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Pitchguest wrote:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:17 pm
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: For 2020, I predict a hit new reality TV show starring Jussie Smollett.
It would be called Jussie (Didn't) Do It!
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LOL. Each episode will feature one thing Jussie one-hundred-percent didn't do, from mail fraud, to leaving the milk carton in the fridge with just one oz of milk left in it.


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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: For 2020, I predict a hit new reality TV show starring Jussie Smollett.
Hosting a version of the ever popular wordgame Hangman?

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: For 2020, I predict a hit new reality TV show starring Jussie Smollett.
Hosting a version of the ever popular wordgame Hangman?
His version would be quicker. He's already wearing the rope around his neck! The bleach, on the other hand, would be new.

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Andy Ngo's talk on the threat of Antifa violence cancelled due to threats of Antifa violence:

https://vancouversun.com/news/local-new ... -on-campus

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mordacious1 wrote: Just for my own curiosity, aside from environmental/climate policies, what’s a couple of the most foolish things he’s done? Not what he’s said, but what he’s actually done?
Trump's tariffs are estimated to cost $650,000 per job saved. Midwestern soybean corn cattle and hog farms had to be bailed-out, due to the tariffs.

The Fed has been buffering Trump's trade war, by cranking-up sweetheart deal loans to stock & bond trading firms-- $690 Billion per week!-- allowing each week's to roll-over & be paid by the following week's loan... which can only end in disaster.

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Brive1987 wrote: 21:3 is a fairly tight IF routine, closer to OMAD.
Today was my 4th day of One Meal A Day (actually about 1.5 meals/day)-- weight down from 233lbs to 226.6 I know it's mostly water, but-- fun to see the numbers change. I haven't been physically active. Not working. A couple heavy naps per day. Hunger only feels like craving 2 or 3 times a day, for <10 minutes. Then it turns-into a non-urgent empty-stomach feeling... which I could ignore indefinitely. A week ago I felt sluggish, eating holiday stuff all day. Better now.

The fastest I've seen someone lose weight-- was a friend hit by AIDS + pneumonia + withdrawing from Meth + internal bleeding from trying to fight the pneumonia with handfuls of Tylenol. There was so little dry surface area in his lungs, to breathe, that they had to induce a coma & run the respirator machine fast, to circulate as much oxygen as possible. His chest was going up & down like he was running a race. He lost something-like 40 pounds in 3 weeks. Then he died. Another friend with AIDS lost about 30 pounds in a month in the hospital... I guess it was the change from junk food to hospital food... combined with burning it away with fever? Fang got sunken-eyed & gaunt with AIDS, too... he was doing physical labor as a bar back & he thought the pneumonia was just side-effects of quitting smoking. Maybe 20 pounds in a month & a half. But he gained weight, once hospitalized for a few weeks.

When Abbie cures AIDS we can open a spa & give it to people to lose weight, then she can sell 'em the cure.

Also on my mind: the guy who didn't eat for 382 days. He dropped from 456 pounds to 180.
https://www.sciencealert.com/the-true-s ... r-382-days

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It's weird not being able to see the sky for weeks and everything looking orange. The smell takes a lot of getting used to as well. Never seen anything like this, not even the 2003 Canberra bushfires. The day before those, my mum and I were canoeing on the lake. The sky was a beautiful blue, and then this thick plume of black smoke suddenly appeared on the horizon and eventually blocked out the sky. The next day, the fire was within visual distance of where I was living, but never seriously threatened the house. And a few days later, it was all clear again.

This is something else. I haven't really seen the sky since November. Maybe 4 or 5 days in that time have had blue skies. There's also a constant smell of burnt wood - you can't have doors or windows open. It's weirdly beautiful when you're driving at night, and the artificial lights stick out of the haze like a Van Gogh painting. During the day, it's disconcerting. Visibility right now is only a few hundred metres with the sun out, although I can't see the sun, and everything has an orange glow. It hasn't been unpleasantly hot. I think previous years have felt worse, even if this season has broken records. I haven't even felt the need to change out my doona yet, and I usually need to over the summer. It certainly feels odd. People aren't going outside. There's panic buying of bottled water (although I think that's premature). I'm going back to work tomorrow after the Christmas break. I imagine that's going to feel even weirder.

Fortunately, there have yet to be any within the ACT. Although, I was hiking in the Namadgi National Park and the area near Corin Dam in winter and autumn, and large chunks those areas look ready to burn. I haven't seen Corin Dam at the low levels it currently is at since the last drought, 15-20 years ago.

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Pitchguest wrote: In all seriousness, how do you good folks feel about the Iranian situation? Is Trump being a fool (as he often is) or did Khamenei step over the line?
At its most simplistic level:


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Service Dog wrote:
Brive1987 wrote: 21:3 is a fairly tight IF routine, closer to OMAD.
Today was my 4th day of One Meal A Day (actually about 1.5 meals/day)-- weight down from 233lbs to 226.6 I know it's mostly water, but-- fun to see the numbers change. I haven't been physically active. Not working. A couple heavy naps per day. Hunger only feels like craving 2 or 3 times a day, for <10 minutes. Then it turns-into a non-urgent empty-stomach feeling... which I could ignore indefinitely. A week ago I felt sluggish, eating holiday stuff all day. Better now.

The fastest I've seen someone lose weight-- was a friend hit by AIDS + pneumonia + withdrawing from Meth + internal bleeding from trying to fight the pneumonia with handfuls of Tylenol. There was so little dry surface area in his lungs, to breathe, that they had to induce a coma & run the respirator machine fast, to circulate as much oxygen as possible. His chest was going up & down like he was running a race. He lost something-like 40 pounds in 3 weeks. Then he died. Another friend with AIDS lost about 30 pounds in a month in the hospital... I guess it was the change from junk food to hospital food... combined with burning it away with fever? Fang got sunken-eyed & gaunt with AIDS, too... he was doing physical labor as a bar back & he thought the pneumonia was just side-effects of quitting smoking. Maybe 20 pounds in a month & a half. But he gained weight, once hospitalized for a few weeks.

When Abbie cures AIDS we can open a spa & give it to people to lose weight, then she can sell 'em the cure.

Also on my mind: the guy who didn't eat for 382 days. He dropped from 456 pounds to 180.
https://www.sciencealert.com/the-true-s ... r-382-days
Ummm. Nice story. Apart from the death bit ... :?

This was my 2 meal rations for today. The sauce is a simple tomato, vinegar, micro-monk fruit concoction.

https://i.imgur.com/jIcYjyM.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Gd9yLnI.jpg

More importantly I hit the pleasingly named 69s for the first time today. I started on 88 and want 69.0. So far so good.
Taken since April though so maybe AIDS has merit ....

https://i.imgur.com/0xwyELb.jpg

Well done on your trajectory :burn:

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Andy Ngo's talk on the threat of Antifa violence cancelled due to threats of Antifa violence:

https://vancouversun.com/news/local-new ... -on-campus
Well, I guess one way to look at it is that the talk is now superfluous.

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Those fires...

'Straya. Bega Hospital, 4pm summer daylight savings time -

https://i.imgur.com/OLrtEEP.jpg

In case anyone wants to know what the main lesson of the OZ fires is, and it's unlikely in this shithole anyone will, it's this -

Civilisation and barbarism are separated by a cigarette paper.

The best and most constructive thing you can do is not let that ciggie paper tear.

Here endeth the sermon.

PS - avoid jesus freaks. They feed on stuff like this like vampires.

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Photographic essay on the fires in Narooma.

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/phot ... res-2020-1

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Gonna sanction Iraq if they try to throw us out. Enjoy your shitty forever wars and your shitty on fire continent. You earned it.

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franc wrote: Those fires...

'Straya. Bega Hospital, 4pm summer daylight savings time -

https://i.imgur.com/OLrtEEP.jpg

In case anyone wants to know what the main lesson of the OZ fires is, and it's unlikely in this shithole anyone will, it's this -

Civilisation and barbarism are separated by a cigarette paper.

The best and most constructive thing you can do is not let that ciggie paper tear.

Here endeth the sermon.

PS - avoid jesus freaks. They feed on stuff like this like vampires.
By Jesus freaks maybe this guy?
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/18/sport/is ... index.html
Best of luck to Australians. If the map I saw today is accurate the fires are not only intense , but wide spread, a real nightmare scenario. Hopefully you get significant rain soon and you can get this disaster under control.

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Uh, yeah, him too. If I ever see this cunt in public, I'm breaking his fucking nose. But I was talking about cunts in our evac centre. "EVERYBODY PANIC IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" in earshot of kids already frightened half to death. Cunts. 10 minutes with a compass and a map and I managed to work out what fire it was giving the red on the horizon and that it was missing us by 10km. The black sky and darkness was entirely due to another fire not affecting us 200km south having its smoke concentrated and sent to us. Was anybody interested in basic science?

Nope.
Best of luck to Australians. If the map I saw today is accurate the fires are not only intense , but wide spread, a real nightmare scenario. Hopefully you get significant rain soon and you can get this disaster under control.
Rained all day today. Smells like a smouldering ashtray you've just pissed in.

It's not over. Only 2 months of peak summer left. Come on down. It's way too much fun not to share.

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Lsuoma wrote: Photographic essay on the fires in Narooma.

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/phot ... res-2020-1
That essay is spot on. The predominent sound at our evac center was...

... laughter.

People were just "fuck you god, we can deal with it". Been here 6 days, only saw one person break down into tears. Maybe Australians are finally recovering their Australianness. One can hope. But big screen teevee and reality show stoopid will probably reverse that as soom as the electricity is back on.

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I planned to do the Curlew Camp historical walk yesterday down on the harbour at Mosman.
https://www.weekendnotes.com/the-curlew ... ists-walk/

But it was too smokey.

Not much maybe. But it’s my story.

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Brive1987 wrote: I planned to do the Curlew Camp historical walk yesterday down on the harbour at Mosman.
https://www.weekendnotes.com/the-curlew ... ists-walk/

But it was too smokey.

Not much maybe. But it’s my story.
I ran into a chick whose property is a pile of ash. She asked if I'd be at poker on Thursday. I said I wouldn't miss it for the world.

You can't say "harden the fuck up" to someone like that.


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Ricky Gervais sure had fun -- and a pint -- while hosting his last ever Golden Globes:


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That was fucking AWESOME!!!!!

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It was worth it just for the look on Tom Hanks' face.

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Almost as good as the looks on Shady Brady's and Bill Belicheat's faces on Saturday :-)

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Gervais, Bill Burr, Chappelle.... saving the world one joke at a time!

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Lsuoma wrote:
Does she even exist any more?
Yeah dude. Love you Franc.... but no one knows who Watson even is anymore. You need to find a new piece of shit to destroy... you already crushed this old hag.

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John D wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
Does she even exist any more?
Yeah dude. Love you Franc.... but no one knows who Watson even is anymore. You need to find a new piece of shit to destroy... you already crushed this old hag.
Shows ho much I care about the 'net that this is news, I just use it for porn nowadays.

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John D wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
Does she even exist any more?
Yeah dude. Love you Franc.... but no one knows who Watson even is anymore. You need to find a new piece of shit to destroy... you already crushed this old hag.
I see it as the equivalent of pissing on the grave.

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Does she even exist any more?
Yeah dude. Love you Franc.... but no one knows who Watson even is anymore. You need to find a new piece of shit to destroy... you already crushed this old hag.
I see it as the equivalent of pissing on the grave.
Sky is going black again, I hope y'all will piss on my grave, Hit "print" and say I told you to.

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I just picked my nose hoping for a a juicy booger.

Just got fucking ash.

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franc wrote: i
KiwiInOz wrote:
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Lsuoma wrote:
Does she even exist any more?
Yeah dude. Love you Franc.... but no one knows who Watson even is anymore. You need to find a new piece of shit to destroy... you already crushed this old hag.
I see it as the equivalent of pissing on the grave.
Sky is going black again, I hope y'all will piss on my grave, Hit "print" and say I told you to.
We'll build a urinal at your burial site in your honour, Franc.

I've got a few friends down that way, and it's worrying.

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franc wrote: I just picked my nose hoping for a a juicy booger.

Just got fucking ash.
franc wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:26 pm
I just picked my nose hoping for a a juicy booger.

Just got fucking ash.
!972 or thereabout I worked in forestry which included fire fighting. Mainly did cleanup, but had to do some suppression when the fire started to burn in the rotted wood layer that worked as soil and was 5-10 feet deep. Scary as hell because the surface could collapse and you could fall into a burning sinkhole.
One day a fire emerged that had traveled underground through the subsoil for several hundred yards past the fireline and popped up in some lush second growth and we had a scary time keeping it from spreading until the main crew with the equipment showed up.
My snot was black and greasy like tar.
Better then ash, so I can't complain.

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KiwiInOz wrote: pissing on the grave
I laughed when I saw Ol' Bigfoot 'trending' on the Stitcher podcast app, yesterday...

https://i.imgur.com/w2k9hyT.png?1

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Service Dog wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: pissing on the grave
I laughed when I saw Ol' Bigfoot 'trending' on the Stitcher podcast app, yesterday...

https://i.imgur.com/w2k9hyT.png?1
"Science and comedy"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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TMcG is better in bite-sized chunks - that just grated for me. But thanks for posting.

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CNN is reporting that 10 rockets have hit the Al-Asad Airbase in Iraq.

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Again according to CNN, Iran just took credit for the attack.

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BoxNDox wrote: Again according to CNN, Iran just took credit for the attack.
Apparently, these are not the usual rockets, but missiles launched from Iran. A lot of Iranians will be snuffed out soon. Warm up the virgins.

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O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!


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Lsuoma wrote: O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!

I’ve got a Hoover steam cleaner and a Waterpik flosser nozzle...if you want to save a few bucks.

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mordacious1 wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:01 pm
BoxNDox wrote: Again according to CNN, Iran just took credit for the attack.
Apparently, these are not the usual rockets, but missiles launched from Iran. A lot of Iranians will be snuffed out soon. Warm up the virgins.
Well that's what the Trump haters are assuming. Seems his approach is "unhinged". Now am I wrong in thinking that the usual securely hinged president would already have pronounced with great statesmanlike solemnity and gravity that "this aggression will not stand" and would have told us there was no option but to flatten some Iranian landmarks? Trump, for all his clumsy language, looks as if he is trying to play this down as an expected Iranian tantrum. My guess is that he going to try to send a message something along the lines of "we achieved our aim, Iranians put on a show and lucky for them, didn't do any real damage so all is well". This assumes no US casualties. I take him at his word that he strongly favours extricating the US from it's military quagmires, however I think he is surrounded by the usual collection of establishment warhawks who really want a war with Iran.

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Not all shit, Got home from evac center, nothing damaged or looted, have a cask of rotgut, ate a pizza, have 150 cigarettes and Cronenberg's _the fly_ is on. Things are pretty good. Have some Wire - https://youtu.be/OnIXXe83fe4

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I love the boneheads where I live, They may not be smart, but they are fucking GREAT human beings. Give them your wallet to mind and you know you'll get it back unopened. The whole of OZ was like that once upon a time. Now it's just backwaters like mine.

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Lsuoma wrote: O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!
Oh, so they have those in pediatric sizes?

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!
Oh, so they have those in pediatric sizes?
No, they're diverting some engineering team from Saudi Aramco to build a Lsuoma-size device.

One of the potential side effects of this treatment is retrograde ejaculation, so I may be going instead of coming.

On the plus side, no more crusty socks or other wank mops to worry about Mrs L finding...

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Ukrainian airliner crashes after takeoff from Teheran. Apparently an engine fire. No survivors.

https://www.dw.com/en/ukrainian-passeng ... a-51924389

NB: it is not a 737 Max, which crash unless the pilot is constantly pulling on the yoke.

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Lsuoma wrote: One of the potential side effects of this treatment is retrograde ejaculation
All those years of folks telling you to go fuck yourself, and you're finally taking the suggestion.

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Lsuoma wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!
Oh, so they have those in pediatric sizes?
No, they're diverting some engineering team from Saudi Aramco to build a Lsuoma-size device.
Guess you'd better watch out as potential target for Iranian missiles/militants/terrorists. I may need a portmanteau word for that as it will be needed frequently. Will "missantists" do" Probably not, as it doesn't seem to evoke any meaning for me as I roll it around in my mouth. Too tinny, if you get my reference.
Lsuoma wrote: One of the potential side effects of this treatment is retrograde ejaculation, so I may be going instead of coming.
My very first job was to be house surgeon to Sir Arnold Elton, a urologist at Northwick Park Hospital who gained his knighthood from massive donations to Maggie, and his appointment at the flagship NHS hospital of the era was simply obtained by being the urologist at the hospital in Harrow it replaced. I may have mentioned somewhere here that he became the most popular urologist in Harley Street by accident when his cardiologist told him to cut back. So he doubled his private practice prices as a way of reducing his workload, without any understanding (Arnie! Are you sure you are Jewish?) of economics. All the Arab princes with big prostates looked for the most expensive private urologist in Harley Street and picked poor Arnie. His private practice trebled, and the poor devil had to cope. I loved him dearly, as he was a surgeon who operated on tissues, rather than on textbook anatomical structures. You can learn vastly more about successful surgery from someone like that, even if his vehicle of choice for his chauffeur to drive was a Daimler. Some things are hard to forgive, but I'll let him get away with the Daimler.

I saw some weird transurethral treatments for BPH before I retired hors de combat. Cryo-thermo-laser therapies. All had a remarkable rate of urinary retention requiring catheterisation and then a proper transurethral resection with a hot wire. Hopefully, your steampunk resection will be more successful. I can still do a Millin retropubic prostatectomy or a really ancient transvesical prostatectomy in my sleep. I suspect I could still stick a finger where it would be unwanted and estimate reasonably accurately the amount of prostatic chips that would be retrieved after a TURP. 80g prostate? Better be on next week's list.

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Did a bunch of young women wargamers help win the Battle of the Atlantic? Answer: yes. This 40 minute video is well worth a watch if you have never heard of WATU.


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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Ukrainian airliner crashes after takeoff from Teheran. Apparently an engine fire. No survivors.

https://www.dw.com/en/ukrainian-passeng ... a-51924389

NB: it is not a 737 Max, which crash unless the pilot is constantly pulling on the yoke.
It's probably a jumpy Iranian stinger missile crew. The plane was at 8000 feet... a perfect shot for a little stinger missile. Someone probably panicked thinking it was a US attack aircraft. It was just a couple hours after the rockets were launched.

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John D wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:58 pm
Did a bunch of young women wargamers help win the Battle of the Atlantic? Answer: yes. This 40 minute video is well worth a watch if you have never heard of WATU.

https://www.historyextra.com/period/sec ... -happened/

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screwtape wrote: Guess you'd better watch out as potential target for Iranian missiles/militants/terrorists. I may need a portmanteau word for that as it will be needed frequently. Will "missantists" do" Probably not, as it doesn't seem to evoke any meaning for me as I roll it around in my mouth. Too tinny, if you get my reference.
Looking for something a little more woody? (Ooh er, missus!!)

How about territiles?
Lsuoma wrote: One of the potential side effects of this treatment is retrograde ejaculation, so I may be going instead of coming.
My very first job was to be house surgeon to Sir Arnold Elton, a urologist at Northwick Park Hospital.
Northwick Park was the first hospital I remember where somebody stuck their finger up my ringpiece while I wasn't on the hedgehog, so to speak.
I suspect I could still stick a finger where it would be unwanted and estimate reasonably accurately the amount of prostatic chips that would be retrieved after a TURP. 80g prostate? Better be on next week's list.
My urologist told me about TURP, so I decided that the steam treatment was a better choice...

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Well, there would be a lot of Iranians lining up for their virgins today, but Persians can’t spell missile without
m-i-s-s.

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screwtape wrote: I can still do a Millin retropubic prostatectomy or a really ancient transvesical prostatectomy in my sleep. I suspect I could still stick a finger where it would be unwanted ....
Remind me to never bunk with you.

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As is often the case with the Babylon Bee, it's all in the title:

Man Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Informs Officer His Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'

https://babylonbee.com/news/driver-allo ... un-is-they

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Niggers. 1976. I grinned like a retard.


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