If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Shooped nips?

That or she's got a couple of "escape rounds" stashed in her bra!

/SidJames

Service Dog wrote: ↑Highlander woulda been even-better, if Christopher Lambert opened that long coat to reveal a golf club, then they flashed-back to Connery on the Driving Ranges of yore;
then everybody plonked balls at each other for a thousand years.

There can be only one...wood.

I'll get me tartan slacks.

https://i.imgur.com/faTwkcv.jpg To be fair, I've dismounted during a static tank shoot and whilst the squadron was coax'ing the fuck out of Iraqi infantry dug-ins, I was driving golf balls at the cunts with my trusty 1Wood! Sure, it's not up there with breast feeding (lol) but it was one of my most...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ I wouldn't mind a wild ride with Tulsi.

If you're on a bad one, stick this on your big-screen tv and all will be well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPScwQ-FAbI I watched it a few days ago - it's deeply disturbing in places and has next to no plot but the score and imagery will stay with you for a long, long time! Oh yes, perfect for ...

Thanks, Lsuoma, you're the man!

(I'm keeping the P/W, it's easy to remember, very apt and made me snort milk outta my nose!)

Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
Lsuoma wrote: ↑ New Doctor Which, black, culturally appropriates with hair:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61371123
FTFY.

:P
FTFY.

FTFY.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ New Witch Doctor Who, black, culturally appropriates whit hair:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61371123

FTFY.

:P

Service Dog wrote: ↑
Which 3/5ths of a person don't you recognize?

The tits.

Because Ozzie fag.

John D wrote: ↑I love the old clarinet and obo.

Oops, I missed that part or I'd have included this in my last post. Two of my favourite things collide - Radiohead and unusual "cover" songs:

A proper wife would have to play piano... Katia Buniatisvili might hit the spot... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ac8BX_k3RI Or maybe Valentina Lisitsa would be more to your liking? Her "Rachmaninoff" recordings are top-tier stuff! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTyiwtfpO8s Pretty sure I've alre...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑concatenate

Had to google the bugger, was expecting it to be the most epic typo I'd ever seen.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/H1T1ehPW ... /giphy.gif

Fucking hell. This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. Very glad you enjoyed it. I have three or four "go to" pieces of music that I'm nuts about (Lakme being one of them) although others have told me the quality is wildly varied. Subjectivity is a real bitch. Anyway, I think I'v...

Service Dog wrote: ↑

See? I'm not really an uncultured caveman.

Honestly.

Addendum: Note her slightly wrinkled forehead - a sure sign that she's no stranger to a spot of speeding down the Hershey highway!

Lsuoma wrote: ↑the national bird of the USA

This trick-cyclist from the Depp/Turd trial gets my vote as yank national bird.

Phwoooar!

/SidJamesMode

fuzzy wrote: ↑ Making sure Bhurzum is aware that the Scotsman is well represented in the Depp trial.

We Scots are like pubic lice - we irritate cunts all over the globe.

Haha. Things I learned this week. 1) Rich and famous people like Johnny Depp live so differently than I do I have trouble even imagining it. He has people working for people working for people working for him. His own island. Houses all over the place. Just insane. I can't imagine how a person coul...

Be honest - would you be comfortable with these drooling fiddly-fucks "teaching" your 5 year old?

I'm sorry, it's a "shotguns at dawn" from me.

Service Dog wrote: ↑Atheism plus fire.

Ahteist plus fire, surely?

And I just got put in Facebook Jail for joking on a friend's post showing a still from THE YEARLING, "Now go shoot the Yearling, son." I have a monthly theme on FB, very deliberate effort to be perma-banned. In general, it's crude memes, disgusting jokes or "off limits" political subjects. Most of ...

Service Dog wrote: ↑

That trading company will trigger a lot of feminists.

Man Li?

Manly?

No?

I'll get me coat...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 11, 2022 11:46 pm

a drunken chimp wearing a shat nappy.

remotely arse-ache inducing.

the bugger

I'd have worn her ass like a gas-mask!
See?

To be honest, that's a bit unfair on everyone else. You can hardly expect a decent standard of conversation from me...

To the closest approximation to 1, The Pit is about things that either going into or coming out of buttholes. Zinnia and "her" stank pussy in 3...2...1... https://imageresizer.static9.net.au/v3OH95mfYnv9wJ9U-fgcIcXObCA=/396x0/http%3A%2F%2Fprod.static9.net.au%2F_%2Fmedia%2F2017%2F08%2F17%2F13%2F24%2...

BTW, how are you doing on that score? Hope there's at least some improvement; any possibility of surgery to rectify any of the difficulties? I've had all of the healing hands that money can buy - surgery (slightly improved my mobility and pain/ache reduction), physio-terrorism (beautiful wee blonde...

I'm still hoping for a tl;dr of the Novum Organum. :-) It's there in my signature line: "Therefore shoddy and inept application of words lays siege to the intellect in wondrous ways." ;-) I always took that to be a threat. If words are violence, Steersman is a 10th dan blackbelt at Kung Fuck-you. (...

No reason.

Well, other than highlighting the genius that is Trent Reznor.

(It's a slow burn but when the "industrial" phase starts, it'll loosen yer fillings! Play it LOUD!)

Also: Ooga-booga!

That's a NIN cover, which may please Bhurzum. It's a source of much annoyance - the NiN/Reznor version is definitive (even though I do like the Cash cover) but it's incredibly annoying to read/hear people say Cash wrote the song. Also, people quote Trent Reznor saying "the song belongs to cash now"...

Though a bit curious - of all of the friends you discussed that with, were any of the "female persuasion"? :-) They definitely tend to be more prevalent among the "nays" than the "yeas", though they're not the whole population of the former, but pretty much a dearth of them in the latter. About ten...

Some questions for Steers: By the time 90% of female humans reach 51.5 years they go through menopause, therefore are no longer women. This begs a question. What is an old woman? Since girls on average become sexually mature at about 14 and cease being women at about 52 a woman of 33 would be middl...

fuzzy wrote: ↑ Flies will be easier to swat once we endow them with down syndrome.
https://archive.ph/Fn3LS

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(with apologies to FTP - it's just a joke, mate)

Another story. When we were building the barn, my former partner and I went to the hardware store to pick up a load of 50 lb sacks of concrete. She goes in, places the order, then backs the truck up to the bay. I start loading while she goes back in to buy other stuff. I used to load two sacks at a...

I have never carried 100 pounds. 65 pounds max.... and that was a really bad time. Again... I am not a big guy, but I am bigger than Strayed. I done a career course alongside a bunch of paras (Parachute Regiment) many years ago. Part of the course involved a two-weeker "in the sticks" complete with...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑Fuck me. It’s a 160 day hike which seems to attract mentally broken women desperate to prove they are strong and whole. And failing.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3owzW5c1 ... Wk/200.gif

What are these "women" you speak of?

#NotABiologist

:(

Dawn chorus:

This band should have been much, much bigger.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Brilliant

Indeed.

Just got back from my morning hobble (sans hounds, it's just not the same) and am sat with my first brew of the day. Yup, morning walk, coffee and a good shit-post! Life is good...

Over the last few weeks, I leaned toward the same conclusion about Barnes. Caca Dau, VC? https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/5a744b1e-7cdb-472b-9ada-594624ab25bc/d6d49go-da2d276e-b48e-406d-b6e6-73a8b0e3063a.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_890,q_75,strp/tom_berenger___platoon_by_gabrieltt...

Yo mama so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take her out.

Yo mama so ugly, she wakes up at frat parties with more clothes on.

Yo mama so ugly, she can't even get a date off the calendar.

Yo mama so ugly, she could get a part time job haunting houses.

:P

The instant they "blacken" the Oscars, look what happens...

Yup, black-on-black violence :lol:

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Some people may think Steersman is obsessed with what a woman really is, but in fact there are times when it is vital to know the correct gender/sex of a human:
tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_-rmuPZC4

I don't understand.

Then again, I'm not a biologist...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑As I was going through a field of wheat,
I found something good to eat,
Neither fish nor foul,
Nor flesh, nor bone,
I kept it till it ran alone.

Was it a vagina? The breakfast of champions? It was a vagina, wasn't it?

Lsuoma wrote: ↑62 today...

Orrahbest, y'scunnerous wee bam, ye!

Steersman wrote: ↑I wonder if you ever saw or heard about her campaign to emblazon the definition for "woman" - i.e., "adult human female" - on billboards and buildings all across the UK in letters 10 feet high:

Yup, I remember it well. She's a bat-shit feminist scold but on this subject, she's 100% on the money!

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑How many women do you imagine give a crap about pointless pedantry?

How are you defining "women" in that question?

https://c.tenor.com/NVU_vcIzNA0AAAAM/dr ... ggling.gif

This looks like it might cause a shit-storm...

Service Dog wrote: ↑<snip> thank you, come again.

Pseudomonas wrote: ↑Did you just dox Bhurzum? :shock:

Rab C. Nesbit is too high-brow to be me - he's all fillosofikul and shit.

This is also the last person I've known to use the n-word in earnest, also a place where I saw a car load of very rude loud people stop at the pump of a convenience store in a particularly egregious way, and I'm sure these two things have nothing in common. Look at those dirty fucking n****r scum! ...

Anyone else excited for this grotesque bout? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFwXrDLyKo Just FYI, Eddie and Thor have rivers of bad blood flowing between them and regardless of what they say during the press meet, they fucking hate each other with an absolute venom! The fight, if it goes ahead, wil...

Whoops!

Just going to drop this here.

For a failed state, there sure are plenty of people desperate to go live there!

I have a special relationship with my asshole. I would not push anything into it. I fear that would open up my fissure again.... But... your sweet lips can kiss it. My sweet little sensitive ass hole. Sounds like you'd love one of these... https://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/020_04012014_0...

Seriously, I'm trying to dump all of my old bigoted views but damn! The limp-wristed musical theatre appreciation on display in the 'pit is getting beyond a poke.

A joke!

Beyond a joke!

Fuck.

https://wwoutube.com/watch?v=6COKC5ZU6gM Very impressive bit of kit. We used to lug around 2-3 LAW 80 as part of our standard "bomb load" and would routinely practice "tank hunting" at night - 3 or 4 dangerously tired soldiers blundering around in the dark looking for enemy armour to ping with the ...

When did we start using the word "jab" to refer to a vaccination? I fucking hate this word. It's gone completely global too. When I lived in Bhurzum-land, the term used by the natives was "Jag", which I hate even more than "Jab". Pseudomonas Can confirm. Also, "jagging" is slang for the act of inje...

I remember getting Dilaudid for acute pancreatitis. The relief was intense. One minute I was in real agony, the next it felt like someone had clamped me on the back of my next, then I was floating away. Love me some Dilaudid... Meh. A slap in the mouth, a roll-up smoke and screamed at by your plato...

Just googled it - "Black parrots" are actual things and not the invention of my fevered brain.

https://bou.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2 ... atured.jpg

They look much less sinister when they're not sat at the foot of your bed with blood dripping from their beaks...

Well, speaking of the dreaded 'rona... Four days ago, I came down with a bad chest, hot/cold sweats, gut-churning nausea and a headache that could kill a rhino. So, being a basic bastard, I prepared my sick-room, took the phone off the hook and embarked upon a fever-fuelled voyage through the heart ...

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