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by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:07 am
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Service Dog wrote: But Lizzo's over a ton gash doesn't fit in overton's window.
FTFY.
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:02 am
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I do find myself looking at pretty young girls and thinking about how beautiful they are... but it is different than it used to be. I don't get aroused or anything... I just think about how fresh and healthy they are. Very strange... haha... creepy old man I guess. My father, a many-titled expert i...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 11, 2022 3:08 pm
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mordacious1 wrote:
Keating wrote: How long before we can make tampon jokes about Charles?
Bloody hell.
If you’ve got the inside story, you could slide one in right now.
Go ahead, discharge your responsibilities.
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:33 am
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Gumby wrote: But no molesting any deer, they frown upon that here in the States.
Land of the free my arse! If I'm running naked through that field, something's getting pounded or I'm not playing.
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 10, 2022 3:01 am
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* Warning * Wall of barely coherent and badly written wall of bollocks! * Warning * I'll apologize for this in advance, I'm bored out of my gourd and feel the need to rant. Let the reader beware... So, my online activities - movies, forum spam and games, lots of games, is starting to lose it's appea...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:44 pm
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Lsuoma wrote: Hmmm. "Twinkle" was juvenile slang for the hairy lasso when I was a kid...
Whereas "hairy lasso" is an incredibly mature and sophisticated term for a spam-butterfly.

Mmmm...spam!

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by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:43 am
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Women - they just want a dude who is open and honest.

Meanwhile...



Fucking hell, those stealth meth-heads have better SFX than all of Hollywood combined!
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:53 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Photo from a recent Civilian Marksmanship Program test. I'd fail cuz my sight alignment would be way off.


sight alignment.jpg
She's clearly gagging for a burst of friendly fire!
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:47 pm
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Service Dog wrote: (hey-- has all the Monkey Pox news-- fallen silent recently?)
Dunno.

I'm devoting 90% of my clock-cycles to shitting on "Rings Of Power" and watching old re-runs of "cops" whilst puffing on herbals. "Cops" was top tier entertainment!

"Planet of the aids" isn't even on my radar.
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:34 pm
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MarcusAu wrote: And tangentially - are you familiar with the work of 'Austrian Death Machine" ?
I'd never heard of them before now.

Thankfully.
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:25 am
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MarcusAu wrote: I'm not so big on musicals...just give me the facts man.
How about musicals with muscles?

by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:39 am
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For Service Dog.

(The craftsmanship is insane!)

by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:38 am
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MarcusAu wrote: The reference may be past it's sell by date...or at least something is.
I laughed at that for way longer than I should have!
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 05, 2022 12:38 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'll never eat roast beef again.
That's why we invented the sniff-test.

Then again, it is Twatson's grunter we're talking about...

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by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 04, 2022 4:21 pm
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Yikes!

by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 02, 2022 7:59 pm
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My wife has been home since yesterday afternoon. Her good friend helped a bunch because I had a few important meetings and couldn't get her from the hospital. My wife is in pretty good spirits today. The nurse came by and said all is well. We had some friends visit and this was good for her. She ca...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:21 am
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Speaking of Dem Rangs Of Powah...this might be the best piss-take yet!



:P
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:08 am
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The first two episodes of Dem Rangs Of Powah? Meh, kinda ok. Ignore the trampling of Tolkien's legendarium, brush aside the fanfic factor, put aside the frequent "girl power" moments and what you're left with is a beautiful but only vaguely Tolkien show. I'll admit that I want to hate this show so b...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:58 am
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Lsuoma wrote: Cunt and nigger too, don't forget - cunt and nigger...
I love it when you talk dirty...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:51 am
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fafnir wrote: What is the scientific definition of Steersman?
Within context, I can't answer that question because I'm not a biologist.
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:46 am
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In any case and as some related news, I've now picked up my first seven day suspension at the sadly misnamed Skeptics forum, largely - one assumes - and mostly for "incivility" :roll: "Atheism Plus" It turns out that they can't live without you. The site looks to have been down all day. I've been s...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:00 pm
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jet_lagg wrote: The cat gets a huge kick out of ambushing them.


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by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:34 pm
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Gumby wrote:
John D wrote: I have been this drunk exactly twice in my life.
I've been that drunk just once. From 1983-2004.
That's not drunk, that's just extremely refreshed.
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:32 pm
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I wish they all could be Catalonia girls.
Catatonic girls? Now you're talking!

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by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:26 pm
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What did I just watch? Let me watch it a few dozen times more just to be sure ... :lol: :lol: :lol: That, my good sir, is the same actress who plays "Nadja of Antipaxos" in the "What we do in the shadows" TV show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6O3lGRprhY Sadly, I can't find a clip of my favourit...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 29, 2022 3:19 pm
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Lsuoma wrote: Ah, ze Froggies - professional to the core...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62712278
Fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys.

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by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:22 pm
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Well I was just about to have my dog put down cuz she wouldn't eat, then couldn't walk, couldn't breathe, and seemed about to have a heart attack. But no vets were available, and now the bitch is wobbly walking about, had a long piss from the porch out to the yard, and is voracious. She's got consu...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:52 pm
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This should be as big as Watergate, but the Lying Media is ignoring this story, just as they did the laptop. As clichéd as it may sound, what do you think the reaction would have been if the sketchy laptop was linked to Orange Man™ or his family? We all know the media would have relentlessly covere...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:58 pm
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Stupid fart jokes. Haha. I enjoyed this video. Real high-brow stuff here. heh...I think I've seen almost every video the guy has uploaded. It started when I was babysitting my nephew (he's a huge fan of toilet humour) and the little guy showed me this channel. I was laughing my ass off at the crude...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 25, 2022 4:41 am
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Can't remember which one of you shitlords suggest I read this... https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91rw8Le-deL.jpg ...but it was one of my most enjoyable reads this decade! Bryson's writing style is an absolute joy and the bugger even managed to sneak a wealth of educational nuggets i...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:45 pm
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Mop and a pail? Ooh, you lucky bastard! My buddy in the Marines was issued a toothbrush. Luxury! Oh, and no, I'm not riffing on the "Yorkshire men" sketch. Try a British Army "bumper" on for size. Just imagine a block of iron (yes, iron!) stuck to the end of a brush pole and a pad of "scotch brite"...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:15 am
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After I inquired at each of the armed services recruiting offices when I was in high school, Sgt. Hernandez of the USMC kept calling me to say 'C'mon down -- you can shoot the guns!' It was never 'C'mon down -- you can clean the toilets!' Ah, good old recruitment. Done the job (briefly) and hated i...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:54 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Addendum - are there no fitness standards for the IRS? Several of those students are seriously chunky units and look like they'd struggle to climb a few flights of stairs. Yes, I'm fat-shaming and I don't give two squirts of piss. Too be fair, these are accountants not soldiers. I do...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:23 am
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Ah, silly question - are those actual IRS students or are they university students? I re-watched the video (with a more critical/awake set of eyes) and the "what the actual fuck are you doing?" type errors I missed on my initial (half awake) viewing have seriously mounted up. Please tell me those ar...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:12 am
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Haha. Oh fuck... these are the armed IRS agents getting training! Every day is 'Flag Day' with IRS commando trainees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYxnAR0Vcmw heh. Whilst I have conducted peace-keeping ops and have employed a trusty Browning 9mm as both my sidearm or backup for my rifle/MG, ther...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:50 pm
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Random thought: is Phil still kicking around? Not heard from him in aaaaages...the garlic reeking gimp.
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:48 pm
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Quote fail, edit button, rat's cock.

Also, I quite liked listening to Dawkins and found him quite entertaining.

But Hitch was the man! Hitch was rock 'n' roll atheism.
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:46 pm
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jet_lagg wrote: Let's think about the "Four Horsemen"... shall we?
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I like to imagine P.Z. Myers twitching every time the Four Horsemen are mentioned. Like a "spider sense" but for arseholes.

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by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:15 am
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Lsuoma wrote: the Student Chemical Society at Brizzle U.
That sounds like a hot-bed of booze, birds and bat-shit shenanigans.

(no offence)
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:13 pm
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fuzzy wrote: 892868_u7bpfflki24nb5c_full.jpeg
I'd love to give her a direct hit with my weapon of ass destruction!

I'll get my NBC suit...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 18, 2022 3:56 pm
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Keating wrote: A trans chicken. What will they think of next.
Queer turkey.

Obviously.
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 17, 2022 11:58 am
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FYI, it is not justified to run over your muggers this long after they mug you. That being said, the hang time on this punt is impressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGIuaXP1BrM That's shocking! The kids with the gun were simply trying to redistribute the wealth and that vile capitalist attemp...
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:24 pm
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Lsuoma wrote: Nice beaver!
Unless it's a nasty Marxist/feminist snatch...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/200.gif
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:17 pm
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: another IDF hottie for Bhurzum:


intercept my missile.jpeg
That .jpeg name...I nearly choked on my drink!

And yes, she's ultra purty!
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:48 am
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MarcusAu wrote: The words "They don't like it up 'em'" spring to mind.
https://www.bitchmedia.org/sites/defaul ... k=YkeQTSoD

/puerile
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:36 am
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Service Dog wrote: The Washington Post reported Thursday that the unprecedented FBI raid on Trump’s residence was undertaken in part to recover “classified documents relating to nuclear weapons.”
Not only that, he turned me into a newt!

(I got better)
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 14, 2022 10:30 pm
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The finished product is jaw-dropping!

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:47 am
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John D wrote: You ass holes are some kind of therapists. I do not lie to you... and you do not lie to me. It is some kind of gift. Thanks... and fuck off!
Here is a gif of a schoolgirl wagging her finger...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/mEgfRtvT ... FZ/200.gif

...your insults have been nullified.
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 13, 2022 7:49 am
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Lsuoma wrote: Fuck, man, Take care, and strange as it may seem, this crazy group of people her cares about you.
We're not the animals that the baboonz have always claimed us to be.

Well, mostly... :P
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:35 am
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So... hell.<snip> Fucking hell. Whilst I'm too stupid and uneducated to say anything informed or intelligent about your situation, for what it's worth, you have my sympathy, mate. If I could, I'd reach through my screen and give you a wee shoulder bump. Stay strong, mate, take each day as it comes ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:08 pm
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No indication of motive. “Matar has made social media posts in support of Iran and its Revolutionary Guard, and in support of Shi’a extremism more broadly.” https://nypost.com/.../nj-man-matar-hadi-with-sympathies.../ Something something white people something something ist. Let's not forget, yelli...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:34 am
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John D wrote: Damn. Took my old lady to the hospital yesterday. <snip>
Shit.

I hope everything works out ok for you, John.

Fingers crossed, mate.
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:31 am
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I was all hot for Red, until I saw Green. Well, since we're talking fantasy, I'll have 'em both! Red in expensive webbing, green in leather/latex. https://i.gifer.com/FZgL.gif Fuck it, I'll also have "Aliens" era Sigourney Weaver stood to the side with a moist cloth to mop my brow and yell encourag...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:14 pm
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More info on the smoke-shop stabbing...

by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:15 pm
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fuzzy wrote: Screenshot_20220810-233615-851.png
Fake news.

That's the line-up for "Woman of the year" :P
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:56 pm
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AndrewV69 wrote: You thought that was entertaining?

This was entertaining. I was laughing my tits off.
The "pussy, huh?" as he delivered the coup de grâce to the husband felt entirely justified. Not only did the worm turn, it brought force multipliers!

Yup, tragic though it may have been, it was also quite funny.