If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

"plug & tug" (It's a taught technique in the military) & on YouTube ! Pounce tugs, (if you want them) That was quite entertaining. Also, as a side-note, the dude who designed the knife is the spitting-image of a guy who used to work for me in the garrison detention facility - shave the beard, throw...

May have linked this before, don't care. Awesome cover by one of the most under-rated voices in music!

:dance: :clap:

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Swinging a bag of radios at the victim's head was use of deadly force. That is what justified the use of deadly force in response.

Reminds me of this.

Doods come in with masks and steal shit. Shop owner says leave. One dood jumps the counter threatening the owners personal safety. Owner protects his safety with reasonable defensive tools.... and... somehow this is the owners fault. I'm just waiting for a rapist to sue his victim because he caught...

They now sell marshmallows with the chocolate already cocooned inside. And I automated the rest of the S'mores process. https://i.imgur.com/lo5sMQLm.jpg The chocolate in the marshmallows isn't correct. It's more like a Charleston Chew, than Hershey's. But it does make the uncooked marshmallows a be...

Doods come in with masks and steal shit. Shop owner says leave. One dood jumps the counter threatening the owners personal safety. Owner protects his safety with reasonable defensive tools.... and... somehow this is the owners fault. I'm just waiting for a rapist to sue his victim because he caught...

Yet another Rings Of Power meme-video...

:P

More on the vape store stabbing...

The guy with the knife was relaxed and chose his time perfectly. Looks to have had training/experience. It's the "plug & tug" he employed with the last stab (stick the knife in then yank on it) that made my eyes water. (It's a taught technique in the military) I'd be surprised if the shop owner was...

Fucking ouch! That last one was seriously painful looking!

John D wrote: ↑Can't we just kill these evil drivers but strapping them to the barrier during an automotive crash test? Image how much we could learn by their execution.

Back-breaking labour for the betterment of their community.

Until they drop.

Use their ashes to grit the roads at winter.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ Have you seen The Northman?

Yes, very enjoyable movie full of subverted expectations.

Just watched "Prey" - the latest movie in the "Predator" series. There was a lot of rumbling about it being an SJW-fest, anti-man, anti-white people, full of forced diversity etc. Utter bollocks. Sure, the protagonist, a commanche girl, is at odds with her culture and traditions (female hunters are ...

Slipknot Good Iowa boys. The came along after I left Iowa... and after my rapmetal roadie years... but I'm glad they lasted so long. Yup. I don't think I've heard anything they've done that I didn't like. Also, I've only seen them live a couple of times but they were shit-hot, played a ton of mater...

I can't stand 200-500 person rock venues now... with perfect digital sound systems, everybody is bathed & unsweaty in new clothes, no cig or weed smoke in the air. Only phones held high. Feels like I'm not really there. Last gig I went to was the polar opposite - young female lance corporal I was "...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Alien life landed on front step.
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There's good eatin' on that and a leg each for the whole family!

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑According to the chart, I died 50 years ago, so the little I may or may not have done (and I refuse to answer) did not matter one way or the other.

heh.

I might have attained immortality or I may need to get my affairs in order!

Fuck.

fuzzy wrote: ↑ According to this study, if you eat a peanut butter and jam sandwich every half hour you will live forever. Screenshot_20220804-173729-151.png
https://www.the-sun.com/health/3506610/ ... ter-jelly/

I wonder where/how vagina scores?

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑"Racial Justice Work Group."

:P

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑a certain melanated demographic.

Fucking Bhangra bangers...

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No?

N'yuk!

I bet that stings in the shower...

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑I thought you were being serious till I got to the part about "crisis actors". So you trust AP? Can you say why?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictio ... /credulous

https://c.tenor.com/ZC2b4KA2A-oAAAAM/witch-witches.gif

:P

R.I.P.

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:(

:P

I find stories like that fascinating. I'm a big fan of sites like Abandoned America and Atlas Obscura, and whenever we're on the road I try to look out interesting places to visit. I'm a huge fan of the "living off-grid" kinda stuff - folks building cabins in the woods, growing their own crops, fis...

Hey Steerzo - ever heard of Kitsault? https://justinmcelroy.com/2022/07/26/visiting-canadas-50-million-1980s-ghost-town/ There's something incredibly sad about that. So much hope, the ambitions and potential of the families, all cut to naught by miserable luck. Also, as the author stated, it bears ...

Holy shit!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ 2020:
Stay home, save lives

2022:
Where's our vax already so we can continue to have butt sex with strangers we meet in mens' rooms?

Ooh, ooh, I got a new one...Rest Room Rubella!

:)

Primate-pumper-pox.
"The" Chimpansy.
Silverback spunk syphilis.
Galloping Mandrill (a personal favorite!).
Simian semen syndrome.
Terminal monkey-banger.
https://c.tenor.com/gISUvaCfgOAAAAAM/monkey.gif

The very highest of praise!

Lsuoma wrote: ↑I'd like to see Tarkovsy do Star Wars à la Stalker, but fuck, it'd be around 45 months long.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

jet_lagg wrote: ↑It couldn't be any worse than the series.

My inner child has been beaten to a pulp, raped and had cigars stubbed out on his eyeballs.

Fucking Disney and their pandering to the rainbow mob...

Additional to last/disclaimer - I didn't actually read the article, I couldn't face it.

:(

The fruitification™ of beloved fictional characters continues. Turns out Obi-Wan Kenobi was a jizz gargling silky-boy all along... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BUzQDbcgqq0/maxresdefault.jpg https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/07/25/new-star-wars-padawan-prequel-novel-implies-obi-wan-kenobi-is-bisexual/ Ma...

RIP to Alan Grant - creator or co-creator of such comic characters as 'The Bogie Man', Middenface McNulty and 'Sam Slade Robo-Hunter'. Many lives would be a little less jing-ful without him. https://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/alan-grant-tributes-flood-in-for-scottish-comic-boo...

Steersman wrote: ↑Though it's partly a case of choosing one's battles.

Ah, but around these here parts you have your battles assigned to you. It's almost like they're an antisocial construct.

:P

Service Dog wrote: ↑I didn't even realize The Scottish Question was a problem, but Steersman has a Final Solution.

Is it heroin? It's heroin, isn't it?

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On a much, much lighter note - how fucking awesome is Nick Cave?

Bliss!

Indeed, though others including Paul Graham - first link more or less courtesy of SD - and Mark Twain did the same, earlier and much earlier: <snip> You can be the world's greatest thinker, an outstanding philosopher, a top-notch scientist and all-round nice guy but none of that, not one bit, will ...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Acting tough, in the name of the arbitrary tribe on which you rely for the self-worth you failed to develop on your own, is actually weak.

Heh!

That made me laugh!

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑You've turned into a hippy.

Of all the things you could call me, that name cuts the deepest! I fucking hate hippies!

:evil:

Well, in a futile attempt at lightening the mood here... I spent the day with my niece, her BF, my nephew and his buddy walking my hounds (ok, they' belong to my niece now but I'll always view them as mine!) in a massive country park. The dogs were their usual slobbering, snuffling sacks of furry-en...

John D wrote: ↑I don't want to build up a new bunch of relationships cause most people are fucking cunts in the end...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ The Happiest Place On Earth™

Needs more "WORLD STAR, NIGGA!"

Instead, look forward to Suzy Deadlegs-- an overweight HIV-positive black lesbian ukrainian muslim in a wheelchair. Shouting Maoist slogans as she's wheeled-around the English National Opera. Don't you dare laugh at her alopecia. Not going to lie, not only did I laugh out loud, I also got a semi-wo...

What in the actual fuck?

John D wrote: ↑The definition of autism is just this sort of vague list of personality traits. Kind of a useless word now.

It's only a matter of time until it's a sexuality.

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Nerd-porn cranked up to 11...

Service Dog wrote: ↑She is sorely in need of being slapped-around by Bhurzo

https://i.imgflip.com/1pjb92.jpg

Oh yeah!

:P

Service Dog wrote: ↑The big black guy she's with in the video <snip>

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/65228718.jpg

Most memes are rooted in reality or have a grain of truth to them. Time will tell...

Cultural appropriation par excellence : Aamazing voice ... <snip> Wasted potential. She could make a fortune twerking, grinding her box into the camera and singing about wet-ass pussy. https://c.tenor.com/g8pmXcAQnlgAAAAM/bardi-gang-cardi-cardi-b-wap.gif In all seriousness, it's not my cup of tea b...

Speaking of things that look kinda gay...have I posted this before? I'm a massive fan of "Muse" and the track in question (Exogenesis symphony pt.3) but the addition of the skaters just pushes things into the realm of art. And no, I don't care if it makes me look light on the loafers! https://www.yo...

One friend, though, Brian, turned out straight. I think I recounted how he instantly memorized all of Sweeney Todd and sang it on the bus ride home. Brian was a big, chubby, uncoordinated goober. Nicest, most sincere person imaginable, but no good at anything - not sports, certainly not with girls,...

Quote fail.

:bjarte:

John D wrote: ↑

This is close. Best scene from "Fisher King".
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Never seen it. However, I'm reminded of "Cupid Stunt" by the late-great Kenny Everett...

John D wrote: ↑As you all know I am totally not gay...

"not" gay...

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Bhurzum has a hankering for her fish taco.

I'd wear her like a gas-mask!

It's the [Insert protagonist name here] show. Introduce protagonist, slowly but surely erode his credibility, worth, abilities and standing with the viewer(s) Whilst... Introduce [Insert "strong woman" character here], slowly but surely undermine protagonist, openly mock him, out-perform him and rep...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Looks like the leadership contest has started kicking off in the UK...

PritisHat.jpg

Yes, yes, politics and what-not.

Let me know when she sets up an "Only Fans" account and starts pounding her kebab for cash.

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