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by dog puke
Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

https://twitter.com/dELYSEious/status/456424431934402560 Having grown up with an alcoholic mother I can state with some certaintly this is not big or clever. A huge "ass bruise" on her nose? Would that be a brown nose? Between her cheeks? Maybe I just don't understand PoMoSpeak very well. :cdc: htt...
by dog puke
Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Sulman wrote: Having grown up with an alcoholic mother I can state with some certaintly this is not big or clever.
A huge "ass bruise" on her nose? Would that be a brown nose? Between her cheeks? Maybe I just don't understand PoMoSpeak very well.

:cdc:
by dog puke
Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

JackSkeptic wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
SoylentAtheist wrote: You haven't been here long I see. Only 11 posts.

I have been stalking...um I mean lurking. Lurking for a while. Being a full time student and father of four I don't get to take part as much as I like.
OMG we have a stalker!!!!!!!!! Call the SJW squad stat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I have PTSD.
by dog puke
Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

ThunderF00t loves Malady H.

:violin:

[youtube]Cyjhbepx1Go[/youtube]
by dog puke
Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Truth in advertising?

http://i.imgur.com/zLOrf46.jpg
by dog puke
Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr05/6/16/enhanced-buzz-wide-26514-1394143080-6.jpg Of course not. You're just a guy who thinks that everyone who doesn't self-identify as feminist is an asshole. With that fuzzy little beard of yours. And the perfectly manicured hair. Asshole. I ...
by dog puke
Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 2778685

Re: Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Pulling out my inner Quagmire : Number 3 from the left looks like the 'babe' of the bunch to me, and I don't even recognize who she is. But then I don't recognize most of them. Earth to Clarence: it doesn't need pulling out, it's always 'out'. You, sir, put the 'ole' in 'oleaginous'. Yuk, yuk… :c...
by dog puke
Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:31 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Over at Atheism+ the spirit of April Fool's Day is alive and well. "No dangerous jokes." dangerous. jokes. srsly. :( Look out look OUT!! The 'pit is taking heavy joke fire! The joke smoke is choking me! Literally! I'm about to hurl my Pinker, it's gotten THAT BAD! Someone enact the labor of making ...
by dog puke
Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

ROBOKiTTY wrote:
Try not to see every poster on the Slymepit as a sockpuppet of a monolithic single malevolent being.
Instead, we are sock puppets of a monolithic single benevolent KiTTY.
by dog puke
Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Bored of the Rings: "He would have killed him, but it was pity that stayed his hand." "It's a pity I've run out of bullets." But if RW wants to 'die in a fire' - I guess that's her prerogative. At least it would be consistent with the Joan of Arc thing she's got going. I thought that Adria Richards...
by dog puke
Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

From Pigliucci's blog: Postscript to the postscript: apparently, "friendly atheist" Hemant Mehta is also in trouble now, according to a statement released by Secular Woman. It is interesting that the statement makes the same confusion that Christina incurred in, mixing up the idea that there are se...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Been pausing my Pandora, which is offering up all sorts of music that's new to me (all of them sparked from Geeshie Willy) to listen to what you've posted, Guestus. The piano rolls are fun to watch and listen to, ghosts in the machine, so coldly and meticulously precise. Yes, it's tempting to dismi...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

P.S. Zez Confrey's piano rolls are the best: [youtube]S6oZoHOm_q8[youtube] [youtube]hWhWk2T9znM[youtube] Been pausing my Pandora, which is offering up all sorts of music that's new to me (all of them sparked from Geeshie Willy) to listen to what you've posted, Guestus. The piano rolls are fun to wa...
by dog puke
Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:22 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Who's this 'Cunt' person everyone keeps going on about? How come I never see anything they write?
After reading, perusing, absorbing, studying and considering his posts, I just can't figure out why he is named 'Cunt'.

Do I need to apply myself more?
by dog puke
Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

didymos wrote:Sorry:

[youtube]6dynbzMlCcw[/youtube]

I thought that Bossy was a cow.
by dog puke
Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Skep tickle wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:[youtube]mNLSV3ErDRE[/youtube]
Sorry to have to tell you this, but that's not oral sex. ;)

This is oral sex (or at least closer):
[youtube]czKGCP8a-os[/youtube]
Oral sex or not, the important thing is that the cats are subservient to their canine masters.
by dog puke
Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Welch said (http://www.slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=166268#p166268): Nonsense, it does no such thing. Innovation is happening, and has been happening just fine, even with it and patents too.... Is it abused? of course, but if you're going to strike down laws over that, then you're going to ha...
by dog puke
Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Lsuoma wrote:"I did not fail" is a meme that has legs, I believe. If this goes viral I think that Avicenna may have claimed a genuine place in posterity...

Well, he has a genuine place in my posterior…

:whistle:
by dog puke
Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Mykeru wrote:
bhoytony wrote:I'm Very disappointed, I thought everybody was going to tell us their Animal Spirit.
mykeru_spirit_animal.jpg

Oy… stir the pot? Here is Rebecca Twatson's spirit animal.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/p ... 942206.jpg
by dog puke
Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:31 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

I'm still trying to figure out this whole SJW view of cultural appropriation. First we are told by the SJW's that race/sex/gender/etc. are all social constructs. Given that DNA analysis shows most people are multiracial (whatever that means) with "European" or "white" people having some small perce...
by dog puke
Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

ROBOKiTTY wrote:In other news, we're suddenly buried in snow over here. What an odd time to be snowing, after we escaped the polar vortex.

It's not actually snow… just kitty dander.
by dog puke
Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

This is a MUST watch!!

[youtube]Jwgy-YOkCNI[/youtube]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by dog puke
Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Mykeru wrote:
JacquesCuze wrote:
What a shamelessly hypocritical piece of work. I must share that.
forbidden.jpg
Oh. How word gets out.

[youtube]8PC4lA7_gEU[/youtube]

:popcorn:
by dog puke
Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Clarence wrote:
ROBOKiTTY wrote:Day 6: I still have no teeth and still can't eat. :crying-green:
*Pats the kitty*.

It's ok. DOG will forgive you. Hopefully you can get well soon!

Yes, I do forgive you.
by dog puke
Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Ha ha ha… way to go U of Penn Secular Society :clap:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... niversity/
by dog puke
Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

Just to change the subject ever so slightly from DDOS attacks.....The Winter Olympics have some of the most mental sports I've seen. I saw one where loads of people skate around a rink and then a friend of theirs skates in front of them and gets pushed along by the person he just overtook. Then the...
by dog puke
Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

One thing we have proven is some of the folks at FTB have waaay too much time on their hands. The sheer number of times that the video poster has responded directly to Parsehole's trolling on his video simply boggles my mind. I would hazard a guess that he has posted in excess of 60 times in the co...
by dog puke
Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Replies: 19180
Views: 918170

Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.

katamari Damassi wrote:
BarnOwl wrote:Lavatory sign in Sochi:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/ ... 34x760.jpg

What is that last one supposed to be.
I'm offended… the middle one on the left is clearly appropriating my culture.
by dog puke
Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

John D wrote:
PS - I have a copy of "The Population Bomb" and I read it every time I want to be reminded of how wrong Marxist scientists can be. (Global Warming anyone????)
(my underline)

Thank you, Senator McCarthy. :clap:
by dog puke
Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

deLurch wrote:
There is always Dad.

OK... time for the big reveal. I am Jen's (blog hog) father. Stop being mean or I will paw you in snout. :twisted:
by dog puke
Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

OK, OK. Enough picking on the FreeFromThoughtBloggers, eh?

Let's talk about something exciting like the new lineup for the fall television season. Here's a show I am really looking forward to watching.

[youtube]6ET5aw21dJQ[/youtube]
by dog puke
Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

It is entirely possible that I may have too much free time on my hands... [youtube]xl9kGhLKkbI[/youtube] Cease and Desist from Natalie Merchant arriving in...3...2...1... Poor Blondie bever did anything to deserve such malicious treatment! Cease and Desist order coming from the Kountry Kennel Klub ...
by dog puke
Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

It's almost like WW2 over my house right now. There has been a Harvard bomber and a couple of 40's vintage fighters flying around. Comox, BC (Canada). Near a Canadian Forces Base. There's been some great airshows here, it's been 4 years since the last one so it's interesting to see some strange pla...
by dog puke
Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: AW: Bleeding from the Bunghole

Yikes. I almost feel bad for Sasha. He demonstrates some amount of guilt and then Twitter piles on and accuses him of being even worse than he thought he was. Not feeling bad for him at all. I find it repulsive when someone is sucking up so shamelessly. He deserves being abused just for being a toa...
by dog puke
Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Replies: 32948
Views: 2111580

Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

Many of the old blues tunes that the Stones, et al, covered, trace back to early blues players, but even then much of that 'original' material dated from earlier anonymous sources. Folk music was always thus. When the Stones appeared on a US TV special early in their career, they insisted that Howl...
by dog puke
Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone mess up that phrase; they're at least a diamond dozen. The correct phrase is deep-seated. There is no diciontary entry for deep-seeded. Unless you use the Urban Dictionary. Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, there interchangeable. yuk, yuk
by dog puke
Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

I have some slight education in music history and theory, and I'm pretty sure most artists or at least art historians agree that what is now called "stealing" or "copyright infringement" is simply the way that the vast majority of art is and always has been created. Everyone takes from what has com...
by dog puke
Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

OK. I never really waded through the comment section of an OB post at length before. Just WTF!?!?! How can a group of people be so mentally fucked as to turn the most basic bit of commentary on personal responsibility completely upside down and inside out in defense of their victim narrative!?!?! Ho...
by dog puke
Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

bovarchist wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:Twatson still silent eh? She's either smarter than I gave her credit for or is exercising an unusual amount of self control.
False dichotomy! Bad skeptic! Have you considered that she may be bound and gagged somewhere by PZ? :popcorn:
I consider that after every refractory phase... :whistle:
by dog puke
Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

Hey Dogpuke, I just wanted to say how much i like your avatar. I had a black lab/shepherd mix that would drink from the toilet-even learned to lift the lid-and your avatar makes me think of him. Thanks katamari Damassi - it is the spitting image of a dog I had; the smartest and sweetest one I've ev...
by dog puke
Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

Ophelia spots the Mr Deity video. :D No need to click the link, she just posts the video along with the following three words: "Behold an asshole" http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2013/08/the-gospels-are-anonymous-geddit/ Three whole words! She must have spent hours on that post, tr...
by dog puke
Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?
Replies: 14707
Views: 1001924

Re: Shall Mr Vacula Make a Misstep in the Capital of Eire?

For your information, I am
under the impression that I
could post a greeting here,
knowing full well that

you guys or gals
of the slymepit
understand that I am a newbie.