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Post by AndrewV69 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:50 am

@Phil,

Say hello to that Gefawn guy from me OK?

(better late than never?)

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Post by Bhurzum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:59 am

Service Dog wrote: Regenbogen = Rainbow
Rot und Grun und Blau und gelb!

*clicks heels*

ICH CAN PAINT EIN REGENBOGEN!

*nazi salute*

https://i.redd.it/9kp6jux3dlnz.jpg

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Post by Service Dog » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:36 am

Nicht Nicht Gruppen-Gropen Schwimmen-Wimmen Verbotten

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... thers.html

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Post by Bhurzum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:47 am

Service Dog wrote: Nicht Nicht Gruppen-Gropen Schwimmen-Wimmen Verbotten

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... thers.html
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02 ... 168432.jpg

Christ on a bike - she(?) could melt steel beams with that face! Fit for role, 100% fit for role.

2/10 - would not grope.

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Post by Service Dog » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:54 am

The tattoo above her left knee sez "White Trash".

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Post by InfraRedBucket » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:21 am

If you thought the recent Ghostbusters remake was bad wait til you see the follow up...

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Post by Service Dog » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:19 pm

Gruesome faces, but-- from the neck-down-- I've got no problem with that Swedish Bikini Team.
Unlike a muslim, I'm not inclined 'solve' the problem with beheadings.

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Post by MarcusAu » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:29 pm

Ahh, they look fine. Certainly no worse than 'Hatchet Face' in John Waters 'Crybaby' for instance.

A bunch of working class women - doing some good in the world. And most likely they have a good sense of humour too.


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Post by Service Dog » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:43 pm

Turn offs: swimming pool creeps
Turn ons: BBQ & videogame bowling.


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Post by Bhurzum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:01 pm

MarcusAu wrote: Ahh, they look fine. Certainly no worse than 'Hatchet Face' in John Waters 'Crybaby' for instance.

A bunch of working class women - doing some good in the world. And most likely they have a good sense of humour too.
That feminist tattoo is like the neon colours on poisonous frogs - a stark warning to avoid all contact. Don't worry though, I'm sure the arrangement is mutually agreeable and the misandric skank welcomes the notion. All feminists (male and female) should have that retarded symbol carved into their forehead.

As for having a sense of humour...fucking lol!

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Post by MarcusAu » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:06 pm

I can dream...

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Post by Bhurzum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:57 pm

MarcusAu wrote: I can dream...
In colour?

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:15 pm

We've just finished watching the Waco miniseries. It was very well done, in terms of directing, acting, and writing, but it appears quite different from what was reported about it, at the time of the siege and afterwards. At least from what I remember.

Even though thru to the end of the last episode I was thinking "that's bullshit propaganda", based on what I knew about the events, I now think I'm going to need a bit more reading on the subject to get some perspective.

Probably means in the end it's achieved its goal.

I'd recommend it, if only for the above-mentioned strong points.

And yes, we've watched Chernobyl, and plan on watching it again soon. Just great.

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Post by Bhurzum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:28 pm

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: And yes, we've watched Chernobyl, and plan on watching it again soon. Just great.

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Post by Sulman » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:52 pm

It's so bizarre that you can have bikini bearing bouncers on one hand but completely fail to acknowledge the ideology that necessitates them.

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Post by Bhurzum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:48 pm

Uh-oh, looks like Titania has competition...



:o

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Post by MarcusAu » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:11 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: I can dream...
In colour?
You can't be aposematic without being a little batrachian. Perhaps even squamous.

I try to be a little less judgemental of the degeneracy of others than some.

The sea calls to us all.

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Post by MarcusAu » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:14 pm

Sulman wrote: It's so bizarre that you can have bikini bearing bouncers on one hand but completely fail to acknowledge the ideology that necessitates them.
Watch it with the hands.

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Post by Lsuoma » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:03 pm

MarcusAu wrote: Perhaps even squamous.

I try to be a little less judgemental of the degeneracy of others than some.

The sea calls to us all.
Rugose too?

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:34 am

Lesbian London bus attack update:

Perps ran off but the cops arrived immediately, four men atacked them yet five have been arrested but not charged. (The attack happened a fortnight ago) No footage released even though London is the most surveilled city in the world and each London bus has several cameras. And now suddenly it's all Boris Johnson's fault for something he said about gay marriage back in 2001.

Lesbian smollett?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... k-out.html

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:37 am

*Apologies, 5 teenagers HAVE been charged with robbery.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:27 am

shoutinghorse wrote: Lesbian London bus attack update:

Perps ran off but the cops arrived immediately, four men atacked them yet five have been arrested but not charged. (The attack happened a fortnight ago) No footage released even though London is the most surveilled city in the world and each London bus has several cameras. And now suddenly it's all Boris Johnson's fault for something he said about gay marriage back in 2001.

Lesbian smollett?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... k-out.html
Lesbian Ordeal "Bus Bang Theory" [R9252]
1st Revision 15/06/2019

Cold Open

Fade In

1. Upper Deck Of London Bus - Night

Two openly gay womyn are sitting together and bravely watching the city streets pass them by. It's quite late and although tired looking, both womyn appear to be quite content and in good spirits.

2. Upper Deck Of London Bus - Night (Continues)

Five teenage MEN bustle up the stairs and after evilly looking about, sit next to and around the gay womyn. All five appear to be blatantly heterosexual and unashamedly CIS.

MAN one - We're going to primarily target you because we are MEN and you are women whom we view as sexual objects

MAN two - Also, about a decade ago, Boris Johnson said something homophobic so clearly you're asking for it!

Fade Out To The Sounds Of Heteronormative Violence And Screaming Womyn

(Leaked scene from pilot episode of show coming soon to the BBC)

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Post by Sulman » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:53 am

Todays' IDF image to balance those burly Swedes:
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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:26 am

Could we have a separate thread for a Shayna Madls of the IDF collection, a place to go to lift one's spirits*?



* among other things lifted.

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Post by CommanderTuvok » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:31 am

Anybody notice that Colon has jumped to the defence of that NSPCC that uploaded rubber-suit wank pictures to the webz, originally said to be from his workplace, but after an "investigation", was apparently taken somewhere else, and don't worry folks - it was "tomfoolery".

Oolon and his fellow creeps have always been a bit creepy in a paedo way.

https://i.imgur.com/4gk27p4.jpg

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:39 am

Sulman wrote: Todays' IDF image to balance those burly Swedes:
If she's going to lean against the wagon, she can first-parade the bastard.

(or let me dip her levels!)

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Post by screwtape » Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:24 am

Lsuoma wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: Perhaps even squamous.

I try to be a little less judgemental of the degeneracy of others than some.

The sea calls to us all.
Rugose too?
Only if the water's cold.

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Post by mordacious1 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:57 am

Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.

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Post by MarcusAu » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:35 am

shoutinghorse wrote: ...5 teenagers HAVE been charged with robbery.
Something to consider next time you are tempted to steal a kiss.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:53 am

mordacious1 wrote: Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
3.6 roentgen - not great, not terrible.

:dance:

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:11 am

Wrongthink


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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:02 pm

mordacious1 wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:57 am
Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
Picture 7 seems unlikely to have been taken in June 2019. The New Safe Confinement has been in place since September 2018.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... t_2017.jpg

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Post by Service Dog » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:08 pm

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
John D picked the right week to stop consuming internet.


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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:18 pm

Service Dog wrote: I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
John D picked the right week to stop consuming internet.
I have a really strange problem with Tim Pool - apart from his habitual fence-sitting, I'm suffering from a Pavlovian response to seeing him on-screen. I watched a vid of someone swiping his beanie to reveal his shiny-as-fuck bald head. Holy fuck, that beanie works miracles! Without it, he looks old as fuck. Anyway, he went from 0 to 100 mega-hulks on the saltometer and totally spazzed out.

Now I'm fucked - I want to see that happen to him in every vid he makes...

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1494699605357s.jpg

Just shave your nut, dude, embrace your slap-head!

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Post by Lsuoma » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:41 pm

It's not a beanie, it's a knit cap.

But yes, with the chrome dome he looks forty years older.

What he needs is the POSPOTUS-approved Shredded Wheat Syrup.


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Post by Pitchguest » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:48 pm

Mike Pondsmith, co-creator of Cyberpunk 2077 and creator of pen and paper Cyberpunk 2020, is a goddamn prophet.

This is an excerpt from the Cyberpunk 2020 manual written in 1995.
"It is now accepted among historical scholars that in the decades before the Collapse, America suffered from the sicknesses of racism and "cultural identity." Everyone wanted to be seen as special. Every group had to be "equal" to or preferably better than its neighbors, and fought to protect its "special" rights. If anyone had something that someone else wanted, they were painted as racist, sexist, elitist or worse. This divisive "me first" attitude eventually tore the fabric of American culture apart and caused it to self-destruct in a fireball of competing ideologies, none of which truly recognized each other's validity. Diversity led inexorably to anarchy."
It's like he knew.

And here's another about trangenderism in San Francisco.
"The FemiNazis are the SanFran Integrated Hub's glamour Blitzkrieg, a violent, dolled-up trangender Wehrmacht on spike heels, bringing random hate crimes to the city streets and classic disco hits to the racially pure and sexually ambiguous.

Originally a risqué burlesque cabaret piece in SanFran S&M clubs fronted by a transvestite torch singer with a slightly unhealthy obsession with the imagery of the Third Reich, the FemiNazis' lewd mix of sinister sex and show tunes began to attract a mixed gender crowd of imitators and obsessive fans. As the audiences grew, so did the egos, and soon Adele Himmler and her Joy Division Chorus had gone from being harmless entertainers to dangerous demagogues encouraging midnight torch-lit rallies and tasteless Reich-themed dance parties. It didn't take long for the joke to turn sour and the victimization to start as Adele led ethnic purges of her crowds. At first she turned people out of the venue, arbitrarily selecting which group the rest of the crowd was to persecute that night, but soon her hateful jeering encouraged more violence and things quickly got nasty.

Most of the FemiNazis are posers attracted to the drug-fueled hedonism and party ... (cuts off)"
Replace spike heels with neon-coloured hair and Nazism with intersectionality and torch-lights with pussy hats and there you have it.

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Post by MarcusAu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:19 am

I suspect that with the (perhaps insurmountable) obstacles that reality places in the way of some people achieving their goals - that the worlds of fiction provide a irresistible lure.
not-Tennyson wrote: ...only in their dreams can men be truly free
That and they get to assert their social dominance in the communities that form around such things.


It's a bit like believing in Hell - because not one guilty person (if that's not a redundancy) should go unpunished.

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:30 am

Lsuoma wrote: It's not a beanie, it's a knit cap.

But yes, with the chrome dome he looks forty years older.

What he needs is the POSPOTUS-approved Shredded Wheat Syrup.
If Tim Pool met the Pit.


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Post by MarcusAu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:47 am

Lucien Greaves is currently doing the press tour promoting the 'Hail Satan' documentary.

I thought the following segment on the UK 'Good Morning Britain' TV show was interesting - mostly because of how it was framed and by what was not said more than what was.

From the looks of it none of the presenters were christian - and the issues raised were carefully interpreted to be a criticism of US christians - not of religion in general. I could see the grinding of teeth at times as the presenters tried to avoid engaging in any way that could be seen as controversial or which would challenge their own beliefs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n146eWwe6k

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Post by MarcusAu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:50 am

Speaking of transgender issues - as we so often are.

I always though that KiwiInAustralia guy (aka KIA) sounds like a bird.

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Post by KiwiInOz » Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:53 am

MarcusAu wrote: Speaking of transgender issues - as we so often are.

I always though that KiwiInAustralia guy (aka KIA) sounds like a bird.
On the internet no one knows that you're an old broiler.

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Post by jugheadnaut » Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:22 am

jugheadnaut wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:21 am
Bhurzum wrote: Just binge-watched "Chernobyl" - cannot recommend it highly enough. Very strong cast, almost every face you see is well-known, the production value looks through the roof (it's HBO) and the whole thing is a gritty warts-and-all account of the circumstances surrounding the Chernobyl disaster. Seriously folks, if you enjoy grim TV, you'll eat this up...

Best thing on TV for a long, long time.
Definitely going to watch it anyway, but here's an overlong Thuderfoot video on how the nuclear science in the movie is about on the level of Twin Peaks: The Return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsdLDFtbdrA&t=1614s
Finally watched it, and it is as good as advertised. I think Thunderfoot's criticism of the series is mostly wrongheaded, in that the secondary explosion scenarios were not presented as fact, but as something Soviet nuclear scientists were telling the Central Committee. Granted, these scientists were presented as competent and truth seeking, but also as not being certain as to what the worst case scenario was, as this was an entirely unprecedented situation. They also had to spur a corrupt, deeply sclerotic bureaucracy which was in full CYA mode into action. The series leaves it as an open question as to whether they were being knowingly alarmist to accomplish this, but it's certainly consistent with the overarching themes.

Back in the '80s, when being anti-nuclear power was the default left-wing position, the narrative of how close the Chernobyl disaster was to a full scale planetary emergency was useful, and hence had staying power. Heck, even the earlier 3-Mile Island disaster, which was orders of magnitude less serious, was sometimes presented as a near extinction level event. Thunderfoot's video is a good debunking of this narrative, which still exists, even if it fails as criticism of the series.

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Post by InfraRedBucket » Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:30 am

So this school has a transgender disabled duck - and the kidsseem to the be misgendering xir

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-englan ... r-pet-duck

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:22 am

I had a dream last night that Nigel Farage was standing at a lecturn beside the god emperor in the White house garden, after the Donald welcomed the "New PM of Great Britain" Farage waffled on about the great links between the two countries blah blah and then said a trade deal would mean we could sell the Yanks our great British cuisine like Fish & chips, Spotted Dick and Bangers & Mash. Then Piers Morgan came along with a slide show to explain just what Bangers & Mash was whilst Oprah WInfrey (who looked nothing like Oprah Winfrey btw) suddenly turned up as the real president instead of the Donald and promptly had Piers Morgan arrested and Nigel Farage was told to take his British cuisine and return to merry 'ol England.

I did eat some cheese on toast for supper but I still think I might be going a bit mad. :?

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Post by MarcusAu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:03 am

Sulman wrote: Todays' IDF image to balance those burly Swedes:
5abad6a4c9b4c1ef1acb1817d4593c59.jpg
Do they have a no-hair-pulling rule in combat?

It's not the sort of thing you'd have to worry about if it was 10,000 Tim Poole's being sent to the front line.

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Post by MarcusAu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:15 am

shoutinghorse wrote: I did eat some cheese on toast for supper but I still think I might be going a bit mad.
You rare-bit fiend, you.


Speaking of fever-dreams - I always thought it's not really authentic Benny Hill until Bob Todd turns up in black-face.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:54 am

MarcusAu wrote: Do they have a no-hair-pulling rule in combat?

It's not the sort of thing you'd have to worry about if it was 10,000 Tim Poole's being sent to the front line.
Oh you bastard! You nearly got me - my coffee cup had almost made it to my mouth as I read that! Close but no cigar...

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Post by SM1957 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:00 am

Left wing Twitter is in meltdown because Trump retweeted a Katie Hopkins tweet detailing how many people were stabbed and shot in 29 hours in the London of Sadiq Khan.

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Post by screwtape » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:39 am

If you're in the mood for more core content:


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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by Keating » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:53 pm

Finally found a sport I'm prepared to sit down and watch with a beer:


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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by mordacious1 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:28 pm

Certainly something I could get behind.

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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by Hunt » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:02 am


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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:29 am

Keating wrote: Finally found a sport I'm prepared to sit down and watch with a beer:

Is this a legit sport?
Are there regional and national teams?
Do they need any physiotherapists?

Asking for myself!

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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by shoutinghorse » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:48 am

Is there a scissoring competition afterwards?

Also asking for myself :drool:

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:18 am

Slap a wig on and you can find out for yourself.

Based on past performance, I reckon the East German team, or at least the Swedish contingent, would dominate in this competition.

Perhaps even athletically.

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Post by shoutinghorse » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:46 am

Can any techies out there in pitland tell me why GIF's aren't playing on twiiter via my laptop but on other platforms like facebook they do?

:think:

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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:45 am

shoutinghorse wrote:
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:46 am
Can any techies out there in pitland tell me why GIF's aren't playing on twiiter via my laptop but on other platforms like facebook they do?

:think:
You'll need to reset your DIP switches.

caveat: I haven't been considered a 'techie' since the late 1980's.

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