If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

I'm telling you folks, we've crashed into a parallel universe, I don't know when or how it happened but sometime in the last 5 to 10 years there has been a tear in the space/time thing-a-ma-jig and we've entered fucked up world. :shock: Merseyside Police are making ‘enquiries’ into a trans-sceptica...

Are they Syrians? Say Omak masasa (roughly means your mother is a whore who gives blowjobs) or Nayek emmak (I fucked your mum) or Eri be ketabak (fuck your holy book) or Mus zubi ya ibn al kalb (suck my dick you son of a dog) or quite simply say Kalb (dog). You should not be surprised if you are no...

Speaking of Yemmy, it is her birthday and she is looking like some hot pie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS-MgIYdbJo Aye. Whatever you do, though, don't objectify her. Yemmy hates that shit happening to her when she's out there with her ass jigglin and her titties thrust forward like a dead heat...

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:40 am
Just wondering, is Titania Parsehole?
Doubt it. As good a parodymonger as Parsehole is I don't think he ever wrote anything demonstrating such poetic skill. Titania's stuff takes quite a bit of talent to write, She could be a real pukka poet.

We can rule out Yemmy then.

Titania McGrath is a really talented poet. She has a way with words that starts at parody, goes straight through satire and ridicule and ends up on the other side at awesome beauty. Image 1.gif Given that Tit apparently punked the NYT just recently, be sure that the twitter bods are already reachin...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Don’t be pissy. But here. Grab yourself 20 rand before the tap dries up. Because I care.

Love this reply:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Meyers famously would shank any Christian who tried to help him. Not quite the same story when it comes to people of other religions. https://i.imgur.com/tw9Xptx.png Here's the thing about Myers - and you just know he'd do this - if his area suddenly became flooded with Somali enrichers, and all th...

Because he quit his happy home and gainfully employed wife to take a shot at sticking his dick in this: https://imgur.com/WGUj9CQ.jpg Totally worth it, he thinks. Totally. Then gently tugs his wiener until he falls asleep... Hyena Dadabhoy in that pic looks like Michael Winner. Dicky, what were you...

Our future Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbyn, has just had pictures printed of him performing Islamic prayers for terrorists who castrated and killed Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics. Where is that asteroid headed for Earth when you need it? https://twitter.com/wallaceme/status/102805957449...

DrokkIt wrote: ↑ What does everyone make of Q ANON then?

Just another example of the Nostradamus effect. Couch your 'predictions' in vague and allusive terms, and when something happens which seems to vaguely tally with some of them, dumbasses go, 'Ooh Qanon predicted that!'

Oh, and Corbyn is a cunt.

Valerie Solanas was pretty much the worst that radfem terrorism could do, and she couldn't even kill her target :bjarte: . Her target was Andy Warhol, too, who was as weak as fuck. It wasn't as if he'd have been all that difficult to kill. Solanas should clearly have gotten a man to do it, the sill...

Kirb, give us a link to where you messed about with Onion Bula, I really want to see it! I think this will get you there: http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=442379#p442379 :lol: :lol: :lol: Was Kirb responsible for this one too? Eli August 26, 2015 at 10:13 am “We as a society have proven th...

I'll admit I'm sad about Caine. Ally or opponent, it's never nice to see someone mostly harmless gone. What did Myers say about JAD when he died? Can't remember. I do remember the fat fuck rejoiced at the death of a christian priest dying while trying to raise fund by getting himself lifted into a ...

The 'women's right' to wear what she wants has been the talking point among Britain's intelligentsia at the moment after former Home Secretary Boris Johnson told the old joke about Muslim women wearing the Burqa looking like post boxes. Calls for him to "apologise" for his dreadfully offensive rema...

'About 6:45 this evening (Saturday) Bookmarks Bookshop (in London) was attacked by about a dozen masked wearing fascists. They threatened staff and attempted to destroy books and other materials. Fortunately no staff were hurt. This is the true face of fascism.' Alt-right: 'lol the communist left i...

Shrimp, ahoy! First blog post in 2 years. He's still a self-pitying grump. Still has a degree from Oxford. And still is "not normatively employable." And yeah, he got rid of the floofy combover. Plus, most of his eyebrows. https://imgur.com/H1gadyd.png :lol: :lol: :lol: He looks like he was grown i...

So if Tommy boy is free and wasn't killed in prison doesn't that mean that there isn't a vast conspiracy against him? I like this post very much. I mean, for the past couple of months, the narrative has pretty much been that TR is the victim of an establishment conspiracy. And yet today, he gets ba...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ And you socked the Pit. I hope you obtained FT permission before enacting that disrespect.

Online profile:

https://i.imgur.com/eIdBaoJ.jpg

Real life:

https://i.imgur.com/AYO8ZI1.png

Looks like Brive got catfished and is a bit cross about it. lol

After years and years of the left making race such a big issue, doesn't it make sense that the majority would follow suit? Jobs and college admissions, etc. are now doled out on the basis of race and gender to some extent and race/gender is all the media talks about . I can see why people would wan...

Kirbmarc wrote: ↑
Tigzy wrote: ↑ Sure is a lot of 'ethnic realtalk' going on a t'pit at the moment. It's weird - it's almost like a sudden influx of an invasive, supremacist culture, or something.
I warned you guys...

Brive's vanilla milkshake brings all the goys to the yard.

Sure is a lot of 'ethnic realtalk' going on a t'pit at the moment. It's weird - it's almost like a sudden influx of an invasive, supremacist culture, or something.

The Pit might owe a massive "thank you" to someone called Mario Quadracci. https://i.imgur.com/khNSkwO.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n69yleebaUc Peez, if you're watching, I'm gonna do something really mean. I'm going to give you the headline you wish you had used: Super Mario Bro You're welco...

Tim's a former part-time Pitter himself, afaik - he used to post when the Pit was part of Abbie's Sciblog.

He really ought to know better.

If you haven't paid attention to Rebecca Watson's "career" (lucky you) then she probably just comes off as a would-be internet personality. I'm kinda surprised at Watson, really. Yates stars in Archer , which has roundly been condemned by feminists and other people lacking a sense of humor. I think...

comhcinc wrote: ↑ Mang, I don't care I still like Lucky Yates.

Spaced Farce.

Am I condemned to a pit in hell if I both tsk tsk Cernovich et al for pulling the same shitty things, but enjoy the schadenfreude of seeing some santimonious prigs taken down a notch? It's awkward, ain't it. There's something along similar lines going on the UK right now - Sajid Javid has effective...

Ape+lust wrote: ↑ That Elfwick-slaying wetnap and the bossy naked feminist go together nicely.

https://imgur.com/tUwn7cF.jpg

😂😂😂 That's fucking great. I may have to nick that, dude.

Technically Ron is the textbook definition of a crybully. Dishes out tons of shit to people and when he gets shit back he pulls up his I-suffer-from-depression-leave-me-alone-god-twitter-is-so-toxic shield, at which the dull mooncalves who for some reason think Ron is both a funny and OK sorta guy r...

Shatterface wrote: ↑ Also, Chris Morris did a whole show about pedophilia. It was hilarious.

Nonce Sense. :lol:

..As if her own cookie-cutter opinions aren't also a blatant product of her enviornment. As if this dumb cunt is some moral prodigy that would've risen above the level of any time period she could've been born into. Titania's a parody account. And a fuckin good one as well. Xher poetry is exquisite...

So this person is claiming to be the creator of Godfrey Elfwick. https://twitter.com/leeceyart/status/1019672503709569024 I don't know what to believe anymore. As far as I can tell Parsehole handed the Godfrey account over to her at some point. She was certainly using Parsehole's account Godfrey ac...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: ↑ DiWsoIpW0AAbrH1.jpeg

Since deleted. Dear gods, what is wrong with people?

Guess her boyfriend is someone who you can safely loan a fair bit of money, then.

Brianna Poo

This looks fucking great. I don't know the guy playing Freddy is in this weird place where he looks too much like Freddy but not enough. What I can't figure out is that if they could clone Brian May for the film, then why not Fred? Then again, Bri is so freakin clever he probably cloned himself.

This looks fucking great.

And Frank's already been dinged for half that. Keeping Mrs Wu happy is an expensive undertaking (Frank's cheerful indulgence of her crazy whims is more bewildering than John's marriage to Yoko). At least John was getting a real proper woman for his efforts. Yoko was probably a damn fine shag as wel...

:D Most definitely agree. Some guy who thinks he's been raped by aliens is crazy, but a guy who pitches a fit when you won't call his cock his lady bits is trying to make us all crazy. You just know that claiming to be a transalien is gonna be the next thin- https://i.imgur.com/6h6ghra.png Jesus. L...

Do you play guitar? If you do, you might have heard of Electro-Harmonix, an effects pedal maker. Their most well-known pedal is something called the Big Muff Pi, and the circuitry for its most popular iteration was designed by Fran Blanche, a trans woman. Fran has a YouTube channel. It's pretty fun...

somehow the tortoise beats the hare but no more .Can't remember how. Tortoise convince the hare it can take up surfing, video gaming, heavy boozing and medical marijuana, and still win the race. Jonathan Livingston Tortoise Frustrated at the materialism of just eating bits of lettuce, Jonathan Livi...

Still looks like this place is dying. I'll take it as a good omen. If the SJWs aren't able to keep us entertained anymore, it means we must have done something right (or they did something wrong, not remotely out of the possible). Indeed Phil, Things may be finishing up - or they may not - time wil...

CommanderTuvok wrote: ↑ Oh, and SCOTLAND DID NOT QUALIFY AT ALL, as per usual.

Something tells it's not gonna stop the Sweaties from telling us how shit England are for not getting past the World Cup semifinals.

Still bitter about Hastings? Mate, Hastings was avenged long ago at Waterloo, with a side-spanking of you lot at Trafalgar. No, it's your lofty snootiness about English food. Admittedly, yes, when it comes to English food, some lofty snootiness is not entirely without merit. And yes, the decidedly ...

Bah, we're going to win anyway. -20 years since the 1998 French victory over Brazil. Worth celebrating. -A few years of being killed by terrorists. We need a win, and the powers-that-be might think it's a good idea. -Gives relevance to a possible future candidacy to have France organize a world cup...

Cracking first half from England there. But the usual curse struck and they got the sloppy seconds.

Still, nuff respect to Croatia there. What, they'd be tired after the Russia game, you say? Yeah, maybe if they weren't a bunch of East European terminator robots.

Right? She is writing a Vertigo title. From the Verge Goddess Mode, which will be written by Quinn and illustrated by Robbi Rodriguez, takes place “in a near future where all of humanity’s needs are administered by a godlike A.I.” The story, which Quinn describes as a “magical girl cyberpunk comic,...

Ah, fuck it. I have more problems with mods thany anyone else. Back to one-person rule. No mods, since some people seem to think it tips others over the edge (remember - Aneris was a mod too...). Well. You appear to have thwarted my attempt at power, Fascist Tit. I'll be back. This is not the end, ...

The first 4 of those Thai soccer kids trapped in a cave have been rescued. After a couple of weeks of waiting, it was really looking like it wasn't going to happen. What a relief, I hope they get them all. https://www.cnn.com/asia/live-news/thai-cave-rescue-live-intl/index.html *clicks metaphorical...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Sounds good to me - rayshul/Tigzy/Ape+Lust - you up for modding?

Sure, I can be up for it. Never modded before though, so what will it likely involve?

Haven't seen Bhurzum around recently. I'm thinking of setting up a crowdfunder to help him out financially during the World Cup, as it must be costing him a fortune in t-shirts.

England actually played pretty good. In the sense they actually looked a little bit world class. Christ.

It's not the despair. I can handle that. It's the hope I can't take.

'transavtivism'

Is that a typo or one of their new words that they made up?

I prefer “cultural collectives” or even “nationstates” Thank you. Many, many years ago, Guinness used to run a series of telly adverts featuring Rutger Hauer as a vaguely pretentious sage ruminating on various things in a vaguely pretentious manner. One of these ads had Rutger talking about life on...

Has to be said, trying to be free of Kirb's relentless and convoluted verbosity is a lot like trying to be free of the excesses of the EU. Don't get me wrong - you're okay Kirb. But fuck, you do go on. Brive has a thread for his Nazi shit but you are going to complain about Kirb for Brive bringing ...

Aw Jesus. I had to block this windbag on twitter because he started gassing on at me about it. And now you invite him to go on - and no doubt on -about it here, Brive. Thanks for that. Two tweets you don't like is enough to get blocked? Geez, what happened to the idea of confronting ideas freely, w...

Has to be said, trying to be free of Kirb's relentless and convoluted verbosity is a lot like trying to be free of the excesses of the EU.

Don't get me wrong - you're okay Kirb. But fuck, you do go on.

Aw Jesus. I had to block this windbag on twitter because he started gassing on at me about it. And now you invite him to go on - and no doubt on -about it here, Brive. Thanks for that.

You may have a point as to debates - organised religion has not gone away after all - so there will always be someone prepared to stretch things a little too far. The little hobbit is no Hitchens but he honestly isn't bad in a debate setting. Wait til you see him in a mass debate setting. Be sure t...

England just won a penalty shootout.

Those of you who are into things like the baseball 'World Series' (lol) probably won't understand the magnitude of this, but really, it needs to be shouted from the rooftops.

England just won a penalty shootout. Good lord.

Ever heard of comic Hannah Gadsby? She identifies as a fat, mentally ill, lesbian from Tasmania. She had a glowing write-up in the New Woker, and has a comedy special on Netflix. Here's a sample(paraphrased) of one of her jokes: "Cubism freed us from three point perspective, and allowed us to see s...

I wondered what Nerd was blathering about on Meyers's blog about this, so I skipped around the video including the timestamp he mentions. Firstly, it seems like just a fat old man chatting with about 5 people in the livechat box. But it seems there was also someone in there during the recording who...

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