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Did we cover Lead Belly and Lightnin' Hopkins yet?
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"honorable discharge" "when I come home" "I got spit on, actually spit on" "called a baby killer"
"honorable discharge" "when I come home" "I got spit on, actually spit on" "called a baby killer"
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Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Congrats on the lymphoma stuff.
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
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Ah, good old LiquiShits™. May your lymphopenia be prolonged!Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Fentanyl for the discomfort, and midazolam as an amnesiac (but not as an anxiolytic - I don't give a shit (SWIDT?).free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Congrats on the lymphoma stuff.
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
BTW, they only ram the lens up my arse, not the camera - I am grateful for this.
My first endoscopist was an attractive young lady called Lulu Iles-Shih. I had that procedure without any sedation, just so I could understand and learn. It was very injurious to my dignity to have her sticking a tube up my bum, especially as the procedure calls for ventilation to open the lumen, resulting in more or less continuous major farting, plus aqueous irrigation leading to water continually dribbling out the browneye.
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Wasn't she in the 1990 version of 'Total Recall', that weird looking woman who Arnie is disguised as?Ape+lust wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:27 amTheir Education Minister has no degree! :lol:shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ Sweden's new 'Culture Minister' is in danger of cultural appropriation. It also seems the they have learnt nothing from the previous few decades.
:lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0OGTI8lZpo
Have you seen the Belgian Minister of Health, Maggie de Block?
HAES all the way, baby. Just keep saying YES to fried potatoes until you radiate good health.
https://i.imgur.com/pu5shPW.jpg
:)
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Did someone say Lightnin Hopkins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATlJwKB8tsMatt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Did we cover Lead Belly and Lightnin' Hopkins yet?
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I did mine 2 years ago? I gather I'm in for a repeat in a year or so. In my procedure i got the fentanyl to the degree that I was aware , but not uncomfortable. They had a screen so I could watch the procedure and hear the explanation of what they were doing. I can't give enough praise for the professionalism of the the doctor, nurses, and how the system including patient education worked so well. It was something that I dreaded beforehand but I'm impressed how well efficiently it was carried out.Lsuoma wrote: ↑Fentanyl for the discomfort, and midazolam as an amnesiac (but not as an anxiolytic - I don't give a shit (SWIDT?).free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Congrats on the lymphoma stuff.
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
BTW, they only ram the lens up my arse, not the camera - I am grateful for this.
My first endoscopist was an attractive young lady called Lulu Iles-Shih. I had that procedure without any sedation, just so I could understand and learn. It was very injurious to my dignity to have her sticking a tube up my bum, especially as the procedure calls for ventilation to open the lumen, resulting in more or less continuous major farting, plus aqueous irrigation leading to water continually dribbling out the browneye.
Not that I'm looking forward to my next anal probe...
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If I had to do it (life) all over again, I would be a proctologist. I’ve learned that, no matter how bad the economy is, there’s always openings.Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
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My nephew wanted to be a proctologist, but the classes rectum.mordacious1 wrote: ↑If I had to do it (life) all over again, I would be a proctologist. I’ve learned that, no matter how bad the economy is, there’s always openings.Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
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The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.
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The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
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Oh, a fresh Muslim horror I'd never heard of before...
https://www.theguardian.com/global-deve ... ning-in-uk
https://www.theguardian.com/global-deve ... ning-in-uk
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The media's being predictably coy about this. The older guy, a 20 year old, has not been charged and he is from a family of Syrian refugees. The younger one cannot be named because of his age, and the news outlets aren't saying anything about his family. I'd risk a small flutter on his motivation, though.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Also 2 Syrian refugees arrested, one of them charged in connection with terrorism.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/2-arrests ... -1.4268282
In b4 Faith Goldy.
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But you get to meet your town's biggest assholes.mordacious1 wrote: ↑ The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
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My girlfriend's cousin was a proctology nurse. The advantage was that since no one else wanted it she could get a clinic job right away and have 9-5 hours instead of the usual nursing shift hours. She grew up on a farm so was not squeamish.Driftless wrote: ↑But you get to meet your town's biggest assholes.mordacious1 wrote: ↑ The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
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Driftless wrote: ↑But you get to meet your town's biggest assholes.mordacious1 wrote: ↑ The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
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Apparently from Wikipedia she has since Dec been moved to the post of Secretary of State for Asylum and Migration.Ape+lust wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:27 amTheir Education Minister has no degree! :lol:shoutinghorse wrote: ↑ Sweden's new 'Culture Minister' is in danger of cultural appropriation. It also seems the they have learnt nothing from the previous few decades.
:lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0OGTI8lZpo
Have you seen the Belgian Minister of Health, Maggie de Block?
HAES all the way, baby. Just keep saying YES to fried potatoes until you radiate good health.
https://i.imgur.com/pu5shPW.jpg
I understand a fork-lift truck was used for the cabinet reshuffle.
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Initially, the press said that unconfirmed reports that he was a Syrian refugee too and although I didn't hear them withdraw it, I didn't hear them repeat it either.screwtape wrote: ↑The media's being predictably coy about this. The older guy, a 20 year old, has not been charged and he is from a family of Syrian refugees.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Also 2 Syrian refugees arrested, one of them charged in connection with terrorism.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/2-arrests ... -1.4268282
In b4 Faith Goldy.
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The younger one cannot be named because of his age, and the news outlets aren't saying anything about his family. I'd risk a small flutter on his motivation, though.
As you mentioned, the older guy and his family was sponsored by the Kingston area Anglican and Catholic churches. I guess they didn't hear the bit about not bringing in muslim terrorists in order to maintain trad/con values. :snooty:
There has been controversy over the years about how church groups tend to do a poor job of vetting the people they bring in and it seems when you hear about a problem refugee they had more often than not been sponsored by a church group.
Around the time of the boat people crisis, we received a wave of Vietnamese refugees that were mostly good people, but the local churches sponsored a group that included about 50 organized criminals from the same gang along with their boss. Without going into a lot of details I can only say they caused a lot of grief in the local community , destroying local resource harvesting jobs while using them to launder heroin and cocaine profits, murdering people, hanging around local schools selling hard drugs, committing murders, selling contaminated, illegally harvested seafood, large scale poaching, and the vandalism and dumping they did in local forests caused the access for much of our beautiful area to be blocked for use by locals.
I suspect that these church types are so blinded by their righteous compassion and the Jesus in their hearts they are easy marks for the worst criminals. They need to change the rules around sponsorship and really tighten up the vetting around letting refugees into the country. We won't be able to stop all of the problematic types from coming in but can definitely do a better job.
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Know your pronouns. :naughty:
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To the tune of I'm a Man:
I'm a ma'am yes I am
and you can't help but insult me so...
I'm a ma'am yes I am
and you can't help but insult me so...
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English speakers can't even get the pronouns 'who' and 'whom' correct.
Let's teach people that first, and then we can get on to harder pronouns.
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Or you could start with thee and thine.
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Just an another day on the roads of Kent. :whistle:
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Well Australia Day was cool.
We had 5000 people in Sydney forgoing celebration in favour of mourning at the Invasion Day rally. Nice.
SMH was in media blackout until if could report the protests. And use “Genocide”. There’s a positive MSM agenda.
There was a push to match every Aussie flag handout with an Aboriginal flag. Inclusive.
I’m still trying to parse the sight of a group of very Japanese gentlemen wandering about with said Abo battle-colours.
However.
The lady crooning “I am aboriginal” down at the Rocks was in tune. And had a quisling smoke dude with her
The FA18s gave me a woody.
The diversity barriers were deftly handled
The beer was cold in inverse proportion to the heat.
I waved 2x Aussie flags - unabashedly
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But really. The standout moment was this.
Unlike in 1988 (bicentennial) this time we had “gates” and bag searches before we were privileged to enter Circulr Quay.
The dude poking my man-bag for bombs was a fiercely bearded Muslim who call me “Brother”. My wife and daughter were vetted by a lady in a hijab.
The absolute fucking irony.
http://i.imgur.com/IprtWON.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZExoKbD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QIIqiSe.jpg
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This was not me leaving with my second unauthorised Aussie flag
http://i.imgur.com/MbeA8VD.jpg
We had 5000 people in Sydney forgoing celebration in favour of mourning at the Invasion Day rally. Nice.
SMH was in media blackout until if could report the protests. And use “Genocide”. There’s a positive MSM agenda.
There was a push to match every Aussie flag handout with an Aboriginal flag. Inclusive.
I’m still trying to parse the sight of a group of very Japanese gentlemen wandering about with said Abo battle-colours.
However.
The lady crooning “I am aboriginal” down at the Rocks was in tune. And had a quisling smoke dude with her
The FA18s gave me a woody.
The diversity barriers were deftly handled
The beer was cold in inverse proportion to the heat.
I waved 2x Aussie flags - unabashedly
......
But really. The standout moment was this.
Unlike in 1988 (bicentennial) this time we had “gates” and bag searches before we were privileged to enter Circulr Quay.
The dude poking my man-bag for bombs was a fiercely bearded Muslim who call me “Brother”. My wife and daughter were vetted by a lady in a hijab.
The absolute fucking irony.
http://i.imgur.com/IprtWON.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZExoKbD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QIIqiSe.jpg
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This was not me leaving with my second unauthorised Aussie flag
http://i.imgur.com/MbeA8VD.jpg
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I’m assuming this is a positive KPI set against a larger cogent plan?
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Giant Cricketsx Overrunning Sydney!
That would make a good movie.
That would make a good movie.
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These people would probably attend.
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There might be hope for humanity after all....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsW8K9kQK0
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My dog is scared of the pet hedgehog... haha.
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My dog is scared of nothing. Which is alarming, because she's five pounds and six teeth. Today she had to be restrained from attacking a husky that shits bigger than her. She barks when the cats get too close, but they've figured out that she's no threat and simply ignore her or bobble her head. She thinks she's fearsome, but that self-image is sheer delusion.
Somehow I have to socialize her with other dogs. Not been a rousing success so far.
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Just to keep thing going...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA4jfEOanIk
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I saw him on that tour with the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. The first half of the set was JSBX and the last half was them backing up RL. It was in some shitty club as it should have been.TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ Just to keep thing going...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA4jfEOanIk
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I believe that is a West African practise. Camaroon is where I first heard of it.Hunt wrote: ↑ Oh, a fresh Muslim horror I'd never heard of before...
https://www.theguardian.com/global-deve ... ning-in-uk
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A little live for the blues harp.
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A little more love, along with some solid advice.
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Riveting stuff!Brive1987 wrote: ↑This was not me leaving with my second unauthorised Aussie flag
http://i.imgur.com/MbeA8VD.jpg
How about our Regimental hero (/cough) Ensign Ewart, shown poking a Frenchie in the throat whilst claiming their standard at Waterloo...
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d9/f4/d1/d9f4 ... c-wars.jpg
"One made a thrust at my groin, I parried him off and cut him down through the head. A lancer came at me - I threw the lance off by my right side and cut him through the chin and upwards through the teeth. Next, a foot soldier fired at me and then charged me with his bayonet, which I also had the good luck to parry, and then I cut him down through the head"
Zut alors! :P
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Very “Sharpes Eagle”.Bhurzum wrote: ↑Riveting stuff!
How about our Regimental hero (/cough) Ensign Ewart, shown poking a Frenchie in the throat whilst claiming their standard at Waterloo...
[img]https..://i.pinimg.com/474x/d9/f4/d1/d9f4d186c17681f9d4655326af3be868--battle-of-waterloo-napoleonic-wars.jpg[/img]
"One made a thrust at my groin, I parried him off and cut him down through the head. A lancer came at me - I threw the lance off by my right side and cut him through the chin and upwards through the teeth. Next, a foot soldier fired at me and then charged me with his bayonet, which I also had the good luck to parry, and then I cut him down through the head"
Zut alors! :P
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We used to call them Chardonnay Socialists. It’s a progressive dinner party firing napalm based virtue flares. They want to burn Western society with absolutely no expectation that anything negative will happen (to them) as we redistribute money and power from rich-fucks to a charity of their choice.
Ultimately they have far less respect for liberal democracy than the alt-lites who see lib-dem as working best within an extant cohesive society.
Ultimately they have far less respect for liberal democracy than the alt-lites who see lib-dem as working best within an extant cohesive society.
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Yesterdays Chardonnay Socialist is todays Avacado Liberal.
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What fresh SM hell is “tiktok” ?
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This is from a Kent history forum I frequent. Women think they don't get justice now? Just thank their lucky stars they weren't alive in 1885. :o
(Stroud is a misspelling and is actually Strood in Kent and not Stroud in Gloucestershire)
https://i.imgur.com/VMauU5i.jpg
(Stroud is a misspelling and is actually Strood in Kent and not Stroud in Gloucestershire)
https://i.imgur.com/VMauU5i.jpg
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh please please please, if there is any justice in this world then Literally Wu will win a seat in Congress.
PS: If you are on Twatter and you are not following Titania McGrath something went wrong with your life choices.