Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

[Tribble]

Steers, if anyone wants to know specifics, I can reply to PM queries -- I said so in my first one or two request posts.

Although, it should be noted that I stated in various posts that the received funds were earmarked to take care of overdue taxes, and a few months worth of essential monthly expenses.

As to my personal activities, many of which I have already listed, how much detail do you require? How much do you think you are entitled to?

At any rate, that is not the kind of information I wish to share in our open spaces, especially after some of the hostile comments that were initially posted after I first made my request.

Lastly, after the last years of up and down employment and diminishing tech writing opportunities, I am not, and have not been (as I clearly pointed out) just doing nothing other than "simply waiting for more manna from heaven". So you can fuck off with that wee implicit and insulting insinuation, OK?

It's none of his business.

[Tribble]

I saw a post that Skepticon had no money. Weren't they the ones that gave money back to the Center For Inquiry because Ron Lindsay asked a couple questions at the Secular Women conference? Dumb.

I'll pony up $150 for a full-page ad in the Skepticon program if someone else does the design work. It looks like we'd be the first sponsor.

http://skepticon.org/sponsors/

Let them fail.

[MacGruberKnows]

The only thing I remember about Tank isn't Jimmy boy, much as I love him, I just remember the t-shirt:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/ ... 6.1671.jpg

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

The only thing I remember about Tank isn't Jimmy boy, much as I love him, I just remember the t-shirt:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/ ... 6.1671.jpg

That's not a t-shirt, it has full length sleeves.

[Service Dog]

I watched this with my neighbor tonight. Ever seen it?
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BM ... SY720_.jpg

[rayshul]

I saw a post that Skepticon had no money. Weren't they the ones that gave money back to the Center For Inquiry because Ron Lindsay asked a couple questions at the Secular Women conference? Dumb.

I'll pony up $150 for a full-page ad in the Skepticon program if someone else does the design work. It looks like we'd be the first sponsor.

http://skepticon.org/sponsors/

Let them fail.

I think there'd be something nice about having a "Skepticon - SPONSORED BY THE SLYMEPIT".

[rayshul]

I just confidently opened Adobe Photoshop and got ready to do some design work when I remembered I have no idea how to do that.

[Ape+lust]

Elyse is going to her high school reunion tomorrow. She's been posting on Facebook about how she's very superior to them, because she's leading a revolution and all of them have to go to jobs where they, you know, contribute something.

I can't imagine that she'll do the right thing and abstain from alcohol. Be ready, 922.

http://i.imgur.com/WGdFYnf.jpg

:lol: :lol:

Flaccid first responders!

That's aweseome :D

[Guest_84d94f98]

I'll pony up $150 for a full-page ad in the Skepticon program if someone else does the design work. It looks like we'd be the first sponsor.

skepticon.org/sponsors/

Let them fail.

I think there'd be something nice about having a "Skepticon - SPONSORED BY THE SLYMEPIT".

Let's be serious. If they would turn down money from CFI just for asking questions, then they would turn down all hosts of money for all sorts of reasons. They won't publish your add, unless it flies under the nose of their SJWer radar.

-Soylent f98

[Matt Cavanaugh]

I'm in on a Slymepit ad &/or booth at Skepticon. I'll do layout, write copy, ante up, whatever. Let's do a simple, very pro-skepticism message & make them turn us down.

[piginthecity]

But if I post that, does fairness require that I report that she has decided to return the donations to her moving-fund?
http://i.imgur.com/TZllRPS.png

Even if she goes back on this, it betrays a moment of lucidity, an understanding of what SJWism actually is.

To SJWs, the dogma is right. Everyone else is wrong. There's no "not cut out for the life", there's only a choice between following the true way or being to be a shitlord / internalising misogyny.

Here's Elyse, of all people, recognising that SJW is something which makes demands on its followers and for which they pay a price.

Whether on not Elyse is an especially compassionate person is beside the point. The fact is that she's capable of compassion despite her problems and she knows on some level that it's the cult of SJWism which is telling her that her level of compassion is insufficient.

I don't suppose we'll be presenting her with her lynx any time soon, though.

[MacGruberKnows]

But if I post that, does fairness require that I report that she has decided to return the donations to her moving-fund?
http://i.imgur.com/TZllRPS.png

Even if she goes back on this, it betrays a moment of lucidity, an understanding of what SJWism actually is.

To SJWs, the dogma is right. Everyone else is wrong. There's no "not cut out for the life", there's only a choice between following the true way or being to be a shitlord / internalising misogyny.

Here's Elyse, of all people, recognising that SJW is something which makes demands on its followers and for which they pay a price.

Whether on not Elyse is an especially compassionate person is beside the point. The fact is that she's capable of compassion despite her problems and she knows on some level that it's the cult of SJWism which is telling her that her level of compassion is insufficient.

I don't suppose we'll be presenting her with her lynx any time soon, though.

Elyse is a narcissist, which is about the worst type of sociopath. Even the skepchicks caught her self-involved crap and tossed her out. Elyse takes more selfies than fitness models and bodybuilders. Way more. And they are selfies of god-awful stretched bellyskin, black eyes, holding an enema bag. She blogs about farts that turn into crapped panties. Turns her awful behaviour into her awful 'victimization'. How much more self-involved can you be? Elyse is all about Elyse. Drama, drama, drama, drama and then some more drama. But all about Elyse.

[Brive1987]

Life can be very good.

http://i.imgur.com/JsrMSMf.jpg

[Brive1987]

I'm in on a Slymepit ad &/or booth at Skepticon. I'll do layout, write copy, ante up, whatever. Let's do a simple, very pro-skepticism message & make them turn us down.

i will laminate a buffet of timelines as suggested. The death of FtB as Melby conducted her anal core would be very apropros.

[Badger3k]

But if I post that, does fairness require that I report that she has decided to return the donations to her moving-fund?
http://i.imgur.com/TZllRPS.png

Even if she goes back on this, it betrays a moment of lucidity, an understanding of what SJWism actually is.

To SJWs, the dogma is right. Everyone else is wrong. There's no "not cut out for the life", there's only a choice between following the true way or being to be a shitlord / internalising misogyny.

Here's Elyse, of all people, recognising that SJW is something which makes demands on its followers and for which they pay a price.

Whether on not Elyse is an especially compassionate person is beside the point. The fact is that she's capable of compassion despite her problems and she knows on some level that it's the cult of SJWism which is telling her that her level of compassion is insufficient.

I don't suppose we'll be presenting her with her lynx any time soon, though.

Elyse is a narcissist, which is about the worst type of sociopath. Even the skepchicks caught her self-involved crap and tossed her out. Elyse takes more selfies than fitness models and bodybuilders. Way more. And they are selfies of god-awful stretched bellyskin, black eyes, holding an enema bag. She blogs about farts that turn into crapped panties. Turns her awful behaviour into her awful 'victimization'. How much more self-involved can you be? Elyse is all about Elyse. Drama, drama, drama, drama and then some more drama. But all about Elyse.

Maybe a reality show is in the works : Caitlyn Jenner claims she's forced to wear makeup every day

[Ape+lust]

http://imgur.com/4BhL2Vg.jpg

[Scented Nectar]

Well it's aboot time someone started targeting them again.

Aha! Aboot, eh? Hope this doesn't dox you, but you're only pretending to be American. You're really an undercover Canadian! :)

[Bhurzum]

[img]http://imgur.com/4BhL2Vg.jpg[img]

Consistently amazing!

Here, have some equally excellent music as payment:

[youtube]SXBR96Z8_e8[/youtube]

Don't read anything into the title - it's purely coincidental!

:D

[Søren Lilholt]

Genghis Zvan

When's the shoop coming?

[feathers]

When's the shoop coming?

It's spelled 'shoup' you undercover Canadian!

[Parody Accountant]

Elyse is going to her high school reunion tomorrow. She's been posting on Facebook about how she's very superior to them, because she's leading a revolution and all of them have to go to jobs where they, you know, contribute something.

I can't imagine that she'll do the right thing and abstain from alcohol. Be ready, 922.

http://i.imgur.com/WGdFYnf.jpg

Lolol

[Parody Accountant]

Was elyse always like this?

http://i.imgur.com/EecN0Hn.png
http://i.imgur.com/jG9de9U.png

So yes.

My thoughts too

[Parody Accountant]

Life can be very good.

http://i.imgur.com/JsrMSMf.jpg

Neat pole

[Parody Accountant]

I can donate smashed clay painted trinkets, if we need some merchandise. the under half of the house I live in is a pottery studio... where people make real art. We have multiple kilns, etc.

I can probably talk wife into painting a few retarded rhinos.

I know skep8 will turn it down. But just in case, this is a legit offer.

[Ape+lust]

http://imgur.com/4BhL2Vg.jpg

Consistently amazing!

Here, have some equally excellent music as payment:



Don't read anything into the title - it's purely coincidental!

:D

Haha, thanks!

Great tune, it fits. LazySavant once remixed an image of mine and credited it to "some weirdo on the Slyme Pit." :lol: :lol:

http://imgur.com/4IDGxlP.jpg

[Ape+lust]

I know skep8 will turn it down. But just in case, this is a legit offer.

If they're desperate they might do what Calgary Expo did to the Honey Badgers -- sell the space, then boot out anybody who shows up. In fact, that would be kind of awesome.

[Ape+lust]

Genghis Zvan

When's the shoop coming?

I'll consider it if my cumulative exposure to Zvan this month isn't yet enough to make me hurl :D

[EdwardGemmer]

I'm in on a Slymepit ad &/or booth at Skepticon. I'll do layout, write copy, ante up, whatever. Let's do a simple, very pro-skepticism message & make them turn us down.

"Women are people too."

Love,

The Slymepit

[Parody Accountant]

We could do a nude calendar.

Hell we could just shoop commie's face onto the early skepchick nudes.

(implying that I don't already want to this)

[Parody Accountant]

Wank*

[Brive1987]

Life can be very good.

http://i.imgur.com/JsrMSMf.jpg

Neat pole

I believe the hotels upper story thinks so too. ;)

[comhcinc]

Life can be very good.

http://i.imgur.com/JsrMSMf.jpg

Neat pole

I believe the hotels upper story thinks so too. ;)

I've seen better.

Company I use to work for.
http://www.hbgcolumns.com/

[deLurch]

Wank*

Pics or GTFO.

[deLurch]

Wank*

Pics or GTFO.

[Shatterface]

Anyone on Twitter want to ask Benson why she is defending (among others) Bea Campbell, one of the main perpetrators of the Satanic Ritual Abuse hoax?

http://www.butterfliesandwheels.org/2015/womans-hour-2/

[Parody Accountant]

I'm hoping Matt cavenaugh has our poetry saved from svan's aborted project.

We'll have to complete it ourselves.

I really think theres a market for my plop plop fizz fizz anal jizz high art poems at skepticon8.

[Cnutella]

Wank*

I think we have our banner!

[Parody Accountant]

Is elyse still pondering abandoning sjw?

Something fishy on instagram:

uploadfromtaptalk1443885288787.jpg

(108.39 KiB) Downloaded 234 times

[Billie from Ockham]

The only thing I remember about Tank isn't Jimmy boy, much as I love him, I just remember the t-shirt:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/ ... 6.1671.jpg

Excellent point(s). On a scale of 1 to Farrah Fawcett in red swim-suit, I'd say about 9.

[Service Dog]

Proponent of controversial Facilitated Communication technique, for communicating with the severely disabled, finds a novel way for court judge the method's legitimacy...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -love.html

[MacGruberKnows]

We could do a nude calendar.

Hell we could just shoop commie's face onto the early skepchick nudes.

(implying that I don't already want to this)

Or we could sell the Carrier Shield:

http://cdn.clpmag.com/clpmag/2015/01/Po ... ld-400.jpg

[Parody Accountant]

We could do a nude calendar.

Hell we could just shoop commie's face onto the early skepchick nudes.

(implying that I don't already want to this)

Or we could sell the Carrier Shield:

http://cdn.clpmag.com/clpmag/2015/01/Po ... ld-400.jpg

Interesting prototype. I've increased the protective surface area 317%, while reducing costs to $0.08 CPM (cost per thousand) .

uploadfromtaptalk1443886041642.jpg

(108.7 KiB) Downloaded 235 times

[Parody Accountant]

Pit, are my images working? Fucking crapatalk clone is garbage.

[NoGodsEver]

Is elyse still pondering abandoning sjw?

Something fishy on instagram:

Screenshot_2015-10-03-11-13-54.jpg

She either took her Facebook page private, or deleted it; I can't get to it. What will I do for entertainment?!?!?

[Gumby]

Proponent of controversial Facilitated Communication technique, for communicating with the severely disabled, finds a novel way for court judge the method's legitimacy...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -love.html

The woman is the victim here because the diaper-wearing, severely disabled, mute, cerebral palsy-stricken man was male and an entitled and powerful representative of the Patriarchy. How can you not see that?

[Gumby]

We could do a nude calendar.

Hell we could just shoop commie's face onto the early skepchick nudes.

(implying that I don't already want to this)

Or we could sell the Carrier Shield:

http://cdn.clpmag.com/clpmag/2015/01/Po ... ld-400.jpg

Needs windshield wipers, but a decent prototype.

[Gumby]

Pit, are my images working? Fucking crapatalk clone is garbage.

Yep, they're working.

[Parody Accountant]

Proponent of controversial Facilitated Communication technique, for communicating with the severely disabled, finds a novel way for court judge the method's legitimacy...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -love.html

The woman is the victim here because the diaper-wearing, severely disabled, mute, cerebral palsy-stricken man was male and an entitled and powerful representative of the Patriarchy. How can you not see that?

#IStandWithDJ #OrSit

[Aneris]

We could also still make a cute porcupine the mascot of the secular movement, standing in for robust debate, humanism and a respectful understanding! This will surely go down well! You could top it off by collecting a few quotes (with permissions), just the branding of this good idea could be off, ever so slightly.

I guess you also have to be adept at Getting Crap Past the Radar, examples.

http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.285458125.jpg

[Parody Accountant]

Maybe the philosophy professor was a gwar fan?



"That's when I saw she was quadrapalegic.
And I said "Baby you're looking good"
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door

I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers

[Chorus:]
Good, should, could,
I think it feels pretty good [x2]

[Parody Accountant]

We could also still make a cute porcupine the mascot of the secular movement, standing in for robust debate, humanism and a respectful understanding! This will surely go down well! You could top it off by collecting a few quotes (with permissions), just the branding of this good idea could be off, ever so slightly.

I guess you also have to be adept at Getting Crap Past the Radar, examples.

http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.285458125.jpg

"FUCK ROBIN WILLIAMS"

"MY TITS ARE DOWN HERE."


Ok so I'm not good at subtle.

[Service Dog]

Is elyse still pondering abandoning sjw?

I'm curious what she meant by, "Oh this drama. Skepchick all over again."
Who are "the people who are hurting" her, and
who are the friends with "more compassion for the people hurting" her, than for her?

She either took her Facebook page private, or deleted it; I can't get to it. What will I do for entertainment?!?!?

I conject that taking her Facebook private has something to do with tonight's 20th high school reunion.
Will she still attend, now that half her face is a bruise?

Or maybe taking-facebook-private is due to the feud with her SJW friends?

For surrogate entertainment, watch:
http://pic.smv.so/w120/64/8118d15844a25 ... 6ecce8.jpg
It's the story of an alcoholic writer, returning to her hometown 20 years after graduation.

[Service Dog]

Who are "the people who are hurting" her, and
who are the friends with "more compassion for the people hurting" her, than for her?

Smellody 'liked' that comment, btw. So at least that hugfaction is still intact.

[Parody Accountant]

Wait a minute I might pivot on the woman who had sex with the mentally retarded man who wears diapers.

Have you ever seen the movie The Other Sister? Neither have I. But it was a love story about 2 retards. I think they hold hands, kiss, and learn the alphabet etc. Nobody got arrested! It's just 2 consenting retarded people.

You might be thinking that this situation is different because the woman is a doctor. But admit it, what she did is pretty retarded.

[Parody Accountant]

Who are "the people who are hurting" her, and
who are the friends with "more compassion for the people hurting" her, than for her?

Smellody 'liked' that comment, btw. So at least that hugfaction is still intact.

Not when they discover whatever elyse did.

she treats her trans husband like he's just some piece of shit man.

TERF

[Service Dog]

The tardsex movie 'Pumpkin', with Christina Ricci, is good.

[Parody Accountant]

Tardsex in gummo

[Parody Accountant]

She was a prostitard

[Cunt of Personality]

Farewell Tony, Godfrey, Stephen et al.

http://i.imgur.com/hfLSPJU.jpg

[Service Dog]

'Facilitated Communication' is only a quack pseudoscience, when it's used to talk to severely mentally disabled people.

But it is the mandatory method of establishing consent with fully functioning adult women.

"I want to unbutton your top button now. You have the right to remain silent when questioned. Anything you say or do may be used against me in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present? Yes? I can't hear you. I still can't hear you. Everybody clap your hands and say oh-yeah."

http://image.slidesharecdn.com/autism-0 ... 1248354938