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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:06 pm
by Really?
katamari Damassi wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:58 pm
2019 is almost over. Are there going to be Cunties soon? If so I nominate Dr. Adrian Harrop(the feminist activist in that Posie Parker video above).
Excuse me, that is DOCTOR Adrian Harrop EM DEE, protector of male menstruators, defender of female sperm donors, guardian of the true and honest dictionary.

Respect his titles.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:57 pm
by Service Dog
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Service Dog wrote: The best thing about that band is the Danelectro "Longhorn" bass.
I was gonna say the rhythm guitarist's thighs, but okay.
I scored the shorthorn version tonight, cheap!

https://i.imgur.com/gPStvQU.png

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:43 pm
by Bhurzum
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote: 2019 is almost over. Are there going to be Cunties soon? If so I nominate Dr. Adrian Harrop(the feminist activist in that Posie Parker video above).
Seconded. Nasty man indeed. And speaking of men, my own choice would be Rachel McKinnon, Laurel Hubbard, Hannah Mouncey, that high school sprinter, or any of the other cheating cunts who have been bullying their way into women's and girl's sports. Lads, just accept that you're mediocre sportsmen, don't go spoiling things for the ladies.
Seconded.

The destruction of female sports is utterly vile.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:44 pm
by Bhurzum
Erm...thirded.

(still rubbing sleep from my eyes...don't fucking judge me!)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:51 pm
by Bhurzum
...and since I'm at the top of the page, I'll flaunt my position and link this:



The "Trolling the guardian" hashtag is a thing of beauty!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:49 pm
by MarcusAu
Bhurzum wrote: The destruction of female sports is utterly vile.
Oh I don't know - the separation of participants by gender, age, athletic ability, disability, species, or drug enhancement level seems to be largely a social construct.

As is sporting activity in general.

It all went to pot once they took poetry out of the olympics.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:53 pm
by Bhurzum
MarcusAu wrote: It all went to pot once they took poetry out of the olympics.
That sounds like a rejected Monty Python sketch... ;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:56 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
I tried the Guardian meme generator. Needs some work on the download output, but could be fun:

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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:10 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
One more ...
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:18 am
by MarcusAu
Bhurzum wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: It all went to pot once they took poetry out of the olympics.
That sounds like a rejected Monty Python sketch... ;)
You'd not be the first to make that comparison.

But as it is so often in life the truth turns out to be stranger than fiction.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:22 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
This is addictive.
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:46 am
by Bhurzum
I can't save/copy the images from the site.

:(

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:35 am
by ConcentratedH2O, OM
I'll tell you what can fuck off. Snow can fuck off.

There you go, my Cuntie nomination: snow.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:16 am
by screwtape
Snow? Snow is at least honest about what it is and why it wants to kill you. It's the sneaky, lying freezing rain that gets to me. I think we should recognize it for its true nature: trans-snow.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:55 am
by katamari Damassi
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: I'll tell you what can fuck off. Snow can fuck off.

There you go, my Cuntie nomination: snow.
There you go flaunting your white privilege again.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:24 am
by ConcentratedH2O, OM
katamari Damassi wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: I'll tell you what can fuck off. Snow can fuck off.

There you go, my Cuntie nomination: snow.
There you go flaunting your white privilege again.


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:22 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
Bhurzum wrote: I can't save/copy the images from the site.

:(
I just hit 'download' without saving -- the save button functions just like the Pit's edit button -- but I first had to reduce the type size of my entire browser. Or you could just screen capture it I suppose.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:18 am
by InfraRedBucket
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:42 pm
by Driftless

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:24 pm
by KiwiInOz
Fuck you all. I for one am looking forward to the Black Widow movie next year.


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:55 pm
by John D
I like this guy.


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:08 am
by Bhurzum
Anyone else watching The Mandalorian? Yes, I know, it's Star Wars/nerd porn but at least it has a good cast, is pretty diverse (can't believe I just said that) and so far, it has been pretty faithful to the SW universe.

Oh, and unusual for me, I'm drooling like a hobo eating hot fries over Gina Carano - I'm not "into" burly/meathead women but damn, I'd love a wrestle with her!

https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploa ... ster-0.jpg

She can stroke my wookie anytime... ;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:09 am
by Bhurzum
Well spank my ass and call me "Susan" - 4K shit-posts!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:30 am
by MarcusAu
Bhurzum wrote: Anyone else watching The Mandalorian? Yes, I know, it's Star Wars/nerd porn but at least it has a good cast, is pretty diverse (can't believe I just said that) and so far, it has been pretty faithful to the SW universe.

Oh, and unusual for me, I'm drooling like a hobo eating hot fries over Gina Carano - I'm not "into" burly/meathead women but damn, I'd love a wrestle with her!

...

She can stroke my wookie anytime... ;)
I always thought you were the sort that would enjoy a visit to Wookey Hole.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:31 am
by MarcusAu
KiwiInOz wrote: Fuck you all. I for one am looking forward to the Black Widow movie next year.
Enjoy.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:13 am
by KiwiInOz
MarcusAu wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Fuck you all. I for one am looking forward to the Black Widow movie next year.
Enjoy.
Don't you tell me what to do.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:25 am
by Bhurzum
MarcusAu wrote: I always thought you were the sort that would enjoy a visit to Wookey Hole.
Is that a "bend over and show me your dark side" pun?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:27 am
by Bhurzum
KiwiInOz wrote: Don't you tell me what to do.
OK, don't do what you're told.

(sniggering intensifies)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:31 am
by Bhurzum
It's official - I'm in love/lust again!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Carano.jpg

Jenke (or whatever her name was) has been sacked. The 'pit has a new pin-up.

I have spoken... :P

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:23 am
by mordacious1
It slices, it dices and it cleans up in the dishwasher:

https://news.yahoo.com/us-forces-kill-j ... 22855.html

:nin: :nin:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:06 am
by Bhurzum
mordacious1 wrote: It slices, it dices and it cleans up in the dishwasher:

https://news.yahoo.com/us-forces-kill-j ... 22855.html

:nin: :nin:
That's pretty awesome right there!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:29 pm
by katamari Damassi
Driftless wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:42 pm
O Canada!

https://www.theblaze.com/news/transgend ... omplaining
Reminds me of the time Zinnia Jones posted a pic of him in women's underwear and asking if it was suitable for his gynecologist appointment. Zinnia is going to have to up his game if he's going to compete with Yaniv.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:07 pm
by Bhurzum
katamari Damassi wrote: Zinnia is going to have to up his game if he's going to compete with Yaniv.
Can you imagine them having a dick measuring contest?

;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:46 pm
by KiwiInOz
Bhurzum wrote: It's official - I'm in love/lust again!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Carano.jpg

Jenke (or whatever her name was) has been sacked. The 'pit has a new pin-up.

I have spoken... :P
She's well fit.

And she'd have you biting your own testicles to get out of the hold she'd have you in.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:57 pm
by MarcusAu
Bhurzum wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote: Zinnia is going to have to up his game if he's going to compete with Yaniv.
Can you imagine them having a dick measuring contest?

;)
Sounds like the definition of a micro aggression.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:51 am
by Bhurzum
KiwiInOz wrote: And she'd have you biting your own testicles to get out of the hold she'd have you in.
If that's an "Ivan the terrible" reference, you just sky-rocketed in my estimation!


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:52 am
by Bhurzum
MarcusAu wrote: Sounds like the definition of a micro aggression.
:rimshot:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:21 am
by KiwiInOz
I'm watching The End of the F***king World on Netflix. It's triggering.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:09 am
by Pitchguest
So that thing about Billy Dee Williams being gender fluid?

Billy Dee Williams: "What the hell is 'gender fluid'?"

He doesn't even know what it means. :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:40 am
by jugheadnaut
Pitchguest wrote: So that thing about Billy Dee Williams being gender fluid?

Billy Dee Williams: "What the hell is 'gender fluid'?"

He doesn't even know what it means. :lol:
Also looks like Williams was just drunkenly riffing on Jungian male-female duality, and the author decided (perhaps because he's an idiot) to give it his own gender studies/social justice interpretation.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:07 pm
by MarcusAu
That's one great pile of Jung.

You might as well believe in alchemy.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:44 pm
by KiwiInOz
Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: And she'd have you biting your own testicles to get out of the hold she'd have you in.
If that's an "Ivan the terrible" reference, you just sky-rocketed in my estimation!

I did see you more like this, than Ivan, but yes.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/a9/d9 ... adc422.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:06 pm
by John D
Styx has a good rant!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:41 pm
by Service Dog

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:45 pm
by jugheadnaut
MarcusAu wrote: That's one great pile of Jung.

You might as well believe in alchemy.
Given that Williams hit his prime in the '70s and '80s when astrology and copious other New Age shit were standard beliefs among actors, his interest in Jung makes him a one eyed man in the land of the blind.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:21 pm
by John D
Tim Pool has a good rant!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:26 pm
by free thoughtpolice
John D wrote: Styx has a good rant!
Check out the cool rant from this dude lso lock your daughters.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:47 pm
by free thoughtpolice
John D wrote: Tim Pool has a good rant!
People are saying that Tim Pool is in an Asian first before an American and has his meth stash in his toque that he never takes off in public. /s
He hates America and that is why he hates the rule of law being applied to the malignant narcissist grifter.
Every time this bullshitter identifies as a liberal and pretends to be a crusader for truth you have to be gullible to not see what a liar he is, especially since Trump invited to the White House so he could kiss his ring.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:21 pm
by Bhurzum
If "mental gymnastics" were actual gymnastics, the old dude towards the end of this video just popped a triple backflip then landed on his face. In a pile of rusty bayonets. And dogshit.


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:29 pm
by Brive1987
John D wrote: Styx has a good rant!
h://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x82CXKYC1JM
This is an equally gold-plated rant.


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:09 pm
by Brive1987
“You can take your left wing talking points and shove them up your arse.”


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:45 am
by Brive1987
We need a bitchute embed tag.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/yUE6FCfCnetl/

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:51 am
by ThreeFlangedJavis
free thoughtpolice wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:47 pm
John D wrote: Tim Pool has a good rant!
People are saying that Tim Pool is in an Asian first before an American and has his meth stash in his toque that he never takes off in public. /s
He hates America and that is why he hates the rule of law being applied to the malignant narcissist grifter.
Every time this bullshitter identifies as a liberal and pretends to be a crusader for truth you have to be gullible to not see what a liar he is, especially since Trump invited to the White House so he could kiss his ring.
What evidence do you have that Poole is not interested in truth?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:23 am
by Service Dog
The Guardian, today: "Nancy Pelosi is bungling the impeachment inquiry into Trump"
"The impeachment articles seem likely to focus only on the president’s attempt to blackmail Ukraine into interfering in the 2016 election, and his subsequent attempts to obstruct investigations into the scheme."

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:55 am
by MarcusAu
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: What evidence do you have that Poole is not interested in truth?
His hat.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:33 am
by jugheadnaut
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:47 pm

People are saying that Tim Pool is in an Asian first before an American and has his meth stash in his toque that he never takes off in public. /s
He hates America and that is why he hates the rule of law being applied to the malignant narcissist grifter.
Every time this bullshitter identifies as a liberal and pretends to be a crusader for truth you have to be gullible to not see what a liar he is, especially since Trump invited to the White House so he could kiss his ring.
What evidence do you have that Poole is not interested in truth?
What, you didn't find the argument that Poole must be a liar because he accepted an invitation to the White House convincing? :twatson:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:42 am
by Driftless
Bhurzum wrote: If "mental gymnastics" were actual gymnastics, the old dude towards the end of this video just popped a triple backflip then landed on his face. In a pile of rusty bayonets. And dogshit.

Nice confirmation bias. When they thought Boris said it then that was proof he was unfit for office. When told that it was actually Corbyn they needed more proof or thought it was misinterpreted.

I liked that part at the end with the girl who didn't want to be part of it. No one in the group she was with had an answer as to why the left were no longer allies.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:17 am
by free thoughtpolice
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
What evidence do you have that Poole is not interested in truth?
He claims to look for truth in journalism yet only looks for bias or mistakes from the left. He doesn't seek or look for dishonesty from the right.
He is heavily biased but not only claims not to be but has also claimed to be a liberal. That is bullshit.
He not only won't admit his bias and also won't admit he is bald. And has a goofy looking hat.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:27 am
by free thoughtpolice
jugheadnaut wrote:
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:47 pm

People are saying that Tim Pool is in an Asian first before an American and has his meth stash in his toque that he never takes off in public. /s
He hates America and that is why he hates the rule of law being applied to the malignant narcissist grifter.
Every time this bullshitter identifies as a liberal and pretends to be a crusader for truth you have to be gullible to not see what a liar he is, especially since Trump invited to the White House so he could kiss his ring.
What evidence do you have that Poole is not interested in truth?
What, you didn't find the argument that Poole must be a liar because he accepted an invitation to the White House convincing? :twatson:
Ever since he got the white house invite he has gone from an run of the mill alt-right propagandist to a full fledged Trumptard orange mushroom sucker.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:08 am
by Service Dog
free thoughtpolice wrote: ...Tim Pool is in an Asian first before an American and has his meth stash in his toque that he never takes off in public. /s
He hates America and that is why he hates the rule of law being applied to the malignant narcissist grifter.
Every time this bullshitter identifies as a liberal and pretends to be a crusader for truth you have to be gullible to not see what a liar he is, especially since Trump invited to the White House so he could kiss his ring.
https://i.imgur.com/QW6iHR8.jpg?1