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by dog puke
Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

The very last part of the video actually made me laugh. [youtube.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bFw1C-NEbk[/youtube] Remember folks. Yes, she has some apparent issues. Leave her alone. Don't pick on her or go to her social media sources and laugh. If she is lucky, she will reflect on her boundar...
by dog puke
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:03 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:One year in Germany, I traded all my christmas candy for everyone else's marzipan. I had about two dozen pieces in all sizes -- it looked like a fleet of ships. So I did a reenactment of the Battle of Jutland.
I always loved Marzipan with a Jellicoe filling. :twatson:
by dog puke
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

pro-boxing-fan wrote:Im pretty sure at this point Quebec will separate before i see an edit button on just one of the 2 websites i visit the most.
Quebec? Is that still around?
by dog puke
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

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Barbie's Boyfriend wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:THC phlegm is the best kind! :dance:
Homegrown is even better:
2017-06-07 09.06.46_1496895089806-min.jpg
You grew a piano? :twatson:
by dog puke
Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Why do you shitlords always call her beckybooze?
by dog puke
Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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free thoughtpolice wrote:This date in 1462: Vlad Dracula III of Wallachia lead a nighttime raid on an Ottoman army camp in an attempt to assassinate Mehmed II.
Which led to his banning on twitter for islamophobia. :twatson:
by dog puke
Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

:hankey:

All hail Ape + Lust, the model of dull sobriety.
by dog puke
Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Brive1987 wrote:That poor fucking dog has been irretrievably broken.

http://i.imgur.com/qTEzs7u.jpg
rkwatson ought to know all about pulling turds out of buttholes. :twatson:
by dog puke
Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Usually I am a supporter of civil liberties, but I think we need long jail sentences for anyone chanting: Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho xxxxx has got to go. :naughty: Would Alfalfa, Alfalfa, Sex Worker, Sex Worker be alright? Feed me hay and alfalfa Apples lumps of sugar too I'll be your pony girl forever Don't...
by dog puke
Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:03 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Usually I am a supporter of civil liberties, but I think we need long jail sentences for anyone chanting:
Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho
xxxxx has got to go.
:naughty:
by dog puke
Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:45 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

It would be a shame if something were to happen to your college... :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Oh oh... another dissident faculty voice from Evergreen College.

https://heterodoxacademy.org/2017/06/07 ... peaks-out/

Won't these white supremacists just go away and die already? :twatson:
by dog puke
Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Shatterface wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Shatterface wrote:I gave up for Lent once.

I didn't give up meat or alcohol or anything like that, I just gave up.
The only New Years resolution I ever kept was to stop making New Years resolutions.
I tried that once. Never again.
Because of Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper?
by dog puke
Wed May 31, 2017 2:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

My brother, seven years older than me (I like to think of myself as an afterthought rather than as a mistake), bought the Beatles albums as they came out. Eventually he decided vinyl was dead, so I now have his Parlophone mono copy of Sgt Pepper. I also have a modern Capitol Stereo pressing, but I ...
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Once you have digested your bleach and removed your hetero-patriarchal ocular abilities, then you can move on to this lovely list: FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CRVLVGa5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXHqktvByuo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-BGLoCDZU https://www....
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 2:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
dog puke wrote: On an unrelated topic... does anyone know of fast and painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend.
Sodium pentobarbital overdose.
Yeah, but what flavours does it come in? :twatson:
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 11:55 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Once you have digested your bleach and removed your hetero-patriarchal ocular abilities, then you can move on to this lovely list: FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CRVLVGa5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXHqktvByuo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-BGLoCDZU https://www.y...
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 11:52 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

You people are wasting time and energy discussing the white-hetero-patriarchal-hegemonic-toxic-male-nazi arguments between Sargon and Thundef00t when the real victims are suffering oppression and are not safe and don’t want to do homework because it interferes with the struggle session. Read/watch t...
by dog puke
Fri May 26, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

screwtape wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:[img.http://imgur.com/aEO36VO.jpg[/img]
God exists.
And like Wotan, he has one eye.
Not to mention my trouser snake... :twatson:
by dog puke
Fri May 26, 2017 10:55 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
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Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

You are all fuckers.

I would explain, but I would feel exploited epistemologically.

https://philpapers.org/archive/NOREE-2.pdf

#educateyourself

:cdc:
by dog puke
Fri May 26, 2017 7:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

God exists.
by dog puke
Wed May 24, 2017 1:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Well, it's likely they wanted to rape the girls more than the boys. Ran out of goats? Goats ran out of them. Yeah, but they have a solution for that... 14. If a goat exits the urethra without doing istibra, drops of goat-fuck juice may come out and soil his underwear. Therefore, he should insert a ...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

I'd think twice before committing to intersectional feminism, dog puke. More and more drivers are saying "fuck it" and running you people over. [youtube.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt5CokPbg8[/youtube] I am the Emily Davison of intersectionality. :twatson: Ah, so you got your feminism from th...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Billie from Ockham wrote:I'd think twice before committing to intersectional feminism, dog puke. More and more drivers are saying "fuck it" and running you people over.

[youtube.]
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I am the Emily Davison of intersectionality. :twatson:
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

gurugeorge wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:So is anybody on this board not a guitarist?
Me, I'm a pianist.
I'm an intersectional feminist. :twatson:
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

I do it, too. I thought we do this, because playing naturally is ever so slightly different from hitting the string one-by-one for tuning, and the adjustments are made for that reason. You might be onto something, because guitarists often have problems with the G-string, and not just with those of ...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Thanks for that! I can understand the transcription somewhat, though it's more applying some basic knowledge I still remember, and intuition of seeing the "Gestalt" of the tune. I am trying to figure out the math and theory part of music, and have the task of placing intuitions on some solid theory...
by dog puke
Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 561351

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Hey! Nice stuff Aneris! I like both tracks. :clap: :dance: The second track - with the Am - Fm progression - is, as you described, a function of equal division of the octave. (Tritones, M3rds, m3rds, M2nds and m2nds all divide nicely). Sometimes I have heard this Am-Fm movement described as a funct...
by dog puke
Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
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I made another track (or two actually). It's still somewhat random what I feel like uploading, and more or less quick jams. Recently, I uploaded a disco track with a touch of breakdance. It's structured around a bass riff I like. I occasionally have several versions of stuff and that's one of those...
by dog puke
Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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I remember seeing this as the Liverpool Museum of Slavery. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GwEuIaWSI74/S70KkVTR_uI/AAAAAAAAAe4/0LLDycIgKSY/s1600/DSC04652.JPG Weird and strange and awful all at the same time. Guess which one of those guys was used for target practice. Malcolm? Is he in the middle?
by dog puke
Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Barbie's Boyfriend wrote:
comhcinc wrote:Foreigners are weird.
So Georgia finally seceded from the Union ?
Yes, Georgia is no longer part of the Soviet Union. :twatson:

Read more history please.
by dog puke
Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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MarcusAu wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:
dog puke wrote:If one cannot come to the Slymepit and mock Rebecca Twatson, then what is the point of living?
Go drown yourself in a toilet.
Just kidding DP - no offence intended.
by dog puke
Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1959146

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

If one cannot come to the Slymepit and mock Rebecca Twatson, then what is the point of living?
by dog puke
Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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Gendered pronouns: Sure, go ahead, change them or get rid of them altogether, if it makes the little kids happy. A few years later, the same kids start complaining about the use of gendered pronouns in the works of Rabelais, Voltaire, Rimbaud, Vernes, Hugo... You understand, it's oppressive, micro ...
by dog puke
Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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pro-boxing-fan wrote:In other words, feminine penis is actually a real thing in french.
Le girlcock. That's why Zinnia Jones is moving to la France.

:twatson:
by dog puke
Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:09 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
dog puke wrote:girlcock
And welcome back to you.

Thanks! Can't stay away when there is girlcock available.
:cdc:
Now get out your mandolin and let's jam!
by dog puke
Sun Nov 20, 2016 5:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

girlcock
by dog puke
Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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comhcinc wrote:Clinton believes we are all racist. No word yet if we are also all sexist as well.
I'm more racist and sexist than any of you.
by dog puke
Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:A bit tired and going to be bed, but just to let you all know: it's a done deal, I'm married.
http://i.imgur.com/6FLmpqY.jpg

That explains a lot of the injuries. Felicitations, none the less!
by dog puke
Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Or you can send him up to us. He will have a nice couch to sleep on, French, Italian and Polish food, and he'll be able to experience multiculturalism first hand when I send him down to the grocer. He'll be back home with a different idea of muslims for sure. Between the Polish, Arabic, reading Fre...
by dog puke
Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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fuzzy wrote:Irregardless, we should of deduced it's meaning.
You are very mischevious. :twatson:
by dog puke
Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1959146

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

It cannot not be posted.

by dog puke
Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
dog puke wrote:It's my birthday... send me dog food and biscuits.
funny-hot-girl-happy-birthday-greetings-gif_zpsbu4yss2g (1).gif
Candles worth blowing. Thank you.
by dog puke
Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:47 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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comhcinc wrote: You are one sick fuck.
And your point?
by dog puke
Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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It's my birthday... send me dog food and biscuits.
by dog puke
Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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It is a supreme privilege to witness Ape+Lust's brilliant works of art.

Xym is a Pit Treasure™ .

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by dog puke
Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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I don't really know if Jenneke is beautiful or not, but I think we are all in agreement that she is pretty fat.
by dog puke
Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Holy poop on a stick. Comhcinc has gone all progressive and started to make videos. I thought he hated soccer (football).

[youtube]HTAz55OGMOI[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTAz55OGMOI

:cdc:
by dog puke
Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:00 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1959146

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deLurch wrote:
feathers wrote:Well that young girl ended up in the right position there :shock:
Keep in mind that in the gymnastic A/S world, that most competitors have aged out by the time they hit 18.
That's what Dr. Richard Carrier, PhD said.
:cdc:
by dog puke
Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1959146

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comhcinc wrote:So is anyone else looking forward to the Olympics?

I enjoy all the fight sports.
Even wrestling!?!? :shock:
by dog puke
Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Gumby wrote:Fuck you, Dog Puke.

:nin:
Don't disturb me right now, I'm puking. :lol:
by dog puke
Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1959146

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Tony the queer shoop has a post up about how blacks can't be racist because of power. https://archive.is/Iv0Vp In moderation: August 3, 2016 at 2:46 pm There were black people that owned slaves, and in fact many if not most of the slaves in the Atlantic Slave trade were captured and sold to Europea...
by dog puke
Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:13 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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My thoughts on your collective opinions on punk.

[youtube]5kvKeZIB4WQ[/youtube]
by dog puke
Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:10 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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Yubikey, I believe is a sort of USB dongle thing that acts as a sort of physical second password for computer stuff. Yep, the above should give access to the FT's undepletable Swiss bank account. But only once. I want one of those. As a side note I frequent a café which features a "bottomless cup o...
by dog puke
Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:47 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Brive1987 wrote: I have been fretting over this for some hours now.
Did you use a plectrum?

:cdc:
by dog puke
Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:41 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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paddybrown wrote:
fuzzy wrote:Around here if you asked a room full of guitar players if anybody had a "plectum" all you would get would be blank stares.
Yes, but you chaps in the colonies also refer to a guitar's vibrato bridge as a "whammy bar", which indicates you're barbarians.
Says the guy from Norn Iron. :twatson:
by dog puke
Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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In other news, I dropped a plectrum mid-song during rehearsals with the band this afternoon, and was quite relieved to be able to finish the song with my fingers without anyone noticing. If it happens for real on the night, I should be able to manage. Are yours made of platinum that you can't affor...
by dog puke
Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:31 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Who else here, beside me, has had the opportunity to spend a drunken night with Hemingway's godson?

Didn't think so...
Me. :burn:
by dog puke
Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:05 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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Views: 1959146

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by dog puke
Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:18 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
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comhcinc wrote:Going to say it again.

Want to do some skyping tomorrow night. All are invited. You might get to see ball sack hole.


Should ball sack be one word or two?

If you are Hitler, it's ball sack.

If you are more normal, it's balls sack.

If you are Phil, it's Balzac.