If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Thank yous, on my birthday, to the incomparable Ape+Lust for some magnificent Beckbooze shoops, and to Jaclyn Glenn for perhaps the ultimate gift, namely the exploded head of Oafie Benson scattered all over her keyboard.

A petition to reinstate Tim Hunt https://www.change.org/p/university-college-london-reinstate-tim-hunt-2 I'd like to see the woman who can grow a crop of nose hair like that. https://d22r54gnmuhwmk.cloudfront.net/photos/8/kj/fe/cOkJFezjchFiFyq-800x450-noPad.jpg He should maybe consider braiding it ...

That is next to amazing. Really. Maybe there really is a god. That's how much of a fuck-up I am. I try and help out a really decent guy and all I do is make him think there might be a god. Everything I touch turns to Oolon. Honestly, I'll do better when I get paid for this gig via Paypal in a coupl...

Comhinc, I'm too lazy to go back and look. Do you have a Paypal or somesuch? For once, no-one owes me any money so I can send you some funds for vittles and NASCAR tickets if you let me know how. Yeah. stanbrooks@gmail.com Thank you for your help. No worries bro. More to follow in a couple of weeks...

Comhinc,
I'm too lazy to go back and look. Do you have a Paypal or somesuch?
For once, no-one owes me any money so I can send you some funds for vittles and NASCAR tickets if you let me know how.

...My sensei Bewildered Ape told me that if I fight the Patriarchy with him, I can be awarded with the Golden Labia and ascend to the twelve level of Feminism where I will receive my 72 Anita Sarkeesians. I'm no marketing professional but I think his sales pitch needs work. Also, Bewildered Ape is ...

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/18/charleston-shooter-black-women-white-women-rape The end of all things has come. A Guardian headline (written by a woman of color, no less) that includes the words "This wasn't about rape". Heretofore, the organizing principle of The Guardian has ...

I'm trying to sleep, I'm laying down. I have the last season of American Dad on my laptop so trying to drift off. Remember, it could be worse. You could work for TNA. You'll get through this. Then we'll form a tag team: The Dudebros. I'm almost exactly the same size as Seth Rollins, and you've kind...

Man oh manatee. Zvan somehow contrives to make the Charleston murders all about her. It's a classic case of unwitting SJW racism, where Stef completely misses the point that, for all her attempts to show her antiracist credentials, this is not a subject for someone as mayowhite as her to go, 'It's ...

...I'm not suicidal. I am, but then I keep reading Steersman's posts for some reason. If not for the presence of the incomparable Parsehole, Steersman would be the greatest troll on this (or quite possibly any) board. Comhcinc - I'm sorry, man. I went through something broadly similar (minus the ki...

The right wing Republican goofs are trying to frame the Charleston church shootings as an attack on Xtianity and the goofs on the SJ side need to somehow shoehorn misogyny into it. Maybe they will figure a way to blame Harris or Dawkins for it next. The Fox News Nation must be genuinely grieved. Af...

dogen wrote:
Bourne Skeptic wrote: Are you comparing horses to Rebecca?

Horses are graceful noble creatures.
And can you imagine how much worse glue factories would smell if they boiled up Beccy instead of old horses?

However, instead of sniffing glue, you could just drink it.

James Caruthers wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:Check your gynocentrism kirbmarc, clearly this redpilled man doesn't care about wombyn's approval. :naughty:
I wonder how true that is. I mean if I was a hot ass feminist I would be trolling these dudes big time.
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Why is Bruce Campbell dressed in drag?

Having finally given up my attempts to give FML Laden a trans-racial tan in a new video (if I had the slightest technical aptitude I might actually be dangerous), I've been reading the argument over "Slymieleaks" and I think I'm on "Team Dump". Assuming the legalities are all worked out, and Fascist...

OMG. The video is hilarious. They list their fucked-up-isms as if they are qualifications and credentials. [youtube]d4uFroFLhYs[/youtube] The first speaker talks like xe is the world's worst ventriloquist. Among the disabilities listed, I counted being poor, a college student, Canadian, and female....

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Who fills like a stuffed chicken leg?

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo35 ... patqky.jpg

Phil, you look like you were attacked by a shark with dentures.

Also, where did you get one of Lindy West's sanitary napkins?

Day off.
Woken this morning by a text from a writer friend re - the texts of one Godfrey Elfwick.
"Isn't that the guy you were telling me about"
"Yes. Yes, it is. And we are all deeply proud of him".

Magnificent way to start the day. Parsehole, I am, once again, in your debt.

Really? wrote: ...Huh. Yet another "I'm going to nag the fuck out of you" face. Bonerkiller. Does she WANT to be less likable than Lindy West?

That'd be one hell of an ambition.
Well, shoot for the stars I always say.

We can now say that Phil is the Stone Cold Steve Austin for the pit. Don't believe me? Pierre Froid Phil Giordana has a certain ring to it. To really make your day, watch "Queens of The Ring". Charming French comedy where a young mother, just released from prison, tries to reconcile with her wrestl...

A lesser known but still awesome role of his: [youtube]EZ9se8i4ujs[/youtube] Has anyone brought more weirdness to movie screens than Phillipe Mora? "The Return of Captain Invincible", "Howling 3" (featuring, amongst other wonders, werewolf nuns, and Dame Edna Everage), and "Communion", a film where...

... still wondering what set Mykeru off. It's more performance art. I don't think he's at all easy to set off in reality. He was recently bemoaning women's general preference for taller men and I tweeted him not to worry, plenty of them go for shorter guys and, as evidence, threw in this photo: htt...

...I doubt anyone outside of the nazis, and lackeys like Keitel & Jodl, just thought they could overcome it... I don't have the relevant sources in front of me, but from memory, Zeitzler, and Von Kluge were both convinced the operation should go ahead even in July. Admittedly, Von Kluge's motivatio...

...Any staff officer with half a brain could glance at a map and identify the Kursk salient as the most likely target for a German offensive in the Spring of 1943. OKH sketched out & contemplated just such an attack, to occur as soon as the ground had solidified following the Russian Spring thaw (A...

Anyone else read the novel The Martian? Ridley Scott's film version is about to be released and I'm hearing from some randoes on the internet that they hated the book because the protagonist was misogynistic and homophobic. I think I would remember if the main character was a homophobe. Am I missin...

[youtube]CiWkT5hsAU0[/youtube] Okay, hopefully this will explain why Bewildered Ape is cool. Huh. Blue hair. "Quelle surprise" as a certain, currently (and frequently) hospitalized, Slymepitter would say. Also, if you want another fucked-up MGTOW channel, try Thorium. When someone recites Kipling's...

feathers wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:Aw Phil, get better.

Have you considered using a stunt double?
Maybe Phil moonlights as a stunt double?

No, that's Steersman you're thinking of.

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IMO this guy would probably feel comfortable on Stormfront. In addition to viewing women as non-people he's apparently also a white supremacist, and he's into the social commentary of Varg Vikernes. [youtube]qzTSZxnrgyI[/youtube] (providing the link to back up the claim - I understand if you don't ...

Ape+lust wrote:Gadzooks. Wasn't Phil asking about burn salves a week ago?

Phil! Stay away from the drums.

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You're killing me, bro. Take it easy, rest and heal.

Relax, Ape. It's a French thing.

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TL;DR fuck tradcons and fuck SJWs... QFT (I'm indifferent to Paul Elam, as I am to most con-artists). Caruthers, have you seen the Youtube channel, SexyMGTOW? It's one of the few cases where I'd call genuine misogyny and moral equivalence with RadFems. Where there's a real difference is in how much...

You know, I spent three days with Phil and not once did he step on a rake, or have an anvil fall on his head.
Perhaps I should move back there.

Get well soon (again), Phil.

In the meantime, it would be in really bad taste if someone were to do a shoop of you as Inspector Clouseau :whistle:

Apparently, there are still a few kinks to be worked out in the Glorious RadFem Revolution:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015 ... -pregnancy

[youtube]kaL4YJbXUys[/youtube] I brought Parsehole a gift, but it's probably not as much fun as #giveprostitutesyourmoneyforsex -I mean, #givewomenyourmoney I'm picturing some poor bastard searching Youtube for the Adam Curtis documentary "Bitter Lake" and finding that fucking monstrosity. Also, th...

I always get a bit maudlin for Cunt* when I've had a few beers and am posting on the Pit. *The user, not the beef-curtains What a legend. Used to come in as Billy Big Bollocks, leave as Timmy Tiny Testicles. Cunt was class, man. Admit it. You love him too. He is immortal based on his co-creation (w...

Tony Parsehole wrote:So, It begins.
They're not even bothering to hide it now.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/GiveWomenYourMoney?src=hash

I find the honesty kind of refreshing actually. It's a bit like if Marcus Bachmann came out of the closet.

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Been busy for a few weeks.
What did I miss?

Here's some new Clownfall as thanks for bringing me back up to speed:

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Tigzy wrote: I'm also beginning to think that Ophie may be a genuine asexual.

I'm actually quite okay with that.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm sure glad I don't live near Oxford anymore. I'm not even sure what my reaction would be if I saw that twat Gabriel across the street. Really.

C'mon Phil! What are the odds you'd even recognize him?

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Re - Being a man supporting feminism, pissed-off land-mines etc. here's a piece of real brilliance from Snakepliskinist: [youtube]TQMFenLKcPA[/youtube] I don't know what's funnier: Snake's dissection, or the toweringly patronizing tone of the (for want of a better word) "lecture". I've been a bit re...

"Being a man and supporting feminism is like trying to negotiate a minefield full of angry, pissed off landmines".

Try The Slymepit approach:

[youtube]pNOIP1dLMaw[/youtube]

fuzzy wrote:
First person to show me their pink pubes gets a working edit button!
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Why is Alex McGabriel hiding in your boxer shorts?

Where's Steers?
Did someone forget to plug him in?

And a crack appears... http://imgur.com/ziOitMo.png :popcorn: Okay, who had Sarah Mowgli in the pool? I hope Carrier tries to defend himself. Moglia always flips from sane to berserker in a blink. It's amazing to watch. Strangely, I re-watched "The Cabin in The Woods" this week. Much as I despise J...

Ape+lust wrote:And a crack appears...

http://imgur.com/ziOitMo.png

:popcorn:

Okay, who had Sarah Mowgli in the pool?

John Greg wrote:Oh My Fucking God!

Richard Love Machine says:

... what Iâ€™m famous for is my mind, my values, and my accomplishments.

Not anymore Dickie, not anymore...

Yanbu wrote:
deLurch wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/nEAWZDs.jpg

"Oh no monseur, she is not dead, she is merely English"

Or possibly pining for the fjords.

comhcinc wrote:
Guest wrote:[youtube]rEdk-XNoZpA[/youtube]
What does that have to do with Carrier's penis?

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...Did she quote my post about the woman who fantasised about being arse-raped with her head down the toilet? :shock: As someone who, despite being a couple of years younger than P.Dickie, has reached an age where my favorite thing to do in bed is take a nap, I am frequently startled by the inner l...

comhcinc wrote: ...And if I'm gay then I'm gay. Wanna go out on a date?

I'm flattered but have to pass.
I'm holding out for a bespectacled, four-foot tall egomaniac, but they're so tragically hard to find.

comhcinc wrote: ...But really that mattress is not heavy.

Yeah, I know. She's cheating. I was picturing her hauling something from my days loading moving trucks.

And fapping to Cris Cyborg makes you way gayer than fapping to Phil.

http://img1.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/02/02-columbia-performance-art-rape-student.w529.h529.2x.jpg I call bullshit. If she's been carrying a mattress around all day, every day she should have an upper body like Cris Cyborg. http://d14bgfwqgpatpz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/20...

Still quiet over at Shakesville.
For those who haven't ventured there, be warned: the front page header is a thing of which nightmares are made.

BTW, I think Phil's new avatar is a really great photo (and I'm wearing neither board shorts or flip-flops as I write this).

Visiting the War Remnants Museum in HCMC and the Cu Chi tunnels was an eye opener for me... I did the same thing back in early 2007. I'm not normally claustrophobic, but the tunnels were built by people averaging 5'4", and I'm 6' 2". Being bent nearly double while trying to follow the guide through...

I just... I... guys. Seriously. That Carrier post. It's too much. I don't dare to laugh. I feel like Morpheus at the end of the Matrix trilogy. "Is this real?" It's not just that it's starting to seem like we're living in a movie, it's that it's a movie where snowdrift-sized piles of blow were cons...

free thoughtpolice wrote:
deLurch wrote:[youtube]D_b6uKMVeEY[/youtube]
That was funny. And the comments... :lol:

Not only is it funny, the first couple of minutes generate the surreal impression that The FtB Sex Machine is coming on to William Lane Craig (something that, come to think of it, I'd pay a great deal of money to see).

Just so no-one else unnecessarily takes one for the team, I'm currently camped out over at Shakesville waiting for the the sound of guns traversing in Carrier's direction.
Carry on.

Yo, Parsehole!
Your Troll-Godness has a PM.

Carrier's over-reached. Anyone want to go in on a pool on how long before Melissa McKewan, Oafie, and the rest of the sex-negatives drop the hammer on his balls? Then again, I can easily imagine him squealing in rapture at the moment of impact, so maybe it's just his incomparable genius at work aga...

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