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by Lsuoma
Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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You've probably heard the phrase "opinions are like arseholes - everybody has one." Well, that is wrong, wrong, wrong:

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-62580967
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 7:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote: A trans chicken. What will they think of next.
Queer turkey.

Obviously.
Gobble gobble!!
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 12:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Who is that riding with Matt?
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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:cdc: :cdc: :cdc: :cdc:
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by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
I'm fine with calling them MAPs, so long as we still get to cut their balls off.
Yeah, well the Moon-Glampers say it all.
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Nice beaver!
Unless it's a nasty Marxist/feminist snatch...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/200.gif
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Banter like that is what I’m getting at. It’s not lying. It’s flirting. The only information being conveyed is that you care enough to play the game. If the woman insists you’re lying it just means you’re not playing the game to her tastes. Or something. Who knows with broads. Late in life, John Up...
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Re: Back to Conspiratoria

And now back to topless darts at Roehampton...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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That underline should have been strikethrough.
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Seattle Times is reporting that Palin may be trying to resurrect her glory hole days.

Trump/Palin in 2024?
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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The Washington Post reported Thursday that the unprecedented FBI raid on Trump’s residence was undertaken in part to recover “classified documents relating to nuclear weapons.” Not only that, he turned me into a newt! (I got better) I heard something about TS/SCI records too. TS (Top Secret) is a g...
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 13, 2022 7:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Fuck, man, Take care, and strange as it may seem, this crazy group of people her cares about you.
by Lsuoma
Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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I was all hot for Red, until I saw Green. Well, since we're talking fantasy, I'll have 'em both! Red in expensive webbing, green in leather/latex. https://i.gifer.com/FZgL.gif Fuck it, I'll also have "Aliens" era Sigourney Weaver stood to the side with a moist cloth to mop my brow and yell encourag...
by Lsuoma
Wed Aug 10, 2022 6:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Also -- as Bhurzum observed, Nyugen apparently had some advanced training. Which likely also included hands-on training. Prosecutor will discover that, and in trial will ask, 'Why didn't you just use your non-lethal [Jujistsu, whatever] skills?' I get the frustration of thugs robbing your store rep...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Facknell, I never knew this:
Her father had been a British spy during World War Two. Her mother was the daughter of the German Nobel laureate, Max Born, and had fled with her family when the Nazis came to power in 1933.
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Olivia Neutron-Bomb dead at 72.
by Lsuoma
Sun Aug 07, 2022 12:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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John D wrote: So... totally unrelated to anything. But I regret not seeing Devo live back in the day. This performance is fabulous... haha.
Remember seeing them on the Stiff tour with Lene Lovich, Rachel Sweet etc. Great live gig - completely tonto!
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Craziness in LA - Yesterday, a drunk woman going 100 mph in her Mercedes plows through an intersection, killing six: https://www.foxla.com/news/windsor-hills-crash-driver-suspect Today, Anne Heche, chugging vodka, plows into a house going 90 mph in her Cooper Mini: `https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/05/a...
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
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Views: 62168

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

What the horse said.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 253847

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Spot the family snitch:


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Would do three of those.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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I find stories like that fascinating. I'm a big fan of sites like Abandoned America and Atlas Obscura, and whenever we're on the road I try to look out interesting places to visit. I used to do urban exploration in the UK - arrested for trespassing lots of times - but you need to be fit for that, an...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:00 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Hey Steerzo - ever heard of Kitsault?

https://justinmcelroy.com/2022/07/26/vi ... host-town/
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 29, 2022 6:01 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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AndrewV69 wrote: Meanwhile:

Florida man plays hide and seek, in a suitcase. and it does not end well ...

Looks like an open and shut case to me.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jul 28, 2022 6:12 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Right, looks like Fred will be digging a Hole in the Ground for Bernard Cribbins.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Swim with Shamu!
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Yeah, they do look like skepchicks (apart from lower left).
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Spanish equality ministry says every body is beach ready!
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by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Speaking of Tartakovksy and Star Wars he created the best stuff since the original trilogy with Clone Wars (not to be mistaken with the CGI series of the same name). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Clone_Wars_(2003_TV_series) It helps that it's almost entirely action sequences for which he...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Everything that's happening in the world today seems like the atheism schism at scale. https://ebm.bmj.com/content/early/2022/07/19/bmjebm-2022-111952 Adapt or die: how the pandemic made the shift from EBM to EBM+ more urgent Evidence-based medicine (EBM’s) traditional methods, especially randomise...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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You got a lathe? Nothing so fancy. A cheap wood carving kit from Amazon. Doing simple Celtic knots was easy enough, then I tried for a wolf's head at the end and got frustrated with the tools. What fun! Hope she enjoys it. Very much. She keeps dropping not so subtle hints we need more land. Maybe r...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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No,m not trying to hide it - I WAS at Amazon, now at Oracle. Ah I see. Yeah, Amazon went back and forth a few times on what the return to work policy would be. You heard stories of senior devs being told they had to come back and just saying, nah, I quit. Eventually it was put it at the discretion ...
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:22 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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No,m not trying to hide it - I WAS at Amazon, now at Oracle.
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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I'm still on the edge of LES/Chinatown... and you know... all the garbage, vagrants, crime. But GF & I have use of a cabin, up west-of Woodstock. Was a refuge from lockdowns & assorted madness. That's great to hear you've got a getaway. We left prior to Covid. I often forget all the things I miss a...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Trouble come looking for you.

Poor bastard. Looks like he had some docs in his wallet that those low-lifers needed.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:05 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Just sharing some porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agcRYS_sbj8 I can appreciate the performance and effectiveness of the Butcher Bird, but it just doesn't have the sheer grace of the Spitfire. Plus, the sound of those Merlins is unforgettable. The Battle of Britain Memorial Flight used to prac...
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:55 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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jet_lagg wrote: My God you're all still here.

How has everyone been?
Ten years plus about three weeks. And yes, still rolling. Some old hands have been moseying on back recently.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Lots more.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:28 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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John D wrote: Good guy with a gun... and he was a really good shot! 50 yards with a hand gun... damn.

What's the score now?

Good guy with a gun: 1
Bad guy with a gun: more than 1.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 18, 2022 5:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Stankeye wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
"Seattle - the Hunter Biden of Cities."

This ^^^.
Good thing there is a ferry ride between us and them.
Hmmm. Are you on Whidbey too?
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 17, 2022 7:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Ah fuck it - didn't bother to check out the vid.
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 17, 2022 7:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Yep. No real Sulla in sight at the moment. As for a US military Sulla? Do not make me laugh. (I could be wrong though) How about General Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who is thoroughly modernizing the military ? https://boutu.be/IUUqPq2JmdQ You mean thoroughly modern Milley ?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:08 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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"Seattle - the Hunter Biden of Cities."

This ^^^.
by Lsuoma
Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Anyone seen the ITV series of The Ipcress File? It stars the kid from Peaky Blinders as Harry Palmer. Wondering whether it's worth firing up my BT client for?
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 11, 2022 12:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Looks like the leadership contest has started kicking off in the UK...
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by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 11, 2022 6:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Shooped nips?
That or she's got a couple of "escape rounds" stashed in her bra!

/SidJames
Also, if she was lactating the nips wouldn't be that small and pointy. At least according to video "evidence" that "friends" have "told me about."
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Q: What's it like being blind, Stevie?
A: Ain't too great, but I bet it sure beats being a nigger...
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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John D wrote: Best song and best singer in history?... could be. Enjoy.

Q. What's black and bumps into pianos?

(Yeah, I know it works with Ray Charles too...)
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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https://i.imgur.com/faTwkcv.jpg To be fair, I've dismounted during a static tank shoot and whilst the squadron was coax'ing the fuck out of Iraqi infantry dug-ins, I was driving golf balls at the cunts with my trusty 1Wood! Sure, it's not up there with breast feeding (lol) but it was one of my most...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 08, 2022 5:46 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Like that eagle, he was just stumping, not running.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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And I missed it a couple of days ago - Happy 10th Birthday to the Pit!
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 03, 2022 6:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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I wouldn't mind a wild ride with Tulsi.
by Lsuoma
Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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My prediction for 2024? Trump vs. Clinton.
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:28 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Fucking hell, franc: sounds like you caught Mykeru's bad luck, level >9,000..

Sorry, mate.
by Lsuoma
Thu Jun 30, 2022 6:20 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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free thoughtpolice wrote: Eagle is missing a talon from its left foot. The long central toe is a stump.
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Does it belong to Heather Mills?
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 29, 2022 5:59 am
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free thoughtpolice wrote:
Do not watch this while on LSD. It may expand your consciousness.
I bet Trump believes that she is giving this testimony because she was disappointed he didn't want to pork here. Woman scorned, and all that. BTW, I'd do her. But not those BET moose.
by Lsuoma
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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free thoughtpolice wrote: May people are saying that as a teenager Ivanka had an abortion.
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From incest, judging by that pic...
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 25, 2022 4:20 pm
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Abortion should be safe, legal, and mandatory.
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Poor Bill, all he got was a hummer.


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But Roberts didn't vote to overturn RvW: he only concurred in part with the court. : :think: :think: :think:
by Lsuoma
Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:42 am
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It's not that I'm pro-choice so much as I am anti-baby.
by Lsuoma
Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
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Keating wrote: Lsuoma will let anyone post here. Even the dregs.
ESPECIALLY the dregs...