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by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Excellent news/result FT!

Time to buy a lottery ticket.
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Kirbmarc wrote: The funniest part of the video is when Peezee says....
........snip.........
....
I hope the trial is long, expensive and leaves all the parts looking like morons.
I think we can be pretty sure the third of your three wishes has already come to pass.
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

The gift that keeps on giving.

PZ and sticky :cdc:
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Justin Trudeau is missing in action these days. Surfing while TO burns. https://twitter.com/JohnDSkelton/status/1023272169629921280 Not a modern day Trajan? Aurelian perhaps? Augustus? :twatson: If he gets wind of this, I'll give you even odds he shows up in full Roman costume, along with his famil...
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Justin Trudeau is missing in action these days. Surfing while TO burns.



Not a modern day Trajan? Aurelian perhaps? Augustus? :twatson:
by dog puke
Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Ape+lust wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: Here's a question for a ages...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs
There's someone for everyone.

Wow!! PZ was so much thinner back then.
by dog puke
Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

comhcinc wrote:
Really? wrote:
Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:17 pm

Kinda sick of being lectured on privilege by people who grew up in mansions...
But they would be the ones that would know about it right?
Damn... I hate it when com makes sense. :D
by dog puke
Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Lsuoma wrote: Ah, fuck it. I have more problems with mods thany anyone else. Back to one-person rule. No mods, since some people seem to think it tips others over the edge (remember - Aneris was a mod too...).
Well... have you tried Rockers you silly Fascist Tit?

https://i.imgur.com/9DTe5LD.jpg
by dog puke
Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

... and more brilliance from Ape... :lol:
by dog puke
Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

https://i.imgur.com/Uerwh4S.jpg

:twatson: I feel supremely confident about Canada's future. :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Happy Birthday US Americans. :gay-rainbowflag: Happy belated Birthday Kanada. :confusion-helpsos: Belated Happy Birthday to the Pit. :obscene-smokingsombrero: Cheers to FT for keeping this place running. This place is a bastion of sanity for which I am forever thankful*. :clap: *Ape+Lust is worth th...
by dog puke
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

KiwiInOz wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Puking in front of the admission nurse works, too.
Puking works in most situations. I highly recommend it. :twatson:
Get thee to the Vomitorium.
Shall I escape calumny?
by dog puke
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

And the very best to you Dogen!
by dog puke
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 404088

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Puking in front of the admission nurse works, too.
Puking works in most situations. I highly recommend it. :twatson:
by dog puke
Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

So Tommy Robinson killed some kid named Trayvon Martin?

Was it justified?

:twatson:
by dog puke
Sat May 26, 2018 10:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote: I don't know why I did this and I won't claim it makes any sense.

You can't argue with the math, tho.

https://imgur.com/s7CNQOW.jpg
This math deserves the Nobel Prize.
by dog puke
Tue May 08, 2018 8:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

...as it has inclined both Sunder and Shatterface to depart. I don't think this should go by without notice. Perhaps we should have a quiet vigil for our comrades that have fallen by the wayside (both literally and metaphorically). Sunder Shatterface BarnOwl The Other John Comhcxxxx The guy(s) that...
by dog puke
Fri May 04, 2018 9:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Isn't Wakanda a port in NZ? Speaking of which, we sat down and watched Black Panther today. Given all the hype and glowing reviews and media commentry, we were expecting a rip-roaring movie. Sure, the SFX were pretty good and some of the acting was top notch but overall, the film was about as much ...
by dog puke
Wed May 02, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

#FreeSpeechIsHateSpeech
by dog puke
Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

So I start My daily visit to the pyt only to find that the YT shooter is an Iranian vegetableist feminutter, Jenny Mc Loonytunes is having a baby boy ( :o ) and in two minds as to snipping off he top of the poor little chap's winky and Styxenhammer does in fact own a shirt. Starting to think I've b...
by dog puke
Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Bhurzum wrote: Sorry, can't resist it...
:lol:
Best Twitter ever. :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 1200804

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Steven Pinker meets the Blank Slate.
by dog puke
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1002528

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
The Liza Minelli of our Age.
Yeah, he sure is.
by dog puke
Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:05 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1002528

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

From the President of Wilfrid Laurier's statement: "It bears repeating in the current context that Laurier’s support for our lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer and two-spirited (LGBTQ2S) campus community and transgender people in particular is unwavering." Do I even want to know what "two-spirited" mea...
by dog puke
Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1002528

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Three cheers for civil discourse.



#fuck
by dog puke
Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 1002528

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Ape+Lust is a god.
by dog puke
Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Brive1987 wrote:I was too busy inspecting her pistol to notice that.
So that's what they're called these days.

Live and learn as my Pappy used to say.
by dog puke
Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

feathers wrote:Good mornings, all you deepfreeze Americans, and congratulations!

https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpr ... 27c694.jpg
All Hail Trudeau!

Diversity is our strength. :twatson:
by dog puke
Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

The very last part of the video actually made me laugh. [youtube.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bFw1C-NEbk[/youtube] Remember folks. Yes, she has some apparent issues. Leave her alone. Don't pick on her or go to her social media sources and laugh. If she is lucky, she will reflect on her boundar...
by dog puke
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:03 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:One year in Germany, I traded all my christmas candy for everyone else's marzipan. I had about two dozen pieces in all sizes -- it looked like a fleet of ships. So I did a reenactment of the Battle of Jutland.
I always loved Marzipan with a Jellicoe filling. :twatson:
by dog puke
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

pro-boxing-fan wrote:Im pretty sure at this point Quebec will separate before i see an edit button on just one of the 2 websites i visit the most.
Quebec? Is that still around?
by dog puke
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Barbie's Boyfriend wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:THC phlegm is the best kind! :dance:
Homegrown is even better:
2017-06-07 09.06.46_1496895089806-min.jpg
You grew a piano? :twatson:
by dog puke
Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Why do you shitlords always call her beckybooze?
by dog puke
Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

free thoughtpolice wrote:This date in 1462: Vlad Dracula III of Wallachia lead a nighttime raid on an Ottoman army camp in an attempt to assassinate Mehmed II.
Which led to his banning on twitter for islamophobia. :twatson:
by dog puke
Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

:hankey:

All hail Ape + Lust, the model of dull sobriety.
by dog puke
Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Brive1987 wrote:That poor fucking dog has been irretrievably broken.

http://i.imgur.com/qTEzs7u.jpg
rkwatson ought to know all about pulling turds out of buttholes. :twatson:
by dog puke
Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Usually I am a supporter of civil liberties, but I think we need long jail sentences for anyone chanting: Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho xxxxx has got to go. :naughty: Would Alfalfa, Alfalfa, Sex Worker, Sex Worker be alright? Feed me hay and alfalfa Apples lumps of sugar too I'll be your pony girl forever Don't...
by dog puke
Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:03 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Usually I am a supporter of civil liberties, but I think we need long jail sentences for anyone chanting:
Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho
xxxxx has got to go.
:naughty:
by dog puke
Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:45 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

It would be a shame if something were to happen to your college... :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Oh oh... another dissident faculty voice from Evergreen College.

https://heterodoxacademy.org/2017/06/07 ... peaks-out/

Won't these white supremacists just go away and die already? :twatson:
by dog puke
Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Shatterface wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Shatterface wrote:I gave up for Lent once.

I didn't give up meat or alcohol or anything like that, I just gave up.
The only New Years resolution I ever kept was to stop making New Years resolutions.
I tried that once. Never again.
Because of Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper?
by dog puke
Wed May 31, 2017 2:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

My brother, seven years older than me (I like to think of myself as an afterthought rather than as a mistake), bought the Beatles albums as they came out. Eventually he decided vinyl was dead, so I now have his Parlophone mono copy of Sgt Pepper. I also have a modern Capitol Stereo pressing, but I ...
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Once you have digested your bleach and removed your hetero-patriarchal ocular abilities, then you can move on to this lovely list: FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CRVLVGa5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXHqktvByuo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-BGLoCDZU https://www....
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 2:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
dog puke wrote: On an unrelated topic... does anyone know of fast and painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend.
Sodium pentobarbital overdose.
Yeah, but what flavours does it come in? :twatson:
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 11:55 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Once you have digested your bleach and removed your hetero-patriarchal ocular abilities, then you can move on to this lovely list: FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CRVLVGa5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXHqktvByuo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-BGLoCDZU https://www.y...
by dog puke
Mon May 29, 2017 11:52 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

You people are wasting time and energy discussing the white-hetero-patriarchal-hegemonic-toxic-male-nazi arguments between Sargon and Thundef00t when the real victims are suffering oppression and are not safe and don’t want to do homework because it interferes with the struggle session. Read/watch t...
by dog puke
Fri May 26, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

screwtape wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:[img.http://imgur.com/aEO36VO.jpg[/img]
God exists.
And like Wotan, he has one eye.
Not to mention my trouser snake... :twatson:
by dog puke
Fri May 26, 2017 10:55 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

You are all fuckers.

I would explain, but I would feel exploited epistemologically.

https://philpapers.org/archive/NOREE-2.pdf

#educateyourself

:cdc:
by dog puke
Fri May 26, 2017 7:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

God exists.
by dog puke
Wed May 24, 2017 1:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Well, it's likely they wanted to rape the girls more than the boys. Ran out of goats? Goats ran out of them. Yeah, but they have a solution for that... 14. If a goat exits the urethra without doing istibra, drops of goat-fuck juice may come out and soil his underwear. Therefore, he should insert a ...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

I'd think twice before committing to intersectional feminism, dog puke. More and more drivers are saying "fuck it" and running you people over. [youtube.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt5CokPbg8[/youtube] I am the Emily Davison of intersectionality. :twatson: Ah, so you got your feminism from th...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Billie from Ockham wrote:I'd think twice before committing to intersectional feminism, dog puke. More and more drivers are saying "fuck it" and running you people over.

[youtube.][/youtube]
I am the Emily Davison of intersectionality. :twatson:
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

gurugeorge wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:So is anybody on this board not a guitarist?
Me, I'm a pianist.
I'm an intersectional feminist. :twatson:
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

I do it, too. I thought we do this, because playing naturally is ever so slightly different from hitting the string one-by-one for tuning, and the adjustments are made for that reason. You might be onto something, because guitarists often have problems with the G-string, and not just with those of ...
by dog puke
Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Thanks for that! I can understand the transcription somewhat, though it's more applying some basic knowledge I still remember, and intuition of seeing the "Gestalt" of the tune. I am trying to figure out the math and theory part of music, and have the task of placing intuitions on some solid theory...
by dog puke
Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Hey! Nice stuff Aneris! I like both tracks. :clap: :dance: The second track - with the Am - Fm progression - is, as you described, a function of equal division of the octave. (Tritones, M3rds, m3rds, M2nds and m2nds all divide nicely). Sometimes I have heard this Am-Fm movement described as a funct...
by dog puke
Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 993888

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

I made another track (or two actually). It's still somewhat random what I feel like uploading, and more or less quick jams. Recently, I uploaded a disco track with a touch of breakdance. It's structured around a bass riff I like. I occasionally have several versions of stuff and that's one of those...
by dog puke
Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10882510

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

I remember seeing this as the Liverpool Museum of Slavery. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GwEuIaWSI74/S70KkVTR_uI/AAAAAAAAAe4/0LLDycIgKSY/s1600/DSC04652.JPG Weird and strange and awful all at the same time. Guess which one of those guys was used for target practice. Malcolm? Is he in the middle?
by dog puke
Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 10882510

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Barbie's Boyfriend wrote:
comhcinc wrote:Foreigners are weird.
So Georgia finally seceded from the Union ?
Yes, Georgia is no longer part of the Soviet Union. :twatson:

Read more history please.