Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

#6361

free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:Did we already talk about Canada?
Yes Justin and co. are PC twats. Do you mean this or the islamophobia horseshit?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/mp-s-all ... -1.3339398

Islamophobia horseshit. Good fucking grief.

#6362

pro-boxing-fan wrote: [*]Our ATM spout 50$ bills.

Our ATM are the same as yours.

Wasn't Jimmy Reardon trying to corned the Canadian ATM market at one point?

#6363

rayshul wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
rayshul wrote:Did we already talk about Canada?
Yes Justin and co. are PC twats. Do you mean this or the islamophobia horseshit?
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/mp-s-all ... -1.3339398
Islamophobia horseshit. Good fucking grief.

I agree.

#6364

A clip of my guitar playing:
[youtube][/youtube]

#6365

[youtube][/youtube]

I play guitar, the thumb never touches a string.

#6366

The left hand thumb. Segovia akbar!

#6367

deLurch wrote:
CommanderTuvok wrote:Btw, Pit Crew...I watched a film called "Life" today. Think astronauts in space, who find a microscopic life-form, wake it up (always a bad move), and then it grows very quickly, with predictable consequences.

Any how, when this creature gets big.....well....let's just say PZ Myers will be jizz-spraying in his crust-pants when he watches this. [hint: tentacles]
7.2 on IMDB. How did you enjoy the flick?

[youtube].[/youtube]

I gave it a 7/10, but I'm a sucker for these sorts of films. Not at all original, mind you. There are dozens of films that this will remind you of. Worth seeing, tho.

#6368

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1009 ... s-leftists

#6369

My 23 & Me results came in & surprisingly I'm mostly a Limey/Mick medley. I always thought I saw kinda Slavic-ey features in the mirror. Maternal haplogroup H1 & paternal haplogroup R-M529. I'll celebrate this with a potato washed down with bitter tea for lunch tomorrow.

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#6370

You're a genetic twin of Caine!

#6371

Shatterface wrote:This is what Britain looks like when people who matter don't go to work:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/ ... 68x351.jpg

https://libcom.org/files/images/library/wod1.jpg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_Discontent

I remember living through that:

[youtube][/youtube]

#6372

Easy J wrote:My 23 & Me results came in & surprisingly I'm mostly a Limey/Mick medley. I always thought I saw kinda Slavic-ey features in the mirror. Maternal haplogroup H1 & paternal haplogroup R-M529. I'll celebrate this with a potato washed down with bitter tea for lunch tomorrow.

Screenshot_20170325-085052.png

It's confirmed . You are a racist.

#6373

Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

#6374

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

[youtube][/youtube]

#6375

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

Happy birthday my liege! :clap:

#6376

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

Happy Birthday :dance:

#6377

Happy birthday chief! You've made it far but you can do better.

#6378

[youtube][/youtube]

#6379

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

I'm putting my clock forward an hour so I can celebrate early.

#6380

For fans of bad girls...
[youtube][/youtube]

#6381

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

Happy birthday, Immortal Leader. When are you, 'cause I'm 40 tomorrow (it's the 25th here in Space City).

#6382

Service Dog wrote:You're a genetic twin of Caine!

You speakum heap big truth. [/pc]

#6383

free thoughtpolice wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

Just saw this on a friend's facebook site a few hours ago:

[youtube][/youtube]

#6384

OK, they are not actually feeding the koi. They are just wetting the grain in the water to swallow it and the koi are grabbing what grain they can get. My anthropomorphic biases have let me down once again.

#6385

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

Congrats! Many happy returns and all that.

#6386

Trump supporters clash with Antifa. This will surely end well.
http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/nat ... -1.3009425

#6387

free thoughtpolice wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

I play guitar, the thumb never touches a string.

Nice on both counts. Suprisingly I have never used a tube fly.

#6388

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Trump supporters clash with Antifa. This will surely end well.
http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/nat ... -1.3009425

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_ ... 53511s.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_ ... olence.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_ ... -4-web.jpg

No smashed in windows, so it ended swell. Really swell. Or as they say around here, it ended really swole.

#6389

Iron Fist/episode 12/climactic battle in rain in Central Park...
halfway thru, I was so happy to recall I was few hundred yards away, the night it 'haplened' (was filmed).
viewtopic.php?p=387256#p387256

...aaaaand here's the most egregious SJW anti-white Iron Fist review, that Ive seen...

http://io9.gizmodo.com/why-an-asian-ame ... 1793572703

#6390

(the hubris of a review explaining how to 'fix' a show rated 5/5 stars by viewers, with high viewership. heh.)

#6391

InfraRedBucket wrote::lol: Ape+Lust , is there some kind of Chrome extension we can get to warn us about your creations in case we are in a public place and
burst into uncontrolled laughter and repulsion at the same time.

HAHA, yes! It's called the Zvanitizer, turns you into an immoveable cold-blooded lump.

John D wrote:Shit. Phantom eye sounds terrible. I hope this clears up. It sounds pretty annoying. I have never heard of such a problem but it makes perfect sense. Your brain is expecting something. What our mind "sees" is very different from what our eyes "see". There is a lot of autonomous post processing of the signals from the eye.

Life goes on and spring is underway in Michigan. I saw my first yellow goldfinch this morning. Male goldfinches are yellow in the breeding season, but turn light brown in the winter. I believe this means that spring is officially here.

My sister-in-law was moved to a nursing care facility yesterday. She is able to feed herself with her one good arm so things are getting better. One doctor told us she would fully recover. I am skeptical. The diagnosis is that she did not have a clot, which is a common cause of stroke, but that her blood sugar went too high. She is diabetic and doesn't always control her sugar well. She is quite literally addicted to Coke-a-cola. It is one of the only true joys in her life. Unfortunately, sugary drinks are the worst thing for diabetes.

Yikes, there's nothing like perspective and proportion! For me, The only difference between yesterday and today is one missing eyeball. I'm self-sufficient, only klutzier. And my tests are clean, the chances I'll become a bald chemo stick-figure are small.

Compared to what your sis-in-law has ahead of her, I'm a lucky guy. Give my condolences to your missus, please.

pro-boxing-fan wrote: :clap: :clap: Is this your first post-pirate-patch shop?

Thanks PBF! :D

Actually, no. I've been a bit manic on GIMP, because it's a big measure of whether things will be the same. If I can still wrangle GIMP without much extra trouble, I can be assured the new normal won't be awfully different.

#6392

The best birthday suit I could find on short notice.

Happy B-Day, Boss!

http://imgur.com/jtbz14M.jpg

#6393

Ape+lust wrote:The best birthday suit I could find on short notice.

Happy B-Day, Boss!

http://imgur.com/jtbz14M.jpg

Ding-dong!!

Take care, Polyphemus! You are a Pit stalwart - you add as much value as anyone, and more giggles and nose-liquids that EVERYONE!

#6394

Google news offers me a very nasty anti-Jordan Peterson op-ed:

http://m.thespec.com/opinion-story/7207 ... y-on-proof

#6395

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.-Kam ... o&pid=15.1

#6396

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10. ... 0213517272

How accurate are metaperceptions of sexism? Evidence for the illusion of antagonism between hostile and benevolent sexism

#6397

Happy birthday FT! Try and get too drunk.

#6398

Shatterface wrote:I think it's time the working class followed the example set by some women on women's day and just took a day off. The middle classes could do the same and each group in turn.

But that could easily escalate and next thing you know, all CEOs take a day off!
Hmmm wait...

#6399

Shatterface wrote:Actually, we did that in the Seventies.

Until the Iron Maiden came.

#6400

Mr. X, Indeed wrote:But what do I know, I should discussing, um, theoretical praxis Marxism narrative processes in combination with relationships involving multiplicities of cultural codedness or something. Then I could be "woke" or "woked" ("woken"?).

Or the inherent racism of white glaciers. Then you could be froze.

#6401

Kirbmarc wrote:A great Quillette article about how social justice fuels corporate capitalism:

Indeed, a polarized nation is exactly what a corporatist economy wants. It sells clicks online, eyeballs for television advertisers, and enough division and self-hatred to create an entire cadre of willing consumers, seeking to medicate themselves with conspicuous consumption. A message of 99%, on the other hand, is unifying. It creates cohesion, cooperation, and positive validation, and it turns the spotlight on those pulling the strings behind the curtain. But discussion of class privilege is dangerous, and must be curtailed at once. Race and gender privilege, by contrast, are quite safe to the powers that be, as they “Occupy Minds” rather than Wall St.

Matt Taibbi notes the weird dynamic between Trump and the major media has led to a revival of media fortunes:

Worse, he is leader of a society incapable of discouraging him. The numbers bear out that we are living through a severely amplified déjà vu of last year's media-Trump codependent lunacies. TV-news viewership traditionally plummets after a presidential election, but under Trump, it's soaring. Ratings since November for the major cable news networks are up an astonishing 50 percent in some cases, with CNN expecting to improve on its record 2016 to make a billion dollars – that's billion with a "b" – in profits this year.

Even the long-suffering newspaper business is crawling off its deathbed, with The New York Times adding 132,000 subscribers in the first 18 days after the election. If Trump really hates the press, being the first person in decades to reverse the industry's seemingly inexorable financial decline sure is a funny way of showing it.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/fe ... er-w473144

#6402

free thoughtpolice wrote:A clip of my guitar playing:
[youtube][/youtube]

That would be a clip of my guitar playing, you IP thief!

#6403

MacGruberKnows wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Just saw this on a friend's facebook site a few hours ago:
[youtube][/youtube]

I don' t think the geese are intentionally feeding the coy. That is just how they eat. It could be to soften the meal. But that feeding habit also matches how the wild geese in the above video eat too.

The coy are just looking for any meal that might slip from the beak.

#6404

I feel like it's more protest buying rather than people wanting to actually read things.

#6405

deLurch wrote:I don' t think the geese are intentionally feeding the coy.

They're too koi for that.

#6406

SkepticalCat wrote:Not even a retraction/apology from Alex Jones is adequate to deter some PizzaGate enthusiasts:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/loc ... stigation/

'Hayes called InfoWars “the only place you can get the news nowadays where it’s not opinion,” but said he wasn’t bothered by Jones’s about-face on Pizzagate.

“This paper in my hand is at least enough for an investigation,” the 25-year-old said, holding a flier labeled “Pizzagate/Pedogate” that listed “pedophile code words and symbols” supposedly found at Comet Ping Pong.

Hayes wore a shirt saying “Pizzagate is Not Fake News.” His wife, Danielle, 31, wore one reading “Investigate Pizzagate.” '

:lol:

“People don’t believe the victims,” said Clark, 30.

Step 1. Find an actual victim.

#6407

Lsuoma wrote:
Shatterface wrote:This is what Britain looks like when people who matter don't go to work:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/ ... 68x351.jpg

https://libcom.org/files/images/library/wod1.jpg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_Discontent
I remember living through that:

[youtube][/youtube]

Me too. though the worst bit was when the YouTubes stopped working. That was hell.
Lost Callaghan the election.

http://i.imgur.com/8TsITAM.jpg

#6408

InfraRedBucket wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
Shatterface wrote:This is what Britain looks like when people who matter don't go to work:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/ ... 68x351.jpg

https://libcom.org/files/images/library/wod1.jpg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_Discontent
I remember living through that:

[youtube][/youtube]
Me too. though the worst bit was when the YouTubes stopped working. That was hell.
Lost Callaghan the election.

http://i.imgur.com/8TsITAM.jpg

Yeah - The internet was only on for 3 hours a day and we had to surf by candlelight.

sent from a machine where i've finally figured out how to change the fuckin' sig

#6409

Watching Douglas Murray telling it like it is on the BBC Big Questions debate show, against a couple of islamic apologists, including Mo Ansar.

#6410

Not Mo Ansar, this cunt. Abdullah al Andalusi.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zKnu3HOnFbU/hqdefault.jpg

#6411

Here tit. The Pit crew went all out for you.

[youtube][/youtube]

#6412

Ape+lust wrote:
Kirbmarc wrote:A great Quillette article about how social justice fuels corporate capitalism:

Indeed, a polarized nation is exactly what a corporatist economy wants. It sells clicks online, eyeballs for television advertisers, and enough division and self-hatred to create an entire cadre of willing consumers, seeking to medicate themselves with conspicuous consumption. A message of 99%, on the other hand, is unifying. It creates cohesion, cooperation, and positive validation, and it turns the spotlight on those pulling the strings behind the curtain. But discussion of class privilege is dangerous, and must be curtailed at once. Race and gender privilege, by contrast, are quite safe to the powers that be, as they “Occupy Minds” rather than Wall St.
Matt Taibbi notes the weird dynamic between Trump and the major media has led to a revival of media fortunes:

Worse, he is leader of a society incapable of discouraging him. The numbers bear out that we are living through a severely amplified déjà vu of last year's media-Trump codependent lunacies. TV-news viewership traditionally plummets after a presidential election, but under Trump, it's soaring. Ratings since November for the major cable news networks are up an astonishing 50 percent in some cases, with CNN expecting to improve on its record 2016 to make a billion dollars – that's billion with a "b" – in profits this year.

Even the long-suffering newspaper business is crawling off its deathbed, with The New York Times adding 132,000 subscribers in the first 18 days after the election. If Trump really hates the press, being the first person in decades to reverse the industry's seemingly inexorable financial decline sure is a funny way of showing it.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/fe ... er-w473144

Trump and the press are in a symbiotic relationship. He says stupid shit, they get clicks by acting outraged, he claims that they're his enemy so everything degrades into a screaming match of idiots on either side while both the press and Trump get more attention.

#6413

Kirbmarc wrote: Trump and the press are in a symbiotic relationship. He says stupid shit, they get clicks by acting outraged, he claims that they're his enemy so everything degrades into a screaming match of idiots on either side while both the press and Trump get more attention.

If there is method behind Trump's relationship with the press it could be that he's using Putin tactics. He pumps out so many offhand lies that it is difficult for people to accept that his critics aren't overstating it. He has managed to devalue trust in the media to the extent that his fans are inoculated against negative reporting. Anne Applebaum makes some very interesting observations about the Russian influence on the Trump campaign in this talk with Sam Harris. [youtube][/youtube]. The hunt for actionable collusion detracts from the fact that what is already out in the open about Trump and his admiration for Putin is alarming enough.

#6414

Service Dog wrote:Google news offers me a very nasty anti-Jordan Peterson op-ed:

http://m.thespec.com/opinion-story/7207 ... y-on-proof

What a predictable and petty whine. Peterson's just doing it to get rich. At least every single comment is critical of the article.

Many happy returns, FT. You've probably earned a mid-life crisis by now. I suggest a bright red convertible colonoscope.

#6415

piginthecity wrote:
Me too. though the worst bit was when the YouTubes stopped working. That was hell.
Lost Callaghan the election.

http://i.imgur.com/8TsITAM.jpg

Yeah - The internet was only on for 3 hours a day and we had to surf by candlelight.
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Actually for the candlelight nights I remember the sudden power cuts with the 3 day week during the miners strikes and Heath Govt early 70s .
Telly suddenly going kaput in the middle of watching Blue Peter ( Kids tv prog for non UKers) on the BBC .
The WWar generations have nothing on us. We had it hard.
These days Twitter down for 15 min is a catastrophe.

#6416

screwtape wrote:
Service Dog wrote:Google news offers me a very nasty anti-Jordan Peterson op-ed:

http://m.thespec.com/opinion-story/7207 ... y-on-proof
What a predictable and petty whine. Peterson's just doing it to get rich. At least every single comment is critical of the article.

Many happy returns, FT. You've probably earned a mid-life crisis by now. I suggest a bright red convertible colonoscope.

Peterson may be an odd fish , but that is right getting slaughtered in the comments.

Peterson rose to notoriety by making a series of protests against accommodating individuals non-gender conforming. Rather than being called him or her, these individuals prefer to be called they, zir, or zhe, among other terms. Peterson feels that being asked to accommodate such individuals is an infringement on his freedom of speech.

Er no. His stance was he objected from the start to legislation that made not using certain terms arbitrarily chosen by individuals akin to hate speech.
This idiot clearly hasnt done any homework.

ALL HAIL TO OUR GREAT TITTED LEADER ON THIS JOYOUS OCCASION!
LET US INCREASE FACTORY OUTPUT & LAUNCH MORE ~~SHOOPS~~ MISSILES AGAINST THE IMPERIALISTS!
http://i.imgur.com/KJTFXKK.jpg

#6417

shoutinghorse wrote:A best seller no doubt .. Does it come with crayons? :D

her audience is too immature to be trusted with crayons

#6418

Shatterface wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Maybe Heina Dhadabyoy should re-imagine Atheists Guide to Islam as a coloring book and finally get it out the door.
I want one of those Magic Eye books on the life of Mohammed.

Here, for instance, is his favourite mode of travel.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/56 ... 15a464.jpg

is it a sailboat?

#6419

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Shatterface wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Maybe Heina Dhadabyoy should re-imagine Atheists Guide to Islam as a coloring book and finally get it out the door.
I want one of those Magic Eye books on the life of Mohammed.

Here, for instance, is his favourite mode of travel.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/56 ... 15a464.jpg
It's a schooner!!!

i should have known

#6420

Shatterface wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and it's me birthday! 57...
I'm putting my clock forward an hour so I can celebrate early.

Happy birthday Titty! I put my cock an hour forward too.