If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Acceleration intensifies... Needs more wibbly norks... Some of those safety belt placements are distinctly unsafe. Most are already carrying airbags anyway. Neither silicone nor saline are compressible, and there's a limit to how much latex can stretch. I've never seen it happen, but the results mi...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑

"A penguin chasing a bird".

I suspect this guy thinks penguins are fish.

To be honest - I think I might run the risk of being obnoxious to any new (or old) media type shoving a microphone in my face soliciting for opinions at this time. (Or possibly at any time). But I would probably tend to avoid them. In the spirit of fairness, I blame both of them. I would also be pi...

screwtape wrote: ↑ Just idle thoughts whilst waiting for the breakfast egg to boil.

Dude, why are you being so coy? Just call it 'wanking' like the rest of us, we're all adults here.

I love this Wohl character that goes around fucking stuff up.

It's like a right wing Greg Laden.

https://i.imgur.com/JmBtNw7.png

https://i.imgur.com/nDV4z7W.png

I hope all the Brits on here are ready for the coming (lol) porn ban.

You guys's balls are gonna be bluer than Watson's pubes.

https://i.imgur.com/9CpKHyg.png

I saw this when I went down some twitter rabbit hole. Just pathetic, but seems relevant when speaking of Meyers:

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PZ version: I’d have stuck with the liberal arts school. They provide more personal instruction and a broader background to students. And that’s why I switched from teaching at a large state institution to a smaller university myself in my career as an instructor. PZ Daughter version from her AMA: ...

PZ version: I’d have stuck with the liberal arts school. They provide more personal instruction and a broader background to students. And that’s why I switched from teaching at a large state institution to a smaller university myself in my career as an instructor. PZ Daughter version from her AMA: ...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Keating wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:56 pm
It was Sydney’s Gay and Lesbian (they haven’t caught up with the alphabet soup yet) parade last night.

Apparently this shit never gets old.
Let them hold it in Western Sydney next year.
They are gay. Not stupid.

Or: they're bumfucks, not dumbfucks.

:rimshot:

mordacious1 wrote: ↑ She flies coach...
Her nose flies 1st Class.

:lol: :lol:

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Shout out to our very own shoutinghorse for schooling this putz on Watson's tweet:

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Now we just need the footage from that stripey kid's camera to see pencil neck's face when he realizes his sucker punch has only connected with a hand the size of his own damn head!

I'd seen a clip of this kid trying to punch a Christian street preacher before, but not this extended version (with a great wider shot from a different angle). Kid got very lucky this day.

Watson still doesn't give a shit about proportional women's representation on panels she appears on (or indeed, those she is responsible for creating, as this one).

https://i.imgur.com/dBGlIHe.png

PZ’s take on the RT critics. The people are shrieking through their ball gags on Twitter about this criminal assault on democracy. Now where would a Minnesota-nice boy like that discover such a term? Mary needs to have a sneak at his browser history. Ha! Flashback (it made sense at the time, I'm su...

It appears that Maduro has ordered attacks on humanitarian aid trucks attempting to enter Venezuela. Obviously he's another one not doing socialism right. :naughty: witter.com/WCKitchen/stat9383797731201024 Soldiers abandon posts. bc.netin-america-47343918 It appears that Maduro has ordered attacks...

Meyers is such a hard-bodied brute, he is on the verge of turning me. *swoon* https://i.imgur.com/pD5aQLE.png Seriously, what is the sad old fucker thinking when he posts this shit? That Becky is going to read it and come sprinting over to Hootville, Minnesota to suck on his wizened little bellend? ...

Son in law took the killers out at the weekend, the ferrets first time out, little Patterdale's second (knackered him out bless him) and the big old Lurcher is a master. Daughter assures me this isn't even half the catch, he gives most of them to his mate as she wont touch them so he guts and freez...

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:00 pm
Kiwi radio host interviews Socjus fool who knows he's losing the argument badly about Jordan Peterson but won't admit defeat.

What's a "priss ruloyse"?

And why is he "sijisting" something about it?

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Service Dog wrote: ↑"The guy who played Juror #11 in an episode of Law & Order showed me his cock."
That actually happened.

Was it Mariska Hargitay? I always had my suspicions...

Sigh.

Twitter really is cunts all the way down.

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I was idly toying with the Globe & Mail's webpage this morning, and spotted a Margaret Wente headline that looked interesting, but it had the little key icon under it that signifies subscribers only. That itself is curious, as the G&M has tried to rid itself of her as she doesn't align with their p...

Service Dog wrote: ↑ What color was the sea lion? :whistle:

Unknown, but sources report seeing a flash of red as it dived back under water, and hearing a lilting Gaelic voice on the wind.

<<<POST REMOVED FOR POSSIBLE DOXXING RISK>>>
FT: 2019-02-08

According to the Liam Kubler Neeson Ross stages of triggering, I have reached the stage* where my anti-black rage falls into perspective against other blights to my neighborhood. Such as this t-shirt in a boutique window. https://i.imgur.com/wwfHx8a.jpg *Level 4: Street-Fashion-Smellody aka P-PTSD ...

Service Dog is Liam Neeson AICMFP.

https://i.imgur.com/5Hr7KHI.jpg

The troupe is very small these days and they seem to be lacking in bile of olden days. Such is the problem when baboons are housed in a confined space, and by their violent nature isolate themselves from incoming fresh members. They become lethargic and despondent. Good thing that you've now got pl...

The troupe is very small these days and they seem to be lacking in bile of olden days. Such is the problem when baboons are housed in a confined space, and by their violent nature isolate themselves from incoming fresh members. They become lethargic and despondent.

One of Meyers's commenters has just self-identified as an Islamophobe. :shock: :? :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/mJ3tTvs.png

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Ape+lust wrote: ↑ Just got back from my 4th followup at the cancer center. I'm still clean and clear. Another 3 years and I can quit flying out of town for this stuff. That'll be the day I get hit by a bus :D

Great news Ape! Very happy indeed to hear it. Glad to hear your docs are keeping an eye on things. :D

Glad to hear that pitters health problems have been clearing up recently. Ha, latest news is that now I can say "Yes, propofol," when asked whether I have any adverse reactions to drugs. For each of my prior bum snakes (apart from the first - no sedation) I've had fentanyl and midazolam. This time ...

Hello comrades. I return, fully fitted with a new liver following my transplant. 1 week out from surgery and feeling alive. This is hard work so just to let you know it went well. Write more later days maybe.

Well here's something that's real: in a couple weeks I get a new liver put in me from a real, living person. So fucking close now. I'll be silent for a while. I will leave instructions with my wife that if I don't make it through the op she is to come here and let you know. Have a great Christmas wh...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ It's Friday, so an early merry christmas to all you giant pricks! May Santa shove something special in your ... uh ... stocking.

I hope we can all come together behind these guys.

And on that note...I saw 'The Quatermass Xperiment' (without the 'e') recently. The main actor was- Richard Wordsworth (I'd say 'no relation' - but in actual fact he was the the great-great-grandson of that other guy). So I'll be thinking of you guys as I wander lonely as a giant cactus monster fro...

Feeding old man through a tube for over a month now. He can no longer stand up from a chair unassisted. I have to push him up some stairs to get him into his armchair and then bed. Which has its own rewards. My face is at his ass level. And with each step, there is a pensioner fart, as fresh as a s...

Not for me, chef - I'm full. Watched various videos like the above (back in the day) and even though they're great for steeling the troops, the lingering effects take years to depart. Me neither, I remember my macabre curiosity getting the better of me when Nick Berg met his unfortunate end and reg...

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Crap -- did I just doxx?

You dixxed him.

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Jesus Christ.

"Future cross-referencing."

https://i.imgur.com/3SNMnMB.png

Life imitates 'Shop art.

Becky is morphing into an Ape-like caricature of herself.

https://i.imgur.com/norkdSS.png

Oh shit.... My wife, daughter, and I were watching old TV shows on cable and this episode of "Sanford and Son" came on. Haha. I almost can't believe this was on live prime time TV in the 70s. Shit..... we laughed and laughed. My 25 year old daughter was almost stupefied. Shit was funny. No wonder I...

comhcinc wrote: ↑
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑ Tigzy mentioned over the last few days his part in this. He'd be the one able to clarify.
I think I might have sent an email or a tweet. I don't remember.

https://media.giphy.com/media/2hzvgVfCd ... /giphy.gif

Tigzy mentioned over the last few days his part in this. He'd be the one able to clarify.

https://i.imgur.com/7YU40dQ.png Thank gods. I was worried I was wrong about Little Paul throwing him under the bus, but he finally returned to his loathsome form. Problem is, grenades are notoriously difficult to control once thrown. Unless the thrower is such an incompetent, bumbling fuckwit that ...

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Front page headline in today's Guardian. Racist Britain - Black person mistaken for an employee rather than a customer. Where is the British Rosa Parks who will stand up and say 'Sorry. I don't know where the tins of tomato soup are. I don't work here.'? The same thin happens to me on occasion and ...

Destroying the reputation of sci-comm superstars makes for some strange bedfellows... :twatson: d4m10n is a cappuccino hipster, This is a chickenshit that will never commit to anything. He'll sell you or any belief he claims to hold as soon as it get serious. He runs like a Bangkok toilet. Has same...

I look forward to hearing Becky's take on the NdT (her friend) accusations, after all she was so sure that Brett Kavanaugh's accuser was being truthful because a woman must be believed on such things right? I expect tumble weed. Some one with access to her - should alert her of the plight of the co...

https://i.imgur.com/TfAI0U3.png

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ Christmas has come a few weeks early for the cuckfriend .. or Indy :?

The Minnesotan Spunk Dumpling.

Meyers has a post up with the ridiculously overblown and self-worthy title of "I am satisfied by Neil deGrasse Tyson’s response". Like this white man has the final say on whether a black man is guilty or not of sexual misconduct against women, and we should read his pronouncement and take heed. Ther...

Ape+lust wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:48 am

I gots cuntitis!

(Good on you for looking after the horses! After calamities there are always too many animals that come to a nasty end.) I run a horse rescue now, so it's kinda my job. Do you get help from your neighbors, or do they bridle at the suggestion? They are chomping at the bit to help. But I'm sure Matt ...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Ape+lust wrote: ↑ (Good on you for looking after the horses! After calamities there are always too many animals that come to a nasty end.)
I run a horse rescue now, so it's kinda my job.

Do you get help from your neighbors, or do they bridle at the suggestion?

You might wonder why the fuck Meyers is writing about some idiot broad who named her daughter "Abcde" and then got pissy when people laughed at her child. Then you remember that he has just had a grandson called Knut, and that he himself called the kid "Kunt" on a social media post. https://i.imgur....

It's okay when Neil does it.

https://i.imgur.com/X9ESBnl.png

Welcome home, Matt.

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