Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

#3361

Tigzy wrote:
Suet Cardigan wrote: It looks like a mugshot of a man who's depressed at getting caught, but still able to smile a little because he's thinking that although he's going to prison, at least he will be away from his wife for a couple of years.
And might even find the kind of love which, though rough, would be a hundred times more genuine than what he's currently getting.

Well, they did agree to an open marriage.

#3362

feathers wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:something happened in crazy town

http://www.elyseanders.com/blog/2015/7/ ... isnotaflaw

I hope she finds the right guy...
A shrink?

When I saw the url "elyseanders.com," I was very triggered.

#3363

Oh no. Banders has a white girl twerking for a nose just like moot.

#3364

James Caruthers wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I might have kicked a hornets nest on one of the gay blogs I frequent. The story is that when Siri is asked about Bruce Jenner, she corrects to Caitlyn. My response was that I hope she doesn't name Caitlyn when asked about the 1976 decathlon, because I don't like retconning.

So far I've been accused of insensitivity for using a "dead name", and asked if I'd feel the same way if Muhammad Ali was listed as winning a bout or an award while he was Cassius Clay? Answer: yes.
Thoughts?
"Deadnaming" is not even an offense unless done for malicious reasons.

I have only even learned that term in the last month.

#3365

Tigzy wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote:
They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
Her hubby - as it were - looks kinda like a root vegetable. Damn though, you have to feel sorry for the dude. Look at the abject defeat in that face:

http://i.imgur.com/os9FYhY.png

It's a look that has gone totally beyond misery, to a stage of almost zenlike resignation. But still - there's a kind of bleak peace about this man, I think. The tranquility of someone who knows he has fucked up beyond all hope, and at least has the quietude of knowing he cannot fuck up any worse in being married to this grasping, hateful, lunatic missus who shags other guys and looks like a sausage with more skin than filling.

white girl twerking nose

http://3g28wn33sno63ljjq514qr87.wpengin ... .50-PM.png

#3366

Parody Accountant wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:so good posted it twice. sorry
And comments in between. I'm impressed.

She's like that runner from australia (?) who does that warmup routine.

I find that quite sexy, provided the woman is into it.

Jet >Jenneke

#3367

We should raise a fund to purchase the services of a really high-class and attractive hooker for Elyse's hubby. I'd bet anything that wrinkled harridan would soon start reconsidering their little open-marriage arrangement.

#3368

My friend just said "Honeybanders looks as if he's haunted by the souls of ten thousand lost mariners."

#3369

Tigzy wrote:We should raise a fund to purchase the services of a really high-class and attractive hooker for Elyse's hubby. I'd bet anything that wrinkled harridan would soon start reconsidering their little open-marriage arrangement.

Does Kickstarter allow that?

Can you imagine how the guy would feel after experiencing this:

http://images2.villagevoice.com/imager/ ... pre560.jpg

After years of being chained to a crazy person?

#3370

NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.

IIRC, he likes to watch.

#3371

Tigzy wrote:We should raise a fund to purchase the services of a really high-class and attractive hooker for Elyse's hubby. I'd bet anything that wrinkled harridan would soon start reconsidering their little open-marriage arrangement.

I ask my lass if she's busy this weekend. We'll get mates rates.

#3372

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
IIRC, he likes to watch.

Please, please let Carrier be involved.

#3373

comhcinc wrote:IF we truly are as awful as FtB claims then according to Ellen Poe we are winning

So hurray?

Trolls always win. #teamtroll #notalltrolls

#3374

comhcinc wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I might have kicked a hornets nest on one of the gay blogs I frequent. The story is that when Siri is asked about Bruce Jenner, she corrects to Caitlyn. My response was that I hope she doesn't name Caitlyn when asked about the 1976 decathlon, because I don't like retconning.

So far I've been accused of insensitivity for using a "dead name", and asked if I'd feel the same way if Muhammad Ali was listed as winning a bout or an award while he was Cassius Clay? Answer: yes.
Thoughts?
"Deadnaming" is not even an offense unless done for malicious reasons.

I have only even learned that term in the last month.

In the course of my infiltrations, I have seen many an SJW piece of shit use "deadnaming" as a tool to shame, browbeat and witch hunt other SJWs.

#3375

Banders and Baxter should start a support group.

#3376

Really? wrote:
Tigzy wrote:We should raise a fund to purchase the services of a really high-class and attractive hooker for Elyse's hubby. I'd bet anything that wrinkled harridan would soon start reconsidering their little open-marriage arrangement.
Does Kickstarter allow that?

Can you imagine how the guy would feel after experiencing this:

http://images2.villagevoice.com/imager/ ... pre560.jpg

After years of being chained to a crazy person?

What is she like at snu-snu?

#3377

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Banders and Baxter should start a support group.

You could probably bully them into starting one.

#3378

Tony Parsehole wrote: mates rates.

That is a great term!

#3379

James Caruthers wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I might have kicked a hornets nest on one of the gay blogs I frequent. The story is that when Siri is asked about Bruce Jenner, she corrects to Caitlyn. My response was that I hope she doesn't name Caitlyn when asked about the 1976 decathlon, because I don't like retconning.

So far I've been accused of insensitivity for using a "dead name", and asked if I'd feel the same way if Muhammad Ali was listed as winning a bout or an award while he was Cassius Clay? Answer: yes.
Thoughts?
"Deadnaming" is not even an offense unless done for malicious reasons.

We need Godfrey to start the #transname hashtag.

#3380

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
IIRC, he likes to watch.

"likes" to watch or is told to watch?

#3381

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
IIRC, he likes to watch.
"likes" to watch or is told to watch?

Likes to be told to watch.

Guest · #3382

When he's being cucked I bet he has the same expression Krebs has when Hitler is screaming at him in Downfall.

#3383

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
IIRC, he likes to watch.

I wonder if he minds Dick Carrier giving him a bit of a spangling.

#3384

It's a hard cuck life.

#3385

Really? wrote:
Tigzy wrote:We should raise a fund to purchase the services of a really high-class and attractive hooker for Elyse's hubby. I'd bet anything that wrinkled harridan would soon start reconsidering their little open-marriage arrangement.
Does Kickstarter allow that?

Can you imagine how the guy would feel after experiencing this:

http://images2.villagevoice.com/imager/ ... pre560.jpg

After years of being chained to a crazy person?

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#3386

Lsuoma wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I might have kicked a hornets nest on one of the gay blogs I frequent. The story is that when Siri is asked about Bruce Jenner, she corrects to Caitlyn. My response was that I hope she doesn't name Caitlyn when asked about the 1976 decathlon, because I don't like retconning.

So far I've been accused of insensitivity for using a "dead name", and asked if I'd feel the same way if Muhammad Ali was listed as winning a bout or an award while he was Cassius Clay? Answer: yes.
Thoughts?
"Deadnaming" is not even an offense unless done for malicious reasons.
We need Godfrey to start the #transname hashtag.

Godfrey has had his fun tonight.

#3387

I'm off to bed anyway. Night, Pit

#3388

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
IIRC, he likes to watch.

By the looks of that picture, he was watching when it was taken.

#3389

Tony Parsehole wrote:My friend just said "Honeybanders looks as if he's haunted by the souls of ten thousand lost mariners."

Compared to Carrier, who has just got a face-full.

#3390

feathers wrote:
Kirbmarc wrote:
paddybrown wrote:Perhaps more likely we glossed over Soviet atrocities because they were our allies in WWII?
This, with a side order of the fact that Soviet atrocities were harder to detect and less thoroughly documented than Nazi atrocities.
Also, the Holocaust happened right under the noses of us Europeans (who saw the raids and the Durchgangslager in our own cities) and the American-English invasion force (who liberated the camps), and WWII's history is typically documented by these groups.

No involved conspiracy theory necessary.

Ukraine can't into Europe? :think: Or the Baltic states, or Eastern Poland...

http://www.euratlas.net/history/hisatla ... Europe.jpg

(I'm sure you meant "Western Europeans" or some such, but if we're going to laugh at someone for saying Greece is an island... :whistle:)

#3391

Parody Accountant wrote:something happened in crazy town

http://www.elyseanders.com/blog/2015/7/ ... isnotaflaw

I hope she finds the right guy...

I felt a disturbance in the farce (and alcohol futures).

#3392

NoGodsEver wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote: They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
IIRC, he likes to watch.
By the looks of that picture, he was watching when it was taken.

http://i.imgur.com/os9FYhY.png

http://imgfave-chat-herokuapp-com.globa ... 838038.jpg

#3393

Tigzy wrote: http://i.imgur.com/os9FYhY.png

It's a look that has gone totally beyond misery, to a stage of almost zenlike resignation. But still - there's a kind of bleak peace about this man, I think. The tranquility of someone who knows he has fucked up beyond all hope, and at least has the quietude of knowing he cannot fuck up any worse in being married to this grasping, hateful, lunatic missus who shags other guys and looks like a sausage with more skin than filling.

That photo should be posted in hospices so the dying can get a proper sense of perspective.

#3394

Tony Parsehole wrote: Godfrey has had his fun tonight.

[youtube]-1GadTfGFvU[/youtube]

#3395

katamari Damassi wrote:I might have kicked a hornets nest on one of the gay blogs I frequent. The story is that when Siri is asked about Bruce Jenner, she corrects to Caitlyn. My response was that I hope she doesn't name Caitlyn when asked about the 1976 decathlon, because I don't like retconning.

So far I've been accused of insensitivity for using a "dead name", and asked if I'd feel the same way if Muhammad Ali was listed as winning a bout or an award while he was Cassius Clay? Answer: yes.
Thoughts?

Well without her past self being entirely relevant to the conversation no one would know who Caitlyn Jenner was. In fact I think it would be very difficult for some preachies and perhaps SIri to answer the question "who is Caitlyn Jenner" without referring to her former identity.

Guest · #3396

windy wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote: Godfrey has had his fun tonight.
[youtube]-1GadTfGFvU[/youtube]

theunitofcaring.tumblr. com/post/124084847686/the-strategy-recalls-the-one-favored-by-a

#3397

Tony Parsehole wrote: Godfrey has had his fun tonight.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

#3398

I love that Nerd of Redhead keeps claiming to be a real scientist.

The dopey old cunt must keep Meyers awake at night, wondering what cretinous bullshit he's going to find Nerd has spewed out onto his website as "science" the next morning.

http://i.imgur.com/wMDJPcs.png

Not bad, just a couple of hours from receipt until televised nationally on a science program. Technology can be wonderful.

http://i.imgur.com/sRZjajl.jpg

#3399

SM12 wrote:
Really? wrote:
Tigzy wrote:We should raise a fund to purchase the services of a really high-class and attractive hooker for Elyse's hubby. I'd bet anything that wrinkled harridan would soon start reconsidering their little open-marriage arrangement.
Does Kickstarter allow that?

Can you imagine how the guy would feel after experiencing this:

http://images2.villagevoice.com/imager/ ... pre560.jpg

After years of being chained to a crazy person?
What is she like at snu-snu?

Snu-Snu? I was like :

http://orig01.deviantart.net/df23/f/201 ... 6x9ipc.jpg

So I looked it up cause I could not stand not knowing any more. So now I know but for some reason I am still afraid to find out what an Alaskian snowball (is that even the right term?) means.

#3400

Fucking LOL!

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#3401

Lsuoma wrote:Fucking LOL!

applelol.jpg

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploa ... phone.jpeg

#3402

Tigzy wrote: http://i.imgur.com/os9FYhY.png

It's a look that has gone totally beyond misery, to a stage of almost zenlike resignation. But still - there's a kind of bleak peace about this man, I think. The tranquility of someone who knows he has fucked up beyond all hope, and at least has the quietude of knowing he cannot fuck up any worse in being married to this grasping, hateful, lunatic missus who shags other guys and looks like a sausage with more skin than filling.

[youtube]mZQKhA36q7Q[/youtube]

#3403

The Jim Morrison/ Honeybander thing just didn't work for me. Sorry Matt. :drool:

#3404

Hornypecker must have done his index post. Ol' pit is slow tonight.

Shatterface as Guest · #3405

Reading the comments at The Guardian under the story of the latest terrorist shooting in the US just makes me wish their site caused cancer.

Shaterface

#3406

Elyse Anders scares me: I'm kind of crazy. What if I am as crazy as her?

#3407

Tigzy wrote:
NoGodsEver wrote:
They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.
Her hubby - as it were - looks kinda like a root vegetable. Damn though, you have to feel sorry for the dude. Look at the abject defeat in that face:

http://i.imgur.com/os9FYhY.png

It's a look that has gone totally beyond misery, to a stage of almost zenlike resignation. But still - there's a kind of bleak peace about this man, I think. The tranquility of someone who knows he has fucked up beyond all hope, and at least has the quietude of knowing he cannot fuck up any worse in being married to this grasping, hateful, lunatic missus who shags other guys and looks like a sausage with more skin than filling.

Bloody Hell. Poor sod. That's heart-wrenching, that is. :(

#3408

So Gawker just put their foot in their moth and decided to put a bullet in same foot just for good measure...

Short version:

Guy tries to hire gay porn star as a escort.
Guy is not a public figure, not out of the closet but married with a wife and three kids and a nice job as CFO of Conde Nast.
Gay porn star figures out the identity of the guy, and that his brother is an ex Treasury Secretary for Obama.
Gay porn star want to sue his former landlord for discrimination, and decides that the guy should use his vague connection to Obama to help him with this.
Guy bails.

In other words, the only thing this non-public guy actually did was attempt to cheat on his wife with a gay escort - he did not use any political influence to pull any strings, he didn't even actually cheat on his wife or pay for sex, since he bailed...

So what does Gawker do when this blackmailing porn-star comes to them with this story?

Well of course they decide to help this blackmailer! They run the story, outing this in-the-closet guy with full name and picture - even though there's nothing newsworthy about it, the guy isn't a public figure, and didn't really do anything - the only story seem to be Gawker going "LOOK WE FOUND A CHEATING GAY GUY! LETS SHAME HIM!" (though some GGers are speculating that it might be revenge on Conde Nast for firing Pao).

So far, reactions seem to be unanimous disgust from everyone, even other Gawker employes are shaking their heads.

#3409

NoGodsEver wrote:They have some sort of open marriage where she fucks dudes on the side and I guess he doesn't care. He's a goofy-looking fat guy so I'm guessing it's pretty one-sided. I hate that I know any of this.

If I'm to be fucked I'd prefer it on the front, optionally even on the back, but on the side? Never.

#3410

Service Dog wrote:Elyse Anders scares me: I'm kind of crazy. What if I am as crazy as her?

There's bad crazy and good crazy. Elyse is bad crazy. You? That is for you to decide. And us, of course. We're always judging.

#3411

AnonymousCowherd wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
No I am cool enough that I don't know any Coldplay sounds.
There's a difference between being cool and being a hermit, mate.
But are you cool enough to know any Cold Chisel?

[youtube]SUGlWCCVA4M[/youtube]

OMG, never thought I'd see Chisel on the 'Pit. Yay!

I literally bumped into Barnesy coming through the revolving doors at the entrance to Sky City Grand in Auckland last April. I was in Auckland for work and Barnesy was supporting Bruce Springsteen. We nodded.

PS, to all Kiwis (including expats). Auckland has THE BEST food scene of any city's CBD, that I HAVE EVER been to. I was there initially one week, when me and Barnsey got all pal-ly in the revolving door incident - and then for another week a couple of months later (got the wife to meet me over there second time round). And every single place I ate in, from fine-diners, through to pub bistros, to everything in between, had a seriously awesome level of foody-excellence going on.

I spent one memorable afternoon with my wife in this place, getting shit-faced - they match Sakis and Japanese beers with each morsel. Neither of us particularly remember leaving.

https://www.skycityauckland.co.nz/restaurants/masu/

Tl;dr - Barney and I are tight as. Auckland does good tucker.

#3412

Scented Nectar wrote:
comhcinc wrote:They have a comic based off that show called Batman 66. I have not read it but it seems to have some good reviews.

http://13thdimension.com/wp-content/upl ... var-11.jpg
That's more like it. The characters look like how I remember them. :)

It's funny, I don't remember Adam West looking like that. In my mind's eye he looks like a middle-aged man with a beer gut.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand (says the middle-aged man with a...you get the idea)

#3413

Surgeon visit today. Hopefully I'll know what's going on. Fingers crossed!

#3414

Good luck Phil.

#3415

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Surgeon visit today. Hopefully I'll know what's going on. Fingers crossed!

[youtube]HoLs0V8T5AA[/youtube]

But seriously, best of luck, Phil.

#3416

John Greg wrote:Good luck Phil.

Did you just haz an oxymoron?

#3417

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Surgeon visit today. Hopefully I'll know what's going on. Fingers crossed!

Make sure to double up on the bubble wrap before you leave your house. You don't want to break your arm when some new disaster hits!

#3418

Kirbmarc wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Surgeon visit today. Hopefully I'll know what's going on. Fingers crossed!
[youtube]HoLs0V8T5AA[/youtube]

But seriously, best of luck, Phil.

Considering my parents banned TV from our house from 1974 to 1982 incl. (voice of Satan, you know the drill) the fact I know every single frame of the 6MillionDollarMan intro speaks to the power and ubiquity of the U.S. re-run during the second half of the 80s.

I also know every word to 'Believe it or no (I'm walking on Air)', and can flawlessly whistle the intro to the A-team.

#3419

Oh, yeah; and good luck, Phil. Hoping for good news.

#3420

acathode wrote:So Gawker just put their foot in their moth and decided to put a bullet in same foot just for good measure...

<snip>

(archive link removed to symbolically preserve a morsel of privacy for the guy)

Can't believe they published that. Nice to see all the pushback it's getting Gawker, though, even from people who say they usually like it. Interesting role Ted Cruz has had, too, in it.

From twitchy.com's response article:

The beauty of Twitter is that even we donâ€™t have to reward Gawker with a click to find out just what garbage itâ€™s serving its readers that has them so appalled tonight. Journalists in particular are calling out the site for going well beyond the line, and even Gawker senior writer Adam Weinstein has tweeted that he had no part in the piece, nor would he have run it.

etc