If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

I like to think of the presidential race as who can bullshit the most effectively. 90% of the shit any candidate says is trash they don't really believe but think will draw in votes according to their polling results. So it's no surprise someone like Trump could do well. :lol: Isn't that the essenc...

Damn!

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I don't follow GG but I googled her and the allegations. It does look like they have her dead to rights here. Yikes. What's your take on what it took to nail her though? Looks like it was a pretty thorough doxxing, including a hack to access private chats. What if it was your child Butts was lustin...

Sorry, we already have a piano-Jenneke here, and her name is Yuja Wang Screw you guys, I'll make my own 'pit with Blackjack and Khatia Buniatishvili. http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Bender-Crying-Wiping-His-Tears-With-Windshield-Wippers-In-Futurama-Feels.gif And Com, yes, her breasts ...

Oh, nearly forgot - Khatia Buniatishvili for new 'pit pin-up. http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/6896827/1118full-khatia-buniatishvili.jpg Not only is she hotter than hell, she's Georgian (yay, diversity!) and she's pretty damned good at tickling the ivories! [youtube]MIFIziJWo-Q[/youtube] Move over Mic...

CuntajusRationality wrote:[youtube]IKaEiY4Xelc[youtube]

Brilliant!

Since we're going full speed with the vids, get some of this into your lugs...

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Brilliant rendition of his tone poem. Well worth a play.

[quote="dog puke"]... whom Stravinsky described as "6

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Careful now, you'll infuse the 'pit with culture and taste if you're not careful!

:o

Addendum to above post: Rowan Atkinson pokes fun at the subject with predictable levels of comic genius.

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But pitters, I have a question. Why do some piano players play with the various flourishes the girl presents, is that needed to play the music well, or just something fun to do or what? Ah, I noticed that too. I'm a huge fan of Valentina Lisitsa (her Rachmaninoff renditions are mind blowing), her p...

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Epic indeed!

I almost fell outta my chair when I spotted the title of this video. Obviously, I assumed it was the handiwork of one of you shitlords but sadly (thankfully?) it's not what you think...

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Fuck: Oliver Sacks, eminent neurologist and author, dies aged 82 Author who wrote Awakenings and The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat revealed in February that he was in the late stages of terminal cancer http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/aug/30/oliver-sacks-dies-aged-82-eminent-neurologist-a...

Quick movie recommendation - Self/less. Ryan Reynolds and Ben Kingsley in a sci-fi (ish) yarn about mind swapping. Pretty solid production, great action scenes and an ending that would melt the heart of an iceberg. Well worth a watch. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2140379/ http://www.rainiertamayo.com...

PZ Myers is a lying scumbag. Rebecca Watson is a lying scumbag. Richard Carrier is a lying scumbag. Ophelia Benson is a lying scumbag. Do we see a pattern emerging? OK, I know I normally shit-post and generally offer very little to the conversation buuut...this is something that I've always struggl...

But why would you have a dog wear glasses? Just in case Richard Carrier spots my hounds and decides to come over... Bhurzum, I noted that there are some misencoded borked characters in your sig: "Every time I seeï»¿ Greta Christina I can smell cabbages" Is that of your own doing or did the FT forge...

What is your method. Inverted plastic bag? Shovel? Special poop scooper? Promise you won't laugh? I use latex gloves, plastic bags and a shemagh (olive drab, standard issue) that's been treated with patchouli oil. I'm not very good at coping with the smell and twice I've had to tap the long haired ...

That dog is clearly introducing the carpet to new dangerous ideas! I have two Dogue de Bordeaux ("Bubba" and "Mope") and thankfully neither of them drag their butts like that. Having said that, they do produce massive (seriously huge) mounds of the most rancid crap you've ever clapped eyes upon. I ...

deLurch wrote:[youtube]qKxlvWOqmFs[/youtube]

The video is funny but the comments are better.

When you get to the $10k Persian rug part...dear god! Then there's the one with the vinegar/toothbrush anal bleaching technique. Man, I love the internet!

Peter Flanders wrote:So for starters deLurch, I want a fucking apology for calling me shit-poster, or you are cunting toast, shitforbrains.

I think I speak for pretty much everyone here when I say...

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Run along now.

Ape+lust wrote:Hey Bhurzum! Wave! We're on Twitter.

Thanks, Brive!

Wasn't me.

Nope.

:whistle:

Spike13 wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:Is "Woo-Hoo I just fucked a Skepchick" going to become a meme now?

Now you did it....

He sure did!

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One good reason for laughing at white supremacists is their conviction that there's something calle a 'white race'. That somehow, despite wide cultural variation and centuries of conflict and oppression within Europe, Europeans and their descendants constitute a distinct race. I think the term "whi...

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Mermaid1234 wrote:Will I go down in history as the first trans woman to be banned from here? Or have you banned others perhaps? Me being banned from here means nothing to me....
Nobody was asking questions about your genitalia. I simply assumed it was a bit fishy.

Red herring detected...

Flash suppressor doesn't do anything to prevent recoil, it literally does what it says. Indeed. It's also debatable how effective they are at diffusing/reducing the flash when a weapon is fired. Obviously some weapons have a larger signature than others although I'm deeply skeptical about flash sup...

Random funny to cheer you miserable bastards up...

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Of maybe some interest relative to the ongoing â€œdiscussionsâ€ over transgenderism, my recent comment over at Melbyâ€™s/Hornbeckâ€™s (?) Sinmantyx , posted here as she seems to have banned me, in response to a comment by Timberwraith , apparently a transwoman who was not particularly impressed wi...

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What?

WHAT?

:P

free thoughtpolice wrote:Is that dog Jewish? Maybe Jesuit? :shock:

When he's finished producing his review of Deen Squad, I'll ask him.

:lol:

free thoughtpolice wrote:Just to turn some of you folks on to some halal hip hop :drool:

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Time for a musical interlude. Be'lakor - an Australian melodic death metal band. [youtube]WpnGs11vf-0[/youtube] Brilliant stuff and yet another I'm amazed I've never heard before. Once again, by starting with the video you linked, I ended up discovering something pretty funny. Could this be the off...

Michael J wrote:No Aussies, thats the problem

Well, there are plenty of choppers on FTB.

Come to think of it, the real "Chopper" was quite partial to fabricating "facts" to suit his narrative. Spooky or what... :o

I hope you're taking the piss too. I'm a rabid anti-theist and find both factions in the sectarian divide to be equally loathsome. My parents (atheists both) are from opposite sides of the fence and despite the wishes of their respective parents, they got hitched, had kids and tried to make a go of...

Richard Dworkins wrote:Still he might just be taking the piss, he is a filthy tim.

Nothing worse than a plastic mick.

She's their queen too and the sooner they realize it, the better for all concerned.

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Gawd bless 'er!

Tony Parsehole wrote:She went to the same school as me. So fuck you.

Really?

She seems so normal during interviews... :D

Tony Parsehole wrote:No. It's Jet from Gladiators. I don't know whether or not she identifies as a man but I'm asking in case she ever does.

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Jet cost me a lot of DNA when I was a youth...

Hey, how about a little whimsy to offset the recently toxic 'pit content?

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(The "making of" is pretty interesting if you're a techie/geek type)

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Really? wrote:I can't wait for those who have been criticizing pretending-to-shout girl to criticize these people as strongly and in the same language

Criticize?

I'd fucking promote the lot of 'em.

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CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Hmmm, now the pic of racist Watson is on Loeb's Facebook discussion. Tsk.

Which one of you shitlords posted it?

:whistle:

feathers wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:Palate cleanser:

Is Michelle a Vulcan?

She'd certainly be welcome to practice her Vulcan nerve grip thingy on certain parts of my anatomy!

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Oh yes.....yesss!!! They are having hot, erotic tantrums. The man babies have huge erect boners in their diapers, and are rubbing their virgin cheetos stained neckbeards playfully as they rub their penises together through the diapers making beautiful love together, that's so delicious and wrong =)...

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Outrageous!

KiwiInOz wrote:Looks like it's just you and me Bhurzum. We've been left behind.

Aye, it's the Sunday morning rapture matey!

;)

MacGruberKnows wrote:Anyway, fuck you, I'm still stealing it.

#Avicenna

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Badger3k wrote:I'm not english, or insane, but what the hell is a "stick of rock" and why would it make a kid cry?

Candy cane.

Sugar based hyper-activity fuel for kids.

Teeth wrecking confectionery.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:NB: if you are a man who has sex with other men, you are, by definition, not "straight".

Have sex only with opposite sex = heterosexual
Have sex only with same sex = homosexual
Have sex with both = bisexual
Never had sex with anyone = #gamergater

Any questions?

FTFY.

All this talk of Journey and "good music" has forced my hand.

Take this you vile jellies!

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Real music!

Suet Cardigan wrote:Hobo porn? It's already been done:

Bloody hell.

Rule #34 strikes again...

In other news, I need a new job. Something that is fun, outside-y, makes six figures without much stress and is generally the absolute opposite of what I do now. Outdoor prostitute Find a niche and corner the market. How about the world's first "Amateur Dogging Video Producer" where you focus solel...

Now I'm thinking it went to spam and I accidentally deleted it. Eh, honestly I was going to lurk mostly anyway. BTW, fantastic job on holding FTB's collective feet to the fire. It's a pleasure to read the stuff here (most of it anyway). The state of the A/S sphere the past 4 years has had me down. ...

Maybe he will retire to his Pillow Fort at the Shoop's Roost and mix himself a nice stiff virtual drink, say a Carrier Colada (same as a Pina Colada except the coconut milk has lots of added salt and it's whipped until it is thick and frothy before added to the drink). :drool: Perhaps he could ask ...

Shatterface wrote:There's a Â£1 deposit in the UK so if you can't be arsed returning the cart someone else can and reap the reward.

There are kids at my local supermarket who offer to take your cart back for you. Obviously, the little scamps pocket the Â£1 to finance their cheap cider habit.

windy wrote:Aham, or Ahab? :think:

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I'm such a pointless twat... :o

Service Dog wrote:Elyse Anders = Anna Lee Kage = one-woman human centipede

Ouroboros - Outraged Ugly Rape Obsessed Bitch Openly Retweets Own Stupidity.

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Is it cultural appropriation for an American of Scots ancestry to be attracted to men in kilts? Not unless you steal his kilt. Or is that Kiltural appropriation? https://philosophersgroan.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/cropped-paris_tuileries_garden_facepalm_statue.jpg (I tested that pun on my GF - sh...

BarnOwl wrote:Uhhh â€¦ mmmm â€¦ I'll be in my bunk.

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I saw a Jonathan Davis (lead singer - Korn) look-alike wearing a black leather kilt and black leather jacket at the Indooroopilly train station. It looked amazing. He was a big guy - taller/bigger than me, and I'm 6'1" - and no one was going to give him shit. A black leather kilt would be cool but ...

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