demand white doctor...
by screwtape
Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John, Psychostimulants like Adderall and Vyvanse don't necessarily make people nicer; often quite the opposite. But I'm guessing it would be wrong to excuse her as simply suffering from a side-effect. I'd be inclined to perform one last important duty as a parent before sending her on her way into t...
by screwtape
Sat Jun 06, 2020 6:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Thanks, Screwy! Another retrograde operation I learned about recently was retrograde ejaculation. Got told about it when I went to see my urologist about my prostate, and he suggested the old steam treatment... Any kind of prostatectomy (TURP with hot wire, laser, cryo or thermal, or open retropubi...
by screwtape
Fri Jun 05, 2020 2:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Screwtape - is there a nuanced difference between micturation and urination, or are the both just pissing? Oh, so many answers spring to mind. I'll be serious. Micturition (nb spelling) and urination are the same thing to the medical profession. Etymologically, one can argue that micturition is the...
by screwtape
Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The waters shall turn red as blood, and firstborns will all die. Yeah, I managed to keep a beard for three months because of platelets that are on strike, but the call of the straight razors was too strong and now the waters do turn red as blood each day. As for firstborns - seems a bit rough on my...
by screwtape
Sat May 30, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Crazy day... My daughter messaged me and wanted my comment about Trump's tweet regarding "looters and shooters" and did I think he was racist. I said I didn't think he is particularly racist and that he is an ass and a blow hard. She told me that my comment has finally convinced her that I am a rac...
by screwtape
Thu May 28, 2020 8:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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... they have the wimpiest call for a bird of that magnificence. Yes, for some reason it became conventional wisdom that bald eagles have this magnificently penetrating shriek, like in the Mount Doom rescue scene in Return of the King. But that's actually the call of a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles ...
by screwtape
Tue May 26, 2020 12:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Best raptor call I have lived with would be the buzzards in west Wales. At the same time as we enjoyed the call, we had to hate them for their actions in lambing season. I rather wish the bird on the county arms of Witshire - the Great Bustard - hadn't gone extinct before I arrived. Though at least ...
by screwtape
Mon May 25, 2020 4:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The only remarkable thing about this photo is that I took it standing right in the middle of my living room! The eagle was sitting in a tree behind the house checking out a raccoon carcass.
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by screwtape
Mon May 25, 2020 4:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Some eagle trivia that some might find surprising. They will attack and kill prey that are substantially larger than them, and they are good swimmers. I have seen them swimming to shore from hundreds of yards out. I did see an eagle attack a medium large dog that was swimming just off the beach onc...
by screwtape
Sun May 24, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Aristotle's definition of Tragedy was 'pity & fear'. Pity at the wretch whose troubles are worse than our own/ fear that the same could befall us. Mania is the really scary kind of psychosis, and by far the most damaging and dangerous. I worked as a resident at the psychiatry wing of a general hosp...
by screwtape
Tue May 19, 2020 3:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of the better anti-SJW think pieces I've read recently, in the form of a review of a 2016 book called Stamped from the Beginning: The Definitive History of Racist Ideas in America which won a National Book Award for non-fiction. The Social Justice Endgame A very good and amusing review. I presu...
by screwtape
Mon May 18, 2020 4:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bugger. Didn't realise we had started a new page. Replying to FT.
by screwtape
Mon May 18, 2020 4:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Indeed I do. An old hand at squicking and felching.
by screwtape
Sun May 17, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I acquired a Québeçois Snickers bar today. Somehow, it reminds me of an alt.tasteless 'grogan':

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by screwtape
Sun May 17, 2020 4:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Meanwhile in Terra Australis Incognita, the Not-Quite-Perfect Diet has been invented:



Now we know what caused the bushfires; silly galah probably farted near a flame.
by screwtape
Fri May 15, 2020 12:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If you are going to breastfeed you can't wait a few days and then try, you have to start immediately. I think the issue is when do you acknowledge that it isn't working and switch to formula. Don't the formula makers give free samples to new mothers? If you start with that then you are stuck with t...
by screwtape
Fri May 15, 2020 5:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Since the FT popped up (so to speak) - is anyone worried about the malign influence of 'Big Tittie' on society? Starting at 22 min for the curious... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbHUKg4tJ00 You might enjoy taking a look at http://www.skepticalob.com/ where a retired obstetrician rants and raves...
by screwtape
Fri May 15, 2020 5:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fuck. There’s strong evidence emerging that all countries were already ‘around the curve’ for infections prior to gong into lock down. Good podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fat-emperor-podcast/id1453181214?i=1000474373435 https://twitter.com/brive1987/status/1260783907496013824?s=2...
by screwtape
Tue May 12, 2020 11:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Frankly, the most encouraging thing about you Americans is that some small subset of you is discussing on one weird internet forum whether it is justified for an ordinary citizen of one skin colour to shoot and kill another ordinary citizen of a different skin colour. Evidently, skin colour is a con...
by screwtape
Tue May 12, 2020 6:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://twitter.com/skynewsaust/status/1260025481593794560?s=21 It's past time we all told China to fuck off. Thought what that will mean for our underclasses that survive on their shitty hourly rates only by buying diabetogenic food from dollar stores and everything else from Walmart (ie the lowes...
by screwtape
Sun May 10, 2020 6:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In an unwitting metaphor for what the site has turned into, Slate runs a detailed analysis into the perpetrator and nature of the Supreme Court toilet flush. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/05/toilet-flush-supreme-court-livestream.html TL;DR It was Breyer and it was poo. Perhaps that is ho...
by screwtape
Thu May 07, 2020 1:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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200 Cuban doctors were brought in to help with the pandemic to great fanfare. There are a great many more white and Indian doctors than that who qualified overseas because they weren't black enough to get into med school and have been denied certification because of some bogus road block thrown in ...
by screwtape
Tue May 05, 2020 5:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The 2 week supply has 92 servings (2 people can eat three times a day and have six servings left over), whilst the 4 week supply has 282 servings, which means those two people can eat three times a day, and have 198 servings left over....I'm guessing a "serving" is not a meal. And looking at what's ...
by screwtape
Mon May 04, 2020 12:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I still may ask you sometime about my feet though...
Pes planus, based on your avatar.
by screwtape
Sun May 03, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So as a doctor - you would question the coherence of their prescription. Doctor be damned. I'm questioning the validity of someone charging a hefty fee to teach you the secrets that will give you insights and thus power over others. It's 'X-Ray glasses' and Charles Atlas' Dynamic Tension and Scient...
by screwtape
Sun May 03, 2020 4:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Without wanting to put myself between two scrapping dogs, I can't imagine anyone takes 'content analysis' very seriously. It's reading between the lines, and the problem with that is that you make up what is written between them. It can seem clever and insightful, and maybe give sometimes a hint, bu...
by screwtape
Fri May 01, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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After some searching I finally found the full list of newly banned "assault-style" weapons. It turns out to be nine models and all their variants (most of which are different coloured stocks etc), plus anything of 20mm calibre or larger (you can keep your 10 gauge goose gun), anything with a muzzle ...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, and since no one has said it yet, I'll repeat the excellent advice given by the wise in 1914 and 1939, and probably just as accurately:
It will all be over by Christmas!

So there.
by screwtape
Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:04 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If we would even want to debate whether China has been as upfront and honest as we would like then I would introduce some suspicious indicators that they feel they might be open to criticism. They stopped the EU from including criticism of their lack of transparency in a report: China 'sought to blo...
by screwtape
Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:58 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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All this internalised bleach takes me back:

The Parents Who Give Their Children Bleach Enemas to 'Cure' Them of Autism

Maybe some of Trump's numerous flirtations with the anti-vaxxers have left him with a taste for Miracle Mineral Solution.
by screwtape
Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:53 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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FTR, out of a population of 100,000, we've had 36 confirmed cases so far, and a single death -- and that was a snowbird who'd recently traveled abroad and had preexisting health issues. Sounds like a prime population for a new virus seeking to make friends and maybe more... The general public's und...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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She, he or it may be a bot, and unprogrammed for puns. Your anti-AI prejudice borders on the offensive. I found the Mrs to be amusing, felt some sympathy for the Mr, but Violet Elizabeth was definitely a bit too much to take. I don't mind if you drop your aitches, but don't drop a T for goodness' s...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:09 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I this thread is >10,000 posts long. Previously threads that long caused all sorts of instability. The hydrocodone-fuelled upgrade must be doing something good.
by screwtape
Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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free thoughtpolice wrote: I wonder if cariee gets the basket of links joke?
Ze may not be familiar with the Atheist + forum.
cariee appears to be a spammer here only to shove her video site in our faces. She, he or it may be a bot, and unprogrammed for puns.
by screwtape
Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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NS now has seven dead of Covid-19, and 13 dead today at the hands of a crazed denturist.

I've never met a denturist who was entirely right in the head, FWIW.
by screwtape
Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Can Jack Black sing? We know he can't dance from his quarantine dance: