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InfraRedBucket wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:Just saw on a video the statistic that 50,000 British Citizens had downloaded Inspire, the ISIS magazine.

wtf my friend wtf
Inspire is the Al Qaeda mag. Dabiq is the ISIS one. I've read both of them. I read them for the articles on proper goat raping technique. :rimshot:
I checked out some of their back issues. Surprisingly modern in appearance. Not sure if any of these ladies are the Virgins we were promised.
http://i.imgur.com/kh9yKLB.jpg

The 690s . Are they Back?
http://i.imgur.com/VXW1teB.jpg

Where do I subscribe?
http://i.imgur.com/R7ijFDy.jpg
It looks like the kaffir have fucked with Inspire magazine too. I couldn't find the how to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom article.
http://gawker.com/5577082/make-a-bomb-i ... e-magazine
Censorship and interfering with religious freedom!

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shoutinghorse wrote:A best seller no doubt .. Does it come with crayons? :D
So she has a coloring book with "Bar & Grill" on the front cover. Clearly a coloring book for "adults."

I don't know where some comes up with this magical inspiration.

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Surly Amy. The 'girl' (of some 40 odd years) who cried because of a t-shirt she didn't like. Who overcame such shocking prejudice in order to furnish the world with clay shrinky-dinks and colouring books.

The woman hardly even amounts to a waste. She offers nothing but a peculiar combination of retardedness and the abjectly boring. And still, to think - all those tears shed over Amy. All those FTB and Skepchick articles denouncing her detractors. And in the end, for what exactly? Shrinky dinks and colouring books.

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"Rachel Dolezal: I was ‘too black’ for my husband"

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /99578982/
"I wish Americans understood that race is a social construct, even if we don't want it to be," she said in the release. "The system of racial classification is fiction, and we need to thoughtfully evaluate whether perpetuating it rigidly or allowing fluidity across the spectrum best supports human rights and social justice."
She is just a logical conclusion of feminist theory.

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InfraRedBucket wrote: http://i.imgur.com/R7ijFDy.jpg
Jeez (as the jihadists might fail to say) - I once hurt a knee trying to kick over a Matchless 500. Long-stroke singles: one thump every thirty yards. Gives you something to torque about.

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Probably doxxing myself, but I had to rebut 3 posts in an Atlas Obscura Facebook thread about Francis Crick. If you guessed that it was posts by angry feminist claiming that Crick did not discover the structure of DNA but stole it from Rosalind Franklin then give yourself a hand.

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Because one should never pass up an opportunity to lampoon Dr. Richard Carrier, PhD.

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deLurch wrote:"Rachel Dolezal: I was ‘too black’ for my husband"

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /99578982/
"I wish Americans understood that race is a social construct, even if we don't want it to be," she said in the release. "The system of racial classification is fiction, and we need to thoughtfully evaluate whether perpetuating it rigidly or allowing fluidity across the spectrum best supports human rights and social justice."
She is just a logical conclusion of feminist theory.
God I love Rachel Dolezal.

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screwtape wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:This tweet has drawn a non-admiring crowd:

Whither Peez? Plait? Will no one take up for the mean-ass skeeve? :lol:

"The problem with echo chambers, said Pooh to Piglet, is no negative feedback"
Now We Are 29, A.A.Milne, unpublished.
HAHAHA! :D

Maybe Milne actually knew a Rebecca?


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piginthecity wrote:[

quote="free thoughtpolice"]

I'll do my best:
Dear Logic
That art in braincells
Religion is inane
Thy day will come after the death of fuzzy thinking
Give us this day clear thinking skills
To overcome misconceptions
And lead us not into post-modernism and deliver us from third wave feminism
Forever and ever, Amen
You left out "for thine is the kingdom ...." ! This must be some kind of papist left-footed atheist prayer. Please only post proper Church of England atheist prayers in the future !


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk[/quote]

I've taken your counsel and even added some elizabethians:

Dear logic
That art in braincells
Religion is inane
Thy day will come on Earth
After the death of superstition
Give us this day clear thinking skills to strive against misconceptions
And lead us not unto postmodernism, and deliver us from 3rd wave feminism
Thy Thinkdome comes...
Forever and ever
Amen

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still needs work

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Ape+lust wrote:This tweet has drawn a non-admiring crowd:

http://imgur.com/UwOpcoN.jpg

Whither Peez? Plait? Will no one take up for the mean-ass skeeve? :lol:

While some men certainly die of breast cancer, do men benefit from mammograms? That is, are mammograms effective in reducing the incidence of breast cancer in men? In fact, is breast cancer screening ever conducted for men?

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Damn it Alex Jones has been changed by the deep state.
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The pizzagate crowd makes me sick. Oh no, a pizza shop discusses "pizza," "walnut sauce," & "hot dogs." They make me as sick as the SJWs who contrive sex offenses out of nothing. Because they do the same thing.

I guess the absolute strongest thing they have in their pocket are the swimming pool art works. But if we walk into nearly any public art museum with the same critical conspiratorial eye, I am sure we could all come to the same conclusion.

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deLurch wrote:The pizzagate crowd makes me sick. Oh no, a pizza shop discusses "pizza," "walnut sauce," & "hot dogs." They make me as sick as the SJWs who contrive sex offenses out of nothing. Because they do the same thing.

I guess the absolute strongest thing they have in their pocket are the swimming pool art works. But if we walk into nearly any public art museum with the same critical conspiratorial eye, I am sure we could all come to the same conclusion.
So you are OK with members of the deep state including words like Chicken or cheese pizza in emails Tell me genius how the email of a restaurant would use code words like that. :drool:
You know what a menu is right? A map on a napkin?
Next you are going say that the CIA didn't poison Roger Stone with polonium.
YOU make me sick. :cry: :drool:

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
deLurch wrote:The pizzagate crowd makes me sick. Oh no, a pizza shop discusses "pizza," "walnut sauce," & "hot dogs." They make me as sick as the SJWs who contrive sex offenses out of nothing. Because they do the same thing.

I guess the absolute strongest thing they have in their pocket are the swimming pool art works. But if we walk into nearly any public art museum with the same critical conspiratorial eye, I am sure we could all come to the same conclusion.
So you are OK with members of the deep state including words like Chicken fnord or cheese fnord pizza in emails Tell me genius how the fnord email of a restaurant would use code fnord words like that. :drool:
You know what a fnord menu is right? A map on a fnord napkin?
Next you are going say that the fnord CIA didn't poison Roger Stone with fnord polonium.
YOU make mefnord sick. :cry: :drool:
FTFY

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Some guys try to pick-up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Avogadro
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Avogadro was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of a big Picasso when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro, Count of Quaregna and Cerreto-- never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

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Plate of shrimp.

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Somehow, the GOP's legislative failure makes Marcotte think Trump can't give her a good solid porking.

:shock:

http://imgur.com/uHiliNK.jpg

Feels "exactly like"?

Yeah, this has happened to her a time or twenty. Probably at the moment they undressed her.

She is so... fucking... strange.

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Mr. X, Indeed wrote:Plate of shrimp.
That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lots of straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck.


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free thoughtpolice wrote:
deLurch wrote:The pizzagate crowd makes me sick. Oh no, a pizza shop discusses "pizza," "walnut sauce," & "hot dogs." They make me as sick as the SJWs who contrive sex offenses out of nothing. Because they do the same thing.

I guess the absolute strongest thing they have in their pocket are the swimming pool art works. But if we walk into nearly any public art museum with the same critical conspiratorial eye, I am sure we could all come to the same conclusion.
So you are OK with members of the deep state including words like Chicken or cheese pizza in emails Tell me genius how the email of a restaurant would use code words like that. :drool:
You know what a menu is right? A map on a napkin?
Next you are going say that the CIA didn't poison Roger Stone with polonium.
YOU make me sick. :cry: :drool:
Sometimes guns are the answer. Sometimes not.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/pu ... 7#comments

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He would have been a hero had he been right. But anyone with a shred of intelligence could tell that the conspiracy theories were the lamest weakest sauce around. I hope he gets a felony charge so that he can never carry a gun again. People that stupid and reckless should not own guns.

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Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! :D

Maybe Milne actually knew a Rebecca?

Eyeballing your latest creations, I'm glad to see you haven't lost the touch.

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Ape+lust wrote:Somehow, the GOP's legislative failure makes Marcotte think Trump can't give her a good solid porking.

:shock:

http://imgur.com/uHiliNK.jpg

Feels "exactly like"?

Yeah, this has happened to her a time or twenty. Probably at the moment they undressed her.

She is so... fucking... strange.

How any man in his right mind would want to 'undress' that is mind boggling .. Anyway I always thought she batted for the other lot.

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Shatterface wrote:That'll probably drive some of you nuts.
Why does the camel have a giant turd on its back?

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gurugeorge wrote:
Shatterface wrote:That'll probably drive some of you nuts.
Why does the camel have a giant turd on its back?
That's no way to talk about the Prophet (pbuh)

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feathers wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! :D

Maybe Milne actually knew a Rebecca?

Eyeballing your latest creations, I'm glad to see you haven't lost the touch.
Aw man, thank you! I'm keeping things simple and slow right now because I'm having a bit of a struggle. After a lifetime of making composites from 2 inputs, my brain doesn't want to stop. You've heard of phantom limb? I've got phantom eyeball. I'm "seeing" stuff through my missing eye and it's interfering with my vision. The effect is somewhat like going slightly cross-eyed whenever I'm less than vigilant, which is really annoying, really tiring.

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:lol: Ape+Lust , is there some kind of Chrome extension we can get to warn us about your creations in case we are in a public place and
burst into uncontrolled laughter and repulsion at the same time.

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Ape+lust wrote:
feathers wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! :D

Maybe Milne actually knew a Rebecca?

Eyeballing your latest creations, I'm glad to see you haven't lost the touch.
Aw man, thank you! I'm keeping things simple and slow right now because I'm having a bit of a struggle. After a lifetime of making composites from 2 inputs, my brain doesn't want to stop. You've heard of phantom limb? I've got phantom eyeball. I'm "seeing" stuff through my missing eye and it's interfering with my vision. The effect is somewhat like going slightly cross-eyed whenever I'm less than vigilant, which is really annoying, really tiring.
Shit. Phantom eye sounds terrible. I hope this clears up. It sounds pretty annoying. I have never heard of such a problem but it makes perfect sense. Your brain is expecting something. What our mind "sees" is very different from what our eyes "see". There is a lot of autonomous post processing of the signals from the eye.

Life goes on and spring is underway in Michigan. I saw my first yellow goldfinch this morning. Male goldfinches are yellow in the breeding season, but turn light brown in the winter. I believe this means that spring is officially here.

My sister-in-law was moved to a nursing care facility yesterday. She is able to feed herself with her one good arm so things are getting better. One doctor told us she would fully recover. I am skeptical. The diagnosis is that she did not have a clot, which is a common cause of stroke, but that her blood sugar went too high. She is diabetic and doesn't always control her sugar well. She is quite literally addicted to Coke-a-cola. It is one of the only true joys in her life. Unfortunately, sugary drinks are the worst thing for diabetes.

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Is everyone up for a Secular Jihad?

If so these guys have already started and are up to episode 5 (or possibly six)

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Good in video or audio form (if you want to listen as a podcast).

Ali and Faisel are two of the usual suspects, but the other team are of a similar quality.

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dogen wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:This tweet has drawn a non-admiring crowd:

http://imgur.com/UwOpcoN.jpg

Whither Peez? Plait? Will no one take up for the mean-ass skeeve? :lol:

While some men certainly die of breast cancer, do men benefit from mammograms? That is, are mammograms effective in reducing the incidence of breast cancer in men? In fact, is breast cancer screening ever conducted for men?
Is Rebecca suffering some sort of mid-life crisis? She does seem to be more vindictive and callous than usual, which is saying something.

But wait, I guess its just "snark".

Fucky off, Rebecunt Twatson.

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Ape+lust wrote:To put a not-too-fine point on it:

http://imgur.com/uHiliNK.jpg

http://imgur.com/AiQZaJ7.jpg
For the sake of my brand new carpet, and my proclivity of vomiting, I'm just glad this is not a GIF.

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Btw, Pit Crew...I watched a film called "Life" today. Think astronauts in space, who find a microscopic life-form, wake it up (always a bad move), and then it grows very quickly, with predictable consequences.

Any how, when this creature gets big.....well....let's just say PZ Myers will be jizz-spraying in his crust-pants when he watches this. [hint: tentacles]

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Ape+lust wrote:To put a not-too-fine point on it:

http://imgur.com/uHiliNK.jpg

http://imgur.com/AiQZaJ7.jpg
:clap: :clap: Is this your first post-pirate-patch shop?

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My understanding of critical race theory is that black people can't be racist toward white people, but they can be racist to other black people. Is it possible for white people to be racist against other white people?
Like if you hate white people and blame all white people for the crimes of some of them?
Even though Great American Satan would lose a battle of wits with a turnip,Nathan Hevenstone has to be the stupidest baboon of the lot.
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From his byline:
I hate straight, white, cis-gendered, able-bodied men.

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All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the straight, white, cis-gendered, able-bodied men done for us?

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free thoughtpolice wrote:My understanding of critical race theory is that black people can't be racist toward white people, but they can be racist to other black people. Is it possible for white people to be racist against other white people?
Like if you hate white people and blame all white people for the crimes of some of them?
Even though Great American Satan would lose a battle of wits with a turnip,Nathan Hevenstone has to be the stupidest baboon of the lot.
http://archive.is/jiuNP
From his byline:
I hate straight, white, cis-gendered, able-bodied men.
I am disappointed that PZ allows hate speech on his platform. Do we have any other choice than to classify Pharyngula as a hate forum?

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Shatterface wrote:All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the straight, white, cis-gendered, able-bodied men done for us?

The aqueducts?

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The latest on the banhammering of ChasCPeterson and the mystery of the bolded comment:
ChasCPeterson says
March 25, 2017 at 1:56 am
Oh, my. I just found out (from Chris Clarke) about my bannination at Pharyngula.
It’s not that big a deal since I hardly ever comment there any more (and nobody likes it when I do anyway), and I haven’t felt like part of the Community or Horde or whatever for, like years. So, *shrug*.
But for the record:
I did not “spread lies” at Coyne’s. Rather, I repeated an inference--the same one I made on the Pharyngula thread in question--which, apparently was incorrect. To wit, I took Charly at their word that they did not embolden the last sentence of their comment, and coupled with PZ’s weirdly hostile response, I inferred that he had done so. And I explained all this in so many words at Coyne’s. So I was evidently wrong, and certainly intemperate, but for fucks sake that’s not the same as “spreading lies”.
But I still think PZ’s an asshole sometimes which, yeah, takes one to know one.
(btw I also think Coyne’s an asshole, and a narcissist, and I am on permanent moderation over there after being banned…twice. So I am no acolyte swearing fealty to the House of Coyne or anything. But whatever.)
As you were.
Charly says
March 25, 2017 at 3:37 am
ChasCPeterson, now I understand what you meant by saying that PZ edited post without attribution. To clarify -- I really did not put the bolding in the last sentence. And I really do not know how it got there, but PZ could not have put it there either. Let me explain:
I was writing that post at work during a break. I wrote it in notepad and since at work we have some weird shit happening that makes the preview function not to work, I double checked the code, cut it, pasted, posted. Immediately after publication I noticed the bolding in last sentence. So I pasted my text back into notepad and checked. The bolding tag was not there for the last sentence. I really do not know how it got there, but PZ could not have the time to do it and I do not remember me doing it either. I am sorry this has lead to your ban at pharyngula.

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What DID the Romans ever do for us? They gave us AIDS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -AIDS.html

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free thoughtpolice wrote:The latest on the banhammering of ChasCPeterson and the mystery of the bolded comment:
ChasCPeterson says
March 25, 2017 at 1:56 am
Oh, my. I just found out (from Chris Clarke) about my bannination at Pharyngula.
It’s not that big a deal since I hardly ever comment there any more (and nobody likes it when I do anyway), and I haven’t felt like part of the Community or Horde or whatever for, like years. So, *shrug*.
But for the record:
I did not “spread lies” at Coyne’s. Rather, I repeated an inference--the same one I made on the Pharyngula thread in question--which, apparently was incorrect. To wit, I took Charly at their word that they did not embolden the last sentence of their comment, and coupled with PZ’s weirdly hostile response, I inferred that he had done so. And I explained all this in so many words at Coyne’s. So I was evidently wrong, and certainly intemperate, but for fucks sake that’s not the same as “spreading lies”.
But I still think PZ’s an asshole sometimes which, yeah, takes one to know one.
(btw I also think Coyne’s an asshole, and a narcissist, and I am on permanent moderation over there after being banned…twice. So I am no acolyte swearing fealty to the House of Coyne or anything. But whatever.)
As you were.
Charly says
March 25, 2017 at 3:37 am
ChasCPeterson, now I understand what you meant by saying that PZ edited post without attribution. To clarify -- I really did not put the bolding in the last sentence. And I really do not know how it got there, but PZ could not have put it there either. Let me explain:
I was writing that post at work during a break. I wrote it in notepad and since at work we have some weird shit happening that makes the preview function not to work, I double checked the code, cut it, pasted, posted. Immediately after publication I noticed the bolding in last sentence. So I pasted my text back into notepad and checked. The bolding tag was not there for the last sentence. I really do not know how it got there, but PZ could not have the time to do it and I do not remember me doing it either. I am sorry this has lead to your ban at pharyngula.
Charly's explanation is not believable. I don't believe that any workplace bug can put the html tags for bold after one sentence, exactly, beginning at the capital letter of that sentence's first word, and closing after that sentence's final period. Utter bullshit.

Charly: don't perjure yourself for Peezus' sake. It's not worth it and it won't save your soul.*


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free thoughtpolice wrote:The latest on the banhammering of ChasCPeterson and the mystery of the bolded comment:
ChasCPeterson says
March 25, 2017 at 1:56 am
Oh, my. I just found out (from Chris Clarke) about my bannination at Pharyngula.
It’s not that big a deal since I hardly ever comment there any more (and nobody likes it when I do anyway), and I haven’t felt like part of the Community or Horde or whatever for, like years. So, *shrug*.
But for the record:
I did not “spread lies” at Coyne’s. Rather, I repeated an inference--the same one I made on the Pharyngula thread in question--which, apparently was incorrect. To wit, I took Charly at their word that they did not embolden the last sentence of their comment, and coupled with PZ’s weirdly hostile response, I inferred that he had done so. And I explained all this in so many words at Coyne’s. So I was evidently wrong, and certainly intemperate, but for fucks sake that’s not the same as “spreading lies”.
But I still think PZ’s an asshole sometimes which, yeah, takes one to know one.
(btw I also think Coyne’s an asshole, and a narcissist, and I am on permanent moderation over there after being banned…twice. So I am no acolyte swearing fealty to the House of Coyne or anything. But whatever.)
As you were.
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ChasCPeterson, now I understand what you meant by saying that PZ edited post without attribution. To clarify -- I really did not put the bolding in the last sentence. And I really do not know how it got there, but PZ could not have put it there either. Let me explain:
I was writing that post at work during a break. I wrote it in notepad and since at work we have some weird shit happening that makes the preview function not to work, I double checked the code, cut it, pasted, posted. Immediately after publication I noticed the bolding in last sentence. So I pasted my text back into notepad and checked. The bolding tag was not there for the last sentence. I really do not know how it got there, but PZ could not have the time to do it and I do not remember me doing it either. I am sorry this has lead to your ban at pharyngula.
(bolding mine, obviously.)

If you'll recall, Brive already made it clear that PZ has plenty of time to do it.

https://archive.is/bkrwN/52113444fad18c ... fcba2e.png


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PZ is complaining about his wicked schedule.

2 "full" days that end at 4.00pm and 5.30pm (with 2-3 hours of breaks)
2 days that run 11.30am - 2.00pm
Friday a rest day.

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A great Quillette article about how social justice fuels corporate capitalism:
Indeed, a polarized nation is exactly what a corporatist economy wants. It sells clicks online, eyeballs for television advertisers, and enough division and self-hatred to create an entire cadre of willing consumers, seeking to medicate themselves with conspicuous consumption. A message of 99%, on the other hand, is unifying. It creates cohesion, cooperation, and positive validation, and it turns the spotlight on those pulling the strings behind the curtain. But discussion of class privilege is dangerous, and must be curtailed at once. Race and gender privilege, by contrast, are quite safe to the powers that be, as they “Occupy Minds” rather than Wall St.
Feminist Camille Paglia, in her new book Free Women, Free Men: Sex, Gender, Feminism, criticizes the “elitist garbage” and condescending attitudes toward the blue-collar lower class prevalent in academic circles. These academics happily focus on male privilege, even as they snark at those who plow the snow, fix ruptured sanitation pipes, and wash skyscraper windows. Paglia finds no humility or appreciation, let alone any empathy, for individuals doing dangerous jobs that make the lives of the wealthy easier. In the remote world of academic elites, class privilege isn’t considered important.
Keep bashing “the system” while blogging on your expensive Apple laptop in Starbucks and continue your social media advocacy on publicly traded Twitter. Meanwhile, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, and the elite get a hall pass because they are “woke.” Is it any wonder that the Far Left (and I’m saying this as a liberal) voted en masse for the most corrupt corporatist politician of all time, Hillary Clinton? She said all the right things, who cares if she took $20 million from homophobic, misogynistic countries like Saudi Arabia? I’m not saying Trump is any better, and many of his ideas are truly dangerous, but I don’t believe he would have won if the Democrats hadn’t trotted out a corporatist shill. (What happened to Bernie?)

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CommanderTuvok wrote:Btw, Pit Crew...I watched a film called "Life" today. Think astronauts in space, who find a microscopic life-form, wake it up (always a bad move), and then it grows very quickly, with predictable consequences.

Any how, when this creature gets big.....well....let's just say PZ Myers will be jizz-spraying in his crust-pants when he watches this. [hint: tentacles]
7.2 on IMDB. How did you enjoy the flick?

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Kirbmarc wrote:A great Quillette article about how social justice fuels corporate capitalism:
Indeed, a polarized nation is exactly what a corporatist economy wants. It sells clicks online, eyeballs for television advertisers, and enough division and self-hatred to create an entire cadre of willing consumers, seeking to medicate themselves with conspicuous consumption. A message of 99%, on the other hand, is unifying. It creates cohesion, cooperation, and positive validation, and it turns the spotlight on those pulling the strings behind the curtain. But discussion of class privilege is dangerous, and must be curtailed at once. Race and gender privilege, by contrast, are quite safe to the powers that be, as they “Occupy Minds” rather than Wall St.
Feminist Camille Paglia, in her new book Free Women, Free Men: Sex, Gender, Feminism, criticizes the “elitist garbage” and condescending attitudes toward the blue-collar lower class prevalent in academic circles. These academics happily focus on male privilege, even as they snark at those who plow the snow, fix ruptured sanitation pipes, and wash skyscraper windows. Paglia finds no humility or appreciation, let alone any empathy, for individuals doing dangerous jobs that make the lives of the wealthy easier. In the remote world of academic elites, class privilege isn’t considered important.
Keep bashing “the system” while blogging on your expensive Apple laptop in Starbucks and continue your social media advocacy on publicly traded Twitter. Meanwhile, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, and the elite get a hall pass because they are “woke.” Is it any wonder that the Far Left (and I’m saying this as a liberal) voted en masse for the most corrupt corporatist politician of all time, Hillary Clinton? She said all the right things, who cares if she took $20 million from homophobic, misogynistic countries like Saudi Arabia? I’m not saying Trump is any better, and many of his ideas are truly dangerous, but I don’t believe he would have won if the Democrats hadn’t trotted out a corporatist shill. (What happened to Bernie?)
I think it's time the working class followed the example set by some women on women's day and just took a day off. The middle classes could do the same and each group in turn.

We could contrast the days the train drivers, firefighters, shop keepers, cops and garage mechanics took a day off with the days journalists and gender studies lecturers took a day off and see who actually keeps the world running.

We could compare the genuine wage gaps between hospital porters Hollywood superstars.

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Actually, we did that in the Seventies.


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Not even a retraction/apology from Alex Jones is adequate to deter some PizzaGate enthusiasts:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/loc ... stigation/

'Hayes called InfoWars “the only place you can get the news nowadays where it’s not opinion,” but said he wasn’t bothered by Jones’s about-face on Pizzagate.

“This paper in my hand is at least enough for an investigation,” the 25-year-old said, holding a flier labeled “Pizzagate/Pedogate” that listed “pedophile code words and symbols” supposedly found at Comet Ping Pong.

Hayes wore a shirt saying “Pizzagate is Not Fake News.” His wife, Danielle, 31, wore one reading “Investigate Pizzagate.” '

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Ape+lust wrote:After a lifetime of making composites from 2 inputs, my brain doesn't want to stop. You've heard of phantom limb? I've got phantom eyeball. I'm "seeing" stuff through my missing eye and it's interfering with my vision. The effect is somewhat like going slightly cross-eyed whenever I'm less than vigilant, which is really annoying, really tiring.
Just wait til you try to parallel park.

Keep on keeping on!

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SkepticalCat wrote:Not even a retraction/apology from Alex Jones is adequate to deter some PizzaGate enthusiasts:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/loc ... stigation/

'Hayes called InfoWars “the only place you can get the news nowadays where it’s not opinion,” but said he wasn’t bothered by Jones’s about-face on Pizzagate.

“This paper in my hand is at least enough for an investigation,” the 25-year-old said, holding a flier labeled “Pizzagate/Pedogate” that listed “pedophile code words and symbols” supposedly found at Comet Ping Pong.

Hayes wore a shirt saying “Pizzagate is Not Fake News.” His wife, Danielle, 31, wore one reading “Investigate Pizzagate.” '

:lol:
How can we be sure we can trust what Alex Jones is saying now? I thought he was a crazy conspiracy theorist who is insane.

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Really? wrote:
If you'll recall, Brive already made it clear that PZ has plenty of time to do it.

https://archive.is/bkrwN/52113444fad18c ... fcba2e.png
Hey, Doesn't PZ need to schedule a female witness to be in attendence for those office hours?

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Really? wrote:
If you'll recall, Brive already made it clear that PZ has plenty of time to do it.

https://archive.is/bkrwN/52113444fad18c ... fcba2e.png
Hey, Doesn't PZ need to schedule a female witness to be in attendence for those office hours?
No. PZ is on record as stating that the women who accuse him are the ones who need to be placed with a female witness while he ZOOMs

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Kirbmarc wrote:A great Quillette article about how social justice fuels corporate capitalism:
Indeed, a polarized nation is exactly what a corporatist economy wants. It sells clicks online, eyeballs for television advertisers, and enough division and self-hatred to create an entire cadre of willing consumers, seeking to medicate themselves with conspicuous consumption. A message of 99%, on the other hand, is unifying. It creates cohesion, cooperation, and positive validation, and it turns the spotlight on those pulling the strings behind the curtain. But discussion of class privilege is dangerous, and must be curtailed at once. Race and gender privilege, by contrast, are quite safe to the powers that be, as they “Occupy Minds” rather than Wall St.
Feminist Camille Paglia, in her new book Free Women, Free Men: Sex, Gender, Feminism, criticizes the “elitist garbage” and condescending attitudes toward the blue-collar lower class prevalent in academic circles. These academics happily focus on male privilege, even as they snark at those who plow the snow, fix ruptured sanitation pipes, and wash skyscraper windows. Paglia finds no humility or appreciation, let alone any empathy, for individuals doing dangerous jobs that make the lives of the wealthy easier. In the remote world of academic elites, class privilege isn’t considered important.
Keep bashing “the system” while blogging on your expensive Apple laptop in Starbucks and continue your social media advocacy on publicly traded Twitter. Meanwhile, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, and the elite get a hall pass because they are “woke.” Is it any wonder that the Far Left (and I’m saying this as a liberal) voted en masse for the most corrupt corporatist politician of all time, Hillary Clinton? She said all the right things, who cares if she took $20 million from homophobic, misogynistic countries like Saudi Arabia? I’m not saying Trump is any better, and many of his ideas are truly dangerous, but I don’t believe he would have won if the Democrats hadn’t trotted out a corporatist shill. (What happened to Bernie?)
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The DNC's job is to protect big corporate donors from the traditional Democratic Party base. Pitting one group against another is a great way to do that. Even a mild reformer like Bernie Sanders can't be tolerated.

But what do I know, I should discussing, um, theoretical praxis Marxism narrative processes in combination with relationships involving multiplicities of cultural codedness or something. Then I could be "woke" or "woked" ("woken"?).

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this post at reddit is about a person live streaming who drives into a bus, killing herself.

reddit dot com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/61g6t9/live_streaming_while_driving/

It's graphic, you probably shouldn't click on it.

But next time Watson, Dillahunty or anyone is blogging themselves while driving, feel free to tell them they are selfish, narcissistic, idiot cunts.

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Did we already talk about Canada?

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rayshul wrote:Did we already talk about Canada?
Yes Justin and co. are PC twats. Do you mean this or the islamophobia horseshit?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/mp-s-all ... -1.3339398

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:Did we already talk about Canada?
Yes Justin and co. are PC twats. Do you mean this or the islamophobia horseshit?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/mp-s-all ... -1.3339398
Yes, entirely stupid, but just that little bit better than deciding how best to take away heath care coverage from 20 million people and still manage to look good while doing so.

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screwtape wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:Did we already talk about Canada?
Yes Justin and co. are PC twats. Do you mean this or the islamophobia horseshit?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/mp-s-all ... -1.3339398
Yes, entirely stupid, but just that little bit better than deciding how best to take away heath care coverage from 20 million people and still manage to look good while doing so.
Really boring compared to what is happening in Merka. Treason, spying, pizza molesting...
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rayshul wrote:Did we already talk about Canada?
No but i thought, since there is a couple Canadians here, that one would have bring the Andrew Potter McLean article controversy. I have to admit i was hoping someone would. I was curious to see if one would think Quebec reactions to the article show once again how Quebec is horrible. Yeah i know it is, but it's rarely in the way outsiders think it is. Except for the language police. On that one we agree that its fucking stupid.

Anyway, It was mostly quiet here to be honest, and what we had, mostly media, had a lot to do with some ludicrous claims that were so out there no one could recognized his community. I mean it was really out there. But you would not know that by reading Rest Of Canada's columnists responses. Truly, according to them we're 100% outraged and closed minded as usual. We could just not accept another reasonable critique, again. One exception though, Chantal Hebert in the Star. Ill link to her article, it explain the controversy a bit too.

So what out there claims were he making?
  • Our ATM spout 50$ bills.
  • Most of the restaurants operate a double billing scheme where customers can ask for "the magic" bill to avoid taxes.
  • Here being paid under that table is so common (it's not) that even doctors are asking to be paid cash.
We don't pay doctors nor their clinics.
No one under 60 have seen a "magic" bill ever.
Our ATM are the same as yours.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/201 ... hbert.html

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