If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

KiwiInOz wrote: Just ignore Lsuoma. The power has gone to his head since he holds the ultimate white cock of authority here.

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KiwiInOz wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Whine a lot, don't you? Fucking grow up and stop sounding like colon, FFS...
Grumpy old bastard.

Yep. People pissing and whining make me

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KiwiInOz wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Whine a lot, don't you? Fucking grow up and stop sounding like colon, FFS...
Grumpy old bastard.

Yep. People pissing and whining make me

Tigzy wrote:Okay, is the Prune mental, or am I missing something here? Because I honestly just do not know what she's trying to get at with this post: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... 2/11/what/

Sounds like she's more desperate for hits than she might be for cock.

I posted earlier that I've recently started using a Twitter account with the username "fascination80" (BTW, follow me on Twitter, I need more followers!). I had registered this account about a year ago but I never really used it. Now I've started using because it isn't associated with my real name....

CommanderTuvok wrote: Does anybody actually fall for Greg Laden's tough guy act? I would really love to face him mano-o-mano, Queensbury Rules, and knock the shit out of him. Trust me, there would be a lot of shit!!!

What's transparent and lies in the gutter?

ReneeHendricks wrote:
Tell me again why we engage the brown-nosed lapdog?

Stupidity. It's the only reason, since otherwise colon gets all absent...

Funny, but I don't recall her or anyone saying that Beckyboos was out to destroy Richard Dawkins when she voiced her boycott of his talks, books etc. But Twatty Twat wasn't calling for a boycott, you misogynist! She just said she wasn't going to buy his books, or attend his talks, and she asked oth...

Scented Nectar wrote:Any fossil buffs here? I think it's a lobster, and I think it's a fossil rather than concrete/lava covered shell, but I really don't know for sure.

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Methinks it is a ~~weasel~~ lobster

BTW, folks: please don't report spam posts. I see them and deal with them anyway. Dealing with the reports is just unnecessary work for me.

SurelyYouGuest wrote:
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amidoinitrite?

Self-evidently not...

They need to stop or be stopped. Wrong!!! They give us way too many lulz for them to be stopped... I think thats why a lot of onlookers say that the 'pit has poor strategy. They, wrongly in my opinion, think this place is some kind hub of orchestrated campaign against them. We all have different ob...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Aaaahh, France, its wines, its romantism, its fucking great swear words...

Jebem ti boga,jebem ti dusu,jebem ti majku

Fuck god, your soul and your mother.

Hungarian can be pretty good, too, and I challenge France to provide any dessert wines as great as a classic Tokaj...

SurelyYouGuest wrote:They need to stop or be stopped.

Wrong!!! They give us way too many lulz for them to be stopped...

d4m10n wrote: It's crazy how some words are considered more offensive than others. Unfathomable, really. Like magnets.

How does that fucking work, eh?

BTW, privilege score 240. Fuck everyone, though - I'm keeping my privilege.

And MKG, your studied, self-conscious pedantry is boring the arse off me.

How to use the White Cock of Authority: "CLIVE: ..... and I'm paying twenty-five quid a fucking year to have a fucking colour licence and this is the fucking service I get!" And I said, "If we have any more Joyce Grenfell repeats ..... DEREK: Right! CLIVE: ..... I'll come round to the TV Centre .......

bhoytony wrote:http://theotheratheists.net/gfile/75r4! ... benson.jpg

'Aaaarold!

FTFY

ReneeHendricks wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Nah, she's probably terrified of some homeless guy cracking one off...
That is something I might be more inclined to worry about. Still...it's in the less than 1% chance of happening.

Come over here and say that!

The funny thing is that she knows full well people here know about that "pricks" comment, and has (lamely) defended herself against it before. She knows she's talking to Pit-friendly Al. And yet she STILL says "I never use prick or dick". What a fucking dolt. What you don't realize, that Nanny McCu...

Gumby wrote:*facepalm* Or better yet, the actual pic of Uncle Mary.
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Looks like Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz.

From a news station local to me - on Facebook - a picture of a fire with a 'face' in it...which of course is Jesus who is somehow blessing the family. The comments from skeptics pouring in are hilarious. Please join in :) http://on.fb.me/T6XGVC Big Butter jeebus burns to teh grownd: [youtube]0KvYBL...

No need at all. It's just that planning on insulting someone shouldn't be a 'first strike' strategy. If you know somebody really hates it when you crack your knuckles, you may feel a bit confused when they complain. But it really does annoy them, you know? Yeah, you're just popping your knuckles an...

Sorry, correct version: CLIVE: Er, I met this cunt in, about eight years back and, er, he come up with the name of 'John Stitch'. He come up to me. He said, "I'm John Stitch and I, I do non-stop dancing." DEREK: What a cunt. CLIVE: The fucker. I said, "You do non-stop dancing?" He said, "Yeah." I sa...

This cunt come up to me, and gave me the name of John Stitch.

justinvacula wrote:
Do you fear walking the streets as men using public transportation will ask what your name is and perhaps catcall?

Nah, she's probably terrified of some homeless guy cracking one off...

Just want to say that it's christly busy here today - hope everyone is having as much fun as me. And fuck Google for closing my adsense account because of alleged click fraud.

But you re a chill girl which means you re only saying that because the almighty Patriarchy has brainwashed you into internalizing the cultures misogyny into self loathing You know, once you get the rhythm of it its easy to keep using the buzzwords. Probably thats why they do it because they don t ...

Dick Strawkins wrote:Errrr, extreme trigger warning?

The old 'Complete the Maze' trick.

I apologize in advance.

Please forgive me.

You, sir, are a complete (non-sexist) CUNT!

Coast Salish live here: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8477/8190691203_023f9ede72.jpg Rain, codfish, coffee (served by hipster arseholes). Not so smart boys Salish. These places are 2845 miles apart! I googled this information in about five minutes, between swigs of my drink! The real question: Who ...

Tigzy wrote:
Seriously, there should be a Slymepit calender of these...

If I make one would people buy it?

This was lurking on my phone. Took a picture as I knew it would come in handy some day: What the buggery is "Belgian Style India Pale Ale"? IPA was invented by the British and adopted by Indians, Belgians have got nothing to do with it. I'm with RH - Stone, who make fantastic IPAs such as Ruination...

And of course, that tart oolon has to have his say: Oh well, I enjoyed the post â€“ made me think â€“ unlike the comments from the pitters. No idea what the â€˜editsâ€™ are all about but from personal experience there is no possible way you could dumb-down any of MKGs, Hanannibals or Pitchguests co...

Fucking AWESOME!

Can we get it screen capped?

Tony Parsehole wrote: My thoughts exactly. Glass houses and stones come to mind.

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The PacMan necklace has since disappeared from her Etsy shop. It's possible she could have received a C&D notice from NamcoBandai, because: a): She still list items which were sold on her Etsy shop, and doesn't delete them - eg: http://www.etsy.com/listing/105514237/chalice-ceramic-necklace-in-red-...

Mykeru wrote: This is why she will eventually transition to some other organization where she can be fat and old and bitter and bitch about her objectification. Hopefully Jezebel will be hiring.

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Found I can limit the depth of nested quotes, so currently dropped from five to three.

Ah fuck, hoist by my own petard: that should be :

there's a handy guide that franc posted way back.

BTW, nobody minds you making mistakes: I disabled editing, after all, but please think about keeping your posts to the minimum necessary to get your message across...

fascination wrote: Apologies, I'm still getting used to the way posting works on here.

NP: there's a =http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.ph ... anc posted way back.

And like he said, use the preview - that's what it's there for...

Request to new posters, especially fascination and Walter Ego - please don't endlessly requote previous posts if you don't need to: unless it's needed to clarify a point, please remove it, and if you are commenting on multiple separate parts of a post individually, interleave the quoted portions wit...

Guest wrote: And this recent grovelling apology:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... =75#p42432

Ah, THAT surreptittie57.

I remember that now. What a fucking mangina...

bhoytony wrote:I noticed when he last posted that oolon was more or less ignored and he didn't stick around. As I suspected he's just trolling for attention. Maybe he'll try some other way to get it.

It's the only way to deal with trolls...

Is surreptitious57 an Oolon sock? Orlon92? They certainly do have a very similar posting style, i.e., ignoring when someone posts facts that disagree with their bullshit, and just blindly soldiering on with inaccurate, irrelevant, or woefully out-of-date blather. Different ISPs, but both from the UK.

rayshul wrote:I'd also question all this "AS A MAN I CANNOT COMMENT!!!!" stuff.

Comment all you like. Vaginas don't bite.

HAHAHA MOST OF THE TIME

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sacha wrote: just how many holes do you think I have?

How many do you want?

Any more spam about Ambien and you go straight to the Sweaty Bollocks thread.

KiwiInOz wrote:
And what about we, the collective Pit. We are legion.

We Are Hogglenonymous

You could use mild cheddar. Why anybody would eat that shit is beyond me. It's the cheese version of the Church Of England. Always been Double Gloucester man, meself. I have tried some genuine PDO Cheddar from Devon - fantastic stuff. I don't know how mature it was, but the taste was both mellow an...

bhoytony wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
If it helps any, it's just as feasable to liken Amy to a gorgonzola:
I love gorgonzola on crusty bread and now you've ruined that for me as well. Can't you liken her to a Big Mac or some other repulsive crap that I have no interest in eating?

How about a week-old fish taco?

Scottish poetry, by Ewan McTeagle:

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ERV wrote:
I think Amazon doesnt make you pay tax either (might depend on the state)-- So check that out before you buy online via Best Buy.

Yes, it depends on the state. If a retailer has a physical presence in a state it creates what's known as a tax nexus, and sales tax is collected by the seller.

Mykeru wrote:As Lsuoma was kind enough to share with us his crapping out a baby otter the yesturday, allow me to give my BM report.

Hey! I di'n't say NUTHIN' 'bout it bein' no babby!

Robert Johnson: best bluesman ever. Any dissent?

John Greg wrote:HAHAHAHAHA

Clearly I have been assaulted by demon Merlot.

I thought you were channeling Twatson...

Darren wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Anyone know the correct name for the operation to change a woman into a man?
Addadicktome.

I knew it as a strapadictomy (which is ironic, since the suffix -ctomy indicates surgical removal) but yours works just fine...

And, in long form: (Trigger warning for everything imaginable) Lovely! BTW, do you know how you can tell when your sister had her period? You can taste blood on your father's dick. [youtube]04NXTLKHqtg[/youtube] [youtube]vJR3K0BEXa0[/youtube] [youtube]DDu0jMrFeZU[/youtube] The thought of Valerie be...

Anyone know the correct name for the operation to change a woman into a man?

Well, that was certainly worthy of Rate My Poo. When I turned round to take a look, I thought somebody had deposited a dead otter in the bowl. Those of you living in the Bay Area may have felt a small quake. An old fag friend once tried to explain. "You know how fantastic it feels pushing out a mon...

"So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air, and asked if she had any cooties in there."

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