If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Where I buy coffee they're not called baristas.

Fuck,where did that apostrophe come from?

I'd rather drink piss from a tramp's shoe than buy coffee from Starbuck's, but when I do purchase a cup I want the server to take my money, give me the drink and shut the fuck up.

I was at the local park trying to watch the northern lights tonight, and sure enough, a bunch of weirdos were there juggling firesticks. :doh: A few years ago somebody told me about seeing one of these annoying backpacker wankers in Phnom Penh showing his juggling prowess with the firesticks and se...

It's out as an Gollancz SF Masterwork in the UK. Hard to be a God is released in April: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JTme7W4YL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg Monday Begins on Saturday comes out later in the year: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YYYFP9hxL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg ...

Fuck. I just saw that Andy Fraser has died.

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More racist death threat lols with Jay The Nerd Kid. https://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid/status/574684237619589120 Sorry, but I have to agree. If they are also juggling (particularly with firesticks), dressed like a drunk tramp while "travelling" around Asia on Daddy's credit card for their gap year ...

[ Oh what a surprise, I never thought you'd rise to the bait. Anyway I'm not exaggerating, you will be one of the first to die. It's the Top Gear wankers, David Cameron, Neil Doncaster, Stewart Regan and then you. I'm not too sure after that, I'm going through the members list on this site right no...

Tony, are you a communist? I am a socialist and come the glorious revolution most of the fuckers on here will be up against the wall. You'll have to line up behind Clarkson and those other two tossers because they are first to go. I know you are exaggerating for comic effect. Of course you only wan...

God, I fucking loathe Top Gear and the three public schoolboy wankers who present it. Tony, are you a communist? I am a socialist and come the glorious revolution most of the fuckers on here will be up against the wall. You'll have to line up behind Clarkson and those other two tossers because they...

Shatterface as Guest wrote:I don't know what's about to happen here but it's WRONG:

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Shatterface

I think what's about to happen is somebody is going to get eaten.

God, I fucking loathe Top Gear and the three public schoolboy wankers who present it.

I have to get this out of my system. Melody Hensley is shit at makeup. She is heavy handed with blush, she doesn't blend it at all, and she pulls it far too low on her face. Watson also does this (blush on jowls vs blush on cheekbones) and it drives me nuts. BLUSH GOES ON THE CHEEKBONE. WATCH GOSSM...

I'd just like to state that I've only read one Terry Pratchett book and I thought it was shite.
Yes, WTFAIDH?
Nevertheless, RIP.

I think I've worked it out, SN. 'Them' and 'their' are genderless but not genderless enough. You see, 'them' and 'their' could encompass a group that may not be gendered, but members of the group might individually each have a gender. This is too gendered. What we need are pronouns to ensure not me...

This fucking idiot must be openly fishing for the obvious comments that are bound to come.

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Gefan wrote:Once you get past the hipster haircut and beard (it took me about ten minutes to stop laughing) I'd be interested in our Chill Girl contingent's reaction to this:

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" Can I take a shit on your chest?"

Banality of evil. http://i.imgur.com/adYAw4a.jpg You know, as of today, I can only feel envious for Twatson. She's doing absolutely nothing and getting paid on Patreon the same I'm getting paid for working 44+ hours/week. Oh, wait, my bad - what I was getting paid, since me and a couple of people g...

I was ***COMPLETELY*** out of it on Monday night and last night. Went to ER on Monday with intense (8-9 out of 10) abdominal pain (right flank), and got shot full of [img=http://www.drugs.com/dilaudid.html]Dilaudid[/img]. Obvious guess, kidney stone, but CT scan showed zip for any of the abdominal ...

â€œDanger,â€ she said. â€œClearly my body was telling me, â€˜You are unsafe.â€™â€ Fear. Because of a "dongle" joke. I told Adria that people might consider that an overblown thing to say. She had, after all, been in the middle of a tech conference with 800 bystanders. â€œSure,â€ Adria replied. â...

Tony Parsehole wrote:FUCKING HELL.
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Get me off this fucking planet.

Oh Christ, I would sacrifice my firstborn (if I had one) to witness that bell-end walk into my local pub.

So Heina Dadabhoy is confused. Who'da thought... I think one of her commenters gave the game away as to why they all seem to be in the same state I discovered that I was errâ€¦ gender-neutral â€“ Iâ€™m choosing to call it that â€“ here on dear old FTB, in the process of explaining, mostly to trans ...

Why the fuck do you need a Kickstarter to write a book? Why don't you write it first and then Kickstart to publish your book? Oh wait, yeah, con artistry... My first poems were published in Cosmopolitan and I did not send them in for publication but rather someone sent them in for me. I didn't even...

[youtube]S0nDoBeNyLM[/youtube] Oh look, a youtube cover video that isn't shit! In some ways, I prefer this version to the one Clapton sings. Yes, it is heresy! Heresy is calling Cocaine a Clapton song. It's a JJ Cale song covered by Clapton. Now a call back to paddybrown's building his own guitar p...

Jesus Christ. Is this from the Onion? This has to be from the Onion. Tony has pulled something of a fast one here, Southern. The Victoria Cross is the highest British honour there is. Not to denigrate the Queen's Commendation for Valuable Service, but I can't comment on it because I haven't heard o...

According to the MoD, Leakey was part of a US-UK helicopter raid on a Taliban stronghold at Bar Now Zad in Helmand on 22 August 2013. On leaving the helicopters, they immediately found themselves pinned down by machine-gun fire and rocket-propelled grenades Strange name for a bar. I'd never go into...

Two brave heroes honoured today. A British soldier is to be awarded the Victoria Cross on Thursday for helping rescue a joint UK-US force in danger of being overrun by the Taliban in Afghanistanâ€™s Helmand province. Lance Corporal Joshua Leakey, 27, of the Parachute Regiment, ran across an exposed ...

Gefan wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I am superior keyboard because I have more hair!

http://i.imgur.com/5m3emiP.png

She's pretty, but Alizee is still way cuter.

She may be cute, but I think she's a bit deformed. That's some fivehead she's got on her.

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Nope. jeans and a shirt.

Pitiful. You need a bit more showbusiness. I remember I saw Nils Lofren years ago and he had a trampette on stage and did a somersault while playing. You should try it.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
bhoytony wrote: exhibit B:

http://i.imgur.com/CcNOGhv.png

Admit defeat.
I bow. But clear vision is a bonus.

I bet you don't even have a tartan-trousers-and-waistcoat-without-shirt outfit do you?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I am superior keyboard because I have more hair!

exhibit B:

http://i.imgur.com/CcNOGhv.png

Admit defeat.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I am superior keyboard because I have more hair!

http://i.imgur.com/5m3emiP.png

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:3:42 if needs be.

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It's OK, but it's hardly D:Ream is it?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Fuck guitars. Keyboards FTW!
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Me hate you!

Don't be upset Phil. OK, in that video he might be the superior keyboard player, have awesome fashion sense and make much better music, but maybe you could try particle physics?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Fuck guitars. Keyboards FTW!

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paddybrown said: I want to be able to approximate that thin, conversational tone you can get with a strat, but also the big thick opera-singer bellow of a Les Paul. What occurs to me is I could buy some Seymour Duncan Vintage Rails pickups, which are noise-cancelling like humbuckers but supposedly ...

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Ahh, ignorance is bliss.

I don't know why anyone is paying any attention to that stupid French fantasist. I expect that's why he can't even write English proper like what we can.

I'd forgotten about Brian Cox but the upside of the brouhaha over his wife led me to discover that he's made a new series, Wonders of Life, and all five episodes are downloading to my computer as I type. I don't know just what it is about Cox but every time I watch Wonders of the Universe I find my...

Tony Parsehole wrote:@ Steersman.
What are your thoughts on the word "nigger" used in any context?

I'm going to re-post this comment every day. I've had that boring cunt on ignore from the beginning , so I won't have to deal with the fallout.

Lsuoma wrote:BTW, for anyone interested in my tradesman's entrance, I had the polypectomy site cauterized again yesterday, another epinephrine injection, plus some micro clips put on.

I misread that at first and thought I knew why your arse was in such a mess.

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So Satan's black semen smells of sulphur, rotten eggs & hydrochloric acid. And it dissolved Zack's stomach. But Zack kinda liked it. So it WASN'T HP on that sausage sarnie! That sounds more like the vile concoction found in chippies in the Far Eastern wastelands of Edinburgh. There they eat their f...

Lsuoma wrote: FFS, that's clearly a sausage sarnie with either Daddies or HP.

HP, I'd have thought that was obvious. Daddies has a much thinner consistency.

The sheer levels of hipster in McIntosh's picture is a thing of genius. No Poe can be that perfect as it would instantly be called out as a set-up. The artfully placed half-eaten cake sans crumbs The sparkling clean fork The wanky teapot on a wanky bit of wood The pretentious, patronising title and...

I nearly forgot about this. I think you know what you have to do. I have left my service revolver and a glass of whiskey in the study if you'd like to retire there for a while. Farewell.

Tony Parsehole wrote: Nice. I'll upload mine after I've warmed last night's chinkies up.

Tony Parsehole wrote: Oh, and this is supposed to be his wife "playing" with a puppy.
Yeah. Looks so real:
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That is so obviously a fake that I can't see it fooling anybody. I spotted it straight away.

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Tony Parsehole wrote:@Bhoytony.
Did you watch that clip I posted of SVU?

I know fuck all about gaming or Law And Order, so I'm just going to assume that was an accurate depiction of real-life events.

The sheer levels of hipster in McIntosh's picture is a thing of genius. No Poe can be that perfect as it would instantly be called out as a set-up. The artfully placed half-eaten cake sans crumbs The sparkling clean fork The wanky teapot on a wanky bit of wood The pretentious, patronising title and...

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Reworked as Back Home In Derry sung by Christy Moore.

Lyrics by Bobby Sands, would you believe?

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Presumably it is this one http://i.imgur.com/VlHLyL2.png https://web.archive.org/web/20150214015654/http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2015/02/11/wheres-jimi/ Gilliel at her finest..she should start a comedy routine with Nerd. Ferfuxxake. Who is that idiot over there saying that you can't talk ...

I know some folks here are against talking about people's looks, and I agree that it does not stand as an argument against someone's position; it is kind of fun, however. Having said that, you know how people who are really fat only show a headshot sometimes in a profile picture. I am just wonderin...

Yes, this will be hypocritical.... So you don't have Asperger's. Go and take a fuck to yourself, because you are attacking me under false pretences If you want to increase your own profile by shitting on my then you have missed your mark. Attacking Nec_V20 does not increase anyone's profile; it mer...

Fawa. What?? I am fucking pathetic. Even these skidmarks don't care enough about me to put me on ignore. The only fucker who was a bigger loser than me was a paratrooper who snapped his neck jumping on a kid's trampoline. The problem is that you're Scottish. Hence, we automatically assume you hate ...

Trois. That's pathetic. Three? I bet I've got that French Elfkin beaten by a huge number of ignores. What's the score El Tit? Come on, spill the beans. It must be pretty good going by the number of times I've posted how much I loathe and despise you all. Fawa. What?? I am fucking pathetic. Even the...

Lsuoma: can I get a rain-check on how many people ignore me? Please, pretty please? Trois. That's pathetic. Three? I bet I've got that French Elfkin beaten by a huge number of ignores. What's the score El Tit? Come on, spill the beans. It must be pretty good going by the number of times I've posted...

Sunder wrote:
Nerd's stupidity is the stuff of legend. He's like a terminally unfunny Mr. Bean.

Wouldn't it be easier to just write "He's like Mr. Bean"?

dogen wrote:
Gefan wrote:Watching Adam Curtis' new documentary "Bitter Lake".
It's a bit like a DMT trip where all paths lead to "we're fucked".
How can I watch it? Where is it at?

It's on the BBC IPlayer if you can access it. I saw the torrent was available on kickass.so, if that's your kind of thing.

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