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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:29 am

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: The issue with the trans types though is that they come with a propensity for very expensive and time wasting issues which the military can get saddled with. Justicar did a good video on the issue. His argument, which I agree with, is that the military has a duty to be as effective as possible and in accordance with that principle they should not be recruiting from a demographic which is statistically likely to waste resources when there is no need to do so. Trans people are many times more likely to suffer mental issues and once in, the military is saddled with the responsibility to support them if they transition. Increased psychological screening is not a solution because it would impose a great cost and be of dubious effectiveness.
It's a very complex subject, many moving parts, some connected - others not.

When you boil it down to the bones, the Army "line" is pretty standard - we don't care as long as you can do your job. However, I know for a fact, out of sight of the public and media, the actual facts are very different. "Duty of care" is profanity, "bullying" is justified (I agree with this under very specific circumstances) and all of your baggage (anything not-standard) can be used as ammunition to sack you.

Don't forget - there are many ways to skin a cat and the best way is making it skin itself.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:31 am

shoutinghorse wrote: How many migrant turds did she & her geeky chums have to step over on route to the piano bar on Friday night I wonder. :twatson:

https://i.imgur.com/Nwu0U43.jpg
Man, I'd pay good money to see those freaks wander into a garrison bar!

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:56 am

Absolutely not a dictatorship...
THE German state of Saxony is set to criminalise the destruction of the EU flag, meaning those who damage the emblem could face up to three years behind bars.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics ... any-saxony

;)

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:00 pm

Justin no mates. :lol:


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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:01 pm

lol...sorry for spamming shit but this was too good not to share!


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Post by Lsuoma » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:56 pm

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:42 am
Bhurzum wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:57 pm
shoutinghorse wrote: What you say Bhurzo, is the Army fucked?

youtube.com/watch?v=bvt5ksL0-Fw
Well, as I've said here before: these adverts (and press reports featuring talking heads from the MOD) do not represent the reality of service life. If you join up today, are gay (or trans*) and expect it to be a wonderful world of unicorns, rainbow flags and total acceptance, you just swallowed the bullshit pushed by the MOD marketing board. Well done, you!

Now, if you're quite finished waving your little flag, I've got a few tasks for you...22 years worth of the fuckers.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/22/60 ... 263450.jpg

As for the muzzers...lol! Sign 'em up!
The issue with the trans types though is that they come with a propensity for very expensive and time wasting issues which the military can get saddled with. Justicar did a good video on the issue. His argument, which I agree with, is that the military has a duty to be as effective as possible and in accordance with that principle they should not be recruiting from a demographic which is statistically likely to waste resources when there is no need to do so. Trans people are many times more likely to suffer mental issues and once in, the military is saddled with the responsibility to support them if they transition. Increased psychological screening is not a solution because it would impose a great cost and be of dubious effectiveness.
I'd be happy with Operation Get Behind the Trannies.

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:57 pm

The actual moment your bowels give way. :shock:

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Post by screwtape » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:34 pm

shoutinghorse wrote: The actual moment your bowels give way. :shock:
A moment I've been looking forward to for several days. :cry:

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:46 pm

screwtape wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: The actual moment your bowels give way. :shock:
A moment I've been looking forward to for several days. :cry:
Well, you could always identify as a tiny-wee gay journalist and attend an antifa protest - they'll soon kick the shit out of you and no tigers need be disturbed.



Note: bonus points (and milkshakes/mace) if you're Asian-American, mild mannered as fuck and wouldn't say "boo" to a goose.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:07 pm

Lsuoma wrote: I'd be happy with Operation Get Behind the Trannies.
I bet you'd love to be right behind a tranny...

https://media.giphy.com/media/8PBuys9pF ... /giphy.gif

You need a check-up from the neck-up with the trick cyclist, y'feckin' beast!

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:29 pm

God damn!

https://i.gifer.com/embedded/download/7Tnu.gif

I needed a palate cleanser after all that trans* talk...

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:50 pm

Lsuoma wrote:
Holy fuck - the woman at 02:26 is the spitting image of a pinup my old Sqn adopted - Katrina Hart (I think). I would google-fu it but the missus would get arsey. Anyhoo, luvverly girl, very talented :D

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:04 pm

Heh.

Watching those women in the cars reminded me of this:



Some of his finest solo stuff. The tracks "Running shoes" and "Arabs with knives" (the first bleeds into the other - concept album and all that jazz) would make a brilliant soundtrack to the video.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:21 pm

Fucking Antifa. If they ever came up my way, we'd just shoot 'em.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:36 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Fucking Antifa. If they ever came up my way, we'd just shoot 'em.
I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward. Also, when you consider the high percentage of senior academia who're balls-deep in this shit, supposedly intelligent people, it's all very confusing.

Andy Ngo, from what I've seen of him, is a very mild mannered, reasonable and utterly harmless dude. Hell, you could probably flatten him using nothing but harsh language. Yup, those Antifa twats are doing nothing but securing their own downfall. It's only a matter of time until one (or more) of them pulls something truly heinous and their status as terrorists is finalised.



* Sorry BLM, it's time to pass the crown - whitey be gafflin' yo shizzle, son.

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Post by MarcusAu » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:39 pm

Bhurzum wrote: I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward...
On the other hand - it's nice that some traditions are preserved.

Bhurzum wrote: Andy Ngo, from what I've seen of him, is a very mild mannered, reasonable...
...imperialist, running dog lackey of the capitalist state.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:30 am

Holy shit - if this is true and is indicative of the general state of all ICE facilities...



Yikes!

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:32 am

MarcusAu wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward...
On the other hand - it's nice that some traditions are preserved.
Well, I suppose it's a form of conservatism...

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:05 am

Another interesting vid on twatter - allegedly shows Antifa (some without masks) preparing concrete milkshakes.

(read thread for video)



If true, the buggers will end up in the land of stripey sunshine. :lol:

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:37 am

Bhurzum wrote: Another interesting vid on twatter - allegedly shows Antifa (some without masks) preparing concrete milkshakes.

(read thread for video)



If true, the buggers will end up in the land of stripey sunshine. :lol:


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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:43 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Fucking Antifa. If they ever came up my way, we'd just shoot 'em.
I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward. Also, when you consider the high percentage of senior academia who're balls-deep in this shit, supposedly intelligent people, it's all very confusing.

Andy Ngo, from what I've seen of him, is a very mild mannered, reasonable and utterly harmless dude. Hell, you could probably flatten him using nothing but harsh language. Yup, those Antifa twats are doing nothing but securing their own downfall. It's only a matter of time until one (or more) of them pulls something truly heinous and their status as terrorists is finalised.



* Sorry BLM, it's time to pass the crown - whitey be gafflin' yo shizzle, son.
Dunno about that, there are some who made this work rather well for themselves not so long ago.

https://i.imgur.com/RzlAt7w.jpg

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Post by MarcusAu » Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:45 am

Anarchists have a reputation for doing the precise opposite of building a better world. I'm not sure I would trust their modern counterparts to behave in a peaceful manner.

nb during previous hostilities, even in the Allied countries there was at least some ill-feeling towards the wrong sort of people - eg people of French, German or Japanese descent - sometimes it even resulted in violence or property damage. Nothing I'd kill a monkey over - but people will have to make up their own minds on that.

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Post by InfraRedBucket » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:42 am

:lol:


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Post by ThreeFlangedJavis » Sun Jun 30, 2019 4:06 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:57 pm
It's been a while, thought I'd watch some square-bashing.



Ah, the joys of drill...better than sex!
There's something I've always wondered about Lizzie's birthday parade. What is the proper drill for a Grenadier Guard marching in slow time when a horse has dumped a big steaming load in his way? Serious question. Do you break step or plough through?

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Post by shoutinghorse » Sun Jun 30, 2019 4:17 am

Thank god the BBC are there to inform, entertain and educate. How else would we know about the joys marxism.
Despite the historical mistakes
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Post by Lsuoma » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:34 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Fucking Antifa. If they ever came up my way, we'd just shoot 'em.
I can't help but think they're the most counter-productive shower of twats* active today. If you have political axes to grind, smashing up shops and beating the shit out of your ideological "enemy" is not the way forward. Also, when you consider the high percentage of senior academia who're balls-deep in this shit, supposedly intelligent people, it's all very confusing.

Andy Ngo, from what I've seen of him, is a very mild mannered, reasonable and utterly harmless dude. Hell, you could probably flatten him using nothing but harsh language. Yup, those Antifa twats are doing nothing but securing their own downfall. It's only a matter of time until one (or more) of them pulls something truly heinous and their status as terrorists is finalised.



* Sorry BLM, it's time to pass the crown - whitey be gafflin' yo shizzle, son.
Eric Clanton got away with what I would have characterized as attempted murder.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:48 am

Even without weapons, those douches fight like pansies. But one of these days, they're gonna bring a bike lock to a gun fight. And I will laugh til my sides split.

Antifa are terrorists.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:00 am

Andrew Sullivan with a hat trick on open border insanity, gender theory backlash, and woke 'cancellations':

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/_pages/c ... ts42l.html

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:01 am

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: There's something I've always wondered about Lizzie's birthday parade. What is the proper drill for a Grenadier Guard marching in slow time when a horse has dumped a big steaming load in his way? Serious question. Do you break step or plough through?
Plough through and pray that it only happens after the inspection.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:08 am

InfraRedBucket wrote: :lol:

Love how the cart horse obediently hawed right into the bushes. "Whatever you say, fat drunken passed-out bossman!'

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Post by Service Dog » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:08 am

This video starts-out with some of the same-old-stuff.... Evergreen, YouTube censorship...

but halfway-thru ... their insights become fresh & intriguing. Worth watching.


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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Even without weapons, those douches fight like pansies. But one of these days, they're gonna bring a bike lock to a gun fight. And I will laugh til my sides split.

Antifa are terrorists.
Pro-tip: If you find yourself* near a riot, move away from it as quickly as possible! No swan-necking, no pausing to film it on your phone, don't start asking people what's happening - get the fuck out of there best speed! You'll be able to satisfy your curiosity later from the comfort and safety of your own home.

Note: there are no innocent people in a riot - the simple act of being there makes you part of the problem.



* There are several elements to a riot:

1) Instigators

These are the real culprits, the bastards who keep the crowd riled up and have probably organised the whole thing. These "players" should be the main effort of the security forces - they always lurk near the back of the mob, rarely get their hands dirty and if you know your stuff, are very easy to spot.

2) Movers

The foot-soldiers who pass-on and enact the orders of the instigators. They also try to draw in more people, goad the security forces into media traps and attempt to keep the crowd hostile. Not usually as numerous as you'd think and should be hoovered up whenever possible. I have zero sympathy for these bastards and would happily beat the shit out of them as part of the capture process - a proper going over, broken bones, plenty of blood loss and nightmares that will stay with them for life.

3) Sheep (not the internet trend/name, we've been calling them "sheep" since forever)

This is you. You wander into the crowd, choose to linger, you're part of the problem. Without the sheep, the instigators and movers are fucked! No crowd to hide behind, no mass of bodies to melt into, no sweaty wall of clueless civvies to recruit from. Even if you throw no bricks, chant no mantras, smash no windows and simply follow the crowd, you're enabling the real culprits and allowing them to wreak havoc. You are guilty. You deserve every baton-strike you get. Fuck you.

Final point: If you're at a legit and peaceful protest - all power to you! I salute your political efforts (even if I don't agree with them) and the fact that you're capable of acting like a civilized human being. However, the instant the atmosphere changes and civil disorder rears its ugly head, you need to get out of there. If there's any doubt, there's no doubt! Hanging around for five minutes could change your life.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:41 am

Bhurzum wrote: There are several elements to a riot:

1) Instigators

These are the real culprits, the bastards who keep the crowd riled up and have probably organised the whole thing. These "players" should be the main effort of the security forces - they always lurk near the back of the mob, rarely get their hands dirty and if you know your stuff, are very easy to spot.

2) Movers

The foot-soldiers who pass-on and enact the orders of the instigators. They also try to draw in more people, goad the security forces into media traps and attempt to keep the crowd hostile. Not usually as numerous as you'd think and should be hoovered up whenever possible. I have zero sympathy for these bastards and would happily beat the shit out of them as part of the capture process - a proper going over, broken bones, plenty of blood loss and nightmares that will stay with them for life.

3) Sheep (not the internet trend/name, we've been calling them "sheep" since forever)

This is you. You wander into the crowd, choose to linger, you're part of the problem. Without the sheep, the instigators and movers are fucked! No crowd to hide behind, no mass of bodies to melt into, no sweaty wall of clueless civvies to recruit from. Even if you throw no bricks, chant no mantras, smash no windows and simply follow the crowd, you're enabling the real culprits and allowing them to wreak havoc. You are guilty. You deserve every baton-strike you get. Fuck you.
Solid approach. It's been used before:
At this the multitude had indignation; and when Pilate was come to Jerusalem, they came about his tribunal, and made a clamor at it. Now when he was apprized aforehand of this disturbance, he mixed his own soldiers in their armor with the multitude, and ordered them to conceal themselves under the habits of private men, and not indeed to use their swords, but with their staves to beat those that made the clamor. He then gave the signal from his tribunal [to do as he had bidden them]. Now the Jews were so sadly beaten, that many of them perished by the stripes they received, and many of them perished as trodden to death by themselves; by which means the multitude was astonished at the calamity of those that were slain, and held their peace.
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Then there's always this:


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Post by screwtape » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:30 am

Bhurzum wrote: * There are several elements to a riot:

1) Instigators

These are the real culprits, the bastards who keep the crowd riled up and have probably organised the whole thing. These "players" should be the main effort of the security forces - they always lurk near the back of the mob, rarely get their hands dirty and if you know your stuff, are very easy to spot.

2) Movers

The foot-soldiers who pass-on and enact the orders of the instigators. They also try to draw in more people, goad the security forces into media traps and attempt to keep the crowd hostile. Not usually as numerous as you'd think and should be hoovered up whenever possible. I have zero sympathy for these bastards and would happily beat the shit out of them as part of the capture process - a proper going over, broken bones, plenty of blood loss and nightmares that will stay with them for life.

3) Sheep (not the internet trend/name, we've been calling them "sheep" since forever)

This is you. You wander into the crowd, choose to linger, you're part of the problem. Without the sheep, the instigators and movers are fucked! No crowd to hide behind, no mass of bodies to melt into, no sweaty wall of clueless civvies to recruit from. Even if you throw no bricks, chant no mantras, smash no windows and simply follow the crowd, you're enabling the real culprits and allowing them to wreak havoc. You are guilty. You deserve every baton-strike you get. Fuck you.

Final point: If you're at a legit and peaceful protest - all power to you! I salute your political efforts (even if I don't agree with them) and the fact that you're capable of acting like a civilized human being. However, the instant the atmosphere changes and civil disorder rears its ugly head, you need to get out of there. If there's any doubt, there's no doubt! Hanging around for five minutes could change your life.

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In the early 1970's my father and I used to walk for some miles along the base of the escarpment upon which sat The Ridgeway. On a Sunday morning we would be dropped off by my mother in her three-cylinder two-stroke Saab a little south of Draycot Foliat and then tramp across to Hackpen to be picked up in time for the roast. This took us along the southern edge of an ostensibly abandoned army base at Ogbourne (I believe the 101st Airborne were there in the run up to D-Day). One day we saw something strange going on - soldiers, civilians, dogs and LandRovers play acting around the old asbestos huts. Lots of smoke and blank rounds being fired. 'They're practicing for Northern Ireland' said my father. We watched for a while as the 'civilians' marched between huts and were halted or diverted by the soldiers.

Recently I came across a documentary about the senior army officers that were on the verge of carrying out a coup against the 70's Wilson government. It was suggested there that these exercises were intended to train troops for crowd control on the mainland, and were linked to the simultaneous exercise where the army took control of Heathrow. I dunno if any of that is true, much of it being fuelled by Wilson's own odd leaks to BBC journalists about the plots against him. He was already dementing and perhaps was not reliable.

I'm glad to hear the army is still training people in riot control in a semi-scientific way, rather than brute force and lots of it. It's always a little shocking to a civilian to discover how much the armed forces know about these things, but reassuring that they do.

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Post by ThreeFlangedJavis » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:49 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 am
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Even without weapons, those douches fight like pansies. But one of these days, they're gonna bring a bike lock to a gun fight. And I will laugh til my sides split.

Antifa are terrorists.
Pro-tip: If you find yourself* near a riot, move away from it as quickly as possible! No swan-necking, no pausing to film it on your phone, don't start asking people what's happening - get the fuck out of there best speed! You'll be able to satisfy your curiosity later from the comfort and safety of your own home.

Note: there are no innocent people in a riot - the simple act of being there makes you part of the problem.



* There are several elements to a riot:

1) Instigators

These are the real culprits, the bastards who keep the crowd riled up and have probably organised the whole thing. These "players" should be the main effort of the security forces - they always lurk near the back of the mob, rarely get their hands dirty and if you know your stuff, are very easy to spot.

2) Movers

The foot-soldiers who pass-on and enact the orders of the instigators. They also try to draw in more people, goad the security forces into media traps and attempt to keep the crowd hostile. Not usually as numerous as you'd think and should be hoovered up whenever possible. I have zero sympathy for these bastards and would happily beat the shit out of them as part of the capture process - a proper going over, broken bones, plenty of blood loss and nightmares that will stay with them for life.

3) Sheep (not the internet trend/name, we've been calling them "sheep" since forever)

This is you. You wander into the crowd, choose to linger, you're part of the problem. Without the sheep, the instigators and movers are fucked! No crowd to hide behind, no mass of bodies to melt into, no sweaty wall of clueless civvies to recruit from. Even if you throw no bricks, chant no mantras, smash no windows and simply follow the crowd, you're enabling the real culprits and allowing them to wreak havoc. You are guilty. You deserve every baton-strike you get. Fuck you.

Final point: If you're at a legit and peaceful protest - all power to you! I salute your political efforts (even if I don't agree with them) and the fact that you're capable of acting like a civilized human being. However, the instant the atmosphere changes and civil disorder rears its ugly head, you need to get out of there. If there's any doubt, there's no doubt! Hanging around for five minutes could change your life.

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Can't argue with the logic of that. Good advice if you are able to follow it. My issue with that is that things can reach the point where you will never be able to hold a demo if the opposition (AntiFa) learns that all they have to do is start a bit of aggro and everyone fucks off. Sometimes it isn't easy to slip away without running into a wall of police horses, shields and batons because the police sometimes exercise some rather odd methods of crowd "control".

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Post by ThreeFlangedJavis » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:54 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:01 am
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: There's something I've always wondered about Lizzie's birthday parade. What is the proper drill for a Grenadier Guard marching in slow time when a horse has dumped a big steaming load in his way? Serious question. Do you break step or plough through?
Plough through and pray that it only happens after the inspection.
The question first occurred to when watching the ToC and a line of Guards were slow marching toward a mound of horseshit. I didn't see how it could end up without some shit covered boots and trousers. They didn't show the outcome.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:53 pm

Three arrested after far-right, antifa groups clash in Portland protests

“… Proud Boys, a far-right group … Antifa, a coalition of left-leaning activists….”

“… Quillette, a conservative website….”
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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:00 pm

Fascist Portland PD pigs are deadnaming!

https://www.portlandoregon.gov/police/n ... ch=twitter
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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:24 pm

screwtape wrote: I'm glad to hear the army is still training people in riot control in a semi-scientific way, rather than brute force and lots of it. It's always a little shocking to a civilian to discover how much the armed forces know about these things, but reassuring that they do.
Just like trolling, it's a art-form.

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Post by SM1957 » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:32 am

You have to feel sorry for the Guardian.

They get a dream, peak-Guardian story like 'White fascists put gay Asian into hospital' and they can't use it.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... g-protests

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Post by Driftless » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:43 am

SM1957 wrote: You have to feel sorry for the Guardian.

They get a dream, peak-Guardian story like 'White fascists put gay Asian into hospital' and they can't use it.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... g-protests
Everything is alleged or claimed to have happened.

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:46 am

Driftless wrote: Everything is alleged or claimed to have happened.
So, nothing concrete then.

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Post by SM1957 » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:47 am

Driftless wrote:
SM1957 wrote: You have to feel sorry for the Guardian.

They get a dream, peak-Guardian story like 'White fascists put gay Asian into hospital' and they can't use it.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... g-protests
Everything is alleged or claimed to have happened.
Contrast how the Guardian lapped up the 'horrific attack' on Jussie Smollett which showed 'hate and violence were raining down'

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... iolence-us

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:50 am

MarcusAu wrote:
Driftless wrote: Everything is alleged or claimed to have happened.
So, nothing concrete then.
+1 internets, sir!

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:02 pm

Hi Bitches... I am back on social media returning from my sabbatical. I highly recommend taking a social media break once in a while. When I now return to social media I am again reminded that most people are ignorant, thoughtless, idiots, and that I really don't care for them or like them.

The most privileged can only post about how much they suffer.

The most selfish post about how important it is to just call a friend and see how they are doing.

The most ignorant post about how they could improve the world if only they were king.

The most blinkered-idiots post every day about their food. (I confess that I prefer the blinkered-idiots to the rest of the lot).

Haha. I realize I am most satisfied when I just stay away from most folks.... or when I laugh at their shenanigans on the Maury Show...... "When it comes to 18 month old Shanynay.... Leroy.... you ARE the father!" (followed by screaming and jumping around. Now that's entertainment!)

I open Tardbook to see my daughter moaning and weeping about how sad she is that she didn't do more for "Pride" and how depressed it makes her.... and I think... yeah... it doesn't depress you that you owe me $3000. It depresses you that the army doesn't allow mentally ill people with body dysphoria to defend our country. Haha.... Jesus.

I did get a big laugh out of the debates. I cheated a bit here since I was not supposed to watch the news... but hell.... the debates are not news... they are a circus sideshow. Uncle Joe is a joke.... he couldn't defend his extensive civil rights record against a woman whose family owned slaves. Joe is such an old school pussy of a politician he is going to walk around with someone's boot in his ass for the whole campaign. Very entertaining. All the talking heads love them some Kamala Harris! Fantastic.... the dems are going to possibly run another "non-African" black person just like Obama.... the least Black American in America running for pres. How spectacular. Her parents were Jamaican and East Indian educators (some of whom owned slaves) and she was a government prosecutor. Who knows... maybe she would be an okay president.... who can tell how she would really govern.

People forget the game in presidential politics. You run to the base for the primary and then run to the middle for the election. The trick is to not lose your story in the process. Hillary botched this badly because she had to keep running more and more left to beat Bernie and then she lost what little cred she had with the middle. The middle just didn't show up. Well... she did a bunch of other shit wrong too... like implying that half the country are "deplorable".

Looks like not much happened here on the pit... regular SJW yucks. I am reminded that I am glad to not be British. It feels like everyone in the UK is a tepid cup of weak tea and a few flavorless biscuits. WTF.... the Brits used to be the funny people.... they invented punk rock. WTF happened???? The Smollett story is still fantastic. Boobs are great.. too bad I am too old to attract a nice set of tits without spending money. I am really frugal so that means no tits for me.

I could bitch about my wife, but.... what's the point in that.

Anyway.... that's my boring life.

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:13 pm

John D wrote: I am reminded that I am glad to not be British.
How dare you, sir!

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:23 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Three arrested after far-right, antifa groups clash in Portland protests

“… Proud Boys, a far-right group … Antifa, a coalition of left-leaning activists….”

“… Quillette, a conservative website….”
Twat.

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This makes it official. I must be a right-wing conservative (just like Dave Rubin, Tim Pool, Scott Adams, etc.). I think it is easier for me to just own the title. Everyone in the media wants to call me one so I must be one. I am also apparently a misogynist, homophobe, and racist. I hope to make this clear to everyone going forward.

On a side note.... my poly-pan daughter absolutely HATES Quillette. She can't even read the first paragraph of most articles without having a rage induced crying breakdown. It actually makes me very sad for her... and our relationship. She gave me quite an insight the other day..... I said to her that I thought her philosophy and ideas about how the world work are not accurate and that I felt she was dishonest with me. She told me that she can't live in the real world without lying and pretending the world is different. She explained that if she can't live believing the world works the way she wants, then she doesn't want to live. (She must get this shit from her mother).

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Post by Service Dog » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:54 pm

Yesterday was the Gay Pride March. Except the word "Gay" has been disappeared from it. Not even "LGBT" appears on the official logo. Even the rainbow flag has been subsumed into graphic design:

https://i.imgur.com/JAk6jKP.jpg

At least my t-shirt says 'Stonewall' on the front. T-Mobile's logo is the same size. Other corporate logos on the back. It probably says 'gay' somewhere down in the tiny type...

https://i.imgur.com/RTCh2GL.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/P3yo8cr.jpg

That text would be small on a laser-printed phone bill. Let-alone screen-printed cotton.

I smell Freudian Repression in the word gay being hidden back in the ol' closet.

Also-- same frumpy middle-class sense of 'propriety'... which is right-behind the veneer of radical progress... in all sorts of SJW-ism.
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My girlfriend started Pride-Day before dawn-- she was working on a cosmetics company's street booth-- a bunch of make-up stations putting glitter & shit on faces. Her site got an early visit from volunteers in color-coded volunteer t-shirts. The volunteer forewarned her that saying "you guys" was incorrect, and the correct phrase is "you all". She called & told me that as I drank morning coffee, which soured the start of my day.

Hours later, I arrived at 30th & Park Ave... where my booze-company client was assigned to stage our marchers. Right away-- I saw a ragtag platoon of volunteer t-shirts. Oh man... I still feel grimy thinking of them. There was a 6-foot-5 tall rugged guy-- in Harley Quinn cosplay-- with a blonde wig and Daddy's Little Monster t-shirt, fishnets,... and a serious tuck hiding his man-parts behind a tight shiny unitard crotch-panel. Actually... he was alright. He didn't change his costume in favor of the cheap-authority of the official t-shirt. But the other ones looked like assisted-living-actual-retards. Especially this one... which I would describe as Barney the drunk from the Simpsons-- but a caveman version-- cartoon overbite also asymmetrical like a picasso painting-- not-fat... but still flabby/dull greasy hair/ fish-white-purple skin/ sparse-but-everywhere body-hair... especially down the inner-thighs to knees... pouring out of it's schoolgirl skirt. Danielle Muscato looks like Raquel Welch, in comparison.

But here's the good news: if you put on event with 3 million people... you lose the ability to micromanage whether they call it a 'parade' instead of a 'march'. You can't make them not-say 'you guys'. You can't make them do anything they don't want to-- which is just dress for a festive party and act loose. There was some anti-trump signage, but not much. Some black lives matter crap, but not much. SJWs have to keep their club small to enforce hardcore political correctness.

https://i.imgur.com/17LWyuG.jpg

I didn't bother to tell those dumb bitches... the the Stonewall Riot was actually started by a straight white man who looked like Charles Manson... who was a member of the radical agitator group called Up Against The Wall Motherfucker. He threw the first bottle over the drag queens, at the cops... to incite the cops to charge. the Motherfuckers' credo was 'political consciousness comes from a cop's nightstick hitting your skull'.
Accelerationist Trolls, basically. Cunts.

One early sighting which made me do a doubletake... was this time-traveller in actual combat boots & amish-looking dress & bonnet:

https://i.imgur.com/M2EstOe.jpg

See the black/grey/white/& purple flag tucked into her collar? For a moment I thought, "Wait... is that the Polyamory flag?! Is she a renegade mormon marching for her sisterwives & masterhusband's right to a Traditional Lifestyle?!!"

Nope. She was with the Quaker group. They're proud of being all-inclusive. But... get this... her flag is the ASEXUALITY flag!

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We spent hours stuck at our staging-area. I went to the drug store & bought a beer. Stood in line with a half-dozen FBI agents in cut-off shorts-- with handcuffs & guns & a logo which would make J. Edgar Hoover clutch his pearls with pride! Definitely the most fuckable group I saw.

https://i.imgur.com/TejBDwN.jpg
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The sun went down by the time my group actually started marching. We shrunk from over 250 people to maybe 50-- as people realized there was little benefit in waiting to march as a group... they could just wander-away & look-around, or start marching with whatever-group was already going.

The 2 & 1/2 mile walk was kinda fun. Our male dancers were gaylords. But our female ones were just healthy doublejointed sluts. Our celebrity was dressed like the statue of liberty-- which surely was intended to have some anti-trump immigration undertone. Parade watchers went genuinely-nuts when they saw our celeb-- I guess she made an impression on RuPaul's Drag Race.

https://i.imgur.com/5mLOmv4.jpg

I ducked wearing the orange shirt-- in favor of a tanktop with the booze company's logo. & some spanglish rainbow text apparently written by Beto O'Roarke. OUR VODKA ES SU VODKA. I guess they didn't get the memo about pronouns. What about the plural-pronoun-people? SUS VODKA, you bigots!!! Or polite-formal-gender-neutral: NEUSTRXS VODKA I looked like a classic type of seedy old gay dude... trucker cap, cut offs, tank top... I hoped it was gay-enough for me to leer at tits with no pokerface. Most of the exposed tits were awful, actually.
I guess I coulda put glitter & rainbow shit all over me... to look gay enough to shriek things like "GURL YOUR VAGINA SMELLS FIERCE!!!"

The parade route was a nice stroll thru place I've spent decades. I thought about friends dead from AIDS & years spent with a mostly-gay crew that danced in nightclubs. At least half the march-- I was focussed on making-sure inattentive people weren't crushed by the truck pulling our float. People would just stop for a selfie in the middle of the road, expecting the truck to slam on it's brakes & expecting the whole parade to wait for them to post the pic. Outrageous.

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:07 pm

Dog.... when you gonna write that book.... and a Quaker at Pride with an Asexuality flag is really the best!

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:12 pm

Service Dog wrote: She was with the Quaker group. They're proud of being all-inclusive. But... get this... her flag is the ASEXUALITY flag!
All the ingredients for a Shaker revival.

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Post by KiwiInOz » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:17 pm

SM1957 wrote: You have to feel sorry for the Guardian.

They get a dream, peak-Guardian story like 'White fascists put gay Asian into hospital' and they can't use it.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... g-protests
Quillette a right wing magazine? Bloody hell.

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:23 pm

Service Dog wrote: I looked like a classic type of seedy old gay dude... trucker cap, cut offs, tank top... I hoped it was gay-enough for me to leer at tits with no pokerface. Most of the exposed tits were awful, actually.
I guess I coulda put glitter & rainbow shit all over me... to look gay enough to shriek things like "GURL YOUR VAGINA SMELLS FIERCE!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:37 pm

I don't care what anyone says - I'd pound AOC up the wrong 'un until dehydration claimed me.

There, I said it. :snooty:

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Post by Service Dog » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:19 pm

John D wrote: Hi Bitches... I am back on social media returning from my sabbatical.
Welcome back. I thought of you & your sabbatical... when I posted this link a couple days ago. If online discussions were all like this one... you wouldn't have to take a sabbatical. And yet... this is the type of discussion which is now flagged by algorithms as dangerous & in-need of censoring.

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Post by KiwiInOz » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:38 pm

Pussy grab gets pussy pass?

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:56 pm

KiwiInOz wrote:
Pussy grab gets pussy pass?
Perhaps there should be transportation for people who commit such crimes.

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Post by Bhurzum » Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:06 am

MarcusAu wrote: Perhaps there should be transportation for people who commit such crimes.
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