If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Making sure Bhurzum is aware that the Scotsman is well represented in the Depp trial. https://youtube/iSy8S3U6nmI Long clip, one spot e.g. "either he walked into a door, or a door walked into him" and other zingers, I shudda edit clips, also a spot where they debated the value of "he broke away" ve...

Making sure Bhurzum is aware that the Scotsman is well represented in the Depp trial.

After Amber tosses Johnny's phone off penthouse balcony, Gus Fring locates it via app and barters for $420 and tacos.

Summary of Johnny Depp's recent testimony:

Sometimes I think that I'd like to make Steersman comfortable.

CNN has a strong history of accuracy with regards to Russia.

Clearly they are setting us up for Michelle.

Flies will be easier to swat once we endow them with down syndrome.
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Fortunately, I am quite normal so this is not a problem.

So John D, all over the county everybody that sees me is thinking gee whiz I looked that guy right in the eye and we did some kind of facial communication of the sort that's being prevented by masks now, and which is always been kind of a problem for visually impaired sorts of people like me, but it...

So John D i fouled up the facts of my story a little bit, and I want to correct all that even though Matt will tell me that it's a bad storytelling technique, and he is as always correct, but I just want to say that the deceased was the husband of one of these two sisters, not the father is I had in...

And I would really like to apologize for the spelling of 'weak' because I am trying to learn how to dictate using a piece of shite. So let's start over again. A kid with weak vision has weak vision, and doesn't really want to wear those stupid f****** glasses when they're playing at recess. Gosh it ...

Okay, so I live in a fairly small community of some few tens of thousands, so I'm going to bump into lots of these people who saw me, and they're going to think yeah that was that guy in the emergency room, and I'm going to look at them and think, nothing. So when a week vision the kid is playing so...

So John D, a few weeks ago I found myself bleeding in my living room with strangers in my house because I had called 911. I have weak vision and my glasses were somewhere in the shards of porcelain and I had abandoned them in the future proceedings when I learned I was in fact bleeding etc. At some ...

Yeah and when I want to know what FTP thinks about anything, I just eliminate the middleman and go straight to CNN

Or that this violent alcoholic ever set foot on the noon

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-mexican-pet/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cactus-attacked-us/

And the Mexican cactus.

I guess some people still believe the piss soaked Russian hotel bed story is true.

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-putin-popov-partner-donald-trump-1693210 In a comment suggesting who Russia would prefer in the White House, Popov said on Channel One on Tuesday: "It's time for us, our people, to call on the people of the United States to change the regime in the U.S. early...

Yo Yo Ma so fat, he has to play his cello like a violin.

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Please don't let it be that service dog just uttered the steersmanism neither fish nor fowl ...Please don't let it be that service dog just uttered the steersmanism neither fish nor fowl ...

Egad, when I was young I thought it was fun to look like a girly girl, tucked in was not a sin before my bum looked more like a ______________

So I got my dogs 3 years rabies shot recently, and then a few days later brought my cat in for her rabies and feluke and this was her first time to the real vet and I was telling the ladies about how this was a cat that was pretty cranky about getting her nails trimmed in the first cat I ever had wh...

fafnir wrote: ↑ Weird. For a basic shitty PHP website... it was kind of slow to load.

The spyware is often poorly written and CPU intensive.

Gah yes I got to mention that the OTHER side of the business was where the real computer graphic money income was: flight simulators, where the competition were General Electric and Singer ...

E&S was a unique environment. Ivan Sutherland, sometimes touted as 'the father of computer graphics' was an MIT prof who rarely traveled to Utah, and a number of the employees at this relatively small company were MIT , and I fell in with some of them and really had a blast there. We played one Scra...

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Here's a screenshot toward the end of the credits in ST2: Wrath of Khan, at the time a youthful fuzzy was assigned the kobayashi-maru-like job of customer support for Digistar. This is the early 80s and Silicon Graphics isn't really there yet, so people like in e.g. John D's line of work used what w...

I was living in Salt Lake City when ST4 came out, and the theater fairly roared with laughter at the line excusing kotra-addled Spock's behavior with "he did too much LDS in the sixties."

So in the '70s fuzzy had exotic gf that went on to do exotic things. fuzzy, once every few years types said exotic-name into goggle, and sees it pop up in some somewhat-exotic domain. Excitedly, fuzzy shares this moment with his current lady friend who often shares details of every last broken toena...

Bzzt! That's when a wagon train that originated from right near fuzzy's place got ambushed in southern Utah by Mormons dressed as natives, depending on who you talk to got people to surrender and then just shot them up anyway. One or two dozen children were adopted out to various Mormon families and...

Jackson Mississippi I mean. Jackson MO is where Joseph Smith got kicked out of. Related: Does September 11th 1857 ring a bell to anyone?

So addendum, John D not last person I heard using forbidden-to-certain-races word in casual conversation, that would be my old next door neighbor who grew up minority-white in Jackson MO schools. Must be tough to communicate when some of your classmates are allowed to use a different set of language...

Now, the mutual friend who is now gone for two years is a severe woo-believer of the first order, and the reason I sought to the web for advice on how an unbeliever can cope with a woo monster. This is why I first sought out the JERF circa '07 leading to the decline in rational atheism that has left...

So yeah my icragenarian active-farmer John D passed away more like 5 years ago, and our mutual friend passed away 2 years ago. I did make the most of my one night visit drawing out stories and seeing pictures, and regret that I lack the memory and historical knowledge to be of much used to you pictu...

So anyway it's an enjoyable coincidence that this man whose stories I had been hearing for several years and who I met for a single night several years later and passed away just a couple of years ago ago, forever known to me only by the name John D, and you know maybe the sailors and Marines had di...

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ But it's got a flat bottom.

Damn straight.

John D, you are killing me. About ten years ago I went in a road trip with a crazy violin teacher ... A couple, old family friends of hers in Alabama, one evening visirlt, he'in his 80s and still farming, his name is/was of all things "John D" and the story I most racall was of his group bringing a ...

Mykeru has re-emerged. He is in a bad way. Some of you were once his friend, maybe you could help? " [...] eviction or homelessness or joining the Ukrainian International Legion. [...] It's been a few years since his job cracked up, my best guess has been that he has to kill 10 or 20 years till he'...

Yes thank you Fred Gwynne, enunciating 'fizzure' in a slow deliberate manner. I was a younger man back then so all things healed faster than they do nowadays but it was indeed months of a tiny but exquisitely annoying little feature also addressable with proper pooping posture, (the three p's) , cle...

I had an anal fissure once, I still remember the way the doctor pronounced the word, not unlike Herman Munster George Gwynne mught have pronounced it in that cousin Vinny movie. My guess, as a certified internet proctologist, it was not so much the giant shit alone, as coupled with the riding of all...

Even Arkansas pickers have gay songs.

Good night, jim-dog.

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Thank you my canine friend for talking me down from the ledge last night. Today I was genuinely relevant in locating wall studs and assuring. She is extra obsessive right now because for the past several months she has been living with a daughter who means well but restricts her activity and contrib...

Screenshot_20220313-201638.png I envy service dog his able-to-function-as-part-of-a-team girlfriend. This new window-blind has a tricky bracket, and while her words indicate that she would like some help, any attempt to read and understand the instructions is fiercely resisted as I can't get all th...

So I'm trying to have a woman live in my house and it's been just a short while but just a moment ago my cat jumped across the kitchen table and disrupted her dinner plate, a tortoise and calico torby cat with three colored cat that has female genes coming in from both the red and black sides of the...

So service dog, a lot less than I used to, but I see now that he's decided to go a little bit more public. We're fuzzy a more Church going man, you could be looking at Mrs fuzzy there she's a good woman brought a lot of money back to Arkansas from working hard for months at a time in distant locatio...

At least kkkamala had an edit button.

So my little buddy I told you about that I had an opportunity to hang around with for a few years a decade ago, his dad has an earth moving operation near Boise so one winter here's buddy you're doing some work at at sun valley digging at night and some bar and Seymour Duncan is there and offers to ...

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D'oh!

Fun Fact: decades ago, the person responsible for introducing me fuzzy Arkansas once taught violin to the daughters of this man with whom I share a post office, band placed a stray kitten into the household.

Oh that post about Doc Lee reminded me of my other friend, I shouldn't use his real name but he was being a real respectful helpful assistant to doc lee that night. He's like 20 or 30 years younger than me but I got to hang around with him a lot in local musical scenes, which is particularly Rich ar...

Our community took an early hit in the covid as the 2030 first wave took 84-year-old Roy "Doc Lee" popular local fiddler and still-active physician who had pioneered a couple of quick- medical facilities in past decades for northern Arkansas and Branson areas, probably picked it up from the rest hom...

My other encounter with Mike blocker was 8 years ago when he was a rookie or similar on another local force, and the group of four of them were overly aggressive with the cuffs to the point where I was actually losing feelings and continue to have symptoms of that slightly they may be now, and as th...

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