wtf is an elf sheriff anyway? I don't believe I could take one seriously ever.16bitheretic wrote:http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u58 ... 78797.jpegtina wrote:Setár, genderqueer Elf-Sheriff of Atheism+
"They can have their Slymepit, where they can engage in their Tea Party rhetoric towards PZ and Stephanie and all sorts of other wonderful feminist skeptics. History is on the move; if they do not wish to keep up we can leave them behind to watch from a distance."
Please can everyone wave nicely for once. No rude gestures this time, y'all hear? Tx :violin:
http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u58 ... bc4386.gifwhocares wrote:It's funny watching you shitheads scramble to look like decent human beings when it suits your present narrative over at Nugents. You're scum, deal with it. Any other time and that picture would not have been unembedded. Freeze peach and all that.
D-d-d-d-damage control!
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:D The Pharyngulanhas strike again!Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/GaE6lqu.jpg
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I think I just ruptured an organ laughing.
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hey, Ellenbeth, just so you know - according to some FTBer's, it's not offensive if it's an internet meme. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I must be stupid or something. Too bad it is not cureable.
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197551
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197551
This is why some people might get fustrated with me. Because I might agree, but not in a way that is in alignment with whatever the view may be.AndrewV69 March 7, 2013 at 11:10 pm
Hmmm. On second thoughts, here is another reason. A much more compelling one for me.
Let us suppose that I would benefit from reading the views of a person. But that person, for whatever reason is discouraged from posting at the Slymepit because of NSFW images.
Then I would care. I would care very much. I would want people to stop posting NSFW images.
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Bravo! :D SallySyringe doesn't know what she's missing!Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/GaE6lqu.jpg
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I think it was a Svanze. It reminds me of that classic scene from The Shining. Heeeeeree's Svanze./-{ }-\Tigzy wrote:I think I just ruptured an organ laughing.
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I used to think Goatse was about as horrifying as you could get!Tigzy wrote:I think I just ruptured an organ laughing.
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was so wrong.
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You are so right. :) The Nugent threads are the like the first Gulf War. You go in expecting the Republican Guard wielding nerve gas and end up with a turkey shoot resulting in the Highway of Death. The FTBers are hopeless and helpless in the field.Tigzy wrote:I think I just ruptured an organ laughing.
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PZ MYERS-Pharyngula Standards & Practices
@7 March 2013
"This is a rude blog. We like to argue — heck, we like a loud angry brawl. Don’t waste time whining at anyone that they’re not nice, because this gang will take pride in that and rhetorically hand you a rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice. If you intrude here and violate any of the previous three mores, people won’t like you, and they won’t hold back—they’ll tell you so, probably in colorful terms."
just saying....you know.....
@7 March 2013
"This is a rude blog. We like to argue — heck, we like a loud angry brawl. Don’t waste time whining at anyone that they’re not nice, because this gang will take pride in that and rhetorically hand you a rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice. If you intrude here and violate any of the previous three mores, people won’t like you, and they won’t hold back—they’ll tell you so, probably in colorful terms."
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http://i.imgur.com/3RLF0rp.jpgtina wrote:PZ MYERS-Pharyngula Standards & Practices
@7 March 2013
"This is a rude blog. We like to argue — heck, we like a loud angry brawl. Don’t waste time whining at anyone that they’re not nice, because this gang will take pride in that and rhetorically hand you a rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice. If you intrude here and violate any of the previous three mores, people won’t like you, and they won’t hold back—they’ll tell you so, probably in colorful terms."
just saying....you know.....
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I actually feel kinda sorry for Michael now. He must be sitting there, peeking through his fingers at the monitor screen, going, 'What the fuh - what the fuck has happened here?'Apples wrote:You are so right. :) The Nugent threads are the like the first Gulf War. You go in expecting the Republican Guard wielding nerve gas and end up with a turkey shoot resulting in the Highway of Death. The FTBers are hopeless and helpless in the field.Tigzy wrote:I think I just ruptured an organ laughing.
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ditto that. It's like the 'Let's go epic switch' was thrown right after that. :lol:tina wrote:I'm very glad you didn't fill the pit in.Lsuoma wrote:Oh, man, this whole scene over the last few days has been frickin' awesome. Glad I didn't fill in the Pit, and thanks to everyone who's been making a difference.
Can we call this Nugentgate or, better, St James'sgate?
(Google it if you don't understand the IE reference).
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Shush! This discussion belongs to the Secret Forum!Apples wrote:http://i.imgur.com/bxtyywa.jpg
Yep - the Sewer Rat is now suggesting we are reminiscent of secret neo-nazi holocaust deniers/white supremacists. Presumably you can tell because of our hitler teapots, swastika coffee cups, and secret white-power gang signs expressed with racist dog-whistle emoticons.
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DGS wrote:Fuck it. Gonna do it anywaysDGS wrote:I'm chuckling. Can I have permission to post this on my facebook DGS page for the anthropologists there?nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
Considering I heard it twenty years ago, and just copy/pasted it off somebody's website, you totally have all the permission I can give!
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That was awesome - thanks for posting it!Mzone wrote:If you want a break from the tone trolling of Michael Nugent. Clean energy is near and dear to me and medical radioactive isotopes to treat cancers are in terribly short supply.
I read some good news today regarding cancer treatment research. Years ago, as a postdoc, I developed and characterized a genetically engineered mouse model (GEMM) for an aggressive form of inherited cancer. It typically affects people who have the cancer syndrome when they're in their teens, or as young adults, and it is nearly impossible to treat effectively. Doesn't respond well to chemotherapy or radiotherapy (and the patient has a high risk of developing a secondary malignancy as a result of the treatment), and very difficult to remove completely with surgery. Over the years, with a number of collaborators, we used the GEMM to identify genes that might provide therapeutic targets. My lab looked at the genomic instability of the tumors, and of tissues that might develop secondary malignancies following radio- or chemotherapy to treat the primary tumor.
Well, today a friend sent me a link to a paper indicating that my postdoc mentor's current lab group has cured the tumors in the GEMM, with both genetic and pharmacological approaches. Cured them. Gone! Their next step is a clinical trial in humans who have this type of cancer, with the pharmacologic agent. Go SCIENCE!!!! :dance:
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Sorry, who's Melissa? (Really - I'm still flying this forum by un-wire!) Lsuoma knows what I'm talking aboutwelch wrote:Melissa thinks any woman dating him would have to be bi or gay. Why else would a straight woman date such a chick?DGS wrote:I'd like to think that fella's benevolent sexism gets him laid but I doubt it. Some funnies...[youtube]=xH79IeSe0I09[/youtube]Outwest wrote:And for more hilarity, the Canuck chimes in:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck ... g-offense/
from Jesse's blog
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Yup, you tried to stick it to me with that one. A bit offbeat, but there ye go.welch wrote:Damn. I thought I'd snare you with that one.SenorBeagle wrote:I would. In rigorous 4/4 time, too.welch wrote:You'd just beat it to deathSenorBeagle wrote:As the Pyt's resident drummer (not joking, I use Tama, and everything), I'm now waiting for the drummer jokes. They'd bloody better be new ones, though, I'm marking you fuckers on originality...
Might get slower at the end, though.
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Tell me why!
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197577
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197577
AndrewV69 March 7, 2013 at 11:49 pm
@EllenBeth Wachs
Can I ask WTF you were thinking? You realize you Goatse’d here?
Would it be OK if I start RickRolling now?
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I've composed a bass duet:Patrick wrote:Don't go bad mouthing bass solos. I (hazily) remember them being quite interesting when I followed this guy around in college.nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/phil-lesh.jpg
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His ball and chain.DGS wrote:Sorry, who's Melissa? (Really - I'm still flying this forum by un-wire!) Lsuoma knows what I'm talking about {kissy}
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KiwiInOz wrote: I'm inclined to believe that Noblehawk2 thought that it would be appreciated here, in the spirit of shit and stuff. Juvenile yeah. Has received a bitch slap for his pains.
Plenty of nuance that has been missed in the ensuing shitfest as Karla quite rightly points out.
By the time he posted that last picture he knew very well that he wasn't appreciated here. Even I fired into him when he posted the Hookers from Hell pic and again when he came out with some pathetic attempt at a joke. Plenty of others noted his stupidity and let him know. He continued trying to get a positive response to his shit for several days and failed.
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We can talk about it on our way to the storeSouthern wrote:Shush! This discussion belongs to the Secret Forum!Apples wrote: Yep - the Sewer Rat is now suggesting we are reminiscent of secret neo-nazi holocaust deniers/white supremacists. Presumably you can tell because of our hitler teapots, swastika coffee cups, and secret white-power gang signs expressed with racist dog-whistle emoticons.
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Wait ... EBW says http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197559
Sooooo ... as far as I can tell... she is now in agreement that these things are not misogyny, not being attacks upon all women, but being attacks on a individual ... like for example calling EBW a two-faced hypocritical lying little cunt.
The point seems to be overlooked that these are not generic pornographic pictures. These were placed there with the specific intent to demean and degrade certain named women.
Sooooo ... as far as I can tell... she is now in agreement that these things are not misogyny, not being attacks upon all women, but being attacks on a individual ... like for example calling EBW a two-faced hypocritical lying little cunt.
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http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u58 ... bc4386.gif[/quote]
Was that Jennifer Lawrence? I thought it was Taylor Swift. I was about to go full beam Amazonian Defence League. Not that Lawrence wouldn't deserve it, but Swift - at such a young age - needs rational allies who aren't also self loathing feminists!
Was that Jennifer Lawrence? I thought it was Taylor Swift. I was about to go full beam Amazonian Defence League. Not that Lawrence wouldn't deserve it, but Swift - at such a young age - needs rational allies who aren't also self loathing feminists!
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When I go to a gig I take note of how many strings the bassist has. Four strings, great, he's probably going to be ok. Five strings, possibly ok, but more likely we're going to get a fucking awful bass solo. Once you get to six strings and over, you're pretty much guaranteed that he's going to emerge from the shadow of the other musicians and show us exactly what he can do when not being held back by the others, prepare to be amazed. Or not. In other words get ready to head for the bar when this arsehole steps forward.nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
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I'm sure I'd appreciate that more if I'd been a Phish head.free thoughtpolice wrote:I've composed a bass duet:Patrick wrote:Don't go bad mouthing bass solos. I (hazily) remember them being quite interesting when I followed this guy around in college.nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/phil-lesh.jpg
hoist by her own IUD
SallyStrangerthanFiction is dumb as a box of hammers:
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197263
SallyStrange wrote:What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Am I supposed to be scared off asking about your pictures because you want to dig around in my uterus and claim I’m poor?Franc wrote:BTW – did you manage to steal an IUD from welfare services Sal?
http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.pngFranc wrote:You were the twit that tweeted about defrauding your welfare system. I guess it’s what you do between building rockets and watching MythBusters -
http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.png
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Oh, okay. I see. When I reply to a post it's like I subscribe - which ios fine....Surely with all your collective brains it could be a bit more fluid though? Do we need Coll - that sexy engineer bird - ette on the case!?bhoytony wrote:When I go to a gig I take note of how many strings the bassist has. Four strings, great, he's probably going to be ok. Five strings, possibly ok, but more likely we're going to get a fucking awful bass solo. Once you get to six strings and over, you're pretty much guaranteed that he's going to emerge from the shadow of the other musicians and show us exactly what he can do when not being held back by the others, prepare to be amazed. Or not. In other words get ready to head for the bar when this arsehole steps forward.nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
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Oops - apparently she's claiming to be a different Sally. My bad? :oops:
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Was that Sally Strange at Nugent's blog? I got the impression it was just some random poster with the same name. She was only posting as Sally, not Sally Strange. It looked to me like franc was ripping into the wrong person. I could be mistaken though.Apples wrote:SallyStrangerthanFiction is dumb as a box of hammers:
SallyStrange wrote:What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Am I supposed to be scared off asking about your pictures because you want to dig around in my uterus and claim I’m poor?Franc wrote:BTW – did you manage to steal an IUD from welfare services Sal?http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.pngFranc wrote:You were the twit that tweeted about defrauding your welfare system. I guess it’s what you do between building rockets and watching MythBusters -
http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.png
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197263
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Apples wrote:SallyStrangerthanFiction is dumb as a box of hammers:
SallyStrange wrote:What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Am I supposed to be scared off asking about your pictures because you want to dig around in my uterus and claim I’m poor?Franc wrote:BTW – did you manage to steal an IUD from welfare services Sal?http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.pngFranc wrote:You were the twit that tweeted about defrauding your welfare system. I guess it’s what you do between building rockets and watching MythBusters -
http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.png
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197263
Bad taste, but I'd love to see an Afghanistan sketch (maybe SNL) where the soldier attempts to defuse an IUD. PM me when you get it please :D
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Actually, he doesn't say he can't find lies, he says he can't find anything negative about Ophelia. Maybe it's the positive things that are the lies. :oApples wrote:Josh and Ophelia are harassing Derek Walsh about "lies and character slurs" about Ophelia on one of Nugent's threads. I can't find what they're talking about, and neither can he.
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Apples, there is, so far as I know, no proof whatsoever that Sally at Nugent's blog is SallyStrange. And there have been comments stating categorically that Sally at Nugent's blog is not SallysStrange. Let's, please, stick to provable facts. OK?
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Ah, OK, Apples, I just saw your "my bad".
Sheesh. Things do move fast around here.
Sheesh. Things do move fast around here.
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Stop it! Fucking hell, Tigzy and Apples, I've soiled myself at the imagery you're giving. Keep up the masterful funnies! (Seriously, no sarcasm, fucking hilarious!)Tigzy wrote:I actually feel kinda sorry for Michael now. He must be sitting there, peeking through his fingers at the monitor screen, going, 'What the fuh - what the fuck has happened here?'Apples wrote:You are so right. :) The Nugent threads are the like the first Gulf War. You go in expecting the Republican Guard wielding nerve gas and end up with a turkey shoot resulting in the Highway of Death. The FTBers are hopeless and helpless in the field.Tigzy wrote:I think I just ruptured an organ laughing.
Ellenbeth just Goatse'd Michael's thread. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Andrew suggested that franc was again shooting from the lip without much to go on:Apples wrote:Oops - apparently she's claiming to be a different Sally. My bad? :oops:
AndrewV69 wrote: Sally, #80
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Am I supposed to be scared off asking about your pictures because you want to dig around in my uterus and claim I’m poor?â€
Actually, I believe it means he has confused you with Sally Strange.
@franc,
I could be wrong but I do not think that this is Sally Strange. Cut her some slack.
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You may want to register so people don't get to impersonate you.whocares wrote:It's funny watching you shitheads scramble to look like decent human beings when it suits your present narrative over at Nugents. You're scum, deal with it. Any other time and that picture would not have been unembedded. Freeze peach and all that.
D-d-d-d-damage control!
Also, we've always been decent human beings but you've obviously only started reading since Nugent. Which, if you wanted to have some confirmation bias, would have appeared like we changed.
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Aratina can't understand anything.cunt wrote:An apology to Skepsheik would make Atheist Ireland not hypocrites. No wonder spokesgay and aratina can't understand this.Dick Strawkins wrote:SpokesGay and Ratty aren't happy with the way things are going.
http://i.imgur.com/4HWEXLr.jpg
Meanwhile, I heard some talk that this may be a progressives versus libertarian issue in the atheist movement (on Oklahoma Atheists podcast from Sept 2012). I just want to make clear that I am a progressive AND FTB IS STILL MUTHERFUGGING CRAZY.
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What's hilarious about that is that Miriam (or "Miri, the Professional Fun-Ruiner") made a post about advice to feminist men, where one of the points were, "Do not lecture women about their own oppression."Outwest wrote:And for more hilarity, the Canuck chimes in:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck ... g-offense/
http://freethoughtblogs.com/brutereason ... nist-guys/
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Testify sister!whocares wrote:My name is whocares and I am silly bum-bum face.
(See?)
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bhoytony wrote:When I go to a gig I take note of how many strings the bassist has. Four strings, great, he's probably going to be ok. Five strings, possibly ok, but more likely we're going to get a fucking awful bass solo. Once you get to six strings and over, you're pretty much guaranteed that he's going to emerge from the shadow of the other musicians and show us exactly what he can do when not being held back by the others, prepare to be amazed. Or not. In other words get ready to head for the bar when this arsehole steps forward.nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
Ouch!
[youtube]ES41_eidgmc[/youtube]
Bass solo @ 6:05
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They do seem rather clueless – a couple of ignorant dickheads. Why should they be thinking that AI/Walsh should be apologizing to Benson and Myers? Presumably AI was apologizing to Skepsheik for some sexist and racist language directed his way by AI – how does that translate into some insult to Myers and Benson?rocko2466 wrote:Aratina can't understand anything.cunt wrote:An apology to Skepsheik would make Atheist Ireland not hypocrites. No wonder spokesgay and aratina can't understand this.Dick Strawkins wrote:SpokesGay and Ratty aren't happy with the way things are going.
http://i.imgur.com/4HWEXLr.jpg
Meanwhile, I heard some talk that this may be a progressives versus libertarian issue in the atheist movement (on Oklahoma Atheists podcast from Sept 2012). I just want to make clear that I am a progressive AND FTB IS STILL MUTHERFUGGING CRAZY.
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OK, confess. How many strings?FrankGrimes wrote:
Ouch!
[youtube]ES41_eidgmc[/youtube]
Bass solo @ 6:05
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I thought we were going to stop photoshopping pictures of Ophelia!Patrick wrote:Don't go bad mouthing bass solos. I (hazily) remember them being quite interesting when I followed this guy around in college.nippletwister wrote:I hope nobody has posted this one yet, can't be bothered to read five pages to see.
From one part-time bassist to erikthebassist (and everyone else), my all time favorite musician joke:
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote
site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of
travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the
anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those
drums?"
The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."
Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the
anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have
stopped, what happens now?"
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass
Solo".
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/phil-lesh.jpg
(I'm not wearing my glasses - is that what the image is?)
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Rocko2466: Hey, wait. No. That's a cliff! Guys. Please. You're marching off a...tina wrote:Setár, genderqueer Elf-Sheriff of Atheism+
"They can have their Slymepit, where they can engage in their Tea Party rhetoric towards PZ and Stephanie and all sorts of other wonderful feminist skeptics. History is on the move; if they do not wish to keep up we can leave them behind to watch from a distance."
Please can everyone wave nicely for once. No rude gestures this time, y'all hear? Tx :violin:
Other Slymepitters: It's fine. We've tried. Let them be. They've made up their minds.
Setar: Fuck you alllllllll.
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Your job is now to post pictures in response to things. Coz that was awesome.16bitheretic wrote:http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u58 ... 78797.jpegtina wrote:Setár, genderqueer Elf-Sheriff of Atheism+
"They can have their Slymepit, where they can engage in their Tea Party rhetoric towards PZ and Stephanie and all sorts of other wonderful feminist skeptics. History is on the move; if they do not wish to keep up we can leave them behind to watch from a distance."
Please can everyone wave nicely for once. No rude gestures this time, y'all hear? Tx :violin:
http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u58 ... bc4386.gifwhocares wrote:It's funny watching you shitheads scramble to look like decent human beings when it suits your present narrative over at Nugents. You're scum, deal with it. Any other time and that picture would not have been unembedded. Freeze peach and all that.
D-d-d-d-damage control!
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Though I should add that you're not likely to see these guys in any old bar around town.
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bhoytony wrote:OK, confess. How many strings?FrankGrimes wrote:
Ouch!
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Damn this forum moves fast. Just sayin'.
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For the record so do I. This is an example of genuine harassment in my opinion. If she makes hay out of it I would not blame her one bit.debaser71 wrote:Thanks for pointing that out ReneeHendricks. I genuinely feel bad for O. Benson.
In one of my posts I opened with the statement that he was not only feeding the troll but in his eagerness to score points publicising something distasteful. At that time I did not know if he had Benson's permission to do so but if he did not his behaviour is reprehensible.
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Yep - no excuse for my shooting first and then asking questions/continuing to read the thread. Apologies to Sally/Strange and all onlookers. I really do appreciate the 'Pit's general scrupulousness (nothwithstanding the propaganda from detractors) and w to maintain the standard.John Greg wrote:Ah, OK, Apples, I just saw your "my bad".
Sheesh. Things do move fast around here.
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His finger was vibrating frenziedly with the extacy of a 'gothcha'.Apples wrote:Peezis Christ - Nugent repeated his "naked image" post-link tweet 5 times - first to himself, then to PZ, then to Ophelia and Melody, then to EllenBeth and Elyse, then to Karla and Justin. I'm not a twitterer, but does this mean all of his followers get it five times on their feeds?
It also got him out of a few holes, one being answering questions about morals.
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Right but it ended up making him look dishonest. I stopped reading at that point. The more honest thing to do would have been to add it to his list of things he already thinks are wrong with the 'pit, "Here is number 51," and then actually address the questions raised (Skepsheik's for example). Instead he deflected, and now we know he doesn't actually want to advance the conversation (I know many people already thought this, I had some hope though).Jack wrote:His finger was vibrating frenziedly with the extacy of a 'gothcha'.Apples wrote:Peezis Christ - Nugent repeated his "naked image" post-link tweet 5 times - first to himself, then to PZ, then to Ophelia and Melody, then to EllenBeth and Elyse, then to Karla and Justin. I'm not a twitterer, but does this mean all of his followers get it five times on their feeds?
It also got him out of a few holes, one being answering questions about morals.
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I'm leaning towards cynicism with regards to this situation, especially considering what I've read of Benson's output over the last year or so. I have my depressive phases (as do many people), but I tend to stay off the internet during them, and try to spend more time outdoors exercising and playing with my dogs, or visiting with my friends. I don't have Twitter or Facebook accounts either, and I know better than to go look myself up on RateMyProfessor or similar. Really, if Ophelia's pals (and she receives several orders of magnitude more cyber-attention and sympathy than I ever would) wanted to do her a favor, they would suggest that she restrict her internet wanderings, at least for awhile. Given her conference attendance and speaking, it's not as if she has social anxiety that prevents her from interacting with people IRL. She might like people online more than she does in meatspace, but she's certainly not the only person who has that bias.Apples wrote:I'm with Welch here. Ophelia's almost comical self-regard is evident in almost everything she writes. She dishes out uncharitable criticism of others on an almost daily basis, all while demonstrating a spectacular, bristling unwillingness to admit error or accept the slightest correction.welch wrote:She's been far too active in the "HOW DARE YOU DEMAND I TAKE WHAT I DISH OUT" bullshit for me to suddenly give a fuck about how she's feeling. If she wishes the people she has shat upon to suddenly be solicitous of her mental outlook, maybe she should start being a little less of an uncaring harpy herself.
If she wants to get less flak, she'll have to stop acting like a spoiled, infallible brat and get over her self-serving delusion that the reason she gets pushback is that she is an "outspoken woman."
It's no accident that she (like Laden and PZ) has alienated so many former allies (including her authorial collaborator) and that her best friends in the movement appear to be Zvan, Aratina Sewer, Josh the SpokesHarpy, and EllenBeth Wachs.
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If that was in reference to "Sally" over at the Nugent blog all I have to say is that I do not think it was Sally Strange.Apples wrote:SallyStrangerthanFiction is dumb as a box of hammers:
SallyStrange wrote:What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Am I supposed to be scared off asking about your pictures because you want to dig around in my uterus and claim I’m poor?Franc wrote:BTW – did you manage to steal an IUD from welfare services Sal?http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.pngFranc wrote:You were the twit that tweeted about defrauding your welfare system. I guess it’s what you do between building rockets and watching MythBusters -
http://i.imgur.com/gqDMJ.png
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197263
I said so here:
http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/07 ... ent-197372
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Note to self: Scroll down before you post.Apples wrote:Oops - apparently she's claiming to be a different Sally. My bad? :oops:
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Meanwhile, the Skepchicks have yet to come up with a Thursday Bad Graph post, or whatever it was that Becky Whatnot called her radical new idea.
Seriously, it's like the entire FfTB and Skepchick crew are a load of Poes, like a bunch of religionists pretending to be atheists to discredit us by behaving like complete fucking idiots, freeloaders and general cunts.
Seriously, it's like the entire FfTB and Skepchick crew are a load of Poes, like a bunch of religionists pretending to be atheists to discredit us by behaving like complete fucking idiots, freeloaders and general cunts.
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Note, note to self: not after bedtime!AndrewV69 wrote:Note to self: Scroll down before you post.Apples wrote:Oops - apparently she's claiming to be a different Sally. My bad? :oops: