If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

I'm beginning to suspect that somebody here is connected somehow to a fatty. I wonder who it could be, I must look for clues.

another lurker wrote:I won't be watching GOT until the series has ended. I do that with everything.

I bet you can't wait to start watching Coronation Street.

American Werewolf in London: greatest transformation scene ever, to this day , but massively over-rated film. Overall, The Howling is enormously superior. BTW - this is the great schism in werewolf movie fan circles, American Werewolf vs. The Howling. A point of more-or-less universal agreement, ho...

I'm pretty happy with anything with Anne Parillaud (even Innocent Blood - a schlock movie, but she's so cute...), Jean Reno or Luc Besson involved. Ronin, Subway, The Big Blueâ€”lots of good choices. I like a lot of Luc Besson's stuff, but are you really happy with Unleashed (or Danny The Dog as it...

The 'I don't care about sports' people are even more annoying than the 'I don't even own a TV' people, if that's possible. Yep, they're like people who comment on newspaper stories about some famous person with "Who is X, and why should I care?". Or those who follow a site and ask "why am I even he...

Aren't Alabamans the Dutch of the US? They like trailers, are named â€œHankâ€ and I think mullets are still considered fashionable there. http://i2.wp.com/amsterdamshallowman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Screenshot-2014-09-02-10.25.16.png?resize=184%2C282 Are you sure you mean Alabama? [youtube]...

Scented Nectar wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
"Sugar"?!? That's quite sexist, even by Pit standards.

Someone should forward a screenshot to Myers!
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Is that his real appearance? In all honesty, I thought it was a fake picture, to hide his real identity, or as a bit of an in-joke. Sadly, it seems to be, from the multiple pictures of him I've seen. It's not even funny anymore. http://freethoughtblogs.com/godlessness/files/2014/07/01.jpg Well, ok,...

I think he gets a bit more than 50K, but probably not all that much. His blogging income (somewhere between 20 - 40K per year) is therefore a significant chunk of his overall income. His wife has a much better job than him in academic terms so she is most likely the main earner in their family. The...

Looks like Michael removed Nec's threat to kill me too. That was because I posted my own poem inspired by his mother.
Luckily I managed to get a copy of that.

http://i.imgur.com/EWiT2cI.png

Is it just me or did Nec's posts about his mother just disappear over at Nugent's? Not to mention his awesome poem inspired by her.

I googled his poem and it appears on two ex-Scientologist sites. Did Nec ever mention being a Scientologist when he posted here? Shatterface It was probably when he had a few moments between nearly killing several bullies as an eight year old (the monster inside, he just couldn't control it) or lat...

Southern wrote:
bhoytony wrote:Oh, dear. Nec just threatened to murder me on Nugent's blog.
Will I become his second victim?
See the next exciting episode.
He's a charmer, isn't he?

And what a poet. He's nearly up to Yemmi's awesome standard.

Oh, dear. Nec just threatened to murder me on Nugent's blog.
Will I become his second victim?
See the next exciting episode.

Oh, fuck! Somebody at Nugent's just told Nec that he's not banned here. He was under the impression that he wasn't able to post at the 'Pit. Now we've got the original retard back to join the Danish one. Thank fuck for the ignore button.

Congratulations to an occasional slymepit contributor for just publishing a first author paper in 'Nature Chemistry' http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30983141 :clap: :clap: :clap: When was the last time Myers published anything? ('The Copy Pasteist' doesn't count) DOXXING!! BAN HIM!

Jesper wrote:.

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Yay, Reap has returned! One of the few fuckers on here I wouldn't avoid like the plague in real life.

When I was 10 my parents caught me conversing with daemons through a Ouija board. They did not understand the forces they were dealing with and they took it from me. Foolish mortals. I cursed them. 58 years later my father, a life-long smoker, died the slow, agonising death of of emphysema and then...

Guest wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
bhoytony wrote: Did everybody know that the Pope is a Catholic?
Which one? Some of them are not.
Is there anyone else connected with the pit who is a Satanist?

We don't need satanists, we've got the boss on here.

http://i.imgur.com/JbFpGej.png

Guest wrote:Did everybody know that Reap Paden is a Satanist?

Only everybody. It's hardly a secret. He has a podcast about it, he mentions it on his other podcast and writes about it.
Did everybody know that the Pope is a Catholic?

Billie from Ockham wrote:Apology accepted.

As I thought, a Septic.

For those wishing to create the most dangerous and illegal cartoon possible, my suggestion would be an accurate depiction of Muhammad and Aisha "celebrating" their marriage. For those who avoid blasphemy or prefer to make fun of the British, the same can be done for King John and Isabella. Sorry, b...

For those wishing to create the most dangerous and illegal cartoon possible, my suggestion would be an accurate depiction of Muhammad and Aisha "celebrating" their marriage. For those who avoid blasphemy or prefer to make fun of the British, the same can be done for King John and Isabella. Sorry, b...

bhoytony wrote:
dogen wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm engaged to a Jew.
Jewess, surely?

"Meet me in St. Louis, jewess"

That just came back to me from a book I read years and years ago. If anybody here can name the book I'll show my arse on the Co-op window.

In the fucking Co-op window! Damn you edit button.

dogen wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm engaged to a Jew.
Jewess, surely?

"Meet me in St. Louis, jewess"

That just came back to me from a book I read years and years ago. If anybody here can name the book I'll show my arse on the Co-op window.

Jesper wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Jonathan wrote:
Swing and a miss!

Keep trying, old sport.
Q) What's got a lid and doesn't rattle?
A) Jesper's pill bottle.
Just got a refill today. :dance:

A blast from the past

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Cunt of Personality wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:The Folding Stepladders To Atheism
The Stannah Stairlift to Secularism.

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/162/stairlift.gif

Jesper, what do you identify as? http://i.imgur.com/ELOipoG.png Outbread. Fun fact: what americans call a danish, the danes would call Viennese Bread. The above picture is a Spandauer or a Amagerian Cunt. The doughnut on the other hand is called a Berliner, but in Berlin you can get another pastry ...

Jesper wrote:My rampage on weit, fa and ftb these last days would have been futile had I used a nym.

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another lurker wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
another lurker wrote:Jesper, what do you identify as?
http://i.imgur.com/ELOipoG.png

Inbread?

Inpastry

another lurker wrote:Jesper, what do you identify as?

http://i.imgur.com/ELOipoG.png

I hardly think Tony needs to provide evidence of his identity. He's a reknowned author of a magazine column in one of the country's greatest publications. What more proof do you need?

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Southern wrote:
Shatterface as Guest wrote:
Kirbmarc wrote:Has anyone seen Gone Girl?
I haven't yet so please NO SPOILERS.

Shatterface
SPOILER ALERT: The girl is gone at the end of the movie.

SPOILER ALERT: No she isn't.

I watched it a few weeks back. Thought it was OK, I've seen much worse recently (hint, American Sniper).

James Caruthers wrote:
Dick Strawkins wrote:I might be risking doxxing him but I couldn't resist sharing this picture of baby steersman! :D

http://i.imgur.com/kDzVjgN.jpg

Time for a caption competition?
"Pot, kettle, black."

Pot, kettle, nigger?

Well then, screwtape needs to ditch the chemo and switch to carrots. :cdc: And carrot oil comes from carrot seeds, not actual carrots. Apparently it is a potent anti-fungal: http://www.znaturforsch.com/ac/v59c/s59c0791.pdf There's not much it can't do This must could be one of the most underrated e...

... These people make my head hurt. Use of the word "lady" is now offensive? Calling a woman a "lady" means you are treating her as less than equal? Do they think men walk on eggshells around one another with respect to the words they say? If I flipped out on a male colleague for calling me a "gent...

... These people make my head hurt. Use of the word "lady" is now offensive? Calling a woman a "lady" means you are treating her as less than equal? Do they think men walk on eggshells around one another with respect to the words they say? If I flipped out on a male colleague for calling me a "gent...

I wonder what Richard Carrier, PhD, has to say about carrot oil. He dismisses anecdotal evidence. Yeah, well, we are talking about moisturizers, not cures for cancer. Not so fast, here's more from that site I quoted before: Other research has focused on certain phytonutrients in carrots that have s...

another lurker wrote:I wonder what Richard Carrier, PhD, has to say about carrot oil.

He dismisses anecdotal evidence.

Are we posting our favorite ways for the world to end? I pick Ebola! Richard Carrier, PhD reality show. Speaking of a deliberate tour de force, I listened to The Thinking Atheist podcast and they were celebrating the 200th show. Various figures from the A/S movement had recorded short congratulator...

I hear that Eucerine is good for dry skin. http://www.eucerinus.com/ And if you are into mixing your own shit, shea butter, carrot oil + glycerin Basically, what you want to do is slap the moisturizer on as soon as you get out of the shower. The key is to trap the moisture in your skin. Glycerin is...

Oh, FFS. Fucking middle class wankers with dreadlocks now.

WTFAIDH?

I shower every day. The two main reasons are:

1. I actually work for a living.

2. I am not a jakey like the rest of you dirty, smelly bastards.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Elfwick is bhoytony!!!

Knew it all along!

If I was looking for somebody who might use elf as part of their identity, I'd probably investigate those who dress up as elves and fight with rubber swords.

He's for real. He's just completely bonkers. Apparently he's a woman today. Confirmed. Confirmed? How exactly? If I saw him doing this schtick in person I still wouldn't believe it. It's like a bad drama school exercise that he won't stop. Smoggy-Wan Kenobi: This isn't the hipster you're looking fo...

dog puke wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Saw the trailer to AMERICAN SNIPER, and am going to see it next week. I just hope no asshole spoils the suspense for me.
Spoiler Alert:

The sniper guy has a rifle with a scope.

He dies in the end

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Saw the trailer to AMERICAN SNIPER, and am going to see it next week. I just hope no asshole spoils the suspense for me.

It's shite

Looking at the ads for it, I doubt it glorifies violence - the shot where he (the sniper) has to make the call on the kid with the possible bomb, the phone dropped during the attack, the "I'm ready to come home" snippet seems to indicate a lot of the focus will be on him and his relationships, perh...

PZ doesn't know what he thinks. That's why he limits himself here to a two word platitude and allows the reader to supply the relevant detail. A lot safer hedge of the bets. http://i.imgur.com/165Xc9W.jpg So what is he saying here? That watching a film with violence endorses violence? That you can'...

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A survey of doctors suggests that 9 out of 10 cases of patients presenting with orange dicks turned out to be people who got so drunk they'd forgotten they'd been eating Cheetos while jerking off. Shatterface This triggers me into remembering a horrible incident years ago in a bar in Thailand eatin...

Lsuoma wrote:Settling down with chips and beer.

I'm assuming this is an awful case of cultural appropriation and that you really mean crisps.

It's worse than rape!

. Maybe she can have an epiphone while riding the state paid for scooter to the nearest WalMart to pick up her supply of pop and potato chips and donuts for the week. That is, if the scooter can hold 50 lbs of 'groceries'. If I have an epiphone, I want this one, the 1935 Epiphone Olympic. [youtube]...

another lurker wrote:Heck, I guarantee that many of the wymyn here have touched their own bewbs whilst tipsy?!! Some, whilst shitfaced!!!

Oolon was right about the pit.

We're supposed to be sceptics, I'd need proof, perhaps photographic, before I could accept this as fact.

It's like Groundhog Day on here. Every two weeks an idiot posts about spotting some new SJW twat called Godfrey Elfwick and the rest of the retards join in. You all seem to have the memory span of a fucking goldfish. A certain person came on the board and told us about their new Godfrey Elfwick pers...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
As far as the "ugly retard face" goes, I will have to agree. "Slimy turd" was coined for him, and I think it fits.

And it was me that coined it. No need to thank me.

Where's Bhoytony? he'd love this. I've been stuck in a hotel in Bangkok by etihad while they sort out their flight schedule. Fuck knows when I'll get on a plane. At least Avi is providing some entertainment to pass the time. Any chess tournaments and/or musicals in the city? It looks like it might ...

Tony Parsehole wrote:Where's Bhoytony? he'd love this.

I've been stuck in a hotel in Bangkok by etihad while they sort out their flight schedule. Fuck knows when I'll get on a plane. At least Avi is providing some entertainment to pass the time.

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