If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Keating wrote: ↑ The waters shall turn red as blood, and firstborns will all die.

And the lament of the vimmin. Dat is gut.

2020 sure has turned out to be fun times, hasn't it. Remember when in 2016 Bowie died and everyone thought it was the suckiest year evah? Well 2016 doesn't have anything on 2020, and it's not even half over yet! What will the next half year bring forth?

John D wrote: ↑and I am armed....

Black folk gonna git ye anyhoo. Whazzat behin ya?

John D wrote: ↑ America ... fuck yeah! Gotta say ... I teared up a bit watching the dragon launch.

and how strange.... it is like the 1960s again. Riots in the cities and men launching into space.

No assassinations though. :cry:

Note to Secret Service: I have no intentions to harm the president.

I say, I say, it's dark in heah. I think I'll light a match.

"Five Gun" doesn't have the right ring to it.

But the MPD has been a disaster for decades. Police brutality is rampant, citizen's complaints are ignored. "Five Gun" doesn't have the right ring to it. Matt "Shoot 'em up, six gun" Cavanaugh cites police b-b-brutality?? What's the world coming to? Yeeeeee haaawwwwwh. I've only ever fired five-rou...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ But the MPD has been a disaster for decades. Police brutality is rampant, citizen's complaints are ignored.

Matt "Shoot 'em up, six gun" Cavanaugh cites police b-b-brutality?? What's the world coming to?
Yeeeeee haaawwwwwh.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ As I think I mentioned recently, insults directed at my mother or my horses I do take personally.

I know. She talks in her sleep.

(And I don't mean your mare. Cutting that rejoinder off at the knees.)

On another topic. I love me some Victor Davis Hanson. Darling of the anti-immigrant right. Closet racist and race nationalist. Hates Messicans. "They tuuerk ur jerrrrbs!!" (Sorry, the pasty lib had to ruin it.) Did you bother to watch the video... or are you just bored and want to act like a dick? ...

John D wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:52 am

On another topic. I love me some Victor Davis Hanson.

Darling of the anti-immigrant right. Closet racist and race nationalist. Hates Messicans. "They tuuerk ur jerrrrbs!!"

(Sorry, the pasty lib had to ruin it.)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Waking Up to Reality
Covid-19 exposes the American system’s systemic decay—and our need to update our understanding of the world.

You'd think they could come up with a name that doesn't sound like a cheap American malt liquor.

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ An important campaign message.

Sank yo, click ding-dong.

By the way, dispelling the notion that I'm a total liberal urban twit, I actually own two burros (donkeys). One is terribly allergic to ivermectin and once got a bad case of rhabdomyolysis from it. It was touch and go for a while, but she made it through. This was before we had her flown to Hawaii. ...

You're fucked. They will just shoot you, take your horse deworming medicine and your toilet paper stash. I can see the Sylvester Stallone adaptation now: "Ivermectin , but you-ver fucked..." You need more firepower, and now. This type of escalation can only lead one place. https://thebulletin.org/w...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ As a liberal I would advocate accurately targeted drone strikes rather than your understandable, but maybe excessive nuclear option.

I'm bleeding heart lib, against death penalty, pro gun control. But people who financially prey on the elderly should be put against a wall and shot with arrows.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ When I wear my protective mask in public I get a lot of odd looks.
COVFEFE-45 mask.PNG

Pulling a cart, tolling a bell, and shouting "bring out your dead" will make you the life of the party.

regarding the mask: with a virus such as covid-19 that has quite a long incubation period, and lots of asymptomatic cases, it's a protection for others, not for yourself. I wear a motorcycle mask (no other types available to the public). There has been evidence to suggest that initial viral load is...

The Stephen King novel beginneth:

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/maine-sheriff ... ories.html

Bhurzum wrote: ↑ Woohoo! The 'pit lives!

Hope everyone is well and keeping their chin up. Also, I hope the avatars return to the left - seeing them on the right makes my brain itch!

Preparing massive shit-post frenzy...wait out.

You can't do it on the right hand?

Lsuoma emailed: In a BAD car accident. Both femurs broken (multiple places). Tried to upgrade, but fucked it up, courtesy of Dilaudid. (PS - I enjoyed the Dilauid). Will try to repersonalize as I can. -- Thanks, The Management Jesus.I hope those bones are healing. May you be healed and all your bon...

Screwtape, You're in good company: Dan Patrick, Dennis Prager and Glenn Beck. :mrgreen: I second thoughtpolice; the virus might mutate. Also, I believe this is a good dry run for a more serious epidemic. This one has already shown that we're woefully unprepared. My third rebut is a little more specu...

I got an error message. Pit still isn't 100% Better hit it with more blow dryer.

I wonder if he used colloidal silver or a blow dryer.

Keating wrote: ↑ Toilet paper, rice, dry pasta, flour, vegetable oil, some canned goods and soaps and hand sanitisers were all unavailable at my usual supermarket.

Stay off the highways. You'll be fine.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... TnYfEbWnc4

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ I am given to understand that using a smaller plate and eating utensils can work wonders.

Also a tall skinny glass for (non-water) drinks.

That just means you go back for seconds and end up consuming twice as much.

Humans were never meant to consume over about 15 to 20 grams of sugar a day. With the modern western diet it's nearly impossible to get out of breakfast without consuming twice or thrice that. The indigenous people in my locale are plagued with obesity and diabetes, as are the majority of Americans ...

Bhurzum wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑I'll pre-empt burzhum here to say - I bet she does.
https://media.giphy.com/media/U1aN4HTfJ ... /giphy.gif

I know it's terribly patriarchal and chauvinistic, but angry Greta is adorable. She's like a pissed off kitten whose teeth are too small to break the skin.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
screwtape wrote: ↑ She has a remarkable degree of telecanthus. ?FAS
Uma Thurman anyone?

Nobody beats Jackie.
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/6d/45/e2/6d45 ... 1ad926.jpg

Nobody beats JFK for sanpaku either:

https://i.4pcdn.org/x/1515479741521.jpg

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Hey Marcus.

I survived your lack of input and contributed.

Dude needs a cold shower and a slap.

Find a small cabin in Montana. Occupy yourself with small projects involving wood and metal.

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ There is a new push by Abo activists to change the national anthem’s wording.

They want to change the words to Waltzing Matilda?

Once again, PZ proves he's King of The Self-Unaware:

https://web.archive.org/web/20200225091 ... -behavior/

Enquiring minds demand an answer. https://twitter.com/jasonau85/status/1229509784505683968?s=21 You straights get up to some sick stuff. I'm a tolerant guy. What consenting adults do isn't my business, but do you have to flaunt your lifestyle like that? Is no one concerned about the children? I can...

...... The first was a study which was actually based on 50 year old data that didn't get published at the time. Unlike most nutritional science studies, it was a clinical study rather than observational, and involved institutionalized patients. It showed a diet lower in saturated fat did indeed re...

At least that’s the theory. Add in calorie reduction and surely all bases are covered? Calorie restriction seems to be the one nutritional miracle known to humanity, since it's the only known way to slow aging, at least in animal studies. I have to say that knowing how the western diet may be killi...

It may also be of use for seniors, since research is increasingly showing brain insensitivity to insulin is a major cause of senility. A couple of teaspoons of this per day will ensure there is an alternative source of fuel for the brain. Exactly what I've been reading about the last month. This se...

And yes, I am a bit leery of all the saturated fats involved in the keto diet. It does fly in the face of the Standard American Diet (SAD). I'm not nearly well enough versed yet to give a substantive opinion, but when most everyone tells you that you're embarking on something that's going to give yo...

But this might still be preferable to trying to survive as long with NIDDM and obesity. The keto diet is the only thing which made me lose weight and brought my blood glucose levels under control, which means I can see a measurable benefit to this diet. For me, it's a no brainer for type 2 diabetci...

Anyone here doing the "ketogenic" diet and/or interested in discussing the merits/evils of a fat based diet? Just wondering since there's so many smartypants here.

Seems there was a brief paroxysm of discussion here on this about year ago, but nothing since.

At least 5-10 years of Tory Govt ? So be it. Will the Labour Party leadership actually come to its senses in that time? Hold my craft beer (ethically brewed ) the fight back starts here.... https://twitter.com/andrewdoyle_com/status/1205885787629330432?s=20 One rather hopes that dweeb's desire to v...

Sad news.Dr. Richard carrier PhD has dropped his lol suit against PZ and his merry band of baboons, and this time it looks for real. http://archive.is/tntye Meh, he was never going to win. The question was how long would he make PZ (et al) bleed? Three years deserves the Cross of Iron. :clap: Based...

Cautionary financial tale for anyone interested: Twenty years ago my mom bought a new car and must have opened a credit line at her bank to finance it. But, she never closed it and must not have paid the entire thing off, so maybe there was a few tens of dollars left in it. She also has a checking a...

Bhurzum wrote: ↑Subtension

This is about shooting a gun right?

Somehow this reminded me of PZ.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ (I still haven't 'come out' to my family -- they think I only have a paintball marker.)

Well, Thanksgiving is coming up. When you and your gun show up for dinner together I think they'll get the picture. You won't really have to say anything. Stay strong and prideful.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Hunt wrote: ↑ I knew it had to be the niggas' fault.
You seem obsessed with race. It's not healthy.

No, but I do know how to add 1 and 1 and get 2. I don't think I'd score too highly on the race obsessed index, for these modern times. Everyone is obsessed with race these days. It goes with the times.

John D wrote: ↑ She thinks it is weird when I dry fire practice in order to improve my grip and trigger pull. WTF!

Dry hump practice to improve your grip...now that would be weird.

Why so low? Because it's an aptitude test. And aptitude tests are essentially veiled Intelligence tests. And intelligence tests yield widely disparate results by race. And any employment test that yields disparate results by race is illegal (cf. Griggs v. Duke Power, 1971) To avoid running afoul of...

Another execution by another cop. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7566899/White-Texas-police-officer-fatally-shots-black-woman-28-inside-home.html Maybe the cop will go for the Guyger defense and claim that he and his fellow gang members thought they were returning back to their own house....

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑ :eusa-think:

To be said in Adam West voice: Riddle me this Robin! What is visible, but not seen...what is visible,...but not seen.

Airline flight insurance is a scam. That is all.

I couldn't normally give a shiny shit what atheist organizations get up to, but when they trigger Meyers like this, then they certainly get my attention. He "can't even", like a 15-year-old girl from 2012 :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: https://i.imgur.com/vWwWGYg.png I never seems to occur to PZ that so...

For Rebecca, $250 is a whole three minutes worth of flapping her lips on youtube.

Continuing in the theme of misogynistic bender, I'm watching Superman Returns (2006) for the first time. Brandon Routh is a very sympathetic Superman, very close to the gold standard set and unsurpassed by Christopher Reeve. It suddenly struck me that whole Superman/Clarke Kent ruse, that Kent is in...

Once again Stockholm snubs brave, fierce women physicists and chemists by not awarding in feminist astrophysics or battery chemistry. When will patriarchy's blood lust end?

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Floridians are all dumb.

2000 vote recount? Checkmate.

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ under which citizens are defenseless against home intrusion

And their own impulses. Wouldn't want to deprive them of the satisfaction of blowing away their family members.

Epilogue or perhaps epitaph to Matt and my discussion: https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-shot-killed-son-231745155.html This is the part that kills me, or rather Bergan: "But Dennis thought Bergan was the relative with whom he had previously argued and opened his door while armed." He has an ar...

Pfft, chick'll be out in less than three. The victim's bro already all but Jesus freak dry humped her in court. It's all a maudlin sob fest down there in TX. After that she come out with her NYT best seller: "Why Satan, alcohol and sexting made me shoot da nigga." She'll retire to Florida, and elect...

Once again PZ demonstrates that he's King of Cunts (KOC): When I compare the careers of two Harvard professors, Gould and Pinker, one of whom wrote two great books, The Mismeasure of Man and Ontogeny and Phylogeny, and a multitude of essays revealing his fundamental humanism, and the other of whom i...

...or I could have just said she's his niece.

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