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by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote: South Africa, before the apartheid regime ended, got rid of all its nuclear weapons because they didn't trust the incoming government. Trump should do the same thing before January.
Did Israel take them back?
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Trump Jr has said that he's going to be spending his time in Covid isolation cleaning his guns. C'mon. It's 2020. No need to use euphemisms. It's ok to say you'll be wanking non stop.
I use a bore snake. Let your imagination run wild with that.
Does it fix prostate problems?
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 22, 2020 2:10 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Same. Mental acuity is my concern. I've been finding lately that I've been replacing a key word in a sentence with a word that I've either just seen, e.g. on a sign, or that I had previously been thinking about. E.g. went into a shop and started talked to the assistant about Colorado shorts instead...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It’s amazing how little nutrient-dense food is required to blow 7-8K kJ away. And excess energy is of course the basis for weight gain. MyFitness Pal brought a new level of understanding around my consumption patterns and was a key resource for establishing new eating habits. Not to mention also pu...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump Jr has said that he's going to be spending his time in Covid isolation cleaning his guns. C'mon. It's 2020. No need to use euphemisms. It's ok to say you'll be wanking non stop.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I reckon the thing I would take from your regimen is the intermittent fasting or eating window aspect. I could stick to a reasonably healthy diet but not with the attention to detail you apply. A meat based diet interests me because I tend to be quite lethargic on a high carb diet but the aging asp...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
Replies: 41
Views: 45546

Re: Recipes

Apparently they do wonders for improving the palatability of rocks.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trumpo's business model is to be the proponent and exponent of fake news. And he sure does have a lot of easy marks. Maybe, but the history of his term in office should caution against writing off his accusations. The easiest marks seem to be avid consumers of anti-Trump propaganda. In this I'm hap...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: I give the hugs.... but I still can't get any e-licks.
I sent you a kitset one. Unfortunately you'll have to do it yourself.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:54 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm not sure why, but all this speaking of arseholes made me wonder how concH2O, OM is doing.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trumpo's business model is to be the proponent and exponent of fake news. And he sure does have a lot of easy marks.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It strikes me that screwtape isn't the one wanting his arsehole licked by another man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

https://i.redd.it/f7j7bcsn9z811.jpg
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths. 251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

James Blalock and Linda Kesler, from Georgia, both voted while dead.

Oh, hang on. No they didn't.
by KiwiInOz
Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I know. It's a high scandal with huge stakes in NZ. How much more do they cheat when it actually matters? I've heard that accusation thrown at Ritchie McCaw, but in my opinion he just played the margins of the rules. The wrong side of the margins. No surprise that he was the target of so many cheap...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 12, 2020 4:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bloody hell. Richie. Not Ritchie.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 12, 2020 4:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: I know. It's a high scandal with huge stakes in NZ.
How much more do they cheat when it actually matters?
I've heard that accusation thrown at Ritchie McCaw, but in my opinion he just played the margins of the rules.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And since we're talking about Scandal.

by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

When is the USA going to amend its Constitution to bring it into the 21st Century? Sticking with your electoral... https://i.imgur.com/wIxtpnG.png November 10, 2020; CNN: https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/10/asia/new-zealand-bird-election-intl-hnk-scli/index.html "More than 1,500 fraudulent votes were ca...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The first one had a cancer in the back of his throat and could no longer eat without pain. But we let him chase the kangaroos in the State Park before taking him to the vet.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I put my dog down today. 14 years, 8 months. He started wasting-away last week. His iron bladder turned leaky. Yesterday removed all doubt that it was time. I would have taken him in, first-thing this morning. But the vet couldn't see him until evening. Which turned out for the best. Dog had a grea...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: It turned and gave me a pointed look.
Animals have a sixth sense.

They can spot a commie wrong 'un a mile away.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: snip Basil

Saw one last Tuesday on Brick Lane.

It turned and gave me a pointed look.

A fox that is. The hedgerows don't look like much of anything at all around these parts.
I stalked one in a graveyard in Bromley. It didn't see me until I got quite close. Most excitement.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And this next song goes out to long time listener, first time caller, Rudi.

by KiwiInOz
Sat Nov 07, 2020 2:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Howzit hangin, Chad?
by KiwiInOz
Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I submitted a postal ballot in the recent Queensland state election. No fuss, no fraud.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Oh. And Clark County in Nevada. A man voted twice. For Trump. Obviously a false flag operation by the Dems.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hang on. A Luzerne County man is facing voter fraud charges because he signed his mother's name on an absentee ballot. She died in 2015.

Oh, he voted Republican.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lots of claims being put forward by Pitters but with fuck all actual evidence it seems.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 6:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm trying to decide. After the impending civil war, should your country be renamed the Democratic Republic of America or the Failed States of America? Holy Terra. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/3/3a/TerraHH.jpg/420px-TerraHH.jpg "Beautiful on the surface, but rotten underneath....
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm trying to decide. After the impending civil war, should your country be renamed the Democratic Republic of America or the Failed States of America?
by KiwiInOz
Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:10 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bigfoot was framed.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If you rearrange the lines in the E of QED you get QSD. And we all know who SD is. Coincidence? I think not.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Advance and mail ballots were known to be heavily Democrat. People have been pointing out for months that after the in-person ballots are counted, the mail-in and advance ballots will likely reverse the apparent situation because of that. 90% turnout, and 95% of t...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:30 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Calling it for Creepy Uncle Joe (did that at 4.45) I'm hoping for 269/269 being the final result. Perhaps they could job share. Actually there is a precedent. And both could just keep their titles. Article II, Section 1, Clause 3 of the Constitution provided the original plan by which the electors ...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

When is the USA going to amend its Constitution to bring it into the 21st Century? Sticking with your electoral colleges is like Muslims saying that the Koran is perfect and we should all still live in the 7th Century (or the 1700s in the case of the USA). https://static.politico.com/6d/4a/900460c14...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Calling it for Creepy Uncle Joe (did that at 4.45)
I'm hoping for 269/269 being the final result.
Perhaps they could job share.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote:
Keating wrote: Wouldn't be surprised if that's the name of one of the horses running today to an empty stadium.
Yawn

I followed outside while eating lunch - refreshing SMH homepage

“They’ve jumped”
“First lap,down”
“Blah blah won”
I'm assuming that a horse won.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A few years ago-- Justicar did a few youtube videos about his years as a Seattle (!!!) cop. He said they now teach that a person can close a distance of 21 feet, after being shot several times. So that's the standard perimeter-- within-which a cop is justified in shooting someone wielding a held-we...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Oct 27, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Q is amongst us. You heard it here first.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Oct 27, 2020 4:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I bought some Danish butter cookies -- a regular brand I buy. This batch had the faint taste of kerosene. Thought maybe I had the 'vid. Then I look on the bottom of the tin: Made in China with real butter from New Zealand So the kerosene is from mainland China, but at least the butter came from one...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I bought some Danish butter cookies -- a regular brand I buy. This batch had the faint taste of kerosene. Thought maybe I had the 'vid. Then I look on the bottom of the tin: Made in China with real butter from New Zealand So the kerosene is from mainland China, but at least the butter came from one...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

They were leopard seals not nice fur seals.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm liking your new line in agitprop, Service Dog.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
Replies: 41
Views: 45546

Re: Recipes

screwtape wrote: Looks like pure spam in the two posts above.

snip
Speak for yourself. I found wisdom in "Contrive beyond the thwack when creating salads."
by KiwiInOz
Wed Oct 21, 2020 2:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Apparently James Randi has died.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 15, 2020 9:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You'll all be rooned.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And Biden will probably just do the same.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm thinking that it's probably time for another revolution in the USA.

Trump didn't drain the swamp, he just changed the plants around the edge for his own.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I mean, debate, singular. Dems will find an excuse to cancel the rest. Half right is better than all wrong. :D I was surprised that Biden managed to appear, simulate, or actually be quite functional. It makes me pretty sure all that obvious facial immobility was Botox. I read your scary post on Har...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And just in case you Yanks missed the in-joke, this is the Premier of NSW who has Brive so hot and flustered (after being triggered by Keating).

https://i.redd.it/5tnd1pdjmu511.jpg
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: I’m having involuntary, pornographic, soul destroying flashes featuring Berejiklian.

This must stop.
You've just doxxed yourself Daryl.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote: I thought you were a kiwi, not a bin chicken
You know us kiwis. Eats roots and leaves.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

After some thought over lunch, I’ve decided to formally endorse Trump for President in 2020. Written and typed by Brive1987 Mic drop. Declare the election for Trump now. I guess we heard it here first. Let’s celebrate. https://twitter.com/insiderfood/status/1315586994064498688?s=21 I'd eat it.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: After some thought over lunch, I’ve decided to formally endorse Trump for President in 2020.
Written and typed by Brive1987
Mic drop.

Declare the election for Trump now.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm tending to agree with you screwy. There seems to be something about Ms Harris that gives normally placid pitters an attack of the vapours and leaves them clutching their pearls. So she's either Hecate herself, with a magic pussy that has somehow got her to the heights of VP nominate, Morloch the...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

On October 4, 2020, this declaration was authored and signed in Great Barrington, United States, by: Dr. Martin Kulldorff, professor of medicine at Harvard University, a biostatistician, and epidemiologist with expertise in detecting and monitoring of infectious disease outbreaks and vaccine safety...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9600971

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: So, you concede they are authoritative, then.
Je ne concede rien.