If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Well, that was certainly worthy of Rate My Poo. When I turned round to take a look, I thought somebody had deposited a dead otter in the bowl.

Those of you living in the Bay Area may have felt a small quake.

I'm just off to take a massive shit. If anyone would like me to do one for them while I'm there, please PM me.

Mykeru wrote:
So, this pedophile is walking through the woods at night dragging a crying little girl by the arm.

"Oh, stop complaining", he says, "I'm the one who has to walk back this way all alone".

That horrible: you put the second comma outside the quote, when it should be inside!

BTW, abuhamster85 is posting from a UK ISP, raising the possibility of colon back again with another skin on... Does it belong to the same ISP as well? Or same as the guy that tried to dox Oolon for that matter? To be frank, I can't be arsed to look right now. I suppose that I've just doxxed abu ha...

And DEFINITELY looking like a troll...

BTW, abuhamster85 is posting from a UK ISP, raising the possibility of colon back again with another skin on...

KiwiInOz wrote:
Yeah. Not my cup of tea, either.

The "strategies" s/h/it came in with, both at A+Theism and here speak to me of someone very jejune. Still let's see how it plays out. Not impressed with the opening gambit, though...

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8486/8176163426_e608d1e401.jpg [Note, I have disguised the face of the other person in this picture to highlight the guilty. Also, because he has an ugly nose. Oh, and savour the irony of Laden's t-shirt] Plus he's wearing a Whiny-Ramics turd rund his neck - you should...

Skeeve wrote:Yeah, I can't see superhamzah85's posts being quote mined at all.

Looks like we may have a new oolon...

Al Stefanelli wrote:I updated the links page on my website. In addition to a spot on the link block for AVfM and TGMP, I added adding a nice, big, linked banner ad for the Slymepit.

<img snipped>

Thanks, Al!

This isn't a safe place for anybody. You live or die by your own words and (in)ability to support them. Personally, I'd be hard pressed to write an intro that reeked any more of being a baboon mole or a drive-by attention whore, but hey, I won't rush to judgement just yet. My immediate impression t...

Dick Strawkins wrote: Apparently there's no truth in the rumor that JT asked her for her hand in marriage -
and she sent it to him by Fed Express. :whistle:

/me snorted my lung up at that one.

[youtube]kjPhFSlhOuQ[/youtube]

Ed Brayton is at Skepticon. PZ Myers is at Skepticon. Greta Christina made a virtual appearance at Skepticon. Stephanie Zvan is at Skepticon. Jen McCreight is at Skepticon. Matt Dillahunty is at Skepticon. Richard Carrier is at Skepticon. Brianne Bilyeu is at Skepticon. Kate Donovan is at Skepticon...

Pitchguest wrote:
For the uninitiated, "pissed" here means "shitfaced"

Or cunted.

welch wrote: My wife, when she got done laughing, immediately told the cast of the play she was working on at the time. They then spent all of the rest of the rehearsals sneaking up on each other and yelling "SURPRISE" whilst dry-humping each other.

Luvvies, eh? What are you going to do with them?

Pitchguest wrote:She most definitely does not have permission from Namco or the BBC to feature Pacman and the Tardis, so she can be horribly sued, and ironically slapped with a DMCA notice herself - a legitimate one this time.

How dare you be so Ableist????

Neither is the human body designed for extended us of touch screens at the normal desktop monitor position - see Gorilla Arm. Thanks for that. I was thinking on one had that I would be missing out to get a non-touch, but then, what's the value added? That you touch at the start menu and back to the...

I think touch screen is a great move forward in how computers should work. The proof of concept has already been implemented well on the iPhone. The only reason I suggested touch screen as a good idea is that Windows 8 throws you into an OS that is designed to be used as a touch screen off the bat....

guest2 wrote:Also, if you don't have a backup USB3 hard drive, I strongly encourage you to get one soon. Data loss sucks ass.

As someone who runs multiple NAS servers at home, I still also backup to Amazon S3 because I regard it as more secure than pretty much any non-data-center location.

In the instructions, hidden somewhere (I almost missed them), it tells how to make it work. For my dos program Deluxe Paint (which is located in c:\deluxe\p\dp.exe), here's what I have to do. Start Dosbox. It gives you a dos-like prompt. Type in: mount c c:\deluxe\ [enter] c: [enter] cd p [enter] d...

First Slyme Pit romance?

There was a rush for the 20,000th post: who's going for 25,000?

Florida - at last you're late to the party. Next up, let's hope, Ohio, Virginia, and all other "battleground states." I'd love to see a popular national voting system. But Romney was quite gracious, and even more so than McCain in 2008 and even even more so that Palin in the same year. BTW, for tho...

Florida - at last you're late to the party. Next up, let's hope, Ohio, Virginia, and all other "battleground states." I'd love to see a popular national voting system. But Romney was quite gracious, and even more so than McCain in 2008 and even even more so that Palin in the same year. BTW, for thos...

He'll top 300 eventually, I think. Should get FL, CO, NV, and VA. This isn't a huge landslide, but it's a solid win.

Jan Steen wrote:
The moron who wrote this calls herself Esteleth, Elen sÃla lÃºmenn' omentielvo.

Another stupid fucking starchild Tolkien worshiping douche, no doubt. Just play with your magnets and crystals, dear...

Tigzy wrote:
Not that the comparison to Oolon is entirely apt - as far as I'm aware, Oolon isn't that old.

To paraphrase Glenn Cullen, he's an eight-year-old trapped in a twelve-year-old's body.

Jen McCreight needs a talk for Skepticon and, lets face it, the talk's not going to write itself. Come to think of it, Jen's not going to write it either. It is, therefore, incumbent upon us to write it for her. (Think of it as our little donation to Skepticon2012) I've done the opening slide. http...

Server had problems, and failed over to new host.

Mykeru wrote:
welch wrote:
Outwest wrote:So tell me, the rest of you only respond to oolon for the lulz, right?
pretty much. watching him contort is kind of fun.
Maybe someone at some time who wasn't familiar with him took him seriously. But it didn't last.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/ ... 675820.jpg

No, but seriously, how the fuck did this happen? I used to consistently enjoy reading and posting at FtB just a couple years back. I read Pharyngula every day, but never checked the comments. I probably didn't notice the rot... I'm pretty sure elevatorgate was the catalyst for all of this. Not ever...

bhoytony wrote: Ok, here's a couple of suggestions,

How to deal with mean internet assholes[3]
Tell them to cry, get your boyfriend to ban you from the internet and set your dad on them.

I'd like to see a blog-off between McCryboobie and franc.

JayTeeAitch wrote:
That really was comedy gold. (I think it's from p.24 for anyone interested).

The next time anyone is ever presented with a Seteresque wall of spitting red drivel, all they have to say is:

"~~Sorry,~~ I haven't had my sammich yet today. :( "

That thread is awesome.

Oh, and just for the record - that Transformers joke was told to me by my late, wheelchair-bound cousin. Reminds me of the Steven Hawking joke Malcolm Tucker told in "The Thick of It." "I was golfing with Stephen Hawking, he's fucking shit- he lied about his handicap. Mind you never had to hire a g...

I need to spend some time away from this place - last night I was dreaming about the Pit, and the fat lezzers belly-smashing foreplay, as referenced in Tigzy's .sig just wouldn't leave my mind...

SO fucked up.

JAB wrote:
The more I see of this, the more I think that Oolon may be one of franc's socks. (this is where I should put an evil smilie, but I won't)

Yeah, well if he's a sock, I bet it's a crusty one. You all know what I mean, of course...

Add 'creme brulee' to the list of absurd things my dog loves (incidentally, he also loves Indian food-- Hotter the better. ?????) Or try the Curry Hell by Lord Latif of Harpole . I never got up to Bigg Market myself, but at least two of my friends retired hurt from the battleground. This would be w...

Add 'creme brulee' to the list of absurd things my dog loves (incidentally, he also loves Indian food-- Hotter the better. ?????) Try the little guy on a good mutton Phall sometime: it'll take his head off. made with scotch bonnets and/or habaneros - your choice. There was this little place here in...

Also, since the death of my beloved mare, the thing I miss most about the UK is the abundance of high-quality Indian restaurants. The US does not do good Indian restaurants. That is all.

BTW, I have just finished an extremely nice Jalfrezi that I started on yesterday, with come home-cooked naan. Plus, I am now getting outside my first 22 oz bottle of Stone Ruination IPA with another to follow. I will then be fucked up enough to go to bed, and sleep until I have to wake at 5.45 AM PS...

HOLY SHIT. Twatson got a cute outfit + makeup and a guest spot on SNL as a 'social media expert'. I am NOT joking. Sorry non-USers: HULU Though I have to be honest, she looks a lot better than Ive ever seen her before. My browser can bypass the region restriction on the Daily Show but alas, didn't ...

Also, I love Geechie Wiley's music. Mykeru - have you ever watched "Searching For the Wrong-Eyed Jesus"? It's a stunning documentary about music and culture in the Deep South and Appalachia, and features David Johanssen (former New York Doll, now a Harry Smith) doing a really very good version of "...

Saint N I just find him funny. Fulfils every stereotype of the nice middle-class lefty to a tee. I think he must shift uneasily in his white socks and sandals whenever an acquaintance at a Tennis Club barbecue make a racist joke. But he says nothing. He likes his life in the village. He doesn't wan...

ERV wrote:HOLY SHIT. Twatson got a cute outfit + makeup and a guest spot on SNL as a 'social media expert'. I am NOT joking. Sorry non-USers: HULU

Though I have to be honest, she looks a lot better than Ive ever seen her before.

Saucer of milk, dear?

BTW - I LOLed

See colon whining over there about being ignored. There's a reason, arsehole. Hint: it's not because people are afraid of your intellect and arguments...

Greg Laden's book now has a 5 stars review written by a guy named Gareth Renowden, who seems to have a blog as well. Now the interesting part IMO is that Renowden is also a writer, he has a book on the kindle store called "The Aviator (The burning world)". And in Amazon's page for that book, we can...

AndrewV69 wrote:I am just going to deposit this here so you folks can see a PUA in action.

Jesus Fucking Christ - most annoying laugh track ever. Watched 20s then deep-sixed the fucker.

I vaguely remember a French friend telling me that in France you can't just bestow wacky given names on your children, unless you go through a legal process. Acceptable names are listed in a massive official book or registry of some sort. My friend's children (four of them last I heard) all have tr...

Test.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Lsuoma: LOL. I still prefer the Slymepit+ with the undertext, but hey, each to their own.

Yeah, fucked that up, didn't I? Now correct...

Even split. Status quo prevails.

Y'all are a bunch o' weenies...

Er, '80s

I went to school with a kid whose surname was Aids. This was in the 1980s. He changed it pretty sharpish. http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie_vintage.php?filename=VA0418 The sign on the Beechams office building by the elevated section of the M4 in Brentford used to say "Lucozade Aids Recovery" but g...

mordacious1 wrote:
CommanderTuvok said: Anyone else beginning to think Oolon actually enjoys it here at the Pyt?
I think oolon likes to bounce between websites to stir up controversy, poking bears in other words.

oolon, bouncy turd?

Nah, oolon, boring played out turd.

CommanderTuvok wrote: Anyone else beginning to think Oolon actually enjoys it here at the Pyt?

Does shit enjoy the jizz or the shit more? Shit gets a lot of both.

Officially approved Twits - http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=1923 From the linked post: Not every one of these Twitter users identifies as A+, but all have made at least one tweet, blog post, or other off-forum public statement defending or promoting the A+ idea, defending those w...

John Greg wrote:Lsuoma said:

"Also, if she's had a hysterectomy, where does that leave her in the cunt-kick stakes? Bigger boot required?"

Ah, c'mon man, Lsuoma, that is really rather below the belt and ugly; you are better than that.

No. No, I'm not.

Being around several people with mental health issues, I think we can all agree that there is a difference between exhibiting sociopath-like behavior and being a sociopath. There is a difference also in displaying narcissistic tendencies and being a narcissist. Behaviors don't necessarily lead to a...

Lsuoma wrote:
real horrorshow wrote:The taint of it will follow her.
Ophelia's taint? No, fuck no!!! Anything but that!!!

Fuck it, reGreta's taint - just as scary, or more so, due to severe treatment.

Also, if she's had a hysterectomy, where does that leave her in the cunt-kick stakes? Bigger boot required?

Search found 11695 matches