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Lanyrd lists 14 speakers (which is correct) but hasn't yet learned that Bunker was replaced:
http://lanyrd.com/2015/skepticon/
https://archive.is/G6IuP

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PZ references "feminist cthulhu" meme site

http://comediva.com/feminist-cthulhu/

:lol: :) :| :cry: :P :bjarte: :bjarte:

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Have there been rape jokes about Ashley Miller in the last few months?
Also, how many rape jokes does it take to be wallowing, because it is not like there aren’t any. Hell, it’s not even like there aren’t any about me from the last couple of months. This is what I get for going to see if it’s still terrible over there.
I don't remember any.

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'd be flattered by the attention, except Melby hates the entire world.
Not true! She would love you if you were a member of a teeny, tiny minority that she could white knight for in a totally-over-the-top melodramatic-look-at-me-I'm-saving-lives, altruism-gone-completely-wrong kind of way.
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free thoughtpolice wrote:Have there been rape jokes about Ashley Miller in the last few months?
Also, how many rape jokes does it take to be wallowing, because it is not like there aren’t any. Hell, it’s not even like there aren’t any about me from the last couple of months. This is what I get for going to see if it’s still terrible over there.
I don't remember any.
Beastality is no joke.

Unless it's with penguins.

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comhcinc wrote:
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Sunder wrote:What really fascinates me is Pixlee supplicating himself to Elyse at the same time he's accusing Banders of buttrapery. It's really disturbing how damaged these people appear to be.
I love you but your butt raper husband just ticks me off. I'm really teed off about that butt raping. it was completely unnecessary. I love you.

In my world rape is serious criminal offense which you report to the police and hope the rapist spends years of their life locked away from the general public.

Guess I am just a prude.
I love you

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I've got one.

How many rapes does Ashley see on the slymepit?

A bajillion because she's a daft cunt.

Sorry I'm not rolling the welcome wagon out for her, I have prechewed beef.

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rayshul wrote:I've got one.

How many rapes does Ashley see on the slymepit?

A bajillion because she's a daft cunt.

Sorry I'm not rolling the welcome wagon out for her, I have prechewed beef.
And here I thought she was making stuff up. :mrgreen:

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Skep tickle wrote:
deLurch wrote:
Skep tickle wrote:Brive would've managed to convey this info in a sleek, polished manner, but you're stuck (for now) with my presentation of it. Click on magnifying glass in upper L corner for larger view.

All info is from the speaker bios posted at the Skepticon website, except when indicated by an asterisk under the "Labels" (Skeptic, Feminist, etc), which then points to comments in square brackets in the last column, which is info readily known but not included. There may be additional info readily available that I didn't find or include; my comments are not intended to be exhaustive.

In the "Atheist" column, I used the words in the bio (since not all people who left a religion are necessarily atheists), except for a minor spazz on my part: the "X" in that column for S.H. should have said "Atheist".

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Mark Bunker (anti-scientology videographer) was on the Skepticon 8 speaker list not more that a few nights ago? Did he get asked about his preferred pronouns and decide to walk the fuck away from crazy? He has studied cults. He knows what cults look like. Some of those folks have the crazy eyes.
Interesting. I'd missed that. Some of the several pages google turns up about Bunker & S8 are gone; here's one that still exists (for now):
http://skepticon.org/sk8-speaker-name-f ... e-presses/
https://archive.is/4fhtU

But maybe he wasn't the one who put the kibosh on his participation. Maybe it became "clear" that there were too many white* men** on the speaker roster.

*that is, people presenting as white
**that is, people presenting as male
That's bullshit. As if we needed more confirmation that Skepticon is full of shit. Bunker has been on the front line of fighting Scientology for over a decade. I guess his extensive experience in skepticism doesn't compare to the resume of a transwoman who uses the advantages of sexual dimorphism to overpower women.

That's feminism for you.

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Tigzy wrote:Elyse's FB page is back. Knew she wouldn't be able to last long without a public audience for her effluvia - both literal and figurative.
This trait is shared with a personality disorder person I know

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Parody Accountant wrote: I love you
I know.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:I've got one.

How many rapes does Ashley see on the slymepit?

A bajillion because she's a daft cunt.

Sorry I'm not rolling the welcome wagon out for her, I have prechewed beef.
And here I thought she was making stuff up. :mrgreen:
Oh I have another one.

What happens when someone writes a rape joke on the slymepit?

Ashley can't become a fully functioning adult human.

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Brive1987 wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote: The clouds kinda sucked.
Stock photo - today the view outside is this. :whistle:

http://i.imgur.com/DROzZcn.jpg

Pole's still there though.
Are you in a celebrity rehab?

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rayshul wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:I've got one.

How many rapes does Ashley see on the slymepit?

A bajillion because she's a daft cunt.

Sorry I'm not rolling the welcome wagon out for her, I have prechewed beef.
And here I thought she was making stuff up. :mrgreen:
Oh I have another one.

What happens when someone writes a rape joke on the slymepit?

Ashley can't become a fully functioning adult human.
That's mean. Ashley's a strong independent professional warrior Beyonce who instantly bursts into tears whenever she reads criticism of any kind.

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Look as far as I know, no one knows why his name is now off the list. It could be any number or reasons. Hell, not to long ago someone mentioned that Bunker is having to move and set up a gofundme of sorts to help with his moving expenses. For all we know, the trip is not in his budget. Bunker is a fairly forthright guy. We we need to know, we can just ask him.

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Elyse is a cartoon

http://media.giphy.com/media/By0xmwu6jL4Pu/giphy.gif for guests.

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Service Dog wrote:Update, 11 minutes ago...
http://i.imgur.com/8ci1zAL.png
So Elyse and her boyfriend are allegedly responsible for ass raping Anna Jobsis, by SJW standards?

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Service Dog wrote:
Cnutella wrote:
Really? wrote:
I am going to die unhappy because I'll never hear Vincent Price, Richard Attenborough or Jon Hamm read this aloud. I am especially interested in hearing sentences like:
Icould also see Morgan Freeman giving it suitable gravitas.
RIP: Jimmy Stewart, Orson Welles, Marlon Brando, Foster Brooks, Hitler, Dusty Rhodes, Casey Kasem, Al Jolson, Slim Pickens, Gabby Hayes.

Still available: Werner Herzog, Gilbert Godfried, Karl Pilkington, Bono, Shatner.

Alive but booked by Draft Kings: Edward Norton.
I thought Casey casem escaped death and his old folks home

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deLurch wrote:
So Elyse and her boyfriend are allegedly responsible for ass raping Anna Jobsis, by SJW standards?
Elyse couldn't be truly responsible, she was abused into it. :snooty:

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rayshul wrote:I've got one.

How many rapes does Ashley see on the slymepit?

A bajillion because she's a daft cunt.

Sorry I'm not rolling the welcome wagon out for her, I have prechewed beef.
Quick answer this:

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME OF RAPE?



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That's the spirit.

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Now that joke was addressed to 'you' , meaning whoever is reading. To be technical, if and only if Ashley reads the joke, does it become a rape joke about her.

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Salty? :think:

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Really? wrote: I was born with two penises and a vagina. No testes, but four ovaries. Melby hasn't done shit for me.
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Well, I am a Prix St. George competitor trapped in the saddle of a team roper ... I'm trans*dressage.
All well and good, but have you actually found mean words on the internet that Melby can read on your behalf to protect you from dying in a horrible, violent way from, errrm...from reading bad words on the internet?

No? Then put some fucking effort in, Melby is busy reading nasty words on the slymepit, she can't do it all for you.

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Parody Accountant wrote:Now that joke was addressed to 'you' , meaning whoever is reading. To be technical, if and only if Ashley reads the joke, does it become a rape joke about her.
So really it would be her fault for reading it, right?

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rayshul wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Now that joke was addressed to 'you' , meaning whoever is reading. To be technical, if and only if Ashley reads the joke, does it become a rape joke about her.
So really it would be her fault for reading it, right?
She shouldn't have been in this part of town

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free thoughtpolice wrote:Salty? :think:
Mounds of salt yo

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I thought it was sand. Like a really dry vagina

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Ohhhh rayshul sexually A-SALT-ED Ashley Miller.

There we go

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Now Ashley Miller can't even.

Salt.

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So has Sasha pixlee come out in public to tell us that elyse is the liar?

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How is it free bleeding if you do that awful thing that she did to her undies? How is it freebleeding on a toilet?

How does butt blood get confused for... that much. I sent the screen shot of her filthy undies to a few people. All of them were concerned.

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How is it free bleeding if you do that awful thing that she did to her undies? How is it freebleeding on a toilet?

How does butt blood get confused for... that much. I sent the screen shot of her filthy undies to a few people. All of them were concerned.
To elaborate I am concerned about her free bleeding; her approach is slavery to the cloth and the porcelain.

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Good fucking christ, Elyse's mother looks really sick. I sincerely hope she overcomes whatever terrible illness she has.

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You guys I was free pooping. I had to burn my britches, just like skepchick. I smashed my surly t shirt already and I had no option for wiping. I just went with it, no big 922 emergency. I did everything right.

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RIP: Jimmy Stewart, Orson Welles, Marlon Brando, Foster Brooks, Hitler, Dusty Rhodes, Casey Kasem, Al Jolson, Slim Pickens, Gabby Hayes.

Still available: Werner Herzog, Gilbert Godfried, Karl Pilkington, Bono, Shatner.

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I thought Casey casem escaped death and his old folks home[/quote]

Werner Herzog would be great... although, now that I think about it, I am now favoring Rod Sterling.

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deLurch wrote: So Elyse and her boyfriend are allegedly responsible for ass raping Anna Jobsis, by SJW standards?
I don't think Anna Jobsis is the rape accuser, based on her jovial post-party interactions with Elyse:

http://i.imgur.com/13R9ha6.png

http://i.imgur.com/BWwaHNg.png

I think Elysis's drama with Jobsis is due to taking-sides with Pixlee, against Elyse, regarding Elyse deciding THIS rape should be treated as exception to SJW mob rule.

http://i.imgur.com/Gg2kcLQ.png

I'm going to bed
sleep tight
only feminists need-worry
about getting buttraped
tonight

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Twitter today. Melby puts me on the block bot list for a month old joke and Elyse just followed me.

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Brive1987 wrote:PZ references "feminist cthulhu" meme site

http://comediva.com/feminist-cthulhu/

:lol: :) :| :cry: :P :bjarte: :bjarte:

:cdc:
Yeah because if there's one thing Cthulhu certainly is, it's an intersectional feminist.

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We're are talking about lube. I would not be on her being completely sober.

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HunnyBunny wrote:
Steersman wrote: Maybe. But that looks a little disingenuous given that Matt has, if I'm not terribly mistaken, been no particular friend of Melby's feminism or of the organization - Secular Woman - she's part of. You think she has no justification for envisaging the hoots of derisive laughter that would follow from a SlymePit based presentation there?
been no particular friend of Melby's TRANS-feminism
FIFY Steersman, Melby is not a feminist.
Certainly heavily into the trans version or sub-sect. Although I kind of think her heart is in the right place as she seems to have some real compassion for "trans folk". However, despite being a physicist - several masters under her belt according to a recent conversation - she seems a little light in the logic department. And if I've correctly followed how comhcinc has recently fared with her then one might argue she has a bit of a vindictive streak - "hell hath no fury" and all that. :-)

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Brive1987 wrote:PZ references "feminist cthulhu" meme site

http://comediva.com/feminist-cthulhu/

:lol: :) :| :cry: :P :bjarte: :bjarte:

:cdc:
:puke-front:

That is literally the worst thing I've ever seen.

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We always knew he was a clueless cunt, but...

http://i.imgur.com/1e0T6uB.png

...has Nerd found christ?

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rayshul wrote:Joking, Steers.
Sorry - software upgrade required.

But it was also a little late and I didn't take the time to figure out what you were getting at.

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Old_ones wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:PZ references "feminist cthulhu" meme site

http://comediva.com/feminist-cthulhu/

:lol: :) :| :cry: :P :bjarte: :bjarte:

:cdc:
:puke-front:

That is literally the worst thing I've ever seen.
It's so bad it gave me fucking cancer... Of the bollocks!

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comhcinc wrote:Atheist who shoot Christians expected to see them soon in Heaven

Do other atheist believe in heaven? Did I miss a meeting?

Is this what PZ has been going on aboot?
Didn't you know that Dictionary Atheists believe in heaven? You heard it first from PZ Myers.

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Parody Accountant wrote:
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Parody Accountant wrote: The clouds kinda sucked.
Stock photo - today the view outside is this. :whistle:

Pole's still there though.
Are you in a celebrity rehab?
Half right. Work detox and mental rehab.

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So season 2 of The Leftovers has begun.

I dropped out last season because it seemed to be going into a writers wank fest of reveling in the "mystery" and all of the angst. Oh, the glorious endless rivers of angst with no meaning. In fact the director came out in an interview and admitted that none of the answers would be forthcoming as he didn't deem them important to the story.

So is anyone still watching it? Is it worth getting back into? Or are we going to learn more about how these writers want to slit their own wrists?

http://www.vulture.com/2015/10/leftover ... aslan.html

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:We always knew he was a clueless cunt, but...

http://i.imgur.com/1e0T6uB.png

...has Nerd found christ?
Based on what he wrote it's more likely that he's become Muslim...


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Old_ones wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:PZ references "feminist cthulhu" meme site

http://comediva.com/feminist-cthulhu/

:lol: :) :| :cry: :P :bjarte: :bjarte:

:cdc:
:puke-front:

That is literally the worst thing I've ever seen.
Indeed. Cthulhu is not an Elder Thing. Get the mythos right if you're going to make "jokes".

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The current Elyse situation is a fascinating microcosm of the entire SJW/skeptic 'rape-culture' issue.
The one thing that distinguishes SJW attitudes to rape from virtually all non SJWs is the idea that a particular type of sexual hook-up can be classed as rape - namely a situation where a woman is moderately drunk.
If she is falling down, passing out drunk there is no difference in how non SJWs and SJWs will see it - that is rape.
If, however, the woman drinks enough to suffer a memory blackout, even though she was lucid and not apparently falling down drunk throughout the sex it is viewed by SJWs as just as much an instance of rape as someone picking up a passed out person and having sex with them without the passed out person's knowledge.
Virtually all of Elyse's five rapes can be seen as classic examples of this type of scenario - particularly when she has admitted that she regularly suffers blackouts in non sexual situations, probably due to the combination of drugs and alcohol she takes.

What's more she seems to have a group of like-minded friends who think the same way about rape.

So what does she do?
She organizes a drunken, drug fueled orgy with them in a rented apartment.

What could possibly go wrong?

It's amazing that there is only one 'rape' accusation generated by this party.
It wouldn't have surprised me if they had all woken up, not remembered what happened the night before, and promptly accused each other of rape in an SJW version of a Mexican stand-off.

Elyse says that the woman who is accusing her boyfriend had given consent.
But isn't that what rapists always say?

Elyse, believe the 'victim'. According to feminist statistics, the chances that this woman is making a false accusation are lower than the chances of a person dying due to a comet strike.
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I'm up a little early. I'm working on a speech for school. Overall, I am having a good morning. But still, the last thing on my mind is taking selfies.

This one is weird though. She just tagged it #ambulance #selfie . She's buckled up at the neck, for safety. This is impressive.
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Do ambulances have something like frequent flyer mile discounts?

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Oh great, the Pits become the Elyse shit show again. Literally. Mykeru did it better.

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Well at least Oggie has stuck his flounce.

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Dick Strawkins wrote:What's more she seems to have a group of like-minded friends who think the same way about rape.

So what does she do?
She organizes a drunken, drug fueled orgy with them in a rented apartment.
It's almost like they're putting themselves in an extremely dangerous situation by SJW standards and then complain when something wrong happens.
Dick Strawkins wrote:Elyse says that the woman who is accusing her boyfriend had given consent.
But isn't that what rapists always say?

Elyse, believe the 'victim'. According to feminist statistics, the chances that this woman is making a false accusation are lower than the chances of a person dying due to a comet strike.
According to SJWs, the probability of the truth of a rape accusation in inversely proportional to how good of a SJW (or ally) you are.

Nicck Gotts once basically wrote that the reason why he supported Ogvorbis and thought that he was morally superioro to Josh Duggar is that Ogvorbis now "defends women's rights" (i.e. is a SJW).

In the SJW tribunal you ally card is your "get of your jail" card. But you have to be careful, because it can always be revoked at the whims of the judge. And if you by any chance expressed some opinions that do not align with the main dogmas , you're toast.

This is how show trials operated beyond the Iron Curtain. The accusations themselves didn't matter much, what mattered was how loyal you had been to the "principles of socialism" (i.e. to the authorities of your People's Republic).

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